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[@VanNessy97]

Well... once upon a time... there was a guy... and he was purple...

[@fictionfan0]

~country singer trying to write a new song.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Disney trying to rewrite FNAF so it’s family-friendly.

[@Hollieanaaa]

*inhale* ITS BEEN SO LONG--

[@castingspells_cz]

oh yeah the classic - barny the dinosor

[@_Enchanted_Moon_]

@@HollieanaaaSINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON!

[@psychronia]

"Delete this off my post." - Angry Catholics in the early 16th century.

[@gengarzilla1685]

Hugely underrated comment.

[@MostlyTriangle]

-Angry Tumblr Users in the early 21st century.

[@pageturner2958]

This is like.... the non intimate version of "that's what she said" jokes

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

This is way better than that’s what she said jokes

[@gramfero]

that's exactly what she said

[@ShoulderMonster]

And more creative version!

[@ytuser4562]

“Medieval herbalists when their supplies are delayed” as a response to “GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE?!” has just got to be one of the most creative things I’ve ever heard

[@user-pn8kf2sg1l]

-person who has not heard many creative things. (I agree)

[@TheUniversalninja]

"I will never make a diss record" has lived in my head for years 😭

[@pageturner2958]

Person who has been possessed by a speedrunning Mario for years

[@TheUniversalninja]

@@pageturner2958 LMAO

[@cinderwolf32]

It's the only one that made me snort

[@maestrofeli4259]

and the mario accent😂😂😂

[@TheMimiSard]

Purple having no losers - even puce is a great subdued purple, it just has an odd sounding name.

[@davidguthary8147]

Man, I have no idea what puce is... Oh, that's puce.

[@Dusk_Shade]

Leave the puce.

[@lilyofluck371]

​@@Dusk_ShadeI thought you said "lauve the puce" and I almost got really excited because I thought it was a cuptoast reference,,,

[@TheMimiSard]

I rev8ew, puce is more on the pink end, but subdued pink with purple tint.

[@Bd-qs5bn]

Ma puce!!!

[@ZatWonGuy]

Oh, right, recontextualization is a word. I was just calling it "Me when i" jokes, since that's how it always starts in my friend group

[@s0fi4_22]

class clown who just started their language major

[@microwave856]

me when i recontextualize

[@LiteraryNumbers]

Okay but that Phoenician merchant has a point

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-A peasant looking for a new carpet not realising he CANNOT afford that carpet.

[@carriontrooper3437]

The ghost of Ea-Nasir

[@pranavghantasala6808]

I can't believe the speech bubble meme wasn't mentioned

[@lasagnatheory9108]

That and this video are the ancestors of "live ---- reaction"

[@crazysasha1374]

I really like the booby trap one, with the 4 that give the same answer even when asked seperately.

[@scoutgaming737]

Nah speech bubbles were definitely perfected by discord and not Tumblr

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

Cus discord stole it

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Deadpool said after seeing the tail-end of the villains monolog enter his own panel.

[@jucom756]

"Delete this off my post" -shipping dock owner to the barnacle-removal guy

[@taylor_green_9]

Tumblr jokes that would make Matt Easton laugh

[@Simpson17866]

Some, sure, but not all of them, and not all of the time. It would depend on the context ;)

[@usernametaken017]

^ A very rich person when you ask them if they even use all of the fancy cutlery they own

[@granthawkins8956]

💀

[@ytuser4562]

^ my future wife’s search history, probably

[@greensteve9307]

Who???

[@terdragontra8900]

“Me when I’m trying to calm my horse named ‘Website’ “ is so stupid why did it make me laugh the hardest?

[@Grilled_CheeseGuy]

woah what a nice video, i hope that my evil identical clone doesnt recontextualise me

[@Grilled_CheeseGuy]

-mad paranoid scientist scrolling through youtube after accidentally cloning themself, 2064

[@EvilGrilled_CheeseGuy]

Sounds like something an evil clone might say. Get 'em, boys!

[@EvilGrilled_CheeseGuy]

Sounds like something an evil clone would say.

[@Abraham_the_pierra]

Oh wow an evil clone, luckily I don't have any of those!

[@Abraham_the_pierra]

What? I just said I don't

[@AsherInHell]

Contexte makes everything XD

[@antimatterg]

Chef named Contexte be like

[@Ryann9]

Me when I talk about Contexte, a hardworking engineer

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-Contexte after creating the universe again.

