Twitch Scraps: The Life & Times of Ceases Deasus (& Other Silly Stories)

[@LrdSqk]

Grayfruit has the power to do a ytpmv voice and it's terrifying. No one should be allowed such power

[@thecountercounter9127]

18:52 is a perfect showcase of the fear grayfruit inflicts upon me with his vocal range How do you do that. How did he make those noises like that. What.

[@pepedupa]

Jerma

[@FlippinEgg]

18:53 man sounded like a nuclear throne character

[@Simoran]

That was exactly what I heard

[@autonomousanonymous6310]

that was a fuckin ln'imve'sho if ive ever heard one

[@koopakid1000]

FLÄSHYN!

[@vanderkarl3927]

2:54 I have never, EVER seen anything like this in my ~5000 hours of Dark Souls games (~2000) in DS1 I do have a theory: Enemies and friendly NPCs, when their pathing leads through a breakable obstacle and are obstructed by it, they will attack to break the object. Solaire turned around, tried to walk back to his 'home' he's leashed to, was obstructed by the branch, and initiated an R1 at the same time Grayfruit pivoted his character. In DS1 fashion (but with 0 latency!), he was snapped into the backstab animation. The reason Grayfruit takes no damage is because friendly npcs (while not pissed off by you) deal no damage to you. This is seen with Siegmeyer in Lost Izalith when you can fight the chaos eater things together. Of course, the player is able to hit NPCs, so they're not fully aligned in the same way enemies and invaders are, or a host and their phantoms. I would be interested in seeing if Siegmeyer can perform a similar 0 damage backstab! If he can't, that would probably disprove my theory.

[@gayzer1020]

Thank you for this I was really confused

[@Cece-Cece]

its pretty common

[@corbandotson4295]

@@Cece-Cece >It's pretty common >Doesn't elaborate >Leaves [Chad image]

[@1582-o6j]

nerd

[@vapelord_vixen7828]

That’s what I thought too. I’ve seen several vagrants but never anything like that. It’s a really interesting mechanic that the game didn’t count it as a real backstab. It’s very dark souls to have weird obscure shit like that though I must say.

[@masteroak7474]

18:53 I know that gray gets compared to vinny sometimes, but I think he has fully surpassed him in vinny-ness after that noise

[@creatureofsteel17]

Naw he's just holding Vinny hostage and forced him to make that voice

[@AaronG.]

Mans sounded like a shulker box

[@genericmoron3008]

He really said *nuclear throne sfx*

[@RADZIO895]

jer.. grayfruit - the worst noise

[@filiaknight8514]

My man really just made a Terraria Wall of Flesh noise

[@mintystingmoon4787]

That flying shoe was the most magical thing I’ve ever seen.

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

His initial disappointment juxtaposed with the sheer joy when he saw Killer Croc was fucking magical

[@antoninus2678]

hopefully Bush and his impressive dodging skills can outdo that shoe

[@krisalis_]

21:58

[@Big_man_drew16]

Bro what was the song in the flying shoe clip

[@your_son.]

@@Big_man_drew16 nightcall by kavinsky

[@zero28ism]

36:15 I swear he sounds like if you took a sample of him saying weed and you just used that as a midi keyboard sound

[@Jack_Woods]

I don't know how he does it!

[@maverickREAL]

someone make a grayfruit soundfont like YAP and WEED and DOOT

[@sumote1947]

18:53 That's not even a noise humans can make

[@rinkothelad]

Have you ever heard of Vinny? The veiniest of sauces?

[@IOSIRIS]

You obviously haven’t met any members of the goblineage

[@demonminer8093]

41:36 just so everyone knows, hooktail is a female as stated by gloomtail, a later boss in this game who is hooktails brother.

[@thealchemistking4063]

*NINTENDO, WHAT THE FUCK?!*

[@IOSIRIS]

:( EDITED BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY SAID :)

[@Maker0824]

yall are cringe for thinking that changes anything. People can pay money to sniff dude feet just as much as girl feet. While it's true that women ar fantised more, that doesn't make it not true that it doesn't happen to men too

[@thealchemistking4063]

@@Maker0824 I am cringe but that makes me free. also bold to assume OP meant it in a sexist way and was not simply stating the fact of what nintendo did.

[@lordhem6306]

having watched the entire Dark Souls poopy pants saga, I can say that the Fruit man is one of the most committed people to bits

[@kirablagoev8534]

The nintendo direct stream was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The sheer amount of shovelware looking games and lack of big news as time went on was unbelievably hilarious.

