Google Translate Sings: "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran

[@twistedtranslations]

Gotta love Thailand....While you're here I made a video with Google and it was awesome :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6qaeqipqbeNmpY

[@galathyns]

Now all we need is for you to give us the full version of that little snippet at the end and we all can rest in peace while waiting for you to put the Google Translate Songs up for download, or is that a violation of copyrighting and stuff?

[@amyjohns4196]

I'm from Thailand! Love your videos Malinda, they make my day. Keep up the awesome work.♡♡♡

[@jacobmielke1223]

I feel like this translate went to some dark places...

[@hellothere3630]

The link says my7lust

[@charwhite2829]

Malinda Kathleen Reese hi

[@thysmallestofthecacti4641]

How I end arguments: "It's not valid. *Goodnight."*

[@20Unbelievable06]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! the person next to me probably thinks I'm completely insane at this point. totally worth it! xD

[@vintagedoctor7128]

"ah, but kind person, its morning"

[@eatrocks6704]

XD AHHH IM DYING XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

You’re cheating on me with Thailand. On the other hand it’s not valid. Goodnight

[@harrietyes]

HAH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saab3670]

"He is my daughter, I'll be your husband." Whattt?? 😂😂🤣🤣

[@kimmy_mejia931]

Shamzie Armi yeah because a boy is suddenly a daughter and not a son and now she’s a husband not a wife 😆 idk what I’m doing with my life

[@jansmith3613]

This is the freedom of choosing your gender in lyrical form.

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

@@kimmy_mejia931 likely a trap

[@AAhmed-ug6zd]

It's genderbending the peeps

[@chickennuggetchuck198]

There's only one possible answer Transgender

[@LynMusic]

"I am an angel. On the other hand, it's not valid. Good night." Same.

[@WyxienTheFox]

flutesruleforever Same, honestly! XD

[@galathyns]

flutesruleforever exactly i don't actually sleep, so.......... Yeah

[@koolkitty108]

Haha, nice username. I also play the flute.

[@ihopeyourlove1993]

omg xD

[@bluestonetimes7264]

Lol ikr.

[@Sage_017]

Ed Sheeran: "I found a love for me" Google Translate: "I love me" Yes, google, we get it. Self love is important. But I don't think that's the point here

[@dvorah7516]

chriz joy maramara lol 😂

[@_sunflower_4900]

*i am beautiful, and beautiful*

[@dux697]

Wow someone's humble

[@aditiagrawal8750]

@Star Shadows it's not valid

[@nobadart5957]

666th like-

[@virgillefort256]

Perfect: The story of the narcissistic abusive mother

[@katgirlsings353]

Haha

[@misssupercookie2011]

Mother Gothel

[@queenofunderland]

@@misssupercookie2011 I really wanna try to shoot a scene with Gothel songs this.

[@user-dw6zg5fc5t]

Yeah

[@IceePhoenix]

Exactly.

[@izzyf.5478]

“Yes I’m a woman, and I have more power than I have” -Google Translate 2017

[@alexanderdumas123]

Izzy F. This should be on a shirt.

[@alexanderdewolfe8461]

@@alexanderdumas123 I lol'd too hard at this

[@margantsovka007]

Thats what i want to be written on my gravestone

[@somewitchery417]

Lia Addams I want that to be my last words

[@cutepanda1188]

I laughed so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tinafric1813]

_If Ed Sheeran was a self-centered woman_

[@jasmin5885]

Tina Fric 😂

[@graciedaughterofhecate1401]

Tina Fric YAAASSSS

[@tejabudja2374]

Lol i'm dying😂😂😂😂😂

[@pastelicloser3983]

Tina Fric and had no faith in boys

[@-blank-8545]

Yes

[@leoyori9829]

“My son and I play in the dark and in my arms without feet and legs” Me: *dials 911*

[@crazebanana6432]

Don’t worry she got in court and read something but the judge thought That she did not need that

[@Destinyty123]

XD XD XD

[@kennethfajardo9102]

Maybe he's an amputee, guys. Maybe he's just an amputee, *please.*

[@DonnaBrooks]

LMAO! I keep reading this & laughing my ass off every time!

[@vitormanuel9889]

@@crazebanana6432 Child, suddenly in the dark touching me

[@elena-fs9kf]

"Who took the children" 😂

[@leylacummins7843]

I don’t know, I just don’t know...

[@retropolis_fae]

"Somebody took our kids."

[@patrickmccurry1563]

CPS. She liked playing with them in the dark.

