Two and a Half Men - Cupcake metaphor sub

Charlie: - Solo digo que cuando alguien te da su magdalena, tu única obligación es disfrutar. No hay razón para involucrarse sentimentalmente
Jake: - ¿Por qué no?
Charlie: - Si lo haces, tendrás que comerte la misma condenada magdalena por el resto de tu vida...

[@hartbr0k3nmusic2]

This show was pure gold when Charlie was lead

[@fil-can4868]

Yes, Charlie is the show. When he wasn't in the show anymore, the show didn't last and it wasn't as funny when Ashton K. replaced Charlie.

[@bruceparker3139]

Not lead but till he wasnt hammered on drugs. The late seasons got ruined when Charlie was hammered on set too

[@RFvideostream]

The JPM (jokes per minute) in this show is next level. I hope the writers enjoy delicious, freshly baked cupcakes well into their 80s.

[@wrightvcx2249]

Is JPM a thing? Because I personally felt HIMYM was the worst of all the shows considering the kind of popularity it got despite having a terrible JPM rate. That was the reason I could not even get past first few initial episodes. Same with 2 broke girls, modern family, etc.

[@ivanmaras6566]

@@wrightvcx2249 To have JPM ratio you need to have jokes in the first place and modern family is seriously lacking it

[@lopez_flex1258]

“It was a really good cupcake I can’t stop thinking bout it “ “ yea I’ve had cupcakes like that “ 😂😂😂

[@andreasdaravigos5687]

We all had cupcakes like that

[@jamesfountain6183]

So have I

[@pflaffik]

I had those too, the best ones are never what i imagined they would be like. Thats the wisdom of nature and creation, If you know what youre getting its never great.

[@patthenry3568]

@@pflaffik You literally get out what you put in. Want change? Be change.

[@ianrae1546]

Well how about that? The booger eater got the symbolism! What a brilliant line 😂😂😂

[@wildone8397]

*grasps 😜

[@nicholascastaneda3677]

“I could of done 20 minutes on just licking the icing”😂

[@cesarjofre8858]

Aunque no haya ninguna posibilidad de acostarse con ellas?(Con eso lo dejo en blanco jajjajjaja)

[@anushilamukerji2478]

I dont care what the world has to say about Charlie Sheen. He is incredibly talented and I wish I had him as my Uncle. Never went an episode beyond his funeral. Edit: I finally saw the rest of the episodes and I have to say without our Alan it wouldn't have have been so good. Still missed Charlie and Jake in the show! Even Jake's episodes got reduced towards the end

[@nikhilshinde8891]

So you don't know he comes back

[@ajinkyabiwalkar]

@@nikhilshinde8891 loll

[@andrewsalvatore2174]

Hear hear!!!

[@CagdasMonster937]

I did the same thing. After 2-3 years I started at season 10. It's without Charlie, still damn funny. Give it a chance

[@Lets_MakeItSimple]

@@nikhilshinde8891 OH please he doesn't. It was a fake charlie.

[@cyheemwilliams335]

Alan: "Hey. What were you guys talkin about?" Jake: "Sex!!" Lmao

[@FalconZ_ae]

@Amira Djiar Stop repeating other comments, get your own ideas

[@FalconZ_ae]

@Tav Ace lol ok

[@FalconZ_ae]

@Tav Ace Nah thanks im good

[@2101case]

Beautifully written. Showing the end scene of this episode would make this video complete, with Jake baking his own cupcakes, no girl needed.

[@jameshaggerty8348]

That’s a metaphor for masterbation right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@edyaqubi1852]

Charlie and the writers made this show amazing.

[@aprilhippie8752]

Does it scare you that Teenage Jake wouldn’t have grasped the symbolism but young Jake can??

[@MattWesss]

Well, alot of times it made me sad that Jake became stupid when he got older.

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

it happens.

[@tdrxy]

@@alexjones8445 Well go fuck yourself!

