Dorothy's Most Savage Moments - Golden Girls

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Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia are four young-at-heart housemates living together in Miami. Bright, promiscuous, clueless and hilarious, these lovely, mismatched ladies form the perfect circle of friends. Starring Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White, and Estelle Getty.
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[@Jiorgiapeach]

I love how they were all so savage on this show. Dorothy was savage in a calculated way. Blanche was savage on impulse. Rose was accidentally and unknowingly savage. And Sophia just had no filter at all.

[@karishmaahmed7627]

Perfectly described!

[@HisTrophyWyfe]

Boom! These Ladies are true gems.

[@ronniejack3868]

Bang on

[@sarahfarr272]

Excellent analysis!

[@dawnlee866]

All true😂😂😂🤩

[@tjwarden6253]

“How far back ya wanna go Blanche, ya still wanna be able to vote?” Dude I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samirarahdri6250]

I know! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheBeautifulOne_Char]

😂😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴😩

[@sheilawiseman6167]

Lance was absolutely right things were a lot better back then. And who gives a crap if women could vote or not

[@Infindox]

​@@sheilawiseman6167you must be a white straight man, or a woman who hates herself

[@lantancake]

​@@sheilawiseman6167 half of the human population and people with basic empathy skills.

[@gabrielleclennon6589]

"In what Blanche, dog years?" The most iconic line of all this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elenalatici9568]

The University of Jupiter was it for me.

[@gabrielleclennon6589]

@@elenalatici9568 Same

[@ladyfire44]

Blanche: Dorothy, your husband is here. Dorothy: I don't have a husband, call the police. Stan: Your ex-husband! Dorothy: Then I'll call the police! Blanche: Can you imagine your son going into his 60s always going to you for help with no life and a job. (Doorbell rings and Dorothy gets up to open the door.) Dorothy: No, I can't. (She opens it to find Stan in front of her) Dorothy: Yes, I can!

[@SheniceSays214]

The second most iconic behind the line that goes I better not say anything until I’ve had my coffee

[@gabrielleclennon6589]

@@ladyfire44 That was too funny.

[@Edzward]

"I lost it, Dorothy." "You never had it, Stanley." Still gets me every time! 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@roseclaire5850]

To me , this is the best

[@raychelleblack8366]

Just reading this made me lol😂

[@jazzinikki01]

😂😂

[@susnasongbird1277]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cards-vs7hv]

LOL one of the best lines of the series

[@robmiller7347]

My favorite line is "I better not say anything until I've had my coffee." "A slut and a moron" "I'm sorry girls it must be decaf."

[@naomiwalker1387]

Hahahaha! Love it!

[@chaoticmira2296]

I've seen the clip for this but it cut off the "decaf" part. With it, the scene's not as funny: w/o it it makes it looks like "slut" and "moron" was the nicer thing Dorothy could have said if she had continued before her coffee. ...just my thought, carry on

[@astinmartin413]

😆😆🤣🤣yesss!...took me out👐🏾⚰

[@twicepinkarmy5650]

I love this clip she so savage

[@WabbitHunter68]

Mine is "The slut is dead, long live the slut",

[@MamaSoldier]

"Condoms, condoms, condoms Rose!" Her level of frustration as she yells it cracks me up every single time 🤣 💀 😂 😭 😅

[@AthenaKama]

One of my favorite scenes too. I can still laugh out loud for 5 minutes watching that one!

[@yacobeinauan9533]

“Calm down lady, you just got out of prison?”

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

I love it when Dorothy reaches her limit with her frustration with Rose, she loses it and really insults her 🤣🤣

[@briabella23]

This was by far one of my favorite lines from her!!!!!

[@amymacon3738]

N the cashier asks if she just got out of prison. Lol😊

[@charlesajones77]

I'm a 48 year old male, and Golden Girls is unironically my favorite sit-com ever. They really managed to get the perfect cast.

[@steampunker7]

47 here. And yeah. Grew up watching it and it always reminded me of aunts. Sass and razor sharp wit know no generational boundary.

[@jessicamccrady5210]

I’ve been watching them since high school and even then I related to almost every situation they issued. Dorothy was my favorite but all deserve respect.

[@ThatRedhedd]

Three's Company is a close runner-up for me!

[@roshelltannen9698]

A real man appreciates these ladies.

[@marinazagrai1623]

@@ThatRedhedd Doesn’t even come close to these ladies…I was in my 20s and college when I watched a rare episode and it just cracked me up (I have an aunt who is just like Dorothy…know it all and superior to the other 2). Three’s Co. is not about the lives of 50- 60yr olds and of course the senile (?) Ma’.

[@jaytotheell]

you can always tell when Dorothy is going to unleash a zinger. she gets quiet, stares and then out it comes! and it's always funny! she was the master!!

[@miss.g-shun-w]

I wish she were here to see how popular they still are and the impact that they still have on audiences. 💛

[@marilynwillett804]

yeah because the insult was always aimed at others.

