Tucker Carlson WINS AWARD (For Being The Most Fascist)

[@supergamer5121]

Tucker: this is democracy. Republicans: we are not a democracy, we are a republic.

[@SaxPanther]

I've never met a republican who said that who actually knew what a republic was. And believe me, I've asked. It's so funny. They just say things.

[@JoshSweetvale]

I always use a condescending Kindergarten voice and go "Yes, an elephant is a kind of animal."

[@idicula1979]

Technically the republicans are right, but what does that mean functionally, it’s like we can organize ourselves to be Christian nationalist, and we the majority can legal trample over the rights of the minority and the outsider.

[@igamingmp1526]

​@@SaxPantherusually the definition they give is that of a representative democracy, which is like every western country

[@ShimSladyBrand]

@@SaxPanther if you think that’s funny, try asking them what communism is after they call you a commie

[@than217]

Remember that leaked phonecall where Tucker said Trump was a moron and how much he hated him. lol

[@TheCamps10]

Yup, the man must've been thinking "what a bunch of morons" after his speech.

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

Do you think a single person there remembers or has even heard it?

[@than217]

@@Fredric_Cedrich Definitely not...

[@kurtallen12]

"He didn't say a word about himself!!!" He started by saying god intervened to save him. Lmao

[@afterhourscinema782]

Jon Stewart owned Cucker so hard on 'Crossfire', he stopped wearing those stupid bowties 😂

[@ugiswrong]

So long ago as to no longer matter

[@Argumemnon]

I wish Stewart fixed Tucker's hair as well.

[@blah204]

@@ugiswrongyes, nobody actually cares. but it was very funny so it has huge meme potential

[@than217]

But he kept the Amadeus laugh...

[@JoshSweetvale]

​@@ugiswrongIt still haunts Carlson.

[@Argumemnon]

"Let's pay attention to what people actually want!" Yes, if only conservatives could do that.

[@JoshSweetvale]

My dude literally went "Elect Trump he will [write-in wish here], whoo! Customized just for you!" Modular saying-nothing. Speeches are high-tech these days.

[@dynamicworlds1]

It's called "selective populism" and is one of Eco's 14 characteristics.

[@Orphus]

If Republicans said clearly what they wanted, they wouldn't be allowed in public

[@MarkSoupial]

President is, in fact, a legitimate position and title, under a democracy. That is literally how the term "legitimate authority" works.

[@apollofell3925]

"I could call my dog the CEO of Hewlitt-Packard" Yeah but that wouldn't make her a CEO. Joe Biden literally is the president.

[@thaenaa]

WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE VANISHED

[@tirushone6446]

did something happen?

[@TypeFirstName]

​@@tirushone6446Biden dropped out. Too late to be honest

[@tirushone6446]

@@TypeFirstName oh damn ok

[@pancakes8670]

​​@@TypeFirstName"Better late than never" as the old saying goes

[@TheSpeep]

2:03 Donald Trump is trans confirmed by Tucker Carlson???!? "That was a transformation, this was no longer a man"

[@dreamcanvas5321]

Huh, I guess no matter who wins we'll be saying "Madam President!" XD XD XD (Unless of course Trump is non-binary, but probably still true given her/their odds of winning... 🤔)

[@quantumzach3518]

Some people chanted outside Tuckers house and he's been whining about it for 6 years

[@ghostdiaper5927]

The christo-fascism is nauseating.

[@crimpychimp]

For the record, the United States' bloodiest war was the American Civil War with about 655k deaths. WWII is second with about 405k deaths.

[@ck1011Original]

Common knowledge, unknown to the uncommonly ignorant.

[@ElectableDane]

Might be because he doesn't want to remind these losers that the US fought against their racist slave holding ancestors

[@dakotak4362]

Thank you!

[@dakotak4362]

Stupidly annoying, just like him.

[@Kickiusz]

You've heard of "Pokemon Go to the polls", now get ready for "God is Among Us".

[@JamEngulfer]

Judas was the imposter but they voted to throw Crewmate Jesus out of the airlock 😔

[@realitywins9020]

No one fits the biblical Antichrist like Trump does. Especially how he's seduced so many 'Christians'

[@gavinaccurrsedd6419]

@@JamEngulferThis allegory hurts me physically, but is also extremely hilarious.

[@yelljal2764]

Biden dropped out!

