Twitter Attacks During Star Wars Celebration, Says Empire Fans Are Fascists

I honestly can't believe I'm writing these words, but the galaxy brains at Twitter continue to amaze me with their insane outlook on the world, still believing that people enjoying the wrong elements of pop culture are going to help destroy the world. Today's target is Star Wars fans, specifically those evil jerks who dare to express a love of The Galactic Empire or The First Order.
Unable to separate fantasy from reality, journalists, influencers and verified Twitter users have banded together to make one thing clear:
If you think Kylo Ren's lightsaber is cool, you are a fascist.
(This world is a nightmare from which I cannot escape)
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Now please excuse a bit of "virtue signaling" but I need to make this clear in response to some of my critics. I have a deep love for all colors and creeds of people, and I think humanity must unite as a singular people if we are ever to recognize the full extent of our potential. This video is not an endorsement of fascism, but a disagreement about why wasting time on fighting about action figure ideologies draws crucial focus away from meaningful social justice battles. Yes, my opinions can be strong and biting, but the idea that anyone would accuse me of being in league with vile persons because I disagree with how to best challenge their rhetoric, is beyond the pale. If you truly think I am a force for evil in this world, I urge you to contact me privately with your concerns.

[@jimschuler8830]

Which side do you want to be on: Incompetence: 73% Incompetence with better uniforms: 27%

[@ARC5]

those better uniforms also come with a better chance at living. don't forget that the rebels are like 6 people in a space winnebago now and the first order is still and army, lots more chance of living there.

[@freakindamnshiki]

yeah, they are both military retarded... i'm switzerland in this matter

[@jimschuler8830]

@@ARC5 Hey, don't knock the space winnebago. It's perfect for giving someone the raspberry.

[@CarParts08382]

@@jimschuler8830 AND always top off with Liquid Schwartz! 😁

[@pezdispencer113]

At least 98% of the empire didn't die in TLJ.

[@kiralynn72]

I vote 1 for Chancellor Palpatine, for a safe a secure society.

[@marcusprice8129]

Goooood. Goooooood. You have done well.

[@Emppu_T.]

So be it

[@lxrdxrist]

Facism.

[@marcusprice8129]

@@lxrdxrist Nazi

[@LilWhitePrivileged]

Palpatine 2020...Make Blue Hairs die again.

[@leecason9468]

The rebellion killed millions of people who weren't all in combat roles over the destruction of two deathstars

[@dreadknight1174]

Let's not forget all the jobs created by Palpatine. Lol

[@cmysliwiec]

Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer (Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements) and speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs. Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was. Dominick "Babyface" Bambino's. The gangster. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling. I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to his heart, not his wallet.

[@eirich804]

This was literally 9/11 of Star Wars. You have to support the Empire in it's galaxy wide battle against terrorism

[@user-zg5ey5xo9i]

@@eirich804 So the empire destroyed the deathstar themselves?

[@eirich804]

@@user-zg5ey5xo9i Inside Job

[@ahzekahriman5840]

"I used to think life was a tragedy. Now I realize that it's a comedy" 🤡🌎

[@alkukayen4150]

We live in a society man

Comedian was right

[@Ashkihyena]

Quoting the Joker, you're totally a sociopath by these peoples logic.

[@Ashkihyena]

Jonnathan Crane Nope, it’s true, by these people’s logic of you like the First Order you’re a Nazi. So if you quote or like the Joker you’re a sociopath by that logic.

[@Kz-ds8gb]

1988 Jr. High kids start asking if your 'Foot Clan' in school Halls if they did not like your answer they'ed try to Round-House Kick you . Sound like Anything Happening ?

[@anakinskywalker9244]

Me: Mommy can I have a first order officer action figure? Mom: We will not have any nazi memorabilia in our home!

[@zoompt-lm5xw]

And a red pill has been giving

[@scottfree9601]

No sweetheart we only have well written bad guys in this house. *buys kid a kickass Vader figure*

[@gebermotta2558]

@@scottfree9601 *buys kid a general hux figure*

[@garvindreis]

Neither, the Empire would have ruined both factions at the peak of its glory.

[@VeinyDevil]

I reckon the Republic would be the best at it’s peak.

[@maximus6844]

@@VeinyDevil Not too sure about that. From what I hear, after the Republic was transformed into the Empire and the droid army was given a shutdown order, nothing stopped the Empire's rapid expansion throughout the galaxy. Unlike the Republic, which brought systems under its influence through the promise of wealth and business, the Empire was militarized and took systems by force. I'd say the only advantage the Republic had over the Empire was their use of clones as opposed to volunteer soldiers. Despite their soldiers being inferior, the Empire commanded a much larger number of troops and their technology was considered superior to that of the Republic.

[@rainbowbatman5931]

The sith shall always rule

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

@@VeinyDevil The Empire was created as a militaristic State to defend the Galaxy from crazy powerful extra galactic menaces, the republic didn't. It had something like a police force, basically.

[@guestsuperguest403]

The Republic dealt with two deathstars at its birth, how did they not see deathstar 3 coming?! They didnt build a planet wide force field or something?!?

[@DrBachur]

"Damn, the First Order outfits look slick! Now where do I sign up for the Schutzstaffel?"

