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[@tricksfollies9549]

I love how everyone universally loves Bella's dad Charlie.

[@BeingShari]

I feel like watching thing as an adult my friend and I were simping Charlie over the main characters 🤣

[@luthebong]

He’s the only reasonable person in this 😅 Also his wedding speech is pretty funny

[@FloofyReks]

Bella's Dad is really kinda rad

[@sirshotty7689]

Let’s not mention book Charlie…

[@thunderouswanderer7753]

@@sirshotty7689 what was he like in comparison??

[@danisaur33]

I'll never get over how BLUE this movie is. why is it SO BLUE

[@BigJiggly]

Because Stephanie Meyer saw Underworld and wanted something with more cringe and less sex appeal for some reason.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Washington is just like that in movies. Ever see The Ring?

[@vilmublues752]

The place is always described as gloomy, rainy and having very little sunlight, so to reflect that probably.

[@Spookdog]

idk much about twilight but my guess is to create a cold atmosphere (like a vampire)

[@makaylaserniotti1474]

@@briankaslewicz6130 except this was mostly filmed in Oregon 😂

[@SulphurFoxx]

I love Robert Patterson's interview over what he thinks of Twilight. My favorite line is just him saying how insane the author of the books is

[@Ladle66]

@Don't Read Profile Picture okay

[@lisa.222]

And not in the good way

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Knowing she's a Mormon makes a lot of this make sense also

[@luthiencoffin]

Well twilight is a Mormon fan fic so yes she would be insane

[@uglyhairygirl7067]

@@luthiencoffin or Henry Cavill fan fic.

[@lovely_vixen8269]

I remember when I was lil my mom would make me binge watch twilight with her cause she was obsessed with vampires and she watched it again recently and was like “The acting is terrible why did I like this” I thought it was hilarious

[@Akilla02]

@Don't Read Profile Picture okay 🆗

[@froufroudeluxe]

@Don't Read Profile Picture Okay

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Your mom is based

[@feathersblu]

She was a twimom!

[@lovely_vixen8269]

@@feathersblu ABSOLUTELY

[@TheDankCat127]

Charlie was the most pure and relatable character in the entire series. Just a loving and concerned dad having to put up with his teenage daughter’s shit.

[@skysthelimit780]

i unironically love twilight but in an ironic way, the movie is a masterpiece and a time capsule of an era that we will never get back and that we're all ashamed of but it's made us into the weirdos we are today. also i swear every single scene is an iconic meme unto itself

[@TheFlippyNioa]

perfectly said

[@ashc9215]

I second this

[@daisyfrompluto]

Yes!

[@Emma-yg2uf]

2010 is the best year. Anywhere beyond is crap.

[@Emma-yg2uf]

@Ks May I ask why? Because In 2010 was a great year to grow up and go to high school and ppl weren’t this addicted to social media.

[@jessehutchings]

Twilight was so weird and it was like a road map to toxic abusive relationships with narcissistic sociopaths. I'm still deeply disturbed that it was so popular similarly to that 50 Shades nonsense.

[@riles_doodles]

Well, 50 Shades was originally a Twilight fanfic, so it makes sense why 50 Shades was similar to Twilight.

[@bleue5218]

50 shades is a twilight ff..

[@jessehutchings]

Congratulations on knowing some useless information about 50 Shades, guys. I hope you're proud of yourselves

[@sillypplproductions2]

@@jessehutchings i was pretty sure it was just common knowledge thanks to being on the internet lol i thought it came preloaded

[@DM-bd9kd]

@@jessehutchingsif you dont wont replies then dont post dumb fuck

[@briankaslewicz6130]

one of the funniest pieces of Twilight commentary I've probably made in the late 00s is "it looks like a bad remake of an anime that doesn't even exist", and then one year later Dragonball Evolution comes out and "not Goku" is sporting Edward Cullen hair and uncomfortably staring at one of his crushes for too long. I'd like to think I called that disaster of a movie.

[@justinhockstead3551]

Please do the rest of these. Your commentary for these is fucking perfect

[@__Konboi__]

It'll be hilarious if you did the entire Twilight movie, but everyone's inner monologue is dubbed by you.

