Two and a Half Men - Alan testing a new medication

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The best scene of Two and a half Men

[@ja586]

That "30% more balls" line is just pure GOLD.

[@dr.j.bettis--md9697]

He may of had 30% more balls but he was still a Byatch... Alan really became unbearable when Charlie left the show. Couldn't stand him at all. ..he was a bigger piece of Shhh than the people he b itched and moaned about

[@jw9565]

And mathematicaly inaccurate. He would actually have 50% more balls.

[@possumwilliams2940]

Jon Cryer was hilarious...he , Charlie and Berta were the perfect combination... great job on the casting 👏👏👍😂

[@Sara.Rose.]

& Jake

[@willhull1735]

Charlie's face when Alan pulls out his own hair it's one of the funniest scenes ever 😂😂

[@vladc.a.7589]

🤣

[@alanbrookes6637]

@@vladc.a.7589 , one of the funniest episodes....ever!

[@SKATEGRAFFDANK]

😂😆

[@mcsquilliams7044]

Top 5 Alan harper moment!

[@jackhorton9615]

Ironic that Jon Cryer is now bald 😂😂😂

[@TheBrhughes]

Alan fainting after Charlie says “more importantly they (kids) love me” get me every time😂😂😂

[@starcrafter13terran]

The best punchline for this would be, he finds out that he's in the control group and it's all anxiety.

[@davidhenderson3400]

That was what I was going to post. That he was in fact in the control group.

[@kidamaroo]

OK _that_ would have been hysterical

[@pflaffik]

Thats just too unrealistic. All recent research show that stress and anxiety are not the causes of anything, like ulcers or hairloss, but rather stress and anxiety are symptoms of underlying diseases that are hard to diagnose. Recently ulcers are proved to be caused by inflammation and not at all stress related, and anxiety is always a symptom of disease - not the cause.

[@wayanlantela8175]

Whats the purpose of the control group:

[@vedatkula5780]

The unjust way of life is so hilariously and brilliantly shown in this scene... It's actually quite sad, still I can't help, but laugh my ass off😂

[@jelenav9191]

"How about that something turned up" .

[@alexanderpytko5394]

Yeah, Alan can't believe that Charlie was right all along about something turning up. He can't believe he just gave himself these health problems for no reason.

[@yattaguru]

*Faints*

[@evanstewart2534]

As Berta said earlier, “God takes care of drunks and fools. And Charlie Harper is both.”

[@pflaffik]

This is the true essence of Alan, no matter how miserable his life gets we still laugh at him and never feel sorry for him.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Wrong. i feel for him very much . Alan's mother, dominant brother, and vicious ex, all affect his self esteem .

[@a4.5.k]

dababy suge tnit

[@user-qw8zd8ut2z]

Because it's a sitcom, not a realistic social drama. It's supposed to bring you laughs, not tears

[@kenadams9725]

That's the brilliance of this show 😂

[@krrangarajan5391]

@@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld His brother is Dominant becoz its his territory, He smooches of everything from Charlie.

[@mauriceph6592]

I watched this again and I couldn't stop laughing. They were so awesome together.

[@kitty-vk8ic]

🤣🤣🤣 me to

[@jelenav9191]

"Good Lord how much do you people pay to do that" A $1000 dollers a week I am in!

[@jpalpharo4304]

Jelena V not worth it

[@mikepeterson764]

I'd let people stab me with a rusty fishing knife for 1000 dollars a week.

[@juliansummers5983]

Even they pay me a $10000 it's sill not worth it

[@yattaguru]

Mike Peterson I'm willing to take you up on that 😏

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

And what if you get the sugar pills. They'd essentially be paying you $1000 a week to down candy.

[@juliebryne2903]

Heart palpitations liver damage BOILS lmao! His voice when he says that!😂🤣

[@ricstormwolf]

Love the way he said "boils." 😂😂

[@juliebryne2903]

Me too and in his best morticians voice!😂🤣

[@scottsfreeny5825]

"A cured patient is a lost customer" Doctor

[@davidcase8635]

So true! Ask John Q!

[@97ameen]

Tell that to a patient coming to ER with angina , MI or stroke .

[@mopar_dude9227]

Scotts Freeny believe me, there are no shortage of “customers”.

[@imzjustplayin]

Maybe but if the doctor can cure the incurable, then they would just get more referrals.