[@Jolis_Parsec]

The Shoe Shuffle? I think at Castle Wolfenstein, but that’s just because I’m a big fan of iD Software and their games. 😆

[@camelxravennova]

BACHUR I love Hux’s outfit/trench coat, The officer’s uniform, Phasma’s armor and I forgot the name of another character with red armor who was a rival of Phasma but I really like.

[@lordfrostwind3151]

The hats are a little goofy, but otherwise they do look nice. Do you part today and work to avenge our Emperor, for order, unity and security.

[@dragnarok4286]

@@lordfrostwind3151 you just have to look at the ships the uniforms and the military size and you know which side youre on who tf would join the ressistance its literely maybe less than 100 people left vs the first order of hundreds of ships and millions of men under their command the ressistaance brings dissorder and dissent to planets no disciplin and order only death and destruction no peace and prosperity ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR

[@The_Rude_French_Canadian]

All hail emperor palpatine!!!

[@Paid2Kill73]

"They think Star Wars is REAL." has to be the best quote I've heard lol

[@slimwillis9697]

I laughed harder at "Oh no! The Nazis are holding a rally this weekend. -Nah they're just Star Wars fans. They're harmless."

[@Boooooooooo541]

LOL, when I watched A New Hope for the first time I was cheering for the Empire and was sad when the Death Star got destroyed

[@cplpetergriffin1583]

Same I always have sympathized with the empire

[@funorplay6614]

NPC #465949 Me too. They look badass and kick the shit out of the Rebells. The Rebells are just winey bitches.

[@treeman8773]

There’s honestly nothing wrong with them. Rebels are stupid.

[@rustaholic2546]

@@treeman8773 this

[@zd_5907]

I always rooted for the og's. THE CIS.

[@deathbysloth]

Self-righteousness is a very addictive drug. Sadly, overdoses usually only hurt everyone else.

[@kylescoolclips]

Self-righteousness and pseudomoralism

[@anonplzzzzzz]

I was always a fan of the dark side in Star Wars, as well as I was fascinated with Voldemort's story in Harry Potter. He was simply the more interesting character. BYE MOM. SIGNING UP FOR THE REICH!

[@Emppu_T.]

I read that as RANCH at first, lol

[@chriscarey1898]

Welcome brother

[@marcusdecmer]

pretty soon man if they keep pushing us that way

[@drfunkburger3895]

HA and I think in legends Darth Plageius is the single most interesting character in legends. His is a moral story about the corruption that an individual goes through when they attain power and how far their thinking would logically progress towards when presented with ULTIMATE power. He represents a wonderful story that shows the problem with that type of thinking. He is my favorite star wars character and I'm also for sure not a fascist. Can we not use allegorical stories to gain better insight into the problems of our time any more? Or are the damn PC thought police going to lose their minds over wrong-think that actually supports a lot of their own ideas. XD

[@obamabinladen3031]

Emppu T. “Send then to the ranch!” -PewDiePie

[@erhiueQWEF]

These people also think Harry Potter wouldn't vote Yes on Brexit

[@ignacionadeo3521]

Well of course he'd vote yes, he had no education past 11 years old. Well, no education worth shit anyway...

[@rickygrimshaw1255]

Waaaaa wwwwaaaaa We want a 2nd referendum wwwaaaaaa 😂 Can’t wait for Brexit 🇬🇧

[@aaron75fy]

and Voldemort blew up the houses of parliament

[@philipa.stephenson1549]

You literally miss the PURPOSE OF ART. Do you suppose it was Rowling's project to... sunder Britain from Europe? Do you think the underlying message of a benighted orphan finding strength in friendship, education, and, moving past childhood PTSD creates family and trust and justice....YEAH NO REAL WORLD POLITICAL APPLICATION...NO MORAL PHILOSOPHY...but oh..no. .. actually that is quite consonant with the author's public political activity. No one is leaving art in a box for you to define and capture and tell people they need to let you say and favour and espouse any idiot entitled reduction of our art and world and politics. Nobody's coming for you. Your idiocy bounces around in your tiny media silo. Some smart people. Some funny observations. But stop acting wounded. You're not wounded. You're irritable. Because you're deserving. And both morally lazy and unimaginative. If someone says they're scared you're acting fascist...ask yourselves if the prudent or sustainable response is laughing in their faces. Plural.

[@aaron75fy]

@@philipa.stephenson1549 it is, because it makes the term so redundant, like labeling someone sexist or racist for simply disagreeing

[@Levicandoit]

Everyone needs to spam the first order button

[@thefitnerd5116]

Levi Pittman the poll was taken down.

[@CMCAdvanced]

Aww, let the hate flow through you...

[@lordfrostwind3151]

Better go to these clowns Twitter pages and spam Empire and First Order propaganda.

[@marktaylor6553]

They fear if they stop crying/screaming about something, people will forget about them. They're right.

[@boneneedle3360]

Truly murdered by words

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

@TheHobbitMonster we can only hope

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

sToP sUpPorTinG fAciSm!!!! reSpEct tHe prOnoUn!!!

[@BennysGamingAttic]

When Fanboys freak out about how great Thanos is, they don't want to wipe out half the universe! *Sees countless videos about how Thanos was right* Oh...

[@MrChristo93]

I'd have picked the First Order because none of the heroes are really that interesting.

[@johnypeperwinkle6207]

I choose them because their outfits are cool

[@videoclipuploads1412]

The jedi and the rebels support slavery. They did nothing to help slaves.

