Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays!
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[@MrChalac]

one of the funniest parts of this podcast is how the set is a slowly deteriorating walk-in closet

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

Ironic cause it'll be the same closet they come out of

[@pauljoseph8338]

@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 What?these TuesGays came out of the closet 12 years ago. Their fathers are also gay.

[@Philthy_777]

The brown on the wall by Joe always makes me think my screens dirty 😂

[@Rodboobam]

​@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 bruh 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

[@SuperTed.]

These guys came out of the closet faster then my fathers boyfriend when he used to jerk off in there with the door open.

[@mynineridesshotgun]

Scheming for the Seinfeld photo sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would push Jerry to never text back.

[@rileygally2967]

He should’ve kept that one as a Patreon exclusive lol

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

The irony of watching Mark plot how to act naturally with Seinfeld.

[@rworded]

Trying to get a photo

[@tomhinkle9433]

Such a wild story. Doesn't wanna ask so you hire your friend to take a pic. So funny and insane at the same time.

[@jamiel8288]

@@tomhinkle9433also ends up annoying him way more than if he just asked for a pic then moved on 😂

[@pressrepeat2000]

Simply insane story! I could badly listen, it just felt so painful… Oh Mark.

[@desi4227]

🤗This one was special. There was a great flow. Even better then normal. Thank You for all the laughs🤗

[@ABPhoto182]

Im glad after a looong haaarrrd Monday these two queefs can put me in a better mood. Now I dont have to commit Slip and Slide 😅

[@alanbauer9959]

Mark about to talk about Jerry had me pause the video to go get a glass of ice water. Then my cat followed me to my room. Then i thought of the old episodes on the couch with Mark's cat. I miss Mark's cat

[@trkddy]

Bring back the Maine Coon

[@rileygally2967]

Greg

[@alanbauer9959]

@@rileygally2967 I miss Greg:( I hope he is doing well

[@neworldictator144]

That photo plot with jerry is a great curb your enthusiasm bit!! #curb

[@hermeticheretic8462]

salacuse is the kramer of the comedy world. somehow connected to everyone, and somehow successfully fumbling through life.

[@salacuse]

do nothing, fall ass backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp... Oh that's karma....no, that's Kramer

[@DrakeMonroe]

*$45 for three tickets! Tell us another one, Grampa Joe!*

[@mblack9087]

Joe looks 1/3 bald

[@PolishGypski]

5/8*

[@wakenow1]

​@@PolishGypski7/16

[@RedBernie]

@@PolishGypskibetter than 3/5ths

[@looksee8192]

It's that damn leaf blower

[@guitargentmick-tv8424]

It’s a 5 HEAD.

[@trevaston1]

Lol Mark hitting himself in the face with his own coffee cup at 23:45 is hilarious

[@wafulasoita09]

Never seen a man so petrified 🤣

[@andyisposi]

I think this is actually the second episode in a row too 🤣

[@pressrepeat2000]

That flinch! 😂😂😂

[@matthewstefanski1645]

took 3 minutes 45 seconds for Joe to mention that he's a father lol

[@jimothybikael]

48:53 "The Sally creeping on Jerry" story is gold!😂

[@RedBernie]

Great Ep, Mark nervous about Jerry is always a fun listen

[@chanlerraper]

Mark constantly wants Jerry’s approval and friendship, gets a sliver and schedules a paparazzi moment. The complete opposite of playing it cool. Can’t believe Joe didn’t squash this idea.

[@livefire81]

Being on a PJ with CK is all fun and games until he asks you to POV a HJ.

[@rileygally2967]

That’s how Joe got HPV

[@TommyTheCat799]

Joe's into that kind of thing, how do you think he got herpes?

[@millennium1578]

I wonder if Jerry has ever watched and seen Mark explain his schemes to be besties 😂. .. Whaaat's with these stalkers?! (Jerry voice)

[@anthonydavid8824]

@@dwainbryan6037clearly this is your very first time watching this pod, and that’s okay you’ll get caught up with the rest of us.

[@cloudbloom]

I've been bingeing like 200 episodes of this podcast and it never gets old. Shoutout to The Gays™️

[@TrickTracy-of1bl]

Agreed and samesies

[@DaPoopIsInDaPudding]

@@TrickTracy-of1blgross

[@deluxe4116]

Me too!

[@jonathangonzalez3664]

After hearing him "Giggity Goo!!" I'm convinced Normand should play Quagmire in live action Family Guy. Same act. (Alright We're having fun)😂

[@NYC1025]

Joe holding on to the hairline from way back there!

[@dcool2u2]

I absolutely love the ongoing Mark/Seinfeld texting saga. 😊

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Ahead of their time. My faith in humanity will increase significantly when this show hits a million subscribers.

[@justinwhitten5975]

Why this is 1 of the worst comedian podcast.

