Turbo Dismount - Look at Me Mommy!

[@Blueshirt38]

"So I looked at your mother, and I said 'Son, will you marry me?'"

[@UberChipf0rk]

oh wow, so I *didn't* mishear that!

[@halliegal6331]

How Soldier proposed to Zhanna

[@cringe_bread6531]

@Hallie Gal BITCH IM BACK OUT MY COMA FUKCJX

[@aksolopl]

Blueshirt UberChipf0rk Hallie Gal Soldier Boi

[@beefymcwhatnow4463]

Papa jeremy is senile

[@RoyRogerer]

Gotta love how he insists on making jokes, even though they are terrible and makes no sense, tries until he gets it right is hilarious. keep it up!

[@malcolm5304]

His jokes might not make sense but at least they make dollars

[@Crowny132]

The 20 points sketch has to be a highlight of jerma's youtube career

[@Gh0st652]

You have no idea man from 2015

[@RobotPilots]

@@Gh0st652 Jerma was such a trendsetter creating avant-garde humour before it was popular

[@QueenBee-ws3mu]

No u

[@theverynoobygamer]

cant wait to play tony hawks pro skater 5 on my dvd player.

[@jthecross7764]

0:19 that laugh jerma let out was the sound of all the cars skirting and crashing lol

[@kpjammerwolf330]

That quality wheeze also

[@shannonrobbins59]

Hamster screech

[@Th3Jez]

I'm going to record that "You DID it my son" and play it to myself when I need encouragement

[@scupsyy]

yes

[@aka_miso]

The real question is if you still need the recording now that you have datto

[@mlembrant]

6 years later i'm reading this and i chuckled.. You DID it, my son..

[@phrostieee]

jez???

[@Sentinel_of_the_GFI]

Yoo Jez!

[@RobertSmith-cw3hs]

Son, would you like to get married?

[@ksAbis]

+Robert Smith Jerma Oedipus complex cumfirmed?

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

TF2 Soldier

[@lancevancebaby4987]

when the impostor gets married😳

[@Manglet762]

"My boyfriend is so badass. He's in a biker gang." I didn't know Star was in a biker gang.

[@hylind1912]

Let the fanfics begin

[@Andrew-po6ou]

How is that star wars......

[@Manglet762]

No, not "Star wars", it is "Star_ was".

[@Buttgun]

what is a Ster_

[@spark95151]

+Tyler Gwinn who?

[@crackerborealis3101]

jerma laughing at car accidents compilation

[@ilovewallacebuthategromit]

Good thing video games exist so we don't have to do this in real life

[@sunfl0wer_988]

Yeah my man

[@gabopr1365]

that didn't stop JACKASS though

[@Bonk4Me]

I just love it when jerma tries so hard for a joke like 2:55 or the pancake joke that took him about 2 vids

[@awaffle7701]

And I said, son, would you like to get married

[@greglukens2658]

Haha I noticed that too

[@megasupergames]

"Aww, fuck the fuck. That sucked" - Jerma985, 2014

[@actingempty3108]

This is where Jermas obsession with car crashes started.

[@encore_y]

3:26 "Son, would you like to get married?"

[@SuperCompany007]

Just Alabama things

[@SuperCompany007]

A sodiepop?

[@sheela6943]

Well technically gay couples used to go through adoption so they could live together. But the full quote including "So I looked at your mother" insinuates there's something more complicated going on.

[@Howard_T_Duck]

That “look out son!” sounded so real, like genuine concern

[@LorenzoConti1]

i cannot believe this was 9 years ago

[@quipy.]

Why does he make many of his characters children getting killed on highways looking for their mother? PSYCHO

[@AbsentWorker]

i’m going to call you turnip man.

[@WTEvideos]

"Hey kid, you can't skateboard here!" "You can't tell me what to d-" *splat*

[@Eterna2431]

2:38 is where I laughed my head off

[@DragonaxFilms]

Jerma's voices... oh man, too funny xD

[@Elit3Smurf10]

1:10 hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[@Stak0]

1:11 im gonna throw up i cant stop laughing

[@qbed1852]

Mummy! Mummy look at my new skateboard tri- **SLAM**

[@HelenaRedgrave]

3:26, well there's a family of questionable morals.

[@sheela6943]

What if her name was Sunny? Wait, never mind, horrible name anyways, your point stands.

[@jjyeewk]

So that's the story of "me old bones"

[@NintendexF8000]

Jesus take the wheel

[@morganmememachine466]

OMG I remember having this on my iPad1. I totally forgot about it. I definitely have to get this game.