[@fulana_de_tal]

Cience teacher from a world where "atom" is called "contexto", the plural being "contexte"

[@professoryeetus8955]

me when im a character in shakespeare's new play about tumblr

[@whyyes]

I freaking love all these but I lost it after the “cloth merchant”

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

- person who has unresolved trauma from a cloth merchant who did something bad to him, the unresolved trauma causing him to get extremely angry after seeing a cloth merchant mentioned

[@cryolitegem]

I’m just happy that I finally know that “Dusty Purple” is the name for that particular type of purple I like so much.

[@insertcreativityhere7747]

What is it about purple that no one on the internet can be normal about this color. Purple guy, lean, Grimace, Thanos, Waluigi. If something phases out we just come up with more purple to replace it. It’s the color of memes.

[@oneevilkitten7088]

Can confirm the last one, first time i boiled spaghetti i became bi

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-An Italian grandparent recounting the first time they boiling a single spaghetti with the person who they would end up marrying.

[@Jaminux]

​@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV this is SO cute what

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

@@Jaminux -What went through the mind of the other Italian grandparent when they saw the aforementioned Italian grandparent for the first time.

[@thewrens_]

'i miss vine' is gonna stay with me for YEARS

[@usernametaken017]

- Ape mourning the death of its partner

[@Marqan]

I could listen to these for an hour

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-An old man listening to birds, but who has an appointment in 2 and a half hours. It's an hour travel and he prefers to be a half hour early just so he's certain he's on time.

[@GrouchyGander]

- an introvert at a family gathering

[@valensfdbn]

THe "I miss vine" one is such a classic and it is still funny after seeing it like 10 different times.

[@fullym5484]

The undertale oc is back

[@vbgvbg1133]

undertale oc named back:

[@No_maidens29]

Fans when undertale yellow arrives:

[@s0fi4_22]

archaeologists when they find another skeleton:

[@normanclatcher]

​@@s0fi4_22 ^💀

[@alecspar278]

Oh my god, why did these make me laugh out loud?! Is my humor that broken?!

[@pageturner2958]

Me to the doctor when I break my upper arm and laughing as a coping mechanism for the pain

[@vbgvbg1133]

-patient after getting unexplained mania diagnosed by plague doctor, 16th century

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-Me after dropping my humor down the stairs and testing it to see if it still works.

[@AxolotlQueen]

Human discovering shit posts, 2024

[@uncroppedsoop]

internet users when they find something funny

[@usernametaken017]

These are my favorite kinds of posts, good to see them get appreciated even more

[@ParsureArts]

Lilith from The Owl House admiring Deadwardian balusters

[@Music7Ada]

- Hobbyist fencemaker

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-A Postmaster general seeing the stock of Sinterklaas cards go up by 10%.

[@impishlyit9780]

The order of text on the "GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE?!" post created the absolute best natural comedic timing I've ever heard, I haven't stopped laughing for 5 minutes!

[@impagain]

My favorites are "[Historical event, date] (Colourized)". PLEASE do a video on those!

[@Mossprite21]

I wish this was longer…

[@usernametaken017]

- Person buying rulers

[@getaround1276]

-Rope merchant seeing his new supply

[@FromtheTriangle]

- Seamstress buying fabric

[@therighttrousers343]

- My Wife! *Canned laughter, uproarious cheers and applause* (I have no partner)

[@MissingRaptor]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@atlasxatlas]

I burst out laughing when i got the tarzan one. I miss vine

[@DJMKFULLER]

The absolute best kind of Posts.

[@thepizzaman8064]

The structural engineer talking about making pillars with steel

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-Postman Pat delivering to Santa.

[@No_maidens29]

People who plant fences down talking about why the fences are expensive:

[@DJMKFULLER]

Don't do this to me.

[@technological_Architect]

Me Eating Granola Honey Bunches Of Oats

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Instant-Favorites, and sending it to all my friends.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-The joker, after trying out a new deadly laugh-gas-bomb.

[@ytuser4562]

My favorite example of this is when I was playing a game with friends and said “that is a BIG platform!” And my friend said “me when I see a KZbin channel with a large following” and we all lost it

[@shatterme_sm]

Another Bettina Banger.

