Two and a Half Men : Who's Vod Kanockers

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[@rakeshverma7895]

Alan-"Oh! what a loving gesture" Charlie-"Aw!Bite me" 😂

[@Financiallygoated]

“ relax she’s a cop... or she used to a cop... or she’s wanted by the cops” lmao

[@TheGodGamr]

Married to a cop!

[@HaywardEntertainment]

Beautiful and Dangerous Ahhh.....

[@dantony4110]

Hi Daniel

[@ICEMAV114]

I know she mentioned cops

[@presidentherberthoover2570]

I know she mentioned cops

[@connorwatson7823]

"Mud slide kills 600 religious pilgrims, and yet both my ex-wives live on". 😂

[@echo12crisis]

He's talking about Judith and Kandy? Right

[@rolandegresits1403]

TheCrises 🤦‍♂️👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@caci111]

@@echo12crisis I prefer Kandy

[@mrbreezeet1]

@@echo12crisis yes, Judith and Kandi.

[@smallworldafterall09]

Makes me giggle every time..

[@Minolla]

Charlie was deep down sooooo sweet. I know this is comedy, but it made me sad when he said he gave Mia up for his brother. Family is everything

[@jojames6621]

i know hes not really a bad person in the show as it appears

[@baumcollcsame7871]

Bro's before hos's!! 👍👍

[@andrewcundill3660]

He didn’t do it for Alan. He used him as an excuse because he got cold feet. He would’ve gotten back with Mia otherwise

[@steviebro0538]

"Oh bite me"

[@buck8266]

@@andrewcundill3660 nope it was for alan

[@Cardlimits]

It's always sweet when Charlie sacrifices for his family when they're in need. what happens afterward really doesn't reflect.

[@maxxymrice6200]

Charlie could have asked Mia to take him back after Alan moved out but instead, he went back to his old ways, so it's his fault he lost Mia.

[@StarboyXL9]

For all his destructive habits, Charlie was smart to stay single.

[@walkstall8390]

Everybody is better off single...

[@walkstall8390]

@@im1who84u absolutely

[@truckstuart1596]

im1who84u lmao go to therapy dude i’m about the biggest anti-feminist i know and that paragraph made me wanna drink the sjw kool aid. where in the fuck r u from lol what is that a goddamn manifesto

[@MrHamSandwhich]

im1who84u The amount of time it took you to type that out you could’ve gotten laid and still had time to watch the game. Crack a joke don’t type out the gospel

[@princeosars3298]

@@truckstuart1596 lol

[@fernandomelgar892]

There so many reasons to hit alan, but I notice charlies an actually peaceful man.

[@HasufelyArod]

Fern Melg name fivr

[@mr.l8723]

True

[@123RADIOactive]

Well.... he did hit Alan a couple times right after the credits rolled around. Once with the wooden stick part of a broom and the other time he was slapped.

[@alexreilly6121]

Please tell me by 'hit' you mean.....'Assassinate'...Cos you're right :)

[@AttilatheThrilla]

He hits him many times through the show..

[@m.a.1416]

A: Oh what a loving gesture C : Oh bite me 😂.

[@CommonCent]

A M um seeing who said that, I highly recommend he doesn't follow through with that 😏

[@hewamamyounis6096]

Its B

[@marcusgorfer386]

@@hewamamyounis6096 bharley harper?

[@peasmehasselberg975]

@@hewamamyounis6096 Well, the alphabet goes A, B, C..., but if you go by initials, it's A for Alan and C for Charlie.

[@henrythompson5224]

😂😂😂 700th like🎉🎊

[@atulkumar-pk8dk]

I remember this episode and I remember how much I laughed, this sitcom was the best thing on tv

[@josephroessler8696]

Until Ashton Kuthcer took over & sucked it dry.😂😂

[@atulkumar-pk8dk]

@@josephroessler8696 true mate, I never watched a single episode of Ashton Kutcher's 😏😄

[@Butterfly-ue1ph]

Charlie really did love his brother and care about him, Alan just took him for granted and only thought about himself!

[@dantony4110]

Hi Daniel and Mam dog Molly walking today love you babe lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 💗😊🤠💖😁☺️🤠💖

[@daveportillo1533]

I liked how he poured a cup of coffee for Alan without asking

[@10ones]

When Alan left Charlie and Mia never got back together so deep down Charlie didn’t want to marry Mia

[@abehambino]

Only a tool would marry a woman after what she did.

