Two and a Half Men On Buying An Engagement Ring

Two and a Half Men On Buying An Engagement Ring

[@Ciara1594]

Jewel store clerk: "Well, somebody knows what he wants." Charlie: "What can I say? He's my life." Alan: .....? 😄

[@jaysparks9774]

Jake claims to be hungry all the time but he never finishes his plate

[@carolynwilliamson4384]

That's because on film they don't use real food

[@Sanathvarma]

True that.

[@MarkanVaran7]

@@carolynwilliamson4384 they don't use real food? Then what they use? Rubber one? 😂

[@carolynwilliamson4384]

@@MarkanVaran7 I use to work in production for film, TV, and commercials. They use look a like products Because of the long hours & hot lights. As ice cream melts, immediately, they usually use mashed potatoes with some kind of topping. Of course there is some real food used but not too much. If you notice, they eat around the food. Hope I clarified that for you.

[@MarkanVaran7]

@@carolynwilliamson4384 yeah I get what you're saying and it makes sense all in all I was just making a joke 😂

[@enriquer4506]

"Marriage is great ride... until you puke", that actually sounded somewhat profund to me lol

[@afonsodeportugal]

One of the few rare moments of clarity from Alan Harper.

[@smallworldafterall09]

Profund?

[@smallworldafterall09]

Moist Gnome: Wow...THANK YOU.. 😂😂

[@VictorLugosi]

It was..

[@antontoshaboy8264]

ROFL

[@ignaciogodoy7095]

Alan was a great character, one of the best actors I see in a sitcom

[@antontoshaboy8264]

yep

[@atharbarghouthi9649]

Funny. I have the exact opposite opinion.

[@user-yt2uq8ox6l]

Except for Ross from friends

[@akhilkonka9947]

Sarcasm..??

[@TheLanceAdams]

@@atharbarghouthi9649 Alan is the worst character ever, only funny in any moment where we get to enjoy Charlie's awesomeness over the loser. In fact, Ross from Friends was the title holder until Alan lowered the bar to the Mariana Trench.

[@KibaGurung]

Jake-Good... Charlie-Thats it? Good Jake-Its not good Charlie-Its Good Jake-Thats what I said Hahhahaaaa :D :D

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

All right I'm full

[@mikehatfield1531]

Hey, that's the same clip that I watched. What a coincidence.

[@tskavei5520]

I just don't want Jake to grow up, he is hilarious🤣🤣

[@luanb2108]

We wish, teenager jake was a terrible character

[@Spacemonkeymojo]

"You know what we call babes with rings like that in my neighbourhood? Stumpy." LOL

[@thefrustrateddoc]

What does stumpy mean?

[@TonyMontana-pg6to]

@@thefrustrateddoc stumpy would imply someone with their finger cut off. It implies she lives in a bad neighbourhood because robbers cut off people’s fingers to get their rings.

[@thedarkknight9634]

@@TonyMontana-pg6to ohhh now i get it,,thank you for explaining this🙏👌

[@antontoshaboy8264]

Bertha ahaha

[@wendypamphile7306]

Never get tired of watching tow and a half men. Charlie and Alan so very funny. Dont make em like that any more. Classic

[@amc1516]

Hahahahahaha "What do you lookin at me for , just stayyy outta her neighbourhood" OMG CHARLIE

[@norbs4998]

"What are you looking at me for? Just stay out of her neighbourhood " Je suis tres dead lmaoo

[@DaFlashGuy7]

@mike same

[@antontoshaboy8264]

Ha ha so funny

[@ibrahimkhan-lq5kk]

"Wt can i say ! Hes my life"...those expression 😂

[@sungods-fh1xu]

That was a good quote by Allan, "Marriage is a great ride, until you puke."

[@edisonsun21c]

mia was ok, but chelsea was something else!

[@Dreez76]

Mia was a controlling bitch that wasn't happy with charlie as he was but instead wanted to change him into something she wanted him to be... Good riddens he ditched her.

[@king-ib4vb]

and chelsea cheating him

[@andrewg3768]

I prefer Mia!

[@andrewg3768]

The actress was hot as Angel on CSI New York too!

[@ManpreetSingh-kg7ex]

Kandi all the way

[@rusosure7]

"...yet everyday people stagger off those giant teacups covered in vomit..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@trkg7356]

Man Conchata Ferrell was just great! Loved her, I'm so glad we got to see her all through TAHM. The show wouldn't have been the same without her. R.I.P. Conchata 🙏🏼 you'll be missed

[@KlayyJayy]

"I should've know not to talk to him at feeding time"

[@shivekaniruth5402]

I may be among a few, but Allan is the true star of the show. He's also the most bullied

[@nadilahh6417]

He deserve it bcos when he got even an ounce of power, he would abuse the living light out of it 😂

[@wethepeople1680]

Alan is better than Charlie when it comes to comedy.