[@emma_loomis]

Bro your name is so cool

[@Hadgerz]

Check out the rifftrax's "best of twilight"

[@heunam3593]

@@emma_loomis I second this 2 months later, cool name indeed

[@whitebread3872]

I remember when I was around 5 or 6 my mom got really into twilight and I even watched the first movie with her, and I distinctly remember thinking I was watching a horror movie which says a lot about how creepy Edward really is

[@_.izxy.edits.stuff._]

Omg same, at one point she forced me to watch all the movies and called me liking comic books childish 😭😭 (i was 12 btw)

[@ascarletmoon17]

My grandmother had an obsession with the Twilight series and used to keep the first movie playing on repeat all day while she did things around the house. Crazy times.

[@mathiaschristensen1194]

On repeat?.. All day????…

[@ascarletmoon17]

@@mathiaschristensen1194 Yup, for several years. She would even yell at anyone who tried to use the TV for anything else.

[@betterrunforyourlife]

That's me now though lmao

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@betterrunforyourlife please seek therapy

[@Missjunebugfreak]

I'll be honest that sounds like torture.

[@kayhaven4710]

Charlie is the real GOAT of the movies/books, and honestly deserved SO much better. The scene in the first movie when Bella has to leave because of Victoria and James, and she says the utmost HORRENDOUS SHIT to her dad while he’s standing there PLEADING WITH HER TO NOT GO AND HE’LL TRY HARDER TO BE A BETTER DAD is just so heartbreaking.

[@CT-hr9nk]

In the early 2000s there was this like craze over werewolves and vampires and being all dark and mysterious, lol. And young people like myself ate it up at the time. There were games, movies, series. It was pretty wild.

[@mischr13]

it was really fun, as a tween and teen

[@mischr13]

(*I mean before twilight. I felt like it "sanitized" how vampires were often gay and gender non-conforming before, especially in the 90's and 00s. vampires were big in LGBT communities back then. I felt twilight changed the mainstream idea to a more puritanical, straight, white, cis take on vampires. which was a bummer and definitely a downgrade for me. the vampire chronicles was pretty gay)

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

And then in the early 2010s, there was a zombie craze.

[@3mi3mi]

Why would 100 year old vampires even want to be in a high school. That’s what gets me about this story lol.

[@Lunyhe]

I’ve never watched it and I assumed there was a reason but that makes it so much funnier

[@SanilJadhav711]

@@Lunyhe Same I'm assuming its cuz they want to feed on young highschool girls or sumth 💀

[@LilXancheX]

@@SanilJadhav711 it’s because they attend high school and go to college, that’s like 8 years of school right there. And they do it all over again multiple times. Because the younger they pretend they are, the longer they can stay in that area. So if Edward looks 17, then people find out they don’t age after 10 years, it gets suspicious.

[@HartxStarr]

@@LilXancheX but its a small town where people are notoriously nosey. a crowded city where no one cares about their neighbors would make more sense. you dont have to interact with teachers there either lol

[@LilXancheX]

@@HartxStarr yeah, and also boredom. They’re like 100, what else is there to do? They can’t go to the beach, or go out to dinner, and they don’t sleep. what else they supposed to do? Nothing?

[@thesheassheis]

I was 8 when the first Twilight dropped and 12 for the last one, my sister and I were impressed by every trailer that dropped then 😂😂😂 I watched it last year again for nostalgia and boy oh boy, did I find it frustrating and hilarious

[@dajiyahmcae1880]

My sister and I went to see the last movie in theaters and I was so frustrated at the twist that I screamed “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME” in a crowded theatre and walked out. I may have been a bit too invested tbh

[@lavendernightshade5631]

@@dajiyahmcae1880 I know,I'm disappointed that the battle where lives were lost was just a vision, the cullens and volturi would've had to go on without a few members,some would've had to find new mates if possible.

[@vilmublues752]

I read the books years ago. Basically, the writer got some issues and every single other character is more interesting than Edward and Bella.

[@lunaderacine]

Saw this movie on the day it came out. I liked the first book a lot at the time but the "fans" attending the opening night were really something else.. At the first appearance of Jacob the person sitting behind me let out a loud moan. 😬 And throughout the film they wouldn't stop with the horny fangirling and screams, not to mention the film itself wasn't at all what I had imagined in my mind when I read the book, everything was so ridiculous lol. I never walked out of films before but that was my first time doing it 😂 That day really killed my interest in Twilight still to this day, didn't care to watch any other films from the series, but it'd be cool if you covered them lol 😅

[@sippingchlorine]

i would be so uncomfortable if i witnessed that firsthand oh my god 😭😭😭

[@attiasprouse682]

Might I suggest RiffTrax? If you ever do watch it, watch it with RiffTrax.