[@desertrose1226]

@UC_EXORbP6Wqa2BsiBLzLuPQ her eyes are scary sometimes!

[@DisgruntledMarineTheGrunt]

Well she was a Marine 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mitzithompson6585]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@toracabey93]

I don't care how long ago this show was and how many times I watch it, it is still one of the funniest shows ever.

[@krisk3363]

I agree, I watch it everyday

[@doomergirl3981]

agree i watch it since 1997 when i was a young girl and now im 35 and still watch it

[@aditi3333]

My mom was watching this in her last days of cancer. You could even hear a slight chuckle or laugh even after she stopped communicating. ❤ So it holds a special place for me in my heart.

[@carmagurl317]

@@aditi3333 💜

[@namakula]

Amen! Loved this show from when I was a kid. Great chemistry, fantastic comedic timing--my fave, Bea Arthur. What a great dame!

[@hutch1197]

Bea Arthur was a comic force with just her facial expressions.

[@beautifulinsideandout9822]

Yesssssssssssssssssss

[@leighannkst93]

The dead stare

[@hollyharrison1377]

There’s a meme of her that I shared of her that says, “you ever make a facial expression and think, ‘whoa I didn’t mean to make that face out loud’?” 😂

[@defbug]

Love the DEADPAN looks she serves, they were the best!!!!

[@toniabowman4799]

Yesssss!! Love her!💞

[@hansenfiet2539]

Rose: “I just had a thought.” Everyone else: “Congratulations!” “Way to go!” 🤣

[@ThatRedhedd]

That was the funniest one for me! 🤣

[@seasonsstarsstudios]

This sounds like something my sob would say. 😂😂😂😂

[@macaroll]

This reminds me of the "No thoughts, head empty" meme! They're so chaotic! 😂

[@maxh2883]

Lord I love Dorothy being unfiltered.

[@KingdomofEvania100]

I think she inherited from Sophia!

[@thebeatnumber]

I thought shows like The Golden Girls were haram for worshippers of the pedophile prophet.

[@amyallen4910]

Who doesn't love Dorothy or Sophia p? Love her.

[@tammi67able]

I know her and Sophie Lord bless their souls, Their sarcasm is hilarious !! the only one still hanging in is Betty

[@tammi67able]

@@amyallen4910 i do!

[@danielblair9535]

"Go hug a landmine." Will always be my favorite Dorothy insult. Delivered flawlessly, said perfectly, funny as hell.

[@michelleknupp2469]

lol I once used the insult she gave Stan stating that he was 1 chromosome away from being a potato. I was dealing with a customer who tried dragging a mobile jumper cable from the front when the wheels were in the back.

[@iononcantomascrivo]

I grew up watching this show and I think that's where I got my sarcasm from. Here's an original line from me: “you could get shot with an arrow and miss the point.”

[@bogotaangela6908]

PertinentToday. #Asalways. some 👍 individual Who will remain anonymous gave Andrew Gold’s theme song 🎧 ? Aroundfifty years ago . As a Wedding 💒 🎁? twisted sense of humor? #Irish Johnny 👼

[@bogotaangela6908]

Given the Fact. The wedding was a sham.

[@annablyth3897]

Mine too

[@mariejohnson1356]

Dorothy was portrayed as not-so-good looking but I always thought she had classic beauty.❤️

[@CodyCole80]

I never thought she was ugly either. Definitely prettier than they tried to make her out as.

[@har3036]

She was witty, and that'll last you a lifetime.

[@maggiegarber246]

She was statuesque.

[@jarrodwoods7605]

So did I especially with the longer hair.

[@celiamitchell4969]

Dorothy was gorgeous!

[@Magic3Star]

“Blanche, the parking lot doesn’t count…” ~ Dorothy Zbornak 😂🤣

[@cynthiakozikowski1765]

I love that she was in the military, she was in the Marine Corps during WWII. This explains her death stare. Lol. She really was something else. God rest her soul

[@barrycamillo3585]

Hello there , Happy Sunday

[@derekworrell1452]

Hello Cynthia 👋, how are you doing?

[@ashleydowney1222]

I wish that she would have actually gotten to serve in combat. I would be afraid of her a bit.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Probably a nurse

[@ashleydowney1222]

@@MASTEROFEVIL She wasn't a nurse.

[@sidzy79]

This show has really stood the test of time... 2022 here and it's still one of the funniest shows ever!!!

[@ncmomtofive]

Yes! So timeless! Such a well written and well acted show!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Factos!

[@TrueEnergizerBunnies]

Not to mention is spans generations. Young women, middle aged women, old women, even men. We can all enjoy it even if we can't relate to the characters

[@marilynlotz7845]

I agree!

[@mireille1594]

Didn't mean to do a thumbs down.

