Two and a Half Men - Best Scenes(Season 6) - 2/10

Charlie has a few questions about condom manufacturing, after he learns about a child that could be his own, which he asks his self-medicated local pharmacist, Russell.

[@keithbolding1246]

His pharmacist line that always gets me is "What are you a cop ?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@billfisher7597]

Me too Keith Bolding. Hilarious line!

[@chicagoan6342]

I am thinking of starting to use this line myself :)

[@jan-olofharnvall8760]

And the greatest pharmacist in the world😂

[@jesusguerra1093]

its the line we all are waiting at some point.

[@jessepeeletersonamazin7952]

And Berta "i ain't cleaning that up"

[@chescofilms]

"I'm not a cat person.. anymore." is the most underrated line that he says. 😂 That is a subtle metaphor about his marriages.

[@jeremycasper844]

Russell’s Pharmacy would have been an excellent spinoff series

[@mr.l8723]

Jeremy Casper exactly, that or Herb’s own show

[@mysticrhythmsundercityligh1026]

@Bob Symonds dxm is pretty cool, it's a shame you cant rlly get pure dxm even robocough and robotussin has red dye 40, a toxin.

[@phishfearme2]

what are you? a cop? - good title for the off-shoot

[@faponemjas8069]

Tbf most the side characters could have held up their own show....this guy, berta, the psychiatrist, at least 3 of Charlie's girlfriends, Judith, the mum and the list goes on

[@vinnydurham8964]

Oh my God you're fucking right

[@MrOccyc]

Martin Mull/Russel is another example of the great casting of supporting actors in TAHM. Bobby The Waiter was great too

[@denisetarantino4990]

Bobby was a riot he played his part great. Loved him.

[@fjordking]

@@denisetarantino4990 " good choice on the food!"

[@yabier]

Jane Lynch as the shrink was amazing as well

[@cbussery]

Martin and Jane Lynch as the shrink.

[@user-py8xw5bk1s]

“ My margin on condoms is buttkiss!” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@sjoerd3568]

He says "bubkes", which is Yiddish for "nothing or a small amount".

[@roberthall9061]

Charlie: Russel have you been hitting the free samples again ? Russel: What are you a cop ? Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KAZ109]

Russell and Charlie’s therapist have the best one liners on the show

[@isaiahmukundi5571]

The therapist is on her own level

[@simon199418]

The accountant was good too

[@ICEMAV114]

The way he replied with "what are you a cop?" Had me dying!

[@allenmartin9375]

I keep coming back to watch this episode...Russell was brilliant and his comedic timing is flawless. He should have been a regular or a spinoff with his drugstore as a background would have been awesome.

[@soulsteela01]

Russel is one of the funniest characters on the show. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Usha8199]

Matusturbating is getting better and better.. Russell always gets me.... I just loved russell . he was hilarious.

[@mikefratz2938]

They should have figured out how to work russell into the show. That guy is a riot in every scene

[@pierrelelong8927]

Martin Mull was naturally funny, deadpan or aiming for laughs!!! 😂

[@derrickbird9676]

When he said I'm not a cat person anymore I lost it.. Too funny

[@denisetarantino4990]

Russel and Charlie would make a great team together!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@DamBaker95]

cough ? "no" "neither do i" hahahahaha

[@crisnix5097]

i want Russell for my Pharmacist, Hes Awesome!!!

[@mysticrhythmsundercityligh1026]

DXM is pretty fascinating

[@KronicKillin]

Coricidin cough and cold lol. Fuck you up like no other. Highest iv ever been.

[@ricklee5845]

Russel was one of my favorites. He always seemed to outsmart Charlie!

[@beaverstandig1747]

Russell was priceless, love Martin Mull

[@raiderfandew]

Including him in the show was a stroke of genius but they failed miserably by not including MORE!

[@vanessashaw6912]

Brilliantly written...brilliantly enacted. It's great watching artists at the top of their game.

[@redbull4fly797]

You mean brilliantly copied from Friends...

[@levilastun829]

It may have been copied from Friends, but I almost never found that show enjoyable

[@michaelnaisbitt1639]

He’s right about the internet. Viagra for $1.50 a tablet. Thru a chemist. $96 for four. Someone’s making a killing on mark ups

[@alexreilly6121]

Did some good 'Research' on that? XD

[@HatredInTheFlesh]

Most people still go to pharmacies in my experience

[@Johnny-hq3cd]

Something about the smell made my cat go berserk 😂😂

[@VadimChess]

"Damn child proof cap"...lol

[@danielomingomingsr9203]

That part is gold.

[@stagna1959]

child proof is annoying. I always forget how it opens and have to invent it all over again.

[@CoreyPerrySucks]

This show is going to crumble to to ground without Charlie sheen

[@codyminecrack248]

Fuuuuuuutuuure!