[@kaylaanderson5505]

I had almost the exact same experience, I loved the books and was excited for the movie until I saw it and WHOO what an experience. I ended up walking out because I could not handle the cringe. Little 13 year old me was furious, it felt like they made it into a joke and I was not rocking with it. Pretty much killed my citizenship in the fandom before it had even really begun. I couldn’t understand how many people loved it and took that portrayal seriously. It was the big tragedy of 8th grade 💀 I got over it pretty quick though and now I just find the movies hilarious but sometimes I do still wonder what could have been.

[@attiasprouse682]

@@kaylaanderson5505 How was the movie worse than the book?

[@jes6427]

My sister drug my dad and brother to it... big mistake. Every time the fangirlies in the audience were like "oooooo ahhhhhh" my dad and brother would start dramatically being like "oooooooo ahhhh" in high pitch voices clearly mocking the girls, which led to a dude close to them who had clearly been dragged go the movie by his gf, laughing throughout the whole movie every time my dad and brother acted out, which led to him getting smacked by his gf. Which caused my dad and brother to continue even more... my sister left humiliated 🤣🤣 never dragged them to a girl movie again tho

[@IamMorgue]

The issue with twilight for me is it could have been potentially better but was executed SO bad. The idea of the Cullens skin being made out of glass, which is why it is so cold, shines in the light and cracks when they get punched, is a cool idea initially but they executed it in a cringe way. I mainly think the directing choice for alot of it, as well as how they were told to portray the characters is what overall brought down the series. The vampiric counsel and the feud with the werewolves is awesome, if they only had done it less cringe. To me it's always been seen as a waste of potential for these films. Even in the later movies where they brought vampires from all over the globe that have different abilities, it was interesting to watch, but they still had that veil of cringe acting. All in all, it's a nostalgia kick but it's a shame how it was executed.

[@kaylaanderson5505]

Big agree

[@Britbaby961]

I always said Twilight could have gotten way more money if the romance was B-plot and they played more into the world building, abilities and mythology

[@rb1278]

The battle not being real was the dumbest thing ever. It’s like hearing about someone’s dream, nothing actually happened for real lol and they never addressed the Volturi problem again

[@leslieann6791]

You took the words right out of my brain I loved reading the books they were good they left out so much and yes I agree they made it so damn cringe I get second hand embarrassment every time I see the movie

[@ashegrey3042]

i read the first book but i honestly don’t remember ANY of it AT ALL and i don’t remember the reason they “shine” in the sunlight was bc their skin was made of glass that’s actually such a cool concept and with makeup & good cgi i bet it could have looked so fucking dope but nope we get glitter

[@emrysjones1914]

When I was in hs I remember all the girls loving the book so I read it. To me it was about a minor with her first crush entering a toxic, obsessive and unhealthy codependent relationship. I hated how she also felt entitled to know all their secrets even tho she barely knew them. And this boy stalked her and like you said, she was ok with it. I also didn't like how she constantly put no thought into how her weird relationship affected her dad. I mean in the book she left him right after her friend died and went to Italy in one of the books! She also planned to fake her death so she can sparkle. She risked the treaty and a whole bunch of lives for her first crush. So stoopid. Nah his only interest in her was she smelled real yummy and he couldn't read her mind. But she was literally of the same mindset as everyone else who saw him. She wanted to jump his bones just like any other girl. Dont take a blank mind to figure that out. The whole series was one bad decision after another and all cus shes a minor with hormones who thinks she can make adult decisions.

[@ashegrey3042]

sigh yeah unfortunately the popular books are always ass :/ like all the john green books when i was in high school and jfc now the goddamn colleen hoover books. i used to be the biggest fucking book worm like read 1+ books PER DAY (i wasn’t allowed to go outside like ever lmfao) so when i would read what was popular versus some of the absolutely AMAZING books i’ve read i was just like ????? are y’all really that surface level?

[@modestoctopus14]

My mom is obsessed with twilight and we binge watch it for her entertainment every once in a while. I love watching it with friends because it’s absolutely hilarious. Charlie and Alice are the only acceptable characters

[@afinch1608]

Emmett is so chill though, he's just like "yeah I have super strength and all that, I'm just gonna goof around".