[@diegoquintanilla5200]

@@alexjones8445 good one well said

[@MysticalJessica]

The show is very good but is also very inconsistent. Plus I don't think it got bad after Charlie left, it just ended there! The supposedly last 4 seasons are just another series not related and not good at all!

[@ccjswd]

The most beautifully written scene in history

[@madhurimasingh2]

Very true

[@hangukhiphop]

To be fair, the entire show is extremely well-written and paced. All most _too_ much...

[@manewest2132]

They could have just named the show Charlie and Jake

[@sadiquebakar9070]

It is but I think it's second to the friends episode with 2 birthday parties for Rachel

[@abhramandal3706]

try searching for "family guy debussy" you'd probably like it too

[@maldighaithir]

Berta's timing can't be more perfect 😂👍

[@aprilhippie8752]

You should check out Bad Idea that’s even better!!😂

[@russmartin9549]

Bertas badass. Now my mom calls me Zippy

[@jesseaguilar3574]

I hate berta because she is lazy and she do not do nothing just taking the money on charley

[@OscarHernandez18600]

@@jesseaguilar3574So do you even forgot the fact that Berta does laundry and cook for Charlie, or you just like to talk shit like a bitch? Btw it's not "Charley" dumbass.

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

@@jesseaguilar3574 I don't blame her for being pissed off here knowing how sick Charlie is I wouldn't want to touch anything in his room god only knows whats been in contact with it 😂😂

[@GGBMM]

Charlie is one of the best teachers around... And Jake is the perennial student... 😄

[@nishantkapoor1957]

See this is the Jake we all loved , smart and witty not dumb and retarded how they changed his character !

[@dynam1tej184]

Young Jake had his dumb moments, but it was well-done and not overly used all the time!

[@mjhauptfleisch614]

kapoor, i often think they should have made him very clever in high school, while he pretends over weekends to be stupid when talking to charlie. i can just imagine alan asking him why he pretend to be stupid when talking to charlie: "i like to gear down over weekends!"

[@EastJazzman]

Having Charlie looking through a dictionary bit was GENIUS

[@RaphaelJohn]

The jokes here were lost on me when I was a kid. Today, this is absolute comedy gold 😂

[@LasayuditasdeGonzalo]

one guy chosen only one cupcake for his entire life

[@martinmilic3995]

Las ayuditas de Gonzalo

[@sundayleigh2458]

@@martinmilic3995 iwantcharliba. Kpleaseøntv

[@rafaelosorio2251]

I couldn't eat only cupcake for the rest of my life.. some can?

[@bobbyjensen264]

All boys need an uncle Charlie

[@reynaholguin3229]

beautiful

[@DenverDavidReviews]

I have one very similar but is a little more stable

[@cplcoen]

Don't forget about Berta

[@spookygirl7761]

I hav a brother like that name Leroy.

[@viqarkagzi3922]

Charlie is awesome!!!!

[@worldwidechopper5664]

Jake : there is a girl.... Charlie : ok, now I am listening 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Okay blank slate listen up.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abmk2193]

@William Ewart Gladstone it means dumb like you have no brain in your head

[@alexio1942]

@@abmk2193 not quite, it means while he's young he is also naive and doesn't have experience he's a blank slate ready to grow into whoever he wants to be

[@abmk2193]

@@alexio1942 yeah you're right your definition is much more accurate

[@brianfoley4328]

"Shell out a couple of bucks for a Ho-Ho..." brilliant episode.

[@ossameidireza]

Man Berta is fricking scary!

[@amgharibrahim5494]

and fun

[@salax44]

@@amgharibrahim5494 more scary than fun

[@VixXstazosJOB]

She's a BIKER mom

[@blakebarbee7224]

Oh please she got scared of the witch chick isabella and literally said "Did you see that bitch? I'm outta here". Then charlies mom satan scared her off. So it's pretty clear who's the scariest of all the characters.

[@chaoticdispute3049]

She died 😢

[@nansam5102]

Every second of this is so memorable.

[@RumbleFish69]

These were the great seasons!

