Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 14)

[@goodvillain1015]

Pat: Can I see your AK? Matt: *Gives AK to Pat* Pat: *Sells old machine gun, upgrades AK, and keeps it* Oh Pat.

[@JacksawJack]

Pat steals guns like Woolie steals pies.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I'm inclined to believe Matt doesn't want it and is fine with what he has.

[@femboyslut7300]

They literally talked about selling it when Matt found it, Matt accepted that the AK should be sold because he does not want it. Pat looked at the stats and realized the AK has better shootbang damage so instead of selling it he switched his current shootbang weapon. All in all Pat never stole the AK as it was free-for-all the exact second Matt said he didn't want it.

[@TheOtisUpham]

Goodvillain 101 what in the fuck is wrong with him?

[@carlbates9110]

“Jill...even if I did know, you think I would tell you?” “Cut the crap! Tell me where she is!” “You drive a hard bargain. She’s with Wesker.”

[@Chadius]

Chris Redfield: Boulder Puncher, Master Negotiator

[@mongooseunleashed]

I bet Leon would've gotten her to talk.

[@rikowolfin4984]

Leon would have gotten her to talk because he is the only guy better looking then Wesker.

[@revenge3265]

Women always keep Leon in the dark though lol

[@BLHish]

Pat stealing Matt's weapons and refusing to upgrade his stuff is starting to get to me more than it probably should lol.

[@caramelfrappe402]

What I find hilarious is how well Matt is taking it. Literally punished with Pat hogging everything and making Matt limited in his plays, but he's holding up like a champ while Pat continues to get rekt by enemies, even though he is hoarding all the stuff lmao.

[@Crazimo]

Truly, Pat’s Greed is the highlight of this LP.

[@hansmatheson5976]

Yeah it was funny but it’s for some reason actually making me upset or bummed out now even that machine gun ammo exchange at the beginning almost made me scream at Matt for being so...idk...passive? I’d get it if Matt was total shit but he’s been equal if not better than Pat in this play through (even keeping in mind the RPG incident and Matt’s often refusal to put weapons on the d-pad)

[@4thSurviver]

They are both kind of clueless about it, Pat doesn't seem to be intentionally mean to Matt in his weapon hogging and Matt doesn't seem to notice because he is letting Pat do all the planning and thinking.

[@Neostrius]

If we're putting the hoarding jokes aside, then I'd say that things are fine and fair as they are. Matt is serving as the McMuscle of the LP with the shotgun and grenades (speaking of, Matt should probably take the G. Launcher, though he did mention being nervous about it if I recall correctly), and Pat is serving as the versatile support with his sniping and low-damage machine gun, as was the plan from the beginning. That's probably why Matt is doing well, because he has a generally better damage output (not to discredit his own efforts though). I will say though, Pat comes off as kind of manipulative at the part where he tells Matt to put the AK in the box so he can "look at it," as if he's going to upgrade it. Then just straight up takes it for himself without even asking, "Do you want to keep this, or can I have it?" Matt would probably still give it to him, but it's only proper to at least ask, and he too seems subtly put off by his behaviour. Though I could just be projecting there, it's hard to tell for sure. I mean it's mostly fine, since Pat has been the machine-gunner since they got one, it only makes sense. But it still feels a bit iffy to me. Everything before this though has been okay in my opinion. I get the feeling Matt doesn't mind or prefers the simplicity of the loadout he has.

[@joeysingingchannel]

Matt is almost transcendent here. Plugging along with handgun and shotgun and suffering minimal damage as Pat steals every advantage and gets wasted in the cover sections. I wish Matt would take the magnum though if he's not going to actually use the stun rod..

[@Gustavozxd13]

11:23 so Pat just stole matt's AK so naturally, why am i surprised.

[@djnosleeves85]

Gustavozxd that gun heist was more clever than oceans 13 lol 😂

[@Thor22289]

But it seems Matt refuses to use something other than the pistol so it's Ok I guess.

[@mongooseunleashed]

Pat's actually pretty good with his aim though. Matt on the other hand...

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Matt doesn't want anything other then pistols and shotguns. It's obvious since he does not put up any fight for anything else at all except upgrades.