[@sonderdwale]

I'm gonna be honest, I read the books without knowing it was twilight. Didn't realize until I got to "his skin shimmered, like thousands of tiny diamonds" LMAO Still finished them though

[@PeopleRTheProblem]

Wasn’t the title “Twilight”?

[@sonderdwale]

@@PeopleRTheProblem someone had removed the covering for it so they looked like regular books and it was also like 2010-11 and I had not yet watched the actual movies

[@anayayoung731]

I love twilight books and movies and it is so hilarious hearing your take on the movies because you're 100% right. I couldn't quite put my finger on what irritated me about Bella's character but you hit the head right on the nail. IT'S THE CONSTANT HEAVY BREATHING!! not to mention how dinky she is.

[@afinch1608]

Exactly lol. Also her screaming in New Moon is the worst, I always skip over that part.

[@yagami-chan1059]

It's very awkward and I always mistake it by someone giving birth o.o

[@ayekantspeylgud]

I was in tears laughing at you showing the clip of Edward looking at her “like she’d just ripped a huge fart”. I didn’t really notice that when I watched this before but in retrospect oh my gosh.

[@Strange_Child]

Not real! the message above is a scam btw, don't trust it!

[@Hepheat75]

I remember watching the entire saga, those are days that I can never get back.

[@jonatanleandoer127]

knowing the actor who played edward hated edward really adds another level of amazing to the twilight saga

[@jonatanleandoer127]

@divlnnityx i never said he hated twilight, i said he hated edward, as in the character. he DOES hate edward and think the whole relationship between them is weird. okay? you can watch the interviews where he says so, thank you and make sure to reply to the hundreds of other people saying the exact same thing

[@mikeoxmall6442]

Please do the whole series! This was hilarious I have watched it twice already!

[@kaypeepoop]

I have always loved twilight and I read the books in high school and now that I’m older I like to watch twilight to go to sleep too. It has my most favorite soundtrack. You did a great job on this video. All your points were very valid and you would be a great vampire. if you could please do the entire series thank you.

[@kaylaanderson5505]

The soundtrack was indeed banging. I will always appreciate it for introducing me to Blue Foundation and thus a major musical awakening.

[@PropiaPersona]

They glorified the hell out of vampires while Jacob was warning bella every movie lmao

[@kaitlynblount7683]

Charlie Swan was the dad we all needed tbh.

[@CravenWolf1986]

I remember being 6 or 7 books deep into Charlaine Harris' "The Southern Vampire Mysteries" ("True Blood") when the first "Twilight" film came out, and being so confused by the trailer, because it sounded like a teen version of "True Blood". And any time I pointed this out to "Twilight" fans, they'd immediately try to argue that Charlaine Harris stole her ideas from Stephenie Meyer. The first book in "The Southern Vampire Mysteries" was released in May of 2001. "Twilight" was released in October of 2005. And, yes, I know that they're not the same, but there were too many similarities to be a coincidence, in my opinion. Like, it felt like it went beyond using common tropes.

[@DafneBoos]

True. Twilight is also a fan fic of My Chemical Romance. That band formed after 9/11 so theres no way twilight would be first. Not even the idee behind twilight could’ve taken place before The Southern book

[@XxMaddieCat]

As a former Twihard (Team Jacob) who was obsessed with the books and movies as a tween. Who has since becoming an adult reread, rewatched and read Midnight Sun. (What you've witnessed is just the tip of the creepy iceberg) Anywho, I loved watching you butcher this this movie review. If you make another I'll watch that too.

[@sammi1471]

with age this movie changed from amazing and heart throbbing to a cult classic comedy

[@AlphanaII517]

I rewatched it like a good 2-3 years ago and all I remember is that I laughed so much while watching it cause it was really an experience to watch it now vs when I was a kid

[@tvgubber]

Growing up in 00’s as a young girl I had fantasies of my crushes visiting me in my bed room when I was asleep in bed. lol …. This was years before I ever knew about twilight

[@DaenerysGOT18]

What really bothers me is that Jacob ONLY liked Bella for her eggs😂

[@idiomatic444]

What

[@edatheowllady9518]

@@idiomatic444he fell in love with her baby.

[@idiomatic444]

@@edatheowllady9518 dear lord

[@idiomatic444]

@Ks why would the author even put that in wtf

[@tonichan89]

If you wanna know what the books are like, you could watch Dominic Noble's breakdown of them. Poor guy was so determined to be fair to the books and not hate on them 😅But yeah, I recommend it, he's very entertaining and comes from a similar demographic to you.