[@skippy9273]

Phazma was a little cool imo

[@RyanLongArt]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@MoldyOog]

I like Kylo and was a Sith before Star Wars was "this" so I would be First Order mostly because Rey and Rose are Resistance people.

[@charleshodge6920]

501st does more charity work than the rebels, just because the murdered younglings doesn’t make them bad clones.

[@Tyork42]

Charles Hodge those were brave soldiers of the republic just following orders

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

Let me rephrase that for you: "Just because they killed children doesn't mean they were bad people." O-kay Jo-se...

[@Neonytic]

@@AvengerAtIlipa *heavily indoctrinated children. Yes, jedi were overall a good ideological group, BUT on a grand level, jedi did end up creating an imbalance in the force. To put it bluntly, jedi should've never hogged as much influence and power. They brought the rise of the Empire on themselves. So the jedi are the reason those children became victims in the war between sith and jedi.

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

@@Neonytic Ah, you're right. I guess I never appreciated the grand virtues the sith bring to the table. Virtues such as megalomania, deceit, selfishness, cruelty and suffering.

[@Neonytic]

@@AvengerAtIlipa truly. The peace was real. I hope you do realize I am kidding of course. Unless you're like thw tweeters in the video.

[@vision-of-dog]

Only 2 options for existing in an entire UNIVERSE? I just wanted to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

I would rather be part of that sith cult in Nar Shadda, created by the Wrath of the Emperor.

[@alptigin5438]

OH MY GAWD ITS THE ACSHEWALL I JUST WANT POWER CONVERTERS MEME. Let me load up Wikipedia and scroll around for a while until I find an article to "prove" you "wrong".

[@jarelllevingston7882]

This is not good for your mental health.

[@theoutsider8745]

No it's not. My days have been slightly less shit since the time I deactivated my Twatter account.

[@buffalomafia7162]

Well living on this planet is not really good for you lel

[@dcollins8718]

@@buffalomafia7162 Damn you everywhere

[@SunlightGwyn]

Common sense is not common on Twitter.

[@synchaos9141]

RavenOfDusk when did twitter had any common sense

[@usagifang]

I hate new star wars. But what the hell? How does politics and shit come into play? These people are crazy.

[@jonathanw1019]

They're progressives. Their entire ideology dictates that everything be political. Sports, pop culture, engineering, math, history, NASA, Star Wars. All politics, all the time.

[@karipuusaari8819]

Its fucking ridiculous... Its ruining the New star wars trilogy. Why cant we just enjoy some fun space people trying To destroy an evil space imperium. I do think that Last jedi and force awakens are actually pretty darn decent films

[@jackrutledgegoembel5896]

Basically everything is political, and always has been, ESPECIALLY a franchise about war and politics. Even if all something does is support the status quo, that’s not any less political than any other stance.

[@kingdodo6508]

I’ve seen you on the DnD beyond sever I believe

[@youtubeisasshoe69]

So my friend who has an imperial tattoo isn't a nerd, he's a fascist? I must emphasize it's my friend and not me who has said tattoo.

[@josephdocherty7919]

Is your friend's first name Adolf?

[@josephdocherty7919]

@@nathanmorgan3647 all for the greater good.

[@Jay42207]

"Fascism is wrong unless its mine" - JarJar Binks

[@apeapeape999]

Jar Jar Binks World

[@ananousous]

Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble fascist

[@steevrawjers]

Ok that is #True but please Again friends leave Jar jar out of This

[@yoshikagekira4471]

If the Original Trilogy was based on WWII wouldn’t that make the Sequels the Gulf War?

[@cplpetergriffin1583]

No the original trilogy was based on Vietnam

[@yoshikagekira4471]

NPC #465949 No... no it wasn’t.

[@ryanhughes6405]

@@yoshikagekira4471 yes... Yes it was

[@ironguardromanian6371]

What about the prequels? Was that the first world war and the interwar period.

[@rnrailproductions5049]

Yoshikage Kira George Lucas said so many times the Rebels are based on the Viet-Minh and Vietcong and the empire is the French/United states.

[@SloopLow]

I just like the clean, shiny, organized side with the cool tech. It's satisfying to look at.

[@SydneySininen]

Ikr. I just love that feel. I always play the side with nice white armor in Star Wars games. It's pleasing to look at.

[@StarboyXL9]

That's why I main Protoss in Starcraft 2. Give me gold and blue high-tech pyramids over dingy Terran "constructs" and Zerg abominations any day!

[@HansHammertime]

Love the empire more than anything really

[@alchemispark7751]

Wow, what a nazi

[@SydneySininen]

@@alchemispark7751 tbh Star Wars is just Nazis vs terrorists

[@caller347]

These people are desperate for something to protest.

[@fwobebe5164]

It's the only thing they know anymore. Protest everything. They'd protest protesting if they could. They'd be offended to breathe the same air on this planet that their enemies breathe. Their life is a cartoon.

[@Sin526]

@TheHobbitMonster Look at me... LOOK at me... we are the Clowns now 🤡

[@angy_catt]

My favorite character is Palpatine! Woke twitter: oMg nEo NaZi!!1!11!!

[@steevrawjers]

And mace windu #and you know mace windu is A weirdo

[@katiGiaNaExeis]

@@steevrawjers Be VERY careful of what you say next!

