DESTROYING SUPERHEROES using GOOGLE TRANSLATE (ft. React!)

[@twistedtranslations]

My wonderful loves here’s the link to the album pre-order before it comes out September 14th!! Get hype! apple.co/2MHtbIF

[@leovl1697]

wow early lol

[@corvusnine8167]

Translator Fails woohoo! (Although I'll be depressed for at least a month after D2 Forsaken comes out at Sep 4).

[@corvusnine8167]

Also.. should I make Ann is the Man into a real thing?

[@rickycollins7723]

This was amazing

[@bowtiesrcoolmonksrnot3272]

Totally off topic but could you do Pixar according to google translate sometime?

[@4N1]

‘Twas a great time, thanks for having us on!

[@tanveerpfizer]

How do you not have any comments?! Damn Canada man should be a real thing mainly because I'm Canadian ÙwÚ Also, you killed that challenge!!!

[@TheTradge]

Your response to "this is a guy" made me LOL =P

[@goldsushi9003]

@@tanveerpfizer also Canadian and I agree, Canada Man should exist

[@Invalid-user13k]

Yes

[@raeciusscaeva4184]

Nanny Karma, that one would teach the kids a good lesson...

[@teucer915]

Her secret identity? Mary Poppins

[@Nicamon]

Or,even better,Nanny McPhee...;-]

[@koolkitty108]

Super nanny?

[@theoumber6604]

Umbrella Lady

[@lilsisasu]

teucer915 I was thinking the same thing!

[@moiralindner7663]

The senior citizens are a elderly bowling league that got powers when the bowling alley was attacked and burned. they were given invulnerability and the ability to morph into bowling balls

[@ohhaihooman6776]

Moira Lindner I want this as a movie

[@bat5421]

not the bowling alley. the bingo game

[@bessieburnet9816]

That does sound cool

[@timbuktu8069]

Led by The Golden Oldie!

[@luneaurelie]

@@timbuktu8069 or goldie oldie lol

[@corvusnine8167]

Ann is the man's backstory: One day, a scientist named Anthony was mysteriously transported into a parallel world of Earth that only consists of women. He can't figure out a way to go back to Earth so he had to disguise as a woman to not get too much attention while he tries to find a way back. He adapted the name "Ann". But after a bunch of scientific experiments that failed to transport himself back to Earth, he accidentally let in a bunch more men who are apparently evil because story, and so he decided that, since he can't get back to Earth anyways, he might just go ahead and use his science to battle evil Earth men. And then he ended up a hero and revealed to the world that he is actually a dude. Then he finally found a way back to Earth. But his legacy remained as Ann is the Man. I'm so talented. The Crossover: Ann is the Man went back to Earth and found that it has been a few centuries since he got transported into the women world and decided that since nobody knows him now, he might just keeps doing the superhero job. He and a bunch of other heroes such as Captain Miracle, Cheetah Do and the Doctor is Weird formed a group called Senior Citizens, and they protect the Earth together as an alliance. Then they met GIA Diamonds, the space equivalent of Senior Citizens, and there ended up being an Infinite Warfare (sorry Call of Duty!) against an overpowered space entity called Drunk. Drunk was searching for a man called When You Are Young so he can return to his more powerful version, Drink. To do so, he must gather the 5 Limitless Gems-- Datolite Rasorite Indigolite Neslite Kinradite But then the Senior Citizens and GIA Diamonds stopped him in a span of 2 movies. In the first movie, GIA Diamond's leader, the King of the Planet (yes, I google translated Star-Lord), f^cked up the plan and the studios (me, of course) had to make a sequel to make things right.

[@zourax12]

So.. when's the movie coming?

[@gayandtired5370]

I present to you... Corvus Nine... the next Stan Lee Read the above in the girl from guardians of the galaxy who blew ups voice I don’t know how to spell her name

[@platypus6810]

Corpus Nine: the World's Smartest Person Since Steven Hawking (WSPSSH)

[@corvusnine8167]

Zourax 12 september 4, 2018 when Destiny 2's DLC Forsaken strikes because at that time I will be depressed af and make a movie :) it's not a long wait

[@corvusnine8167]

Thank you guys. I'm the best.