[@hamadhumaid1984]

All the cast of Golden Girls are reunited in heaven: Estelle Getty ((1923-2008)) Beatrice Arthur ((1922-2009)) Rue McClanahan ((1934-2010)) Betty White ((1922-2021))

[@ErinJeanette]

Interesting how they went one year after another until Betty.

[@amandanixon7276]

@@ErinJeanette that’s what I was telling my mom the other day when I was looking at it

[@MrsBzable]

Betty White just died this year…2022

[@gertrudemilhouse5626]

@@MrsBzable no. 12/31/2021

[@yaganomabaatuolkuu3702]

@@MrsBzable Betty died on 31st December 2021.

[@jkidd1982]

Dorothy is the Queen of comebacks. The sarcasm, the timing 👌🏾

[@jaysonjackson3455]

Princess. The Queen is Sophia.

[@rangerwill]

​@@jaysonjackson3455You know it...

[@Consrignrant]

Actually, it's the writers.

[@mariahewes4723]

This show has touched generations. My mother loved it. I loved it. My daughter loved it. Timeless comedy.

[@frederickfidelity6753]

And I loved it same as my daughter and son! How are you Maria?

[@jkidd1982]

Same here!

[@SFBenjaminK]

I remember I used to watch this show with my mom off and on, when I was a teenager in the '80s , I couldn't get it that much I was a young buck.. now I am in my mid '50s, l watching the re-runs, and actually now these close to their age when they started the show understand them more and laughing more... Good old days. Rip girls

[@mahhubbard]

It’s heartbreaking they’re all gone.

[@suzannerust8658]

I have some of my best memories of watching this show with my grandmother when I was younger. Miss all 4 of these ladies and my gran too x

[@renebrown7394]

I love how Dorothy gets that far away look in her eyes right before she verbally slays someone…lol

[@briabella23]

Verbally slays lol I love it! Why is that so true though😂

[@marianenunes9872]

Like she thinking...."should i hold back?....Nahh"..😂😂😂

[@AtlasBlizzard]

"I'm about to end this person's whole life."

[@jpp7783]

She mastered facial expressions. That’s why, while the others moved around, she ALWAYS had the centre seat at the kitchen table. It was so we could see her facial expressions play out.

[@Freewarrior2]

Whoever wrote for this show was a comic genius. They always had something funny for Bea Arthur to say. Every single time.

[@shawnmassiah4497]

Literally

[@Thomas828]

It was mainly Susan Harris.

[@Freewarrior2]

@@Thomas828 thanks. I probably could've watched the opening credits where they show who the writers are too. My inner voice is saying, "duh."

[@MKitchen75]

yes this was so hilarious show, wish we had more these kind of shows nowadays

[@georgebrown2175]

Many people don’t realize the writers of these shows are the real geniuses. Actors take credit for their whole careers from something they didn’t create. William Shatner for instance. I actually felt a little bad when he announced that he never has been to outer space 🪐.

[@BurgerSliderMan]

Without missing a beat, saying "it must be decaf" is one of the funniest deliveries i swear.

[@patriciababb]

Watercolor painting

[@rodentcafeteria]

I remember when Dorothy was yelling at Rose about "condoms" in the drugstore, the clerk behind the counter said, "Take it easy lady! Did you just get out of prison?"

[@calliope7575]

“Condoms, Rose, condoms condoms condoms!!!!!”

[@beautifulinsideandout9822]

Yessssssss😂😂😂😂

[@seriejohnson698]

@@calliope7575 Dying because in my head I can clearly hear Dorothy’s voice saying that.

[@amymays8727]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonyalynne3380]

Yup 😆

[@bellminsterboy]

Rose: "It's true, Charlie was the only lover I ever had. My first time was on our wedding night" Blanche: "Get out of here!" Dorothy: "Oh back off Blanche! Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port!"

[@christinamarcet1780]

Man, the jokes that went over my head as a child!

[@williethomas5116]

Dorothy Blanche have you seen the latest ads, join the Navy, see the world sleep with Blanche Devereaux. Join the army be all you can be sleep with Blanche Devereaux. The Marines are looking for a few good men who have not slept with Blanche Devereaux!!!

[@rayseyeoman7540]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DavidNicholson101]

☠️☠️☠️

[@WomanOfGod79]

🤣

[@Paofreeofmind]

"I lost it, Dorothy... You never had it, Stanley" My God😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@nikkie2612]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@piggy310]

One of the best written and delivered lines in the show😂

[@Linaxtic]

1:58 "Sure, Blanche, and Goldilocks and the Three Bears is why you prefer not to sleep alone." Blanche's grin when she says that.

[@denisedillinger1354]

Dorothy was a savage and we loved every minute of her

[@denisedillinger1354]

@UChG9e4MvocyD3STvArT0RsQ great and you

[@deannaroberson8012]

Dorothy was hilarious

[@DrineThePoet]

@@deannaroberson8012 I agree, I can never grow old of this show

[@razorblade136]

The writers were fantastic!!