[@femboyslut7300]

They literally talked about selling it when Matt found it, Matt accepted that the AK should be sold because he does not want it. Pat looked at the states and realized the AK has better shootbang damage so instead of selling it he switched his current shootbang weapon. All in all Pat never stole the AK as it was free-for-all the exact second Matt said he didn't want it.

[@iliketehfair]

In his never ending thrist for gun, Pat takes yet another from Matt's grip.

[@InugamiTheHound]

Pat's guns goes UP!! Matt's guns goes DOWN!!

[@VampiricDarkDragon]

So why exactly did Umbrella/Tricell keep Lickers in glass cages they can easily shatter... and why weren't their cages soundproofed if their sense of hearing was so powerful?

[@Egalia_1]

Hit the crab in it’s weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE THE ULTIMATE BIO-WEAPON

[@Chadius]

With real time weapon change. This battle is based on Ancient African History.

[@crazyinsane500]

Crab battle!

[@Crazimo]

Complete Global Craburation

[@jester4044]

Because behind the scene chris punches the crab and its explodes and all that left is just molecules. Steroid Chris the ultimate bio weapon

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!

[@SteelBallRun1890]

We've learned our lesson from RE0 about just using mutated giant animals. ... So here's this Giant Enemy Crab.

[@LittleMountain90]

Please shoot its weak point.

[@SerbianMeerkat]

Fuck it, they’ve already killed a giant bat/caterpillar. We all know Pat’s at his strongest when he’s murdering animals and Africans.

[@jackojock101]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 at least this one is ugly and looks monsterish

[@GoldLight73]

And children

[@Thor22289]

So killing Baby African Elephants should be a piece of cake for him I guess.

[@liquid_refreshment2791]

10:17 you clearly didn't Pat 11:43 Pats Mind - If I spend all the money, I can't be guilted into upgrading Matt's weapons 18:25 oh god I was right

[@willg8035]

Ya'll are being way too harsh on Pat.

[@RedBzerkr]

you're being way too harsh on pig man.

[@The_King-Slayer_Leviathan]

will pat sell the old shotgun and beetle gem in this episode? *"they promise nothing and deliver less."*

[@PeterPing]

They gonna keep that shitty shotgun for the rest of the game. Trust me.

[@madogod6833]

"Can i see your ak" red flags everywhere

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. 27. Pat says the armor you can purchase doesn't visibly appear on the character model. It, in fact, does. 28. Pat exclaims that the laser emitter has stopped. It immediately fires another laser the moment he says this. 29. While waiting to see if some majini would walk into the path of one of the lasers, Pat says "No, they're not gonna move past that spot." Immediately after saying this the majini walk into the laser. 30. Pat states that killing the lickers "Doesn't seem possibly worth it." The room with the lickers is a very popular farming location as they drop valuable treasures despite being easier to kill than most treasure carrying enemies. 31. Pat claims you cannot throw more than two grenades in U-8's mouth. You can, in fact, throw more than two grenades in. They just fucked up on the third attempt and tried to use an incendiary grenade, which does not work. For the record, even though he equipped an incendiary grenade for earlier attempts, the game automatically used his high explosive grenades from his inventory. This may have itself been the work of [Crazy talk], making his wrong choice of grenade work out anyway. 32. In the room in which they are sneaking past the lickers they come to a door Pat claims they "need to bust down super hard," implying they would alert the lickers. Matt then proceeds to open the door slowly and quietly without alerting the lickers. Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@MassFlare]

3:49 Pat says fighting the lickers couldn't possibly be worth it. It's actually a farming spot.

[@Revdiee]

Pat saying that you can't throw more than 2 grenades in U-8's mouth, after him claiming he knows how the boss works as he's trying to toss an incendiary grenade in its mouth when you can only throw standard hand grenades in there. Edit: Pat, once again, claims Wesker is able to teleport, which he, as previously stated in the Crazy Talk list, can't.

[@TheToginator]

Which part did the second point happen in?

[@4Wilko]

The angry mob in the very first chapter shortly before the village sequence.

[@felixh2786]

2:40 "We need to bust this door down super hard." Matt continues to quietly open it.

[@RealVoiceguy1]

Fighting all those lickers was super worth it. You get like a shitload of really valuable treasure

[@daddysempaichan]

This is Pat the Hoarding Coward were talking about. I would have loved if Matt just sat in the elevator and fighting the Lickers as Pat panic.

