Two and a Half Men - Best Scenes(Season 6) - 1/10

Charlie requests Alan to help Chelsea look past Evelyn's fake, put-on attitude and to convince her that she is Satan.

[@motorbikemadness5773]

"Put it on your right arm and it will run forever." Can't stop laughing

[@juliebryne2903]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ha-li9ky]

What does it mean?

[@juliebryne2903]

@@ha-li9ky you must be a kid if you cant figure it out!😆

[@ha-li9ky]

@@juliebryne2903 manchild to be precise, darling. Just that i would prefer being left handed 😂

[@manning8]

@@ha-li9ky The Submariner is an automatic-winding watch. This means it winds with the movement of your arm.

[@stevencoffman34]

This was a great show until Charlie left

[@tonalddrump297]

I agree

[@amoljain4161]

Seriously

[@santiagourso2139]

Agreed, it was much better

[@sofiaosburghidalgo4149]

Agreed

[@henrytrenkelbach2871]

@@tonalddrump297 q see 1111111qq1q1111111.

[@rebeccaross8470]

Charlie made the show amazing and his funny jokes are hilarious 😆

[@jayt8124]

"When have you ever backed me up?" he says, to the man who provides him and his son a roof over his head rent-free, incl seaside view and a housemaid... seems legit

[@filipposnk6070]

Yeah thats because charlie slept with alans lawyer and because he dumped her,she fucked up alan during the court

[@arkady714]

I thought the exactly the same thing the minute that line was recited.

[@OptimusDelta]

@@filipposnk6070 yeah but then alan won a million dollars in vegas and didn't have to pay alimony to judith.but he fucked it all up by marrying kandi and buying a condo.He is just a leech that's it.

[@dr.j.bettis--md9697]

@@OptimusDelta Yup. People fail to acknowledge that about Alan's punk ass

[@damir9743]

He married Candy, how's yours wifes looking?? 😂😂😂

[@ariamaze9081]

"Put it on you right hand and run forever" My god, I love those Burns comebacks 😂

[@vladc.a.7589]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kellyallen6830]

😆

[@gayled3059]

...."and IT will run forever".

[@YawMoney]

Sarcasm is for winners

[@123RADIOactive]

#winning

[@sarapereira1454]

d😶😶😶🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@samtheman4096]

YawMoney what’s sarcasm

[@johnmike4546]

wieners

[@alexreilly6121]

no, really?

[@chinmaypillay]

Sarcasm is for winners Rofl 😂😂😂the timing and delivery

[@filipradojcic1865]

"Hey, i didn't sell you for watch, i sold you for ROLEX." This scene would be perfect for Rolex commercial. perfect illustration of what specific brand is about.

[@Chet22]

2:06 I didn't sell you out for a watch, I sold you out for a Certified Swiss Chronometer and that hand gesture. Lol

[@instructoryazo6724]

Alan: When have you ever backed me up? Lives in Charlie's house.

[@oasis6342]

Alan was really ungrateful towards Charlie..

[@matthewrose4797]

That is the only nice thing Charlie has ever done for Alan.

[@flowykjay4656]

"Sarcasm is for winners,allan.." Damn! 😭😂

[@redips]

Alan: in that case, I’m winning lol

[@SP-po1sd]

"Mom is HUMAN" I died

[@vidit989]

No one, absolutely no one can replace Charlie sheen

[@jeremycasper6672]

"she got to you didn't she" I honestly thought something similar when Alan said to move on.

[@antonioduverge3558]

“Put it on your right arm, it will run forever”, that has to be the best line ever!

[@jameshaggerty8348]

I don’t get it

[@xenialxerous2441]

The last dialogue by Charlie was deadly.. rofl!!🤣🤣

[@trippin916]

Its crazy how Allen was my dad only black. Literally. Its so insane to see Jon Cryer acting because hes my dad in a nutshell..only dad dads been married for 40+yrs....but the mannerisms and attitude is 100% my dad.

[@lifer11]

BEST SHOW ON T. V. PERIOD!!!!

[@GeorgeDemIII]

rogl

[@andileduma417]

Please can you say that loud enough that the people who don't know that hears you🔊🙌😑

[@tonalddrump297]

At least until Charlie left

[@juliebryne2903]

Your watch! It doesn't have hamburglars on the wristband!😂🤣

[@MrGrownman455]

Sarcasm for winners Alan. 😂😂😂 I have to used that one.

[@musawerjaved3562]

Put it on your right arm and it will run forever 🤣

[@treyshonstubbs632]

You know when Two and a half Men had first started charlie sheen Makes the whole audience laugh that's all I got I really really miss Charlie Sheen

[@iEATcookiies]

Sarcasm is for winners Alan.

[@lisayoung5046]

I totally agree. Without Charlie, the show declined totally...