[@benedictus9015]

The Greatest show ever known to man, and this is 14 December 2021

[@yogeshtiwari4272]

Bride of Drunkestein ! 😍😝😜

[@otoos1284]

i miss the show for all the crap comedy that we have now

[@daveschwartz9712]

Very cool show. I have a few of the seasons I watch here

[@valdavna1597]

“ well someone knows what he wants “ 😂 😂 😂 and Charlie not even bothering to correct him but making it worst 😂

[@ant1440]

Man Alan was over there sounding wise and stuff lol

[@dorksalot9729]

"What can I say? He's my life" I fucking died

[@nadeemashraf7862]

Really awesome work

[@VictorManuelReyes]

oh men this guys were amazing

[@rolandlee6898]

Diamonds are actually completely worthless.

[@rowdy4asbell]

Correct, it’s only valuable because people think it is. Same goes for money.

[@burntsushii]

If you really think about it, everything is worthless.

[@rolandlee6898]

@@burntsushii If you want to be super philosophical - perhaps. But even sticking to practical terms diamonds are worthless. A box of matches is worth more than a diamond simply because the former has practical value, a use, and the latter has literally no use, and thus no real value, whatsoever. The only practical use they have is as an abrasive in niche industries. And even in monetary terms, how valuable can something be if youre essentially using as a disposable abrasive (effectively sandpaper)? Its no secret that the diamond industry is one of the biggest scams in relatively recent history.

[@rolandlee6898]

@@burntsushii The only use diamonds have are as an abrasive. Mostly used to polish other diamonds. The primary use of diamonds is jewelry. Its used as an abrasive because its.. surprise, surprise.. cheap! We can produce near unlimited quantities of industrial diamonds. Gold is pretty important in electronics, but of course only a very small amount of all gold is needed/used in any industrial (aka meaningful/useful/valuable) way. Most of the gold we have is made into are literal paperweights serving no actual purpose whatsoever. The reason people consider it valuable is entirely historical, not practical. I understand the "everything is worthless" argument, but thats a philosophical argument. My argument is based on practical usefulness instead, although the "worth" in this case is still abstract and relative. Like a knife has value because its a versatile tool that you can do things with. A diamond in itself has value and no use in any scenario. Aside from its perceived monetary value that is backed up by and based on nothing at all, much like money itself.

[@DynamicSeq]

@@burntsushii I would dare to say food is not entirely worthless... Hard to do without...

[@sethrenegade3533]

Alan was actually funnier than charlie in those instances

[@edwardmuturi7503]

Charlie was soo good

[@edinscot56789]

Charlie just rolling with it to troll Alan lol!

[@cobgab]

thats not the distance,the distance is death.lol

[@brettengel8364]

The part Roberta says you know what we call girls like you around our neighborhood. Stumpy That was the best part.

[@chagzification]

This is one of the best moments hahaha

[@igotalovestoned]

Berta is savage haha

[@randomsht196]

After Seinfeld, this might be the second best sitcom of all time. With Charlie of course.

[@chrisnunez2732]

After Seinfeld? This show is way ahead of Seinfild

[@jajackboss]

Seinfeld ?? Oh those fucking loosers

[@fjb4932]

CHEERS

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

2AAHMen is faaar superior to Seinfeld, in every measurable way. Writing. character development, recurring characters, casting, location. Everything. Also, Jerry Seinfeld is not an actor. The only lovable character on Seinfeld... was George. .

[@jamesspalten5977]

Seinfeld was lame...

[@powder8287]

Alan is just ross in friends 😂

[@NiVi192]

Boy, I don't know where to start! This show is godly! 😂

[@samuraijack0876]

3 months salary for a ring is ridiculous, man.

[@hornetIIkite3]

I actually tried to find a ring worth 3 months of salary for my fiance. Turns out a ring of €9k is ugly as hell. Ended up buying a ring of €250 with a stone upgrade to €700

[@mousitsoula]

What a closing line!!!

[@shafinaymaanfahmi9960]

"Diamonds are forever", thats 4th james bond book XD

[@OurWorldofDanceSport]

He's my life🤣❤

[@Danio1012]

lol the jewellery seller got trolled at 1:31

[@oh8wingman]

I am reminded of an old saying. "What does a marriage and a hurricane have in common. Well, in the beginning it's all hot and humid with a lot of sucking and blowing going on, but in the end you still lose your house."

[@SAMANTHAPERKINS]

Who knows about diamonds as much as Alan here??