[@otheirony618]

It’s finally joever

[@SpadeOfAces55]

KHive is SO BACK

[@OneEyeShadow]

​@@otheirony618It's never joever, the Dems will continjoe.

[@Finkeren]

Translate this speech into German and see how it sounds. I'll get you started: "leader" translates to "führer".

[@mistercoldwarii3143]

Based

[@TraxelAxel]

11:44 Tucker is unironically telling the truth here. Only a omniscient God with infinite patience and love could allow Donald Trump to live

[@50043211]

Is it now? Well, that omniscient god was not so loving and patient with the other two victims, wasnt he/she/it? 🤔

[@dudapirc7373]

Or he has a great sense of humor and he let him live only to watch him lose against the first Afro American female president 🌴🥥

[@WishGender]

More likely Trump is just the antichrist or something /hj

[@zacg_]

Tucker's speech is basically that he thinks elections aren't as legitimate as divine providence. He's making the counter argument to Dennis from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (or in other words the pro-Monarchy argument.)

[@jakitron890]

Tucker keeps calling Trump "leader" I wonder what the German word for "leader" is

[@pancakes8670]

Supreme Leader, Furhur, it's all the same

[@gavinaccurrsedd6419]

@@pancakes8670All hail mein Premier

[@cgallegos2106]

Fürher, Duce, Vozdh…. It’s always “The Leader”.

[@jamest1513]

Dude sounds like the Wind Waker shopkeeper when he yells "THANK YOU!"

[@FelisImpurrator]

Goddamnit, how dare you beat me to this exact joke

[@Almost_a_hero]

DONT INSULT MAH BOI BEEDLE!!!!

[@vincenta8652]

He’s telling people Donald is deserves king status and if you want him here you can tell the “president” to kick rocks because it’s not a real title.

[@masterplusmargarita]

I actually don't know how they don't cringe to death with this amount of hero worship. The idea of being so enamored with your leader is unironically completely incomprehensible to me.

[@OneEyeShadow]

A lot of them are fundies. They've been trained for unquestioning faith and worship from early on. And I think the habit translates well.

[@djixi98]

If democracy is when people get the guy the want the most (or whatever nonsense he said), then why don't we do away with electoral college, Mr Tucker?

[@OneEyeShadow]

Also Trump is probably more broadly unpopular than Biden. Both of them are broadly unpopular in general. So Trump wouldn't be the "people's President" either.

[@RoyMartiniPS]

I’m coconut pilled 🌴🥥

[@robbiekop7]

Don't be *Shy* 😁

[@TrentsPolitical]

I’ve been seeing this decently, what does this mean

[@ballisticalrift]

@@TrentsPoliticalSearch up Kamala Harris coconut tree

[@conman413]

Cheaters calling the ones observing cheaters. So much wrong here.

[@CabbageLoaf143]

"God is AMONG US"??!?!?!!?!?!? OMG Tucker Cockson said the funny words!!!!!!

[@maltemoller07]

2020 ass meme 💀

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

Cucker Cockson*

[@gavinaccurrsedd6419]

Tuck Cockson is my favorite trans woman.

[@owgdj]

Woah Tucker we live in a constitutional republic

[@alexanderboulton2123]

Tucker: "God is among us!" Me: "Sus!? 😳"

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

12:12 AMONG US

[@maltemoller07]

It's not 2020 anymore

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

@@maltemoller07 and?

[@maltemoller07]

@@Liliana_the_ghost_cat old meme

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

@@maltemoller07 and?

[@amatanata]

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO(brainrot)

[@byronh7760]

Biden dropped out lmao, Vaush start streaming

[@EmmaHopman]

Chat is this real?

[@Cascada2009]

I don’t wanna be that guy, but… source?

[@anonFika]

Omg it's real

[@anonFika]

​@@Cascada2009hate to be this guy but just Google it

[@EmmaHopman]

😮 it is real “It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve as your President,” Biden wrote. “And while it has been my intention to seek reelection, I believe it is in the best interest of my party and the country for me to stand down and to focus solely on fulfilling my duties as President for the remainder of my term.” -Joe Biden (source: CNN)

[@jcalexandrewrites]

6:23 “Actual democracy is the proposition that the citizens of the country own that country. They’re not renters. They’re not serfs. They’re not slaves. They’re the owners of the country.” So, you’re a socialist then, Tuck? Perhaps even a communist? Nah, let’s be honest: dude’s totes a NazBol.

