isn't he like 17, so that's illegal? (no dumbass little kid saying "no I'm allowed I'm 16", this is an adults talk)
@thelostwanderergames42878 ай бұрын
Id say you beat me to it, but everyone had this idea after seeing the title. You beat EVERYONE to this
@gkstelarbeo41358 ай бұрын
Nah stay the night with him
@ivanruzic25928 ай бұрын
Rather sure that even guys wouldn't mind doing that, even if they're not batting for the home team.
@zapan96438 ай бұрын
Gay
@emiyashirou18588 ай бұрын
finally a one hour video of glazing the bone of my sword
@GoodDudeMadWorld8 ай бұрын
damn it you beat me to it
@5L1G_Zeref8 ай бұрын
Hol up what you mean by that
@DanielMan4205 ай бұрын
He he.. ya boi
@BobMarley-tm1st3 ай бұрын
This shit made me laugh so hard
@r.babylon28853 ай бұрын
Giggity
@staticshocking99928 ай бұрын
I love how the feats in this video range from basically “he can handle attacks that can blow up cities and mountains” to “oh yeah he can handle get a pot of boiling soup thrown on him” hilarious
@Fermin-hw5pd8 ай бұрын
You are forgetting "his sperm tickles"
@fastgaming09878 ай бұрын
Also his sperm is strong
@Dr.shallot11897 ай бұрын
Bro has hentai protagonist sperm
@shiaakatsuki78656 ай бұрын
Don't forget about how "he has a big dick", "his cum can tickle", and "he can ejaculate half his organs and survive".
@gigaguy2005 ай бұрын
I love UBW Abridged’s account of how busted Avalon’s healing factor is when Rin yells “He was fucking Wolverine yesterday!” after Saber gets taken.
@33HHikaru8 ай бұрын
Bro needed a whole ONE HOUR video just for him, respect
@-Insert-Name_Here-8 ай бұрын
Whether it be Original Emiya, Archer Emiya, Emiya Alter, Fate/Kaleid, Senji Muramasa or No-name, all of them are Goated
@33HHikaru8 ай бұрын
@@-Insert-Name_Here- For real
@sfhkxdd8 ай бұрын
@@-Insert-Name_Here- true
@aiogiming97278 ай бұрын
The are more you can say
@carlosgarza4005 ай бұрын
And it still feels too short
@-THE_META8 ай бұрын
Any female around Shirou (except maybe Taiga): "That video title can't stop me because I can't read."
@crystalking7848 ай бұрын
S*** he's rizzing up everyone that even taiga might be in there
@Xivuha8 ай бұрын
Those random sprinkled in H-Scenes are hilarious
@nickyboi42376 ай бұрын
Yup.
@christhatcher27428 ай бұрын
"Don't sleep on Shirou Emiya" Trust me, I wouldn't dare dream of it. That guy is an absolute god-tier beast-king G.O.A.T. of a gigachad, no questions asked 💯💪👑🐏
@There_Is_No_War_In_Ba_Sing_Se8 ай бұрын
If he was trained properly he would've solod the grail war in a single night imagine is saber didn't have the mana limitations.
@christhatcher27428 ай бұрын
@@There_Is_No_War_In_Ba_Sing_Se Basically, Fate Zero Saber fighting alongside Miyuverse Shirou.... Yeah, I'm running, not walking to the church, I want NO smoke with a duo like that 😱💀 I'd honestly rather surrender my place in the war and take my chances with Kirei and Gil then even think about trying to go up against the monsters that Saber and Shirou would be at that level
@francorodriguez67287 ай бұрын
You don't even need miyuverse shirou, already in stay night in the "mind of steel" route shirou wins the war alone without a saber
@christhatcher27427 ай бұрын
@@francorodriguez6728 Damn, you're right, I completely forgot to factor in Mind of Steel Shirou and how broken he is by himself.... 💀💀
@There_Is_No_War_In_Ba_Sing_Se5 ай бұрын
@@christhatcher2742 I know people just keep copying fanfiction and that stupid incarnation shit they don't read the lore or wiki. He can't use element magic because his magic isn't one of the five yet they don't give a shit.