[@andileduma417]

Wow Charlie really changed a decent conversation to a naughty one yet Jake still understood👏👏🙌

[@mikerichmond9086]

Uh it’s in the script. Dummy

[@andileduma417]

@@mikerichmond9086 Lol of course like everything else on TV which is why we watch some. So what's your point exactly mubiza?

[@RChamps88]

"Hey, i could have done 20 minutes just licking the icing" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

@Amira Djiar why you just copy every comments ? What's up with you ?

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

@Amira Djiar ok we get it , you like copying , but tell us why you like it so much ?

[@Nainco07]

@@sourabhkarmakar8040 dont you see he Is fucking around?

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

@@Nainco07 i know , I just wanted to know the reason of his fucking around. But now I don't care, i love him cause he's so cute that when someone pointed his spelling mistake in a copy comment he again re copied and comment it with correct spelling. ❤️

[@JSB103]

@@Nainco07, not he... she.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Anson was so good at his role. Such good comic timing and facial expression

[@DhawanGuptaIndia]

one of the best scenes of the show !

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

Sadly Conchata Ferrell passed away RIP you were fantastic as Berta ❤

[@anu1097]

In today's world this show would have been cancelled. I loved this show.

[@MyGodZach]

'In today's world" bla bla, you can also go back to the stone age if you want, you seem more comfortable there.

[@TC-dw6wg]

Yea in today’s sick world!

[@srinidhiacharla1766]

@@MyGodZach this series is not from the stone age? what u on?

[@TheRedDragon54]

This world is more fucked up than anything out there right now

[@bgos4727]

Not it wouldn't. It's still being stream. You guys really need to get over yourself. Like several f up

[@jess7]

Thats why i love this show, I learn new words, plus I laugh, whata great deal 😁

[@soumiksaha1151]

I always love the chemistry between Berta and Charlie

[@jelenajelenic9069]

ONE & ONLY❤❤❤❤❤

[@59771006]

I've seen a blooper for this scene in which Charlie Sheen accidentally says "Those gays" instead of "Those days" it was hilarious.

[@NiVi192]

Douglas Roth Thought the same!

[@Doknot-tb9ey]

That was a hilarious blooper scene.

[@lisayoung5046]

Charlie Sheen made the show!! Without him and Jake all grown up, the show was not worth watching.

[@artygunnar]

This is genius writing!

[@Mario-us7ds]

The virgin Alan vs. the CHAD Charlie

[@VixXstazosJOB]

- inocent question - what's a CHAD -----

[@VixXstazosJOB]

@Moist Gnome ... tf is a simp

[@ApartmentKing66]

Chad? You mean "cad?"

[@carultch]

@@VixXstazosJOB Chad is the stereotypical name for a macho man who gets action all the time. Often you'll see it paired with the name Tyrone. Chad usually means a white man like this, and Tyrone usually means a black man like this.

[@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962]

@@carultch - I'm Vix btw... lost that account lol, don't account - THX So Much. Funny how i knew inmediately what a Tyrone was due to movies XD.

[@caliskanata]

This scene is a life lesson

[@frankkolton1780]

"Hey, I could of done 20 minutes on just licking the icing, but I took the high road". LMAO

[@saimoninuku6032]

Best Uncle ever..🤘🤘😂

[@mr.authentic2505]

Give this another years not much but they will miss this show... Probably one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Just timeless

[@deeptireddy3242]

All the new faces in the house after Charlie left 😏 It doesn't feel same anymore

[@ranjithreddych]

I know right :)

[@ApartmentKing66]

I tell ya, Angus Jones is (or was) one of those gifted child actors. Hard to find kids with his comic chops.

[@dhavalbelurkar8829]

I wish I had uncle Charlie 👌🏻

[@igor256]

he'd throw up over you, you'd listen him stinky drunky wise speaches...

[@SightForMemories]

Charlie is a highscholer in his game, not a grown up.

[@rafaelosorio2251]

@@SightForMemories haha

[@tykim5517]

Yeah rich great advice vacation beach house

[@NiVi192]

That is different, wayyyy different! 😂

[@kumar1400]

Yes, coz he is not humping her and not even wanting to.