[@rogerhawkins6433]

Ummmm….. it’s a TV SHOW!

[@CommonCent]

I can't be the only one wishing that Charlie tackled Alan 😏

[@Isaic02]

Trollface Killa I was hoping he threw the coffee in his face.

[@imonsanyal]

He actually did it .... Else how did they show the clip??🤣🤣

[@katesatriani]

No! He had nice points but he was such a whiny, needy, whingy character who was such a cheapskate and a sponger- funny on a sitcom I guess but most people wouldn't want to live with him.

[@dantony4110]

Hi Daniel Brown dog Molly Mam lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 💗😊🤠💖

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Damn the writers were good. Everything Charlie says is golden.

[@dantony4110]

Hi Daniel Xbox 360 now Christine dog Molly walking today lol xxxxxxxxxxx

[@roundglobesetter]

I can never get enough of this show..... Charlie Sheen should have won all t best actor Emmy awards for all t seasons

[@kimetmorina2890]

The thought chalie had to tackle his brother absolutely killed me LMAOO never even saw that coming

[@tmanepic]

And yet we still don't know who Vod Kanockers is...

[@jayNicks10]

tmanepic yes, who is this Vod Kanockers that they speak of?

[@trendygirl3489]

Vod kanockers is actually Vodka Knockers referring to Evelyn Harper’s fake boobs and her drink of choice

[@alexreilly6121]

It's a secret.

[@BrennanBarrier]

The names Kanockers……VOD, Kanockers

[@MrChopp3r]

The name "Vod Kanockers" sounds like an exotic foreign porn star😂

[@krysrdz4066]

The two times Charlie's relationships ended were due to Alan: the first time Charlie broke up with Mia because she wanted to kick him out of the house ... the second time with Chelsea. She met a handsome lawyer because Alan had legal problems 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 funny and sad at the same time

[@vishbar4262]

One of the best sequence of the entire freaking show... Still laughs me up c

[@martirosmartiros9654]

Charlie is the best with his big heart

[@Al-ck1fe]

Those 3 guys and the mom and Berta melded perfectly, Jake was an excellent actor when he was young. It's a shame that he had to grow up and Charlie left. In my opinion this show was the closest any show has ever gotten to being as good as Married With Children.

[@Amanda-xw5mi]

To be fair Alan never knew why Charlie didn't marry Mia. So when he was pushing the topic he didn't know. But the end part... Alan should have gotten tackled 😂

[@maxxymrice6200]

Charlie: Alan the only thing in this box that could put a smile on my face is your severed head.

[@Bluecloudprod]

"Relax... She's a cop... Or was a cop... Or is wanted by the cops... I know she mentioned cops..." - Charles Harper, Esq

[@Sphemus]

"She's MARRIED to a cop!"

[@seankennedybornladiesman1612]

Tow and have men one one of my favourite show

[@rocky99949]

It's Charlie's house Alan, what do you care? LOL

[@Dane_Youssef]

@mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen They do... much to Charlie's chagrin.

[@arielbanks5557]

EXACTLY!! Why does he give so many fucks about what Charlie did in HIS house??!!

[@rocky99949]

@@arielbanks5557 ABSOLUTELY!! He shouldn't! Lol. :D

[@Junior-lc2im]

@@arielbanks5557 idk Maybe because they are brothers and he wouldn't like to see his brother dying in a puddle of booze or killed by a crazy woman who walks around with a gun

[@dantony4110]

Hi

[@Southern_Crusader]

When he put that coffee cup down I knew as an older brother what had to follow up.

[@Thinkaboutit803]

RIP Barta

[@dantony4110]

Hi Daniel 😊

[@bigd2911]

She’s married to a cop😂😂😂

[@KidstaSam]

Charlie was not as bad as he made Alan and others to be. This scene proves that behind that talented jingle writer and casanova exterior, there was a caring big brother too.

[@daveschwartz9712]

Great episode!!!!!

[@mirrorgem5931]

He was telling the truth she wanted Alan to leave but Charlie did all that for him

[@forever_golfer1981]

Herb, Charlie, and Alan were all hot shots at one time.