[@zoooejenkins]

Dorothy was always my favorite. She was the most dignified, well-spoken, and intelligent of them all. And she had a beautiful smile

[@pn6528]

And her fashion style was very chic and bossy. ❤

[@emiliazola3708]

@@pn6528 omg, so true! The ultimate 80’s style and shoulder pads!

[@artishill5395]

Norman freeman

[@leociresi4292]

I remember Bea Arthur in Maude.

[@ciaranmac646]

@Sad Sahara Smile??? The woman hardly ever smiled through all Seasons.

[@SouthernSass94]

Dorothy: "She is the EASIEST woman in this room" Blanche: "Dorothy Zbornak, you take that back!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccamichael626]

"The slut is dead, long live the slut."

[@Meow47-o6l]

“The slut is dead, long lives the slut”

[@Essence0]

One of my favorite episodes!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@adriananderson76]

@@Essence0 I agree with you on that.

[@jefelix2010]

The slut is dead, long live THE slut!

[@abbyjohnson7863]

“Step on a crack, break your mother’s back, it doesn’t work.. I know… I tried.” 🤣 I love facial expressions when she’s sarcastic or when Sophia says something

[@terrence2309]

horse eyes were cross lol

[@indigoGoddess7]

@@terrence2309🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

I loved the timing here. The long pause and meaningful look before she said: "..................................................................I tried."

[@kevinmencer3782]

And Sophia's expression was like, "Okaaaaay"

[@8213apice]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catcauldron217]

“Not even if you were hanging upside down on a trapeze! 😂😂😂

[@VenusEvan_1885]

What's a trapeze

[@karencoelho1663]

HOWL😂😂😂😂

[@ComradeDrake]

​@levent.a.7280 the swinging apparatus and act at a circus

[@copemst]

Bea Arthur’s timing is always impeccable.

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

And I love the sarcasm in her voice when she delivers her savage insults 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRoguishOne]

Yes it is!😆

[@UniverseWillProvide]

you know sitcoms are written you ignoramus

[@TheRoguishOne]

@@UniverseWillProvide I could have told you that years ago

[@Mxyzptlksac]

She was so good- they created Maude after seeing her rehearse for a one shot appearance on All in the Family

[@tombritain515]

The golden girls never gets old.

[@bringthepayne7561]

Absolutely Never!!!!

[@suedeashton7313]

I have golden girls socks

[@tripimus]

The irony of this statement makes me giggle 😄

[@treece1493]

@@suedeashton7313 Really? Where did you get them?

[@darkpone3731]

It never gets old, because it IS old... like a fine wine...

[@h.a.6060]

I always wish that we had Bea Arthur's voice in something like Google Assistant or audiobooks. I really love her voice and pronunciation.

[@meganhicks1118]

And her singing is amazing. Very unique voice I loved it.

[@tunesquicklee]

this right here. it's the new york no-nonsense jewish accent that really makes the delivery of anything interesting

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Bea Arthur as the GPS voice would be effervescent. "Left.......I said a LEFT, you moron!"

[@brookeggleston9314]

Now that all of you have brought it up, I'm sure someone will "make it so!" Obviously, the male alternative will be Patrick Stewart, for totally different reasons!!

[@yudiuup5272]

@C.o.R (Lex) GIRL I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣

[@nevergrowup1660]

12:48 Dorothy was the queen of comebacks. So good that she even took jabs at HERSELF just for the sarcasm

[@tbascoebuzz4782]

Stan crying: “I lost it Dorothy”… Dorothy with a droll expression: “You never HAD it, Stan”.

[@Jelly-hq7ug]

Lmao I choked!

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

Wow that was ruthlessly savage!! 🤣🤣

[@Mxyzptlksac]

I have recycled that line on my ex before

[@ladyfire44]

Stan: Dorothy, we've got a stack of papers to go over before the surgery. Dorothy: Surgery?! Sophia: Finally going through with that hair transplant. Stan: Sophia, not everyone know this isn't real. (pointing to his toupee) Dorothy: Oh please! Stevie Wonder could tell that's a rug! Blanche: Dorothy, your husband is here. Dorothy: I don't have a husband. Call the police. Stan: Your ex-husband, Stan. Dorothy: I'll call the police! Dorothy: That didn't sound right on our honeymoon and it doesn't sound right, now! Dorothy: Rose, you work in Grief Counseling. What do you expect, comedians?! Dorothy: I used to think Stan would take care of me. I mean, we didn't have much saved, but he was a darn good novelty salesman. Sounds naïve to think I've placed my hopes on the future to a bald pinhead, with the morals of a maggot who made a living selling plastic dog doo. But at least, I'm not bitter.

[@douglasemerald306]

Hello how are you?

