Twitch Chat and I invaded USA with Artificial Intelligence

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[@Pidgex]

The crazy thing is that Saul Goodman was the MVP of the entire video and he wasn’t even considered a resource for either one of the armies at any point.

[@applesauce1916]

He’s to good to be a resource

[@thereviewingforce7294]

He's a free spirit. He has no loyalties!

[@5ivecats836]

Saul goodman isnt a resource, hes a force of nature.

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

They tried, and Saul broke their heart. He just couldn't be tamed by the rich and hot space pope

[@spooderman6312]

Saul goodman is the ultimate player. He gets hired by both sides, and no matter who wins, he always comes out on top

[@barneybaka1193]

Honestly Iron-Balls has the most interesting character arc in the entire video. He went from a boy who's mother died in front of him to the governor of Washington. Honestly I feel he probably had one of the best endings in the video. And since it's stated that it took him 3 years to return to North Dakota that means that he would've survived the obliteration of the Dougkota army. And in the end of the story he was able to settle down and meet Mary.

[@jackjohnson9403]

My favourite part too

[@thejesterbox4096]

It’s exactly like that subplot in the show that’s ten times better than the actual plot

[@samuraigorilla2311]

Jokes aside, Iron balls was actually solidly written. The war crime general at the start becomes the North Dakotan king and kills Iron Balls's mother. I think all along he was harboring this sense of retribution for his mother, which explains why he had connections with the Idaho government for the sake of revenge. The war crime general dies, but Iron Balls also has an issue with the Dougtopian empire as a whole since they issued the capture of North Dakota in the first place. So he becomes a general of Idaho, devising the trojan strategy of coming in for a corn inspection but instead coming in with 10,000 troops. This is so he could seek vengeance on Dougtopia. Iron Balls proudly says "I work for the king of North Dakota!" to Saul because in his heart his father is still King (remember his father is still alive, but probably not king now). He admits his bravado by clinging to the forgotten royal bloodline of North Dakota, stating that "it makes [him] sound tough!". I think upon seeing Saul he admits his efforts are futile and agrees to forcibly act as a proxy King of Washington. But alas, his love for North Dakota is still strong! He runs away to North Dakota and settles down and marries Mary, the woman that looks like Alex, and hence continues his bloodline. Dougtopia falls and the war crime general dies, but ironically the bloodline that continues is that of the true North Dakota king. Truly beautiful.

[@UkaVirus]

Wait, if he met Mary and marry her, maybe the Jesus that appears later is his son?

[@LemonbreadSC]

Also, Mary looks exactly like Alex.

[@HappierTrails]

"invade the sun!" "dont worry we'll go at night time" I fukn died

[@chargedupchap]

At night time, it’s not as hot or bright, ingenious plan!

[@robert.7230]

@@chargedupchap it's a perfect plan. Except how do we stay there when it goes back to day?

[@yesno4364]

@@robert.7230 sunscreen

[@robert.7230]

@@yesno4364 its perfect

[@K4mui2152]

@@robert.7230 Just use some of the Sun's light as a shade.

[@olehart5850]

Queen: "Stop trying to kill him!" General: "Kill him?" Queen: "Yes, kill him! He deserves to die!"

[@spidey1100]

Speech 100. The General, in two words, persuaded the queen to want her husband dead.

[@danielsime911]

I like that as soon as you got a space pope he immediately ran to the nearest space forest

[@reaperisms8864]

underrated reference

[@FiQi2390]

Pope must really like forest amd its canon

[@Taunty11]

*she she's also hot and rich and psychic and pregnant

[@Brejdu]

True

[@swimmerofage2148]

It's Canon

[@Clemenbee]

Saul when Doug hires him: *barely acquires Idaho with help from Mel* Saul when chat hires him: *acquires 4 states, the NFL, Heaven, Jesus, and becomes an angel and destroys Doug's army*

[@jondw]

he wasn't even hired to become an angel and destroy Doug's army, he did that completely pro bono

[@unnamed9482]

@@jondw haha bono

[@maxtube1952]

And Chat was ordering his death right up until that moment.

[@ballsacsincorp]

you see, it was sauling time and so saul goodman sauled through chatlantis he wasnt sauling in dougkota

[@nuchar]

Saul is a literal simp

[@tamado2148]

The fact that saul goodman CAME BACK from heaven to decimate dougs army when Doug specifically put that saul can't be back is hilarious

[@mus4u]

**Deus Ex Machina Intensifys**

[@foxmask8032]

He even ended up capturing and later assassinating Jesus Christ! Maybe he was the real prophet after all... Edit: I just remembered that the AI did the same with Master Chief during he videogame character faceoff. So it's not impossible that they could be one and the same.

[@Autokendo17]

​@@foxmask8032master chief is saul?????? but hey, that's just a-

[@spingleboygle]

@@Autokendo17-theory, a game theory!

[@funchildrenchannel3913]

Thanks for watching.

[@grimmashley8422]

Just like the first Time, Doug mostly made very normal and expected plays, just sticking with the good old strategies of invade or diplomacy, while Chat made up random ideas every turn that had nothing to do with the game but won them points every turn

[@agrimpuriya2585]

Apparently the best way to win this game is to go buck wild just like the chat.

