*cutscene ends* "Hahahahahaha...ahh. Well, that was good." *notices baby is still there* "Hm. That's a problem. Does anyone here know how to look after a-" *guards and groupies suddenly gone, leaving Calypso with baby* "Well, crap."
@eldritch-tailedfeydeer73202 жыл бұрын
Start of a 90’s sitcom right here.
@baxter553 Жыл бұрын
*simon takes a dump*
@Alterego9128 жыл бұрын
A better choice of words would be "I wish to undo my death and complete my tower"... although he probably would have been brought back a quadriplegic, but at least he would have been able to give the orders for his project.
@thunderhorse99747 жыл бұрын
Alterego912 you read my mind
@Negasonic1006 жыл бұрын
Knowing twisted metal, the completed tower... would have been a rushed a sloppy job... that the moment he entered.... it all comes crashing down on top of him.
@joaquinagurto89410 жыл бұрын
babyality
@donimmortal76922 жыл бұрын
Actually this isn't so bad. He is now a baby genius and can rebuild his tower again once he grow up.
@madmonty47612 жыл бұрын
what if his tower is destroyed
@creamgravy1 Жыл бұрын
@@madmonty4761 He'll have the technology. Floating cars, has a cyber eye and twice the brain power and skills to build it even better!
@Leedleleedle101 Жыл бұрын
yeah but as a baby he can’t claim ownership of the tower and as soon as someone else claims the rights to it, it will be too late
@Eta30mins8 ай бұрын
He’s a baby reborn as a ghost that’s why he still has blue surrounding him
@Ruby_Coast13 жыл бұрын
Calypso: "Ah, the sound of crying babies, music to my ears."
@ultrafox40057 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Calypso has an awesome laugh.
@МайклКорвинус-д1п4 жыл бұрын
"I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
@xxlCortez6 жыл бұрын
In head-on, almost every competitor seem to won the previous contest.
@HerotsLament6 жыл бұрын
That's because Head-On is a direct sequel to TM2 which was the last game developed by the original devs and most of the participants in Head-On were also in TM2 and the endings are relative, its to show alternatives if said character wins that is what would happen, which is a really cool thing really because it really made the TM games very replayable just to see alternative endings.
@1997lordofdoom2 жыл бұрын
So he got a chance at a second life but with all the knowledge of his previous one still intact? That's pretty good if you ask me, he can just go to university become a top architect and complete his tower.
@101superchao13 жыл бұрын
cant he just wish for his stapler back
@Strictly_Jake2 жыл бұрын
Why is this not upvpted to a billion?
@JonasWiefield Жыл бұрын
There was literally no reason to call the tower an "Eyesore". He literally already made him a baby, and his tower is going to be torn down, so there was no need to rub salt in the wound.
@TheChieftain111712 жыл бұрын
Calypso: Making Babies cry Since 2005
@GanzoHasashi191111 жыл бұрын
What happened to his Swiss accent?
@shenahazard10 жыл бұрын
Now that's really depressing.
@ZRtheHedgehog779 жыл бұрын
Boy Simon sounds way different then he did in TM2
@Melvinshermen8 жыл бұрын
And look different too
@aaronyork53276 жыл бұрын
Tthis is the funniest ending yet
@HarmonySword2 жыл бұрын
I love how he went from being Russian to American
@dr.pepperphdindeliciousnes1396 Жыл бұрын
I think he was Swiss in TM2. But yeah they should've had a guy do a foreign accent when voice recording. It's not like it's that hard to find someone who could. Good ending tho. At least it made sense, unlike Auger in TM3.
@someoneextra819 Жыл бұрын
1:10 😂😂😂the way hes just looking at him talk
@dragerien213 жыл бұрын
All these "endings" tend to make me think the game actually IS all in their heads, all stuck in comas.... Because it seems alot of endings have a story combined in with previous racers.
@thatrealycoolguy12 жыл бұрын
Reincarnation is a pretty good prize for a ghost.
@gamerboy21812 жыл бұрын
since 1995 actually
@pidongee12 жыл бұрын
I am Simon Whittlebone. I, AM, GOD!
