Two and a Half Men - Walden and Alan's fight

[@theelypsisproject8724]

"How about a glass door so I can wave you goodbye" this dude is a legend

[@Mitchell_Kirkbride69]

i respect Ashton but Charlie's a real legend

[@gregoryrook-green453]

Sounds like something Charlie would’ve said to alan lol

[@thenewadventuresofhenry6998]

Alan would be homeless without Charlie or Walden.

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

No the little f#$ker would have actually pay for somthing

[@codyreid574]

Alan is broke because of Charlie

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

@@codyreid574 No only i n the sense to keep the show premise. what Charlie did is selfish but Alan could have sued the lawyer and become extremely rich. (IF only to sign a NDA)

[@ltshow4423]

Cody Reid I agree with that

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

oh yea she hit on Charlie after he disclosed his sexual life style and conquests.

[@virtualdark2295]

If Charlie was still living in the house and got along with Walden he would’ve loved to watch this argument.

[@kiwiangeldust6912]

Fr 😂

[@exs890]

I asked them "what is the stupidest thing i could buy?" And they gave me this toaster.

[@dustonlindeman5245]

I love Jon cryer. He made Alan such a moochy bastard

[@connorwatson7823]

"This is me homeless" lol

[@ramyoutubechannel7440]

Walden: This is me saying it's cool that Alan homeless

[@mr.l8723]

What a shock🙄

[@mohamedalnoaimi8156]

Alan character became ridiculous after Charlie left , it’s different when you live with your brother then when your freeloading from a complete stranger, it’s pathetic

[@cluggyahoo]

Entirely agree. His character makes no sense whatsoever

[@fredrichardson8647]

alan became so gay

[@dantemagalhaes9462]

@@cluggyahooit's part of the humor of Alan's character I guess. how he has no shame in sponging hardcore of a complete stranger. I never really liked alan to be honest but I like some other characters on the show

[@TheDarknessOfGames]

How is it not alans house?

[@Dane_Youssef]

@@TheDarknessOfGames Walden put his name on the lease--so technically it's now his house, too.

[@architius]

At this point they wrote Alan poor. I mean he's an self-employed Chiropractor. This dude would make big bank.

[@ninjedi6710]

judith ripped off most of his savings and future income when charlie slept with alan's lawyer

[@Adorador247]

@@ninjedi6710 while that was true at that point of the show Judith is no longer getting alimony from him nor child support he was a self employed chiropractor and a partner at Walden love Alan in. Which supposedly paid 50k/year 🤷🏻‍♂️ just didn’t make any sense for Alan to be this broke I called poor writing and horrible character development 🤷🏻‍♂️ they killed the show

[@torenessa6931]

@@Adorador247 They had to do something to keep the show going, if alan was making what chiropractors actually make there wouldn't be a show

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

He probably never had a lot of clients

[@ГеоргиДимитров-ы7х]

Walden mentioned once in season 10 or 11 that Alan's office was shut down and in another episode of season 10 or 11 Alan mentioned he wasn't a licensed one, so that explains his lack of income

[@dantemagalhaes9462]

I thought the first couple seasons with Walden were ok. The last season was bad, and their series finale was by far the worst finale I've ever seen

[@daveme1239]

awww, their first fight

[@draconiusgames]

Lol

[@UmarFarooq-yx7rw]

Plz don't make it gay

[@fredrichardson8647]

@@UmarFarooq-yx7rw it was already gay after charlie left

[@fredrichardson8647]

but they kissed and made up later

[@dr.j.bettis--md9697]

@@fredrichardson8647 Haha. Right. Alan IS A Closet Case Wee-Nee Bandit. Everything about his character was gay in some way shaper or form.

[@tjsmith7355]

If Walden or Charlie hadn’t taken in Alan, he’d be living in the oil-leaking Volvo

[@androsram641]

Alan: This is me homeless That was his biggest mistake: *Having self esteem* 😂😂😂

[@arcticangel1628]

What’s wrong with him having self-esteem?

[@androsram641]

@@arcticangel1628 In alans case, who had been a freeloader for 13 years, he really shouldnt have gotten mad at walden because: A. Alan is not exactly irreplaceable. *You dont bite the hand that feeds you.* B. Everything walden said was true but he wasnt as mean or hurtful as Charlie or Evelyn or Judith or Bertha or Lindsey or Jake or basically everyone else alan knew. He should have just stood there and take it.

[@arcticangel1628]

andros ram Don’t you think Alan’s taken enough already? Even after Charlie was the reason he lost his own home due to the relationship with the divorce lawyer and had to resort to looking to stay at someone’s else place and ending up at Charlie’s and living there for those 13 years?