[@robert.7230]

If the ai doesn't know what is happening it just gives them stuff.

[@Ohflipsnap]

RIGGED

[@spingleboygle]

i was rooting for chat the entire time

[@tamochi_]

​@@spingleboygleI was rooting for Doug but at the end I switched to chats side LMFAO

[@EnD3Rf0x]

My favorite thing about this series of AI takeovers is that Doug will always try the most strategic and thought out plans only for the AI to focus on the wrong thing and have it end up not working. Meanwhile chat will always pick the goofiest option possible and it almost always works. Such a glorious sight to behold

[@Numbabu]

People worry about AI being evil and too powerful to control but actually all AI are gonna end up being silly little guys like us.

[@AnimalTheGamer]

That's why I try to exploit the AI by doing slightly odd actions which will cause the AI to make me the best motherfrickin soldier in DungeonAI and I always get the best results l0l.

[@josericardogoncalvescunha]

@@Numbabu lmfao me and my ai homie goofing around

[@PrimusSwallows]

The Twitch chat and the AI operate on the same mental wavelength. Chatlantis randomly spits out a godawful idea, and NovelAI thinks "Holy shit, I was thinking the same thing! I like the cut of this guy's jib." But Doug and his thought process are incomprehensible to the AI, which angers it and makes it want to beat him to death with non-sequiturs whenever he tries to do something.

[@e-tan3911]

Ahh yes, well thought out and strategic. Like forming Megacoda, which was purely 100% strategic.

[@zacharywooden2113]

I love how Doug specified that Saul Goodman was dead and wasn't coming back in the prompt and the AI didn't just have him appear like normal, but it clarified that Saul was coming back from heaven. That's essentially the AI version of flipping someone off.

[@Boltclick]

The AI really doesn't like Doug. Every time he tries to do anything, the AI just makes everything go terribly. That part of the story is the perfect embodiment of the AI's hate for Doug.

[@cheeseburgermike8406]

Saul found a legal loophole in Heaven to become Jesus and be Resurrected.

[@willofthewinds3222]

@@Boltclick Honestly, to me its a case that causes a cascade of failure. If you fail early, you just fail more often since the AI pulls from previous generated material, meaning its looking at you losing and decides "oh, you are meant to fail" and causing more failures. Its a feedback loop

[@imadmukhtar]

@Chad 007 thank you

[@axmoylotl]

@@willofthewinds3222 That describes society as well

[@Mibris]

It feels like the AI was confused and made Saul and Saul Goodman two different persons

[@Wobninja]

yea EDIT: how did 3 letters become my most liked comment lol

[@Gshadin]

Saul goodman with schizofrenia confirmed

[@shawnroy7806]

well he used 2 different windows

[@damienburroughs2119]

it's because the AI secretly is in love with chat.

[@Mibris]

@@damienburroughs2119 it is, and at this point I'm always vouching for Doug but he keeps loosing 😂

[@ethanbrown4656]

It’s weirdly in-character for Saul to be so sleazy yet professional that he doesn’t at all mind doing business with the people that literally murdered him

[@mranderson9553]

the fact that the one 'useless' thing chat did by killing saul goodman somehow still stopped doug is amazing

[@johnderat2652]

Honestly it's kinda annoying how the AI seems to do everything in Chad's favor

[@gunknightben1829]

@@johnderat2652 hiveminds stick together

[@some-one-else]

@@johnderat2652 Eh, I think it's more fun. Chat can't really react as much when things go well for Doug, so it's much more fun to get to watch Doug freaking out over chat just randomly getting shit out of nowhere.

[@negativefg7922]

@@johnderat2652 chat is just acting like true AI would do.

[@TuckyBlue]

@Bully peter shut the hell up cowbelly pfp

[@Garbo_trashcan]

_Please_ make this a series. This premise is like an insane D&D campaign and it's so damn fun.

[@dazcarrr]

D&D but the dungeon master is a hyperactive and distracted toddler rather than the players

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

Next time, Doug and Chat should invade the RISK map or something

[@diamonddrawsthegoat]

He already said it will be a series. I think.

[@darthfett6437]

Kid named goodman

[@Kayso789]

it is a series

[@nicholasweed1849]

Doug: has insane war criminal general. Twitch chat: has Dracula, the moon, space Pope, GOD HIMSELF and Anime on their side.

[@wallabra]

s/Anime/Saul Goodman/ then again it's the same thing

[@Rat_64]

At 53:25 it is said that Saul Goodman is dead and will not come back ever, Saul then proceeds to come back in the same turn. He’s just so powerful

[@kholtonthebarbarian2590]

According to all known laws of A.I.viation, Saul Goodman is dead, and can never come back ever. Saul Goodman, of course, comes back anyways, because the A.I. does not care what Doug thinks is possible.

[@supersaiyangodofgamidustry321]

Saul got that dawg in him

[@lemonsmug]

@@supersaiyangodofgamidustry321 Saul got that doug in him

[@jjropo3.]