[@alexandernikitin2448]

"Who are you?" "I'm... Sorry." [Hans Zimmer music]

[@arsontoast5981]

Now all I can think is Ann the man nanny karma and senior citizens crossover it would be great

[@arsontoast5981]

Oh and rinse

[@arsontoast5981]

Ok just all of them it would be great but Anne the man and this is a man should be a team

[@catsandclassics]

YESSSSSS

[@fyrefrost1898]

Don’t forget Bullet Helena

[@fyrefrost1898]

and This Is A Guy

[@callumbulbeck2811]

CANADA MAN *IM SORRY*

[@trinitywidmann7295]

Fallout Spectre That actually sounds like a good superhero name

[@callumbulbeck2811]

@@trinitywidmann7295 his super power would be being too kind

[@koolkitty108]

he blasts out maple syrup from his gun.

[@martynap2930]

He apologises for everything

[@kipandren]

As I recall, there is actually a Captain Canuck. Don't remember what his powers were, so I will just assume he was Dudley Do-Right in tights.

[@araa4055]

"Eric's one semester in Spanish really help him". Yes, because everybody knows that Thor in Spanish is pronounced SORRY. ,😂

[@glorietterose7466]

As a native spanish speaker, I confirm that info :v

[@danielconlin653]

It's not that hard to see. Thor is sorry with a lisp minus the y.

[@pauch2270]

@@danielconlin653 That really does make sense although I figured it out by a different (and more complicated) method. My native language is German and I read somwhere that sorry could be translated as "erbärmlich" (something along the lines of pitiful). I thought it somewhat similar to the oldfashioned word Thor which in German describes a person who acts illogical or plainly dumb.

[@luneaurelie]

This makes no sense but still liked it

[@japanpanda2179]

More so in Japanese than Spanish. They can't pronounce "th" at all.

[@superwests]

It is confirmed that Captain Miracle, GIA Diamonds, The doctor is weird, Cheetah Do, Ann is the man, When you are young, Senior citizens, Nanny Karma, Bullet Helena, Close the defaults, Rinse, Payments, This is a guy, SORRY, and Drunk will be in Avengers 4.

[@thisisaretiredprojectmarco4449]

Yeet, I'm so excited to see all the characters. #Avengers4Hype

[@superwests]

#Avengers4Hype

[@matthewjohnson427]

Seriously, though, I'd pay to see a Malinda Kathleen Reese Google Translate Cinematic Universe.

[@superwests]

Matthew Johnson Coming soon to a theater near you...

[@jazzman1596]

**This is a guy. Don’t forget the period 😆

[@linhvu5898]

Google Translate, destroying superheros since infinity gauntlet Im sorry

[@nicolerobertson2654]

Some Random Cat Get out

[@gayandtired5370]

Don’t worry people this comment is depressing but I can assure you the sun WILL shine on us again

[@corvusnine8167]

Some Random Cat don't be sorry we will have a sequel

[@pogigwapo5093]

Sorry or Thor?

[@antares6167]

You are Sorry? Canada Man, is that you?!

[@laylaabdul3329]

Ann is the Man: A transgender superhero film

[@chamomilejester6503]

well then it was not missing the T (For trans)

[@demi_demon]

I would watch that.

[@najrenchelf2751]

If you come up with a legit story line - pitch it to someone!

[@addiec8782]

Layla Abdul LOL

[@strawberrycoolatta]

The movie is written by Corvus Nine

[@AlexKnauth]

*English*: Avengers! Infinity War. -> *Hawaiian*: Nā uku hoʻopaʻi! ʻO ke kaua pauʻole. -> *English*: Payments! The battle of poverty.

[@psyducktective]

Well, it is infinite

[@hamstersandwich9917]

dafuq?

[@AlexKnauth]

I guess "Avenging" something might be equivalent to "payback", paying someone back in punishment for bad things they did. But then that turns into "payments", interpreted as having to pay someone money instead. Then "War" vs. "Battle" are related enough. And "infinity" gets translated to "pauʻole," but I have no idea what pauʻole means, or if it can mean different things depending on context.

[@koolkitty108]

HAHA! I have no idea why that made me laugh as hard as it did...

[@superwests]

I tried doing that myself in google translate and I got the same result lol. Maybe Google Translate is trying to tell us something...

[@avam1154]

The story of Ann is the Man *Clears throat* When Ann was a little boy, he was made fun of for his name. Because boys don’t usually have names like Ann. His whole childhood was a lonely part of his life. His parents would always say that he was an amazing boy and he didn’t deserve this. So, for ten years they thought of the perfect gift for Ann’s 20th birthday. It was a suit. And not just any average suit. It was green and had a strong chest plate made of Vibranum straight from Wakanda. The suit had a helmet, as well. The helmet was also green with a line of vibranium from the top of his head to his chin. On Ann’s 20th birthday he received the suit. The minute he saw it, he knew he would do great things with it. His superhero name was “ANNihalator” but everyone he met called him “Ann, my man” and changed it to “ Ann is the Man”. He made his living standing up to bullies and saving cats from trees. But his biggest dream is to fight alongside the Avengers. The End.

