*Machine:* "Let me tell you how to not die" *Jack:* Let me stop you right there
@jacksepticeye4 жыл бұрын
So I have chosen Death!
@Haz_wizZYT4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye I can't sleep :(
@owenzzzz4 жыл бұрын
@@Haz_wizZYT Same
@akiothearsonist4804 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye you must consume the holy potato to not die.
@lavish263team54 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye too much dirty bean water
@josephinehorwitz76894 жыл бұрын
I like how when Jack gets scared his accent gets stronger 😂
@Demonshifter4 жыл бұрын
Yeeess
@jacksepticeye4 жыл бұрын
The Irish are always scared!
@erika-rs3ns4 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye i mean... you’re not wrong
@karimasar14 жыл бұрын
Ffs guys if jack replies to a comment no need to spam that comment with "hi jack how are you jackdgshsjsuey" just post your own comment. Reply if you want to actually reply to the comment not jacks reply.
@duckiechvr79984 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye oh so thats why i get so scared when my mom walks in my room im actually part irish
@justsomeone41674 жыл бұрын
This dudes battling demons in his head whilst I’m staring at the chair across my room in the dark... and I’m pretty sure we’ve got the same levels of stress going on smh.
@shinouzu21574 жыл бұрын
Just Someone related to that on a hard level my chair with clothes on straight up looks like it’s about to take my soul
@krowtheimmortal9294 жыл бұрын
What does smh mean?
@MxMisu4 жыл бұрын
@@krowtheimmortal929 means shaking my head
@rightnleft13554 жыл бұрын
I used to see black figures all the time....
@ghosty12644 жыл бұрын
While I'm looking into the dark corner of my room being optimistic
@hatstorm10974 жыл бұрын
“I know there’s a pandemic going on, but I can’t drink coffee!” - JackSepticEye, 2020
@noyou17353 жыл бұрын
I know there’s a pandemic going on, but I can’t wipe my @$$
@Arson_Assassin2 жыл бұрын
It's weird to think about how it's been almost 2 years since this video was made
@aikokomura57034 жыл бұрын
“In order to cure your brain damage, just go to sleep!” God I wish it were that simple
@Chemical_Alchemist4 жыл бұрын
It is that simple though. watch the game theroy on it.
@mandujas14 жыл бұрын
Your brain repairs itself and mends and rests while you're asleep thats why its important for us
@blaze-kody94254 жыл бұрын
sammmmeeeee
@miam95154 жыл бұрын
It is that simple lol
@aikoviljoen69354 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Nano-Boo4 жыл бұрын
AB: "Sleeping is the best medicine for the brain" Education system: "I will pretend I didn't hear that"
@theodandyace4 жыл бұрын
"sleep is the best medicine for your brain" *stares in multiple concussions*
@arandomelf30504 жыл бұрын
Awake till 12 because of hw, waking up at 6 to get to school which is far away, and then I can’t sleep some nights because of insomnia (which they say middle schooler can’t have, but they say that about a lot of other things too), so I get less sleep than the average adult is supposed to get, yea there’s a reason why my only 100s are when I have a day off before/ a weekend/days when we don’t have school in the middle (i.e. mlk day)
@hazeltree77384 жыл бұрын
There's a reason my mentality on weekends and holidays has shifted from "I'll sleep for a bit and relax" to "Sleep is a waste of time and I need to do all these otherwise I'll be in trouble, and I really don't want to get punished" :)
@aaryankapoor58044 жыл бұрын
“This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”
@Alex-rw8ho4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@justarandomguy71764 жыл бұрын
Jack: Murders hundreds of demons on doom Also Jack: Gets scared by a door
@jacksepticeye4 жыл бұрын
Do I LOOK like a Doomslayer to you here????
@justarandomguy71764 жыл бұрын
Thanks for liking my comment!
@neonthehybrid80474 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye Well... You are a Gaelic Gladiator
@andrewantill24594 жыл бұрын
Jack u are always a doom slayer to are boredness
@arachnachaoz4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye well yes, but actually no
@cydneylucy21393 жыл бұрын
I like how no one is talking about the Undertale reference at 19:13.
@justsomeguy1443 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I really do love that game no matter the state of the fandom.
@karsonwilcox10553 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguy144 yes
@Miss_Jackson2514 жыл бұрын
Game: Try to fall asleep Schools: Yeah, we don't do that around here
@gudgie10964 жыл бұрын
But schools are closed
@wut26974 жыл бұрын
Schools: fuck your sleep do some home work and go to school !
@Chromallity4 жыл бұрын
schools: go do ur homework cuz i dont care about ur health and shit me:shut up
@goosegoose43394 жыл бұрын
Is this a call out post/comment I can actually relate to ps I don’t remember the last time I got over 6hours sleep
@wut26974 жыл бұрын
@@goosegoose4339 well you better use your time now to go to sleep during isolation cause it will be the last time you ever get the chance to 🙂
@viewer_discretion04 жыл бұрын
Game: “Try to fall asleep.” Me: “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
@user-uj7zb7hw3x4 жыл бұрын
*ĎÖÑŤ ŔËÃD MÝ ÑÀMÉ*
@Myvernuh4 жыл бұрын
/kill @e
@brianchieffo24274 жыл бұрын
RAID STAR real gamers turn off cheats
@caitlinistired10504 жыл бұрын
Under-rated comment
@afanisthedolphin4 жыл бұрын
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x ok I wont
@paperjoker93914 жыл бұрын
When the little bot went “Ok then..” when you werent listening i felt that :[
@ezorist4 жыл бұрын
Dudeneeto Blood Zaron just shut the fuck up.