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

A magnificent hour for Twitch Scraps

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

This was basically 5 whole edited videos with a couple of miscellaneous bonus clips and I love it

[@Platitudinous9000]

Twitch Scraps’ Longest Hour

[@sploshsploosh]

Indubitably.

[@Jack_Woods]

16:07 How is Grayfruit such a natural at hitting notes right like that? on a whim! he did that with Night of Nights once too, and it was just as surprising

[@Alterr_3G0]

20:12 the mario clips timer perfectly transfers into the next clip

[@mattgroening8872]

Wow

[@MisterDingbat]

Little Mac at 37:20 genuinely looks straight out of the THINK, MARK meme.

[@antoninus2678]

oh god someone needs to make that

[@ninjayajnin]

"You're boxing against fighters who are practically 3 times your size and experience and you expect to win? Think Mac, Think!"

[@raymondschwan7338]

30 seconds and I’m already laughing my ass off, that’s the grayfruit effect

[@VLeuzinger]

39:46 0.00305176% chance of that happening, assuming it's exactly 50/50

[@garrettjones494]

I'm assuming it has something to do with the way the RNG is calculated that statistically it might be 50/50 but he was perfectly recreating the scenario so the luck rolled the same every time.

[@glorkYT]

Probably has an RNG system like super mario maker 2 where your movement and the scenario at hand will control what outcome you get

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@garrettjones494 thats rather unlikely that the rng for the recreation of a seed like that likely wouldnt start at the beginning of every roll, and even if it did, it would also require gray to fire on the exact same frame each and every time, which he clearly didnt, as displayed by the ball bucket shifting around in place wherever he shot. so yes, he did get an outcome equal to double the luck of a shiny pokemon

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@glorkYT even so, it wouldnt have mattered, as something like that, for the sake of generating random numbers, only matters when you are actively trying to shift the rng in ones favor, which, as you can tell, was indeed not trying to be done by grey, in fact, would he have been trying to, he would have been trying to shift the rng AGAINST himself to get the wrong side of the coin to restart faster.

[@CaptainTechnicalityLP]

I've seen this happen in Peggle Extreme too. From what I can tell, in earlier versions of peggle, the chance of getting tails on the coin flip is set to be incredibly small when you only have 1 ball left. You can test it out yourself, it's likely to happen.

[@potatopotpie69]

28:18 Ticket pays for the whole seat but you'll only need the eeeeeeeeeedge

[@Roverdrive_X]

1:46 Grayfruit when he notices that you broke his Fragile charms.

[@nickname5447]

OH MY GOD IT TOTALLY IS

[@doctormarvello2221]

46:43 the circle of transmutation. the destruction of human life. The creation of the philosopher's stone.

[@johndoe-zl9ni]

18:21 best toad impression

[@jcb7494]

about the mario 3dwolrd level with the fleeing flag, you can actually catch him up at the very start with Toad, bc he HELLA fast!

[@maxihaxi9787]

18:52 I crave the Facecam of this clip

[@Scatteredpast]

Watching grayfruit while high is definitely one of the most calming experiences I've ever had.

[@stankmongerjones]

That's what I was literally just thinking why did I ever ignore this guy's posts man if only

[@5252coolguy]

42:27 is the perfect example of what happens when grayfruit plays peggle

[@andrewsantos4801]

First

[@innxir]

The way the hits sync up with music at 24:20 is godly.

[@Iyasenu]

40:44 Is so funny, especially when he can't stop from laughing himself.

[@filiaknight8514]

14:02 ok but HOW did he make the dark souls hurt sound effect

[@Zerker_EX]

16:43 "Start the age of poop" sure aged well with the Dung Eater & everything...

[@racheltiffany9892]

42:06 when I leave my room for the first time in years

[@mewxd7345]

i like to imagine someone pointing at random people on the street and calling them fat because they've forgotten how to talk to people

[@racheltiffany9892]

@@mewxd7345 heheheheeh

[@atlas1102]

7:24 Everyone was going on about Bloodborne Kart, but now we have Dark Souls Kart

[@johnlink9397]

Idk why 42:06 gets me so bad but I think it's my favorite grayfruit moment ever

[@RockmanSolid]

9:18 And with that, grayfruit made his ascension(Or descent, to some) to the Friday Night Funkin' universe.

[@RockmanSolid]

40:45 He's gone all-in now. There's no bringing him back.

[@Patchnote2.0]

38:52 That brief image brought back a flood of memories. wtf man, you can't just drag memories out of the bowels of my mind like that. Next time at least buy me dinner first.

[@proxy1035]

54:19 i don't know why, but that game reminds me of Fez and now i wanna see a """"speedrun"""" video of Fez.