[@nathanisip]

Because senior citizens are real life superheroes! 👵

[@Catmum1998]

Jonathan Isip I read this before I watched the video and I was so confused 😂😂

[@nathanisip]

Jessica Francis Spoilers! 😇🤣

[@damien6298]

captain america and bucky are both senior citizens

[@koolkitty108]

RIP Ernest Borgnine (the voice of Mermaid Man from SpongeBob).

[@griffingurl3958]

@@damien6298 omgoodness yeeeesssss!!!!

[@musicaluprising924]

"'SORRY!' I just imagine someone walking through a door and saying, 'I'm SORRY!'" "It's Canada-Man!" "Hahaha!" Actually, there is a comic superhero who is Canadian with a similar name. His name is Captain Canuck.

[@AM-ox5us]

The great superhero time senior time. Captain Miracle - His job is as a doctor. He is a middle aged man. His catchphrase is close the defaults. Powers are flying, super strength and healing. Next is GIA Diamonds - She is a rich woman. Her passion is collecting diamonds. Her catchphrase is payments and the doctor is weird. Her powers are bright lights, and she pays for everything. Cheetah do - His job is as a zoo keeper. He has limited vocabulary. His catchphrase is drunk and rinse. He is very strong and can communicate with animals and ask them for help. Nanny karma - she is a Nanny who comes along and serves karma to bad parents. Her catchphrase is when you are young... She can put people to sleep and has superspeed. Bullet Helena - she works in a gun shop and knows all about them. She is a tomboy. Her catchphrase is Ann is the man and yes this is a guy. Also a MCR one courtesy of More than a little dead " I am not afraid to walk this world alone." Her powers are bullet proof and great skill with guns, as well as other weapons.

[@wen_drid]

Bullet Helena's catchphrases should include a MCR lyric (because why not)

[@wen_drid]

River Song "I am not afraid to walk this world alone"

[@luneaurelie]

Ok but GIA diamonds sounds pretty useless lmao

[@hunterlawrence3573]

Cool. I'd read comics about these heroes, especially Nanny Karma and Bullet Helena

[@measyou]

Bullet Helena sounds like a MCR cover band

[@angelskysilver5219]

Mcr return album, Bullet Helena. With songs such as senior citizens, sorry, drunk, and of course Captain Miracle

[@moondustshine9381]

I legit think 'The Doctor is strange' should be for Doctor Who...

[@rhiannon_legacy2108]

THAT'S PERFECT YESSS

[@dimondesalmon3078]

I mean Doctor Strange is strange

[@stargift]

The doctor is the strangest ever... but Chibnall is stranger

[@rhiannonarvin5408]

@@rhiannon_legacy2108 Hi there, I domt find allot of Rhiannons (sorry if this is awkward but im also a Rhiannon)

[@rhiannon_legacy2108]

@@rhiannonarvin5408 you're fine, and cool! I actually know one other Rhiannon but that's it lol. It's a pretty nice name if I do say so myself

[@bessieburnet9816]

6:26 Me as a superhero

[@potatogamer1877]

Elizabeth Brawn lol

[@hundred2949]

And I am hello

[@vgamesx1]

Sorry.

[@anastasiahan8461]

I love it lol

[@bessieburnet9816]

I apologize a lot in real life, so yeah.

[@aSceene]

6:25 She just suddenly exclaimed "It's Canada Man!" and a pic of him showed up, made me laugh so much lmao

[@aredworldwriter9083]

The backstory to 'Ann is the man' She was a really unknown hero but she saved the world like no man could. So people said Ann is the man. Whoop whoop!

[@Detwoit_Wions]

i am the man *cough* *points to name*

[@Greenstiker8975]

a back story for all the translated super heroes captain miracle- he has the power to wake miracles happen similar to jesus GIA diamonds- his name is Gustaf Ignor Agent and he throws diamonds the doctor is weird- he is a weird doctor nothing else needs to be said cheetah do- a cheetah that does stuff (don't know what) Ann is the man- a normal man that dresses up as his alter ego Ann to fight crime when you are young- he is on old man but instead of saying "when I was young" he says "when you are young" senior citizens- they are a group of old super heroes that are still fighting crime nanny karma- a nanny with the power of karma (no idea what that is) bullet Helena- she always wares a tough breast plate that can deflect any kind of bullet close the default-*pass* rinse- they have the power to disarm people by drenching them in water causing there cloths to be become all wet and cling payments- he attacks bank robbers by ironically throwing bags of money at them this is a guy- he is a guy who fights crime that is all sorry- he has the power of over apologizing which make the bad guys feel bad and turn them selves in drunk- his super power is to be drunk and alcohol cause the tranformation