[@daniellins4114]

- person from an alternative universe, where Betina makes music videos

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-Docter Evil Bettina, after blowing up another Bettina.

[@fulana_de_tal]

- Beatrice Banger introducing her cousins to a friend

[@daniellins4114]

@@fulana_de_tal eiii olá de novo kkkk Fala compatriota! 👋

[@fulana_de_tal]

@@daniellins4114 oi de novo :)

[@chungo.]

One of my favorites of this type of joke is on a Northernlion video titled "Get it twisted, we will hit e today." and top comment was "Me discussing the syllabus of our alphabet lesson with my 2 year old:"

[@ysgramorssoupspoon2261]

Recontextualization? You mean Swiggity swoggity your post is now my property.

[@pageturner2958]

Pirates when they hold a Royal navy captain for random

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

Frogs when they forget their line

[@daniellins4114]

A farmer stealing posts from another’s fence

[@user-pn8kf2sg1l]

@@daniellins4114 you win the replies

[@daniellins4114]

@@user-pn8kf2sg1l thank you, thank you

[@EternalDensity]

See also: quoting with the image of a character (or a profile pic) with speech bubble added

[@usernametaken017]

Wikipedia speech bubble

[@SomeoneSomewhere-ww2kd]

funny af that right below this video is a short about a toxic purple paint that kill people

[@ie2304]

-New recruit at the SCP Foundation going through training videos

[@SomeoneSomewhere-ww2kd]

@@ie2304 actually just a regular artist

[@someonessecondaltaccount6932]

Clicked for purple, stayed for funny, commented for purple, purple is the best color

[@fulana_de_tal]

Enthusiastic assistent of a 6th century bce Phoenician merchant

[@FromtheTriangle]

Purple having no losers may be true, but it's also a fact for quite a bit of other colors. Purple is awesome, sure, but it's also extremely overrated, so now people are sleeping on stuff like green or pink

[@usernametaken017]

Paint shop owner complaing about the customers again

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

Bed salesmen as green and pink become the new craze

[@jansolo4628]

- Cosmo and Wanda

[@mothgirl326]

Green 100% has losers - like chartreuse and diarrhea, and so does pink because its occasionally way too bright

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-The friend of the peasent who's looking for a new carpet. Trying to dissuade his friend from buying that purple carpet from the phoenician merchant that he KNOWS his friend can't afford.

[@imanoffice641]

These jokes give me life

[@RepublicOfChebokstan]

"Laughter is the best medicine" mfs be like:

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-A supervillain comedian who steals people's life energy by making them laugh.

[@Ostralucia]

-Amy Lee in the Bring Me to Life music video from Evanescence when someone tells a funny joke (sorry I tried)

[@usernametaken017]

Monsters in the monsters inc. universe when they realize they can use laughter as energy (it can power hospital machinery)

[@user-pn8kf2sg1l]

-joke vampire

[@seventhousandopossums]

I love how one of these is an aftg twitter au

[@seventhousandopossums]

they don't know that the Nicky who's in that tweet is Nicholas Esteban Hemmick, sophomore backliner for the Palmetto State University exy team from the popular book trilogy All for the Game...

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

I really want this to be explained to me

[@seventhousandopossums]

The I miss vine tweet isn't the original tweet. The usernames are edited so that it looks like a tweet made by fictional characters. The characters are Nicky Hemmick and Jean Moreau from the book series "All for the Game" by Nora Sakavic.

[@seventhousandopossums]

The books are about a made up sport, the japanese mafia, and gay people.

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

@@seventhousandopossums ooh I see, Ty

[@quinnlim5104]

those were great! this kind of humor needs to spread

[@daniellins4114]

- scientist advocating for the spread of a very specific liquid

[@quinnlim5104]

@@daniellins4114 lol

[@fulana_de_tal]

- cancerous cell that made a typo

[@quinnlim5104]

@@fulana_de_tal lol

[@Abraham_the_pierra]

OURPLE GUY????

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

-Cassidy before William killed her by spring lock.

[@usernametaken017]

Luigi meeting Waluigi for the first time

[@imstupid7614]

-guy that says "OURPLE GUY????"