[@blakecoston2225]

That stumpy joke was funny. They take off your finger for that ice lol

[@lifeofaslime]

best show on Tv forreal

[@sippadagirou8561]

charlie wise cracks is contagious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Clyde200k]

cuz i was warth it? no cuz i had a slow first quarter this show is the best

[@bongtokes2011420]

yes.....

[@Fireball409]

"Marriage is a great ride, till you puke!" LOL 😂

[@yordanyordanov3824]

Stumpy :D

[@mhatesrvnticha]

Am sorry, not familiar with the meaning of this word. What actually does that mean?

[@florisnufloris]

They cut off the finger for ring

[@xix967_5]

Babe: Happy 20th anniversary! Charlie: (Calls brother) Hey Alan, its time... (Charlie gets ran over by a car)

[@mathewsinha]

This was a behemoth of a sitcom absolutely next to none every character in this program was pin point apt for what they had been asked to do this would have been hit even if it were to be a pantomime

[@aubreywallace5533]

Jake slays me🤗😅😅😆

[@om251204]

someone who could stand by me through thick and thin

[@johannmuster9726]

1:24 thats a REAL laugh from Charlie!!

[@joannpizzo6939]

I have nothing no longer to say to you I'm watching somebody else who understands we can't stop we won't stop lol

[@nadund]

"Marriage is a great ride......until you puke."

[@rohangurav301]

They never finish their glasses and never finish up their plates...

[@4stringz.]

i didn't appreciate this show enough when it was originally on

[@jpalpharo4304]

Cut, colour, clarity, and carrot

[@MarkanVaran7]

Well to afford a good clear big sized "carrot" crystal you need to have a big "celery" 😂

[@briandavis3832]

Jakes got a plan the only thing is we don't know what it is 👀

[@brooketokarz6921]

Charlie is funny

[@thearabiangigolo8559]

March 15, 2018 36℉

[@vickymararo9135]

the bride of drunkstern 😂😂

[@luckeyluke217]

What are you lookin at me for, just stay out of her neighbourhood

[@edwinmbonye420]

well if I'm still married after 20 yrs, kill me

[@sauravdagaSDaga1984]

Bertha is awesome..

[@ramahosseini8523]

what are you looking at me for?? just stay out of her neighborhood lol

[@antontoshaboy8264]

Jake, haha 😂

[@aprilshower7799]

Haha...."MARRIAGE IS A GREAT RIDE...UNTIL YOU PUKE"....

[@stagna1959]

What Charlie should have said to jeweller :No we are not engaged to be married. And if I was gay, I think I would do better than him

[@AaronCG7]

I think many women should see your comment...

[@sparkl1nwat3r]

lmao - maybe it's Walden?

[@tiffannycato5856]

Teacup 🍵 ride= Marital hell rflmao

[@dubious6718]

a ring should cost whatever you can afford, so for me that would be $100.

[@nuclearshockwaveshooting4545]

Anybody who needs a ring that cost 3 months salary isn't worth being with. An expensive ring isn't the point of marriage or love!!!😆😆😆

[@M1nkey15]

anyone notice that at 2:17, alan appears out of no where

[@milorodi3521]

is another scene

[@supernitroyoshi]

See, Alan knows what he's talking about

[@alexreilly6121]

only about something thats a scam anyway

[@fudgie686]

Worth*

[@getous]

Nothing beats true love.

[@benmorin9377]

That's a swear work . True love doesn't exist . Just fantasy

[@ricstormwolf]

Jake full??

[@zachsabe]

quite a rock, not like the 5 gram ones i rock tho.. - charlie

[@gabrielleschaffer887]

I always wanted to see a closeup of this ring, but they never showed it, other that that quick moment at the table

[@sahibathind5373]

I love how Charlie knows he's talking about Alan's "gayness"

[@nishthaarora9533]

Effeminacy* you mean.

[@lillylovesrain7072]

Alan so deserved a nice girl

[@NomanAhmed3]

It is the same ring shop as in FRIENDS

[@epbrown01]

I think it's also where Sheldon buys a tiara for Amy in The Big Bang Theory.

[@gurmansinghsarna4159]

It's 2021

[@MJD1701A]

Now is that gross or net salary?

[@AlexaJake]

Someone knows what he wants 😂

[@tsheringchogyalbhutia8434]

Rip Bertha

[@giodude92]

Lol the bride of drunkenstein XD

[@gersainc.]

Alan seems more reliable here.

[@bharat_arora]

So does disneyland.. xD

[@Drtirath]

Bride of drunkestein !!! Hahhahaahahhaahahah

[@joannpizzo6939]

Disney Land Lol the bride of drunken Stine We can't stop we won't stop

[@kristofersigmarsson]

hi =)

[@ethansmusic8570]

kristofer sigmarsson hello

[@dineshsahukari]

Vantalu

[@andyppreviews8132]

A wise man once said" Stay out of hood"