@@lemonsmugthat would be impossible since Saul never loses

[@TotallyNotFeeshHawk]

@@jjropo3. "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

[@flamingscar5263]

I love that Doug said "and Saul will never come back" to the AI and the AI just resserects saul anyways

[@videogamee6037]

@im calling saul HES BACK AGAIN

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

Well I like Saul so he comes back from the dead on a golden chariot and destroys that army of 50,000 he so kindly gave you. He saw that you were using his gift for evil, and took it away

[@bobbobert9379]

@@videogamee6037 it's a comment spammer. These aren't real people, they're bots controlled by scammers that steal people's login info just to spam links in comments.

[@spooderman6312]

Saul is too much of a gigachad to dis

[@cupoftea273]

ai rigged for chat

[@starseekers108]

I’m going to be honest, saying “If you ever want to see your wife again, you better join us” to your own husband is an incredible power play

[@17thcenturypilgrim]

@@dramaexterminatus with border protection she gatekeeps

[@GhostInThePepsi]

This is why I subscribed

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

@@17thcenturypilgrim girlbosses with borders

[@Randosu]

@Bully peter Finally it's here after so long: 🖕

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Divorce at it's finest

[@guitarsoap]

24:25 The A.I.: *developing its own political drama* *basically rewriting MacBeth over here* Doug: ... so saul goodman begins his work to aqcuire arizona

[@pugaleto9578]

The ai was getting too smart for its own good

[@quark_yi3576]

“I can read minds, your mind is saying ‘I killed Saul Goodman’” -The Space Pope

[@BeatInMySkull]

Chat: "Invade the sun" DougDoug: "If you guys would like to send your Space Pope into the sun, you are more than welcome." Chat: "We will go at night time." That fucking killed me

[@fissionphoenix4995]

That was unreasonably hilarious I don't know why it hit me so hard.

[@thesun5575]

It scared me

[@geoman265.]

It's unfortunate that chat never did send anyone into the sun

[@lions_exist3573]

I also saw someone in chat say the world was flat

[@exalted_space9224]

Knowing Chat it probably have worked.

[@spooderman6312]

The constant on-again off-again relationship between space pope and Saul Goodman was comedy gold. Still a better love story than twilight

[@pluto3194]

The space pope is Kim Wexler

[@Afish8me2china]

You are wrong. Saul Goodman isn’t funny. You can’t conceive of what he’s capable of! HE IS SO FAR BEYOND YOU! HE’S LIKE A GOD IN HUMAN CLOTHING!!! *LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM HIS FINGERTIPS!*

[@endgamerplays]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen you in the comment sections of KZbin, what’s up?

[@exalted_space9224]

Absolutely

[@kreature7702]

Jesus christo so many bots

[@SuperSimputer]

Saul Goodman coming back from heaven to wrath the board had me dying. Instant classic

[@magnetronman298]

Bro really said day of judgment

[@xenonhero126]

And a one-sided wrath at that. Ruinous Ultimatum. In Saul's Wake.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

​@@xenonhero126in Saul's wake is fucking hilarious. I'm picturing Saul dressed as Garruk, and dying

[@s4vag3n0mad]

I love how when it's Chat's turn the battle is concluded in two sentences, but when it's Doug's turn the AI goes nuts and writes a gripping drama novel with multi-layered plots and a lot of emotional shit like a fucking soap opera 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@the_doug_digital]

I love how every single peaceful attempt by Doug to acquire a new state becomes hijacked by the General violently invading the state instead and committing more and more war crimes

[@drillbitz2816]

so many bots, but war crimes are just words and death is just a threat

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@drillbitz2816 we should war crime the bots

[@_Cetarial]

Morbid curiousity makes me want to check the links…

[@Eldd.]

@@_Cetarial They are usually links to videos of dead channels.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@Eldd. Or a virus

[@jasonkritzler9469]

The fact that Chat won with heaven and Jesus, and last time won with hell really shows that Chat has transcended beyond anything Doug can complete with

[@FaeMasquerade]

Now we need a crew and z crew empires to fight

[@coolliam7694]

@@FaeMasquerade yes

[@FaeMasquerade]

@@coolliam7694 damn I guess by default I'm the lame Liam lol

[@MeltyNote]

the chat took over the the beyond to try and win and then there's doug trying to sell corn

[@malcolmw121]

Strictly speaking Chatlantis and Chatistan are two distinct entities who have taken over US and Europe respectively. Now... they can fight.

[@lavaleader3455]

The Wikipedia article saying Stanley’s population _was_ 2,321 was some dark foreshadowing

[@_Sur22_]

Now it's like 2

[@motivationenjoyer9830]

​@@_Sur22_Iron Balls and Saul Goodman

[@placeholderdoe]

@@motivationenjoyer9830no just iron balls, one iron ball he has= +1 population

[@spencerwasson5877]

Chat could have used the newly Immortal Saul to have a chance at getting Oregon, but instead went all-in because they knew for a fact that Saul would get them Heaven. Truly inspirational.

[@masterpiece1817]

I DIED when Saul came down from heaven and smited Doug’s army.