[@jesseaguilar3574]

There is no comedy show better then 2 and a helf man

[@trevon444]

In Alan’s defence he was genuinely trying to give Charlie advice he thought would be helpful.

[@blackdemonknight]

I mean yeah, he didn't know at the time that Mia wanted Alan kicke dout

[@fjb4932]

Unsolicited advice is very seldom appreciated ...

[@kingdomcome180]

Dude had two failed marriages and he wants to give advice to a man living the good life. Yeah not worth listening too

[@trevon444]

kingdomcome180 you can learn lessons things from anything and anywhere man, even the homeless dude on the street could teach u something

[@kingdomcome180]

I am well aware of how to gain knowledge. I prefer credible sources however. Just because you have a thought or opinion doesn’t make it a fact. What makes you think I don’t know how to gain information? Not every one is trustworthy. hard workers are hard to find. Every one is replaceable. Now if you didn’t know these things before hand, I am glad to have taught you something. Now if you did then the information was simply review. You’re welcome

[@shebinpaul6073]

It's really sad that Charlie was a good man and Chuck Lorre in the later seasons made the character bad just so that he could have his revenge. He also made Alan completely shameless.

[@danyjr]

Man this show was great, you have no idea how much I loved it. I would have loved it to carry on with a sober Sheen, I would have happily watched it to this day. Alas, the show got worse from the moment Sheen went downhill and Kutcher replacing him was the final nail in the coffin for this show.

[@tsoul1333]

so where is the part about Vod ka nockers, huh?

[@Victor-pv5sc]

Well that's the name of the episode

[@MageisHero]

@@Victor-pv5sc but its not the whole episode ;)

[@alexibarra4254]

MageisHero no one said it was

[@MageisHero]

@@alexibarra4254 You missed the point...

[@priyadarshinihal3934]

@@alexibarra4254 you sound stupid trying to be smart

[@nitinkapoor72791]

oh bite me best dialogue

[@Jakemufcfan]

Reminder Charlie deep down loves Alan always

[@dantony4110]

Hi Daniel Xbox 360 games now lol xxxxxxxxxxx 💙

[@vova47]

I'm glad Charlie dumped Mia. Couldn't stand that woman.

[@jasonl3154]

vova47 her and Chelsea both were so unbelievably annoying. Starting shit and bitching in every single episode

[@TayR0C]

Chelsea was the worst thing to happen to the show until Ashton Kutcher.

[@alfonsecoppola5938]

hot but awful singer,that was a great episode

[@vennox_3]

Hated all his girlfriends in the first place. Charlie deserved better.

[@warrencramer4516]

He had a knack for finding beautiful but annoying women...

[@puneet7885]

I had give up anything for a brother like charlie

[@Thanos_Freakshow795]

I have no brother but when you have a big sister and folks who were arranged to married at a certain time & place. You have no liberty, no peace, and no happiness although I kind of do but surprising your elders is the last thing you should do.

[@davellewashington2674]

Damn Alan You Went There

[@briancossey4773]

2 and half men with Charlie Sheen was priceless! Add Conchata Farrel/"Berta" with her tongue-in-cheek/shoot-from-the-hip delivery, and it was gold! Alan was the sort of person that if he weren't family, you'd hide from him and deny you ever knew him. Jake was good for the first few seasons, but as time wore on and he grew up, all you could say was "God, please do NOT let him breed!".

[@realistic.optimist]

NO the stupidest thing Charlie ever did was let you stay there more than one week! Alan Harper is a perfect example of a legally of age male that never became a man because his father was not around; Charlie not far from it but at least Charlie sees the world in terms of how it is not how it should be.

[@AaronGuest]

I mean, Charlie is the reason why Alan is there in the first place, because Charlie caused Alan's lawyer to give up everything he had because he basically scorned her.

[@jonafangk1288]

The show was lit on the early seasons, when Jake Was young.... Jack grew up and Charlie's gone and went straight to trash real fast 😒

[@austinmachete521]

Classic jack

[@marilyncampbell7055]

Jeke Khiangte It’s Jake actually. But your right. The show is trash without Charlie.

[@jonafangk1288]

@@marilyncampbell7055 thanks.. Didn't know i made mistake there 🤪

[@mrbreezeet1]

@@marilyncampbell7055 Yeah, sucked after Charlie Sheen left.