@Randomyoutuber-48317 жыл бұрын
ya gotta watch the phrasing bro, wish granting beings like calypso tend to take things literally
@InhumanFan984 жыл бұрын
Or figuratively with the wish to fly being plane tickets lol
@GaryTurbo Жыл бұрын
He did say he wants to be reborn
@yuytftyu4207 Жыл бұрын
tm3 auger's ending if it actually made sense
@gamerboy21812 жыл бұрын
is it me or is this mr slam comepletely different than the one in TM 2 (even though its supposed to be the same character) in the way he looks and speaks?
@guslee981012 жыл бұрын
he shouldn't have said reborn
@R.P.McMurphy6 жыл бұрын
That laugh though
@starspeed645310 ай бұрын
I want laugh sfx from Calypso!
@conradojavier11 жыл бұрын
Why did they change his nationality?
@sphony4 жыл бұрын
why was he reborn a baby ghost though?
@antresia.97234 жыл бұрын
I want to see the movie of it I saw the trailer
@The2ndDonMafianChild13 жыл бұрын
So this was how Calypso got his tower
@ReluctantWarrior5 жыл бұрын
Take that, Twisted Metal III
@Trufflemonk6 жыл бұрын
Sigmund Freud approves
@gamerboy21812 жыл бұрын
he even changed his entire look too
@benjamingomez194711 жыл бұрын
this guy sounds like Samuel from transit Black ops 2 zombies
@0Cocoron012 жыл бұрын
No he was Swiss...or Swedish one of those two
@darkraihedgehog17056 жыл бұрын
Wrong he was from mother Russia
@TheCreatorNFE2 жыл бұрын
The Wiki (Fandom) for it says Swedish. This is supposedly in the game's files, but there's no explanation for why he was suddenly changed.
@SterlingJackson-pc2fr Жыл бұрын
I’d have just wished for the tower to be finished, but what do I know?
@xXSilentAgent47Xx7 жыл бұрын
Turned into baby for the 2nd time.
@zirconviper5 ай бұрын
No the first was Auger in TM3.
@nwojunkie13 жыл бұрын
@Fartknocker21153 really? he didn't sound scottish.
@ScientificRock10 жыл бұрын
aww
@nwojunkie13 жыл бұрын
wasn't he Russian in the last game?
@Soraofthefunk13 жыл бұрын
@MrBlackhawking It would be delivered by Sweet Tooth and the ice cream would be made of something nobody would ever eat.
@Kirivera13 жыл бұрын
If you wish to be reborn wtf would you expect? lol
@77PacerStudios3 жыл бұрын
To be brought back to life, not to start your life all over again.
@Kirivera3 жыл бұрын
@@77PacerStudios excuse my past self.
@77PacerStudios3 жыл бұрын
@@Kirivera It's cool.
@6thhokagephil13 жыл бұрын
Murderface? Is that you o-o?
@madmonty47612 жыл бұрын
i did have a god complex so he kinda asked for
@madmonty47612 жыл бұрын
he
@AdamGomez8711 жыл бұрын
No it's not Simon Wittlebone, it's Wilson Waddams and my wish is to have a new stapler! Or I'll set the building on fire >:U
@hirocarupu87467 жыл бұрын
H-he is going to do it. This is the last straw
@Fartknocker2115313 жыл бұрын
@nwojunkie Nope, he was Scottish
@shinte15072 жыл бұрын
Oh i see If tm2 and tmhd is connected I know why grasshopper and mr slam is a ghost So for grasshopper he already die because car incident that killed calypso daughter and wife So in tm2 she back and meet calypso and it turns out to be an artificial robot And from mr slam In tm2 he granted a wish to make a tower and he stood on the tower but he slipped and fall down
@LETHALHAMBURGER Жыл бұрын
Not sure why they had to change his character up he was cool in twisted metal 2 lookin almost like termitor
@NCTStudio2 жыл бұрын
OH SHOOT
@Janet71990 Жыл бұрын
That sound Mung from Chowder
@DarkCrusader2713 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to Mr. Slamm's pseudo-Russian accent?