[@overlordmae9090]

@@holeefuk6936 Evil and proud. Almost like X-men lol

[@MichaelV118]

No, if you like the Emperor and the Empire, your a nazi... if you like Snoke and the First Order, your a Neo-Nazi. Lol

[@blueskdragonFX]

literally space hitler!

[@nimay13]

First order have medical benefits, they have pension fund set up, and free uniforms. Also, cool ships. Does the Resistance have those? I think not.

[@longfang_1764]

@E115 the us military has that stuff.... Oh no we're screwed.

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@E115 Oh shush. We all know socialism is Jewish and even arguing for some socialist aspects (like healthcare) makes you a Communist.

[@ardoronro6677]

The First Order can't hold a candle to the Galactic Empire though. For The Empire!

[@jacobussmit1453]

I hear The Empire dental plan is to die for. Pretty tempting...

[@mute_psycho697]

FOR THE EMPIRE!

[@guestsuperguest403]

Did you know the empire exports the 1# best coffee in the galaxy?

[@kingdodo6508]

Hail the empire

[@kingdodo6508]

FOR THE EMPIRE

[@FresnoBob1313]

I kinda see the connection. I always thought Hillary Clinton looked like Emperor Palpatine lol

[@ijent3819]

Wait

[@Chris-yy5pj]

Both like boaster control and centralized government

[@corpsemachine6949]

@@Chris-yy5pj both are complete assholes

[@maverick5640]

What we should have done was all vote for ourselves, because WE ALL MAKE GLORIOUS COUNTRY COMRADES

[@kv-2thekingofderp866]

At least Palpatine was competent

[@margaretpritchet]

I liked the Sith more than the Jedi as a kid because my favorite color was red and Sith had red light sabers. Guess I was a nazi as a kid... damn... guess i should apologize to everyone?

[@espalorp3286]

If Disney writes sympathetic villains, and the villains are meant to be nazis, are Disney nazi sympathisers? One wonders why someone would partake in media that is apparently created by such horrible people.

[@jasonleejames_official]

Walt Disney lived in Hitler's former house so yeah they are. Lmao sjws don't even realize or they pretend to forget. Disney is Hitler actually my bad. There were drawings found of pinocchio, and the seven dwarves.

[@margaretpritchet]

@@nathanmorgan3647 😂

[@bentonknox5240]

I think Bane is a pretty cool villain! YoU fUcKiNg MuRdErEr! Edit: Wow, never had a comment with this many likes before!

[@Darthsabi]

I like Hitler's killer. Does that make me a Nazi or an anti-Nazi? *Leftist heads explode*

[@whitehorsedown6499]

Of course.

[@CBRN-115]

Gallahad (Harry): "I am a catholic whore whose black boyfriend works at a military abortion clinic. So hail satan and have a nice day"

[@Emppu_T.]

I think Hans Landa was the best character in inglorious bastards

[@citycat8925]

For you

[@Farawaym4n]

They: the resistance or the first oder? Me(intellectual): joining jabba the hut

[@andwhat]

YOU MONSTER ARE YOU ENDORSING GANG VIOLENCE I’M LITERALLY SHAKING RN

[@OverlordDurash]

*I'm triggered* , my family was massacred by the hutt cartel REEEEEEE

[@TheWerty14]

So you endorse human trafficking :o?

[@TheWerty14]

Koopa Omg what a monster

[@cheesbuga7201]

faucon_pellerin gotta grow that cotton MANNNNN

[@Kasaix]

Critics of the new Star Wars films were labeled as such, racists and sexists, by Disney and Lucasfilms themselves. This is just more of that.

[@masstercz6138]

Disney should ban these sjw's from star wars, people just cant have fun anymore.

[@MoldyOog]

They'd have to ban themselves. It's better just to yell at us, because then they're anti nazi and we're not apparently...

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Disney is hardly aware of this and that would just radicalize them.

[@ScarletEdge]

@@KeybladeMasterAndy Good. They can then commit a real crime and get jail sentences. I am fucking tired of SJW and Alt-Right virtual clash. We should just let it die and pay no attention to these idiots on both sides. I am tired of hating on SW too. I have better things to worry about. Like my own problems for example. Peace.

[@LordSathar]

but they are the only group that still likes star wars.

[@PTSayoriD]

Sadly the sjw types are the demographic Disney seems to be catering to these days.

[@logondash]

I am more of a Warhammer 40K guy. The Emperor Protects.

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

* Furiously headbangs Exterminatus Button *

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

jpena489 CEASE YOUR HERESY

[@kakyoinnoriaki3124]

BROTHER!!

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

Yes Inquisitor, this one right there

[@tobsw3802]

According to the internet Wh40k fans are already fascists too. Hate to break it to you. Fuh de Emprah!!!

[@TheGenXGeek]

Real fascism is not bad, Hitler just did it wrong... like y'all say about Communism and Socialism... This is sarcasm...

[@joshg1555]

TheAfrikaKorps whoa I don’t like the left but I’m not nazi lover either

[@ScootaReader]

If the statement of your comment being sarcastic is true, then you are authentically saying your comment is sarcastic. That means your comment is authentic, which makes it not sarcastic. That then means you are sarcastically saying your comment is sarcastic, which means that you saying it's sarcastic is authentic. This is hurting my head. What the heck dude.

[@joshg1555]

Zebradiah Slim has there ever been an example of “true fascism”? You’re aware that the founders of fascism collapsed and were utterly destroyed and were vile people right? Come off it.