[@sakuraxcherri]

My favorite line” Dorthy guess whose here?” “My date” “No,your husband” “I don’t have a husband call the police” “Your ex husband” “ I’ll call the police” 😂 straight gold Edit: this was my personal favorite line 😂

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

My favourite line she says to Stan is when his brother visits she hugs him and Stan says "what about me babe" and she snaps back "Go hug a landmine" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ladyfire44]

Stan: Dorothy, we've got a stack of papers to go over before the surgery. Dorothy: Surgery?! Sophia: Finally going ahead with that hair transplant. Stan: Sophia, not everyone know this isn't real. (pointing to his toupee) Dorothy: Oh please! Stevie Wonder could tell that's a rug! Stan: Dorothy, try to control yourself, it's been a while and I need some rest. (Gets kicked off the bed by Dorothy) Stan: What the hell is that for?! Dorothy: You're not getting in this bed, Stanley!!!!! Stan: Then, where am I supposed to sleep?! Dorothy: On the floor like any dog!!!! Stan: Oh, Fine. Fine! Stan Zbornak doesn't need to beg a woman to get into bed. Women come to Me! Dorothy: Yeah, right after they get the approval numbers on your MasterCard! Stan: Good Night! Dorothy: Oh, Shut Up! Dorothy: That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon and it doesn't sound right, now.

[@vegetalover9297]

Yup

[@redsummergarden2600]

3:50 Rose is absolutely right, you can have a boyfriend without going all the way. I had three and stayed a virgin until I married. Why don't people believe that?

[@yacobeinauan9533]

Mine was when Stan said “From now on the floor is my home.” And Dorothy just straight up said “Enjoy”😂😭

[@angelsinger4574]

Ok, I am gonna say it: the dress looked better on Dorothy. It actually makes Blanche looker shorter and heavier, and the color makes her look washed out. Blanche looked better in more tailored dresses and prints. Dorothy’s height and coloring were made for more flowing fabrics and pastels.

[@annbolyn4910]

In this case, Angel, I agree. I always thought so. You described the reasons why very well.

[@bkynbiker19]

First thing I thought when they came out, no, that's totally a Dorothy dress.

[@derekworrell1452]

Hello Angel 👋, how are you doing?

[@angelsinger4574]

@@derekworrell1452 I’m fine, and you?

[@frankboff1260]

Yes I agree. Dorothy looked really elegant and stylish in that dress.

[@sph1226]

I always loved Dorothy's deadpan looks. And Sofia just felt like she knew she was old enough to have earned the right say anything and get away with it! They all def had their distinct personalities and were all lovable.

[@ptitgavroche]

The glacial stare. The built up tension from those 1sec-too-long-pauses. The deadpan delivery of those deliciously witty come backs that could cut glass. Dorothy Zbornak was one of a kind.

[@buttersstan97]

"i was a little chunky, that's all" "blanche, the horse's eyes are crossed" 😭

[@lewisedgar9013]

Rue, Bea, Betty and Estelle made me look forward to the weekends with my grandparents. My mum and dad had an unbelievably violent relationship, but Friday nights I escaped the chaos to sleep at my grandparents where I'd watch the Golden Girls every weekend. Whenever I see re-runs it always takes me to a happy place, and for that I'll always be grateful to these 4 amazing ladies and the best grandparents I could every have wished for.

[@Angrycat-pg5iv]

your grandparents should adopt you while your parents get counselling

[@phoenixorion5427]

Great memories of great grandparents, and the golden girls.

[@HopeRush]

THIS!!! I have the exact same childhood attachment to this show, every time I watch it now I feel like my grandma is with me :))

[@seasonsstarsstudios]

I’m so sorry your parents were awful, but at least you had some amazing grandparents.

[@dragonfly6955]

❤

[@twilightblue8566]

Dorothy was my favorite. Bea Arthur had perfect comic timing (not even if you were hanging upside down on a trapeze :D). Her facial expressions said it all. Rest in Peace to all of these lovely Golden Girls.

[@monicachevalier2744]

They were all perfect but Dorothy's facial expressions and smart aleck comebacks were the best.

[@samalvey8168]

"They were probably looking for drugs." "We have Maalox and estrogen. How many junkies have gas and hot flashes?" The only thing funnier than Dorothy's cutting remarks are her absolute deadpan stares. Bea Arthur doesn't even need to say anything to get laughs.

[@apokryltaros]

Her stares were as fabulous as Jack Benny's

[@RedEyed2012]

She and Monty Python's John Cleese were the best. No wonder she starred in one of the remakes of Fawlty Towers.

[@anaisbarrosodgh5790]

Zqwe

[@RDSArcade]

Best advice is not to say anything stupid in Dorothy's presence.

[@jbird2575]

A hundred per cent!

[@donaldwatson8883]

There will NEVER be another show like this.. These ladies were the perfect combination to bring this director's vision to life..

