Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

Joe's insanely high-priced breakfast! Mark's return to the world of
corporate gigs! Joe meets two hottie-gays with "My father's gay"
t-shirts! Make forgets his passport! It's Tuesdays!!
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TUESDAYS

[@drakeelliott5079]

How funny would it be if Mark tells the concert story 3 weeks in a row. That would be gold Jerry!

[@benchadwick1754]

GOLD!

[@sandyhoy8936]

@@benchadwick1754 Every episode is the same story different gold, kinda makes us special

[@6thouz]

Literally all pipes hehe

[@steratorefriends6596]

Right outta the gate with a Last Caress (Misfits) lyric quote!? You the man Mark!!

[@ryanmc8169]

Greatest pod. Love that it's on Monday Night now, when I get home from work and can listen to it while I cry

[@gtube1477]

I don’t mean to queef outside of my own anal here but why cry?

[@fakeyawns]

Do what you will but my sched is Sun - WMBDrunk, Mon - Kill Tony, Tues - Tues.

[@shaiapouf420]

Hhaha

[@token_robot3030]

we assume you meant the gayest pod, alright... Comedy.

[@gtube1477]

@@token_robot3030 Monday I’m in gay land

[@maralsfilms]

“When you gotta weigh it, you’re fucked” Loll😂

[@chrisryan9986]

The best thing about Mondays is Tuesdays

[@gtube1477]

That’s gay!

[@paulcarr2207]

Ok Kamala. 😂😂😂comedy

[@gtube1477]

@@paulcarr2207 Jada is bold

[@bluesyjazzcat31]

My father’a gay!

[@gtube1477]

@@bluesyjazzcat31 Damn, bro! Why?

[@treignsinblood]

Normand sings Misfits!!!😂 like a modern day Shatner

[@bobanonymous6814]

A member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints has just turned in comedian mark normand for shoplifting at an airport. More later on this story we’re dubbing, “Mark Normand and the Narc Mormon”

[@BPH55]

😂😂😂

[@JP-rj1cd]

Idk what drug you were on to think of this but I'm grateful

[@DaPoopIsInDaPudding]

Giraldo was great. Loved hearing you two get gay over him.

[@monkeywang9972]

It’s hot as as fuck in the dessert.

[@wonder0076]

I’m so happy to see the subscription number go up almost 100k boys 💯💪🏽

[@zachleeson6481]

I’ve listened to/watched this pod so much I can’t stop doing the word association in my daily life. I even do them along with the show now. Feels like a problem lol

[@steratorefriends6596]

The most anticipated pod out there!

[@hammurabiofbabylon8035]

All pipes over here!

[@gtube1477]

Really gay, man!!1!1!1

[@addrokgarvey4308]

Laughing through 3rd shift here fellas! Crazy funny yo!!

[@rawpower12xu]

0:45 Out of the gate with The Misfits? I'll take it. Danzig is gay.

[@user-ce7yv2ic2s]

Shenanigans!! Thanks for the content guys!! I just found out about Joe List about 3 weeks ago, and cant get enough of his stand up! Mark has been in my Library for a few years now!! Keep it up guys/gals.

[@nlcoffin]

Giraldo is the greatest. His roasts are second to none.

[@vancekitra3122]

I picture Salacuse as a Sal from Syracuse

[@alexpalette]

Yessssss. Needed this!

[@brantleyhester6641]

Me too random internet person I've never met or never will meet, me too!

[@gtube1477]

@@brantleyhester6641 y’all gay up the pooper!

[@alexpalette]

@@gtube1477 my dad's gay ty

[@gtube1477]

@@alexpalette why is that??? Did he not get any sweets growing up??

[@jpierce2l33t]

Yeah Mark, Skynyrd is from Florida...but Florida is still considered as being in the South my guy 🤣

[@me_12-vw1vi]

geography!

[@jpierce2l33t]

@@me_12-vw1vi 🤣🤣🤣

[@SamBassComedy]

You guys reminded me of the time I got off stage from hosting my own open mic and an old guy told me I was the most not funny comedian he ever heard. The way he said it at first, I thought he was complimenting me. Really changed my tune when I asked him to repeat himself. I wish I had just walked away with the idea in my head that I was, the most funny comedian he ever heard.

[@ThePokerStreets916]

Every time Joe said it feels stealy, I kept waiting for mark to say Stealy Dan 😂

[@ConnorRunsFree]

This god damn show makes me giddy. Love it. The Sein. The Stories. The love. Its lunch!