[@joshg1555]

TheAfrikaKorps seriously? Segregation? That’s fucking backwards af but o k

[@CarrotConsumer]

@@zebradiahshyperlapse2339 You are using an old fashioned definition that literally no one but pedantic internet commenters use. Language evolves. So no, that ISN'T what fascism is.

[@ArrowValley]

Hey people of Twitter, which is better Coke or Pepsi? Twitter:- That's racist!!!!!!

[@Oldstalk]

Don't laugh, after seeing this, I wouldn't be surprised some NPC say that.

[@monkeybuizznes1]

Resistance, First order. BOTH ARE PEASANTS COMPARED TO THE IMPERIUM. But also, what tf happened to the New Republic??

[@MCLegionaire]

Got instakilled by Starkiller base in ep7 becuase reasons

[@Aethuviel]

Bad writing happened.

[@user-hv6gi9ux6z]

Tbh its not a grim darkness as theres no sjws ruining it

[@zd_5907]

@Dicelord N I like to think that the first order is so underpowered in the movies is because the rest of them are fighting a reborn Sepratist alliance.

[@brgessner]

Also the First Order somehow took control over the galaxy in a weekend. TLJ has a real messed up timeline.

[@futbolerstogo8992]

I pick the first order because they somehow got enough money to create a planet super weapon without anyone noticing, clearly very good with science and economics

[@gennarosevero1856]

I might be wrong but wasn’t the first order In the same position as the original rebellion in terms of funding? Where did they get the money for all this stuff?

[@jakubsedlak2173]

@@gennarosevero1856 My personal theory is that Snoke found it in the unexplored regions of the Galaxy. That's how he got the large part of the Imperial Remnant to serve him. He showed them this superweapon made by an unknown, ancient civilization, explained that all it needed was some maintenance and fixing, he even explained to them how. Eventually, he told them it could be all theirs. All they needed to do was to declare him the Supreme Leader of the Fist Order. Some Imperial remnant officers were reluctant, asking why they should declare an old hermit like him the Supreme leader, especially after he had shown and told them all they needed to know; so Snoke promptly displayed his force powers. That sealed the deal.

[@Golemoid]

@@jakubsedlak2173 Your snoke theory sucks -Rian Johnson

[@dickbehringer7064]

Disney totally brings this kind of stuff upon themselves and in fact encourages this kind of behavior.

[@GamerMeister]

Dick Behringer No they don’t are you stupid?😂

[@lancemakesthemdance8977]

So I'm a fascist because I like something that is fictional? Not the first time I ever heard this. PC culture at its peak folks. I don't know if they will quit until we rid Kathleen of Star Wars.

[@TheDarkTetrad]

never give any kind of power to an extremist

[@WeirdDarknessOfficial]

I like the Joker; am I a homicidal maniac,

[@gennarosevero1856]

I like the decepticons, does that make me a robot warmonger?

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

I like the Koopa kingdom. Does that make me a talking turtle?

[@beayn]

We're going back to the days of hardcore Christians telling us that heavy metal music and video games are satanic and we have to ban them. The left doesn't even realize they're becoming that which they hated so much.

[@teutonic_templars4575]

I like killing people for money, does that make me deadpool? ....wait

[@leoyoung1478]

I like Thanos, I guess that makes me I mad dude who wants to wipe out half of the universe.

[@TurKlack]

First Order, saving the Galaxy with the press of a button.

[@purpleheart3000]

I now hope more than ever that Kylo Ren and Rey hook up. Can you imagine all the heads exploding as their Mary SJW kisses a space Nazi??

[@omarcaballero2011]

Alabama! Get over here! Edited because I'm a dumbass

[@striker8paints]

Have you seen the shipping crap? They have woke fans doing just that now! Going by their own logic those "fans" doing bad fan fiction of Reylo are full on Nazi's! Of course the left always eats its self!

[@fryys118]

I lost hope in humanity years ago... thats why I deleted my twitter. Ignorance is bliss Vito

[@silverman824]

Wise move

[@stevennemeth6256]

Got rid of Facebook a year ago. Best decision I've made in a long time. Don't miss it one single bit for this very reason.

[@fryys118]

@@stevennemeth6256 good on ya man.. i deleted that bullshit 4 years ago myself

[@ponkumaran6930]

A lot of heroes must be bad guys then, coz they find the good in bad guys and try to change them. Also, if liking a bad guy makes you a bad guy, does that mean if a bad guy likes a good guy, then the bad guy is a good guy? Thanos likes Stark, so he's an avenger now, got it.

[@Acrossdapond445]

Logic 101

[@chaotixthefox]

These people are in fact not common, it is just they are highly concentrated in places like Twitter, and are highly vocal.

[@Pantheragem]

Exactly. Browse a comment section and you will usually find people to be much more reasonable in general.

[@edge3220]

Hey, you know that fictional story world? *IT'S REAL! REEEEEEE*

[@kingslowbrafas292]

Makes you wonder if the bible was just the Harry Potter or LOTR of its time and ancient people just misinterpreted it. Just like how 500 years from now it will be the gospel according to Han. What type of Lucastian are you, im Sithtist or maybe Jedish.

[@austinmarks4088]

I like the CIS... What does that make me?

[@cplpetergriffin1583]

A clanker?

[@fortherepublic1263]

Clanker or ‘Sep.