@actioncaat4 жыл бұрын
Warning Self Promters how about you shut up?
@procity92844 жыл бұрын
Dudeneeto Blood Zaron both
@mxriesm4 жыл бұрын
@@Dudeneeto when will people stop taking memes/jokes seriously its 2020 not 2012
@kitsukisuki4 жыл бұрын
Same
@MF-dz7cp2 жыл бұрын
"sleeping is good for your brain" Me watching this at 3 in the morning when I have to wake up at 5
@ello694 Жыл бұрын
weak im watching this at 12 in the night and sleep at 4
@stacyaaa9471 Жыл бұрын
@@ello694 AMATEURS,its 5 30 here
@rivolai Жыл бұрын
me at 4:21am
@straightshotgamer Жыл бұрын
4:33am who can beat me
@DaBluees Жыл бұрын
No way y'all flexing having a horrible sleep schedule
@ChewieLuke4 жыл бұрын
"I'll let the demons tickle my arse for a coffee." Yeah, I can understand that sentiment.
@ffandrewd29863 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@D3AD_WE1GHT3 жыл бұрын
Lol sameee
@lordofapples9812 жыл бұрын
@@D3AD_WE1GHT name checks out
@hillarycourchaine68292 жыл бұрын
Me too, I love coffee
@Dr-Ivan-poison Жыл бұрын
Me as well
@sneakythiefgaming66484 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate Jack who gives us entertainment during quarantine Edit: Little did I know I'm now a hearted boi, my first one too. Also the fact that Jack is here for us makes me appreciate him more
@insanelyun4 жыл бұрын
Andrewon ever No all KZbinrs**
@styxwaow4 жыл бұрын
Andrewon ever No Yes *claps a million times* also you forgot itsfunneh VOAdam Summer shortcake and just all you tubers
@aidenbigbrain79234 жыл бұрын
Add a public reply
@ceftomapothelyamburcsvlafr27344 жыл бұрын
That’s one of the GREAT QUALITY of a KZbinR CAREER, he can work at home and doesn’t have any offices to go to. THIS IS WHEN I HOPE THOSE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON KZbinRS REGRETS IT, HERE HE IS, ENJOYING HIS JOB AT HOME, WHILE THOSE WHO HAVE BUSINESSES ON OTHER AREAS THEY HAD TO TRAVEL TO ARE NOW TRAPPED AT HOME .
@james_medlin4 жыл бұрын
So is... every other KZbinr?
@plink1354 жыл бұрын
"Try to fall asleep" *But there's monsters nearby.*
@ArlertsWife4 жыл бұрын
S p u d UNDERATED COMMENT BAGAHAHAHAHAHA
@plink1354 жыл бұрын
@@ArlertsWife 😳😳
@thev.o.c-heretostealyaspic62814 жыл бұрын
𝓽ꫝꫀꪀ 𝘴ꪶꫀꫀρ ᭙𝓲𝓽ꫝ 𝓽ꫝꫀ ꪑꪮꪀ𝘴𝓽ꫀ𝘳𝘴
@plink1354 жыл бұрын
@@thev.o.c-heretostealyaspic6281 good idea actually
@lukepower16604 жыл бұрын
You may not rest now there’s monsters nearby!!!!
@adreannabingham80583 жыл бұрын
When I watch his videos my mom is like, “ YOU WATCHING THAT LOUD IRISH GUY WHO PLAYS TO MANY GAMES!?”
@katherinetressler15083 жыл бұрын
Lol, my mom's the same way except she refers to him as the "Irish Seagull Man" because I showed her the fire breathing Seagull video
@catbatrat17603 жыл бұрын
@@katherinetressler1508 Oh, I LOVE that one!! "Makin' my way downtown, walking fast, I'm a seagull, go fuck yourself. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!"
@katherinetressler15083 жыл бұрын
@@catbatrat1760 That's my favorite too, I actually made it my ringtone lol
@katherinetressler15082 жыл бұрын
@Simphony Sus Maybe, but it makes me laugh which helps so I dont sound sad when I answer my phone
@fangirl6494 жыл бұрын
I love how Jack randomly just yells out "IT'S EDWARD ELRIC" idk y but it surprised me
@RivkahSong4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't random. The paper he was reading mentioned the person's right arm and left leg were lost and those were limbs Ed lost when he attempted human transmutation the first time. 😁
@fangirl6494 жыл бұрын
@@RivkahSong y3ah ik. Thank you for the information tho! It was nice of you. It's just, the thought of jack watching fma never crossed my mind 😅
@drakebrown96224 жыл бұрын
fan girl64 the idea of the comment is still funny though
@BlackHawkElite774 жыл бұрын
Creature: *commit suicide by ripping blood vessel* Jack: “ I want to meet him he sounds cool”
@yetizo15154 жыл бұрын
I think he was talking about the doggy and if there was another one
@flubble24734 жыл бұрын
I'm the 66th like :)
@flubble24734 жыл бұрын
Protect your kidneys
@kaden_is_lit244 жыл бұрын
The robot person is vonstroheim for sure
@enbyishimaru4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not familiar with the lore of FNAF" MatPat: *has entered the chat*
@TheGreatVoicemancer4 жыл бұрын
Prepare for a theory a (earape) GAME THEORY!!!