[@annsuma28]

i loved the addition to "easy website" that is a cat with a collar and a "website" tag, and then someone adds like "that's not a horse"

[@jcfiggy]

Bro this is literally the point of Welcome to the Internet the Jackbox Game 😂 I didn’t know it was so realistic

[@scribblecloud]

i kind of... dont like purple.. its my least favorite color.. used to think it was green but realized that there were a small amount of shades i REALLY like, but for purple? like sure theres some that are pleasing.. but i cant think of any shades i really LOVE

[@fulana_de_tal]

- mediterranian nobleman in a 6th century bce fair trying to politely tell the Phoenician merchant he won't be buying the purple fabrics without admiting he's not rich enough

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

- peasant after realizing purple is only for royalty

[@chungo.]

This is my favorite genre of joke I think

[@utatanepikoV5]

^ a guy's first time at a stand-up show who's not sure what to think of it yet

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

This is genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever seen and I can't mentally handle it

[@derpyduck5207]

These are some of the funniest things I've seen in weeks

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

- person after seeing funny things

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

This is like those reaction images that have a character with a speech bubble

[@jootersblaccat]

Off topic but I like your pfp

[@Anindeterminateamountofbees]

Phonecian cloth merchants didn’t have that many kinds of purple, they only had like one lmao

[@firstmatefrankie5371]

This is my favorite style of joke- never fails to make me laugh

[@N_IRL]

Actually, BLUE is the only color with no loser, thank you very much. Purple can be a close second, and magenta can be a close third

[@alpinesgenesis]

Ok but 1) magenta *is* a purple/pink colour, like fuchsia, and 2) name one color of purple that sux

[@Whenpigfly666]

-lapis lazuli merchant, headbutting with the Phoenician merchant from earlier, 6th century BC

[@howdoipickaname9815]

are we just not mentioning that op forgot cerulean exists?

[@KodaCreatez]

​@@alpinesgenesismagenta is considered it's own Colour

[@howdoipickaname9815]

@@alpinesgenesis eggplant

[@stirrcrazy2704]

ginger root in fortnite got me so bad

[@FScotsman4472]

The person who the medieval herbalist was making medicine for:

[@dootdoodle569]

this is my favorite genre of post

[@voidseeker3260]

I freaking love these the vine on got me good

[@fulana_de_tal]

- very enthusiastic botanist

[@pigeon1923]

My favourite genre of Tumblr posts

[@PlatonicPluto]

I never knew I needed these! I got few giggles out, like "ha ha!" or something like that. Though, I have lost all my laughter now since I laughed to much, so I will need a refund.

[@snichelsticks8653]

first to quality content

[@pageturner2958]

British people when their lords finally agree to good laws after a long time of them not contenting to quality laws (I hope that was correct)

[@No_maidens29]

People in the 1600s watching a execution

[@carriontrooper3437]

Philosophers arguing about the correlation of effort and contentedness

[@matthewtriestogaming4051]

4 minutes is quite fast i think

[@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn]

your parents back when you were 5 and 4 minutes was like an hour to you:

[@daniellins4114]

Said no man ever

[@No_maidens29]

Girl shopping

[@Ryann9]

Me after running a mile

[@fulana_de_tal]

Me explaining to my teacher why i need more time in the restroom

[@maestrofeli4259]

this video is great

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Please I need more, im dying

[@FewVidsJustComments]

- A Minecraft player when his friend gives him food when his hunger bar is low

[@carriontrooper3437]

-Grave of the Fireflies

[@professoryeetus8955]

- starving person after being handed a piece of popcorn

[@jackthehacker05]

- patient being taken off morphine

[@da_purple_lizard]

i am the living proof that purple has losers

[@s0fi4_22]

That one fnaf character (Idk his name)

[@greensteve9307]

These are great! MORE!!

[@amborastalis]

-- ancient rome collecting slaves for the first time after the battle of Veii, 396 BCE

[@fulana_de_tal]

- customer who doesn't understand the concept of free samples

[@carriontrooper3437]

-druids at a menhir unveiling

[@applejustice]

-pandas eating like a fuckton of bamboo

[@echothefreak9396]

❌ sorry blurple looks cold and sad, it has ONE loser to me

[@meowser666]

i used to know you as the undertale dub lady. now you are the tumblr lady.