[@JamesLang-d4f]

Happy Memorial Day to all of the fallen tuesgays

[@jonnygranville281]

That's disrespectful and funny. Sounds like a Norman bit😃👍

[@gtube1477]

Let’s not forget all the gay fathers of the world, especially in North Korea

[@gelooso]

@@gtube1477 lmaoo

[@oghash4912]

The battle of the bulge 😅

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

The stories from this pod are so original!

[@muscadinejesse]

i hope this podcast lasts forever and never changes, it's so good

[@freakyjazzyfunky]

Joe's obligatory "asian" sound @32:37 always gets me 😂

[@rawpower12xu]

16:00 I've never heard this bit. 🤣🤣. That's genius.

[@fishlips8336]

The Nirvana tune he's referring to is a must see! Sure miss that band, RIP Kurt Cobain 🙏

[@robertcastillo9754]

This ep is fire! The stories, mark singing misfits! Hot tuesgay dames in "my fathers gay" t-shirts ! This is perfection jerry! 🔥

[@0Akeldama0]

doesnt joe have a movie called july 4th, and he's wondering when to release his special?

[@benchadwick1754]

So many under the table Seinfeld references 😆

[@jonathangonzalez3664]

28:53 Mark finally revealed to us his true cheapness. "ButtF##kin White claw!!!" 😂

[@ceebee491]

More than a feeling chords- G*C*Em*D x2

[@maralsfilms]

30:20 Lmao nooo way Joe said “I got a couple things, nothing crazy”, knowing he was about to say HE’S GONNA BE A FATHER

[@Cappa401]

One of the best eps in a while ,mark and sam r good but mark and joe tying to out wit each other next level !

[@ricksanchez5696]

*I find sam gets boring quickly*

[@sylviawoods6650]

Congratulations on the baby, Joe!!🎉

[@Philhampton89]

Mondays with Stories!! Queeef babies!

[@oghash4912]

I queef hard every time I get the notification

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I love how Mark said, 'discovered', in like italics AND quotations.

[@AgendaInMind]

Mark is so much better when he’s sober. Quick, sharp. He was a snooze on Rogan with all the other drunks.

[@oghash4912]

Hot take, I like it.. Still I like hearing them goof off too lol

[@juniperjennifer]

It was a bit slow. I forgot it was playing a few times.

[@CoryHatfield]

Mondays With Fun Gays rule!

[@qcrew2938]

This was Joe's big story for the week.... he had fun in Tempe and Bret Ernst is a good comedian. WOW WEE THATS WILD!!!!!

[@TheM7drummer]

Ol blue shoe Joe.

[@korbindallas8224]

Guys, you have to stop acting so surprised and offended when you find out a fan doesn't wake up every morning and check your tour date schedule. I've literally listened to every single pod and I've never checked your schedule.

[@marniebrimhall986]

"Harvard Lawyer School" - J.List😂

[@christophergalvez6975]

That was rock me like a hurricane the second time lol

[@petehakkinen3020]

Tony Hawk has been back skating for months.

[@taysonwilson5522]

Great pod

[@Ryan-re7oj]

Those Uptempos in the intro bring me back! I got a pair for gr.8 grad!

[@pucz8215]

There is something endearing and really sad about how excited list gets to tell the most mundane boring stories

[@BradMackComedy]

Tuesdays (mondays) with stories

[@Chillllllbruh]

More like John Fagerty

[@steve7015]

Gave Shaun Murphy $50 for saving the day.... proly charged him for a T-shirt too.

[@Semiconductorpro619]

It's all pipes

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

Yay Monday Nights With Stories!

[@gtube1477]

I’m only gay on Wednesdays! Happy Hour!1!1!1

[@juniperjennifer]

😊

[@Daingerous1]

I was at one of the Toronto shows and he ripped it up so I'm very excited to hear what happened

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Stayin’ gay!

[@gtube1477]

Whyyy??? Is your father gay?

[@emilylowrance7930]

my uncle also says it works if you work it

[@willingtooppose7919]

6:33 Hey ! Mark' the bird' Fidrych !!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Love mark's hair in these ads: that little curl on his forehead, love it

[@gtube1477]

Circumcision fest

[@chimbertocaviglia6919]

Great pod as always. I would like a pod with them just remembering Giraldo's bits.

[@shugarbage]

Dude… your name 😂😂😂

[@JeffNixonComedy]

I’m gay on Mondays now …and Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Wednesday I’m trans :(

[@gtube1477]

Are these lyrics from The Cure?

[@helpis0ntheway]

@@gtube1477 🤣😂 The woke edition.