[@squiddler7731]

Republicans try not to be hypocrites challenge: impossible

[@OneEyeShadow]

When he says citizens he means "True Americans". Everyone not arbitrarily in that category has no claim to the country and should get fucked.

[@ice8348]

He's not a nazbol, he's just a Nazi. There's no such thing as nazbols.

[@cgallegos2106]

Well…he really loves the “Leader” in Russia and loves glorifying its “democracy”. He’s totally a National Bolshevik/Socialist.

[@Ooipstronaughtilus10000]

Not the notification I was expecting lmao

[@GynxShinx]

People really trying to gaslight about what "democracy" means rn

[@cgallegos2106]

Unironically these are the same people who argue “We’re not a democracy, we’re a republic”. But then ask them to define republic they can’t.

[@Windrunner007]

Vaush. Vaush. Please go live.

[@codymoon7552]

Bro he did, and he was late as always

[@unvergebeneid]

​@@codymoon7552bro chill

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a Shark3ozero and ChristainVerstappen fan!

[@gustavishmichelle3575]

I dont have Shark on any socials. Do u know where hes been or has been doing?? 😢 I checked his channel yesterday and saw he hasnt posted in months. Missing him sm

[@VooshSpokesman]

@@gustavishmichelle3575 He posted 3 weeks ago

[@Infillet3014]

the republican party chose fascism over broadening their appeal and popularity, other conservative parties in other democracies win elections pretty regularly but they do it through acting like any other political party; broadening appeal

[@yt_Ajay_]

Why does that stage look like the Xbox E3 conference.?

[@Unprotected1232]

If god is among us then god is sus. If god is sus then god is an impostor.

[@verlausterhippie]

Dang comments in vaush video notify you of Biden dropping

[@Allen_b-fx7zo]

Nice Zelda Beetle "Thaaank youu.. goodbye", reference at :18 there

[@ironqueen_osrs]

bro benjanin donated 100$ and only gets a weak 'benjamin' not even a thank you,,, JUSTICE FOR MY MAN BENJAMIN

[@Chrissy717]

Actually, he donated 300

[@David-cg1lh]

I think Benjamin knows what his relationship with vaush is at this point.

[@hellaeric10]

Benjamin drops bands on Vaush consistently. $100 is nothing

[@JoshSweetvale]

Breaking Benjamin.

[@NeonNijahn]

Benjamin has loads of Benjamins

[@gc4809]

God is AMONG US!!!

[@BlueKyanite1510]

God is SUS.

[@Robbay363]

He sounds like fucking Beedle from Zelda wtf

[@ofanichan]

Im so happy I'm not the only one who made this comment haha

[@cassie-does-things]

Holy shit he kinda does.

[@ChazTheYouthful]

Good god this man gets a felony just for fashion crime of cringe pattern combo.

[@byronius7012]

Not an easy award to win these days. Good job, Tucker!

[@nunyabizness6089]

If he thinks the government should do what the people want he should be demanding trump step down.

[@mikewilson858]

Pretty sureal that are promoting at the convention that their candidate has lots of friends going to prison.

[@Chisito23]

ඞ

[@davitdavid7165]

Stiff competition for that title

[@aegisfate117]

God is Amongus right now

[@DawnstealerGaming]

Tucker Carlson is like a charismatic person, but, like, the opposite of that

[@OneEyeShadow]

And yet I can listen to him give a speech but I cringe when listening to Donald loose-associating through a speech.

[@Piratewaffle43]

God is Amongus.

[@andrewdunn7202]

As a leftist I have to say I missed the tucker carlsen nonsense, truly dystopian and hilarious.

[@robertpresley1503]

God is among us. He's just doing tasks in electrical.

[@rolthox]

WW2 was not the USAs bloodiest war! THAT was the civil war 🤔

[@ThompsonFlash9999]

Carlson knows better than to bring up the Civil War at an RNC event.

[@airwindows]

The next Republican Vice Presidential nominee. Calling it

[@JoshSweetvale]

8:50 I think that shout said "Chomo."

[@BlueKyanite1510]

12:13 ඞ

[@KundanKumar-mf4dz]

Cnn fake news 😂😂😂😂

[@mrmaniac3]

POV your weird coworker is pestering you in the office break room and you can't get away

[@jimjam762]

The "people own the country" , as in the means of production?

