Two and a Half Men | Charlie’s Most Chaotic Girlfriend Moments

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They say opposites attract, but a wild guy like Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) seems to find himself attracted to women on his level. Here are some of the craziest relationships Charlie has ever been in!
Synopsis: Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a womanizing Malibu bachelor has his life disrupted when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son move in with him. Alan's best friend and internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), eventually buys Charlie's house in this comedic sitcom about men navigating women, sex, dating, divorce, single parenthood, money, love, and friendship.
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[@aj906]

They put it where it belongs, " in the rear", one of the best lines ever

[@michaelkelly3221]

For a 13 yr old.

[@sking2173]

@@michaelkelly3221 - Where ??

[@JeromeProductions]

Yup

[@JeromeProductions]

@@michaelkelly3221 😂

[@jaysmachone]

The first time I heard that line was in the movie, Tucker, a man and his dream

[@mformunawar]

This show never gets old.

[@mdo5121]

@@GarrishChristopherRobin777 and your time is quickly approaching

[@havendeem3556]

True

[@azucenaharrison7963]

Never does.

[@RuspinTV]

unless it's with Ashton Kutcher.

[@boogitybear2283]

Two and a Half Men went on for 8 Seasons is how I look at it. Charlie made the show!

[@cadillacdeville5828]

I should rewatch this whole series. Except the seasons with Ashton

[@shehumuktar8924]

The amount of sarcasm in this show is what makes the show hilarious

[@kukunase1686]

especially charlie sarcasm

[@AE-ie2ed]

@@kukunase1686 berta was best and alan best in acting 4 sure

[@sideaccount6198]

innuendo

[@jelenajelenic9069]

Yrs sarcasam is" the point"

[@bigrigJim]

I think you mean innuendo , not sarcasm.

[@juangonzales4650]

One of the best shows ever. We need a Two and a Half Men marathon during the holidays.

[@fonkamex]

Full series (Charlie’s ones) are still available on Amazon Prime.

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@stephenkirkwood3544]

Peacock

[@MAte925]

I second that!

[@kratey2313]

Charlie's favourite Bird @@stephenkirkwood3544

[@tasi4372]

Miss Pasternak was the craziest. And that's saying something when you consider Rose 😂😂

[@jkryanspark]

Melissa, Alan's receptionist, was nuts, too.

[@The_Darius_King]

@@jkryanspark Melissa was hot

[@jkryanspark]

@@The_Darius_King Little Miss Muffet. Remember when she kneed Charlie in the groin?

[@jameshaggerty8348]

@@The_Darius_King they’re all hot.

[@MAte925]

A miss pasternak might have been a bit crazy but she was smok'n hot in my book!

[@nelsonpinette8510]

Charlie continually violated one of Murphy's Laws, Never sleep with a woman crazier than yourself

[@AnAmericanPatriot1555]

Don’t think I agree with that. But there is the Hot / Crazy scale that’s worth paying attention to.

[@jordanflores5687]

F*** Murphy

[@chrisperkins3026]

Not possible

[@marksamios1800]

Is that even possible 😂?

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@ssoruk]

miss pasternak was easily the most crazy

[@bhattasourish]

indeed

[@oeao2841]

She looks tall

[@michaelfragoso6572]

Was she played by 2 different actresses?

[@doloresaquino212]

@@michaelfragoso6572 yes

[@gw6496]

All Charlie crazies are insane just like him🤣🤣🤣

[@tft_and_chill]

WE will never See a Show Like this again.

[@pf5658]

@Qta Sad isn’t it?

[@tft_and_chill]

@@pf5658 yes :/ woke culture

[@mr.goldenproductions_0143]

when the patriarchy comes back maybe

[@totozviara]

​​@@tft_and_chillYeah, right, and Tate against it. Lack of any sincerity on both sides

[@kelleychilton2524]

I absolutely loved this f**king show. Charlie Sheen essentially playing himself, the self-deprecating humor is off the charts.

[@joelteague1190]

After Charlie Sheen left I didn't like to show anymore

[@davidbacheler1399]

@@joelteague1190 Nobody did!

[@unleashthebloodthirstpoopcrap]

Yeah, for 8 years it was the best.

[@DimitriMoreira]

​@@davidbacheler1399 I did. It wasn't the same of course, but it was fine.

[@jeanlubin5864]

​@@joelteague1190 you and me both.