[@KidoO7g]

You get 4 Lion Hearts and the rest is RNG ammo or money

[@RealVoiceguy1]

See, totally worth it

[@timothymarzelli3874]

木戸 Kido that's not true. Lion Hearts are specifically obtained by hitting the Lickers chest, especially through the special QTE, the one that gives you an achievement. That QTE will always result in Lion Hearts

[@KidoO7g]

@@timothymarzelli3874 nooope, 4 lion hearts and RNG loot after the 4 drops *i beated this game several times, i know everything about it*

[@AGrayPhantom]

Another huge misstep this game takes is the lack of Excella and Sheva wrestling in a mud pit.

[@tbonevideos23]

AGrayPhantom and Jill Dont forget her in the mud pit battle

[@jackweber1657]

"Oh no, she's unleashed the Jello!"

[@Brandonious15987]

tbonevideos23 With shoutcasting from Irving.

[@powerup931]

AGrayPhantom and ass worshipping Jill

[@luissantiago5163]

@@Brandonious15987 that was the funniest thing I've heard all week. Thank you.

[@finalcord4662]

One thing I noticed while playing the game with a friend, the game starts dropping a TON of machine gun ammo around this point in the game. I think the idea is that both players can have one.

[@KidoO7g]

If you have a machinegun equiped yes, the game will give you a shitton of ammo for it.

[@JeedyJay]

Ammo drops are influenced by what weapons you've been using.

[@leonelgauna1174]

Pat: "Hey, throw your AK down here, let me take a look at it" Pat: "Ok I'm going to sell the MP5 and switch to the AK" Matt: "All right..." PAT THE STEALER, YOU HAVE NO SHAME SIR.

[@4thSurviver]

Like taking guns from Matt should be a new channel expression.

[@SuspiciousKoala]

18:20 No...you shouyld have done a capacity upgrade... Matt even told you about that system! He told you! Does he not see the literal green lasers telling you when you're being aimed at? They talked about it, but then they just let the green laser point in their face...

[@tugmanfunkowitz5274]

"it doesn't work like that after 2" Pat could you be anymore wrong you can only throw frags in it's mouth.

[@VampiricDarkDragon]

You really should be able to toss in incendiary grenades, just to give it one hell of a case of heartburn.

[@skolkor]

You also don't have to switch to the grenade to toss it in.

[@cesaredimaio5188]

Pat not knowing that Lickers are Crimson Heads at their maximum TVirus infection makes me go nuts ffs

[@exppresso]

Cesare Di Maio shhhhh don't doubt the so-called RE expert, Pat the gun hoarder.

[@KidoO7g]

He knows

[@Scream_Lord]

He knows, he mentioned it in their old ass RE2 LP, and them talks about how they were supposed to be an improvement on Hunters and how that was fuckin' dumb.

[@josesosa3337]

Cesare Di Maio did not know that.

[@rikowolfin4984]

Pat still thinking Wesker Teleports makes me go nuts

[@zanetorres8180]

The big circular elevator sections in this gameare really weird when you think about them. There are pod everywhere in these sections, with no discernible end in sight. That means there must be thousands (or hundreds of thousands) of people inside those pods. Meanwhile Chris' swole ass only gets upset when Jill is missing.

[@mr.bootleg424]

Pat skipping past the piercing upgrades is going to make fighting the armored militia Majini much more interesting. EDIT: Just as I commented, Pat sold the MP5. If you see this Pat, you're a masochist. You'd best hope you find the Lightning Hawk (Desert Eagle) because that's the last freebie you can get that has piercing upgrade slots.

[@FormOfKorn]

He can always just go back to the mission the MP5 is in, pick it up, and exit out if need be. It's literally right at the start.

[@mr.bootleg424]

Full offense, but Pat doesn't exactly have a stellar track record for intelligent problem solving. Not that he isn't intelligent, it's more that he's just super fuckin' lazy and it makes him look incredibly stupid. But, you know, that's one of the reasons we love him. Even if Pat reads this whole thread and acknowledges that he's totally able to un-fuck himself in the way you just described, it wouldn't be a surprise if this LP goes on without him doing that. Instead, we'll all just rationalize it as, "LP funzies," and carry on. Doesn't mean we can't still give Pat shit though...