[@JeffNixonComedy]

@@gtube1477 the cure to being straight, yes

[@gtube1477]

@@JeffNixonComedy Haramdulilah!1!1!1!1

[@deannad9105]

You guys need to join the comedians who send out texts to fans. Whitney Cummings does it. She occasionally sends out pics and videos, so you recognize the number when it shows up in your messages. And then any time she comes to the area, it sends out pre-sale info and reminders about the shows.

[@scottiesucks]

AYYYEEEEEEE YIYEYIYEYIYEYIIIIIYEEEE

[@iamPROTOTYPE]

these queefs would have the best time at a WidespreadPanic or BillyStrings show

[@jonnygranville281]

Billy Strings is incredible.

[@rileypelzer5808]

Saw billy at red rocks, still coming down from it

[@gtube1477]

Spread the queef!

[@oghash4912]

He queefed on my face at Bonnaroo 😅

[@keegjamesblood]

Cookin! Great episode.

[@baxpiz1289]

pixies vienna 1990

[@vinbaz1]

Nobody: Joe: “it’s very exciting” 😂😂😂😂

[@markketchenjr9335]

You need to do this pod twice a week !!

[@treignsinblood]

Patreon

[@andrewmeunier1171]

HEY HEY FOLKS !!!

[@gtube1477]

Heyy!! Queef it up, sister!

[@ghoekstra]

Ernest Tubb

[@DeemMalicious]

Sweet Misfits reference, Mark. Great pod you gays. Keep it up.

[@Downs-Indroam]

Dammit, I was hoping to hear more about the airport lounge! 😂 Great pod fellas, thanks from me... but not my wife - she hates you... 🎉

[@ssnyder5471]

Damn it chuck that thumbnail! And marks face is classic

[@coynerooski]

Nothing like news 3 weeks late 😂

[@tomhinkle9433]

Probably should not talk current events. It ages these pods.

[@helpis0ntheway]

See Buffalo isn't that bad 😉

[@mkodr]

Emma Thomson! Not a lot of ET’s

[@JorgeAlvarado-gm9gl]

Sloppy Jalopy 🎉🎉

[@justinboudreau5266]

Normand, ditch the Casio and grab yourself a Swatch. Way cooler plastic watch. No alarm either.

[@oghash4912]

😂 beep beep

[@anxiousandy4606]

Hey hey its Kevin fart and joe pissed

[@RGEF1006]

Him and Andre Iguodala have a podcast and he calls Turner E.T.

[@tommylob1409]

My farther is gay

[@FavouriteStorage03]

whoever's been doing the thumbnails recently has been killin it

[@ryangreene50]

All hail chuck

[@gtube1477]

@@ryangreene50 Hail Kim Jong Two

[@HappiBeard]

Best pod on the planet #tuesgay

[@gtube1477]

I’m more of an Indica guy

[@Downs-Indroam]

Holy shlt I'm g@y for this show....

[@patrickharris2013]

Something weird is happening . . . I'm becoming gay on Monday nights now

[@gtube1477]

Dude, wtf?? Was your father gay?

[@gtube1477]

Gay in Moscow??

[@2011sdwyer]

When is Mark going to play the Beacon or any other theater in NYC ? Closest show for new yorkers is over 3 hours away in Hartford Conn., wtf

[@colavermusic]

that's lunch 🤙

[@cjtalksfunny]

Nice

[@Scott-mz4rw]

Daddy List New Comedy Special 2024

[@CarloCapinegro]

Tastebuds With Stories crossover ep?

[@spytown77]

Eddie Trunk

[@Bennydyk]

Awesome podcast!!!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Charles, is Mark's mic a little bit crunchy?

[@ericlawson3155]

E.T. could be Ed Templeton, skateboarder.

[@ryangreene50]

Last caress!

[@trevraleigh1960]

Nobody has ever been as uncomfortable as Mark is in that chair in this ep

[@brantleyhester6641]

Aaaaaaahhhhh! Monday with stories!!!! Happy Memorial Day American gays!

[@gtube1477]

There’s a memorial in my anal!

[@helpis0ntheway]

Amerigay & proud! Are you a Canagay?

[@brantleyhester6641]

@@helpis0ntheway Definitely American and from the south

[@gtube1477]

@@brantleyhester6641 Haramdulilah!1!1!1

[@tennisbum7527]

$59 at Equinox for a $25 diner breakfast. There has to be more to the story, was the server sporting a man bun and wearing a Guayabera shirt (prices are higher for either).

[@tennisbum7527]

Just an additional thought: you can easily fit right in at a methadone clinic and save money. Get on line, get a donut and an OJ, walk back to the benches and take a nap

[@crobert79]

great show again!

[@garryjohalcomedy]

I needed this like Jada need hair