[@RKBock]

1) there are enough people that this edgy quote is just plain wrong. the amount of potential customers is practically infinite. the moment you cure someone, someone else gets sick. this is especially true with the rising population numbers and life expectancy. 2) if you find a cure, you can patent it, giving you a monopoly for ~50 years or so. 50 years of monopoly with, let's say a cure for cancer, would probably make you the richest person/company in the world (as even people as rich as steve jobs died from cancer).

[@evanstewart2534]

I guess Berta was right: God takes care of drunks and fools, and Charlie Harper is both!

[@Kenni269]

Charlie Rosco Harper*

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Berta is always right .

[@TheDreamlover11]

that Dr. looks high 😂😂😂

[@kitty-vk8ic]

Not to mention he’s funny as hell🤣🤣

[@neilgerace355]

I think he's been a test subject himself, a number of times.

[@curticcarmichael3580]

Poor Alan, he works so hard living in the real world.

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Yes it a shame

[@Xela99122]

Yeah, but he’s weak and gives into temptation very easily

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

That is sad

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Yep😂

[@batow77]

one of the best episodes of the show

[@rudolfkjellen7163]

If Alan did in fact have 3 Testicles, he would have 50% more balls than Charlie, not 30%.

[@joseph-1972]

Unless you consider Judith robbing him of all of his after the divorce, therefore making Charlie have 50% more than Allen.

[@arcnova]

nope, if alan had zero, then got the 3rd bringing his total to 1, then charlie has 100% more balls

[@ianmeadows3527]

@@joseph-1972 Judith was such a controlling bitch

[@huzair96]

You must be fun at parties

[@cm34kr5y6]

True that

[@velvetsky5117]

This is one of the funniest and heartwarming episodes. Alan was willing to risk his own health to help his brother keep his house.

[@rossmathias5675]

So he could freeload off him for a couple of more years. 😒

[@alexanderpytko5394]

Gee, so this medication can give you tons of health problems but the important thing is your anxiety will be gone, right?

[@yattaguru]

@@movsestimiryan3854 is my anxiety going to be gone for 1000$ a week? 😏

[@CTajuara]

Yes, your anxiety will be gone because you will die

[@Robard65]

Of course. You’ll have to many new anxieties to worry about the one you had in the first place.

[@jeremycasper6672]

my question is how would they know you aren't taking the pills? just take one then flush the rest.

[@pflaffik]

@@movsestimiryan3854 Exactly, anxiety is a symptom of underlying health issues. Remove the cause and anxiety will disappear completely.

[@charlierobles316]

Live your life carefree like Charlie Harper and things will always turn up

[@johnmorris7960]

Yes, like drug addiction and AIDs.

[@Donfrak]

I don't think i am in the control group...

[@vladc.a.7589]

🤣

[@netowner666]

LOL the way the doctor says "and temporary darkening of the stool" always cracks me up

[@totesme14]

"No, no, I love kids. And more important, they love me." *Alan faints* XD

[@ja586]

The way he faints after Charlie says, "They love me" is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

[@onemanenclave]

Maybe someday I'll binge the whole series in sequential order instead of just watching these YT clips heh.

[@sonicboombeatbox5715]

Jon Cryer is an amazing guy!

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

How would you know?

[@AndreFontenot-cx5yw]

3:08 I couldn't contain myself 😂😅😂😅

[@cosmokramer179]

I like how shocked Alan looks when something good happens to Charlie

[@dougstyles5091]

Saw this one again today. Great episode.👍👍👍

[@alialjabr7251]

Berta wasn’t wrong when she said “ Boy you would do anything to kick in rent”.

[@ChaosBornX]

1:10 charlie's face LOL!!!!! xD

[@ryan4ever956]

It's absolutely classic lol

[@tomascostanzo3673]

One of the funniest endings in the show

[@Damian_702]

Lol charlie just ignores alan fainting n twitching lmao

[@alexanderpytko5394]

Charlie hasn't been having any income coming because he hasn't been writing any jingles. Charlie told Alan that the jingle business is dead. Advertisers are using old rock songs now in their commercials, they don't hire jingle writers anymore. A lot of people think that's actually a BAD way to advertise and I agree. When you use a rock song in a commercial, you're actually advertising the song not the product. I don't know if advertisers think it's cheaper to use a rock song than pay a jingle writer and give them royalties because advertisers do have to pay for the rights to the song and rights to a song can be very expensive even for a commercial.

