'Twas the Dev before Christmas

May your pagers be silent and your PRs be merry 🎅🎄🎁🕎
Big thanks to ‪@RobEarlam‬ for the narration!
Full text:
'Twas the dev before Christmas
And all through the App
Not a pager was buzzing
Not e’en a resource cap
The on-call schedule
was created with care
To avoid people’s flights
and know who’d be there
The metrics were green
For the year-end deploys
No pushes on Fridays
They make too much noise
Then one little hard drive
Filled with great logs
Raw JSON was dumped
From somebody’s blogs
A cascading failure,
as pods were evicted
Kublets unhealthy,
iptables conflicted
Pagerduty called
and Slack made a clatter
I opened my laptop
to see what was the matter
Dashboards were red
and graphs trended down
Crashloopback stated,
image not found
Starting my term,
I knew what to use
Familiar tools,
to face this bad news
Su basher, curl endpoints,
a for loop should do
Kube pipe to jq,
and sleep, deploy new
The nodes were replaced
with expanded disks
We’ll change them tomorrow,
with a permanent fix
Runbooks updated,
the Zoom call made right
Silent pagers to all,
and to all a good night!

[@priyankatiwari2082]

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[@priyankatiwari2082]

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[@priyankatiwari2082]

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[@priyankatiwari2082]

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[@galactustales]

First (rebasing to BlueFin rn)

[@JustinGarrison]

The gift that keeps on giving!

[@galactustales]

Ok rebasing replaces the previous GNOME configuration with the BlueFin one. Ideally the BlueFin Experience should be a separate session. I'll try to look into how Ubuntu does it. Hopefully that's possible in BlueFin too. Maybe I'll try and work on it