[@holliswalley5913]

Wow. It really took him a few minutes to get what Charlie meant. And then he complimented the idea!😂

[@DinkyMax]

Sarcasm is for winners Alan...OMFG mouhahaha

[@Praveensj95]

Sheen was just lit💯

[@lynneaburr2890]

lol adult version of suite life of Zack and Cody 😂

[@ananyagopalakrishna9145]

Both Zack and Cody are great. But here Alan is a jerk

[@goudkuipjee]

Not really

[@brysonwebster1973]

More drake and Josh I’d say

[@lynneaburr2890]

@@brysonwebster1973 I can see why you say that haha :)

[@lynneaburr2890]

@Gaurav never said anything about it being better lol

[@Mrvwcc11]

Charlie and his striped mug something you will always remember from the show

[@chaisesamargis3149]

Nobody loves kids more then old uncle Charlie

[@wildone8397]

*Why can't I expose myself to your kids?!!!* 😉

[@8nanagirl8]

OMG I miss Charlie!!!!!!!!!

[@AlenAlic]

“It doesn’t have hamburglars on the wristband.” 😂😂😂

[@shresthadinesh4369]

Put in on your right arm and it will run forever.😂😂😂😂

[@TheUsedRockz]

this is a funny episode where Chelsea says that they have broken her mothers heart and then they laugh:D

[@vernamitchell6341]

You said a mouth full. Totally agree

[@andileduma417]

That's what I live for!! 😂😂

[@realistic.optimist]

ALWAYS forgive and NEVER forget. Took me years to learn forgiving means not letting what someone else did hold you back. It is not saying what they did was right.

[@LitoGeorge]

Difficult to do

[@realistic.optimist]

@@LitoGeorge Yes it is

[@oasis6342]

I miss this show..

[@hanzfranz7739]

Look like Alan forgot his brother lets him and his son stay in a multi million dollar beach house for free while eating his food, using his stuff and being ungrateful.

[@ryana1140]

Believe it or not, there are families like that these days. Or at least they remember you when they're ass is on fire.

[@dr.j.bettis--md9697]

That's because Alan is a piece of fucking shit. A scumbag who acts like he's better than everyone else when, if anything, he's worse than anyone he points his fingers at

[@TheDograrockz]

I laugh everytime when I see this piece!! 😆

[@ronschmidt4528]

Producer needs to drop differences and put show back on air with Charlie sheen

[@Sluggo01]

Ron Schmidt yes yes wife and I think this program to be very day to day everyday LIFELIKE...entertainment...bring it back please

[@Snoopy7666]

'Never happen -- have you SEEN what Charlie Sheen looks like today? He looks like the "life of Charlie" hit him like a runaway moving van... The series was outrageously funny and great fun to watch ... BUT its time has past~ that is to say, enjoy those reruns (and there're always airing somewhere)...because its resurrection is just a pipe dream. Jon Cryer still looks pretty much the same with just a few extra pounds and a few wrinkles (he has aged pretty well... but Charlie is showing the evidence of his REAL lifestyle... which unfortunately mimics his "Two And A Half Men" lifestyle. In other words - he looks terrible.

[@Sluggo01]

Charlie Brown yea but he looks better and alot funnier then that idiot Kutcher nerd the tried

[@kimcantswim174]

What's the point? Berta's dead 😔

[@Thetalinshow]

in the first 11 seconds he says winners.....winning!!

[@redips]

Alan: when have you ever backed me up? Never, Charlie always bully, abuse and torment alan.

[@alaouimarouane]

we want charlie to go back to this tv show hahahhahahahahhahahah funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Batman-vr6jp]

Scarcasm is for winners... 😀

[@LesterLaoagan]

Charlie backed Allan up just after he got devorce. House, food, Jake allowed to stay and all!!! Duh!!!

[@Jen-rw7yh]

He also the reason he lost his house! He slept with alan lowyer and she revenge him by ruining Alan!

[@hades8831]

@@Jen-rw7yh Warch the show again, Alan could have done something in so many moments. He even won a million dollars at some point and he wasted it

[@kaonashi1181]

_She got to you didn't she?_

[@cookcook866]

John cryer was the heart of this show sooo talented and funny

[@karinliane547]

I was always feeling like I was sitting next to the Camine Fire ~ when I was watching the Sweethearts ! 💌🤣🌹🤩💌

[@FakedStick]

Charlie actually backed Alan every time except Alan's devoice attorney.

[@markgigiel2722]

That's why I use my left arm. No need to move the watch.

[@joycepacheco7051]

A complete episode would be fun

[@ArgentinaLibertaria]

This would had been a good response: -Sarcasm is for winners, Alan - If im a loser why do you come to me for a favour?

[@Ricardo_io]

Argentina Libertaria I wish it was: “And all winners come with alcohol poisioning as part of the deal?”

