Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

[@fakeyawns]

Never got the Chuck hate. Super amicable guy. Capable of growing a beard. Good sport. Slightly jolly. Solid opinions. Think he may like movies. That's all I need. Keep up the good work, dude.

[@thedarkenergist]

Chuck wrote this.

[@telephantasm4070]

Hate? Really? I thought only List and Normand gave him shit. I love Chuck.

[@_ima_b]

I also like chuck. The other guy was annoying. Chuck is a nice contribution.

[@Dionysus_09]

I don't understand why anyone would hate the guy; he rarely has much on-mic input anyway. But I will say, I feel his taste in film hasn't been the best. Movies are obviously subjective though, so I don't fault him for having tastes that are different from mine.

[@MaTTheWish]

He's pathetic.

[@KathyTudor]

I hope these two grow old together. What a flow. ❤️

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Gay and gray

[@NYC1025]

No one can write these stories but you guys. Mark!!!! You said it!!!! Make your own sitcom with Joe and put it on YT. Do it!!!!

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

It was twins day, same outfit for the boyz 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@dustymiller7120]

the kings of podcasting

[@paolo11x11]

You'll be alright, Joe! My doctor was frowning at my high blood pressure and cholesterol back when I was 40, and I'm still here pushing 50. Once I quit the cigs and stopped drinking I was A-OK. I think Mark was right when he said that you're thinking yourself sick - you stress yourself out so much it actually makes you sick. My two cents, for what it's worth, is cut down on the cigars. You have enough sense to know what you should and shouldn't eat, but cut yourself some slack. Just don't worry - life is to be enjoyed and appreciated.

[@AgendaInMind]

Doctors are nothing but high paid “professionals” who prescribe drugs they know little about to treat diseases they know even less about for people they know nothing about.

[@pointysidedown]

I think Joe eats too much McDonald's and cigars

[@6thouz]

@@pointysidedownI don’t think he eats the cigars.

[@pointysidedown]

@@6thouz it's a little unorthodox, but we really can't be sure.

[@skiddlybatch]

I’m making my way through every episode and this one is by far my favourite! What a gift.

[@brendanmoore9902]

Best podcast going, look forward to it every week boy's

[@jairogri]

Chuck is great, part of what makes him good is the fact that he enjoys their jokes.

[@hypernovaorcus]

How does that make him good? And why does he need a mic to enjoy their jokes?

[@StephenFrazer85]

The cigars Joe, get rid and you'll be grand. Try not to stress also. Great podcast.

[@bensouthall6705]

This podcast always leaves me smiling

[@stillcrazyhaha]

Chuck's the best! Free Chuck! Segment for Chuck to say something.

[@caseypawlak8289]

Ripping chuck is the funniest shit

[@camkinley9177]

Joe, you’re not alone. I absolutely hate getting my blood pressure taken. I thought I was just crazy, I can’t stand it. Which also leads to it being a high reading, just because I’m mentally freaking out. I’ve never met anyone else with that fear lol. I can’t even listen to heartbeat sounds on tv shows or my own, hate it. Not sure where I got it from.

[@islifereal]

I'm the same, we're all gay

[@AgendaInMind]

Doctors are nothing but high paid “professionals” who prescribe drugs they know little about to treat diseases they know even less about for people they know nothing about.

[@andyjones6792]

"Shit Window! Bad Alfred Hitchcock Movie!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cristopherjames2934]

" my life's a rollercoaster! i'm freaking out! ahhhh" never change joe

[@ghouliejams]

Joe wearing a Buzzcocks shirt?? wtf! You're full of pleasant surprises, List! (they're miles ahead of pearl jam 🤣 )

[@wedderboom]

Giddy up. My favourite pod of the week. Cheers gents.

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

Just when I thought I couldn't like Mark any more than I already do, he doesn't invite Luis the Unfunny Comedian to his wedding and goes a notch higher on the respect totem pole

[@matthewdejesus9472]

GREAT EP GUYS!

[@sammathey1995]

Love sitting down to eat dinner and listening to Joe tell in depth shit stories!

[@RedBernie]

yep, officially a TuesGay

[@willydeangelis699]

Wtf is wrong with people? Chuck seems like a super sweet and funny guy and he’s doing a lot for the pod!

[@patrickbaklava7297]

I think you can chalk it up to knuckle draggers trying to fit in and be funny/edgy but they are just mentally handicap.

[@Mr0150]

@@patrickbaklava7297no he’s just not funny

[@cindyo6298]

Bring back Greg!

[@hypernovaorcus]

If you think Chuck is funny, it's clear you have poor taste in comedy and all your opinions are trash.

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

-Hey Chuck fake banter for the intro! -Don't even joke! Don't even joke!

[@apdancinglime]

Had to pause at 12:15 because if I kept laughing I was gonna go into anaphylaughtic shock 😏 but seriously choking and crying

[@Kas3-]

You guys are the best! Hope you’re all well

[@markketchenjr9335]

Great show at the Wilbur on Saturday. Great to see the live show Mark!

[@Funnydego]

Can’t wait for Mark in Rochester at the Carlson!!!!! When’s Joe gonna come to Rochester NY?