[@codymondeel7767]

elena 13 I took the children

[@roguishpaladin]

Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that.

[@angelinaranyal384]

*"He is my daughter , I'll be your husband"* Ya I died.

[@robbietheweirdo]

Yeah how does that work

[@GabrielHernandez-zp1ke]

Me too. I replayed that part 100 times 🤣🤣

[@zarfishanmustafa3868]

Hahahahahhahaha same

[@harlycorner]

I laughed so hard that I wet both my eyes and pants

[@leoyori9829]

I was dead years before this because too much laughing because of TRANSLATOR FAILS

[@lightningdg5562]

"He is my daughter, I will be your husband" *_what_*

[@lemonfork1152]

Screw gender roles!

[@oddpotato4038]

gay detected 😂😂

[@Facelessheep]

Lightning The Dragon i thought you said you were a woman???? 😂😂😂

[@robinchesterfield42]

This is one of the more messed-up relationships I've seen in a Google Translate song. Nobody seems to even KNOW their gender or what role they're trying to be, somebody took their children, and they don't even care because they were just boys anyway. FAMILY OF THE YEAR, EVERYONE!

[@rickrolledsoul3920]

Sound kinda.. incestious..?

[@camx8027]

"He is a boy, there is no hope in that" Middle school relationships in a nutshell

[@angelapawluk3614]

Lol

[@blumoon212]

XD

[@thesnekshed4380]

My straight friends: he’s cute! My trixic self: sorry he’s a boy, there is no hope in that

[@ShayerSUtsho]

Even without looking at your name I got the distinct feeling that you're a woman

[@blumoon212]

@@ShayerSUtsho Who ?

[@jamesslick4790]

"I am beautiful and beautiful", Well, She's not wrong....

[@geradhuman3971]

James Slick neither you're

[@jackm867]

Gerad Human what

[@phroggothephirst6288]

When some girls have too much confidence(But not Melinda)

[@jackm867]

Why does everybody in this comment section have bad grammar

[@NeverOhVer]

K mate

[@denaejoy612]

I love how the song is so silly but u sing it with so much passion😂😂

[@dustyb58]

her harmonies are lit

[@julz3tt3]

Unicorn Child she's great at vocals and her expressions are perfect

[@denaejoy612]

Julz XD yeah

[@linafilms]

Yep lol I’m dying 😝

[@bleh1569]

1:51 "Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have" -Google Translate 2017 XD

[@felicvik9456]

Google translate is the most nonsensicle feminist in the world

[@darthgames3]

@@felicvik9456 people with Minecraft pfps cannot be trusted

[@hopebagel3514]

Popular Girls be like: "I am beautiful and beautiful"

[@therussianpeanut1328]

@Teerada Samanmit i a girl

[@ArabelaNacs]

@@therussianpeanut1328 i a girl

[@zagnose]

@@ArabelaNacs i a girl

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@therussianpeanut1328 i a boy

[@GUSFrmOwlHouse]

I a tomboy. Sorry I just saw a pattern and thought id follow it. What I meant to say is I'm a. Boyish girl. Also known as a tomboy, but some people don't know that's what tomboy means, so that's why I said boyish girl

[@discoverdrones9210]

*"Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have"* -GOOGLE TRANSLATE 2017!

[@classicnowaar]

ayyy 420

[@notyourbusiness106]

Died laughing at that point

[@maria-xf7bp]

ayeeeeee

[@wizard1494]

" (I'm sorry, he's a boy) (There's no hope in that) "

[@nightcorelovernamedemily4460]

SkyDrop lol boys kinda suck if they are rude

[@damonferrara3637]

This part's true.

[@stefa_]

Nightcore Lover named Emily lol so too girls

[@wuzzyyy_]

Aedix The Cat my mom the second im born

[@normalperson659]

@Ava Linehan God will not permit you into heaven.( Not being rude just stating what I believe in.)

[@bryce4395]

"I have more power than I have" Sounds legit

[@greenwing1305]

I accidentally disliked your comment because I was laughing too hard. LOLOL (just fixed it)

[@eppxk]

Duh!

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

The floor isn't made of floor

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

"Yes I'm a women. And I have more power then I have!"

[@aparnasrijith5654]

"Yes I'm a women . And I have more power than I have ." "He's my daughter , I'll be your husband" ~google translate 2017

[@pikawesome8401]

Google translate be supportin em LGBTQ

[@kissssneyreyes4005]

#transparenting sorry i'll get out...