[@JoshuaRAWRR]

Every other youtuber that plays turbo dismount: *SCREAMS* AAAAAAAH WOOOH LITTLE BOY BILLY OH NO! OOOOOOOOH PINK LIGHTNING! Jerma: Actual fucking content.

[@robtheone2689]

How dare you

[@BiolizardthePrototype]

Jerma is one of the very few youtubers to actually make me laugh until it hurts. Hats of to you sir!... actually that's worth 2 Refined, give it back...

[@RamielEdits]

Man.. 7 years ago

[@JaggerIsBurritos]

Now that Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 is out that joke is even more hilarious.

[@patriciabevans4297]

I KNOW!!!

[@stargazer2312]

I love how the screen is like a liveleak video but the music is all funky. I love that game

[@Bowden57]

01:11 I LOST IT OMFG

[@MrPelts00]

How do you not already have 1 million subscribers?! You need wayyy more recognition dude!

[@santoriomaker69]

He may have not reach 1 million subscribers, but he's a popular streamer now :)

[@MartinTheWarrior270]

Did I ever tell you, son...the story of me old bones? That's how I thought it would go

[@Snauss]

There was a.time in a stuntman's life when he did not have such broke bones...

[@eternalnut]

The funniest part about it is when you see them in the road and then they instantly disappear

[@HammMann]

0:51 funnily enough, this would end up to be more playable than the eventual product, and you can't even turn.

[@Solarjolt]

20 points plus 10 for the puff of smoke exit.

[@johnbacon4997]

Jerma laughing at car wrecks compilation number 328

[@ouchmaker93]

Anyone else remember the original Truck Dismount?

[@ouchmaker93]

TheExplodingcheez Yeah, that too. Truck Dismount was much better though.

[@SuperCatfire]

the original was stair dismount you pleb

[@Vantage619]

DId I ever tell you son, the story of my old bones?

[@michaelwileman2068]

oh how i miss these simpler times

[@sheekzx]

I can't wait to play Tony Hawks on my DVD-Player xD

[@colleenshort1159]

0:37 when the turbo dismount is sus!! 😳

[@gabopr1365]

That Wheeze at 0:22

[@ADIoPrucnal]

Oh wow, they released a new game! :) I remember playing Stair Dismount and Track Dismount so many years ago.

[@clutchedbyanangel]

Turbo Dismount: It's Like Toribash With Cars

[@JoNarDLoLz]

And we all know that everything ends up dirty.

[@homeslice808]

this game was made for jerma

[@lomandem]

4:01 Top 10 Pictures taken before death

[@BassAutomotive69420]

"And I said, 'Son, will you marry me?'"

[@Shwaznut]

LOOK AT ME MUMMY IM SO CUTE-(sounds of mass death and destruction)

[@taquito1561]

This is what I love about Jerma and some other KZbinrs, it's like.. he's the exactly the same Jerma i know today than the same Jerma then.

[@itscompletelyunderstood]

0:33 I like how he gave himself the manliest voice he could

[@pug9431]

sonwillumarryme?

[@Killer81030]

4:28 Tony Hawk's Underground 2 In A Nutshell

[@SirJeeble]

I remember playing this on my phone all the time

[@Retrogamepak]

Wow. The new Happy Wheels looks amazing!

[@DiamondRivlz]

Well, it doesnt have all of those gibs and blood, imagine if it had it.... Someone needs to do a mod of that NOW

[@Necroskull388]

So it's just the best bits of Happy Wheels, but in 3D. That oughtta be fun for a bit.

[@diet_water5455]

“She told me not to play in the street but why it’s so much fu-“ *proceeds to get hit by a truck*

[@TheGimpyMerc]

please bring in more stupidity and skits with games like these Jerma! :D

[@sowiesowi8727]

Just got this in my recommended again and hearing the old jerma intro gives me goosebumps now

[@UnfathomablyRR]

The part where the kid was all like: "Mummy said not to pray in da street!" Is when i lost my sides into the universe.

[@Takimeko]

5:00 I like how he slid into the bricks. Cool as fuck.

[@bladelakin492]

Please Jerma, for the love of all that is hilarious. PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS XD

[@theneonllama416]

Oh man, I love this game. Great video jerma.

[@cheeseking2825]

Is this the new final destination

[@JoJoMadara]

My sides! Hahahaha. One of your funniest videos this week, Jerma. Great job

[@Sabesaroo]

It's also his only video this week.