[@EuclidEndless5]

Can my superhero alter ego, Turn-Off-Man join? He has the ability to turn off anything and anyone but partner Turn-On-Women, using the abilities: *maximum twerk - dances so dirtily that people cringe. *repulsive flirting - pretty much what it says. *a light switch attached to his left pec that turns lights off using hacking tech. *super smart - hes super smart. *teleporation - to sneak around really well. *telekinesis - to get the upper hand. *whip (cream) *the ability to defecate at will if all else fails. Hes literally the superhero no one wants... but might need eventually. His mortal enemy is Mrs. Ben-Dover. He is a side kick of effeminateness. That pretty much describes him as a whole.

[@HiperPivociarz]

Nanny Karma: An old lady with the power to make bad things happen to people who do bad deed, and good thing happen to people who do good things

[@dustyfan]

OMG YOU HAVE AN ALBUM!!! Congrats your voice is beautiful and I am totes gonna download it! Congrats!!!!

[@Proud-Queer-Girl]

I read this as OMG you gave me a bum. Sorry.

[@Proud-Queer-Girl]

Must be drnk.

[@chessplayer6632]

I need a Gradually Watermelon super hero NOW!

[@hamstersandwich9917]

get braced because the result is ( drumrole ) ......DRINK , yes the previous form of drunk , and as for the origin , he was an ordinary alien who ate ate a strange melon , slowly he was becoming a melon and to stop it he had to drink ALOT and now he bacome drunk , so now he seeks when you are young to use his time powers and transform him back ,but he npw wages and infinit warfare against the senior citizens

[@StarMintaka]

Their superpower is finding new railway everyday

[@mixedmango2870]

His power: singing badly translated songs and throwing watermelons

[@hamstersandwich9917]

he gets his powers from satan in exchange for pasta

[@Keznen]

I actually have a story I am working on right now about a girl named Annie who pretends to be a boy named Andrew, and one of the lines in it is "You're the man, Andrew!". XD ~ Louise

[@VTPPGLVR]

“This is a guy.” - Trying to play up your male friend for potential love interests, but you got nothing.

[@dwth6022]

I did Scarlet Witch and I got "Throw out the demons". I did Vision and got "Secondary" I did War Machine and got "Millionaire Machine". I did Spiderman and got "People hate it". Thanos is "Twice". Groot is "You drink". Rocket Raccoon is "Rocket oil". Quicksilver is "Coming soon". And Ronan the Accuser is "Finally his colleague Ronan;" Wot

[@devenhull3677]

*This is a man.* This should've been Starlord's intro in Infinity War

[@catsandclassics]

It's "this is a guy"

[@koolkeldeo1056]

Nanny Karma is a babysitter by day, super hero by night. She constantly pushes around a stroller with a covered up baby doll inside. She is considered weird for this, but the doll is her weapon. When she uncovers it, the baby doll shoots lasers out of its eyes towards its opponent. IDK anymore

[@finvodahmindovahkiin1875]

Her: Drunk. Me: *TONY STARK*

[@sophieburt2733]

You've come so far I LOVE YOU Also I love your hair in the intro

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

"Close the Defaults" LOL I swear if that becomes a Super Hero I'm gonna Chuckle Everytime the Group Calls his Name!

[@ingeborgmoesgaard-christen5543]

Ann grew up in a small village in the south of Germany. She had seven sisters, but always felt left out when they would play together. All of Ann's sisters wanted to play dress up or with Barbies, but Ann never felt like she belonged. When they day came where Ann turned 18, her father asked her if he wanted to join him out on the field watching the sheep. Ann said yes right away, but when she was about to leave with her father, her sister Gertrude came over. She went over to Ann and said: Ann, if you go with father, bad things will happen. But Ann did not believe Gertrude. Gertrude was the kind of girl, who was always jealous of others, so Ann just assumed that she was jealous that father had asked her and not Gertrude. Ann ignored her and went out the the field with father. When they arrived, father suddenly passed out. Ann did not know what to do, so she went over to one of the sheep. She asked the sheep: Oh sheep, what shall i do? Father is gone. The sheep looked at Ann with a miscevous smile on it's face. It said : Ann, your family is dead. Ann was terrified and suddenly all the sheep gathered around her. Their eyes turned read and they started growling at her. One of the sheep went over to father and started tearing him apart. Ann screamed in fear, and started running away. She ran for 23 miles, but then stopped. She looked back at the field and saw the sheep coming her way. Ann said to herself: What is one's life worth, without thy family?. She turned around and suddenly pigs fell from the sky around her. They were as white as flour, and they all started chanting : Ann is the man! Ann is the man!. Ann thought to herself: Now without father, i will have to be the man. She then pulled out her tiny knife and started running towards the herd of sheep. She then killed them all. The pigs flew above her, continouesly chanting and rooting for her. After 1 hour all of the sheep were dead, and it turned out that Ann was indeed the man. She had found her destiny. THE END