@guillermoandrade11374 жыл бұрын
All you gotta do is play the vr version yo get the whole story. Not that big of a deal to not know the lore hahaha.
@catatouilleart4344 жыл бұрын
THE BITE OF 87 THE BITE OF 87 THE BITE O-
@honey--82844 жыл бұрын
Catatouille -_- its the bite of 83 actually. The bite of 87 is a dayguard how is it that well in the tv in fnaf 4 says 83 and yeh sorry to debunk you’re thoughts and sooooory!!! If
@Ashley-po3zm4 жыл бұрын
Right
@ShadowT5r3 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird to hear Jack talk about coffee so much without referencing Top Of The Morning Coffee every time
@Aroacerat Жыл бұрын
Haha, fr
@lavenderblood76944 жыл бұрын
Jack: “ your not going to make me do this for every fuse . Are you?! “. Game: it is , what it is
@consideragiraffe57484 жыл бұрын
Sleep paralysis demons: it is what it is
@alessalapac46204 жыл бұрын
the :) robot: it is what it is
@umgly_59604 жыл бұрын
Get out. All of you.
@elizabethavison48454 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the safety zone :) I know that they aren't all awfully scary but hope yall that need it find it helpful xx 3:08 monster breaks window 3:25 same monster stands at window 4:14 shadow goes past door 4:47 monster climbs off window 5:14 a knock 5:32 Jack edited in flames 6:04 monster walks by window 7:32 dark figure at end of hallway 8:16 FLEE 9:08 CLOSE THE DOORS (monsters behind each door nothing happens) 12:38 steam behind door 14:06 another knock 17:01 loud noise 18:18 down a hallway with flashing lights and a monster 19:58 FOLLOW THE LIGHT (nothing happens) 21:59 loud noise 22:42 REACH THE END (at 23:44 a skeleton appears after Jack fell) 24:13 FLEE TO THE EXIT, what happens and when (24:28 monsters run by) ( 24:42 monster runs at him) 26:05 scream 26:19 dead body and loud noise Just about what sums up the night, stay safe and stay healthy everyone xx
@MoReL704 жыл бұрын
Finally, thank you!
@galaxyrose11434 жыл бұрын
You need more likes life saver!
@Jumpsterr4 жыл бұрын
You are the hero we don't deserve but need
@ashen03064 жыл бұрын
Legend
@comicsans69954 жыл бұрын
Nice
@teddybear22344 жыл бұрын
I never thought I’d ever hear the words “Tom Nook” and “Thicc Thighs” in the same sentence
@hazelnutcola4 жыл бұрын
thats just friday night for me baby
@joshatronawsome74124 жыл бұрын
Tom nook is based off of a Japanese tanuki from folklore and I dare you to google what’s between a Japanese folklore tanuki and really see what’s between those things ( note: some might consider this nsfw so if you are young don’t do it. It’s gross)
@shatterednova_4 жыл бұрын
@@joshatronawsome7412 Wym if you are young? There's no kids on KZbin anymore. We're all COPPA compliant
@broom_4044 жыл бұрын
@@joshatronawsome7412 lol, they have humongous balls
@malinatrosclair81604 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Jacksepticeye Variety Channel 😂
@MeleeTiger4 жыл бұрын
"to reduce stress, keep your eyes open" ... Unless you're stressed by what you're seeing?
@exess_melons96454 жыл бұрын
Jack whenever a jumpscare happens: "JAYSUS FECKIN' CHROIST!"
@abbeygiles70343 жыл бұрын
Legit every game he’s ever played 😂
@MattandDanG3 жыл бұрын
ON A BIKE
@mphoenix62213 жыл бұрын
if you pronounce it in the ay ya wrote it it sounds like a fucken ozzie screamed it
@Bappers4893 жыл бұрын
@@mphoenix6221 when the other accent you can do is british yeah it does
@falconmalchik37843 жыл бұрын
.
@InsidiousClouds4 жыл бұрын
***JUMPSCARE LIST*** Alright, I know I'm a little late to this since it was posted a couple days ago but I couldn't find a jump scare list and since I was watching this at 4 am I took the liberty to record any sort of startling moment or whatever. Anything with a * is one that Jack got scared by. 2:40 tiny beep 2:56 knock 3:10 Demon outside! 3:26 Spook man outside 4:14 little guy in the hall 4:48 Gorilla? Harambe? 5:15 knock 6:06 peek-a-boo 7:33 is that a person or a jacket? 7:39 it's a person (demon) * 8:17 "FLEE THE ROOM" 9:09 "CLOSE THE DOORS" * 12:39 just door and steam 13:31 Jack trying to jiggle locked door. 14:06 knock 14:30 bang 16:29 suicide mention. * 17:01 door bang * 18:19 Man in the light!!! 19:58 "FOLLOW THE LIGHT" * 22:00 Door bang * 22:40 "REACH THE END" * 23:45 skeleton man gives kiss 24:14 flee again * 24:29 Just in the corner of your eye, you spot him. Shia LaBeouf. * 24:40 A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!! 26:06 woman scream 26:20 sudden noise Plz like so others can see and aren't spooked out of their minds. :)
@theshadowking96264 жыл бұрын
Thank you if you could please do this to every one of the scary videos that can be very much appreciated seeing as no one else does it anymore
@InsidiousClouds4 жыл бұрын
@@theshadowking9626 that's a lot of scary videos, but I'll make sure all the new ones that come out I'll happily transcribe. It helps with my own fear too to take notes.