[@joeysingingchannel]

Nonsense, damage go UP. You can accomplish anything with damage and headshots.

[@mr.bootleg424]

Until enemies with leg armor and helmets show up.

[@4thSurviver]

I also doubt they will buy the bulletproof vests or maybe Pat will just buy one for himself.

[@jackojock101]

I was always annoyed that Hunters never returned after Code Veronica but Lickers did despite Hunters were successful bioweapons and Lickers were some type of unexpected mutation. Plus I would have loved to see Chris super punch one

[@FormOfKorn]

Hunters were in the first Revelations, but yeah, the lack of use of the the only 100% successful T-Virus BOW was baffling.

[@ChaosZero1031]

They did somewhat return though, some of the hardest parts of Revelations involved them and even had invisible ones in areas. "Dear Players, Fuck you. With love, The Dev Team".

[@omfg322]

They also returned in operation raccoon city but i also agree. However i always assumed that lickers were just easier to mass produce, easier to control then hunters and that would be the main reasons why.

[@vampricramen]

I think the real reason that they favor lickers over hunters is that visually they're more iconic to the series.

[@timothymarzelli3874]

They also returned in RE Revelations 2, albeit only in raid mode

[@lpenrike]

this is the way resident evil ends not with a whimper but with a zombie with an AK-47

[@rikowolfin4984]

Technically they aren't zombies, just guys with worms in their throats.

[@Swampy24945]

“Don’t shoot his mouth until he’s fallen down.” Pat IMMEDIATELY proceeds to shoot him in the mouth having not fallen down.

[@DedAlexFive]

HE. CAN'T. TELEPORT.

[@PhantomPequod]

Pat let Matt take the AK. DOES PAT WANT TO REDEEM HIMSELF?!

[@The_King-Slayer_Leviathan]

i bet he'll take the sig 556, the jailbreaker and the lightning hawk. he'll most likely get matt to sell the ak 47 edit: was close enough with the ak 47 guess

[@hattyhatington1956]

HE TOOK IT FOR HIMSELF !

[@PhantomPequod]

I commented the very first seconds I saw Matt take the AK. At this point I am dissapointed in myself that I believed he would keep it.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

matt's shoot bangs go down pat the gun thief is created

[@sadnessofafrica]

honestly you shouldn't share gun types so it's probably for the better, I don't know why they still both use handguns too it's better to just have one person using it

[@Reyvierno]

Add Pat saying he found out how the boss fight works, then immediately not knowing what to do in the boss fight and also saying incendiary grenades work to the Crazy Talk list.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

"actually i have too much ammo" oh you dont say pat, what gave you that idea? matt deserves more shoot bangs XD

[@skullkid12303]

8:07 Pat: "No don't shoot his mouth unless he's fallen down" Pat: *begins shooting mouth seconds later*

[@lemeres2478]

"It took me years to figure out how this boss fight works"- and then pat proceeds to be genuinely surprised with 'what parts do I shoot?' and 'it has adds?' style reactions.

[@caramelfrappe402]

Surprised you guys didn't want to fight any of the Lickers. They drop those heart gems that sell very well, and could easily upgrade your weapons. But oh well. I still love ya, you huge cowards.

[@ilovehertodeath]

The monster in RE4 was the U-3. The crab beastie is the U-8

[@kruaser123]

On Today's Episode of Hoarders Pat Steals Matt's AK47

[@TasTheWatcher]

*PAT.* *WESKER.* *CAN'T.* *TELEPORT.*

[@TasTheWatcher]

"no, u"

[@Sterski1]

Welcome back to Chris vs Wesker and I guess some woman is there too.

[@FatalKitsune]

I like how the game itself even displays the Pat Weapon Goblin greed. I looked up at about 2:00 and saw Sheva walking around with a stun rod and pistol, then you look over and see Chris with a SHIT TON OF WEAPONS on his back.

[@TheCoolbox1]

Lickers seem cool but also stupid, just throw salt at them and the pain will be unimaginable. Seriously go to a restaurant to guarantee your basically safe.

[@ArmorCrocodile]

I was convinced Pat saying the teleporting Wesker thing earlier was a joke... now I think he actually believes it.

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

I can't wait for RE5 Chris to be revealed for Smash.