[@androsram641]

@@arcticangel1628 I grew up watching TAAHM. I used to feel sorry for Alan until I realized half of his misfortunes was caused by his unbelievable bad luck and the other half was caused by his cheapness and laziness. He had to pay alimony to judith and Kandi and also child support to judith. Then again, he stopped paying alimony to judith by season 4, he also only had to pay alimony to kandi for less than a year, he stopped paying child support when jake turned 18 and he had business and a few girlfriends that actually put up with him in the beginning. At some point, it stopped being about Alan having bad luck. He simply stopped trying.

[@evolutiontail5697]

@@androsram641 nice breakdown 💯💯💯

[@evolutiontail5697]

Then walden comes begging for alan in the end. What a joke.

[@prithvirajmannur2775]

He didnt beg. he came to call him back

[@fredrichardson8647]

@@prithvirajmannur2775 begging walden had no balls

[@carterpewterschmidt1741]

Well in Alan's defence the toaster did kinda break out of nowhere.

Hi mr pewterschmidt

[@viniciusgmachado1204]

Be nice to your son-in-law, Carter, Peter.

[@lilJimmyJim]

If I remember correctly he tried to poke inside it while it was on causing him to get electrocuted causing the toaster to catch fire

[@evolutiontail5697]

@@lilJimmyJim that's because toast wasn't coming out.

[@evanthebourne]

When he goes to Lindsey Alan: I am not going back to Waldens. I have my self-respect but if we are going to live together, you will have to pay for everything I need and want. That s the kind of man I am. He actually wonders why Walden kicked him out. SERIOUSLY.

[@dr.j.bettis--md9697]

That's what I'm sayin'. Alan was an unthankful parasite. He sat on a "Holier Than Thou High-Horse" when he was lower than the people he knocked.

[@bigd2911]

They all want Alan gone and wants he goes they miss him😂

[@IkesDaddelbox]

00:26 The way he said forwent was hilarious. XD

[@davidkraft314]

To be fair, no one asked Walden to come and buy this house. He just ended up on deck soak and wet because the ocean was too cold and said hey I'm buying your house

[@torenessa6931]

Alan said he had to sell it

[@prithvirajmannur2775]

For someone who is living off a free life, alan has got an attitude

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

"Because it's free" 😂😂😂

[@jaylife1077]

Okay okay maybe I should go

[@ML_MALATJI]

I started using the word FORWENT because of that gentleman up there.

[@havocinio]

I agree that Charlie was the best, but the show was still good after Ashton came in. A character replacing another character is never a success. The first character will always be loved more, same as fresh prince of bel-air, the 2 mothers. Or when exactly Charlie Sheen replaced Michael J. Fox in Spin city.

[@premiumdude8353]

Havoc that 70s show is in the same category. since Eric left and randy came in, it got boring.

[@len1991100]

Yes, and the same thing happen in Bewitched when Alice Pearce dies and Sandra Gould take the part of Gladys Kravitz..

[@iyarkayinillakanam2404]

yes but last few seasons were horrible, it went so downhill not only Ashton is to blame , even writing etc went downhill

[@mohamedalnoaimi8156]

I never cared for Eric in that 70s Show so I was fine with him leaving

[@ZackTuNan]

And Spartacus

[@timothychavis5291]

And this is me homeless. A never ending story by Alan Harper

[@UmarFarooq-yx7rw]

Hats 🎩 off to the writers of this show 😂🤣. Well written dialogues

[@ir10031981]

Walden is like Kelso, Charlie was more like Hyde. in 70's Show comparisons.

[@llarmstrong783]

ir10031981 maybe Walden is kelsos son

[@OscarHernandez18600]

Expect that Kelso was funnier than Walden.

[@charlottebarnes6761]

We missed Charlie nobody can replace Charlie it never was the same.

[@fredrichardson8647]

and then walton wanted him to come back , me i would have been dancing that alan was gone

[@TheAnimeStreamer]

brings back memories...

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

aLAN COULD HAVE SUED HIS LAWYER when she slept with Charlie. Remember *SHE PURSUED CHARLIES* Charlie said O.K. so the was a conflict of interest on her part. and if alan did sued, the Firm she worked with could have been liable also. so everything that happen to Alan is BECAUSE OF ALAN@!!@!!!

[@weldingengineer4715]

EXACTLY.... Finally, Someone With Some Common Sense Who See's Thru Alan's Bull 💩. Alan Was And Is A Completely Irresponsible Guy. PROOF? At The End Of Season 3, He Wins Half A Million Dollars And Blows It, Irresponsibly, Within 4 MONTHS.... Honestly, I couldn't Stand Him. He was more of a Piece Of 💩 Than The People He Complained And Cried About

[@tomxaider2058]

After so many years leeaching of Charlie, Alan doesn't learn a fucking thing!!