[@dazcarrr]

this AI is at the same time entirely insane and also weirdly coherent

[@CojaGamez]

Its just perfect. Last time chat got a giant God emperor out of nowhere to destory Dougs army, and this time they got Saul to come down from heaven to smite his army

[@ReSunDestin]

Same, I was unironically crying of laughter, the AI is a fucking comedy genius

[@samsemy6825]

Wait so you're a Dougkota soulder?

[@clementbianchini8651]

That the second time it happened, last time the God Emperor burned Doug’s armies in Luxembourg

[@TGKawikachu]

How has chat over the course of two episodes acquired both heaven and hell while Doug has gotten corn and beer

[@colinkeohane7006]

Man, I can't wait till they take over purgatory

[@ballsacsincorp]

@@colinkeohane7006 cant wait til the void is under chatistan

[@spooderman6312]

Spoiler for part 3: Chat invades uranus, renames it to ouranus, builds a huge toilet and makes another sun. Doug does have another sun and tries tonget the halo ring at one point, but he loses both, so in the end he has the jar jar binks planet I know what I just said sounds crazy, but you'll believe me when part 3 comes out

[@Ghostly3011]

@@spooderman6312 Twitch Chat and I invaded the Galaxy with AI

[@TheBlueFoxOverlord]

idk they just got the power to i guess and the ai may be biased

[@alexprendes7370]

As a law student, “It’s the goddamn supreme court again! Fuck!” Is the most relatable sentence i’ve ever heard

[@Mama_Johns]

I like how chatlantis just slowly became literal gods

[@ariesdemiurge]

Ya know, with how the AI usually doesn't care about continuity, and just brings back dead characters like nothing happened, the sheer fact that it remembered Saul Goodman died, and had him explicitly come down from heaven to kill the Dougkotan army, I cannot.

[@vetreas366]

The AI does usually get hung up on weird details and brings them back randomly (like Mary) but this one was really more Doug just tempting fate by saying Saul was dead and definitely not coming back. AI just wanted to tie up that loose end and boy, did it tie it up!

[@user-hd8cf8bu5y]

OO.*🔥 *kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4aWgWWabZapldU

[@Sawdust_]

Saul Goodman is just better

[@burp2019]

it also predicted the whole moon section

[@harnessedcomic4381]

And after doug specifically wrote that he was never ever coming back

[@boiyado6717]

My favorite part of the stream was how the Hot Pregnant Rich Psychic Space Pope kept getting more adjectives added to her, and how the AI made sure to mention them at least once a turn

[@hihey229]

Right? Like the fact that Jim's justification for marrying her was that she is extremely attractive (plus she's rich) after chat pressured Doug into mentioning it before.

[@dr.cheeze5382]

Ok. Wow. That is evil, bots impersonating people impersonating bots.

[@frankuxa2157]

Bot sception

[@capybara2515]

It’s all fun and games until the new boys arrive saying: (not a bot saying “making fun of bots”).

[@ThatCrazyBookWyrm]

6:35 "ELON MUSK CAN'T REACH US NOW" chat was impeccable this entire video, only bangers

[@robert.7230]

Chat is impeccable

[@Eni.Starfall]

“Each of the 50 states has broken into its own government” Texas and Hawaii: *quiet squeals of joy*

[@_Sur22_]

Texas actually went on to become Chatlantis, the greatest empire ever

[@mrmackinac5266]

Vermont

[@CrabMushroom]

California

[@wallabra]

Puerto Rico

[@beanman929]

Alaska.

[@Chipfoxxo]

Plot twist: Jim is actually just Saul Goodman. In Better Call Saul, Saul's real name is Jimmy McGill, so it makes sense that the "Jim" here is also Saul Goodman, and the part where Jim witnessed Saul die from a heart attack (let's just say he killed Saul) actually meant that Jim let go of his confident lawyer alter ego that was Saul Goodman, which is why the part with Jim asking the Space Pope of Saul's death and the Space Pope telling Jim "Your mind is saying, 'I killed Saul Goodman'" actually meant that the Pope saw the change Jim had to make for the better, to leave his alter ego Saul behind. Saul coming down from "Heaven" is also just Jim, realizing that despite giving up his alter ego for Chatlantis, he still craves that lawyer life, so this "heaven" part is Jim becoming Saul once more, regaining his identity that gave him this success, and proving that he can serve Chatlantis as Saul Goodman by annihilating Dougkota. It's unknown how this will affect the Space Pope, as Jim was close with her, but Saul was not. It's also worth noting that (from what I remember), Jim and Saul are never seen together, except when they're alone, hinting that they could be the same person. BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY-

[@hdWWtchR]

A DOUG THEORY! THANKS FOR READING.🤣🤣🤣

[@sum_dum_youtube_boi1822]

Someone needs to make a Doug va chat fandom page for lore

[@yeahmike3847]

Take your meds

[@TheUltimateMachineGod]

What is this some kind of Radagon/Marika thing going on?

[@TheUltimateMachineGod]

Actually I think Saul assassinating Jesus is the indication that their was more to saul than just a lawyer.

[@kr6productions]

Blasphemy, love, sports, betrayal, corn, religion, war, comedy, lore. This story has everything.