[@AceRevero]

Griffin1171 DDDDUUUDDDEEEE if he was, his ultimate would be his Boulder punching his opponent, or at least his special move from MvC, that would be sweet.

[@JeedyJay]

He'd make a pretty decent "echo fighter" of Snake.

[@Brandonious15987]

If it happened it would be RE4 Leon considering the Gamecube and all.

[@Orbzul]

I forgot about that scream chris did in the crab claw and I love it.

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

Sheva: We must shoot this scourge against Africa. and the crab has to go too. Chris: You do that, I'm taking the first aircraft I see home or, at least, to somewhere else.

[@answermoose]

I understand the whole upgrading damage and whatnot first on weapons, but why not upgrade your ammo capacity after you're maxed out on damage upgrades? It could help free up inventory space!

[@toddvogel8887]

I always knew about the frag weakness with the crab, i mean, the arena has tons of frags laying around.

[@4Wilko]

14:04 - THAT. FUCKING. PERFECT. DODGE!

[@99jmaster]

Pat, Wesker can't teleport

[@josesosa3337]

Justin McKinney it sure feels like it though.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Doesn't mean he's right.

[@NeoCreo1]

Never let him forget

[@C24U_]

Wait, does Pat not know that Licker's are just the third stage of the T-Virus infection in humans? First they become zombies, than Crimson Heads, than Lickers. So they do make sense because they are much more deadly compared to a standard zombie.

[@jackojock101]

C24U I think he mentioned that in the RE2 playthrough

[@ilovehertodeath]

C24U He isn't wrong that they are way worse then Hunters though. Hunters are rad.

[@josh-oo]

He hates that retcon and thinks it's stupid. I think he just doesn’t consider it true.

[@Thor22289]

Yeh but I guess they are free Bio Weapons.

[@C24U_]

Is something really a Retcon when nothing was ever established on who/how Licker's were created? I mean a Retcon is lore that retroactively replaces pre-established lore but if there wasn't anything established in the first place than isn't it just new lore?

[@bodhisattva71]

*"This is going better than I thought!* - Pat and Matt right before the get Licker slashed

[@Bupernox]

14:45 Add another one to the Crazy Talk compilation. The mechanic doesn't just "stop", it just requires a Hand Grenade. Pat had an Incendiary and jumped to a conclusion.

[@DonGamerGuy]

If I remember correctly, the parasite that controls jill, also causes abinism or however it's spelled.

[@JeedyJay]

I don't think that connection is ever officially made, but it is inferable.

[@DonGamerGuy]

@@JeedyJay it's in a file in the game. I'm almost 100% positive. Edit: just saw a thing where they read it. Should really finish the episodes before commenting lol.

[@TheKrawtch]

I liked in the old RE games how the footsteps sounded and changed based on what the floor was made of. In these ones you can't hear them because of the sound of a tactical armory falling down some stairs every time you move at all.

[@cryocrusader2594]

8:07 Pat: "No don't shoot his mouth unless he has fallen down" 2 Seconds later Pat: *Empties an entire clip into the monsters mouth*

[@fuji_n2927]

"I'm giving Matt weapons guys, relax with the memes" *takes the AK away from Matt so he can have the better weapon*

[@Spyder1246]

Will Pat ever discover the "sell all" button?

[@hoshiuma2713]

18:50 You can almost hear Pat eye off Matt's inventory to check is there was more he wanted to steal

[@ncala]

Just like many of his vices, Pat's gun acquisition fetish esteems from the origin of the problem. Mainly the start of the LP where he got his shit pushed in by the Executioner boss that Matt proceeded to effortlessly annihilate. Pat is subconsciously hoarding guns because he fears Matt will just finish the game without his input.

[@rikowolfin4984]

Pat:"How did they not see that?" Pat Moments later:"It suddenly appeared right in front of me!"

[@BenJamin-kn9pd]

im enjoying this lp more than i should it's even inspired me to play this heap again :D thanks matt and pat!