[@davidngo7105]

That was just... awful

[@rosestrohm7986]

"god is among us" -tucker carlson

[@brickking6068]

I'm so glad for him. He really did it 🥰

[@gostchiken]

I thought he despised Trump

[@TobiasC-mg4zk]

He absolutely does. He’s paid to pretend he doesn’t.

[@HarryDirtay]

His fucking "My Little Pony" laugh is too much😂

[@wilhelmheinzerling5341]

This guy IS LOADED, and this is what he wears....

[@NihilusAeturnum]

1:14 Wait youre telling me Trump wasn't the only criminal in attendance?

[@hama8921]

tucker carlson laughs like a mischievous goblin asking me to answer his riddles three

[@VivianLinMusic]

Kamala for president 🥳

[@liinliin7128]

Yep, she has my vote

[@VivianLinMusic]

@@liinliin7128 A female president is a step forward for us

[@adamgates1142]

That would be absolutely hilarious

[@VivianLinMusic]

@@adamgates1142 Why would it be hilarious? Male chauvinist?

[@SuperAsefasef]

Oh they have to do what people want? Is that why we have universal healthcare and guaranteed abortion rights? Cause the numbers are pretty clear on both of those things.

[@erickmagana353]

"Wait, did Tucker Carlson just casually suggest invading Mexico??? 😮" - Worried I in Mexican.

[@manjackson2772]

12:13 God sus

[@codymoon7552]

The Abrahamic god has always been sus bro

[@WishGender]

1:04 that's an incredibly depressing statement to hear as a person who has been to many conventions

[@drewmarteny1495]

Generic comment for the algo

[@codymoon7552]

Generic angry comment sparking hate and outrage about something that nobody was talking abaout

[@ZackThoreson]

Biden out

[@PapyrusEngineer]

Hitlet was also called Fuhrer -> Leader.

[@PaddeeBA]

12:12 The way he emphasized it as well

[@ofanichan]

Vaush's Tucker Carlson impression sounds like the Beedle Shop guy from Zelda Wind Waker

[@kai_plays_khomus]

Trump not talking about himself has to be the most incredible lie Tucker has ever uttered - and that's really saying something. I'm a european and not exactly a friend of what goes down here politically either, but every time I check in on what's going on in the US it feels like I was living in the land of milk and honey. I have to be legitimatly careful not to develope a bias towards Europe at this point.

[@mr_whitehair]

Amogus?????

[@LaylaSpellwind]

"Drove me out of the city!" Not losing your job? XD

[@robsquared2]

Aunt Effa came to our house, brought us some nice cookies.

[@saltking2715]

Tucker is a big fan of the "Führerprinzip"

[@Deathangel___27]

I get the feeling that when Tucker says leader he thinks of the direct German translation which is Führer.

[@justsomegirlwithoutamustache]

We just handing out awards like hotcakes now? 😭

[@50043211]

Carlson is such a monumental producer of second-hand embarrassment, its unbelievable. Compared to this speech his "shopping trip" in a Russian SM was like a documentary.

[@declanashmore]

Yeah? God is among us? "Gott mit uns", so to say? You ahh... you should put that on a belt buckle, Tucker.

[@totty2524]

God is ඞ

[@thejackal007]

11:39 Not human love? What does that even mean?

[@milestailprower]

He means furry love

[@itsallenwow]

His thank yous sound like beatle from twilight princess and skyward sword

[@Alienshade]

The "how can be the biggliest cultist"

[@Shokskaal]

Based!

[@louclouc]

tucker sounds like he’s about to sing an american version of deutschland deutschland über alles

[@jeffreykoch4673]

those fire joe biden signs are extra funny today

[@aegonthedragon7303]

Tucky doing some Mandate of Heaven type shit

[@maximusprime2759]

Isn't this the same guy who said in private he despises donald trump?

[@christophercramp17]

What the fuck is with his tie?

[@wallacewallaby5782]

I like how Republicans have all their conservative news personalities campaign for them while crying about other news networks being biased and unfair towards them.

[@Yungbillyboy]

Independent here. Please go read the comments section of any right wing channel and tell me the comments section doesn't look eerily similar to this one.

[@strega0]

What the fuck does Tucker Kkklansman know about vibes?

[@robertpresley1503]

Didn't Tucker call Trump "a demonic force"?

[@CapnPink28]

Tucker Carlsons laugh might be the weirdest thing in the GOP today….has been for a while.