@Brandazzo228 ай бұрын
Shirou is HIM. Shirou is my favorite main protagonist because I was so idealistic in high school and regretted it later. UBW (anime) helped me accept and liked who I was and where I am now. I took a lot of student loans to graduate TCU without truly understand what it would mean later. As my student loans drained half my paychecks, I began look back hate myself for being so naive about success without understand the cost that were associated it. Placing myself in the shoes of both Shirou and Archer gave me perspective and see things in a positive light. I know can't fully express my point of view and emotions in this statement but I feel many of you probably understand where I am coming from without the full context
@sv_gamingaccount689710 күн бұрын
Sorry for asking but im finishing my associates in about a year and i want to get my bachelors. I heard of the good and bad of getting students loans even for a good degree with a moderate chance of getting a job right after. Is it worth it in your opinion? Cause I'd rather not get loans for a piece of paper that could land me a decent job by way of coin flip in this economy. I know this is asked 8 months after you posted this but did you're situation get better?
@joshcooper4678 ай бұрын
42:50 Yeah... I... Need to contemplate some things... I'm keeping this as a reference point.
@darknessknows12358 ай бұрын
the actual most slept on thing fanfic writers forget about
@lakshaykochhar67998 ай бұрын
LMAO
@zakshawn15938 ай бұрын
that part of the manga/virtual novel/whatever the hell it is... Is it actually a fanfic/fanmade??? Because I refuse to believe the actual writers and/or nasu wrote that.....💀🙏 please answer
@darknessknows12358 ай бұрын
@@zakshawn1593 people often forget that Shirou is horni because they write him out to be dense. He's like the second or third most horni protag of Nasuverse. While some of the H parts of fate are Nasu bad writing on segg, others are actually just normal for JPN ero stuff
@zakshawn15938 ай бұрын
@@darknessknows1235 what order should I read the visual novels, please?
@FateFan6428 ай бұрын
36:40 Truly a Goated Moment, That Certified His Goatedness
@lousy_Luigi8 ай бұрын
Biggus Dickus
@zaven23138 ай бұрын
That Harem Protagonist EX shit ain't no joke lol.
@akruiner8 ай бұрын
So what we can infer from this, is that Shirou is packing at least 8 inches of heat. Since I imagine Rin was likely basing her assumptions on the average d**k size... Absolute GOAT.
@zakshawn15938 ай бұрын
Is this real??? Like not a fan made thing?.... The actual authors and/or nasu wrote this?💀🙏
@FateFan6428 ай бұрын
@@zakshawn1593 Yes
@TheWcasey8 ай бұрын
Over 1 hr of the human highlight reel that is Shirou Emiya. Let's Go.
@FateFan6428 ай бұрын
42:46 Truly Goated Protagonist
@Flaris8 ай бұрын
I am not surprised that this is an hour long. Shirou is all over the Fate franchise. The OG has enough of a story in and of itself. But you have to give credit to Miyu-verse Shirou for his life's path (which is awesome). Plus you have Archer Emiya, Emiya Alter, Muramasa to a degree, it just goes on. Absolutely deserved. One heck of a character.
@azurewraith25857 ай бұрын
I do love these feats going from "overpowers Gilgamesh one of the strongest servants in existence" to "tanked an eraser being thrown at him"
@henryz43128 ай бұрын
Lets admit shirous biggest achievement was bagging the female protagonist in each route. Saber, Rin, and Sakura
@sfhkxdd8 ай бұрын
Facts
@Vins_.8 ай бұрын
hell nah
@Animebryan28 ай бұрын
Shirou literally has Main Character Syndrome. If he wasn't the main male protagonist, he wouldn't be getting any, certainly not IRL.