[@raul0858]

@@justinwhitten5975 it’s one of the best actually.

[@TheDJOblivion]

Most people are either ignorant or stupid, usually both. Therefore, this will never be that, I mean just look at what that refard said above me.

[@tyler6722]

@@justinwhitten5975 did the gays tag team your wife or something? 😂😂 All of your comments on their channel are straight hating

[@BusterMcCheese]

@@TheDJOblivionYeah, paraphrasing a version of that old hack joke that opinions are like KISS albums, everyone has at least one and they all still SUCK.

[@NickDiazofNauts]

Mark hiring Sal to take pictures from OUTSIDE the diner of Mark & Seinfeld is a) completely insane (and I love it) b) you seinfeld’ed Seinfeld Jerry! That is a 100% Seinfeld in 2024 bit right there! 53:03

[@rileygally2967]

Batman couldn’t get that Salacuse story out of me wtf 😂 😂

[@Maria-PLM]

Jerry is at beacon like 5 days after Mark. Also, excited to see Mark there this Saturday!!

[@FirstNameLastName-bp3pr]

Joe would be the guy to get his nephew something he’d want for himself smh lol

[@gabrielevanmusic]

The wall paper peeling like Turturro’s hotel room in Barton Fink

[@TrapDaily]

No podcast better than this 🙌🔥

[@djkoenig]

At some point I started imagining Jerry watching this fan duo trying to curb their enthusiasm about Mark meeting him and strategize for maximum results..

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I have this friend who thinks she's a "fun aunt" but the stuff she does is really not for the kids so much as for her own self-image. To have a genuine bond with a child you have to be genuine with them and get to know them. Not just whisk them away on whatever you think a good adventure is.

[@Rod-T]

"this kid's perceptive" 😂😂😂

[@jond661]

There was a dress code I had a " nice hoody" on 😂

[@zachgeigan4403]

great ep ! fix the damn wall 😂

[@jamesmode323]

Mark wit the Jerry starter kit outfit

[@danielpaiva5362]

Great ep! I can't wait for Mark's breakfast with Jerry, hopefully it comes out next week.

[@briberysproductionhouse]

That story about Salacuse jumping to get the photo is so perfectly a Seinfeld episode

[@guybrushtwood]

Watching Mark and Jimmy Carr is like watching the US and UK series of ‘The Office’.

[@binimgarten8696]

Both good in their own way?

[@nickm6515]

Listening while my wife's in labor in lots of pain. Really queefing it up in here.

[@nickm6515]

It's all pipes!!!

[@miketsortos9226]

I'm not the only one that sees Joe tripping on the sidewalk during the intro is the most hilarious thing ever

[@samantha-eu3cc]

That trip looks faked to me.

[@Herb_Welch]

I don’t get any product put in my hair after haircuts either. No product.

[@ryanzinck4905]

29:02 list has so many of Normand’s memories that he can no longer access its hilarious

[@ryanzinck4905]

Lol he literally can’t remember any of it just says wow wild times gahahahahaha

[@LukeBrown6669]

Mark realizing he could do Carnegie hall

[@alpags7415]

Was at those Tampa shows with Louie so cool

[@PolishGypski]

Jerry would more than likely rather take the photo than be used as a photo op with your greaseball friend as the photographer.

[@trustmeimapro]

Joe brought up the moose lol he played for the cowboys in the 90s. Oddly enough moose was also my sister's nickname as kids..... she was a big girl.

[@jeremyjohnson4727]

This is a good podcast

[@TimothyMcVay]

4min in , best pod out there

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Gary Gulman Northshore Mass represent, I think Lamont Price runs a Salem show around here now

[@GahMorninJulia]

15:45 “rapester” was an excellent choice. 😆

[@andreadushanek6470]

Gary Gulman as your 1st Stand up set seen is amazing! Mine was a disappointing Jay Mohr BUT his "opener" was an already hilarious Bert Kreischer!!! That was fun to figure out years later when he found his own fame. Bert was absolutely the star that night though and in my mind he was just some random guy.

[@mickeyabbot5851]

Hey guys glad to hear Marty made it back from 1955 without damaging his soft spot

[@kraknjaws3882]

Why can't I find the podcast on any audio apps? Wasn't it on Amazon?

[@cristopherchouinard8414]

I can't believe the duck fell out of her bag again!

[@markketchenjr9335]

Best show on the tube

[@lanaiba]

Mark trying to hire a papparazzo to take a photo of him and jerry getting breakfast is proof they're not friends. Once you stop thinking of it like that is when you can get into friend territory. Nonetheless good for you.

[@telephantasm4070]

56:11 Don't do it, Mark, remember that time he went crazy when Larry King suggested Seinfeld was cancelled? I got a feeling he's going to do the same to you: "You want me to open for you? Mark, do you know who I am?"