@vara61274 жыл бұрын
Thank the gods
@hanacinnabun4 жыл бұрын
Bless you
@Mr.Skeleton-El4 жыл бұрын
Are the ones whith a star on them an actual jumpscare?
@ThunderPede4 жыл бұрын
“Try to fall asleep” Me sleeping at 3am: wOw *tH anK s thAt hEl ps*
@probablysomebody8004 жыл бұрын
I didnt sleep
@megaeliminator32604 жыл бұрын
I thought Sèan hated these kinds of comments
@urmom-ls6od4 жыл бұрын
@@megaeliminator3260 well this one is not quoting so
@thepuppet15294 жыл бұрын
Up at the devils hour you sir are a brave soul.
@Anonymous_Music4 жыл бұрын
Same, but it's not 3am. Its now 6am, I I havnt slept for 2 days now. Legit. I'm glued to my phone.
@miarodriguez96703 жыл бұрын
“I can hear demonic voices in my head and it’s coming from the game this time” 22:32-22:41
@personmcguy38104 жыл бұрын
The real scary part is that even someone with brain damage and terrifying hallucinations falls asleep faster than me
@angryghiacchio49324 жыл бұрын
ja, zai feel zat
@droidixbacon4 жыл бұрын
@metal_ak4 if only it was that easy
@zeleniatdq4 жыл бұрын
metal_ak4 “It just takes time” Me: *Say sike right now* I’m 15 and I’m still up for 2 - 4 hours! Whew I was younger it was worse, kinda like this game. Without the dream.
@dollythenoob50694 жыл бұрын
Ikr xd
@ashmerner47944 жыл бұрын
Same
@devonbur.02164 жыл бұрын
Mat is going to be so mad when he sees jack do all of this first try
@taterds78584 жыл бұрын
MadPat
@Goobers-gf3um4 жыл бұрын
MatSpat
@lucal58764 жыл бұрын
MatHat
@devonbur.02164 жыл бұрын
satpat
@Asriel_Dremr4 жыл бұрын
sadpat
@jamesallen41654 жыл бұрын
Game Theory: Maybe y'all should try this new game called Try to- Jack: DONE
@jeremy97124 жыл бұрын
I mean it just be like that sometimes 😂
@nyxifyed58004 жыл бұрын
You took the words right out-
@mrmemerman72124 жыл бұрын
Keep it at 69 likes
@IanAnimatesBagels4 жыл бұрын
@@gimmealldafoodz2625 ??? HC grian? no, it doesn't
@nick335online4 жыл бұрын
I swear, Sean's sound effects scare me more than the game
@thecatinthehatwithabat99032 жыл бұрын
Ikr, the burning bed bit scared me more than the rest of the video
@acecorazón4 жыл бұрын
*"You win this one, Matthis Pattrew."* _Legit_
@Scehnt4 жыл бұрын
ok
@caylaweinberg23274 жыл бұрын
ok
@skylarsmith95964 жыл бұрын
ok
@peyz38794 жыл бұрын
Ok
@theguyfromsmash32184 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Nizaritoo4 жыл бұрын
Matpat : *recommends the game to Jack* Jack : *actually plays the game* everyone : You crazy son of a Bi***, you did it ( Edit : omg thanks for all the likes everyone)
Jack 2 years ago describing what he thinks fnaf should be and then predicted security breach 💀👏
@sage76864 жыл бұрын
jack: **describes how FNAF should have been** sister location: *am i a joke to you?*
@ismycart11754 жыл бұрын
The Derp Squad i was thinking the same thing!
@mandujas14 жыл бұрын
Yes but you dont really choose where you go, jack meant open world type
@benales2724 жыл бұрын
the joy of creation: bruh
@benales2724 жыл бұрын
@@mandujas1 joy of creation?>
@mandujas14 жыл бұрын
@@benales272 yeah but thats fanmade
@hibiowo734 жыл бұрын
9:58 “are these my gay thoughts trying to come in? I welcome thee” is my favourite thing from this entire episode
@MR-ez8hh4 жыл бұрын
"im not gay im just experimenting"
@ogfloridaman_4 жыл бұрын
My favorite is: get off my window monkey man
@valiqqua72643 жыл бұрын
@•-• ꧁maple cookie꧂ •-• I hear it as "get out"
@littlebeanz37383 жыл бұрын
@@valiqqua7264 ye
@hibiowo733 жыл бұрын
@@hillarycourchaine6829 ayyyy I had the same thing with my bi awakening
@spacekiwi93074 жыл бұрын
Jack: "that was so loud, time to turn the volume down a tad" Me: *Thinks about every time i was scared by Jacks intro*
@ExtraCreativeUsername4 жыл бұрын
Dude, me too. I have a playlist of calming music that I listen to while I read, and I guess a while ago I accidentally put a Jack video in that list instead of my watch later. I heard the "TOP O' THE MORNING TO YE LADDIES" and almost peed myself
@mview644 жыл бұрын
Creative Username OMG XD
@movedchannels7884 жыл бұрын
I once didn't realize my headphones were unplugged in church (My dad is Christian, I'm that one atheist that's sits at the back) and I had JackSepticEye on high volume so they were preaching and suddenly... *TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE LADDIES* and everyone looked at me. Tht was awkward ngl.
@clueless15044 жыл бұрын
@@movedchannels788 RIp Tbh i would join you in the back
@cathyprentice47394 жыл бұрын
same here buddy
@hatstorm10974 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: You’re not hallucinating, you’re being hunted by the creatures in the facilities.