[@urbanfrog]

Don't forget severe violations of human rights

[@absurddive]

I cannot believe how doug takes L after L dude ... his chat's insane lmao

[@sanscofa2184]

And Saul

[@dorianahhxshwy16pascualh3j6]

You forgot saul Goodman

[@Z_Viper08]

And war crimes

[@CG31425]

Chat canonically owns The US, Europe, space, heaven, and hell. Then Doug has a zoo.

[@GZilla311]

Well he had one for a few seconds.

[@Alex-su3hx]

Chat won’t have any of those for long. 😈

[@deadturret4049]

I love how chat's first move in their quest to claim the USA is to first conquer the fucking moon.

[@rickswordfire4774]

Saul Goodman coming down from heaven is easily the greatest plot twist of all time.

[@BigForAHedgehog]

And Iron-Balls being the kid whose mother was slaughtered by the general

[@joaquin5541]

I couldn't stop laughing at that. It was P E R F E C T

[@freepointsgals609]

True. Doug should have never allowed Chat to call Saul. He's basically victory incarnate.

[@GDNashit]

Bravo Vince

[@ScavrelAndRandallIsHot]

timestamp?

[@JarfTaco]

(SPOILERS) 45:59 broke me. The way the A.I. went right from “The governor will send one person to inspect the corn” to “The Idahoan army prepares to end Doug” was brilliant.

[@Ra1dCom]

They hated his corn so much they went to war

[@backtoklondike]

Must've been really bad corn.

[@meem6154]

No I think it was the governor tricking the dougakota population because none of them can count.

[@VeryPeeved]

obviously it was a genius ploy to trick them into letting their guard down while they prepared their army!

[@Whispitt]

It's because they knew it would never beat Iowas corn army

[@TheAdvertisement]

I can't believe the few people yelling for the NFL ended up getting an entire state with them.

[@user-dl7dv1fk2n]

Saul goodman-true MVP of this war

[@byronvonedmund]

Согласен

[@Theawesomebobsense]

Always call Saul

[@bradydavidson559]

The best part is that Saul remained a free agent the whole time. Never exclusively siding with one empire. Bro is strictly chasing the bag💀

[@requiem6465]

It's canon

[@Kallixede]

That does sound like saul

[@adlerofrowe9224]

Whenever Doug used him, it didn't work. When chat did, he was incredible. He was always on chats side, he just played Doug.

[@bondbond8260]

Hey saul atleast get him idaho

[@robertallan8035]

@@adlerofrowe9224 he was a triple agent the entire time, only at the end, after the grand masquerade of death was over, he descended in a body of infinite power, and at last proclaimed his love for the space pope in irrevocable finality.

[@r33ce_yt36]

Twitch chat accidentally taking over Nevada with ease and Doug consistently struggling to take over Idaho is the funniest part of this

[@nebulamageplays1541]

@cyber That's cool and all, but I have one pressing question. Who asked?

[@wafflefryss]

as someone from Idaho i am proud of our mostly disappointing state

[@notsure1969]

To be fair, it wouldn't be hard to take over Idaho in real life. Nevada would be harder bc of that sweet Vegas money.

[@GlareanLiebertine]

Those potato farmers are tougher than you think

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

It took all of Sauls legal power, and even then he had to bust out the power of friendship, to take over Idaho. That's what it took to get over his loss streak

[@jorgyt754]

This always happens in these. Chat gets Jesus, about 700 Space Popes, Saul Goodman, the literal moon, and Heaven. And Doug has MegaCorn.

[@Zychronix_]

Crazy how Chat essentially rolled all natural 20s but doug only rolled natural 1s

[@hfifm]

A 1 hour DougDoug video. We feasting today lads

[@Andriren04]

Indeed, today is a good day

[@RobTheDon1234]

Yessir 💯

[@MClara-ep4sf]

Oh god I was about to study

[@einfachmalso8348]

🗿

[@FloNess1]

Always a great sight

[@yugix_1]

I love how doug's plans are "give corn to Idaho so they join" and then Chat's plans are "SEND THE SPACE POPE AND SAUL TO THE SUN SO THEY CAN FORCE GOD TO LEGALLY AQUIRE OREGON"

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

They never planned to conquer Oregon, in fact the Earth was pretty much left behind when Saul reenacted the second coming of Christ.

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

AI during Chat’s turn: chat gets x state, and makes resource AI during Doug’s turn: his army is instantly annihilated (or it goes off on a useless tangent)

[@braydenwrigley8294]

Seeing as though chat won we can see which strategy was better

[@kitplaysmore7554]

chat just becomes this all high mighty being and doug is just doing stuff on the grounf

[@imahumanperson361]

The vibe seems about right though.

[@DJ.24.]

18:36 why did he search do you need both kidneys

[@robertbeloin4914]

The character arc of Saul Goodman is what I live for. Rest in power. (Never mind he’s back)

[@DooMFan1994]

my god, saul was such a wildcard and it worked so well in this roller coster of a story

[@DooMFan1994]

@@paradox356 damn thats crazy, you shouldnt translate this ດຽວນີ້ເຈົ້າເປັນເກຢູ່ແລ້ວ ເພາະເຈົ້າແປເລື່ອງນີ້ແລ້ວ ແລະວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທຳລາຍຄຳສາບແຊ່ງນີ້ຄືການຖືກ fucked ໂດຍສິບຄົນ ຫຼືເຈົ້າຈະເປັນເກຕະຫຼອດໄປ

[@DooMFan1994]

@Bully peter lmao i aint clickin on that

[@omao4938]

@@DooMFan1994 Good thing I was already gay So now I'm gay squared.