[@podsmpsg1]

Living in Charlie and Walden's house, eating their food, using their bathroom, etc.

[@fredrichardson8647]

and farting allover the house making it smell like a porta potty that hasn't been cleaned out in a year

[@catalinaojeda7985]

does anyone know what season is that episode

[@renodangle]

The 9:04 from Pemberton, season 10, episode 18

[@catalinaojeda7985]

Ho thanks 😁

[@Wienbewohner]

@@renodangle thank you my brother

[@Coconutcase90]

Brilliant!

[@Keneisenuo_Sorhie]

Charlie's old grand piano place😭

[@81094aj]

All this crap about it not being funny anymore, here's a radical idea- STOP WATCHING. I, for one, loved the show from start to finish.

[@dantemagalhaes9462]

It was the best when Charlie was around. The first couple seasons with Walden were ok. But the last season it really seemed like they stopped trying. I watched seasons 1-11 so I figured might as well finish the series

[@judeconradfrancis]

i love them both :p

[@ELThorify]

People should seriously stop saying stuff like "we need charlie back",charlie's better"or i haven't seen 2 1/2 men since charlie left".Its getting old and dumb.If you dont like ashton's acting just don't watch.

[@devious5797]

Anyone else catch it was daylight out the window behind Walden and dark when Alan went outside

[@vincenzotruisi2866]

Episode?

[@nicholasemiranda3057]

0:56 that’s a good point since he would have Killed himself if it wasn’t for Alan stopping him

[@andrewcundill3660]

Alan should consider the toaster as rent

[@ryang6181]

There was some good shows after this not too many but a few

[@weldingengineer4715]

Alan Became A Real Piece Of 💩 And Damn Near Unbearable As The Show Went On. They Needed To Let This Show Die When Charlie Left.... Str-8 Up.

[@valeria-militiamessalina5672]

The choice of art is interesting

[@jesusventuradelatorre2654]

Admit that walden was a great character

[@eYeYanka]

I can't believe they are arguing over a toaster...

[@Aydee2020]

lmao I don't know why but this cracked me up more than I should.

[@Wienbewohner]

Which episode

[@May04bwu]

I love Walden :D

[@theelypsisproject8724]

May04bwu same at first I was upset they fired Charlie but I watched a few episodes and I don't y sweat and why people don't like him after watching it

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Maybe Walden was actually channeling Charlie, much of what he says here sounds similar to Charlie when he throws Alan out.

[@dragonknight5509]

What is the season?

[@filmtheory783]

Season 10 ep 18 "The 9:04 from Pemberton "

[@mr.l8723]

Nothing good ever came of his life since meeting Alan Harper

[@googleacc6022]

Nah, Charlie had the charisma that a lot of people desired. Walden and Alan were too similar in the characters

[@eaubert1]

You can really sense how Ashton Kutcher is thinking to himself: "If I had to be my character, would I really put up with this sponge?"

[@gregoryrook-green453]

where?

[@jaquanscott1890]

@@gregoryrook-green453 Alan is a freeloader and acting like it’s his house

[@TheTibetyak]

I remember those words from my now ex-wife: "You would be lost without me." The Land of The Lost has been a pretty good journey.

[@joshfactor1]

Well, you can still wave goodbye to him if he leaves out the back door

[@kingemmanuelshow549]

I'm homeless right now... It is no damn joke... Sometimes you got to take s*** so you get on your feet...

[@premiumdude8353]

this show took a nose dive since Charlie left.

[@dantemagalhaes9462]

I actually thought the first couple seasons with Walden weren't too bad. Not the same as with Charlie of course. But the final season was pretty shitty

[@fredrichardson8647]

@JOHNNY S. boy it did

[@jalengarcia3099]

Same fight Alan had with Charlie

[@paratrooper990]

It's obvious that not only is Alan an unapologetic sponge, but that he has no respect for other peoples belongings or property. He never seemed sorry for burning Lindsay's house down. Walden was not unreasonable asking Alan to replace the glass toaster, as stupid as Alan might think the toaster is.

[@rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Forego, forewent, forgone. It is "I forewent" but "I have forgone".

[@virtualdark2295]

“I don’t even know why I live here?” He’s one to talk since he never paid rent even when Charlie used to live in that house.

[@williamzhao2521]

so homoerotic

[@Dane_Youssef]

They need each other.

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

Imagine that scene with Charlie , way more funnier 😭😭😭😭

[@alexlkklkl3667]

Imagine one of your friends saying way more funnier and how much shit you'd give them. I wont give you any I just want you to think on that

[@fredrichardson8647]

did walden fire alan from the board of walden's company??