[@Nano-sw8gl]

What game is it?

[@captaincrash9002]

@@Nano-sw8gl sword & sorcery

[@jameschism3764]

7:16 just hearing this out of context kills me

[@crongle369]

I relate to grayfruit’s random noises on a spiritual level

[@Qu1ckRev1ve]

3:09 Did my man's just aggressively spam t-pose at him? Grossly incandescent

[@McBehrer]

21:15 OH YEAH I watched the video up until this point, but didn't want to spoil Bowser's Fury for myself, so I stopped, and then forgot to come back to it after I beat it! I'm glad I stuck through 21 minutes of a video I thought I had already watched, just because it was funny, because now I found an extra 30 minutes of new footage I had missed!

[@absollnk]

29:59 that line sounded oddly profound and it really shouldn't have

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Quite literally the Peggle MASTER. I tip my hat to you, good sir.

[@jetheweary]

my headcannon is that the poopwalk became such a staple in culture during the age of poop that the Dung Eater is the last disciple of the age of poop and thats the reason he wears heavy armor is to poopwalk better

[@5252coolguy]

Grayfruit betting all his money on a giant floating crocodile head is insanely in character.

[@quadruplemeow]

i love that the sonic the hedgehog section was just one minute of gray accidentally doing a nazi salute and then eating shit on spikes

[@tannerbirb6385]

I need a full clip of the Absowute Wadiance at 23:13 PRONTO.

[@pecosito7394]

zuma is a game i played on my dads work computer when i was a kid. had no idea what it was called and for years i was wondering about the ball game with the frog in the middle and only ever got results about peggle. you've done me a great service, grayman, thank you.

[@MxNoir]

10:40 this clip has aged both like a fine wine & a very rancid cup of milk thanks to the new meaning of “gooning”

[@thechazzler8934]

It amazes me how he can imitate any noice he hears

[@ThunderSpark9001]

i love the way that he sped up a different song so he wouldn’t get DMCA’d for using smooth criminal

[@blazernitrox6329]

I'm so glad I watched (part) of your 100%ing Celeste stream. That was what made me decide to get it, and gotta say. Amazing game.

[@davidmkennedy]

1:30 can i mention that he was actually on the correct key

[@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan]

Literally twitching with joy at this upload

[@bookreaderman6715]

Huh, wasn't expecting you here

[@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan]

Expect the unexpected

[@Jack_Woods]

36:15 HOW DOES HE DO THAT?! IT'S LIKE PITCH PERFECT AND EVERYTHING

[@thechazzler8934]

You should watch his undertale series, it’s great

[@gayzer1020]

Bro is studying music

[@MrQwefty]

29:11 Still one of my favorite highlights and nut moments of all time

[@VoxVenatoris]

28:24 *CUNK* button shoutouts to simpleflips

[@KordintheHusky]

12:12 "There's some programming jank going on there" ah yes. the fact that running makes you slower is the jankiest thing happening at this moment.

[@robrobson8200]

7:25 for Dark Souls Kart

[@SwissSauce]

Lmao the chat going “resident sleeper” after gray sung the jiggly puff song is a top tier chat moment

[@MxNoir]

40:23 - The chances of getting 15 consecutively successful coin flips in a row is ~0.000015% or odds of 3/20000000

[@foxman2373]

2:11 I lost it when he made the American Dad Stan "OOH!" of surprise

[@presleydejean4638]

Not every week to get 2 hour long grayfruit videos, we truly have been blessed.

[@hydrasent563]

"You really want to eliminate entire colors" -Grayfruit

[@pikazooka]

10:40 the only proper use of this term, now corrupted by the year of our lord 2023

[@Platitudinous9000]

I love how Nightcall gets muffled when the shoe is out of view, fantastic work

[@Iyasenu]

42:11 I was playing the remake, and throughout the time I went around the tree with the Punies, I couldn't help but remember this silly bit of grayfruit singing.

[@dmfyre]

Finally the legend of Ceasus Deasus reaches the main channel

[@kevinwehrli8465]

the solaire thing from the begining was prolly due to his path being blocked my the roots = npc hitting obstacle to clear path = you standing with your back towards solarie = him backstabing you on accident.

[@kangev8662]

every time im watching any of your content I just feel like I have the greatest trip ever, its super strange but awesome

[@McBehrer]

52:10 fun fact, my friend is a VA in that game!

[@rejectclone4504]

22:10 EPIC KAVINSKY REFERENCE?!