[@janetprice85]

Genius casting

[@TheRoguishOne]

Oh yes! They don't make 'em like they used to! Nothing else will ever come close. Perfection can never be improved upon.😁

[@arezen210able]

My favorite zinger from Dorothy is when Blanche walks in upset and say's "I've never been so embarrassed in my life." Then Dorothy responded with, "What about that time you lost the keys to your handcuffs and you had to go with that guy on his mail route." 🤣😂 That one does it every time for me..

[@trudylonetto1965]

I don't remember that episode

[@Heavenzvoice]

Yeah that was funny….. because you can imagine it! Lol

[@sb4092]

@@trudylonetto1965 is called “Miles to Go” S6 Ep15

[@JoshyJosh]

Omg hahahahah

[@Mxyzptlksac]

I have used that line of sorts on my best friend

[@Tobazhniazhi]

I love her character. She's intelligent, brilliantly sardonic, lovingly witty and a strong moral force for her sisters. I think it's sheer genius of the writers to create idiosyncratic characters that have their individual charm and yet do not obscure one another.

[@Farrah300]

When it comes to being savage, or even going straight out gangster, Dorothy is the QUEEN!!!

[@barrycamillo3585]

Hello there!! Happy Sunday

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

Her "Go hug a landmine!" To Stan is my favourite that was fucking savage 🤣🤣

[@chriscecil3555]

This is why Dorothy is my favorite lol. Wish I was as witty as her.

[@willyboy6126]

Love her too...I try to channel Dorothy, but she (Bea), was *THE* Queen of witty, biting sarcasm! :D

[@christianparrish6647]

@@willyboy6126 try telling that to Mama Thelma Harper.

[@Hithere-ek4qt]

@@christianparrish6647 Mama is not even close-

[@christianparrish6647]

@@Hithere-ek4qt but she was first before golden girls, I think.

[@jaytotheell]

must be born this way. or have great writers and comic timing!

[@sophiabradshaw4039]

The writers of this show had incredible talent!

[@thomsonsmith95]

Hello Sophia How are you doing today?

[@thenewavenger6650]

Seriously had some talent. Sitcoms can be stale as hell sometimes. I wasn’t even born yet when this show aired, and never have been a fan of older television comedies I always thought they were too outdated and unfunny but this series…..❤ the dialogue and delivery by these four. It’s iconic. Bea was always my favorite

[@3312ACE]

Incredible writing & amazing delivery on screen

[@chrisjackson1889]

5:41 “I’ve had the most experienced performing here” “Blanche, the parking lot doesn’t count”

[@ThatRedhedd]

LMAO 🤣

[@Juerkahn]

Haha savage af

[@bvmbshelled]

Blanche: "Well, why don't I do that since I have the most experience performing here." Dorothy: "Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count, I'll do it" 😂

[@iknowexactlywhoyouare8701]

such an underrated comment

[@jasminetaylor9678]

😂😂😂

[@NanaOseiTutu]

Best comeback ever! 😂🤣

[@Juerkahn]

By far my favourite. Savage!

[@beverlyledbetter4906]

Some of these one liners were classic... and funny!

[@psor9983]

Dorothy: "No problem, sweetheart. " Stan: "Hurry back, dumpling. " Dorothy: "My feet have wings, barf bag."

[@jadelauren3327]

I love how her stare gives her the energy that she’s about to set you on fire with just her eyes

[@AtlasBlizzard]

And then she does, but with words.

[@anonymous-wy4iu]

"I tried ..it didin't work" , these ladies where comedy geniuses. 😂😂😂

[@YAUUN]

"Their daughter was a bull-duck who ran a small tattoo parlor in Carmel" has to be one of the best lines in Golden Girls.

[@heddalee]

That line was Dorothy's admission that she actually likes Rose's stories.

[@ayaretgonzalez27078]

@@heddaleeshe actually pays attention even though she makes fun of rose

[@Genolocs]

One of my favorite moments

[@windwoman3549]

I always loved Bea Arthur. She may not have written the lines, but her comic timing was PERFECT!

[@mellowyellow415]

"the horse's eyes are crossed" sent me into the stratosphere 🤣🤣

[@virginiaschaefer9693]

The Golden Girls aired in 1985 through 1992. It's been 38 years since the first show. One of the best comedies of all time. Dorothy is my favorite character. Her zingers are hilarious ! She actually became prettier as the years went by, I think she's the prettiest of them. So funny when she would say something nice to Stan, and then slam the door in his face !

[@catcauldron217]

38 years?!!!!! Seems like yesterday 😘👏😘👏😘👏😘

[@thenewavenger6650]

She was always my favorite her delivery on these lines were what made this show so iconic. It’s a shame that her Betty didn’t get along as much. I always felt they had the best presence on the show

[@rosskerr1439]

Rest in Peace, Bea Arthur. And thank you for being a friend.

[@stephenevans5220]

Her expression and tone at 9:26 kills me each and every time and the little sigh before she says "at least I'm not bitter" Bea Arthur's timing and delivery was always so spot on

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

And one can relate so well to her... (In my case, it only was 2 years...)