[@ashleybrown5382]

Sometimes they’re like the Modern Day Version of the Hatfields & the McCoys.

[@jarradwalk2160]

I like Walden's dress style

[@ollsmz9887]

0:41

[@eYeYanka]

What's a Halaf man?

[@eYeYanka]

haha walden is a billionaire and alan thinks he can insult him, ha!

[@georgebrice3831]

Jeff Dunham+ well he is more funnier than Walden

[@georgebrice3831]

Caleb Mayfield+ that freeloader carried the show while Walden is pretty boy bore so that my point fool

[@geoffreyfeinberg9792]

Ashton Kutcher kinda killed the show after Charlie Sheen was fired. No wonder he didn't get any awards or nominations.

[@loganarnold00]

I hate it where they give Walden Charlie’s house instead of it going straight to Alan besides Walden shouldn’t have to try and make Alan leave Alan’s been there a lot longer than he has

[@fredrichardson8647]

alan couldn't afford the beach house ,what was he going to do stay there until the bank throw him out on the street

[@loganarnold00]

Charlie’s money should have been with the house so whoever got the house his money should have been with it

[@alexchelseafan]

looks like someone is jealous..

[@jorgemondaca131]

That's what i felt like walking out of my girls life Omg I'm alan

[@melanieparker]

How does Alan find ways to worm himself back into people's lives he has ruined?

[@petergriffin7908]

The toaster did technically break easily out of nowhere, dont think that makes it right that he had to purchase a new one.

[@missfarry3222]

Ashton is so funny

[@tylersmith9465]

I really want Charlie back

[@chrismartin4502]

This reminds me of Charlie and Alan season 5 no one‘s welcome here

[@YawMoney]

Shade!!!

[@DarthJeyDawg83]

Lol man Alan is ballsy, he keeps how u say, bite the hand that feeds you... lol

[@ayushpratapsingh1980]

🤣🤣❤️

[@KevinRCFree28]

it is really not Ashton's fault that he had got such a superficial character and not a happy go lucky ass wrangler like Charlie's.He is a great talented actor.

[@jaquanscott1890]

It’s because he on in storyline that had nothing to do with him

[@tombailey837]

Really? Watch his role as Bill Gates

[@eYeYanka]

lol

[@ollsmz9887]

Lex Luthor when he has no money left then he’s broke and homeless 2:03

[@gregoryrook-green453]

Walden is basically Charlie lmao

[@Netherwolf6100]

Charlie didn't leave Alan with anything at all? Wow

[@carterpewterschmidt1741]

+Netherwolf6100 Such a good brother, NOT! Although alan does appear to just want to sponge off people rather than taking responsibility for himself.

[@stevemyopinion423]

+Nick Carter in season 1, he was working a lot and paying his ex wife almost 4000 a mouth in support. and I think he also had to pay child support,

[@carterpewterschmidt1741]

az21bob666 Yea and then she later ends up marrying herb so he doesn't have to pay shit as far as candy goes I'm not sure what happened.

[@MostWantedOso]

he left the house to alan and walden bought it from alan cause alan didnt have money to keep living in the house

[@kazkk2321]

The ego. Poor Alan . As much as I hate him I should give him this one

[@tankdogization]

The parasitic leech

[@yalc-04]

Everyone: Walden sucks Charlie is better Me: I can't like Charlie and Walden?

[@ndwhxsc]

its forgone but nvm its suppose to be ridiculous its a comedy afterall

[@billychd5767]

1:34 ENTYFY YOURSELF SURE😂

[@hansiesilver2991]

Without alan u would had comited suicide, alan save ur life, and gave u the ideia to live in that beach house

[@fredrichardson8647]

alan didn't save walden ,walden save his self because the ocean was too cold

[@hansiesilver2991]

@@fredrichardson8647 watch the show dude

[@fredrichardson8647]

@@hansiesilver2991 I did buckroo

[@jodeg205]

When Charlie was on the show he was cooler then Allen and now Allen is cooler then Walden. Walden acts more childish then Allen.

[@numetalinkin]

Who the fuck is Allen? Is he unscrewing something?

[@gavintrimble7100]

Really I don't know who's side I should be on Walden let's Alan live in his house rent free but Alan bought him a toaster which isn't something Alan usually does and Walden didn't appreciate it

[@Axel_Kasai]

That's how the show should've ended 😂

[@vagarwal8686]

Charlie used to do much better

[@DarkenVampirDragon-x3u]

The show wasn’t the same after Charlie left, it made no sense afterwards hence the reason I stopped watching it.

[@spinebuster9490]

Walden sounds like Charlie but it is so artificial and unnatural.

[@DoomCycle]

They have no chemistry awful show w Kutcher