@purpledragon19453 ай бұрын
this was a horror story someone told me about, where theyd see wierd shit as they were trying to go to sleep. then one day they saw what looked like their uncle looking at them, only to find out he was actually there that night. making the guy question how many other things were really there
@kiersashera42804 жыл бұрын
“Are these my gay thoughts trying to get out? I welcome thee!” Gold 😂😂
@panda_named_bob29814 жыл бұрын
Sean is a global treasure
@user-uj7zb7hw3x4 жыл бұрын
*-DONT ŔÈÀĎ MÝ PŘŐFİŁÊ ÎĆÖŅ-* *Lmao!!!*
@urmom-ls6od4 жыл бұрын
@@user-uj7zb7hw3x oh god please shuT uP-
@sushicat51024 жыл бұрын
Noice
@acidwolfe82924 жыл бұрын
I read this comment... Thought for a second and went, ".....Wait what?"
@ArtiumENT4 жыл бұрын
Jack: "hello demons it's me your boy" Demons: hello Jack: I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT
@KateCantDraw3 жыл бұрын
UNSOLVEDDD
@davidsoto41693 жыл бұрын
SHAAANE
@Skycrap_5ontwitch Жыл бұрын
He said it just as i read this 😂
@BlueBoxRevan4 жыл бұрын
"They put chemicals in the water, that turn the freaken frogs GAY!!!"
@n.c.pictures4 жыл бұрын
Do you understand that?!
@Nextyrid4 жыл бұрын
@@n.c.pictures Turn the freakin Frogs gay!
@BapGap4 жыл бұрын
@@Nextyrid ah! ah! Screw this crap!
@meadough4 жыл бұрын
As a gay I can confirm that there are gay chemicals that convert frogs.
@glitxch46684 жыл бұрын
@@meadough as a pansexual i can confirm that I make frogs eat pans as I watch
@SophieCxt3 жыл бұрын
“American Jack isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” 15:27
@OkthenBi4 жыл бұрын
Demons: *could kill jack* Jack when they break his window: THATS THE WORST THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE
@tylerblubaugh55494 жыл бұрын
Window replacements are like 300 for normal ones that's like a bay window kinda thing so I'm betting it would cost more
@frogger1334 жыл бұрын
I'd rather die then pay for repairs.
@hidenmistmurder81284 жыл бұрын
@@tylerblubaugh5549 I rather have died by the demons
@inoskyee4 жыл бұрын
*”you have opened my prison”*
@kevynmarshall4884 жыл бұрын
Jack: *try not to fall asleep* Me: “ah yes- the perfect video to fall asleep to”
@8ava81984 жыл бұрын
God forbid you get an amoled screen.
@Nickgem254 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm watching this on midnight xD
@WyattS24 жыл бұрын
Kevyn Marshall when you want to point out that it said Try to fall asleep but you’re scared of being wooshed: *level of stress 99%*
@emmalee85484 жыл бұрын
dude i’m ready to just doze off with this playing in the background
@horseluver4ever6234 жыл бұрын
"Try *to* fall asleep"
@chunkymonky53644 жыл бұрын
When that door jumpscare happened, I got an add for RAID Shadow legends with the skeleton opening a door and it scared the hell out of me.
@ImJustBetterDuhh4 жыл бұрын
The skeliton is named Deathnight sir and my user is Deathnight 277 so thats cool
@battalionchief11754 жыл бұрын
What is the time stamp for the jumpscare
@squidge47284 жыл бұрын
Skeleton*
@Smler-vb2co4 жыл бұрын
Same
@chunkymonky53644 жыл бұрын
@@squidge4728 Oh, sorry. English is my second language, so thank you for correcting me :)
@memeinc76353 жыл бұрын
Jacksepticeye: Try to fall asleep Me pulling an all-nighter: no, no I don’t think I will
@roachdoggjr544 жыл бұрын
Doomguy: *Is angry that someone killed his pet rabbit* Jack: *Is angry that someone killed his pet goldfish*
@prernasharma22344 жыл бұрын
Same energy
@Lil_Darling4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget john wick: who is angry at someone who killed his dog...
@asylumarcade4 жыл бұрын
I see a pattern here that I'm not so sure I like
@danteezy9454 жыл бұрын
@@Lil_Darling 55 minutes late i was gonna say that lol
@louiskasperski92504 жыл бұрын
A legend was born!
@StevenwithaV264 жыл бұрын
"What thought is that??" "Are these my gay thoughts trying to get out??" Jack-Try to fall asleep(2020)
@cherie-rp7oi4 жыл бұрын
“I welcome thee” - Jack 🤣
@clownjuice46174 жыл бұрын
gay thoughts huh
@a_dusty_book4 жыл бұрын
Alternatively: "Are these my gay thots trying to get out?"
@LilGobin4 жыл бұрын
Jack: "GIMME COFFEE!!" me: *sips my coffee* "hehe, Suffer"
@sam._.wichh14 жыл бұрын
I had a cappuccino. Same thing, kinda.
@oceansoul44774 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a boomer and drinking coffee. Jk, lol...