[@teodorajovcevska1888]

“He is my daughter,I will be your husband” wait what?😂

[@functionleia3703]

Tbh that first line sounds really transphobic not sure about the second part though

[@chirpchirpy123]

Fanfic authors be like...

[@charo1554]

Somebody took our kids. Me as a parent.

[@reynhacoezy5510]

I can relate because I’m a kid

[@hazimhamid4992]

Found your kid. It's right above my comment

[@pickletickle9563]

Ayyyy I was the person who got it from 999 to 1,000. I can now tick that off the bucketlist

[@katjaristanovic9076]

Me too

[@reaganac3233]

monika u

[@stephanietaylor6069]

"He is my daughter" Yep.

[@gquackstery888]

Stephanie Taylor drag king?

[@eggy_triceratops4583]

Of course he is her daughter totally makes sense?

[@GreniNot]

Seems legit...

[@vanessaadiyasa7228]

super gary Yep. So much sense

[@Faris-zw7uw]

transgender

[@juliecohngreene]

This sounds like a court statement of some sort where she’s trying to get custody of her kid and randomly starts telling her life story.

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

Touching him?

[@BixLovesMiley]

"If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy." That's actually really sweet and caring!

[@somewitchery417]

It’s probably just to make up for someone taking the kids

[@kjupiters]

"I am beautiful and beautiful." Okay, you are 😂 Every lyric in this song is so fckin funny 😂😂

[@miracleschmidt4342]

Karla Jupiters I'm gonna assume that you meant fricking

[@serenabertollo6182]

😂😂😂😂

[@durpddurke4633]

Am I the only one questioning the lines of child abuse?

[@reynhacoezy5510]

What do you mean

[@valerieflores3165]

Uncharted Raider yeah what do you mean?

[@insanebutnotinsane8042]

*My son and I play in the dark. That's creepy. And in my arms.* *Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me.* *Love, Who took the children.* *More and more neglected.*

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Insane But Not Insane This was a troll XD

[@gmo2144]

Why do I see you everywhere

[@helo3808]

"child suddenly in the dark, touching me" *wait*

[@mirishikibacchus6862]

FBI OPEN UP!!

[@fleetwoodmacklemore]

"Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have" -Google Translate, 2017

[@helili]

Person: So what do you and your kids do together Me: Oh we just play in the dark without our legs, nothing special

[@selenaivanovic2348]

aaand there's some thouching

[@Imbriananeely]

in arms

[@JcoolTheShipBuilder]

*sirens*

[@InactiveTwig]

😅

[@myrtonouli3904]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bryce4395]

"I'm an angel On the other hand It's not valid Goodnight" Me in a nutshell lolol

[@eppxk]

😂 😂 😂 😂 Bahaahagahagahagagaghhhaa

[@tooth_butter9258]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

[@AradoX0]

The utterly perfect ending, to a [lacking fitting adjectives here. Could ask google. But then again - just no] song. Really, simply beautiful ending. I'm still dying of laughter here!

[@orrinpants]

@@eppxk I used google to translate spaghetti language to English. IT WORKED! I'm sorry your needs are not net

[@orrinpants]

Me too

[@frozendaffodil3272]

Google translate: "I'm an angel" Also Google translate: "It's not valid" Me: oh you probably forgot to renew ur angel license

[@wlouderback02]

XD nice 👌

[@Caledoniadream]

😂

[@KKUNIQUE.]

And scan more is trying to do it again xD

[@biboymasky2647]

Lol

[@francescasabor8027]

That's hilarious

[@MirkaKaroliina]

"Somebody took our kids?" Killed me xD

[@emmag.7142]

It was Google translate who took them!

[@kwarantine_kween5589]

"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" "WOAH, WOAH!" I died laughing 😂😂

[@kaylakaty132]

haha IKR

[@fogtheghost]

what's up with google translate being a perv in this one.

[@Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n]

@@fogtheghostyou mean pedophile?

[@golden6209]

Same!

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

Should I be scared?

[@ohhaihooman6776]

"They are boys too, but we do not have much love" 😂

[@settledown_em]

**small voice from the back** gaayyyyyy

[@gracesal8139]

"Sorry, he is a boy there is no hope in that"

[@rvaem]

*im gay*

[@feeldatrythm1703]

"He is my daughter, im am a husband"

[@averlynnerorytarmidji9235]

How can a daughter be a boy

[@endergirl1421]

2:44 “My son and I play in the dark In my arms Without feet and legs.” “Child in the dark, touching me.” FBI OPEN UP

[@bekah13]

google translate is a perv 😂😂

[@jellyseafoamm]

3:29 i think this is the what happened next

[@wlouderback02]

XD

[@manologamerss5801]

"When I read in court, do well"

[@urmom-rk2wb]

im crying this took a weird turn

[@iangonzalvo4716]

"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" isnt this a plot for a horror movie?