[@DooMFan1994]

@@omao4938 what?

[@AlphaOmega1237]

I love how the AI remembered and reincorperated the line about Saul planning to kill Jesus at the end there. That's a hell of a c-block.

[@vantruongthi9105]

ok

[@ringle7000]

This would be the most confusing comment out of context.

[@AlphaOmega1237]

@@ringle7000 The video is confusing even in context! XD

[@outzymes3636]

@@ringle7000 i haven't finished so its hella confusing

[@DanParre]

28:42 This entire interaction feels like a fever dream

[@rattled6732]

I Love how the Ai absolutely despises Doug

[@inurokuwarz]

The NFL storyline has me in tears. Two teams and no comissioner sounds like the best possible timeline.

[@Abbaschand]

The closest thing in real life is the Isles of Scilly Football League (football as in soccer). It consisted of only two teams, the Gunners and the Wanderers. They played each other 18 times throughout the winter.

[@-whyquestion]

Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@mw2zorzest]

A timeline where Saul Goodman legally acquires Heaven, tortures and murders Jesus is the best possible timeline.

[@Kotai-Matrix69]

Yep that’s Texas

[@KSKY2012]

@@-whyquestion is this a bot what does k-pop have to do with this

[@Super_Pizzaman5]

Chatistan: has an alliance with hell after marrying their god emperor to satan Chatlantis: hires saul goodmen to sue god for heaven and the United States Supreme Court agrees that chatlantis owns heaven I love twitch chat

[@Im_Local]

Chat is so bad they're good

[@colinkeohane7006]

I can't wait for part 3 where Chat takes over purgatory

[@bubblegum7046]

and also fitting that the pope ran away from chatistan, who was after hell, but stayed with chatlantis, who was after heaven

[@ChouhouinNeko]

now we need purgatory

[@bluestar2059]

Watch them invade Limbo next time.

[@lillithplays6514]

I think Asia has a ton of potential for this series.

[@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232]

He said he wont do it because its feels too 'colonial'

[@lillithplays6514]

@@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232 That's fair tbh.

[@alpacawithouthat987]

@@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232he could just make all the characters Asian so that it is an internal conflict

[@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232]

@@alpacawithouthat987 how can he make himself asian?

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Do Antarctica!

[@TheAdvertisement]

33:54 I love Saul Goodman being super confused by this Space Pope asking to marry him and being all cliche, it's like the AI is calling itself out for its own and Dougdoug's bs lmao.

[@esro9804]

Saul Goodman descending from heaven and destroying the Dougkota army was a classic Saul Goodman moment.

[@PeterParker-vi2nl]

beans?

[@niklasibel9595]

Kinda like sueing god for the ownership of heaven, classic Saul

[@Js-eq7yd]

DougDoug's general has to be one of the most compelling villains in a series in recent history.

[@Alex-yd2dy]

Which one, the War-Crime General or William Tecumseh "Iron-Balls" Sherman?

[@exalted_space9224]

Which one? Iron Balls the rightful ruler of North Dakota or Sr. Ashes Warcrime?

[@radekchrabota]

@@Alex-yd2dy both.

[@silverdeathgamer2907]

@@Alex-yd2dy War crime was like a classic villain, gained lots of power did evil things then get defeated and killed by plucky Idahoan farmers.

[@Charizard24682]

seriously, if chat had him they would 100% consider the war crime psycho general an op resource weapon. i wish doug pushed a tiny little bit harder for stuff like that, to push the content a little higher

[@bottleofsyrup9916]

"You might have the moon and Saul Goodman and Jesus, but you still got no NFL commissioner' -DougDoug 2022

[@logandelaharpe6362]

The moon Saul Goodman heaven and jesus

[@lich109]

But Saul Goodman was the commissioner, so they got him back after all.

[@aci6737]

Watching this live was one of the best experiences I've ever had. The plot twist of a literal saul ex machina had me in tears from how fucking hard I was laughing

[@Axeeco]

I like how Doug specifically told the AI that Saul would never come back, yet it completely ignores it 5 minutes later and also makes him a superhuman

[@Kjf365]

I liked the AI generated image of Saul coming from the clouds and firing yellow lightning from his hands Doug added in there lol.

[@user-ks5xd4xh9r]

If I had a nickel for everytime Doug's invading army gets destroyed by godlike being I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

[@purpleterrier927]

I love how chat uses Saul for almost every single point, kills him, and then SOMEHOW that goes in their favor and they start using him again like nothing happened Like, they got the moon with their space program, and the rest of it was ALL SAUL

[@alexantone5532]

They called Saul

[@purpleterrier927]

@@alexantone5532 They sure as hell did

[@HoradeFidges]

At the end, Saul got his revenge by stopping Jesus from becoming the NFL commissioner. He truly played the long game

[@AndGoatz04]

Space Pope would 100% kick Sweatheart's ass from Omori

[@OriginalGameteer]

Space Pope supremacy

[@kingofplayer2]

Hearing Doug call Mormons his ace in the hole shouldn't make me as happy as it does. I have an LDS friend who's legit trying to get into the military and wants to work in espionage. Legendary

[@jellywillreturn]

Starting out as a comic relief character, only to get the most screen time out of any character and becoming the emotional crux of the story, is the ultimate Saul Goodman move.