"The information is sensitive about it's fat ankles." Me to man
@Skybound8084 жыл бұрын
Dont you mean fankle
@tobyboyll70544 жыл бұрын
@@Skybound808 You right
@joeldejesus24354 жыл бұрын
He is
@mannylvldup26754 жыл бұрын
*too
@melossoup4 жыл бұрын
Ut TO THE MAX
@lowercaseisaac Жыл бұрын
I am prone to hallucinating and seeing Jack play this at night is oddly calming
@ariescha0s4 жыл бұрын
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE ROBIN???? Robin really makes Sean’s videos flourish with the little details he adds in. I see you, I appreciate the work you do!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@Xelnaeox4 жыл бұрын
we should call sean batman :D lmao
@greyb82344 жыл бұрын
@@Xelnaeox why did it take me so long to get this lmao
@Inamichan4 жыл бұрын
Lixian has been doing the same with marks videos. They both add flair to their videos!
@thenullifierspowerpack37494 жыл бұрын
Bom Bonkers took me awhile to get it to I like just realized it I was what I don’t Ohhhhhh because Batman and robin yea I get
@Gabbie.xoxoxo4 жыл бұрын
“Try to Fall Asleep” Me, who’s only slept 3 hours: “I’ve been trying forever”
@bigrhino86154 жыл бұрын
Not me
@microwavablevic4 жыл бұрын
I've slept 5/48 hours for two days...
@swingingelephant34154 жыл бұрын
Bro i stay up about 24 hours a day. And i havent slept in about 4days.
@bigrhino86154 жыл бұрын
Holy sh*t it's been only 2 minutes there's already many likes and reply
@danvil62344 жыл бұрын
Dr. [REDACTED] if you’ve had zero sleep over four days you’d be going clinically insane. You start hallucinating etc after only three days so stop lying
@erichdavis28974 жыл бұрын
"Now we can start to work on your brain damage!" This is jack were talking about, this'll take quite some time.
@jacksepticeye4 жыл бұрын
HEY!!!
@tylerblubaugh55494 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye is he wrong
@pizzatime74334 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye no need to be angry he's just spitting out facts
@user-uj7zb7hw3x4 жыл бұрын
*ĎÖÑŤ ŔËÃD MÝ ÑÀMÉ*
@boobleboinker4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye He's not wrong though-
@AWTbinx2 жыл бұрын
27:52 jack litterally just explained the new security breach
@epicacefanfilmsanddiscussi66354 жыл бұрын
Sean: I played this game on 3 scary games. And matthews Patrick called me out bye name. Matt Patt: the seeds have been planted now we eventually invite him to gt live.
@reubenwade65544 жыл бұрын
Ethan Lamar that would be awesome
@sceptileswordsman71524 жыл бұрын
He called him Mathis Pattru actually. I’m not sure why, but he did. 0:28
@rb71394 жыл бұрын
@@sceptileswordsman7152 I think it's the Irish version of Matthew Patrick, just looked it up.
@sceptileswordsman71524 жыл бұрын
@R B Wouldn’t it be Mathis Paudrig?
@Noticer84 жыл бұрын
“And it’s five nights at Freddy’s like, in terms of nights and *Jesus Christ* ”
@NautilusXO4 жыл бұрын
Read this right as it happened haha
@dorothy_bee.4 жыл бұрын
Same wth
@srtsy_4 жыл бұрын
12:47 Jack: "Never thought I'd get so scared of steam in my life." Me: "Well clearly you havent played monstrum!" (Jack for real if you need a horror game that is at all decent. Play monstrum it's very well made and has great scares it's not so much jumpscares but depending on how you play there can be some
@Ge4rloss3 жыл бұрын
Sean: Gets Scared Accent: *Intensifies*
@icemagiciangh4 жыл бұрын
When Seán played the demo of Try To Fall Asleep- creepy Anti moments Now, the full game causes him to become increasingly more Irish as the video progresses
@krowtheimmortal9294 жыл бұрын
Not the full game pal.
@dusk45114 жыл бұрын
@@krowtheimmortal929 Did Jack not say it was the full game at the beginning or was that just my imagination...? 0:14
@flytraps4 жыл бұрын
@Poplemaniac123 0:12
@TheGhost-bq1ip4 жыл бұрын
Game says: Try to fall asleep Minecraft: There are monsters nearby. You cannot sleep
@OfficialGeckoGT4 жыл бұрын
Lol minecraft memes
@dear_nanaaaa4 жыл бұрын
okay maybe i’m just a nerd but when the guy we’re playing as says “how could you come up with this in a dream?” and jack replied not realizing he’s talking about the periodic table and how mendeleev dreamt of it made me laugh.
@WillAyeAmNot4 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking, been a while since I took science but I figured that's what he was referencing when I read that
@TeneBoot3 жыл бұрын
*knowing that there is a part 2 to this series, it fills you with DETERMINATION*
@ce0ofcha0s304 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want anything getting out of my mind palace!” Sherlock vibes
@tathiyesyesyez4 жыл бұрын
“Hey there demons, its me, ya boy”... did he referenced buzzfeed unsolved?
@TrioArtsOfficial4 жыл бұрын
I do believe so, and they responded.
@weirddname52994 жыл бұрын
Oop
@Devilproking4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that to.
@kaseyharrison73284 жыл бұрын
When the person closed their eyes and jack had a picture of himself in the darkness it actually scared me 😂
@slightlyevilsloth4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@bashfularmadillo72834 жыл бұрын
i read this comment before i watched the video and it STILL scared me
@annierauseo79814 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@alexvezina95204 жыл бұрын
Same
@zainzaidi73134 жыл бұрын
ME THREE!!