[@debbskyj]

Carlo Ian Gonzalvo especially when they have no arms or feet and then she ends up in court lol

[@tea5805]

more like an illegal porn plot

[@lukathefennecfox2423]

“GOOGLE TRANSLATES PERFECT BY ED SHEERAN (GONE SEXUAL)”

[@thythegamer4244]

Debra Jefferson ummmm....how do you have exactly 666 likes............your the next horror movie

[@tannem2006]

'I see the front of my eyes. Wait, how does that work?' Mirrors, my dear

[@zozupskystar8639]

Loved this comment...also 200th like!

[@kdemetter]

Oh, ok. I was thinking of The Headless Way (meditation) , but I guess mirrors works as well.

[@BlueStar4040]

@@kdemetter whaa- I was thinking abt mirrors and dreams

[@samanta4115]

"Yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have" YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT, LIKE COME ON

[@night2rose436]

“What if Ed Sheeran’s Perfect was put into several different layers of Google Translate?” Me: oh well than it ain’t so perfect, ain’t it?

[@subway830]

LMFAO

[@Shirleydocious]

First sentence “I love me” ... yup this is going to be great xD

[@xlbloggergamer607]

You love you

[@aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Shirleydocious 😂😂😂

[@pauldixita9760]

He is my daughter and I'll be ur husband OMFG 😂😂😂

[@user-kq2vw5hh1t]

,,Please prefer our favorite favorite" - Google Translate 2k17

[@kittycoolcat7]

I made epic story: A woman has a son, but is ashamed that he’s a boy. She makes him cook and do chose, but one day, she snaps. She starts cheating with a person from Thailand, and to make sure that the person does not know that she ever had a son, she goes out at night and kills said son. The next day, she regrets what she’d done and goes back, only for the furious spirit of her son to get revenge. This song is her reflecting on her life as she is killed. Give me lines to explain with this story. Please.

[@zing9843]

Cool Google translate theory bro

[@conlon4332]

1:24 If you're looking for a product I'll get you a copy.

[@kittycoolcat7]

@@conlon4332 She tries to sell the son. She fails.

[@eagenthorror]

This however fails to mention some implied child molestation by a parent. What i see in this song i a narcissistic man who molested his son.

[@steveharris2451]

@@kittycoolcat7 1:39

[@melchanningly9610]

"I love me" "I am beautiful and beautiful" "I know that I am an Angel" Wow, Google translate really does think it's Perfect.

[@cassiewilson4981]

Google translate is very narcissistic it just loves itself

[@claudiucampan7954]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ilvostrocarodextereal]

Meliseratta Channingly Hahahahah

[@amberpearson6795]

"My son and I play in the dark, and In my arms, without feet and legs" wtf!!??? 😂😂

[@adobongbutiki4321]

Amber Pearson so creepy tho 😂

[@starship2143]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sharktwoth]

Amber Pearson Google Translate

[@wingdingsgaster1614]

Read it as: My son and i played in the dark in arms

[@yoMC18]

This comment is underrated

[@matiskrawiec]

"My son and I play in the dark And in my arms Without feet and legs" Yeah... Sure...

[@ronamaeloyola8187]

...and scan more

[@AntoineViallonDevelloper]

I burst out loud at that one. I'm crying of joy 😂

[@minerva147]

*Alabama intensiefies*

[@As_Silent_As_Forest]

No wonder somebody took their children

[@lakegulian3598]

Minerva Holmes oh my god you made me spit my apple juice- yes I’m a child I love apple juice

[@justap5155]

Google Translate :"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me " Me: Wait what?!

[@bcrooky8509]

Probably a child trying to wake up their mother at 2am because they feel sick...

[@justap5155]

@@bcrooky8509 Yeah... definitely ;)

[@Charmynox]

"Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that." me as a lyric

[@xoopaxoopa414]

Charmynox lol egalitarianists be like-

[@stabwoundblues]

I read that as soon as that played

[@hashmeme]

This was so accurate though omg

[@Loonaurtheworld]

ME AF 😂😂🔫🔫

[@kaylaanderson1760]

Truer words were never spoken

[@neema.-.4606]

I need Ed Sheeran to react to this 😂❤️😭👌🏼

[@bluestonetimes7264]

Omg true

[@kahhoegoh1557]

REACTION TIME!!!!!!!!!! :)

[@seafoam8845]

Omg yassss he would seriously be so confused

[@David_Thompson]

Neema he may be otherwise engaged - because Ed just announced his engagement!! Let's hope it will be perfect!!!