@sirbonk39928 ай бұрын
@@Animebryan2My guy is fit as fuck, cooks good ass food, is incredibly responsible, abnormally kind and caring, gets paid, and is skilled in multiple different disciplines and you think he wouldn’t be getting some irl? Braindead ass take, respect the goat
@Apharmed8 ай бұрын
That's why hes the GOAT! THE GOAT!!
@ultrapotatomode32228 ай бұрын
Shirou beating Gil is like Lebron's comeback on the warriors, man truly exceeded his limits.
@igormartirosov22968 ай бұрын
Nah, gil is just that much of a jobber
@zaven23138 ай бұрын
Bro had all the odds stacked against him and he still told Gil to square up. He simply is just HIM.
@rancorious77858 ай бұрын
Gil had Shirou pinned down, wounded, tired, and completely out of options, but my goat said “Nah, I’d Win”, pulled out the Domain Expansion with the sickest chant of all time, and started pressing Gil and countering his whole kit like crazy. And bro wasn’t even fully save in IBW cuz Gil could could pull out something like that scythe and instantly stab Shirou if he had the presence of mind to do so, so Shirou kept pressing him so he wouldn’t even get the chance to use something like that or EA, and even after the Marble broke he STILL had Gil dead to rights. Gil shall henceforth be known as “Wemiya Victim”
@TheLunarMythos8 ай бұрын
Anyone know the Taiga Dojo where Shirou breaks the 4th wall?
@AnakinSkywalker-u5b4 ай бұрын
Shirou only did well because FSN Gilgamesh is a retarded and petty jobber. Under normal circumstances, Emiya gets curbstomped.
@WaywardRyu8 ай бұрын
Don't sleep on my DAWG, Shirou Emiya!
@deonjoyner9608 ай бұрын
Bro had Eye of the mind before it was cool.
@Makiosaa8 ай бұрын
SCRUMPTIOUS THIS GLAZE IS IMMACULATE IN BOTH TASTE AND TEXTURE
@yesman76758 ай бұрын
☠️fucking what
@Jordan-ud4qv8 ай бұрын
@@yesman7675you heard them. The Bone of Shirou’s Sword is being glazed wonderfully
@yesman76758 ай бұрын
@@Jordan-ud4qv damn
@jimmytuplano38437 ай бұрын
And I'm satisfy that why he the goat
@casteanpreswyn75288 ай бұрын
Considering Herc has Agility:A, Shirou would need to be at least A+, if not EX, to reach Saber and push her out of the way in time. Knowing that this is him as a human, it then implies that when he became a Counter Guardian his abilities were actually diminisbed since Archer Emiya only has a C in Agility. This then implies the Counter Force itself isn't powerful enough to fully represent the powers and abilities of Emiya Shirou.
@lakshaykochhar67998 ай бұрын
Hahh.... This might explain why he seems so powerful with Archer's arm than Archer himself. I had originally just assumed that Shirou somehow got Archer's magic-circuits and mixed with his own, he had been able to pour more Od into his magecraft.
@joshuaarnett7628 ай бұрын
Well, it's more because Archer isn't deployed as a Counter Guardian, so he's running on way less juice than normal, and limited by a class container, while proper CG EMIYA would have all his power at once.
@L0L2467 ай бұрын
Servants are said to be only a fraction of the heroic spirit in the throne, put into a class container, so makes sense
@iexist21458 ай бұрын
Shirous the only character that can show up in a single movie and completely steal the movie and show and become the mc again
@Patrick-tg6wm8 ай бұрын
I hate that you are right
@Fermin-hw5pd8 ай бұрын
Ike in Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn if that counts?
@alexanderticonuwu75918 ай бұрын
I will never stop finding Shirou stealing Illya's spin-off funny.
@Firas-xii7 ай бұрын
I steel your daddy and your spin off
@itsarin21667 күн бұрын
@@alexanderticonuwu7591just when Illya thought Prisma Illya is her time to shine. Nope, Shirou come in and become the protag again for an entire movie lmao.