[@julianjanetzk8912]

Wow, you really evaluated this, didn't you.

[@tengkualiff]

Perhaps its the association of the song n product makes it stick in the heads of people better.

[@julianjanetzk8912]

@@tengkualiff He is actually right. The song is a huge reason commercials get stuck in our heads. Then in turn we end up buying that particular product, mostly because of our subconscious. Jingle writers make great (catchy) jingles that makes advertising stick out and thus has better production levels simply because of the song lol

[@Doctor_Odin]

@@julianjanetzk8912 yeah using rock songs cheapens the song cuz they were meant to make you remember a specific moment not an item. While the Jingles only a man to remind you of the item either way it has to do with manipulation of one of the most strongest memories of the human body has which is the auditory. In the end it has to do with ad agencies being connected to different Studios that have ties the music industry

[@starcrafter13terran]

Born to be wild during a big wheel commercial? that's just wrong.

[@ReisSns]

The doctor guy sounds stoned as heck

[@jessecoldsmith710]

Charlie Harper is like what the f*** losing hair

[@anushakambampati936]

I love Charlie's optimism

[@ChristinaCerutti]

makes me laugh EVERY TIME

[@joseyeastwood]

Yo the look on Charlie's face when allan,s hair fell out hilarious.

[@SwatGuard]

Why don't they make series like this anymore ? I watched the series at least five times and I still find it funny. I also watch newer comedy series but they don't come close to this.

[@xaviorffviii]

It's a damn shame, I could come up with a few reasons, but I don't want to get flamed

[@psychokitty93]

"My poop looks like charcoal..." LOL!! XD

[@AlokSingh-nf7yx]

01:11 Charlie..😂😂😂

[@alexanderpytko5394]

The way the doctor is talking to Alan, I think the doctor should've been played by Ben Stein.

[@JensHove]

That's 50% more balls.

[@buck8266]

Nope, it's 33.33 percent more balls

[@12kewl1]

@@buck8266 charlie has 2 balls I suppose 33% =0.66 So alan has 2.66 balls ?

[@adriannelibra]

It's so freaking hilarious!

[@axiomist1076]

I bet Allan is taking sugar pills, but the Dr. psyched him out by describing the side effects, so he's manifesting them ! =)

[@eligebrown8998]

Never thought id ever see a time Charlee Harper didnt have anything to say.

[@mrchatterjee_]

"Boils!" ahh kills me everytime!

[@kitty-vk8ic]

🤣🤣🤣 I know

[@juliequimik]

How much? I'M IN! How about that? Something turned up! LOL.

[@CoDeMaSter08]

the best comedy show !

[@abdulrockman3992]

The actor playing Alan is bald in real life, he just wear those type of wigs or fake hair that can be sprayed into his scalp, thus the scene where he pulled his hair off showing part of his scalp

[@syedtamjid3665]

He was not bald at the time of filming this Xd

[@juliebryne2903]

Check out the episode about alans spray on hair!😂

[@renaissance18]

alan leg twitching at 3:21 lol

[@DinkyMax]

Hhahahah thanks a lot for this, it was hilarious

[@bwalsh08]

lmao great show !!!!!!

[@birdofshade]

when you can see your heart beating through your shirt its time to stop taking the medication.

[@armymen12002003]

alan always gets the worst end of it

[@realistic.optimist]

Alan is proof nice guys finish last and just because you do not eat the lion does not mean he will not eat you.

[@cityhawk]

No amount of money in the world would ever make me do a study like this. Never.

[@Nana-hy6zt]

People actually do this in real life

[@tankdogization]

Someone has to do it.

[@cl759]

No they don't, please go back to the kitchen

[@superstarreviews9937]

There's a clinical group in my area that does it..but you dont make 1000 dollars a week! You get I believe 200 dollars at the end of the study, which could be weeks or even months,and you might get gas money but that's it.

[@MadKidsAndFox]

Tic Tack lol then they’re ripping those people off! Around my way, they get paid around 200-500 dollars a day,

[@jearauz]

Director Robert Rodriguez used to do it when he was college. It was the way he financed his movies.

[@Ivy-girl]

This is my favorite episode!

[@giodude92]

Lmao "my poop looks like charcoal briquettes".