[@corypagano407]

Tuesday is my favoriate day of the week for this reason.

[@Kas1645]

Favourite * sloppy jaloppy

[@corypagano407]

@@Kas1645 hey, comedy

[@Kas1645]

@@corypagano407 comedy

[@JSan-ek2np]

The best way to start my Tuesday morning

[@Maria-PLM]

Hey Joe, it's not the cheese! It's the oatmeal and smoothies and all the sugar/carbs (all carbs metabolize as sugar). Good luck!

[@AgendaInMind]

Doctors are nothing but high paid “professionals” who prescribe drugs they know little about to treat diseases they know even less about for people they know nothing about.

[@AgendaInMind]

Exactly. If it has a label and doesn’t need refrigeration, don’t eat it. He chooses to be lazy and not learn how to cook real food.

[@JeffNixonComedy]

Just got home from doing a nice little 10 minute set about death and farting, winding down with a sweet little pod from these hilarious fellas

[@Downs-Indroam]

Where ya from? I live in Nova Scotia so don't worry, the chance I am going to come stalk you is fairly low... unless you live in Nova Scotia. If that's the case you should A) Move if you want to be a comedian. And B) Make up a place you would most LIKE to live lol

[@Downs-Indroam]

Subbed as well brother. Will check it out!

[@JeffNixonComedy]

@@Downs-Indroam southeastern Ontario…but not in a cool big city…just a medium sized city with a handful of super fun indie shows a month! And thanks for the sub, pal!

[@robertallenburton7455]

This really meant so much to me! There have been times I've felt that no one cares what I say or even hears my voice. But the fact that you told Chuck to zip his lips made me realize that I indeed am at one with the greater mind.

[@RobGilmore1]

Great ep

[@thedisciplineddad7424]

I love the show and love the over the top sarcasm and poking and prodding of the establishment through comedy. I am just reaching out to let you know that if you seriously want to get your health in check I can help out. I’ve been a certified personal trainer as well as Paramedic for over a two decades. I do personal training/nutritional programming for all goals. Let me know if I can help you. I grew up just north of Mark in Natchitoches, La. This is not stressful, it’s just learning how to put your health higher on the priority list. Keep up the great work as the most powerful story telling duo in comedy podcasting.

[@Buk99]

That poop really tied the pod together!

[@DamnWow]

Somebody needs to make Insomniac with Mark Normand Also I feel like Mark would only go to a hospital if it was part of a sky miles lounge

[@nohabloemojislosiento4930]

As a slow metabolism, sluggy guy who has to be fit for my job, here's my Joe List tip(s) for eating healthier - eat veggies and fruit you like. Lots of guys go and buy broccoli and spinach and all that shit because they heard they're the healthiest options, but then it just rots in their crisper drawer because they don't fucking like it. If peas, green beans, and carrots are the three veggies you like to eat, then buy those. Canned corn and potatoes do not count as vegetables, BTW. Beef and salmon have more micronutrients than fowl and a lot of white fishes, and to me should be priority, but other proteins are cool too.. But beef is not as lean so make sure to trim fat on it so as to reduce calories and watch how much cooking oil you use to keep track of fat. Prioritize protein, then fat, then carb consumption. Best carbs are potatoes and rice. WHITE RICE DIGESTS EASIER THAN BROWN RICE. A lot of people are against white rice for some reason, probably asian racism lets be honest, but it is the most easily digested carb. People in most Asian countries live longer and are way less fat than us and they eat white rice with literally every meal. And drinks lots of water. I get in 120-150oz a day even when i dont train. Water, milk, orange and Cranberry juice are my drinks. Had to cut out my first love soda, which is basically liquid poison these days. Good luck with your heart, fatty!

[@timothy790110]

43:58 well maybe he wanted to get his own opener one day? as in HEADLINE

[@davehanger9259]

Chuck is the best!!! Luv his input, laugh. keep your head up soldier!

[@OffensiveHumor420]

Always look forward to ending my night with this show. You 3 keep me laughing! Much love from a queef in the Bay Area California!

[@oliverlang1006]

Comedy! Good to hear from ya fellas

[@fourscoreand9884]

Great episode :D

[@krispingkii1348]

Mr. List, don’t worry too much about the bp/cholesterol, stress is worse for your health than anything else, and my dad had good bp and cholesterol and still had a stroke. Everything in moderation, enjoy life. Or move to Hawaii. U guys are the best, can’t wait to see Normand in Hawaii. 👍🏼

[@bobbydazzle6075]

Great pod Jerry!

[@Revolution1117]

Chuck's the Man! TWS wouldn't be the same without him. Great job on the Patreon site, Chuckie! 👍👏 BTW, between the kook fear, Blood Pressure, health worries, and overall anxiety, Joe's gonna worry himself into a heart attack by the time he's 45. 🤣 Luvya guys!

[@RetiredRobot]

“Where there’s a will there’s a gay” would of been a good ep name!

[@christopherweisenbach296]

Top five best TWS!

[@martymars]

Best ep..