[@fanelskejovic77]

Charlie was perhaps in many ways and many areas an arrogant fool with lots of faults and problems, but in the end, he was always a loving and caring big brother 😇

[@hellinemarques6458]

Mia wasn't the best thing that ever happened to Charlie, Chelsea was.

[@Thanos_Freakshow795]

Chelsea, Betsy, Angie, Chloe, Courtney, Dolores Pasternak, Gabrielle, Isabella, Judith, Kandi, Linda Harris, Lisa, Liz, Lydia, Melissa, Mia, Michelle, Myra Melnick, Sherri, and Rose were clearly not for Charlie. If Charlie met Walden's X Girlfriend Zoey I think they would've kicked Alan Harper out of the beachhouse like the horrible people they are and live happily ever after.

[@tracynation2820]

Excellent. 💙 T.E.N.

[@garryoak]

I liked the video bc of that first quote

[@mahatabhossen8707]

Who asked you to move back and watch 😂😂😂

[@fredo5597]

Charlie loved allen

[@BlacKnightRising]

'mudslide kills six-hundred religious pilgrims.' 'and yet both my ex-wives live onnnn...' LOL

[@vineetaggarwal4148]

A shout out to my hometown of Detroit from one of my favorite shows

[@lustrals1273]

I guess that made it even, Charlie took it away from Alan, and Alan took it away from Charlie

[@jasonbailey4406]

This show rock's the best sh!t too funny😂😅😅😅😅

[@VirtualDark2295]

I know this is a show but it was funny seeing Charlie thinking about how badly he wanted to hurt Alan even though the people in charge made it look like it was only happening in his mind

[@sachokura8262]

That opening lines

[@maxxymrice6200]

Though, Charlie broke up with Mia because she wanted Alan to move out, but he didn't want Alan to move out. Then, Alan immediately married Kandi and moved out, and instead of rushing to get Mia back he just shamelessly went back to his old ways. Overall, it's his own fault Mia left him.

[@greywolf368]

@1:25 you can hear the fake coffee sizzle cause its coke. Hahaha

[@WilliamDalituicama]

😂😂😂 this show is too good

[@Chrisman77]

Charlie hates coke. Just likes the way it smells.

[@Ibelikemj]

Chrisman77 he’s more of a tiger blood guy anyway

[@trevorphillips2649]

0:35 How YOU doin'?!

[@dantony4110]

Hi Daniel

[@FalconZ_ae]

How is Franklin and Michael, Trevor?

[@dantony4110]

Daniel and Thomas and Paul and Peter and James tomorrow Ken and Louise lol xxxxxxxxxxx

[@FalconZ_ae]

@@dantony4110 ???

[@dantony4110]

Ok

[@PraveenKumar-xj9cf]

He poured two cups..thats sweet

[@willypeeters6136]

Dang Angus! I can't get this out of my mind Vod Kanockers keeps popping in my mind...

[@tammiprice6351]

One of Angus' funniest clips

[@mr.l8723]

Charlie kept saying he might kill Alan one day

[@joshkramer9654]

Best brothers LoL

[@jamesroyal1739]

Charlie, I am so glade , as far as I can tell ,you did not take out your frustration because of the drugs and alcohol, on Allen, on set ,as it seems to appear , I have been a jerk to my coworkers, before I started to learn about my addections, knowing you well have no chance of denying your actions , might play a part in keeping it together, for the money ,not your coworker, believe me I know , no one is your friend or your brother when your on that cloud at work , anyhow thanks for the years yall, you were the best , but as i face my time is about up place I am laughing at u guys right now ,real time

[@deanfirnatine7814]

Kandi kicking him out, ouch

[@BrotherRed53]

A gun in the house😱😱😱 The sight of a woman conceal carrying 😱😱😱😱😱😱 Quit being a baby Alan lmao🤣

[@guypeate3628]

Charlie at 2:43, 3:01 and 3:25

[@sitrakaforler8696]

It was a funny show

[@sammehlberg6664]

"Oh"

[@mindscan420]

Ah I guess it's the beginning of the episode my bad

[@kimlatta4053]

Freaking Awesome👍👍

[@cainandabel7059]

All the people who think of Charlie as this great guy who took his brother in, think again. Charlie took Alan and his kid in because he was lonely and he broke up with Mia not because he wanted to keep Alan close but because he was afraid of commitment.