[@usmantariq7997]

That's the exact reason he comes to him for a favour

[@ArgentinaLibertaria]

@@usmantariq7997 But he didn't know that in the first place

[@Mr.Jtea3]

ThAnk god you don’t write tv or I at least hope you don’t !

[@ArgentinaLibertaria]

@@Mr.Jtea3 24 people think the opposite

[@TheAvatar15]

Potato? Either way awesome :D

[@treyshonstubbs632]

Raise your hand if you really miss Charlie Sheen

[@vishal005mane]

Omg that was hilarious

[@oasis6342]

I miss this show

[@salomokondjila5421]

That last part was the dirtiest joke EVER

[@elliotclassen9474]

That's not even close to a lot of other hidden jokes in the later seasons lol

[@Geniusignotus]

This is just one scene

[@_MezzoForte23]

1/10 lol

[@ahmadawad9233]

How did he know that he uses his right arm to .....you know😏

[@ianbrewer4843]

Great clip

[@Georgeous129]

within 10 seconds Charlie owns Alan lol

[@markojovanovic8841]

cmon boys its just a tv show , i have never saw so much hateure towards anybody like i see towards alan in comments, tbh he is a better person than CHarlie in real life

[@user-gb9uk6du9m]

What does that even mean: "Put it on your arm. It will run forever"??

[@drenn2015]

alan got 2 rolex i

[@PraveenKumar-ei6qr]

It should have been "Nahh I do it with my left"

[@stefanspasojevic4120]

i have submariner and it doesent wind by it self lol

[@commanderdanielcousland9981]

Offering him housing is one time he backed him.

[@nhlahlandlovu1837]

Charlie an berta an Alan invented the show

[@basba_qal]

A better line would be; Alan: "No I'll keep it where it is, I like the Girl friend experience".

[@iamchrollo425]

am i the only left hander here ? 😅

[@micheller916]

Nope I'm lefthanded too :D

[@kamsandwich6990]

Would never get a Rolex if it’s stainless steel. Gotta be gold or silver.

[@OurWorldofDanceSport]

Ah what a rolex can do

[@VJ-in5is]

Sarcasm is for winners...

[@mohitgodwal9056]

Amazing

[@emilyatkinson7557]

when have you ever backed me up umm you and your sun live in it rent Free

[@RadhaKumari-ut8ko]

Allen was straight but became gay

[@fabianm.9380]

U understand Charlie when u get older

[@wr6392]

Why did producers paint Alan up like Peewee Herman?

[@anoniemw.222]

can someone please make a new sitcom as good as (and like) this one

[@callmerel2809]

Charlie has great observing skills

[@richarddweckcomedy]

@TonyDracon in the episode a lady tricks Charlie that her son(who is actually her friend's son) is Charlie's kid, it's suppose to mean that Judith was boinking the exteriminator thus making him jake's actual dad.

[@cs512tr]

@killrFreak love that line.

[@suatsonay]

define chronic ;)

[@jagrutirathva3127]

Is alan wearing lipstick

[@cookcook866]

These writers were awsum i miss the show very much

[@lustrals1273]

Put it on your right arm and it will run forever. What does this mean? Someone please explain this sentence to me. It can't be sarcasm right?

[@giacomomanca5696]

Alan masturbates a lot and does it with his right arm. The rolex watch runs forever if you move your arm so... 😂 Did you get it ?

[@fredrichardson8647]

alan would have be out the door so fast

[@user-gb9uk6du9m]

John Cryer Is Truly A Crier!!

[@navedian739]

Girls Girls Girls srxy Girls ☑️😂😍❤️😍😘

[@sandicoleman1222]

A great show! I love the cast and i reallly loved Charlie but he had to leave to get help! Stuff happens in life and i miss Charliui e but Aston did a Great job! I really enjoyed the show before and after! Aston was a great fit! The cast just completed the job and R.I P. Berta god love her a million laughs with her.

[@darrenredden3289]

My god that shirt 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😂

[@aumarigan]

A great show that Charlie destroyed.

[@scottgurstein]

Charlie Lorre or Charlie Sheen? Or Charlie Harper? Or Charlie Horse?

[@hades8831]

Moe like the producers, Charlie liked the show

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Jon Cryer is one of the luckiest people in Hollywood. A lousy, limited actor, he stumbled into an enormously successful show where he happened to fit as the unlikable mooch.

[@robertbarta2793]

OT: KZbin ads are stupid and infantile.

[@stanwalkerlover23]

I don’t get the line “ put on your right hand , it’ll run forever “

[@ARFreakingAlien]

Masterbation..

[@Thetalinshow]

winning

[@Bulldog_DK]

240p omfg lol lol

[@magicmirror6729]

From somebody who's life is wrecked and unsalvageable 🤣🤣

[@jc11regnier]

@lifer11 not anymore