[@David_Thompson]

Shiny Sylveon I KNOW! 💑💕💟💗💖💋💍💎🎩💘💓💞😅 That's enough emojis - Ed!

[@rochelloelofsen6471]

"I'm sorry he's just a boy, there is no hope in that" lmao

[@SnowyHilly]

Rochell Oelofsen Very Feminist song

[@britsaunders7901]

הילה שורץ feminazi song*

[@paigey-poo4235]

I'm gonna quote that so much

[@hopez.4901]

My favorite part

[@Anko3342]

He's just a boy, and she's just a girl. Can't i make it any more obvious?

[@confusedscreaming5380]

"Love, who took the children?" "Dear, you killed a child." I am sensing a pattern...

[@ingelalindell8923]

Same

[@deepakddx333]

Your name fits perfectly 🤣🤣

[@alicetutton06]

3 weeks ago: “I must marry Korea” Now: “But Thailand kissed me” Does google translate have a fetish for countries?

[@oliviagruss2378]

AllyThe Charizard What video is the Korea one from

[@chickenpie7836]

Just Around the Riverbend Olivia Gruss

[@tiaradactyl1518]

THIS IS THE DRAMA I LIVE FOR

[@Amanda-zg4lq]

AllyThe Charizard Hetalia

[@eleanorbarkla2765]

hetalia

[@jadeandblood]

I love that every "Oooo" faces makes a weird look everytime 'son', 'child' and 'dark' is mentioned in the same sentence, and then there's one unbothered Malinda who kept singing.

[@CorticalCirclet]

Yep....except for "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me." That one was beyond the pale, and all the vocalizing Malindas were horrified. Sounds about right.

[@Chorsanoidka]

look! another comment where I made the holy number appear!

[@mizucakes]

"yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have" *-google translate 2017* Im laughing so hard Edit: OMFG THIS IS LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER I GOT SO MANY LIKES NOT EXPECTED AT ALL XDDD I WANTED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN AND WENT TO THE COMMENT SECTION 😂

[@Azarathboy]

Eva Kamysheva Empowerment quote right here

[@rawasrandomchannel9729]

Eva Kamysheva i

[@leapriscan4507]

Eva Kamysheva honestly, same

[@albond]

Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.

[@moondust2365]

Eva Kamysheva Sounds like something Hilary Clinton would say... Just my opinion...

[@emoelmo7185]

“We are confident that time is over” Girl, what you’ve created is a song that warned us. *it was a sign*

[@carlijn.meijers]

'Sorry he's a boy there is no hope in that' 😂😂 'Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have' 😂😂

[@queenbooklover1351]

FEMANISM!

[@afsheensuleman5016]

Girl power!!!

[@lad1198]

Twitter girls be like

[@conlon4332]

1:44 0:36 Ok, it's confirmed: Google is a lesbian.

[@eloiseafton9640]

@@conlon4332 yessss

[@charo1554]

Doctor:so whats your problem? Me:Baby had a great nap in hand.

[@agkittycakes7149]

I'm Bored iiii

[@mizucakes]

I Relate to your name

[@veggiet2009]

Doctor: Dear, It's okay, tonight....

[@albond]

AgKittyCakes7 14 Don't spam.

[@emeraldturtle8393]

Doctor: Darling adjust your hand

[@kal_cite]

legend says that she's still asleep, and dinner's still not ready

[@dvorah7516]

Blaikal Gaming ツ lol

[@wolfeclipse9666]

OMG 😂 that's so true!

[@wlouderback02]

Lol

[@honee_vii]

Ok. WHY DO YOU SING SO WELL?! JESUS

[@Fromdunyatoakhira]

I know who took the children. Child Protective Services took them after hearing this very alarming song 🤣

[@gavinoaw]

Yes, that's exactly what happened! 🤣 This comment made me laugh so much 🤣🤣 I love how towards the end the song started to sound a little like a child molester's testimony in court!

[@Trintin]

@@gavinoaw “If you’re looking for a product, I’ll get you a copy” she’s trying to bribe the jury!

[@juliawburn2352]

I know that I am an angel.....on the other hand....it's not valid. goodnight

[@Mihnea_Darian31]

In my country is night, so it is valid, this means i will say Good Morning!