[@tristanrow4951]

27:26 don't you EVER give us context for this

[@thechazzler8934]

What stream is that from

[@cardboardb0x851]

It’s a video on KZbin of a wise old Ming dynasty guy say that ( I’m gonna go look for it)

[@cardboardb0x851]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKepn5yeg7eem9k

[@cardboardb0x851]

found it

[@sanspapyrus2932]

30:35 As a german i appreciate you calling it "sick heil" Jk tho i really love your content bruv Keep up the nice stuff 👍

[@quartzofcourse]

22:03 modern art

[@dianak8656]

22:10 this is great

[@FlowingThrough]

Grayfruit really seems to have some of the most guttural panicked shouts

[@Ash13206]

Project Triangle Strategy (working title) is definitely my favorite part

[@boltumbles]

39:45 1/2^17 = 1/131072 = a 0.0000008% chance to get 17 free ball flips in a row. mr. fruit is the luckiest streamer this side of the mississippi

[@harrymokkel218]

it was 15, so 0,5^15 = 0,0003 which comes out to a 0,003% chance

[@boltumbles]

@@harrymokkel218 i can't count :(

[@hiimemily]

"That Ming Dynasty pussy got me acting unwise." - Grayfruit, 1941

[@ChimpsR4]

What is the song in the background at 31:10? I swear I’ve heard it before I just don’t know the name

[@grayfruit]

it is gin and tonic and red red roses one of the remixes

[@ChimpsR4]

Thank you so much

[@ChimpsR4]

Great video by the way, I love these highlights of a bunch of random streams in one video

[@NotOnLand]

45:07 ahh yes my favorite British spy, Agent 00ð

[@prettyboylaurel]

18:53 evil noise

[@kylelord_8573]

Are you telling me you played through the entirety of Paper Mario TTYD and DIDN’T make a video/series on it?

[@JARGUN145]

Poop walk, a move which can defeat even goku

[@syntruss]

The probability for getting 15 50/50s to land on the same side every time at 40:03 is 0.00305176 btw

[@costa8509]

the coin isn't 50/50 its more like 80/20 i think

[@Serac111]

Idk if this a hot take or not but i think Cesus Desus was one of if not the best Grayfruit DS1 runs, even if Lark Souls is longer and more iconic the vibes and the crazy cheese of this one was amazing

[@solitudeguard8122]

I can't believe I watched Ultraman fight the Demi-Fiend while a chiptune cover of "I'll Face Myself" from Persona 4 played in the background

[@logantillman7409]

42:07 I was legit not expecting that

[@brookeb69420]

10:40 poor choice of words in 2024

[@benlowen3097]

😔

[@samditto]

This is my favorite video ever

[@makalaalakam2657]

The toad voice is probably my favorite thing ever

[@sirpsycactus]

after this video and his direct reaction i am convinced that absolutely ZERO youtubers i watch have ever played xenoblade AT ALL

[@levyathan4744]

If I may recommend chuggaaconroy, one of the first let's players ever and an avid Xenoblade fan

[@supernintendochalmers3385]

@@levyathan4744 Chuggaaconroy might be one of the two KZbinrs I've watched who's even heard of Xenoblade

[@jacobdumas7643]

ever watch Alpharad? He does variety but started with Smash.

[@captaincrash9002]

are you IMPLYING xc2 ISN'T absolute coomer trash

[@sirpsycactus]

@@captaincrash9002 yeah. its a fun game and i wish more people gave it a chance or articulated their problems with it in better ways than "its a coomer game" or "its anime trash" and stuff like that because the game has flaws but the main arguments against it have no real meaning and it bugs the shit out of me because nobody talks about the actual game anymore

[@devmapall98]

18:53 what in the goddamn FUCK was that sound and how do I learn it master

[@mudedmmuh964]

Thanks for all the genuinely great content

[@tiotharius]

I know he's not Jerma, but 18:15 Gamer zerks off dinosaur live on stream

[@benkrusher8473]

Someone should make official grayfruit weedmixes

[@grandcanyon1166]

When the game froze, it gave me the same vibe as when I played persona 3 and my game would freeze

[@bloodwar5005]

I love how everyone who watched the February Direct were either laughing or disappointed most of the time, save for the few titles that were actually interesting.

[@rockytop1502]

the first time I watched this I was barely lucid and 41:59 had me thinking Grayfruit was playing the TTYD terribly translated version

[@panthererousse]

23:55 THE SPARKS DIDNT ZOOM IN LOL

[@-YELDAH]

12:27 my favourite game! DEATH STANDING

[@piper964]

27:27 ignore me this is just the best fuckingbthibg