[@MichaelV118]

"Just like the simulations!"

[@Chaotic_Jackal]

A Neo-Confederate I guess seeing as how the Clone Wars borrows many of its themes from the Civil war.

[@EDoyl]

# CIS males

[@oswalt1]

What about the CIS? Battle Droids is where it's at.

[@Golemoid]

CIS!? TRIGGERED REEEE!!!

[@albedo5455]

Yeah, I'm a CIS male... Confederacy of Independent Systems Epic Separatist Movement!

[@TastyChurro]

*RODGER RODGER*

[@VanZanDerSchattenSiegfried]

I always wanted to be an officer commanding my own Star Destroyer within the Imperial Navy. I guess that makes me a hardcore Pro Imperial sympathizer and a member of the kriegsmarine and Imperial SS. Nothing wrong with that in my opinion. I love the Galactic Empire and it's one of my favorite things about the original trilogy.

[@ArcticuKitsu]

The vehicles were awesome and why we respect them. Imperials had a nice policing effect on the galaxy, but the way they went on about it is what makes you shy away from it, but I would never call us 'Nazi" as these snowflakes do. Love the Star Destroyers, AT-ST, AT-AT's and how they kept pirates in check. There was some good which came out of the Imperial reign. Just "some". Though, I guess I"m a Nazi now for saying this. RIP.

[@scottfree9601]

It's that slick uniform isn't it?

[@cyruslupercal6087]

I support the weapon dealers. Capitalism Ho!

[@cyruslupercal6087]

@Deathcoldan It's not just simple commerce.

[@LeBar0k]

I want to see the reaction's of this kind of people when they will discover Warhammer 40k :p

[@BUGCANDYY]

The SJWs are already at our walls thank the emperor the imperial fists had come to fortify them

[@apeapeape999]

if you don't support Nurgle you're a nazi

[@marsjanskimaszynista4626]

SJW people are demons of Slaanesh...

[@Eirik_Bloodaxe]

They’ve tried but I’m pretty sure they got booted out.

[@ceoofwarcrimes4600]

@@marsjanskimaszynista4626 I disagree they seem more like grots small annoying and dickless

[@HS94s0Ahc]

Lol star wars Twitter red-pilled Vito. Welcome, brother; It's not happier over here, but at least it's honest.

[@MichaelV118]

I dont care what anyone says I am a citizen of the Empire!! All Hail Emperor Palpatine!!!

[@scottfree9601]

The rebel scum only serves to destabilize the galaxy. All Hail the Emperor.

[@MT-jt5uo]

Rebels are terrorists.

[@Gaousensei]

For someone who plays hyper East Asian genocide mashing simulators, I'm surprised Sterling brings up the fascism card when Da Ji exists to be the most brutal and fascist concubine ever.

[@duncannily]

I might be wrong on this but I think I know what that hyper East Asian genocide mashing sims are. and if I'm correct on that part, I would also be correct in saying Jim Sterling loves those hyper East Asian genocide mashing sims lol.

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

Plus wasn't the Jimquisition shtick essentially inspired by the villains in 1984 or V for Vendetta?

[@sexycavetroll2788]

oh vito buddy. I really love your videos. I also totally understand how ya feel when ya said you don't think your opinions are extreme in ether way but people still try to lump you into alt right. I also remember ya saying in the last live stream when ya said you are getting bummed out by all the political talk. I appreciate your work but I hope it doesn't get ya burnt out. its crazy overwhelming. I too am sick of people turning everything into a political debate. leaking into every form of escapism and it is driving me nuts. I really hope it is just a small extremely loud minority but more and more it seems like that crowd isn't as small as I hoped

[@chigimonky]

💓 alt right. Nothing wrong with it.

[@jarigustafsson7620]

Jim Sterling was serious???? For once i disagree with him. Saying that poll had something to do with fascism is idiotic. This planet is doomed.

[@faidustpixie]

Concidering his "To Play The Villain" video, I was very disappointed in seeing that tweet.

[@cameronfield7313]

He may have been through some stuff that he didn't deserve...but he does and say some really stupid shit sometimes.

[@Martijn_Steinpatz]

The leftist meltdown since Trump´s election and the Brexit has been quite the thing.

[@StarboyXL9]

It's been 3 years of non-stop entertainment I'm almost out of popcorn...

[@Martijn_Steinpatz]

@@StarboyXL9 well, get some more because the elections are going to be even wilder, not to mention Trump's possible reelection.

[@cain9851]

Hail the Sith Empire and glory to the Imperials! Purge all the aliens from the system!

[@MoldyOog]

Flipping Nazi!

[@Maverz290]

The Galactic Empire had a lot of Nazi-esque policies, but like the real Nazi Germany, the vast majority of their forces were not genocidal lunatics. First Order hasn't shown many Nazi-like attributes at all. They're tyrants, aggressive conquerors. Definitely the bad guys, but, not Nazi's.

[@Vampirelor]

Indeed. They are more like the Golden Horde, than Nazi Germany.

[@mattdamutt5681]

So, what's that mean for the Stormtrooper patrols in Disneyland? Does that imply something about who they answer to?

[@antonluerre6929]

Oooooo Disney didn't like the Jews either no wonder they bought star wars.