[@pt3ren]

ooh i loved this one :D i do think when you read replies to tweets you should read the original tweet on the bottom *before* reading the reply

[@FScotsman4472]

The toba super eruption got me dead 😂

[@ImFangzBro]

What about "asphyxiating flesh purple" is that still a banger?

[@aquapenguin9697]

yes

[@daniellins4114]

Human tanner, as in, person who makes clothes from human flesh

[@nixel1324]

@@daniellins4114 As opposed to just some dude called Tanner. Who happens to be human.

[@aquapenguin9697]

@@daniellins4114 great addition, thank you

[@professoryeetus8955]

that's the best kind

[@genghisdingus]

Periwinkle is light blue not even close to purple

[@samueltrusik3251]

Love it.

[@jayIG]

- clown horror movie liker, 2017

[@abdillahahmad7025]

- Frisk in the no mercy route

[@ReeseWidmeier]

Pretty random, but what song should I play next for my KZbin channel? I’m trying to grow through playing song requests from people(I play guitar and bass). Please if anyone has suggestions let me know

[@Doopen]

THE "EASY WEBSITE" I'M GONE AHAHAHAHAH IBLAUGJED WAY TOO MUCH

[@Gabriel_JudgeofHell]

- alcoholic after realizng he drank too much of a drink called "Easy Website" (he is now very drunk)

[@just..the..cyllyz]

0:49 Eridan being a jerk once again to every low blood ever

[@uhoh8489]

0:44 Okay, but may I offer up *blue*

[@s0fi4_22]

-The sky realising almost no other thing in nature has this color

[@Greyhawksci]

Mitch Hedberg missed a golden age of subversive humor

[@notagoat281]

Now I want to get a plate of boiled spaghetti noodles and straighten each noodle just to spite the last post. Not because I have anything against them or what they said, I'm just a little contrarian gremlin.

[@10054]

careful, millie bobby brown will run over that spaghetti

[@Rainlights13]

Burple

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Kanye never made a diss track ever Hes a big drake fan

[@Ari_Fudu]

What's the background music?

[@Oleg-gt3xw]

purple IS the best color

[@applejustice]

-grimac

[@skeletonlover3214]

Funny

[@brandyfox984]

:3

[@ShyamalTheWolf]

:3

[@AsherInHell]

:3

[@SakhotGamer]

:3

[@LuNa_097]

>:3

[@-Teague-]

:3

[@a.w.4708]

The purple one is true only if purple is your favourite colour. I absolutely dislike some purples.

[@freya002YT]

😂😂😂

[@AxolotlQueen]

Chrysippus after watching a donkey eat figs

[@yuridhjeeyn9034]

i also love that purple isn't a real color i mean look at the color-spectrum there is no purple on there starting from infrared all the way to ultraviolet, purple cannot be found that is because purple is a mixture of red and blue, so your brain goes: "it activated the red- and the blue-receptors, so it has to be somewhere in bewteen" "but that is where green is. and it didn't activate any green?!" "i give up,not dealing with this. here have some halucinated color, let's call it purple."

[@nixel1324]

Similar story with pink. And also black/white/gray, if you consider those colors.

[@yuridhjeeyn9034]

@@nixel1324 i don't thin so? isn't pink just bright red? and black, white and grey don't use our color-receptors we have brightness receptors in our eyes and black, grey and white are just how much they are being stimulated (while no collor stimulated the adjacent color-receptors)

[@SupaNova-er6md]

woaw im early

[@Mossprite21]

Time travelers when they accidentally set their Time Machine ten minutes before the time they were supposed to arrive

[@daniellins4114]

Roxas reaching the clocktower in a very fateful day

[@GrouchyGander]

- Me, at no point in my life!

[@technological_Architect]

birds when they get the worm

[@user-pn8kf2sg1l]

I fucking hate purple

[@mihaleben6051]

^^^ a reta- Its okay i can saY it. I am acoustic

[@rgbgaming6950]

- a guitar that used to feel insecure about not being an electric one

[@avis_world]

Wrong. Purple crayon sucks

[@Kizaco]

Black crayon in the crayon song:

[@fulana_de_tal]

Kid who likes eating crayons except for the purple one

[@avis_world]

@@Kizaco I'm so happy I decided to Google the crayon song cause I thought you were just calling me a black crayon unprovoked lmaooo

[@Kizaco]

@@avis_world 😭