[@musicaltrash3567]

*is dinner ready yet* *Just be patient* *I'm hungry* *S A M E M E E V E R Y D A Y*

[@bluestonetimes7264]

gaius -candy theif ahhahhahahhhahah

[@tamasjambor8668]

Is it weird that I listen to these Google Translated songs more than the original songs?

[@Croftice1]

Nope, most people, who discovered Malinda, listen to her versions rather than the original songs. It's how the universe works.

[@Naisavrein]

@@Croftice1 I second this!

[@josef-1209]

I find them more fun to listen to than the original songs, lol.

[@isidorvestin1053]

Same

[@bnice2mepls]

CHID SUDDENLY IN THE DARK, *TOUCHING ME* *Yes hello, police?*

[@mattieharrison1635]

Panda_Cat 95 lol I Know right

[@Chick3n_wing]

Lmao

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Panda_Cat 95 Yes that the woman right here

[@nah9466]

Chid

[@nah9466]

Ahem.... CHID 😬

[@pb222221]

"Sorry, he's a boy" "There is no hope in that" Ouch. What a way to turn someone down.

[@mayajoy7248]

SO MUCH of this is right up there with Gradually Watermelon. Google Translate seems to have a thing about Ed Sheeran.

[@arielgaray302]

Maya Joy Who wouldn't have a thing about Ed Sheeran 😍😅😅😅

[@mariamhassouna3335]

😂

[@attheedgeofbrink2317]

"If you're looking for a product" would've been the perfect place to sponsor *raid shadow legends*

[@rika6108]

*I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have* Very inspirational, google, thanks.

[@temporary0insanity]

Google is a feminist, yup. ;)

[@ruby7458]

"He is a boy, there is no hope in that." I love how most of her songs are a little gay in some way

[@Jursutin]

I didn't see it in a gay way I thought it was more like "ughh I've had enough of boys"

[@ntm4]

Yup, she prefers countries now (Thailand in particular).

[@alien-vj2hd]

knightingale that would just be fucked up

[@gaylefetalsana9413]

Hahaha.. Aaaaand. There it is. Thats what I thought too!!

[@robinj1482]

Sorry he’s a boy 😂

[@galathyns]

*YES I'M A WOMAN AND I HAVE MORE POWER THAN I HAVE* - #googletranslate2K17 Edit: HOLY HECC THAT'S MORE THAN MY OWN LIKE THX GUYS

[@robertjoey1063]

Google Translate for president! It seems to support feminism, gay marriage, anti-racism and many other things!

[@galathyns]

Apparently the Ed Sheeran is a girl, who is a husband and has kids, and a narcissist, and is really hungry, she's an angel, she likes to nap, she neglects things, she is crazy and likes scary things and she French kisses Thailand, and she really likes power that is more than what she have and someone took he children

[@galathyns]

XxDachshundxX Productions that sounds about right

[@thisisforaproject5021]

GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR WORLD RULER 2020!

[@kwookie1535]

YAAAS♀️

[@bassyxgrelle8659]

We went from self confidence to *child, suddenly in the dark, touching me*

[@thisisforaproject5021]

So, I think this is what has happened: Malinda, a feminist, has sons and a daughter. Someone has taken her children, so she is trying to find them. She is in the dark, so the children touch her. But one of her sons doesn’t have arms or legs. Malinda also thinks very highly of herself, and doesn’t like boys. Also, she’s not sure if she is living. She’s also in a relationship with Thailand, the father of her kids. Being in a relationship with Thailand allows her to get products and give you a copy. She is a huge narcissist who French kisses Thailand and doesn’t know if she is alive or dead. Thailand will jump to protect her at any point in time. She apologizes to any parent who gets a son instead of a daughter. She is also very hungry, so she’s asking Thailand to get certain spaghetti flavors. She read in court to become the president and ban boys from America, and her acceptance speech is on a mountaintop with random skiers. (She thinks sometimes that she is a boy though, so she thinks she is Thailand’s husband sometimes) MOTHER BONDING WITH HER KIDS MUCH? Comment stuff I should add!

[@galathyns]

ThisIsForA Project but don't forget she's someone's husband

[@thisisforaproject5021]

Darius Davis She must also be Thailand’s husband!

[@galathyns]

ThisIsForA Project also she french kissed Thailand, and is a huge narcissist, and she doesn't know if she is dead or alive, and her love is personified enough to jump

[@wallewaltz]

omg this is so fucked up dgkjlsd

[@galathyns]

ThisIsForA Project also she may or may not killed time and loves spaghetti flavors

[@leylacummins7843]

When perfect becomes more perfect...