[@alexis98559]

An crumble it did

[@anishdhawan8321]

It did, you genius!

[@magtovi]

It did.

[@MrLuger-jp9kd]

You were right sir

[@denisetarantino4990]

Russell was great he should have been more episodes he is the best

[@maulporphy4399]

Martin Mull, the guy who said "Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain."

[@thiagocouto2844]

It's so sad that Charlie didn't stick with show till it's end ! He was the best part of the show by far !

[@mattsivits9834]

Thiago Couto He was fired.... big difference..... but according to common knowledge he was such a drunk and drug addict he would show up when he felt like it, or sleep off what ever he was on... one rumor was he slept on set for 2 days, while the other actors just waited in there trailers because they needed the shot to wrap up a show

[@thiagocouto2844]

@@mattsivits9834 Woah ! That's crazy ! I did know that he was fired btw I guess I just didn't make that clear enough but anyways you get the idea ...

[@alexreilly6121]

Actually, he did. Season 8 was the last one. What you perceive as 'Season 9 onwards' is an unfortunate hallucination wrought by a Charlie Harper-lacking subconscious.

[@soulsteela01]

@@mattsivits9834 these are only rumours.

[@denisetarantino4990]

Charlie was the best. Charlie should be on the weekends not that other guy. No comparison. And also, on AMC why isn't Charlie there. Get Charlie back!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@realar]

Man I love this show, crazy pharmacists!!

[@andrewcundill3660]

Someone make a compilation of every time Russell said “what are you a cop?”

[@hypocrisyhunter8919]

You?

[@andrewcundill3660]

@@hypocrisyhunter8919 I’m not a creator. No idea how to make good quality vids

[@natashaclements5980]

Russell kill me all the time are you a cop😂😂😂

[@smshahriar]

The doc is a great actor.

[@MARTINADBA1980]

what are you,a cop???LMAO

[@aaronkenyon7112]

I believe Russell is gonna go all Breaking Bad soon lmao

[@ricstormwolf]

Martin Mull really nailed that character

[@joseyeastwood]

Russell was hilarious😀😀😀

[@aubreywallace5533]

Oh how i need a pharmarsist like him.Down- To Earth Crooked like a politician an Funny as Buggs-Bunny😀🐰🐇

[@Kezonenyc]

Russell was hilarious.

[@johnreid1105]

I would love to see him as a high school teacher!!!!

[@dalehall2067]

Yeah I’m teaching in public health

[@stephencormie945]

I love Russell hes so funny. Favourite line what are you a cop

[@-AHMADAL-TAIE]

"child proof" 😂

[@jesusguerra1093]

"childproof" hahahahaha best part.

[@lukeskywalker2913]

"Maybe your little bastard would like a wiffle ball bat"

[@victorjames4851]

Russel was hilarious!

[@likeadamnboss]

what are you, a cop?

[@Giocal0111]

I want him as my doc

[@dannyhart1035]

I NEED a doc like that, no joke!

[@soulsteela01]

Who doesn't 🤣🤣🤣

[@punkrock94]

Best pharmist ever 😂

[@patricksaxon3983]

He was so good, and also Roseanne's boss at Rodbell's diner.

[@patricksaxon3983]

I agree, but he was also great as Roseann's boss at Rodbell's diner.

[@signalrepeater]

I got a qestion about these condoms. I am giving you the best bulk rate I can.... LOL.

[@animequeendrawer]

“……Did you MISS 8th grade health class, Charlie?” That part always gets me cuz of his facial expression because it’s like saying to Charlie. “…After how many women you slept with you JUST realized that, NOW?”

[@ZeuzBluez]

My kinda pharmacist...gimme codeine under the counter 😂

[@dannycasserly697]

That pharmacist is a hilarious actor

[@pyrobob111]

The idea that a self medicating pharmacist couldn't score a better high than cough medicine seems pretty unrealistic.

[@lsadxmthcdphdayum2452]

DXM is pretty great actually

[@TheImSolid]

@@lsadxmthcdphdayum2452 I'm sure that was codeine or promethazine lmao

[@Mecanotech]

@@lsadxmthcdphdayum2452 please, anyone reading this... don't get into DXM. You will damage your brain permanently

[@propagandalfx1976]

Martin Mull is a legend

[@Tom-Morgan-Fun]

Russell, Charlie's shrink and the waiter are the best side characters 😂😂

[@Oshadorin]

What an introduction to this character it was 😆

[@HittokiriBatosai]

Mr. Kraft! Great to see him still working!

[@alexreilly6121]

Heh wouldn't it be funny if Salem was in every ep of TAAHM, just uncredited and we had no idea cos we're used to a cat?