[@thedangerstrangeruk]

Thats like exactly what happened to Saul in official breaking bad media lol

[@jellywillreturn]

@@thedangerstrangeruk Thank you, that was the joke.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

That's what happens when NovelAI attaches onto something in pop-culture that it recognizes. It's more familiar with that type of dataset than the "original" you come up with yourself, which is why Saul inevitably hijacks the entire narrative.

[@bloodrinker]

annie pog

[@dylancrosby2451]

@@_Jay_Maker_ except it does it with other people mentioned as well, even made up ones and the names of the empires. No, unfortunately I believe you are incorrect here. Saul was mentioned early on, and the ai uses previous text in order to generate future text, Saul keeps coming back because the ai keeps looking back to generate new text, and all it sees is Saul, because he was mentioned so often. The more he gets mentioned, the more Saul there is for the ai to use to generate new text. You arent entirely wrong though, as the ai obviously has more information on someone who exists, compared to someone who doesn't, but I dont believe this is the reason he becomes a reoccurring character.

[@Milangasor]

The fact that chat planned killing Saul for him to both kill the Dougkota's army and sue God to adquire the Heaven had me attonishing

[@the_chill_man]

“If you wanna invade the sun, be my guest” “We’ll go at night”💀💀💀💀

[@baofleurence7650]

When Doug asked the king of Wyoming if he wanted to ally with him, the guy was litteraly like : "Hello ! I love money !"

[@spynix0718]

I love how Saul was always on Chatlantis' side. The assassination was merely a step in the Space Pope, Saul, and Jim's side.

[@guyfieri148]

Saul's ultimate legal loophole tbh

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Saul comes from heaven and destroys the dougkodan empire.

[@Novaknight95]

You think a man just happens to go to Heaven to benefit Chatlantis? NO HE ORCHASTRATED IT! JIMMY!

[@Heigxion]

Technically, Saul played the game until he betrayed Chatlantis in the end and gets his revenge.

[@jojogacha974]

@@Heigxion nah he killed Jesus because Jesus could not be the nba manger because Saul Goodman already was

[@jillyboel_]

fun fact- when the Space Pope asks Saul how they’re gonna kill/torture Jesus his answer was “we’ll put him in a room full of rats and as he watches them crawl around all over each other he’ll realize he’s not special” and the fact that’s not included is criminal

[@JesusChristTheQueerProfit]

Thats so fucking ominous actually 😭

[@jillyboel_]

@@JesusChristTheQueerProfit right?!

[@X-380_ZD]

Thanks I really wanted to know what they did to torture jesus

[@appointmenteer]

this is scarily close to how they torture people in 1984. what the hell i love it

[@grapes5672]

literlly 1984 (book three, chapter 5)

[@aliced.3799]

Chat: Saul, legally acquire god Saul: illegally acquires god

[@Qwerasd]

My favorite part: Doug spontaneously learning how to pronounce Tepes after saying it wrong 40 times

[@kobmtx]

“saul says this as if it were a normal thing to do” is one of the funniest lines i’ve ever heard

[@manupm9161]

That summarizes the entire video

[@kylemueller]

This needs to get turned into a fully animated series

[@DOOT_II]

^

[@yeahmike3847]

It'll have to be edited a BIT

[@LtCdrXander]

Can't wait to see the epic battle between William Tecumseh Sherman and Saul Goodman on the big screen

[@Ghostly3011]

I wanna see Saul Goodman descend from Heaven and blast Dougkota's entire military force to smithereens.

[@draglorr5578]

This would actually make a really good show I feel like.

[@theredsaurian]

8:36 dougdoug gains consciousness

[@dragonwings1273]

1:02:42 God, this moment had me dying of laughter. Out of context this would literally be one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard.

[@wenqinzheng3468]

What the bloody hell. God is gonna be so mad

[@zepnickmemes4465]

I gotta say, killing Saul to have him come back from heaven was a godlike play

[@anon.9303]

Bruh da pun doe 😳

[@PatrickMcCawFitnessOfficial]

"Don't cry son. Your mommy is in heaven now and she'll never hurt you again." - Dougkotan General

[@lvoryRose]

"You need to spend money to make money." -Mel from Pepsico

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Heaven...will be hell for you

[@uIie]

That child grew to be iron balls Sherman

[@viktorthykjr1966]

saul's goodlike power to trasform everything into legal loopholes is impresive

[@monkeyboy3176]

This story had the most plot twists I've ever seen! This goes to show that AI can never truly replace writers... unless people decide they want incoherent storylines that defy all known logic and sanity XD

[@grygoriiovsianikov6671]

1:02:47 “You might have the moon, Saul Goodman, Heaven, and Jesus, but you still got no NFL commissioner” Greatest line to ever be said by man.