[@vikramsarangan18]

Charlie has boundaries 🤣😂..... That is the biggest takeaway

[@AnAmericanPatriot1555]

His boundary left a lot of open territory.

[@sking2173]

His sister (Gloria) didn’t have that boundary …

[@omotolanijolaade1493]

That 9 : 10 "Boy I know how to pick them, Don't I" and Alan nodding with his one eye 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@jt1929]

9:00 Charlie has that same look in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Supposedly he stayed up all night for that single scene.

[@The_Darius_King]

Miss Pasternak had me scared for Charlie's safety.

[@nytewrtr]

lol

[@vectorm4]

The best line, Berta: Uh-oh at 5:03.

[@otakuwolf4ever985]

She couldn't have been more accurate. 🤣🤣

[@sablyptical]

Major respect to people like this guy who puts the episode and season for every scene so I can rewatch the whole episode

[@rickmcdonald1557]

DITTO

[@Kalides]

when charlie left the show, it was never the same.

[@jaybeebee9288]

"Why don't you just slide right in, and see how she feels?" I see what you did there, Saleslady.

[@The_Gallowglass]

Ain't it funny to think Rose is the least crazy of all of them.

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl..

[@Labyriiint]

Rose definitely was the craziest one.

[@georgebrice8329]

Rose is definelity the craziest she basically stalk him

[@The_Gallowglass]

@@georgebrice8329 yaeh, but she's cute

[@albertsports2272]

Best sitcom of all time

[@mipapaioan6991]

The teacher was the best and very talented actor. She should have appeared in the second part too.

[@claytonjones6119]

I think the actress who plays rose got nominated for a drama Emmy and won another award for her performance in that one show

[@maxxymrice6200]

But they brought her back for the final season, which was all wierd

[@jameshaggerty8348]

Wasn’t she in Gotham?

[@EdwoodCA]

I that's Missy Pyle. She was in Galaxy Quest!

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@DB-vl9ob]

"is that your cellphone?" "boy i hope so" haha gets me every time

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@conwayyoung5528]

Best show ever

[@davidedbrooke9324]

Rose was the funniest, the nicest too.

[@sethpotter9592]

I loved Rose jumping over the railing.

[@Nards_1997]

Lol "WHO DO YOU THINK OPENED IT???" 8:42

[@Dyagodru]

The Jenny McArthy dialogue is EPIC double entrandads

[@ft719]

End of 2022 and missing this or these kind of shows, they dont make em like this anymore

[@Satrangi222]

Only politically correct shows sadly.

[@TheComputec]

TBH, Rose was always the one I would have picked

[@rickmcdonald1557]

Me too=Rich and would have screwed your brains out~!!!!!

[@993Chriss]

Kandi for me😊

[@993Chriss]

And Rose too

[@mke723]

Mia...

[@ndirangugichuki6260]

Word of mouth started to spread 😂😂

[@adolforuizsalazar51]

Oh the one with the witches…. To me that one is epic

[@meadster308]

And Evelyn saves them at the end.

[@jt1929]

Where he sings Hooked on a Feeling during their chanting 😂🤣🤣

[@emperor6882]

I watched this show again n again never gets old

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@londonhouseresort4735]

My Favorite show, I watch it again and again

[@peytonlong5573]

Pasternak and Rose were definitely his craziest girlfriends

[@yankee2666]

They're all crazy; every fkn one of them - THEY'RE ALL CRAZY! Take it from me.

[@gwcrispi]

They were. And my two favorites.

[@iamBlackGambit]

no that goth chick was crazy

[@peytonlong5573]

@@iamBlackGambit fair but she never reoccurred so I give Pasternak the edge

[@keithbannister9271]

What about that witch, Isabella? 😮😮😮

[@marcuspeters3894]

Respect and manners to Mr Charlie and the whole team

[@gw6496]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣He surely knows how to pick them crazy ones!!!

[@franzchong4688]

Rose here was like a sane version of married at first sight Australia’s olivia😂

[@user-hy1qy7zu9l]

That “oh oh” from Berta always gets me 5:04 😂

[@prestonnelson974]

Never get tired of reruns....never tire of Rose too

[@radzifzakaria3785]

I love the setting of the house near the beach..

[@chadreece4231]

Basically a beach house

[@geneziogenezio3299]

2:00 ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER ACTING LIKE A CRAZY CHILD LOL

[@user-ve4ig6pw1s]

Jenna Elfman...hubba, hubba!