[@tomxaider2058]

2:14 Russel pays alimony for three women including child support but he still doing far better than Alan because the guy has the balls to deal with illegal drugs!

[@tubedude54]

Might want to listen to that again... he says 'not 1 penny in child support'.

[@tomxaider2058]

@@tubedude54 He exaggerated it since he makes 50,000 USD per celebrity each month to do drugs in secret

[@abdimalikgurhan3194]

"Child proof" lol

[@ristieldridge911]

I TOTALLY LOVE RUSSELL ON ALL 2 AND A HALF MEN. I WATCH HIM OVER AND OVER ON MY UTUBE. HE'S A GREAT ACTOR AND HIS CHARACTER IS A PLUS. GREAT GOING " RUSSELL". SEE YOU ON UTUBE.

[@neevarprajan]

i dont have cough!! neither do I!! LOL!!

[@onigireee]

Charlie: 'I just want to know if someone can get pregnant even after using a condom. What are the odds?' Friends fans: CONDOMS ONLY WORK 97% OF THE TIME!

[@cuylorna]

Thats wrong.. reality is that 3% of women will get pregnant every year even if using condons correctly... Not 97% efective, 97% efective on a year.

[@orppranator5230]

And that’s assuming that the woman doesn’t turn it inside out and then rub it in herself after you leave

[@mr.l8723]

WEL THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE DAMN BOX!

[@itsme-mt2fo]

@@mr.l8723 they should put it in big black letters

[@siwhitlock3964]

my vasectomy works 100%, a couple of cuts and no one is calling me daddy,hoorah.

[@gh9111]

Russell's shining moment is yhis episode. Rapid fire funny.

[@Wopp1992]

this guy is fuckin halarious lmao

[@formaga]

the doc is goooooooooooooooooood crazy

[@hollyb6885]

I’ve been a game of Martin Mull’s since Fernwood Tonight. So funny!

[@williammora2003]

Did you miss 8th grade health class? Who went to health class? Amongst others: a self medicating pharmacist who pays alimony to 3 women but not one dime in child support. I had to stop wearing them, something about the smell made my cat go berserk lol. Love it!

[@andybarrete6749]

The best show ever

[@aassoumani495]

Martin mull is a gr8 actor

[@1mnmfan]

haha what are you a cop he's said that over and over but its funny!

[@Papi-Oh]

Where had my childhood go.. these times were fun.

[@knotallthere66]

Go out or in ....this show was the greatest

[@craigsevery6274]

They picked the best actor for Russell. Martin Mull.

[@kevinbennett7615]

Martin Mull has been grossly underused in American comedy.

[@mouses41ss]

Love Russell

[@fonkamex]

Every time I go to the pharmacy I remember this scene when I see those reading glasses and unrelated items selling in drug stores these days.

[@NightbikerTSO]

“A Bag of Skittles For God Sake”

[@erikhopkins9488]

Russell was stoopid! Lol! "What are you, a cop?"

[@cbussery]

Mull's line is classic. It was used in every appearance an was delivered perfectly. Him and Jane Lynch as the shrink were gold as guest stars on the show.

[@christophergaff2617]

I love him in Fernwood Tonight!

[@wolfinsheepsclothing775]

Best doc

[@user-oj8jz6db4c]

Charlie would certainly need Trojan Magnums....LOL

[@sandeep7365]

What are you , a cop ? 🤣🤣

[@phishfearme2]

Martin Mull added to every series he was in - and especially fernwood/america tonight

[@jisaen]

Is he William Kraft? --- "Sabrina the teenage witch"

[@ashy386]

What are you, a cop!!!!!!!

[@WWTormentor]

That’s the kind of pharmacist that I want!!

[@nthigo]

Child proof🤣

[@69cnielsen]

Martin Mull was great in this show.

[@bayabaya9560]

Ummm where was he going with that cat story?? 🐈😂😂

[@xiaolongliu2581]

Man I got say Russell and Berta are really fun y

[@cakestalker]

best doctor ever

[@williamblake7386]

cat person joke is so good

[@pexijsanchez]

he must be lil waynes pharmacist

[@boutepe]

Charlie Sheen buying condoms, yeah right...

[@williamkoppos7039]

Mull in this is a HOOT

[@gaylenewood7707]

Russell also played on the golden girls as well folks..

[@heatherturner2366]

And Roseanne

[@cathya7045]

I want to hear the cat story just a f****** hear it LOL

[@prisalvarado4056]

Willard Kraft, it that you? xD

[@SuperKamiPandaReact]

Russell and Saul Goodman would be best of friends lol

[@machone1757]

Martin Mull is so Under Rated Funny Guy

[@jmanuel625]

What are You a cop?😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshx022]

I can only visualize him as leon...lol