@cheesethekoala87564 жыл бұрын
I love how Jack gets so hilarious when he’s scared
@Subject7834 жыл бұрын
Game: Demon breaks window Jack: My hitman fingers are tingling
@gigachadthetruegigachad86724 жыл бұрын
Hiteye
@jrcspiderman20034 жыл бұрын
Lol this is so true 😂😂😂
@Subject7834 жыл бұрын
Thank ya'll for liking my dead meme comment
@locke_ytb4 жыл бұрын
Jack: So I turn off the light to scare away things, right? *Ghost:* *Impossible---*
@cartoonnetworksboyfriend4 жыл бұрын
Raptor Cora how to play roblox
@rooster94684 жыл бұрын
Jack: dont fall! thats the answer Falling rate drops to 0%
@fyra_cat21194 жыл бұрын
Well boys, we did it, falling is no more
@raptorcell66334 жыл бұрын
Hes not wrong, like jesus christ it's not that, dont fall
@largetoaster94453 жыл бұрын
9:05 Tom nook: That can cover your debt sir.
@protagonistical4 жыл бұрын
Jack: *jumpscared by images in the dark that I can't see* Me: "Welp, here we go" *cranks the brightness up to 100, momentarily blinded, blasts myself with enough light to roast a small planet, and ascends to an astral plane just to faintly see what he's talking about*
@CompleteDiscomfort4 жыл бұрын
I highly relate to this
@whitleyanimates17374 жыл бұрын
Protagonistical I think that’s how I got my glasses. Once apon a time a screen was to dark I turned it up the there were flashing lights I now have glasses
@IceMistyWolf4 жыл бұрын
My eyes... They burn...
@archeishere14 жыл бұрын
@@whitleyanimates1737 Me:*Watches Videos At Maximum Brightness for 12 hours a day* Also Me:*Eyes don't get blurry* Am I Immortal or I have something special with my eyes. F.Y.I Everything I Said is true except the immortal thing and the special part I have no idea.
@Gaahhhhhhhh284 жыл бұрын
Bleepus Deepus isn’t it nyctophilia?
@egg15684 жыл бұрын
The fact that Tom Nook managed to sneak his way into this video just emphasizes how much control he has over Jack😔
@BIG-stinky4 жыл бұрын
Don’t deal with the devil
@josegadt71164 жыл бұрын
Army??
@Casedilla734 жыл бұрын
Hel really does get to ya, ya know?
@egg15684 жыл бұрын
@@BIG-stinky the most important piece of advice in animal crossing 😂😁
@egg15684 жыл бұрын
@@josegadt7116 yessss
@mehak82364 жыл бұрын
When jack's face appeared while his eyes were closed, it scared the absolute potatoes out of me...I was more scared at that than the actual monster
@sheriffsunshine9164 жыл бұрын
@AC - 08DO - Edenwood MS (1564) 5:50
@Cheeryshio4 жыл бұрын
the potatoes were scared out of u cuz hes irish duh
@dittuu4 жыл бұрын
for me that scary dude looked like Black Panther..
@nancyherzog54103 жыл бұрын
I love how jack was like "whatever" at the beginning but when the robot beeps jack gets scared and starts thinking he broke the game
@theadourus50704 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s worried about coronavirus while jacks over here like “I want more coffee”
@icebreezedgachaqwq90944 жыл бұрын
It's not coronavirus it's normal flu.
@TheSlimeBard4 жыл бұрын
Same, I want some coffee. On that note- I’ll be right back...
@icebreezedgachaqwq90944 жыл бұрын
@@slikethesnake typical town people... :/
@lilyhawkes55784 жыл бұрын
Well, if I'm dying from a plague I should at least die with coffee in my system
@Blanko_nopico4 жыл бұрын
thats PMA in action he always stays positive
@certifiedluigi4 жыл бұрын
9:57 "Are these my gay thoughts trying to get out? I welcome thee!" 🤣🤣💀💀
@spider-mancantsee58754 жыл бұрын
I mean everyone’s has one once and a while😂
@spaceravioli49124 жыл бұрын
Me: *A Non-CisHet crow* hehe jacksepyceye gay boi. Give patpats
@dylann42464 жыл бұрын
Oop
@graymagezine80924 жыл бұрын
lovw your pfp
@katherinethecat7614 жыл бұрын
First of all, yes. Second of all, 420th like, so yes.
@NostalgiaMan4 жыл бұрын
Historical Fact: Turkeys were once worshiped like gods.
@nindo-42704 жыл бұрын
Wutaii1 Nostalgia nah
@user-uj7zb7hw3x4 жыл бұрын
*_-Đòñť Ćĺįćķ my Ìçöń PICTURE-_*
@varylix8714 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: D is the fourth letter of the alphabet
@hew00144 жыл бұрын
Beutiful
@firdausravi16794 жыл бұрын
@@varylix871 nahh pretty sure it's "h"
@WGBDP Жыл бұрын
The protagonist is the real monster because who the hell sleeps with their doors, closets, and curtains wide open?
@erikaskrinnikova42144 жыл бұрын
Jacksepticeye : Hey demons. It's me, yo boy. Shane from buzzfeed unsolved : hey there, demons. It's me, ya boy.
@sachmassare35384 жыл бұрын
yessss
@zanebenson74734 жыл бұрын
Oh ma god it's so true tho
@donot56434 жыл бұрын
Well yeah he was referencing Shane
@Eliot_theHitman4 жыл бұрын
@@donot5643 does he know bfu though?