[@purposly]

This is why we will never get another good Star Wars game

[@joshg1555]

Dick Chinny no

[@bushesgay]

>That's why pop culture Fandom won't be fun again. FTFY

[@stormtroopercommander7947]

Fallen order looks sick. There's even parts of the good ol clone wars era stuff

[@lukericker8325]

Dick Chinny I would rather get a star wars RPG.

[@jeremiah9752]

Need another Star Wars galaxy’s

[@stevennemeth6256]

The Empire/First order has all the cool costumes, all the bad ass looking ships, and everything is shiny and new. The rebels/resistance are all like "we enjoy wearing dirty brown linen and flying space junk. Come join our cause and you get a malfunctioning ship and a used blaster....Good Luck...you're going to need it!". At this point, I just want to watch the Empire burn it all down and finally restore order to the galaxy.

[@donaldjgumpofficial5754]

Wow, I never knew I was a fascist until today. I like Bowser!

[@StarboyXL9]

I like Bowsette, does that make me a Nazi?

[@longfang_1764]

@@StarboyXL9 well yes, but actually no

[@alchemispark7751]

It also makes you a kidnapper

[@Shrodingers_Box]

I like the joker, I'm a terrorist I guess.

[@Wulfenburg]

Why don't you go kill some plumbers, you fascist :'(

[@TechnoGolem]

It's a day ending in Y because Jim Sterling said something idiotic.

[@apedestrian3899]

Guy literally dresses up like a dictator. By his logic, he would be one of the most fascist! 😂😂😂

[@whitehorsedown6499]

He morbidly obese fascist.

[@Ashkihyena]

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[@Jaime_Protein_Cannister]

I'd be the dude Voting The First Order, I make it a point to play the bad guy in every game ever. Also I read books where the MC's are evil , because evil in general is more complex and strange and I like complex and strange things in fiction. Outside of fiction you would not want me to be your judge in court.

[@utchiaRaven]

sjw just cant let it be and try to make all political

[@FromeFmAjayD]

So all those young girls who love Kylo Ren posting fan arts are Nazis?

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Democrats & leftists say yes.

[@steevrawjers]

True i see now that Adam driver is A #Nazi

[@chrisb9960]

I clicked on this thinking... ok its click bait. Lets see what joke they are making. Smh. Has society lost all of its humor?

[@jbillings90]

Chris B it may appear that way, but it hasn’t.

[@chrisb9960]

@@jbillings90 I like turtles

[@joshg1555]

The empire were the good guys change my mind

[@stormtroopercommander7947]

Everything anti-imperial empire = Rebel Propaganda

[@joshg1555]

StormTrooper Commander exactly the rebels are terrorists

[@thyCarrot]

Palpatine was a genius! He gave the whole Galaxy jobs after the Clone Wars!

[@joshg1555]

Ded channel yeah the galactic economy soared and most citizens were very happy

[@thyCarrot]

They were happier than people before the Clone Wars, thats for sure (the 20yrs or so)

[@Ghost-ns8vs]

*_ITS TIME TO GET THE 501ST LEGION_*

[@tyrionlannister4920]

"reporting for Duty sir! how can we serve Lord Vader today? blowing Terrorist scum out of space? did we find another one of those jedi extremists?" "as an officer of Vaders Fist, i am proud to have troopers like you under my command! you were the first one reporting for Duty! i will Mention your dedication to Lord Vader himself!" "thank you sir, but serving Lord Vader is all the Honor i Need!" "we Need more troopers like you! and now to your orders… over there is a mob… you are volunteering to clean the toilet… trooper 55789 had a shitty day… it Looks like Alderaan… pieces evrywhere…" "ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES....."

[@diabeticmonkey]

What can Vader’s Fist do for you today?

[@Ghost-ns8vs]

@@diabeticmonkey technically kilo ren now but hey you cant beat the best

[@redbuttons573]

Didn’t they make a Battlefront 2 commercial with a chick who loves the Empire? Awkward 😂😂😂

[@CountDogula7]

The first order has cool uniforms.

[@gennarosevero1856]

Don’t forget the flamethrowers

[@meowcat9636]

Hugo Boss and flame throwers!

[@apedestrian3899]

Jim Sterling!? Really!? The guy that literally dresses up like a dictator??!? What a joke. I can't believe people think this way.

[@Emppu_T.]

Yes, though i am suspicious of his "quotes"

[@Ashkihyena]

Austin E kzbin.info/www/bejne/movUoGeFj5WDp9U

[@cbeaudry4646]

Lol my add for this was "Star Wards Hunters" with a bunch of Stormtroopers stacking bodies

[@purpleheart3000]

Out of curiosity, if you liked Elsa in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, does that make you a fascist? Because that would make a lot of guys fascist 😂

[@MacJ92686]

I’m a Slytherin, oh wait...wrong universe. Loved your Last Jedi Cinematic Failure video.

[@professorutonium5095]

We might as well lock you up right now, degenerate. J/k btw I'm also Slytherin.

[@westbarbary3348]

Just discovered this channel and I must say, you rock Vito! Keep going mate :)

[@DjMaxi005]

Vito, friendly advice: dump Twitter and dump Reddit while you at it or at least limit it from time to time. It's hard to deal with people who are sitting in their political/social bubbles all the time and don't see any other perspectives. I know, because I'm also getting depressed reading this shit online.