[@KyleRDent]

Poor Dom has suffered so much for our entertainment 😂

[@tavrosnitram1529]

even though ive never been a twilight fan, i love watching people talk about it, please do all the movies

[@thatgirl_klutz9664]

I’m gonna need more of these, this is peak comedy for me.

[@GabooMcFluff]

If you liked the vampires hissing at each other and the overall ridiculousness of certain vampiric actions, you should definitely watch What we do in the shadows, by Taika Waititi (the movie, but there's a show as well).

[@cherryyprod]

i recently did a twilight marathon and i was suffocating from laughing so much. pls watch the rest of the series, it just gets better with each movie~

[@electric_maenad]

The weird thing is how all of the romance or "sensual" scenes are so clearly written by a Mormon.

[@ChaosRaych]

Yes, Twilight does depict some problematic relationship dynamics. BUT as a young woman who was swept up in it at the time, I can say that I never thought, "I want a man to creep on me like Edward." I just thought, "I want Edward." LOL

[@alejandracampos1514]

As a former Twilight fan, I love Twilight slander and I cannot wait for you to watch and review the other four movies 👀

[@modmaker7617]

Why did teen girls in the 2000s loved Twilight?

[@_.izxy.edits.stuff._]

@@modmaker7617it’s natural for girls to obsess over weird men, like men do with women characters lol

[@modmaker7617]

@@_.izxy.edits.stuff._ Honestly, that's a good explanation. I as a guy loved me some Raven from Teen Titans and other "oddball" girls like that.

[@classiccj2569]

I was not expecting the, "I just farted, hope no one notices..." I absolutely started dying of laughter. Especially Edward's reaction Edit: Timestamp - 7:22

[@mistingwolf]

7:48 I can only imagine Bella now smelling like my dog's farts, which are akin to skunk spray, but also thinking that she smells like that makes me laugh. XD

[@robfrosty2050]

God damn you did not have to hit me with so much nostalgia at one time

[@sanne1261]

"He grabs her and starts climbing a tree" is such a funny sentence

[@magabre3212]

It'd be great to see you review the rest, lolz torture for you but entertainment for us XD That was a funny take though, and the stalking thing is more prominent in the books. Its pretty damn creepy for sure. I was in middle school when they came out and ended up reading them along with my friends at the time.

[@CruisegoestheVette]

Whenever you did the breathing and said fuck, I coughed so much while laughing 😅😂😂😂😂

[@KinyokuChannel]

I was forced to watch this with my mom and sister as a young boy.

[@himemiyaewan2917]

"His glitter colors." Words cannot described how perturbed I was that they sparkle.

[@frownyclowny]

I was and still am OBSESSED with this franchise. When it first came out I was about 9,so I wasn't the target demographic but I LOVED vampires. (Still do but I have better taste now) The books are much better but the movies have a space in my heart. I still watch them all the time! That being said,this video was HILARIOUS. I'd love for you to do new moon, that's my favorite out of all the movies! 🤙🍀 much love

[@mortishacanniba]

I'm glad you were able to enjoy it. I just remember being in excruciating pain as my brain cells self destructed watching it. Little sister loved the books & begged me to take her to each one. 😩 Never again.

[@DafneBoos]

Fun fact: Twilight is a fanfic of My Chemical Romance. The band formed because the singer saw 9/11 happen and wanted to do something more with his life and thus started the band. Also, 50 shades of grey is a Twilight fanfic. So basically; is 9/11 didnt happen neither Twilight or 50 shades would exist 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@MajesticAngel13]

How is it fanfic of MCR? I knew the author liked MCR but haven’t read anything saying twilight is fanfic of the band

[@JustanotherGOOSE]

@@MajesticAngel13 I read in the official art book that basically she had a dream in wich the MCR cast were vampires, thus Twilight happened

[@vlmilillo]

My daughter was 10 when the Twilight mayhem hit. She won tickets to the opening night of this movie. I took her and a friend. All I could think was how utterly ridiculous it was. Bella couldn’t act - but just made faces throughout the movie - the same with Edward. And Vampires that play baseball? My daughter and her friend were thrilled. Now however, she thinks they’re ridiculous too!