[@samborpuskas]

Please translate an airline safety instruction card thing pls 🙏🙏😂 Edit: spelling correction 😂 Edit 2: correction of spelling in word spelling

[@toasty7408]

Sambor Puskas lol “speling correction”

[@albond]

*spelling

[@elvenalien]

Yes!!!!! She should!!!!!

[@mbmd_nation]

OMG YASSS!!!

[@max-jb9fr]

um do you realize how ironic that is? you corrected your spelling but then you spelled another thing wrong... lol

[@godanri]

OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!! You, Tori and Eric in 1 video?? Am I dreaming?? I love youuuuu so much 😘😘😘😘

[@Crystal_digitalstar]

All of these characters come together in Aircraft: Infinite War

[@AlexKnauth]

Avengers got translated to "Payments" and then I decided to translate "Infinity War" through Hawaiian because reasons, so: *Payments!* The battle of poverty. That's literally what it gave me after only one translation to Hawaiian and back.

[@Crystal_digitalstar]

Alex Knauth well that’s way better than mine 😂😂

[@koolkitty108]

I got "Payments: not consumed." Why is everything about payments all of the sudden?

[@Crystal_digitalstar]

Kitty Love lol, idk what it is with payments

[@CeruleanSeal]

I cannot express how excited I am to have this as a new series. It's hilarious, and fun, and very interactive all at once with an endless opportunity for guests and themes. I eagerly await more of this. Also as someone who used to watch React all the time and fell out of it after... the incident, it was an experience seeing two of my favorites here.

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

6:26 *"It's Canada Man!"* Me: **dies laughing**

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

I want Canadaman and Helena Bullet to be real movies xD Btw do you know bring me to life from Evanescence? It is that one meme song: "(Wake me up!)Wake me up inside (I cant wake up) Wake me up inside (save mee)", I would like you to translate it! I think that would be funnny. Love you and your videos

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

Who doesn't know that song at this point tbh

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

Ikr, but I just wanted to make sure she knows what I mean :D

[@moleshaman3040]

I think it was used in "Daredevil" too ,which'd make it thematic :)

[@vision4860]

I can see that song being funny badly translated.

[@hamstersandwich9917]

captain canada is a thing in marvel

[@stampedebuffalozz2024]

Helena bullet's backstory: Helena was working on dangerous a metal mixture, that was going g to be used to make bullets more effective in war. Its a mix of Xfindrite and tasrite. And one day as the metal was in its un-salitified form, it spilled. The building was evacuated but Helena riding get out, she got mutated.. Helena gained the ability to have every property the bullet was ment to have.

[@Alienerdz]

Yassss! Malinda and React together?! My life is complete!

[@noahmayer4783]

Ann is the Man (August 22, 2018) : In 1981 a woman named Ann, is in a book club full of men and when they want to participate in a book club competition only men are allowed so she dresses up as a boy to participate. - Story by Google Translate

[@amberdolphin1210]

"Drunk!" Would you excuse me for a moment? *walks into closet and laughs head off.*

[@corvusnine8167]

WAIT WAIT CROSSOVER: Ann is the Man went back to Earth and found that it has been a few centuries since he got transported into the women world and decided that since nobody knows him now, he might just keeps doing the superhero job. He and a bunch of other heroes such as Captain Miracle, Cheetah Do and the Doctor is Weird formed a group called Senior Citizens, and they protect the Earth together as an alliance. Then they met GIA Diamonds, the space equivalent of Senior Citizens, and there ended up being an Infinite Warfare (sorry Call of Duty!) against an overpowered space entity called Drunk. Drunk was searching for a man called When You Are Young so he can return to his more powerful version, Drink. Drink is looking for 5 gems that can make himself even more powerful-- Diamond Ruby Indigolite Neslite Kinradite But then the Senior Citizens and GIA Diamonds stopped him in a span of 2 movies.