[@KhorneBrzrkr]

You can’t forget the barely stifled laughter when he says “Jesus” realizing how unrelentingly insane it all is.

[@TarlukLegion]

any of you know what the music at that portion is?

[@SubconsciousDeviant]

I thought Saul was the NFL Commissioner

[@grygoriiovsianikov6671]

@@SubconsciousDeviant nah he retired

[@blaze1927]

@@SubconsciousDeviant Saul died and came back. He doesn’t get to have his old position

[@lawden210]

The child turned orphan, turning out to be the N. Dakota King's son, and becoming Gen. Iron Balls is awesome character development

[@PowderCrab]

yo, figured you might not know your comment blew up bc there's no replies, you're welcome :)

[@spingleboygle]

yeah, what the guy above me said

[@samking2591]

God save general iron balls

[@Eucaigh]

I like how Dougtopia is just a bunch of farmers while Chatlantis is a space fairing mega empire with magic.

[@BigDaddySam5]

I love the dedication of the guy who wanted chat to rebuild the NFL the whole video 😂

[@dazcarrr]

Twitch Chat: has NASA on their side, allowing for mastery of space itself and the use of the moon as an ultimate weapon Doug: really likes corn

[@KoldIce7]

and last time twitch chat had satan on their side and doug was like: i really like beer

[@dazcarrr]

@@KoldIce7 twitch chat went from using satan to take over Europe to legally acquiring God from the angelic reincarnation of an assassinated Saul Goodman who help them take over most of America

[@syki939]

doug needs to be buffed for the invasion of mars

[@KingNedya]

@@KoldIce7 And a giant flying fire-breathing God Emperor that singlehandedly destroyed Doug's army after an entire country had failed to do so.

[@tacticstonk4740]

Honestly chat shouldn't have gotten all of nasa as the space pope kinda tricked them in the beginning and never officially joined thier cause

[@Robyn_iz_Here]

I love how chat says random bullshit and the A.I just makes it work but doug actually thinks about it and the A.I makes him sit there for 100 turns of bogus just for his plan to fail

[@falconstudios146]

Doug: Yes, I'd like to form an alliance. AI: After the entire length of A Song Of Ice And Fire, you commit 7 war crimes and still lose. Chat: We are sending the Space Pope to the Moon. AI: You have allied with the moon people.

[@Robyn_iz_Here]

@@falconstudios146 Doug : *actual logical move * The A.I : "imma pretend I didn't that" * nonsensical romance drama plot *

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Chat and the a.i. work on the same wavelength

[@skepperoni7382]

You don’t understand my joy as an Idahoan in the chat while we absolutely annihilated doug

[@flare376v]

19:12 my man was cooking a bomb

[@creb4147]

So many characters in these stories are just like "Wait, I thought you died" "Yeah, but I got better"

[@JzanderN]

To be fair, in Saul's case, I think he just found some legal loophole that allowed him to become an angel and therefore return to Earth.

[@PieBathBob]

the fact that last time chat acquired hell and now they got heaven is absolutely incredible

[@jondw]

I think that just leaves limbo/purgatory

[@ballsacsincorp]

@@jondw what about the void and nirvana we gotta get every religion in this

[@Mr_Monolith]

@@jondw Limbo is the first circle of hell so they already have it.

[@capybara2515]

Now they need to take Narnia, The Backrooms and IKEA

[@MamaRaevanon]

“Saul assassinated Jesus!” I love the internet.

[@fridaynightpizza7158]

5:39 The South Dakotan general clearly has some mommy issues as his immediate reaction to seeing a boy crying over his lifeless mother's body is to reassure him that she won't be able to hurt him anymore

[@jbillion]

I was in tears when Saul descended from heaven

[@confusedseagull7555]

I died laughing at that part

[@FrostReave]

54:29

[@jacobmacpherson8516]

I LITTERALLY could not breathe for like 5 seconds

[@thegoldenangle5661]

that part was the highlight of this video i was laughing my but off from that random 180 turn the best part was the decimation of his forces

[@connor_phillipz5689]

"Don't worry, son," said the general. "Your mommy is in heaven now and she'll never hurt you again." Might be my favorite line in this series so far. lmao

[@Haunting_Shadow]

@@paradox356 We'll find out. I'll message you in a week if I'm still alive.

[@CrumbleKoek]

Best part is that the child who gets told that later grows to become General Iron-Balls, who is basically the only character to actually live happily ever after.

[@thegoldensuit4771]

@@paradox356 death or subscribing to your channel, hmmm I choose death.

[@thewisehermit9256]

I just realized Saul Goodmen probably talked to the mom and the mom told Saul about Doug's war crimes so Saul decided to give Doug Justice. The AI is something else.

[@lemontheone9342]

@@Haunting_Shadow Don't forget about this

[@epikmb24]

I love how both empires still sought the legal way of acquiring states despite the nation being in a state of total anarchy lmao

[@rafaellucadetena9355]

"Welcome to Stanley" I knew your brother was the AI from NovelAI.