[@AwakeningWebSeries]

Exactly why I deleted my Twitter. After being threatened to be DOXXED by antifa and being called a White Supremacist over and over again (I'm Hispanic) and being put in Twitter jail a few times for literally putting up facts and statistics, I just left Twitter before I was permanently banned or went insane.

[@CarParts08382]

Twitter is a cesspool of SJW echo chambers and digital mobs. Got rid of it after the 2016 election and haven't looked back.

[@TastyChurro]

I only ever go to twitter to look up some of my favorite video game companies for info.

[@fjiukjiu7178]

Me: "I love darth vader" lefty: "Uhrmagurd naazii!!!!" Me 🤡

[@Alex_Fahey]

@TheHobbitMonster all you need to do is wear full black to be a black man now?

[@SydneySininen]

And the voice is by James Earl Jones so

[@MoldyOog]

@@Alex_Fahey I think he's referring to his voice actor, but that would be the weirdest form of black face in film.

[@caleb.b.5305]

🤡

[@Igr-tl8vh]

*H o N k H o N k*

[@blot2382]

Ironically, what they are doing is the exact definition of fascism.

[@chookchoy8264]

f in the chat for vito

[@uzunaruMelonness]

F

[@billcarrig9434]

F ya Hoser.

[@bill2731]

Beep beep

[@chookchoy8264]

@@billcarrig9434 sorry eh

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

im signing up to colonize mars. bye earth, its been good

[@cain9851]

We need a petition to make Mars like Korriban

[@HimothyHimsworthy]

Why don’t we just send the crazies to mars instead?

[@averagefanenjoyer8696]

@@HimothyHimsworthy Because they'll contaminate it

[@JimmyJoeBob]

@@HimothyHimsworthy Dude, what did Mars do to you?

[@robweb2928]

@@averagefanenjoyer8696 mars won't be any different than earth man. You'll still be a slave

[@buddhaofgames6286]

Wow haven’t watched Jim Sterling in forever, didn’t realize he went down the rabbit hole.

[@MetalGames95]

I killed and robbed men and women in Red Dead Redemption 2... Must mean I'm willing to do that in real life!!

[@pottertheavenger1363]

I have always preferred the Sith. I love to live by passion and obsession.

[@thearizonarangerwiththebig3874]

@Bigdrake only the strongest survive

[@thearizonarangerwiththebig3874]

@Bigdrake I'm gonna be real with you though, if I was in the star wars universe I'd probably most likely become a sith, for a guy like me I have a bit of a short temper, and can't control it easily

[@thearizonarangerwiththebig3874]

@Bigdrake lol yeah I guess if you put it that way, I ain't into that shit though

[@kangaroo4024]

Reminds me of the MLP crowd... they love to preach love and tolerance but the waves of hate they are able to assemble is genuinely creepy

[@Stealth-ve7nw]

Anyone boycotting ep. 9??? I am.

[@theoutsider8745]

"The Rise of Skywalker" sounds like a fucking fanfic title. What a turd the Disney Stars Wars trilogy turned out to be.

[@jbproductions127]

I'm with you buddy

[@786sinan]

After seeing Princess Leia come back from the dead and fly like Superman, I couldn't bring myself to see the Han Solo movie, so likely won't be seeing Episode 9 anytime.

[@ravenwhiteduck3158]

Whose for endgame?

[@espalorp3286]

Not intentionally. I'm just exhausted with it.

[@whingebot]

Are they going after the 501st Legion? Going to get real weird in cons if this is how things are now.

[@gennarosevero1856]

God I hope not. They honestly don’t deserve that if something does

[@sergioavila8556]

I once saw 2 grown men almost get into a first fight, they had to be separated after a lil pushing, because they were arguing who would win in a fight. It was Neo(matrix) vs Superman. It was simultaneously funniest and the saddest thing I've seen. Never underestimate someone's stupid. 28% of fans are nazis. But not just regular nazis, SPACE NAZIS! which we all know are the worst kind.

[@Nick_Hammer]

i'm a fan of the empire but i don't want to live under a totalitarian regime. i'm a sane person that understands the difference between fantasy and reality.

[@yourcornercrackhead5584]

nph53 yeah but i don’t want to be murdered by a sith lord.So i’ll join the first order because the force is op ass fuck.

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

Dude the whole bloody world had lost its mind

[@sealionbrian]

I once made a soccer poster with Tarkin on it saying you may fire when ready. I was unjokingly accused of supporting genocide.

[@blackmetaljesus9616]

Now this just urks me. This is the kind of thing that keeps me awake at night. I have loved star was for so long, and this is once again another thing that just bewilders me beyond compare.

[@sebastiandeveraux4887]

If people answered the question truthfully the vast vast majority would side with the First Order. Would you, (YOU not the superhero persona you imagine for yourself but YOU the bog standard person that you are), side with the people that have just proven they are capable of destroying multiple planets with the flick of a wrist, or would you side with the 20 people that oppose them?

[@DigitalGame18]

You just know the fucks who make these twitter posts would be the first ones to push the button if given the chance. They're against facism only so long as they can use it to stigmatize others.

[@brokencross13]

Well idk about you but I'm a mothafukin jedi :p screw first order and resistance

[@totenkray]

The destruction of Alderaan was just something that happened to some people.

[@Bpowderr]

Bahahah that was great.

[@XxBUMGODxX]

Dude these are the same people who said teabaggin in a video game is necrophilia... this is why they say you never negotiate with terrorists. They just go harder if you give in.