[@Quazex]

👌

[@SnowfoxYT]

how long did you take to write this jesus christ

[@corvusnine8167]

SnowfoxYT like 5min? I'm a writer and a fast typer so the whole thing took like some nonsense thinking and that was it

[@joniskahavet]

Sorry, not Sorry?

[@dianelavalentina8666]

Captain Miracle, i don't feel so good

[@hopetoombs8886]

4:45 that was my thought too! Like, can we please get a mashup between Helena by My Chemical romance and Time to Dance by Panic! At the Disco.

[@glorietterose7466]

I'd like a GTS of Emo Trinity songs :v

[@yeemopotato1624]

@@glorietterose7466 Oh my God, this would be great

[@alexsurro7676]

I love how articulate you are, Malinda 🧡

[@Ellisepha]

Man I really enjoyed that movie that played in cinemas recently. You know, "Ann is the man & Drunk"

[@rey8629]

An album?! AN ALBUM!! I am really excited to download it, you have such a beautiful voice and a great sense of humor. You really inspire me!

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

"Drunk" *picture of Iron Man pops up* I literally lol'd at this.

[@Ruesen]

Ooh i love those two from react! I haven't watched since the fine bros controversy but deeply missed the reactors! Happy to see them again! And I really wish you did make backstories for those google translated heroes! "It's a bird, no it's a plane! NO, THIS IS A GUY!"

[@sammylane21]

Funny thing is .... there really is a Canadian super hero , a whole team actually , Alpha Flight and his name is Guardian .

[@WitchBoiKai676]

I’ve decided to (just for fun of course) write/illustrate a wee bit of a story revolving around “Nanny Karma” because that just made my day. Thank you Malinda for being awesome! Here’s the premise: Some people have luck, bad people sometimes have good luck and vice versa. However what happens when something is actively controlling everyone’s luck- making it more fair in a sort-of round-about way? What if instead of an undetectable force, it’s a living, conscious, breathing being? What -or who- on Earth could possibly control things on this massive a scale? To answer this question I only need two words; Nanny Karma.

[@CalebClif10]

-------- BACKSTORY OF ANN THE MAN ----------- Once upon a time there was a Man named Ann. Ann is the Man. The man was Ann. Ann the Man's parents wanted a girl, but they got Ann; Ann the Man. Ann IS the man. The parents of Ann(Anne and Avann) were told they could only have one child. They wanted to name their child Ann, and have a girl, but the mother birthed a Man. Ann the Man. Ann is that Man. They named the man, Ann the Man, Ann anyways. When Ann became of age, he left his parents, Anne and Avann, to find his own path. Along the way Ann the Man came upon a Sphinxes sitting in the middle of the road, blocking it. It smiled at Ann the Man and said: "Why do you try to cross the road." Ann the Man thought... "Because I am a chicken!" He said as he chuckled to himself. The Sphinxes frowned. "You lied." Then the sphinxes ate Ann the Man. And so, Ann the Man was no more. Ann is the Man, but Ann the Man is no longer 'Ann the LIVING Man;' Ann the Man is now 'Ann the DEAD Man.' THE END

[@Haunted-dark-Umbreon]

C A N A D A MAN BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF CRIME AND APOLOGIZES FOR BEATING UP CRIME, HE ALSO SLAPS PEOPLE FOR not SAYING SORRY!!!!

[@ToriSneden]

Nanny Karma is absolutely Nanny McPhee. This is hilarious!

[@ameliascott6160]

No matter what your videos are always able to make me happy! Love this one and can’t wait to see what’s next ❤️

[@wooyoyo.mp3]

Petition 'Bullet Helena' to be Gerard Way's new comic book series

[@afunnymonkey4948]

Bullet Helena's backstory: One day, a 16 year old girl called Helena got peer pressured into stealing from a shop. Though she knew it was bad, she thought it was so exciting and wanted to steal more things. She created a costume and practiced being stealthy, she also knew multiple forms of martial arts. She kept on stealing from shops and houses and never got caught. She then started robbing banks and taking things from museams while still evading the police. Her parents found out about this but revealed to also be criminals and thought it was perfect that their daughter was also getting into the life of crime. So they showed her their project they were working on in the basement, it was a nuclear missile 10x more dangerous than the Tsar Bomba, and they were going to launch it straight at Washington DC because they hated the president. Helena did not agree with this plan, she only stole things to sell them to dealers to buy things but she figured the error of her ways. So she started fighting her parents with her epic Kung Fu and judo skills but her mother pulled out a gun and shot her. The parents then left the basement, leaving Helena to die alone, but it turns out that Helena was actually a genetic experiment created by her parents because her parents could not have kids naturally. They also made Helena have secret genetic mutations so she could be a useful weapon in the future. So her flesh and bones grew around the bullet. She then gave her self the name bullet Helena because of the bullet that revealed to her she had special abilities and the same bullet that is still inside her, and she went out to to use her strength to defeat her parents and send them to justice. Ever since she has been fighting crime and alien threats

[@lucytv6131]

You make me go to bed, and laugh. I rate you 10/10 for funiness!!