[@JoJoMadara]

Sabesaroo Well now I feel like an idiot...

[@Sabesaroo]

JoJo Madara It's still the funniest though.

[@Shoobster]

Before 301+, I was quick.

[@AlbonitumG]

That what he said

[@AlbonitumG]

Carlito Cerveza lol That would be epic burn, but I`m a girl :D

[@lzhiwei]

Less than 30 seconds into the video, Jerma already goes into a high pitched squeal. Love it.

[@MandrakeHorse]

2:18 - I'm not sure why I was eating a sandwich during this video because I nearly choked on the lettuce at this point

[@chrxcf]

"hey look at me mommy , i'm so cute **gets crushed by a truck**

[@pucktoad]

this is a video of jerma testing out bits that dont work.

[@Bloxtun]

Haven't watched your videos in a while. But after watching this, I think I'll start watching more again haha

[@derpypenguin3127]

4:14 now you see him.. *splat* NOW YA DONT

[@Armidillodude]

I wish the joke at 2:21 actually would've worked lol

[@MesozoicLeagueGuyAllosaurus]

No way they made a game inspired by Richard Hammond

[@StreetLightPony]

Glory to Arstotzka.

[@surroundgatari]

Why? What was the point of that comment!? I've seen you posting the same stupid Papers Please reference everywhere! AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY!!! AND WHY DOES IT HAVE 6 LIKES!!?? *Phew* I'm sorry, i probably need a milkshake...

[@EnragedBarrothGaming]

Almighty Toffeebomb I just had a bowl of vanilla ice cream with a brownie on top :3

[@surroundgatari]

EnragedBarrothGaming With a root beer float to drink?

[@Bagelvuture]

Where did you get that profile pic? Shpee

[@EnragedBarrothGaming]

Almighty Toffeebomb No, nothing to drink.

[@Jophime]

I love that Jerma includes the times he's recording a bit and messes it up.

[@darfosproducion]

0:39 hi jerma985 here and..... WELCOME TO JAKASSS

[@BonziBUDDY]

Top 5 things jerma always laughs at, in order of highest (1) to lowest (5) magnitude: 1. Insane ragdoll physics 2. NPCs doing or saying something retarded 3. Star doing retarded things 4. Dying stupid deaths 5. His own jokes

[@diddlybob7012]

you forgot car crashes

[@Squerl2005]

I remember playing all those games when I was little.

[@58rocKsErt1]

3:23 You proposed to your son?

[@rdk750]

"Son, would you like to get married?" ~ Jerma985

[@tofufu1938]

You could make a great announcer Jerma! Seriously!

[@Rulystar]

ImNotAHorse You'll never kill me!!! I'M A BYEAH!!!! #45454567 to be exact

[@Rulystar]

ImNotAHorse You may not know it, but I BYEAH #45454567 happen to be a super BYEAH!!!!! In fact I can even go Super Saiyan, trust me you do NOT want to see a super BYEAH in Super Saiyen form.

[@cocacole2492]

I fucking love his impersonations. xD

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

Oh Lord, my sides... You need to do more of dis!

[@Rulystar]

Best ummmm driving into a highway simulator 2014?

[@TheKiloMight]

this is the funniest fucking jerma video i have ever seen

[@GuysWithGames1]

More of this PLEASE

[@TransistorBased]

Only a total psychopath would laugh at a child taking a swan dive onto a busy highway and getting absolutely creamed by a bigass truck

[@SSDragon19]

i want dis game lol. also that was perfect where you were going off the road from above and you were going for the 20 points. fucking awesome!

[@DeadATron14XD]

Feels surreal now that the trailer for the sequel just dropped

[@Overcrox]

I really hope he plays it

[@VelocityLP]

"Son, would you like to get married?" o_o

[@mattnowak2229]

Jerma's laugh could cure cancer! The intro is the best thing on KZbin

[@weirdpixels7841]

3:46 Flappy bird attacks!

[@Machva]

I was dying at the radio traffic impersonations. It sounded just like the ones in Mass.

[@Darthfaceplant]

"She looked so pretty in her red dress and I said 'Son, would you like to get married?'" There are several parts of the video that made me crack up, but that part... made my day. XD

[@MuffinWrangler]

"And then I said, "son" would you like to get married?" I died laughing!

[@solharv7817]

Guys, don’t forget to head over to 2ndJerma for regular funny videos from this funny man

[@cjs372]

0:48 accurate to all the new skating games