[@MidnightTheKitten]

"If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy" "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it" "Please prefer our favorite favorite" Okay, so apparently Ed Sheeran is now a person on TV trying to sell us something that has spaghetti flavors...

[@TheAlienPoison]

It's SATAN'S RESTURANT!

[@destinyyoung7347]

SATANS RESTAURANT ONLY SELLS PASTA!

[@itz_gacha_meh4937]

​@@destinyyoung7347 you can find pasta as you bleed

[@mostannoyingscaramain]

"I am beautiful, and *beautiful."* "Sorry, he's a boy, there's no hope in that." "But Thailand kissed me" "Had a great nap, in hand, more and more neglected." "Fear in your Favorite music, if you're looking for a product, i'll get you a copy." "But you hear, dear, my dinner." "Yes I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have." "Love, who took the children-" *(Hol up-)* "They are boys too, but we do not have much love." "You probably have a lot of [$37 M] things.." "Darling adjust your hand, he is my daughter, I will be your husband" "I see the front of my eyes" "Without feet and legs" (....) "Dear, it's okay, tonight." "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it" *_"But I know, that I am an angel,"_* (Damn, modest much?) "It's not valid, *goodnight."*

[@cellulardata6297]

"Fear in your favorite music" pretty much this series

[@bwiebertram]

Whyt are you

[@blesilabajio5748]

Gret nem

[@mqrxia]

where i live, there's like a trend to dance on "perfect" by ed sheeran at your wedding. but at my wedding i will dance on this.

[@gryphka]

YES ME TOO

[@ak-lr7wy]

Lol! It’s official!

[@jacklynbakare8521]

Yes me too

[@erikperhs_]

Hope you don't plan to have kids then.....

[@user-dw6zg5fc5t]

I will too if i get married if i do not i will try to meet any of you

[@athdawg27]

me as a worker in a beauty shop... *If you're looking for a product...I'll get you a copy.* 😂

[@octavot2930]

"yes I'm a woman. And I have more power than I have" 🤧 Such wise words

[@TrumpTube123]

"It's not valid. Good night." -Malinda Kathleen Reese

[@vi9486]

TrumpTube NONONONONOOOO it's google translate 2k17

[@werewolftitan9038]

3:33 Child, this is why you lost your feet and legs...

[@snoproblem]

Can't screw with diabetes, it'll mess you up.

[@galathyns]

Malinda: Goodnight *awkwardly scoots off the screen* AND WHERE WAS THE "WHY YES I THING I LIKED THAT

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

Darius Davis I *thing* I liked that too(I liked the comment... your comment)

[@Naisavrein]

How is it that each of Malinda's songs get better/funnier each and every time you listen to them?! Love it!

[@nightcoregirl9147]

"Sorry he's a boy, there is no hope i n that" This just tells everything about my crush 😂

[@bnice2mepls]

I’m beautiful... and beautiful

[@WinterDutchie]

What a selfish gal...

[@Rita-kx1cm]

"He is my daughter, I will be your husband" 😂😂😂

[@flaregamer7896]

Can I have the time?

[@crackersandcheese9229]

Flare Gamer 2.35

[@conlon4332]

0:20 When you're very self confident and running out of adjectives.

[@literally_just_art8952]

"Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that" Me, a lesbian: me too girl, me too

[@ArtisticSin]

Literally_Just_Art *slides in to replies* hello where on earth are you

[@normalperson659]

😓😦

[@boyboss3322]

Im also lesbian

[@broseidon1658]

Screaming fangirl Daisuki Oh noes, it’s a gay.

[@leticiadantas2741]

"they are boys too but we do not have much love" preach

[@addison4597]

“Darling adjust your hand, he is your daughter, I will be your husband”-google translate 2017

[@gretcheneddy2680]

You got 69 likes!

[@geethikayadlapati4009]

Damnn give this child a medal

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

Love,Who took the children?

[@Trinthegay]

Sweet sweet Thailand...

[@Sx--F]

THIS IS LITERALLY A GIRL SUDDENLY DROPPING HINTS THAT SHE IS HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS?

[@maria-xf7bp]

lol

[@fartballs9]

And that she's a lesbian!

[@fartballs9]

Have you seen the Look What you Made Me Do one 😂😂😂?