[@TK_713]

Yes please do more Do the whole twilight series

[@hannyb.1364]

Whenever he says Cullen I swear it sounds like he’s saying colon

[@scottietrademark]

When the first movie came out on DVD, I actually waited in line at Hot Topic at midnight to get my copy. Yes that was a thing back then! I'm re-reading (listening, really) twilight and I have no idea how I even enjoyed that book as a teen (was about 16 when i read them) LOL I honestly enjoy the movies, they're entertaining for sure. There is a lot of backstory and actual relationship development (still very fast but it gives them more time if that makes sense) in the book. I would still kill for a Rosalie side story 👀 Robert Pattinson has come out recently has said he doesn't mind the twilight series now. It's kinda like Miley Cyrus and Party in the USA, where it was too popular to the point they hate it but now they've realized it wasn't THAT bad type of thing? Also, yes please review them all LOL

[@beautysurroundsme]

I remember going to see the first movie with my friend and her boyfriend. We were the only adults in a theater full of teenage girls. When Edward entered the cafeteria, the girls all screamed so loud I had to cover my ears. I'm not a wimp and can handle most things like that but they hit a volume that I don't think normal, human ears can handle.

[@martinsoto4696]

Let's see the rest of Twilight please!

[@JJsixx_]

The first minute and 30 seconds sums up how I felt ab twilight in 2009 In middle school with my moms friends coworkers twin daughters asking me ab team Edward or Jacob and me being lost in the further of confusion

[@xdoriandanger]

Haha this video was great. I think one reason I loved Twilight (and maybe others) was that it provided that impactful immersion of being an unremarkable person, and then still coveted by someone as handsome and talented as Edward. Turn up the heat further by adding that it would be a forbidden romance + immortality with said "perfect" guy. It is a strong feeling that many nobodies like me ate up like cake! Also, everyone has their own opinions about Bella, so sorry to offend by saying she's unremarkable. I thought that was part of her character design though; to be plain-Jane and not stand out much. She was no Rosalie.

[@xBloodxFangx]

I literally saw a group of girls with their custom-made team Edward and team Jacob shirts and signs get in a physical fight in the ticket line over which was better.

[@vagurl84]

Now you’ll have to do 50 Shades of Gray. It’s like one of Tina from Bob’s Burgers er0t1c stories. I was finished college when this came out so I was not into it. Titanic was huge when I was in school and some classmates saw it like 14 times.

[@Gray.s3a]

I NEED MORE OF THESE MOVIE COMMENTARIES THEY KEEP ME F@1*ING GOING 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@inksster]

IS THAT THE BATMAN?!

[@WSendam]

It’s da bat

[@storisaki]

As a Twilight stan, who was one of those teenagers during this time, I DIED laughing. Please do the rest of the series. I still enjoy them for the nostalgia, but this re-cap was amazing.

[@boisvert45]

Hearing "it was 2008 and i was going into Highschool" made me physically turn back into an actual newborn since i was 4 in 08. Things have made me feel old but never has anything made me feel young

[@SCP-469]

Mf I was BORN in 08

[@abbylarkspur]

Lord when you described that far off age that you personally were in middle school, I was like oh yeah I remember that. My friend who is a teacher learned the Soulja Boy dance for her middle school pep rally. Then I felt a little old!

[@OliviaGrace1117]

Please watch the rest of the series! I used to be obsessed with Twilight back when I was like 13. I read the books before the movies came out and loved the movies. Looking back the movies definitely didn't do the books justice. Not that the books were masterpieces by any means but I wish they had done it differently. That being said I love how bad the movies are. They're such a fun watch and such an interesting look back into 2008/2009 and the Twilight phenomenon that was sweeping the nation. They're iconic I still love them to this day, but not in a serious way the way I did when I was younger. They're cringe and I love it.

[@rafaelramos6762]

"This movie has more heavy breathing than Shonen Anime!" Comedy Gold on KZbin. You and Penguinz0 have the best quips! Plus I will never call Edward's family the Cullens again because I keep hearing "the Colons" when I watched this. I only regret not having to like the video more than once on the same account.

[@CasualSportsTakes.]

My gf made me watch all the Twilight movies last year. It pains me to say she fell asleep through almost all of them. Meanwhile I was so into it. #TeamEdward

[@Carrier-06]

Plz go to the nearest hospital and ask for a lobotomy.

[@jessehutchings]

Bro, you might need a professional

[@CasualSportsTakes.]