@zaven23138 ай бұрын
An hour plus long video of Shirou Himiya glaze, just what I needed for this long ass train ride
@lordblackstar9448 ай бұрын
There was never room for shirou slander
@MR.LMR19968 ай бұрын
Shirou: *Gets stabbed from the inside out by his own Reality Marble blades* Keiri: Why won't you die?! Shirou: Because I didn't hear no bell.
@giovannimangal46518 ай бұрын
"Ejaculated half his organs "💀 bro what.... I need more context for that like was that literally or metaphorically cause that description is wild
@Fermin-hw5pd8 ай бұрын
It was a dream, but with the way Nasu writes metaphors it's kinda hard to tell sometimes Like one might think that the "he is made out of swords" thing is a metaphor for how he sees himself as a tool, but no, guy has swords inside of him
@YojiYosha8 ай бұрын
I prayed for days like these. And oh man, God is Good!!!
@IzyWizzy2158 ай бұрын
1:08:49 "He's out here putting Housewives to shame" 🤣
@DeBean970Ай бұрын
He doesn't put housewives to shame, he actually creates them.
@TheArcSet8 ай бұрын
Thanks for this. It's often tempting to over focus on all Shirou's disadvantages, but he managed to achieve a heck of a lot despite them.
@TheLunarMythos8 ай бұрын
I SCREAMED at the top of my voice when I saw this in my notifs bruh. I remember the day I commented on the "How Shirou Solos a HGW" video last year with "When do we get a Don't Sleep on Shirou", AND IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! AND EVEN BETTER, IT'S *AN HOUR LONG??!!!!* Huge respect for my boy Tsiah for putting this out there for not only my favorite character in all of Fate and Type Moon but *in fiction* in general!!!!
@fizzygaming53848 ай бұрын
Emiya Shirou is the greatest of all time(G.O.A.T)protagonist and he is my favorite character including different variations of himself(not including illya verse Shirou)and no other new protagonists will not outshine him and Emiya Shirou is always stays at top in the list.
@josecuestas72468 ай бұрын
7:00 Good thing that his Servant was Saber Artoria, and not Lancer Artoria, because i would wonder how could Shirou carry a 35 years old woman from the temple to his house 😅
@Patrick-tg6wm8 ай бұрын
I don't know man, Shirou got them GAINS after all of his training
@josecuestas72468 ай бұрын
@@Patrick-tg6wm XD
@HDLLHANZ8 ай бұрын
Doesn't really matter does it? Shirou is jacked enough to do it.
@josecuestas72468 ай бұрын
@@HDLLHANZ Perhaps. Yet, it would be funny imagines Shirou carrying to Lancer Artoria in his back XD
@Fermin-hw5pd8 ай бұрын
He'd need to carry the horse too, mind you
@iboneofsword8648 ай бұрын
1 Hour for the GOAT, very well deserved.
@shirouwasnottaken8 ай бұрын
Shirou is so different he took shots from SEVERAL servants in the route where hes the weakest (Fate Route)
@fardin_king68176 ай бұрын
When it comes to EOR (End of Route) Shirou as an adult before died, which version of him is the strongest. The Fate Route before he entered Avalon The UBW Route as an adult HF ending. I feel like in that sense it would be Fate Route EOR Shirou because the illustrations of last epiosode implied that he too got his Reality Marble and on top of that he is the only one who can summon Avalon because of his strong bond with Saber.
@Patrick-tg6wm3 ай бұрын
@@fardin_king6817 We don't really know which route is the strongest. But we do know that in all three route (except maybe Heaven's Feel because Shirou doesn't train as much anymore because of his body) that Shirou after the war surpass Archer when he reach adulthood. This makes it that Shirou doesn't need to make a contract with Alaya in any other route and somehow prevent another timeline where Archer/Emiya is made. So, until we can confirmation from Nasu himself, we can only try to figure out ourselves on who actually is the strongest version of Shirou.
@nicholassealstern8 ай бұрын
Perhaps...Don't sleep on Waver?
@user-bone-of-sword8 ай бұрын
Bro finally made it but technically this is a prequel to the EMIYA (Archer) vid
@lakshaykochhar67998 ай бұрын
Yep.