[@MrJeggermanjenson]

This wallpaper would pair well with a racecar bed & a shelf of 3rd place trophies

[@cesaruribe2487]

Joe list complaining I’m ready for the pod!

[@GravyTrainDD81]

This Pod is THE SHIT

[@adamnienke3633]

Leave Chuck alone. lol I don't mind him chiming in at all, and his laugh adds to the podcast.

[@funky_features51]

Youl be ok Joe !

[@jad9479]

Joe, my blood pressure is right about same 150s, stressing about the blood pressure won't help. Good luck. You got this ya fun queef. Fun ep

[@cristopherchouinard8414]

We need a song or a comp with all marks mic farts

[@malicioustactics6846]

Don't let these men fool you, you're a terrific queef Chuck!

[@bunnybangz]

When your name is shelby and you have sciatica also 💀🤣

[@xjimmy225x]

25:28 Thank God

[@teelorp8306]

It's crazy that you guys only have 66k subscribers.

[@KidVll]

What is up with Joe's hairless ivory doll leg?

[@richardpeterson9449]

I love chuck and or course love Joe and Mark! All the guys are great… kinda miss Greg tho!

[@kwilson2024]

The only podcast I can count on to say “jiz” within the first minute and thirty seconds

[@AtilioEscobar]

Gerat ep. boys. And I finally joined the Patreon. Imma true gay!

[@KevinC1990]

Hope you get better soon Joe.. we hate you because we love u

[@timbull2704]

social education through dumping, i love it.

[@paulleclaire8252]

Great pod

[@Odenix75]

"Hey comedy....." 😂😂👍

[@sdnorthcounty8140]

What's the song in the Intro?

[@caivsivlivs]

SO GLAD MARK IS BACK IN, WAS WORRIED FOR A MINUTE THERE

[@gigglecheeks123]

I LOVE YOU JoeJoe.

[@tkstone717]

Shittin like a fire hose in the civil rights era: GOLD Jerry!

[@kickedouttaconfession]

1hr hour in “I think snl was shitty the first 10 years”- Normand. Lol this week’s “We Might Be Drunk” Al Franken has them watching those exact clips.

[@sashmanalbinkee7674]

hey joe get an at home blood pressure system, so you dont have to shit your self every time you gatta hit the doctors

[@ericpuse5151]

Joe, eating garbage food is for children just like how smoking is for poor people. It's time to move beyond it. And you just gotta force yourself to eat healthy stuff until you like it. It's just like drinking Scotch or smoking cigars; no one likes it at first but you force yourself to do it and eventually you are addicted.

[@DanEMO592]

Removed the vast majority of processed foods from my diet and I have never felt better

[@cindyo6298]

My boyfriend made fun of Joe for not wiping and got bad karma resulting in a no toilet paper gas station bathroom emergency.

[@cloudbloom]

8:58 Mark this was a really great joke but the audience might be a little young to fully appreciate it. I'm showing my age by saying that but it's all in the name of comedy🙏

[@AA-xb2zm]

Joe needs to look up White Coat syndrome, the nerves do factor in to the top number in blood pressure. The lower number is the important one for long term health concerns.

[@matguerra333]

I've had the H.B.P. my whole life, couple of tricks (besides the deep breathing horseshit) take a couple clonopins or if you have a dad w/blood pressure med like I do, pop one of those 30mins before. I've left my doctor speechless many times over the improvement of my BP (little did she know i was on deaths door 20mis before. But you really go for benzos.

[@Mostly.Peaceful]

Joe thinks he’s famous enough to be offered kid blood

[@Freesportstrading]

Ha I was the guy that yelled “comedy” at the cellar!

[@sulnday]

49:59🐈🐈‍⬛

[@DesignRhythm]

"Joe's dead, call me back"

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

New one, yeah!

[@thedude1316]

19:11 I am on my second heart. Heart transplant in 2017. (It is a pump Joe) We love Chuck. He is a great addition.

[@nathanzaslow5614]

Banger ep

[@jonathan2nightingale194]

The Seinfeld tone and delivery you guys have make it tough to stop listening!

[@jameskastriches6687]

Chuck is the man

[@eoinfeee1309]

Classic ep

[@gavinjameslux]

Mark said VPN instead of NordVPN the first time around

[@brunodanner7777]

Love the toilet story!

[@bfay4days]

McDonalds and Cigars isn't a balanced diet? who knew...?

[@coppercoleman1519]

R.I.P. JOE

[@ricfig207]

Bathroom jukebox. Sell it. Put some bodega cat stickers on it

[@BOSprodz]

Joe will be missed

[@ianpullman203]

Farley forever

[@ryanpivovar5090]

I love chuck

[@jeffreyleblanc5676]

@joelist it's called "white coat syndrome ". Mine rises in hospital as well where the think the machine breaks. I'm on a few medications for this shit now . Be well-ish!

[@markrodeo420]

Glad I’m not the only one who shit my pants this week

[@matthewswan3913]

Chuck rules!😂🎉

[@johnforeman634]

I didn’t even know who these guys were a month ago. I’ve listened to nothing but this podcast episodes for weeks now. All the sudden me AND my dad are both gay.