[@SpencerDietrich-e5h]

What’s the name of the episode?

[@x-mensangel3567]

“How did she die?” “You know we’re not sure. One night, she left in her wheelchair and never came back. The next day, the neighborhood kids had a go-cart, with two really big back wheels.” Gets me every time lol

[@jordanmonroe1204]

Rose's face tho had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@a-lydschannel7221]

Completely went over my head. What’s the implication here? The neighborhood kids took her out?

[@tonyameredith7081]

I almost spit out my pepsi when Dorothy told that story!

[@Ashley-Lopez]

@@a-lydschannel7221 me neither tbh

[@phillyphan1225]

You can’t be serious that you don’t get that?!?

[@ash34005]

The way Dorothy gives her look and burns them with her savagery is unmatched. Blanche just laughs and keeps going about her business 😂 Dorothy, queen of savage

[@MizBoriMoon]

Dorothy’s facial expressions are enough to kill me 🤣 but her comebacks are awesome 👏🏼 😆

[@carletta874]

Truly talented. I love how they all made fun of her looks and never having a lot of dates, but she was the one to get married in the end. She got the last laugh. Perfect ending imo.

[@sheashea4622]

She was the queen of facial expressions😊😊

[@ariekamstra2329]

Rose: "I have a thought." Everyone: "CONGRATULATIONS!!" 🥳

[@harperstacey9604]

Rose was considered the dumb one of the group. From Ms. Harper Stacey.

[@cjturner370]

Lmao 🤣😂🤣😊

[@sarahjones3338]

I cared for my mother for 10 years and we watched this every day and laughed so much together. Golden Girls never gets old.

[@JayTsay]

Is your mom still with us?

[@imalittleeggroll]

What an ICON she was (they ALL were). I still binge Golden Girls and it never (and will never) get old!

[@dri.m.5031]

I've seen all these episodes a million times and I'm STILL in tears from laughing! 😂😂😂 Bea Arthur was legendary!

[@derekworrell1452]

Hello👋, how are you doing?

[@Lovefamilyabundance]

me too. they never get old

[@monicamason3414]

All the characters had funny dialogue and they pulled it off perfectly.

[@anthonythompson403]

When I was young I never got why my parents laughed so much. The jokes went over my head. Glad as an adult I revisited it. Dorothy is actually my favorite. 😂😂 “my rear tire has less pressure”

[@101_Juice]

I’m a 32 year black male American 🇺🇸. Born in 1991. Me and my brothers (who were ball players and hip hop) urban kids loved this show! It would come on late on Nick @Night. We would watch everything else and stay up for that. My parents would be like they like that too?! 🎉😂 🤍

[@linodior2649]

RIP to miss betty white. all of the girls are finally together again

[@mht5875]

The writers of this show were pure GENIUS! Love "the Golden Girls".

[@michaelcaplan7012]

Yes they were

[@phulanadethal]

The writers were genius, and the actresses brilliantly delivered

[@artemisapollo2132]

11:11 - I always thought the dress looked WAY better on Dorothy. Her height really made it work And her outfit at 13:03 was flawless.

[@cioccolateriaveneziana]

Yes! That was her best look. Also the hair. Much more natural and charming than the perm she had in the first scene here. I also agree about 11:11. To tall Dorothy, the dress with the horizontal folds was flattering, to curvy Blanche, not so much.

[@angelanatasha4418]

Right! I always thought she filled out the dress better lol

[@adamjustadam]

Don’t panic! Pick up a third for Rose and you can all go as The Pointer Sisters 🤣💀

[@TomTom53421]

Yes!!

[@paigemartin7960]

I loved all of Dorothy's outfits. She had the drip

[@Embermoon91]

"My rear tires have less pressure in them." 😂😂

[@karencoelho1663]

That was 😂😂😂

[@Miamian22]

Ha ha ha

[@carolynm8421]

Dorothy is my hero. She always had the intelligent, savage response. You knew they were family because you can only say such things to family and, yet, still love each other, fight for each other and always be there for one another. Miss them all. Thank you for being a friend.

[@thomsonsmith95]

Hello Carolyn How are you doing today?

[@amiyarose9140]

3:13 "Not even if you were hanging upside-down on a trapeze!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisjackson1889]

The face of a woman who has just had enough

[@WillWatchAnything29]

The savagery is real with this one. 😆

[@tammi67able]

Lol

[@shutthefrontdoor733]

I was born in the 70s, so this show is a staple in my childhood . So many nights I would fall asleep watching my girls. I loved this show and still do 💜

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

I love when Blanche just laughs off Dorothy and Sophia's burns sometimes. She has such a good sense of humor and confidence.

[@ladonte1980]

This cast + the writing = PERFECTION!!!

[@harperstacey9604]

It's sad that three of the golden girls have passed away. From Ms. Harper Stacey.