@firepuppies40868 ай бұрын
Artoria, Rin, Sakura, and Medusa... At minumum: sorry, too comfy Luvia and possibly Ilya depending on what iteration... And Chloe are currently malding at not being in the first group
@trillex97227 ай бұрын
Using his meat length as a feat is INSANE 😂😂😂😂
@dscomeback95028 ай бұрын
TsiahIV: Don't sleep on Shirou Emiya Saber, Rin, Sakura, and Kotomine: Bet!
@shiaakatsuki78656 ай бұрын
There's one in there that's different than all the others...
@dscomeback95026 ай бұрын
@@shiaakatsuki7865 U mean Kiritsugu? Illya? Ludviagelitta? Or... Caren?
@dscomeback95026 ай бұрын
@@shiaakatsuki7865 Ah... I understand
@mehmetylmaz18313 ай бұрын
And Medusa
@parkermaisterra85328 ай бұрын
Man don’t underestimate the power of a Main protagonist of a visual novel. Gotta wonder if we’ll eventually get a video on Tohno Shiki after Otherside of red garden?
@Truck-kun118 ай бұрын
*EX Skill: High Jump* *Effect:* Any and all females who witness the High Jump immediately become part of his Harem
@L0L2467 ай бұрын
Must fail high jump to take effect
@-Insert-Name_Here-8 ай бұрын
🎶I NEED A -HERO- SHIROU🎶
@flamelover17468 ай бұрын
Shirou is Shirou because he fights even the fights he can't win
@actuallymerlin8 ай бұрын
we love shirou hype
@crpineo8 ай бұрын
I mean, statistically speaking, given his past performance, he's more likely to sleep on _us_
@kawaiigroovycat44118 ай бұрын
The GAR is so intense it makes Ea look like one of those tiny keychain flashlights
@Red-lw7xc8 ай бұрын
My glorious king shirou
@Patrick-tg6wm8 ай бұрын
RESPECT FOR THE GOAT! Also, i can't believe we back to the 'Don't sleep on' series with a bang!
@TheParkoursss8 ай бұрын
ONE HOUR goddamn.... I respect the grind man!
@irfanraaz80418 ай бұрын
finally don't sleep on videos are back
@Nostalgicmoxxi8 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, Shigoat Himiya
@thedragonking9008 ай бұрын
if Emiya summoned muramasa or was able to be trained by him he would be unstoppable
@AAAAAAHHHHHH118 ай бұрын
Never sleep on my GOAT!!!
@KnightKryptonian8 ай бұрын
Rin: been there Saber: done that Sakura: guhguhguh
@NetzachEnjoyer8 ай бұрын
An hour long shirou video. Amazing!
@MedToure-c3n8 ай бұрын
The best Fate/ Nasuverse Protagonist❤ The G.O.A.T himself, gigachad Emiya f*cking SHIROU
@victorsilva58818 ай бұрын
Don't sleep on Emiya Shirou Girls from Nasuverse: well.....
@diondadigger8 ай бұрын
This is peak🗿Put respect on my Goat's name🔥🔥🔥
@malcolmroache38548 ай бұрын
Bra the 33:32 minute mark had me pause and make sure i heard that right😂. Thanks for the video Tsiah.
@leonardozapeta20548 ай бұрын
Just saw this thum nail an instinctively pressed it
Fate's hero of potential, the original Fate's front runner protagonist or pc, who else could be my number one other than Saber. Makes me wonder how far Prototype's protagonist could have went.
@Snow-c6e8 ай бұрын
I am going to listen to this video when I go to work
My man was so strong that alaya had to nerf him when he became a counter guardian
@aghitsaplane42628 ай бұрын
1 hour of glazing my goat,we eating GOOD
@King_Emiya8 ай бұрын
Finally a shirou emiya vidoe!
@winterwolf3298 ай бұрын
Finally a don't sleep on shirou emiya. The GOAT
@derpchara99998 ай бұрын
1 hour of shirou?!! Pog!!!