[@yalc-04]

This Alan had the right amount of cheapness it just becomes cliche and overused in the later seasons not saying it wasn't funny because it was but I definitely like this Alan a lot more

[@MrCameron86]

This is one of the funniest scenes.

[@DreaMeRHoLic]

50% more is right. but charli got bigggggeeerrrr balls so its 30%

[@PaTudie]

wonderful episode

[@shinigamichopper]

I agree

[@dreamweaver1954]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx.

[@entertainmentsaga3749]

Charlie must be good at math

[@SKATEGRAFFDANK]

1:01 😂

[@courageandpeace1944]

30 percent more balls The math is wrong It is 50 percent more But a good laughable bit

[@jasond8477]

Someone already said that a year ago lol

[@Nost2682]

no, the 30% are correct, you are wrong. the starting point is based on Alan's 3 balls

[@NoNeNooB10]

Its actualy 33% per ball, to reach 100% of 3 balls xD

[@tikay777]

@@NoNeNooB10 Here is the thing. Charlie has 2 balls, and Alan has 3. Therefore Alan has 1 extra ball, and 1 , numerically, is half of the 2 balls Charlie has. Therefore, he has 50% percent more balls because 50% is usually what we use to state half of something..

[@NoNeNooB10]

@@tikay777 Nevermind, rip logics 😂

[@giantrobby5050]

What the episode should’ve ended on was Alan finding out he got the placebo

[@classictimer4052]

That means Alan had 86,66% as much balls as Charlie before the drop of the third one. The more you know...

[@satanictonafun9973]

How'd u work out that math I'm interested

[@classictimer4052]

@@satanictonafun9973 Charlie: 2 balls=100% Alan: 3 balls=130% 130%÷3=43,33% for one of Alans Balls 2×43,33%=86,66% So, there you have it.👍

[@Rafael26926]

And thats how alan becomes lex luthor

[@TTech360]

It's the faint and twitch for me 😂😂😂

[@alfredenisz4775]

Alan was already losing his hair in real life. .

[@alfredenisz4775]

Alan was already going bald. That is hair that was pasted to his head.

[@AlyM37]

LOL, i love when he said boils XD

[@FantometteBR]

amazing

[@RenatoApazaMeza]

jajajajaajaja reallyyyy funny ^^ jajajajajajaja i love this serie ^^

[@renaissance18]

alan fainting spell at 3:13 lol

[@rauljavierservinvalle572]

Thats why in Malcolm in the middle Malcolm said this experiements where for Prisioners with a death sentence

[@tannerprice5151]

Are you on any other medication? Reese: Of course not. (Grabs the pills) (Does it multiple times with other medication)

[@BeckettSong]

That was LMAO funny!

[@rockzhang]

alan: I don't think I am in the control group. hair loss..

[@bigd2911]

A thousand dollars a week I’m in😂😂😂

[@gian2g]

Charlie's face at 1:11 lol!

[@yashua2211]

Isnt the doc the one who was in friends season 9 episode with the memorial service..he came as visitor to memorial service

[@cowpoke02]

what happens to you when mental health commits you . lol. his drugs where safer .. lol.

[@Vesbax]

Alan: I'm pretty sure I dropped a third testicle ... Charlie: Oh c'mon, you got 30% more balls then I do! Hilarious xD

[@soniaorellana6058]

Allans face 3;10

[@sanju61822]

This has to be the best THM moment ever :p

[@Moonlight0810]

Well Alan is the best actor in the show

[@zalem95]

hahahahahaha LMAO xD poor alan omg his hair xD

[@kennybegeske8824]

The Harper Brothers need Money 💰🤑

[@duequesne]

@OOOOGAH that was very funny! LOL!

[@drincogni]

Truth be told 1000$ a week is much too little. 1000$ per 48 hrs maybe.

[@mightyactionx9391]

That's for a full time.

[@frankie8762]

That’s so funny 😂 😂😂😂😅

[@rockzhang]

the same feeling here.poor Alan, who is a decent person leading a bad life...

[@escobarrrrr]

funny show great cast

[@ImMagnetz]

Couldn't Alan not take the medication and then say he must have been part of the control group?

[@subzerovice]

3:12 LMAO!

[@Rooney15]

love it! funny as hell but indeed i like charly's voice more in german fits better to his character i guess