[@katchmeifyoucan1131]

I loved Bea Arthur in both "Maude" and "Golden Girls". She was a comedic genius!

[@robertlefave1273]

One of my favorite Bea lines was when she appeared on “All in the family” as Maude. Maude says to Archie, “You can either come to the table and eat, or you can lie there and feed off your own fat”😄

[@kakadoodoo3000]

I first saw her as Maude. 😊 I was so delighted to see she was in this show. ♥️

[@shannontarrant1826]

@@robertlefave1273 loved that line

[@shannontarrant1826]

In all in the family

[@amberlawson7867]

"your husband is here " I dont have a husband call the police" "your ex husband" " ILL call the police" always has me laughing

[@ArabicLover101]

Agreed

[@hallsjuju2400]

Hard to believe they are all gone now. But I still love watching these Golden girls.

[@gracemagisana5503]

Them congratulating Rose after she says she had a thought made me laugh too hard

[@cjturner370]

Mee too

[@benfarmer-webb1016]

Thats what we do in our family 😂

[@honeywest39j95]

@@benfarmer-webb1016 savage…😅😂🤣

[@g-man3785]

@@benfarmer-webb1016 Ours, too.

[@Nothingatall1984]

😂😂😂😂

[@shawndaroberts6702]

When Rose says 56 boyfriends I know one of my favorite scenes is coming.

[@jonathanlucus5314]

Hello

[@colleen4ever]

"The slut is dead, long live the slut!"

[@Miamian22]

Exactly

[@seanembery9391]

Still gets me every time. "... she is the grand poobah of sluts. The slut is dead, long live the slut"! I love it.

[@shawntab86]

When Dorothy pauses and looks towards the camera, you already knowwwww she about to be shady😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I freaking love her!!!

[@jamiek143]

Can’t believe they forgot to add the time when Dorothy and Stan go see a therapist bc he can’t get over her and the therapist says “ Stan, why would you want to be with a woman who so clearly doesn’t want to be with you?” And Dorothy says “ I think I can answer that doctor, there’s no other kind” 😭😭😭 it’s one of my favorite Dorothy lines of all time.

[@AvecPoesie]

😆

[@ladyfire44]

Dorothy: Go hug a landmine.

[@mariahsmom9457]

😄😄 that's a great one!

[@astephens]

😂

[@ThatRedhedd]

LMAO 🤣

[@sunnyshine2215]

“I have a date to play this morning” “With a man?” “No, with a Venus fly trap” I love Dorothy’s delivery of that line 🤣

[@angelanatasha4418]

Lmao!

[@makebabaron23]

That was my favorite line 😂

[@crumpledwig]

Blanche's line is such a great set up for Dorothy's. It's equal parts surprise and lust.

[@ellesimon4149]

This show will never not be hilarious! It's just as funny now as it was then. R.I.P. you Golden Girls.

[@jody024]

The entire group was so good at delivering the lines, comedy gold!

[@andyroo9381]

I watched this show when I was in middle school. It still makes me laugh. The chemistry between all four women is undeniable. The one-liners make me laugh every time. Bea Arthur could deliver a line with just her eyes and face. Estelle Getty had the cruelest lines but got away with it like no other. This is a great show.

[@razorblade136]

I watched the entry White bloopers & the shows would have been funnier I they were left in! 😂

[@jonathanfalkowsky672]

How does this show have me cracking up over 30 years after its release? It's so timeless and the episodes and jokes never get old. Please keep betty safe and guard her.

[@tional97]

Well this aged horribly 💀😭

[@guccihaha2817]

Bad news.......

[@katem.3677]

At the dance marathon/competition--Blanche: "I have more stamina". Dorothy: "Blanche, we are not dancing on our backs." When they're auditioning for "Cats"--Dorothy: "I could never compete with you, Blanche. You've given some of your finest performances in back alleys."

[@michaellovely6601]

Or this one: "Lest we forget the 1964 Tokyo Olympics." I thought of it because the 2020 Tokyo Olympics have finally started. When I heard the news that Tokyo had won the rights to host the 2020 Olympics; I was extremely happy because it would be the first time since 1964 that Tokyo has hosted the Summer Olympics and the fourth time overall that Japan has hosted either the Summer or Winter Olympics. Sapporo, Japan hosted the 1972 Winter Olympics and Nagano hosted the 1998 Winter Olympics.

[@XeniasWorld]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that back alley!

[@tawnyschlienz9063]

I'm crying. Lol

[@Ms.Andrist]

I freaking LOVE Bea Arthur. She was one of the reasons I became a feminist in the 70s.

[@Lizabef101]

"I lost it Dorthy" "you never had it Stanley"

[@mercedesmukati1451]

All these women were comic geniuses. Their delivery, naturalness, elegance is unrivaled.

[@Holden308]

The look on Betty White's face during the hugging scene was priceless 😂😂

[@llennox7915]

The Queen of Sarcasm!!!! Love these women!!