[@mentallyradical]

Never thought I would hear Mark Normand say Tame Impala

[@coltenhurst572]

Omg they said the name of the podcast IN the podcast! Crazy!

[@chadchadchadchadchad]

The picture story sounds like an episode of Seinfeld or Curb. Except Mark needed to go meet Sal somewhere to see the pics and Jerry walks by and sees them

[@SamBassComedy]

I drive Uber and talked to a few Fintech guys who really like you two. We talked comedy a little.

[@rja861]

We get it fellas…you know famous comics

[@R.H.bladeNshade]

You have never heard anyone say PJ? Holy shit Joe!! Had a baby and instantly went into clueless dad mode 😂

[@Billywilliamshof]

Mark thinks he is going to Charleston, SC and I hope he doesn’t realize until he is at the airport it’s Charleston, WV.

[@vurtechre]

another jizzy ep keep it going queefs

[@AgendaInMind]

Gulmans special is fabulous!,

[@hawtmess66]

My 2 favorite comedians...David Spade and Mark Norman!

[@kicksalot7214]

Double eagle is a golf term. Also known as an albatross

[@wonder0076]

Was abouta type the same thing Joe said within the 1st min, Norman finally trimmed that Jew fro lol

[@AlexAquarius963]

Double-headed or double eagle is a highly-ranked freemason.

[@ericnorris723]

Surf's Up!

[@kingRagnar616]

Hilarious how it releases on Monday's

[@6thouz]

I love this show.

[@garryjohalcomedy]

anyone know what mics they're using?

[@day245]

Joe's kid slowed down this juggernaut of a pod. And I've listened to probably 350 of them

[@looksee8192]

I've only been a recent listener and even I can tell

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Joe is the next Robert Kelly. Bound to never blow up.

[@joef1299]

Bobby’s blown up a few times. Sure, he’s skinny now but

[@Getssumfreedom]

Kelly is mid

[@jsmnzgb]

Joe is funnier than Bobby!

[@maxg6040]

impressive how joe can have a full half head of hair

[@shaneboswell9872]

Tame Impala , Jerry & Mark !!!!

[@camillodimaria3288]

Get crazy with the cheese whiz

[@podespault]

Michelin stars... it's not only tires!

[@binimgarten8696]

He was playing dumb. (although it's admittedly hard to tell because more often than not they are clueless indeed)

[@jenniferhayat3038]

I died when Joe busted out “the father” . Well done lol. Home Alone 2 underrated comedy from the hotel staff.

[@lanceslarock]

23:48 Hahahaha!

[@alcorraalb6029]

Joe “I’m pretty sure I talked about this already” List

[@2012Jcup]

Fuckin love Monday nights with Tuesgay stories

[@EdLaughs]

Cameras have an anti-shake button....... Kids should have those too.

[@antfer8917]

Normand is a psycho when it comes to Jerry. Bro, he loves Nate you're OUT. lol Also, Joe's forehead is so freakin HUGE.

[@prince13896]

Hey, it's take-'em-down-a-peg guy.

[@maxwellbrand]

where is everyone?!

[@ECPlex]

it’s just for you and me and the gays

[@JM-ro9oq]

I'm in Boise 😁

[@rogaru]

Maybe the notifications havent been sent? I got mine 5 minutes ago

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

Australia, it's actually Tuesday for this gay.

[@jaredknapp8886]

Your mother is keeping me busy, brb.

[@maxwellbrand]

fuck yes!

[@ramkorndef]

I love this pod but BOY are they like a month behind. I’ve heard Mark on other shows and he’s already done and queefed with Seinfeld ages ago but in this episode he hasn’t even spoken with him yet. 😮

[@skysmixedbag145]

Mark, you're right on the Jerry sitch in my opinion

[@mick2846]

Hmm 🤔 I wonder which bear Joe thinks is the asshole in “Two bears, One asshole” 😂 (about 0:06:25 in)

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Joe thinking it's cool to take children to a steakhouse like that's the new Disneyland is hilarious. Like a laugh at you moment not with.

[@dohnjoe4516]

Yea it was more for his ego than genuinely trying to do a nice thing

[@Rob-hl4og]

Joe's forehead looks crazy today. You could scene Forest Gump on that temple

[@cesaruribe2487]

No such thing as Double Eagle. 😂 Joe sounds so dumb right now, Mark is right about Michelin rating.

[@SerHuntsReviews]

lol we get it. You guys are successful

[@ryancorbett3656]

Its perfect that you fixed the set..but stull have a corner hanging. dont change it.

[@oneofus6924]

you are welcome here in WA joe

[@danjacobs6029]

first view! 27 seconds! Love you guys

[@binks2413]

I wish Joe List was my uncle

[@kombijr]

30,000 views but 250 comments? 😂 someone’s buying them

[@yungxhavoc]

Wait is Tame Impala playing the beacon soon?