[@Kayuubi1]

Ben Jamin I know right? I actually got platinum on this game

[@BenJamin-kn9pd]

im 2 trophies shy, need to finish professional and s rank all chapters XD

[@Kayuubi1]

Ben Jamin professional isn't that horrendous. Just three parts really. The auto turret thing with the el gigante, the giant crab thing, and the first Wesker fight. And not even because he kept killing me, he kept killing the damned ai. Best of luck though

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

First time I ever played RE5 was at a friend's house, and he decided to jump us into chapter 2-3. As soon as I saw the majinis on bikes, I asked "Why are these zombies driving bikes?", and my friend responded "I don't know.". Then when it came to the El Gigante fight, I just thought "Wait, they copied RE4 with this boss." And that was the least fun I'd ever had playing games with that friend. I couldn't quite put how I felt about the game into words. I can now. I fucking hate RE5.

[@Setobox]

So Excella is actually really smart (majored in genetic engineering) on top of being an heiress and the one behind the events of Resident evil Revelations 1. At least she is the person Jessica was really working for. Given the timeline, it was most likely for Wesker of why she sent Jessica undercover. But man, her "love" of Wesker made her really really dumb.

[@KuroCartoonist]

i mean it's Wesker... why not

[@toongirl007]

I hope they remember to keep their distance when fighting the reapers in the next section

[@Sanodi21]

So what's next now that Detroit is done again? Filler arc? Also picked up Parasite Eve after so long and I didn't realize how easy it'd be to get super potent stats on gear

[@222CBK222]

Detroit 3rd Strike?

[@MassFlare]

21:17 Ah yes, the dead space 3 of resident evil.

[@Bomblastic49]

14:04 When the boss uses its strongest attack and you roll a natural 20 on your saving throw.

[@N00BSYBORG]

"I feel like we're going to do very badly here." Good attempt by Pat to take advantage of his stand but the crab's knowledge of Crazy Talk gave it the edge. Anyway, who's excited to not play as Shovel Knight or Zero in Smash and instead play another boring, obligatory FE character?

[@0rriAndroid]

Also, seems like they're only gonna be doing echos for characters from the same series

[@N00BSYBORG]

Richter The D Characters from the same series tend to share traits or movesets. It makes the most sense that the clones are going to be from the same game of the character they're copying.

[@0rriAndroid]

Yeah, but say Zero matches up fairly well with Roy's moveset

[@N00BSYBORG]

Richter The D Making Zero a clone of Roy takes away a lot the moves that makes him unique. He'd lose the buster, some signature Z Saber attacks like Kuenzan, his dash gimmicks. He'd lose a lot of what made him fun in something like UMvC3.

[@watchingrob]

Did you not see K Rool and Simon Belmont?!

[@oofta.gaming]

The Giant Crab freaked me out back then

[@brad3504]

Me too

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

SupaPixelGirl Same here. But more because it looks extremely disgusting, and I thought it was a spider originally. I really hate spiders.

[@fearIfinch]

You post generic comments on a variety of videos that always receive lots of upvotes. Can't imagine why...

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Moostached Saiyan Prince Thank god it's not just me. That's a tarantula if I've ever seen one.

[@supremacistdawn]

her milk shake brings all the upvotes to the yard

[@Gojiro7]

Gotta love Pat stealing all the resources for himself and playing the worst of the pair despite Matt having a pea shooter XD

[@panosas4645]

I love how Pat just casually takes mats AK away without even asking

[@itsjustjoker4454]

This L.P has taught me that I only remember up to the river boat part and the last boss about this game

[@patricksikhrangkur8814]

PAT YOU HAVE A MACHINE GUN, THERE IS NO "TOO MUCH AMMO"

[@HamsterHamsterton]

It's a shame that when Chris sees Jill on screen, he doesn't just blow up with "JILL, JILL, COME ON, COME ON, JILL, JILL COME ON COME ON COME ON!" with a blank stare to go along with it.

[@Hookening]

Pat gave Matt the AK?!

[@aversalreversal7098]

Wait for it...

[@daddysempaichan]

"Hey, can I see that AK for a moment?" Takes it and runs away with it.

[@caramelfrappe402]

"You thought you had a new weapon in your inventory, but it was I, PAT!!" - Pat the hungry hungry ginger

[@Sultan-wj3gp]

Nah, of course not.

[@dough1595]

That crazy talk about the grenades, though.