@MakimaAndYoruSimp8 ай бұрын
1hr shirou vid, thanks tsiah 🙏
@kokirihest2 ай бұрын
I choose to believe that if there was a heroic spirit that was just the amalgamation of stubborn protagonists with mental issues, it would just be Shirou as a Berserker
@jaydencliatt47948 ай бұрын
i zoned out for a bit but 36:40 brought me back in lmao
@JarethArian4 ай бұрын
I wonder if you could find Shirou's Original Origin and Element through all the Information we have, since many Believes that his Origin and Element of Sword is due to him having Avalon in him. This is my guess, base on his Archery, being a Descendant of Sengo Muramasa, and Surviving the Fuyuki Fire. Aka Origin [Fate or Spirit] and Element [Wind and Fire]. ... Now, a list of Game Base Skills of Shirou Emiya base on this Video. [Skills] Reinforcement Blunt Resistance Slash Resistance Swordsmanship Tracecraft • Structural Analysis • 7 Steps of Projection • Alteration • Reinforcement Pain Resistance Spatial Awareness • Danger Sense • Acrobat [Pseudo Ultra Instinct] • Presence Detection • Magic Sense / Detection [Smell] • Magic Change Sensitivity Pierce Resistance Mental Resistance Curse Resistance Fire Resistance • Burn Resistance Quick Regeneration [Avalon + Artoria] Superhuman Stats Bowmanship / Archery [EX] Curse of Workaholic Steel Body [Sword] Battle Continuation Mathematician [Battle Awareness] Battle Mentality [Calm] Magic Engineering Divine Cooking [EX] Directional Sense Hawk Eyes / Clairvoyance Possible Low Zenkai Boost Magical Resistance Paralysis Resistance Divine Blacksmithing [Tell me if I got something wrong or miss something that I can't name] ... For fun: Projection • [30% - 40% of the Original] Reinforcement • [20% - 30% Stronger] Trace • [36% - 52% to the Original] • [Possibly 50% - 70%]
@DawnstarUpThere3 ай бұрын
Yes, an hour of respectable glazing and well-deserved
@Aesc_the_voyager8 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness about time
@irem76518 ай бұрын
That's why he's the the goat THE GOAT 🐐
@yoavssj58938 ай бұрын
It’s time for my GOAT!!
@Tehmabienthusiest8 ай бұрын
Hey bro been awile is 5 am and Im getting ready to go in to the post office im gonna pause this and wait till im on route should delete and hour for me thanks again keep up the great work bro!
@soryntepes8 ай бұрын
Oh yeah a 1 HOUR LONG TSIAH VID??? WE'RE FUCING EATINGGG
@kaelsalad52268 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this one 😂
@777DRay8 ай бұрын
I needed this one
@Sleepyduo388 ай бұрын
Most people want more routes because of the heroines, we want more routes to see more of Shirou's potential being showcased.
@M.W.28 ай бұрын
FINAALLY THIS VIDEO IS HERE
@MedToure-c3n8 ай бұрын
Finally the video I was waiting for🤌🤟
@muzammilnasir84608 ай бұрын
Tsiah truly goated with the sauce for this one
@Datguyamir8 ай бұрын
Lmao afterr 20 minutes I looked back at my monitor and was like wait how long is this video lol Nice video
@MySkinIsntMine8 ай бұрын
One hour long? Better get ready for the GOAT
@drfeelshattan8 ай бұрын
simply the goat
@walnutstudio5028 ай бұрын
36:40 bruh
@livanbard3 ай бұрын
Archer having minds eye is not bullshit after all.
@kouyang93938 ай бұрын
I didn't sleep on Shirou. i slept with him
@potential13278 ай бұрын
Tsiah IV I was wondering if you can make a video on "How strong is Hakuno Kishinami" from Fate Extra
@Fermin-hw5pd8 ай бұрын
Oh yeah I'd love it too, but to answer, not very strong, their Servant does the work, at least we know they don't have many circuits, but the little amount they have is pretty good, according to Archer