@@jessehutchings can’t believe I thought this was a safe place

[@cloudstrife4534]

If you like Twilight and Edward, you might like Midnight Sun. It’s the first book/movie but from Edward’s point of view. I’m not a fan of Twilight myself, so I can’t personally say whether it’s good, but I’ve heard positive things from fans.

[@bece00]

@Chizel i respect it. Team jacob tho 💅

[@HazIsLazy]

Love how Edward despises Twilight and only in it for the moolah

[@AnarchicCrow]

I started watching this while I was really tired and fell asleep but woke up at 14:41 to the sound of pig slapping his hands and moaning, not knowing any context. So that was a very confusing and sussy experience.

[@ThePercyJacksonDude]

“Instantly gets bullied by a dude who says ‘Nice ride.’”

[@nofun_intended8909]

This video is so perfectly timed, right as I've re-entered my twilight phase lol

[@thtswutshesaid]

Happy trails, friends! Enjoy the nostalgia😄

[@cardinalcrone]

Around 5:20 he’s talking about a deer, and says, “holding on for dear life” heheh. I’ll see myself out

[@aaliyah6291]

I’m team Jacob

[@lilartsy8369]

Let's goooo

[@gentlyvillainous]

Team Child groomer aw yee /s

[@jacobramos2903]

Someone’s having a team for me?

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Me too

[@thtswutshesaid]

Always✊️

[@yingansanren887]

The fact that during one of the heavy breathing compilations there was an advertisement for one of those medicines you spray in your nose for better breathing, and I didn't even notice that it's an add until I looked at the screen xD

[@xqsk4506]

I remember the parody film version of Twilight where the Edward being "horny after first time smell Bella blood scent" to actually because Bella ate onion bread

[@bellamuerte4953]

I’m sorry for your sanity Pig but I think we all need you to do this whole series of movies

[@Cwattschannel]

The picture of Edward had me crying with laughter 😂

[@Michaelengelmann]

I was in elementary and middle school when the movies came out. My sister got me into it with her/mutual female neighborhood friends. I think I saw the last one with them & I cheered and said some profanities when the blonde got her head ripped off but it was all for not bc it was a look into the future.

[@parowka1537]

i actually like how pig goes kinda funny with these movie and having fun with it thats some freshness to other videos when theres a moral story to them , pretty cool

[@panda.bear15]

Bro, I just found your channel and I'm immediately a subscriber. I absolutely love your content, your humor, and your personality. It's kind of hard to make me laugh out loud, but dude I have scream-laughed a few times watching your content. Hell yeah man, glad I found your channel!

[@aprilbess4074]

I have been having a completely horrible week. I just wanted to thank you for making me genuinely laugh today. Thank you 😊

[@rooksclown316]

I think I was in middle school when Twilight came out, I remember seeing every other student holding the Twilight book.

[@CrowsFable]

My husband and I watch this saga when we need a good laugh. Charlie is our favorite protagonist.

[@Mike-oc6vs]

You know you love dear when you tackle them, might start calling my future children dear then.

[@CT-hr9nk]

The jokes in this one had me dying of laughter, lmao!

[@makaylaserniotti1474]

I’m gonna say this as someone who used to live where most of Twilight was filmed: you know that scene where Edward saves her in the back alleys after the shopping trip? He’s flooring it down to the end of a dead end road. Look up the Columbia Theater in St Helens, OR, because you see the neon sign for the building right there. If you pan down where Edward goes on google maps, you’ll pass downtown St Helens all the way to the end of the road. 😂

[@cal1170]

Right before it blew up my best friend was reading the book and was obsessed. I distinctly remember opening the book, reading the first page, and immediately shutting the book. It is not a good book lol

[@daltonwade2506]

My gf and I hate watched this on LSD and ended up watching the whole series and now we rewatch every year

[@crankypantsmcduff]

True vampires have a "flatting" situation in New Zealand. 🤣

[@Hessed3712]

12:27 I was not expecting that 🤣🤣.

[@jakeoh8465]

Anybody else die laughing at 9:17, “very wet”. Well done man, well done.

[@Mny_lupin]

i remember watching the saga with my mom and she had to hide me me in a hoodie in the theatre cause of how many girls from school were there and i didn't want to get recognized it funny as hell to watch even if your not into the romance stuff also yes please cover more of them your reviews are hilarious pig as always, also Taylor Lautner is best lol.

[@ghost.2527]

9:57 Sin.. Sin city wasnt maaaade for youuu

[@bellajenkins5669]

Omg throwback I haven’t seen this channel in years