[@jamesgallia0147]

I love the old two and a half men with Charlie sheen

[@aryashetty3924]

Alan: "You knew your shirt was open?" She: "Who do you think opened it"🤣🤣🤣

[@frogsoda]

I love how Jenna asks if either one of you guys have an ice pick and they both check their pockets! LOL

[@carolharris2357]

Being polite only goes so far.

[@yagsyags5694]

Missed opportunity for an "Is that an icepick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" joke.

[@keithbannister9271]

WOW, I forgot that she appeared on the show? What an extremely gorgeous woman!!! I was crazy about her on Darma and Greg

[@ninasolberg6998]

@@yagsyags5694 that works only if it's someone you've known before. and they literally see her for the first time.

[@EdwoodCA]

@@keithbannister9271 I liked how her dog had a dog named Nunzio, in the pilot ep of Dharma & Greg. haha

[@yeltsin6817]

I don’t care what anyone says…. Every normal guy would have loved to be Charlie Harper for a day 😊

[@philncider8077]

Lol! Would be nice to him

[@ahz6907]

Yeahhh😂

[@vrvaughn]

A day? 😂🤣😂

[@yeltsin6817]

I think that’s all we could handle.

[@vrvaughn]

@@yeltsin6817 Well now, yeah … But there was a time, back in my prime when I could still hold my own… 😉😂🤣😂

[@robdog1245]

“Vows!? What kind of vows!?” “If you’d shut up maybe we’ll find out.” This show is one of the few that makes me laugh. I love Charlie

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl .

[@georgesaddington1274]

'You did that, why would you do that?' 'I did that, why would I do that?'

[@lumiya4596]

I wish we had more episodes with the Gothic chick. That was my favourite, couldnt stop laughing.

[@bigdevil73]

mother came and witch immediately ran away... no idea why lol 😂 😂😂

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl..

[@bitwawesome]

@@bigdevil73Romance girl ..

[@gracielacarrera12]

Everybody that ever work in this show was great, best sitcom ever!!!

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl ,

[@jeromedavis5512]

Facts

[@rodneyjaynes2485]

I always loved this show!! It's hilarious!!

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@slippydaturtle3425]

9:00 Charlie’s face 💀

[@chrisb9960]

Yea, the makeup department was able to take a day off from Charlie.

[@Ibrahym0]

I died😂😂

[@phuketbungalowinfo2757]

Best show ever....until Kutscher

[@pedrodiaz5540]

Jenna Elfman, absolutely beautiful !

[@keithbannister9271]

And what a body!!!!!

[@Ducky_1502]

Isn't the window at 11:40 already broken, yet she breaks it at 11:50?

[@wayne__warlock]

“I was married twice”😂😂

[@maxxymrice6200]

"Its a reason I haven't eaten a carbohydrate since college" Give her credit for that, its pretty difficult to do.

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

At 0:10, Charlie was acting like a decent man for once.

[@michaelfragoso6572]

Rose would end up kidnapping Charlie and getting away in the finale cause of Alan

[@edwardtreadway1766]

Rose is my dream girl

[@thomasreto2997]

These reruns bring warmth to my heart🤙

[@fwrdr]

Whoa, Prime Jenna Elfman

[@danielgiraldo3692]

“13 … the sacred number” “And a personal best for me 😊” 😂😂😂

[@frenchyontravel]

I just love the OHOH of Berta 😂😂😂

[@daltonlong8929]

I think I better get out before I set off the airbag 🤣🤣🤣 classic

[@gurugulab1414]

8:54 "Who do you think opened it?" 😂😂

[@pf5658]

“ Slide on into it. See how it feels.” 😂

[@kayakwesty]

Jenna Elfman pulled that off perfectly

[@cityhawk]

I’ll admit, she has some great set of pins on her.

[@keithbannister9271]

Had a TV crush since Dharma & Greg!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@georgebrice8329]

But she was more of alan girlfriend even through Charlie tried to get her but she did pick alan over charlie

[@anthonyanderson9679]

This show was always funny

[@tojuodonghanro864]

"Boy do l know how to pick them, don't l?"

[@darrellbrown8547]

I am sure this had been said, I love all episodes of Charlie. HA

[@chrisb9960]

9:15 Charlie without his onset makeup…

[@rickmcdonald1557]

This was one of the greatest shows of all time and without Charlie it was not~!!! Also Berta made it happen also.