[@ApartmentKing66]

@@kumar1400 He wasn't referring to Berta, he was referring to the "party" Berta alluded to when she came into the kitchen.

[@blade78]

Charlie Harper was the MAN!

[@SightForMemories]

Now he's pushing sixty in malibu, a place that hates him.

[@Henry-kz4gn]

so what would alans advice be, if a girl gives you a cupcake buy her a condo/house and deplete all your resources until youre dry and she moves on

[@ariamaze9081]

The writers and actors are genuis!

[@MurkTempers]

The great thing about the dynamic between Alan and Charlie was that they always both had points, and valid arguments. Charlie wants to show Jake the real world, but goes about it in a flawed way. Alan wants to keep Jake safe, and can’t see Charlie’s logic. Then Charlie turns around and fires a huge shot at Alan bringing up his past, justifying his point…

[@Howyaduing]

Yet Britta walked in and help Alan prove that Charlie is no better off than he is.

[@clarkkent8286]

The problem with Alan's way is that it gets boys crushed, Charlie's way keeps boys from over committing and being destroyed

[@robertglenn6911]

If i had an uncle like Charlie my childhood will be awesome

[@nory472]

The best show, the best comedy...no Friends, no TBBT....always was , is and will be the classic :Two and a half Men .....who is watchong in november 2020???

[@jonsnow416]

The booger eater grasped the symbolism. 😅😅😅 LMAO

[@youcefislemboulacel9814]

Was 12 whn i found this show..it rlly helped me grow as a man

[@Bluecloudprod]

"And if the day should come when you find yourself in a cupcake drought... And those days come; don't kid yourself! Well, then you just shell out a couple a bucks for a nice Ho Ho." - Charles Harper, Esq

[@daveschwartz9712]

Charlie is cool. I missed him when he left the show!

[@toxicdswii]

If this series was made today everybody would flip out and would demand to cancel it

[@rafaelosorio2251]

Yeah, cry babies today more than ever

[@akashjain240]

Add the word "prosogynist" to dictionary. That would be a perfect honor for actor like Charlie Sheen.

[@VixXstazosJOB]

.... what's that

[@WillyTung]

To honor a drugged up a-hole?

[@VixXstazosJOB]

wasn't that a thing though

[@bryanr6075]

Willy Tsung both in the show and out 😂

[@ex2c8]

Willy Tsung jeez why are you watching?

[@dorissanchez7519]

I've had cupcakes like that😆😂😂

[@KingJames023]

Ppl like Charlie Harper and Chandler Bing are very very rare 😂😂😂

[@ichigoweeb]

Damn I used to love this growing up. Charlie Sheen was a God in this

[@clarkkent8286]

Charlie was right here in all aspects

[@luisescoto5303]

“Lucky for us he asked me stuff I know about”

[@juliethnarvaezfigueroa3634]

Jajajajajjaja how about your perfect metaphore. No it was a cupcake.

[@hectorramsey318]

Dice "Wow, talk about your perfect metaphor"

[@mranonymous8292]

He's an Australian. If he doesn't use an h send him to the chopping block :)

[@ianrae1546]

This show really was at its height then 😂😂😂

[@AnonymousAnonymous-kb6ik]

still would have been if Charlie never got fired

[@Ciara1594]

"Okay, come here blank slate!" Poor Jake. 😄

[@Wilka2019]

Jake is lucky to have an uncle like Charlie 👍

[@rashtopdog8049]

Thank you I've been looking 4 this seen 4 weeks

[@danex360]

I remember this episode. I did the exact same thing Charlie did. Looked on a dictionary for misogynist

[@joshfactor1]

You know, it occurs to me if her mom baked it, she probably made enough for the whole class so this whole discussion is moot

[@juliethnarvaezfigueroa3634]

Charlie... I love you!!!

[@SightForMemories]

Hi Rose.

[@kaycyrus4251]

We all love the Cupcakes, doesn't mean we have to Love the Baker....