[@basba_qal]

You'll never know how many times I told my brothers NOT to go there, and had the same thoughts to just kick the crap out of them for not appreciating my sacrifice. I did a LOT for them, yet none truly behaved like a real brother. Always, "Thank God" and that "God" had sent me for their rescue. They would die for that God but not lift a finger to help me in times of need. Then I did he ultimate thing. I severed ALL ties and I haven't seen any of them again, well, yet. You never know when their God is in need of more money, shelter or tuition fees for their plethora of kids. Isn't life just EFFIN funny.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

That's good old christianity for ya. People never taking responsibility for their own actions and always praising their magical sky daddy instead of real people who actually help them.

[@WardenSpectreCommander]

Crazy part about it . I'd do the same thing for my brother in a heartbeat.

[@missairikatarot]

Vodka knockers is Marlene Doyle cheating on Mike Doyle with Kurt Cobain and Brandon Boyd

[@zachzitzow8306]

He just poked the bee hive

[@kdubs9111]

You're divorced twice because you cower in the presence of a revolver

[@LilithsOwn303]

I don't think Mia would have let Allan back in. And rightfully so, such a freeloader!!

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Alan's exactly the type of simp to tell Charlie the control freak Mia was the good one for him. Cleaned up, perhaps, but she took it too far, stopping him doing things that were harmless because she didn't like them.

[@TheRedDragon54]

Allen is a beautiful example of why you should never get married never had kids and always get a prenup if you do

[@heidimurphy4463]

True

[@jeffcrisafulli2258]

I can't save us until there's war.

[@tsoul1333]

who else said uh oh the moment he put down the mug?

[@lyndelbeckwith1706]

This show was great when Charlie Sheen was on it. Went to crap once Kelso got on it.

[@meadster308]

I'm still shocked they milked the show for another four years without Sheen.

[@lyndelbeckwith1706]

@@meadster308 riiiiight? It sucked for 4 years.

[@Rkenton48]

as a college instructor, i was often asked if I'd ever 'enjoyed' the young college women. "I'm Forty," I'd tell them, "What would I want with a 20 year old girl? Yes, I know how stupid that sounds..."

[@jayNicks10]

So Charlie and Mia broke up at their wedding, and Alan and Kandi got married almost immediately after. Considering the reasons Charlie gave Alan here, why didn’t Charlie go after Mia to tell her that Alan is moving out and that they can get married and live together just the 2 of them? It’s not like it was too late at that point. She couldn’t have gone far then.

[@chainreaction1703]

Yeah, like that his how hot chics like Mia operate. Mia would not have accepted that excuse. She is too much of a catch.

[@davidtaylor7102]

Charlie should got married to candy

[@kenclark9888]

And where was Vod Kanockers ??

[@itscarter4864]

The show is CRAP without Charlie!

[@EdsterIII]

And this was just the start of the show......

[@a-donflores4836]

I have no idea how there isn't an episode of charlie trying to get away with his brothers murder

[@abehambino]

There is. The episode he’s trying to establish an insanity plea with his therapist

[@falgunpatil2372]

The scene was good except Charlie jumping on Alan shouldn't have been in his dream! 😎😎😎

[@SeanT649]

And the vod knockers bit as advertised - where is that again ?

[@MrArturhM]

Am I going to stop seeing this sometime in the future?

[@77seban]

I missed Charlie Harper 🙄

[@Polar-f2h]

I kinda did, too, when I started watching the episodes with Walden. But at the same time, I really like Walden, and how good of a role model he was on everyone. Kind, smart, polite, well-mannered, a little particular like how Alan used to be, but also brave, calm, honest, and a non-alcoholic who doesn't hit on women or do drugs. Trust me...you'd rather have Walden in the show. But I do kind of miss Charlie being in that show, though. But regardless, I still love Two and a Half Men with or without Charlie.

[@quebecpal1650]

Who asked you to move in and watch 😂

[@boogitybear2283]

Charlie makes any show or movie that much better. Even his Anger Management sitcom was better than TAAAM Seasons 9-12.

[@waakid007]

you don't say...

[@FelipeRVD]

Genius!

[@Wubzzyfan04]

Hey guys one question If season 4 was 2006 what year was season 1

[@HarleyQuinn-nl7zv]

2003

[@MrBrownnn696]

Who asked you to move back in an watch ? Lmfao