[@lucbordage7291]

The C.Sheen seasons were awesome.

[@Istandby666]

Ashton Kutcher could never fill the shoes of Charlie Harper. Did the show ever mess that up. Every few years I binge watch these shows.

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl..

[@tyyneviljakainen5108]

Agree Charlie and Berta they was best

[@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys]

@@tyyneviljakainen5108

[@nicholaswoods4055]

Best show of all time

[@joseyeastwood]

Miss Pasternak was nuts 😂

[@slippydaturtle3425]

6:50 why he say it like that 💀💀💀

[@heedmywarning2792]

MISSY PYLE! She's in everything!

[@gooner4life518]

I can imagine her busting up Frasier Crane's BMW now that would be funny

[@mondochild]

Outside “cheers” underground parking lot when door opens you can here the song “everybody nose your named”.

[@alibekbaimagambetov3954]

That " ha" is priceless

[@kaustubhpoule6490]

Charlie is my favorite ❤️

[@CharliePetricor]

Alicia Witt has such great comedic timing, she was great here and in "Cybil", she should do more sitcoms!

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@Spaceghost5446]

She was also the d girl on the sopranos

[@falcorthewonderdog2758]

Rose is my favorite cute psycho

[@justing1474]

This show was amazing, and then Charlie left

[@russgrunert4730]

Paget Brewster was smoking hot in this

[@jt1929]

“Never, never, never!!!!”😂

[@keithbannister9271]

Unfortunately, she didn't age well...😢

[@yumad403]

He did NOT leave her there😂😂😂

[@martintolovski]

Boy can I pick them ☕😂

[@1xoACEox1]

I remember an episode of this show where Charlie is haunted by past girlfriends he's wronged. So few of them were actually his fault they were insane to begin with.

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@NASCOUR101]

I draw the line at insesteio 🤣🤣🤣

[@srinath6247]

Rose, the crazy cuckoo is the G.O.A.T.

[@ppumpkin3282]

Charlie sure knows how to pick em.

[@mess_noise]

Ah… Charlie. Clever name for this actor

[@DrJohnPollard]

Super well written, babes every show. Lived where I lived. It was a classic.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Charlie Harper dipped his breadstick in more crazy-sauce than Charlie Sheen.

[@saadahmad5756]

Everyone needs a rose in their life

[@Boogeyyyman]

Isabella was great 😂😂

[@tulga3760]

11:15 to 11:34 would be a great BMW advertisement. A car that self heals... I suppose.

[@obliviousmode575]

Rose is my favourite! She was crazy but she was smart and honest. Lol!

[@bitwawesome]

Romance girl

[@supiestar]

sunday is not a me day its a he day 😁

[@jordancambridge4106]

This show stole a line from me. My birth mother was on more hotel beds than a chocolate mint.

[@schechter01]

In that case, do you know who your father is?

[@DickCheney205]

That’s my grandma right there

[@bigsngigs2008]

Simply marvelous Tv👌

[@user-Vickywins]

Watched season 9 episode 1 and get heart broken 💔 didn't know about Charlie sheen history 😢 feeling sad and depressed after that . Hope Charlie sheen is happy now

[@2ManyGuitars214]

I was very surprised to see the show last another 4 years without Charlie Sheen. Kudos to Chuck Lorre et al, but I never watched another episode when Ashton Kutcher came in. Saw bits and pieces of him on KZbin, and thought he was terribly weak, but the show survived and did well. What do I know? The show lost the primary dynamic between the brothers, but did retain the Alan-wives, Alan-mother, Alan-Judith, Alan-Jake story lines, Sheen might have been a creep in real life, but he was seriously funny with great timing, and the writing was top notch.

[@ainsooal1628]

Nab the show died the day Ashton Kutcher was brought in

[@Enrique_PC]

It was horrible after Charlie left. It wasn't the same. Alan stopped being funny. Jake was barely in it. Berta the same. And Rose, well, without Charlie, there was no point for her to be there.

[@hothead52]

@@Enrique_PCexactly shouldve just finished the show after charlie left on my local channel they only put out charlie episodes none of waldens

[@dominic6283]

Same here. I used to love this show but when Charlie sheen left I stopped watching, never saw an episode with Ashton Kutcher

[@lucbordage7291]

With Ashton the show was OK but the original cast kept it alive. The season with Charlie's daughter was the best one from the Kutcher years.