@NoOne-sb4tc4 жыл бұрын
The Ghoul boys
@justaweepingangel.4 жыл бұрын
Demon: *breaks glass trying to kill Jack* Jack: HEY YOU BROKE MY WINDOW ASSHOLE
@thefastestnut4 жыл бұрын
That's the worst thing u could've done
@duke-vx8xy4 жыл бұрын
He Jack doesn't give a s*** about demons he will kick them where the sun don't shine with over 9000 tons of force
@MoraiAxo4 жыл бұрын
The Memeinator never have I ever heard something more holy and true
@toxi34404 жыл бұрын
@@duke-vx8xy The only thing I thought about when I read this was "IT'S OVER 9,000!!!" I'm so done with my meme filled mind rn XD
@triplazma324 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, now you have 420 likes the 420th was by me.
@voidspawn85934 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when calls Matpat "Mathis Patrew" beautiful
@red_58764 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Mathis Patrew, my favourite theorist
@voidspawn85934 жыл бұрын
@@red_5876 thats funny and thanks for noticing my comment
@soappope54093 жыл бұрын
close your eyes, shut your mouth, dream a dream, get us out" was the only thing I thought of watching this
@-aqualilium-94423 жыл бұрын
“Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream ✨🎵”
@jacarlisle13 жыл бұрын
i listen to his song every night
@CruddySpark1153 жыл бұрын
Stop it soappope now your the one giving him nightmares
@logan76734 жыл бұрын
This game has scp vibes cause its like: We terminated the subject trying to escape, it took down 5 scientists with it.
@sansgirl32664 жыл бұрын
"Despite everything it's still you. Seeing you on our screens fills us with DETERMINATION!" Hell yes I love undertale. :)
@poetaPar4 жыл бұрын
Me to
@BirbLover_20084 жыл бұрын
ME 3
@CatDragn4 жыл бұрын
Me...4?...
@_indielily_4 жыл бұрын
me 500th
@janina19774 жыл бұрын
I also love Undertale
@tylerrocha18344 жыл бұрын
Jack:”the full game is out” The top corner:”early access”
@jacksepticeye4 жыл бұрын
I mean it's more than one level now at least :P
@nutdealer50424 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye Hi
@jellyjohnny91044 жыл бұрын
W a c k
@Blappy10003 жыл бұрын
I actually have nights like this irl bc I have hallicinations and im glad ppl get to see how stressful it rlly is
@callumwalsh88894 жыл бұрын
Jack: just think of nothing Also jack: shows picture of potatoes Potatoes are nothing to jack He has betrayed Ireland
@giornogiovanna23824 жыл бұрын
Weeeeeeeeellll technally potatoes were brought over to Ireland by an Englishman as far as I know
@alourarice54594 жыл бұрын
Well, if potatoes are nothing and nothing is perfect...🤷♀️😂😂
@Firsona4 жыл бұрын
I think it's more like..his passive brain waves make potatoes.
@Dalia_the_witch4 жыл бұрын
He can’t stop thinking about potato’s because he is a potato.
@chhlx8814 жыл бұрын
Creature: Coming to attack him Jack: He’s coming for my toes!!!!
@dacian28564 жыл бұрын
bro that fuckin beast scared the everliving shit out of me im not joking i like did a big gasp and died inside
@javaunsanders95164 жыл бұрын
When the subtitles said “DETERMINATION” and it made a sans sound was that an edit or was the game actually making a reference?
@jarbackk4474 жыл бұрын
JaVaun Sanders its a reference
@nikomationz4 жыл бұрын
i wanted to know the same thing
@holygamer55254 жыл бұрын
Where?
@nikomationz4 жыл бұрын
@@holygamer5525 Some point later in the video. not sure the exact time. after 15 under 20 i believe.
@ginapina19604 жыл бұрын
19:17
@amirafinn97204 жыл бұрын
gave me chills man, I love it! thank you soo much Jack!
@poke46254 жыл бұрын
Jack play “Glitch in the system” PLEASE. It’s the sequel to “THE BOSS” and I think you’ll really enjoy another fan game.
@painteddaisy98614 жыл бұрын
I hope he plays that soon. THE BOSS was so good!
@mocha_bear054 жыл бұрын
Heh, nice. 69 likes
@TheRealFDR4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SEQUAL TO IT
@rachel-ci3mx4 жыл бұрын
i’ve played it and its so good but i dont think its finished yet lol
@elvaferretti89644 жыл бұрын
Plz
@LavenderSoulz4 жыл бұрын
Jack playing a game full of demons: *Nothing* Jack when he saw a door: AhHHhHHhHH!
@bobtheregular7214 жыл бұрын
but is spoopy
@redmontbeast77374 жыл бұрын
The entire world: scared and dying Jack: but I can’t drink coffee
@hermeskun32744 жыл бұрын
Melodramatic much? Lol.
@wrench31124 жыл бұрын
@@hermeskun3274 you dare taunt the power and importance of bean juice? Us here at Kovaks koffee Kult would like to sincerely say, fuck you, tea lover(joke, I love ya you bloody Bastard)
@kalihodder31294 жыл бұрын
Same energy as “I lost my diamond erring in the ocean!” “Kim, there are people dying.”
@RaBlazers4 жыл бұрын
Lydia Hodder there are always people dying
@kalihodder31294 жыл бұрын
Pro Gamer it’s a vine smh
@rox4ne2362 жыл бұрын
please tell me im not the only one who genuinely got scared by jacks face at 5:50