[@classicalperformances8777]

The sad thing is that more mothers SHOULD be giving their daughters the same speech

[@atulkumar-pk8dk]

Hahaha...this is the best tv show of all time 😂😂

[@Liitebulb]

To be honest Charlie wasn't a misogynist. He was a cynic.

[@zerosaber257]

F C never listen to an Allan lol he's a doormat cancer cell

[@VixXstazosJOB]

@@zerosaber257 how's confrontating a point being a Cancer.... more like people in this day and age should learn to take the fact there's confronting oppinions in us all - i agree with CHARKIE btw - I want to imagine you must be young, if it is a post 25 yo posting this i might try some bleach sometime lol

[@zerosaber257]

@@VixXstazosJOB Ok Male Feminist Boomer.

[@ApartmentKing66]

Cynic? Maybe. Realist? Definitely.

[@ShubhamPatil-rl4jk]

@@ApartmentKing66 lol Alan's a realist??? He's optimistic and always hopes for good and does stupid stuff

[@ludmillagutomo]

this is one of the best conversations ever 😂😂😂

[@fil-can4868]

There can be another Charlie Sheen. He's the one and he'll be "The Only One".

[@everythingisawesome2903]

can't*

[@adoziersyoutube1636]

That was a good question that Alan ask Charlie

[@yuvrajseth1352]

If I was in ALAN'S place, I would happily let my son learn from a man like Charlie, I would never want him to become like alan

[@sam2011ize]

Every one needs an uncle Charlie...👍

[@adolfojauregui1]

Deberían hacer una rola con estas sabías enseñanzas

[@joseywales7930]

Dont confuse cupcakes and love. We all love cupcakes. Doesn't mean you have to love the baker....I'm dead

[@drak3661]

Everyone needs an uncle charlie

[@azaelcp]

I started using cupcake as a eufemism

[@akinkunmimarytemitope2537]

Berta stole this scene.

[@asahel980]

I think the Hoho is the punch line, it fits perfectly

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

And also Ding dong and elbows in case of Alan 🤣

[@haltdie]

hahahahahahhaha so funny! yet so true!!! great video

[@Ali-jm5jm]

Charlie is so spot on. If you don’t live by his philosophy, you’ll end up being an Alan and no one will care.

[@Cardlimits]

in jake's situation it is easy to fall for someone because he or she gives you something, you gotta find the intentions if you're going to associate the gift, otherwise, you gotta just shake it off.

[@manelisigwala9322]

Jake knew this whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shreyashrane2832]

I love you Charlie 😭😭😭

[@smith806]

Best analogy on this show😂😂😂😂

[@davellewashington6328]

A Really Good Cupcake🎂

[@johnmoore1049]

Goddamn I miss watching this with my father.

[@Doctor_Odin]

Is it pretty funny Alan calls him a misogynist when all Charlie did was spread a very liberated view on relationships that women use all the time especially out there. the whole no need to feel obligated to one person just cuz they did/gave you something.

[@kumar1400]

True.

[@VixXstazosJOB]

Do WOMEN then are the ones that Do That in the end...... GEZZ XD

[@SightForMemories]

Doctor Odin, are you a mysoginist?

[@eduardocortez8583]

This advice hits home especially nowadays

[@TyfoiD75]

I actually do think that I need to buy whole series up until aschton and learn different languages. During covid fluhysteria, ive been learning norwegian and italian basics.

[@Drtirath]

Ok blank slate ... listen up ... ha ha ha... charlie 😂😂😂

[@kiraninnocent2524]

We all wish we had Uncle Charlie like Jake did ❣️

[@anistabanji4275]

There's plenty cupcakes in the world 🌍

[@theunderrated86]

That Berta coming out of nowhere got me.

[@billdanitz5954]

The Writers for this show are geniuses! After Charlie left it was nowhere near as good.

[@ThatBoyMarcus]

"Hey i could've done 20 minutes just on licking the icing" LMAO I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@ThatBoyMarcus]

Charlie Sheen is gold this analogy is genius and hilarious LMAO 😂😂😂😂