[@cjohnson8389]

"And I have more power than I have" *So inspiring*

[@theblackstardisciple]

"Sorry he's a boy" "yes i'm a woman and i have more power than i have" " there are boys too but we do not have much love" FEMENISM!

[@claudiucampan7954]

MrInVeNT DROId 😂😂😂😂

[@kaix7891]

MrInVeNT DROId ikr!

[@julz3tt3]

MrInVeNT DROId yeah I noticed that. What was with the daughter ill be your husband shit? Translate got messed up

[@Randomperson-xh7jw]

Jump to your favourite parts- 0:05 I love me 0:12 My love just jumped 0:15 And my leader continued 0:20 I am beautiful and beautiful 0:28 I'm sure I'm living 0:36 Sorry, he's a boy 0:39 There is no hope in that 0:43 At this point I'm willing to give you 0:51 But Thailand kissed me 0:54 Your heart is mine 0:58 We will keep yourself in front of you 1:04 Baby 1:09 Had a great nap 1:13 In hand 1:16 More and more neglected 1:20 Fear in your favourite music 1:23 If you're looking for a product 1:27 I'll get you a copy 1:31 But you heard,dear,my dinner 1:44 Yes, I'm a woman. And I have more power than I have 1:52 One day his fate unites 2:00 I have the power 2:03 To love and keep my confidentiality 2:07 Love,who took the children 2:13 They are boys too, but we do not have much love 2:18 You probably have a lot of things 2:22 We are confident that time is over 2:30 Darling,adjust your hand 2:34 He is my daughter, I'll be your husband 2:38 I see the front of my eyes 2:44 My son and I play in the dark 2:52 And in my arms 2:55 Without feet and legs 3:00 And scan more 3:03 When I read in court, do well 3:09 I do not need this 3:12 Dear, it's okay tonight 3:19 Random people skiing 3:30 Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me 3:41 With spaghetti flavours, you will miss it 3:44 Please prefer our favourite favourite 3:48 Amazing in my mind 3:52 But I know that I am an angel 3:58 On the other hand 4:02 It's not valid 4:10 Good night And for those who broke the replay button- 0:05 0:05 0:05 0:05 0:05 0:05

[@user-hd1np6cq2w]

TYYYY :3

[@user-hd1np6cq2w]

Oh god I broke the I'm a woman and i have more power than I have ;-;

[@maxngr]

~ Achievement unlocked ~

[@evcaaa]

OMG how much time did you spent on this?

[@markmyname2607]

"My son and I play in the dark" "Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" HAHAHA😂😂😂 Never thought Perfect gets sexual.... How lovely the kids... I bet they play a lot in the dark HAHAHA Edit: ADDITIONAL THING TO MY COMMENT... HER EMOTIONS AT THE CHILD SCENE😂😂😂

[@rogojangiulia2843]

Oh, no! That means that Ed Sheeran is pedophile?!😂😂😂

[@Kirgaby]

@@rogojangiulia2843 that means google translate is a pedophile

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Mark MyName We are talking about a Ed Sheran song .... IT CAN ALWAYS BE SEXUALIZED

[@brookewright7058]

Everything can be sexualized now. 🙄

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

Love,Who took the CHILDREN?

[@apodofseals]

"Who took the children?" Judging by some of the other parts, probably Child Protective Services.

[@CeruleanSeal]

I somehow did not even begin to process how amazing and hilarious this one is. Why is it always the Ed Sheeran translates that become the best? it's so hard to narrow down just even 5 favorite moments in this one.

[@erikatoledo2804]

Let us not forget how in shape of you there was the birth of gradually watermelon 🍉

[@saswatibiswas6770]

Seal Sixfour ikr

[@saswatibiswas6770]

Hidden Star yeah! *Slowly picks up watermelon*

[@CeruleanSeal]

Exactly what I mean by the GTS with Ed Sheeran being the best. I have to wonder what other gold mines we'll see from his music later on.

[@saswatibiswas6770]

Seal Sixfour i agree!

[@jillbaker2]

*I love me* *I am beautiful and beautiful* *Sorry he's a boy, there is no hope in that* *Your heart is mine* *More and more neglected* Conclusion - Google Translate needs to have romance lessons

[@martynap2930]

Google translate is just a lonely lesbian, apparently

[@normalperson659]

@@martynap2930 I think of google translate as a boy.

[@Imbriananeely]

feminists be like

[@princessibanez6993]

I

[@DaSpringBunny]

It said I AM A WOMAN

[@galathyns]

HONEY YES I AM READY THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME YASSSS