[@graduallyomelet3553]

Nanny Karma Backstory (draft): Sophie "Karma" Johnson, a nanny who worked kids and pre-teens, would always find out if they did something bad, through her supernatural sense of mischief. She developed the nickname Karma because of this. One day, she saw save dozens of lives, and decided she wanted to be like that. She took a batman approach to it and made her own gear. She rolled around a stroller with a fake baby cover, undernearth it, metal rattles, explosive rattles, etc.

[@soggypotato1]

Yeah google translate ruins everything, but did you know Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance?

[@auberrydarren32]

Ashley Samimi LOL

[@netaneeman7646]

Malinda is killing it with all of these collabs! P.s I'm so excited for her album

[@shlag4life251]

- OMG LOOK - where - ON THE ROOF - this is a guy - YES - ...

[@2oaster]

YESSSSSS!!!! I love both of these channels.

[@blackcatasmr]

"This is a guy." No...this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

[@leahlepinkie6880]

omg I love your hair it's so pretty .o. btw I love your singing and failing at translating it's so funny even when I have a bad day I look at your videos :3

[@charliemcfadden5882]

"It's Canada man!' Option A: Captain America

[@Bee_is_L0st]

3:07 I'm writing a book called Ann is The Man now. Thanks for the inspiration 😂😂❤

[@cramerfloro5936]

3:06 At the age of 16 years Robert was a good-looking 30 year old. But one day he was bitten by a transgender spider, and died. Next to him stood Ann is the man!

[@cjhs2006]

I Wish They’d do my All Time Favorite Show,Supernatural,I’d Love to See What Google Would Translate Crowley,The 1 True King of Hell to

[@unknownuser7938]

If they ever make a spinoff movie about Peter from Deadpool Tagline: This is a guy

[@maepletea]

This is the wonderful content I subscribed for 😂👏🏻

[@veloxpax]

DO seven years old heres the lyrics When I was seven years old, I told my mother Find friends or are you alone? When I'm 7 years old It was wonderful, but I thought we had already come to an end Instead we learned very soon 18 Smoking Alcoholic Beverages Drink and Drink Because he was not rich, we were ready to make these difficult tickets My father told me that I was 11 years old Get a woman or just do it When I am 11 years old I had a dream with her father even before. Then I started writing songs and started talking It appears that bullying in these fingers is hurt For those for whom I love me, they try When I was 20, they told my story Before the morning, when it was life When I was 20 years old I just saw my goals, I do not believe in failure As I know a few words, I can do it basically I brought at least children. If I leave I do not want to find later. When I was 20, they told my story I write about everything, I saw it before me When I was 20 years old As soon as we reach age 19, our songs are sold We are around the world Soon we'll be 19 I am still learning about life My wife I bring children Then tell me all my songs And i can tell you Most of my children are with me Some other still have reputation for reputation And some of them My elder brother, I am still sorry. Soon I was 60 years old, my father was 61 years old Well-being with health care I'd write a letter and I'm a happy person I hope children should visit once or twice a month Soon I was 60 years old, I think the world is the world Or too many children can keep me warm I'll be 60 years old soon Soon I was 60 years old, I think the world is the world Or too many children can keep me warm I'll be 60 years old soon When I was seven years old, I told my mother Find friends or are you alone? When I'm 7 years old When I'm 7 years old

[@yellowmelodiess]

holy-- this is guuud

[@dahliaa26]

A part two please! It was so great

[@Shayhammowolf]

Nanny Karma Did you mean: Mary Poppins

[@yellowmelodiess]

perfect

[@catchupichu]

Gratz for your new album, it's nice to see you evolving constantly :)

[@julienutt7933]

Is anyone else freaking out that Eric has a Hamilton hat

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

I noticed lol

[@robinsnyder5745]

I noticed that too

[@kev568]

I’m actually going to watch that tomorrow so that’s a coincidence (which has been happening a lot today, I was eating tic tacos and someone on my show had them

[@kev568]

*tic tacs

[@dorotheaanna2290]

Y E S SAME

[@WildfireMagni]

Why did this make me smile so much?

[@jepoken]

is it just me or is malinda uncomfortably still in this video?

[@aptekagneva]

Omg its the humans from Apollo and Frens!

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Let's call GT Thanos, then! XD I love that three in succession are 'Ann Is The Man' 'When You Were Young' 'Senior Citizens' XD Ann's The Man... maybe a woman that in order to get her superpowered form has to turn into a man, a la 'Mahou Shoujo Ore'? As for the 'Senior Citizens'... Behold, Walker Man! Tena Lady! (XD) The Amazing Prostate! Italian Grandma, with the weapon of GUILT! Aaaaaaand Wonder Cougar!

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

This comment made me realise that Ann is the Man could be like Nia Nal but genderbent.

[@MargoMB19]

I laughed so hard I woke up my mom, oops. This is hilarious! Please do more translated games like this, I love it!

[@shefaf]

CANADA MANN!! -oh, so sorry, are you a villain? I will have to fight you for ,uh, the greater good. I'm truly sorry 😂 no shade towards any canadians, half of my family is canadian and I love canada just thought it was too funny to not comment about it😅

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Do you mean Captain Canuck?

[@shaggy7958]

Im truly sorry gives me chills

[@Historymaker-2001]

As a Canadian, I'm laughing right along side you!

[@sassafrasandlemons1634]

The adventures of Nanny Karma and Senior Citizens would be something I would love to see!

[@mariavictoria8154]

"the doctor is weird" Me: * imdently knows * DOCTER STRANGE "Ann is the man" Me gain: * knows imdently knows * ANT MAN "Caption marical" Me again again: caption marvel...I hate her "GIA Diamonds" Me again again again: Oh it's Ollie (green arrow) "Cheetah due" Me again again again again: Black panther "When you are young" Me again again again again again: Tony iron-Man "Rinsed" Me again again again again again again: Barry. (Flash) "Sorry" Me again again again again again again again: thor "Drunk" Me again again again again again again again again: the Wasp

[@c_lettuce]

Congrats on the new album! I just thought I'd share an idea I had. What if you played a game of Mad Libs, and after you finished all the words, you would put the story through Google translate? The outcome would probably be pretty funny. Love you!!

[@emmaurwin8277]

Google translate is a marvel fan and tased the shit out of DC yay! A t least it got 1 thing right

[@rockfox8049]

No body: Not a single soul: My Chemical Romance: Me: Actually they have an album called "I brought me your bullets, You brought me your love" and they have a song called Helena!

[@kerserzthescientist8899]

Well, as an FTM trans guy, Anna is the man, not sure about Ann tho.

[@adityac3559]

i loved it when *the doctor is weird* signaled *when you are young* to steal the infinity stones. definitely my fav part in the new *payments* movie

[@catherineugwu6562]

Channel name change?? Ooo also early

[@BahuschBahusch]

It's been like that for a while. Also you're on time.

[@catherineugwu6562]

@@BahuschBahusch I was the 11th comment so early excuse me

[@Jana-kc8wi]

Catherine Ugwu nobody can be early to a video

[@BahuschBahusch]

Only if you get to watch the video early obviously. I think Patreon supporters can do that. If you watched it as soon as it was published you're on time.

[@Jana-kc8wi]

Niklas Universe if Catherine Ugwu is a patreon supporter then she can be early, but otherwise she is on time.

[@mitchellsporing9223]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE!!! i love this!

[@luniette]

is no one gonna talk about the username change....

[@crystalgoddess4085]

No, because she discussed the change in a previous video.

[@dracos0024]

It's been there for a week or so.

[@lrnzmarco]

HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY 3 things: 1) I love this video 2) Can't wait to see your album on Spotify, I love the songs you've posted here on KZbin 3) Why don't you make a video about translating (2 ideas): -tongue twisters -movie titles (I've just tried with Close Encounters of the Third Kind... It's become Disable the Third Type of Device... 😂😂)

[@thomaskite7222]

Any artists out there wanna collab to make backstories for these characters?

[@thomaskite7222]

And the artists do the drawings of these characters.

[@cookie856]

Yes, but hu... I'm write in French, not in English soooo... I'll translate? ^^

[@ragingangel13]

5:49 Tori: I like all of these one word exclamations Malinda: Yeah I know, that’s their entrance. They just walk in, they’re like...PAYMENTS! 😂😂

[@julienicol9202]

Captain Canuck is a literal Canadian super hero! Canuck means Canadian. Look him up if you don’t believe me non-Canadians.

[@jill5681]

This is a GREAT video! Love your channels Malinda!