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

So, was the grab designed solely to guard the corpse pod tower thing? I never understood the damn thing

[@kovulion7777]

The Giant Crab is named U8 The weird monster in RE4 that has a scorpion body is named U3 Weird experimental monsters making sounds is named U2

[@Necrosemantic]

I can't wait until Matt actually gets to play in this playthrough. That's gonna be great.

[@Negajoe]

Huh...the fact that you can just run by those lickers in the hallway at the end kind of deflates every single ounce of tension you could have had at that scenario.

[@MattDaniek]

Pat: Don't shoot his mouth until he falls down *Immediately shoots monster in the mouth while it isn't down

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Top of tower with the value, Jewel Beetle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten at top of tower can be seen briefly at 3:34 on the left side where Sheva walks past. Value: 2000 Dropped from second Chainsaw Majini, Venom Fang, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the second chainsaw wielder, failed to trigger as they didn't zipline into the area to trigger him. Value: 3000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 In building at 11:53, Emerald (Marquise), Chapter 3 Act 3, gotten by turning slightly to the left to see drawer at 11:54, which they both missed because fuck exploring apparently XD. Value: 3000 Ledge at 1:00, Topaz (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon climbing the ledge and opening chest. Value: 2000 One minute in and already missing treasure...nice. Overhanging from ledge at 1:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling, can be seen clearly from ledge. Value: 1000 Torch at 1:45, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 2:30, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 5:19, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000, I'm tempted to add this as a bonus point because Matt said nothing in that room while literally staring at the treasure. Torch at 6:55, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Corpse to the left of the torch at 6:55, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon examining the corpse. Value: 1000 Torch at 7:10 Sheva's screen, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Above the door at the start of Chapter 4 - 2, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door directly at the start of the act...where they were looking for items. ARE THEY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE AT TIMES. Seriously, 15:00 they talk about looking for goodies and DIRECTLY above them is one, anyway. Value: 1000 Torch at 16:23, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 On wall at 19:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, can be seen shimmering on wall at 19:00, gotten by shooting it off wall. Value: 1000 Torch at 20:35, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 Fuck it, counting it as a bonus point because Matt literally said there was nothing there, also counting the one from last time too. Overhang at 21:00, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling under the overhang that protects from the laser. Value: 1000 Torch at 24:20, Topaz (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000, in literally the only side hole they didn't go into. Above door at 0:56, Diamond (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door. Value: 4000, you can see it too as they are walking to the door. Second floor of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon grabbing it from the stand safe area. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Beetle (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Idol (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Ceiling in start of 5 -1, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 5 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it from ceiling. Value: 1000 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Current loss of value: 88500 Total Points: 56 Episodes where no treasures were missed: (1) Part 6 Anyone else find it funny they missed treasure called Lionhearts by being massive cowards?

[@this310]

Can not wait for the end of 5-3 to see how they are gonna handle that fight

[@Orion_The_Merchant]

Does anyone remember that scene in Toy Story 1 where Rex watches Woody push R.C. out of the back of the moving van and he shouts "He's at it again!" ? Because I feel like Rex right now with how Pat is stealing guns and upgrading his own.

[@anachronologist2017]

"Snake...? Can you hear me Snake?" "Urgurgurg... CRAB BATTLE!"

[@ArcRay20]

the irony of Matt saying U8 isnt memorable but saying U3 is, while not knowing if it has a name besides "IT". its funny to me.

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Pat of greed go up Matt combat effectiveness remains constant, surprisingly.

[@adawong4716]

Pat is treating poor Matt like one would treat AI Sheva.

[@realpatriot1769]

We're near the end of the game and matt has survived all this time with just two basic weapons

[@hoshiuma2713]

I can't wait for them to even slightly mention all this "Pat the gun hoarder" talk in the comments. Cause Pat taking it to ridiculous levels now

[@johnywash]

IT is no joke designated as U-3

[@o0EpicScavenger0o]

Matt feels totally checked out in this LP.

[@KuroCartoonist]

Mat is just a walking item box armed defensively with pistol

[@kofvscapcom]

I think Pat is thinking of the long ass carousel ride up with people sniping at you. It's fun.

[@goldenlizard92]

It's funny that they mention Hunters, considering that Resident Evil Revelations (which is SUPPOSED to take place BEFORE 5) has tougher Hunters which can turn invisible. Meaning that it makes no sense for the place to be full of Lickers when it would make more sense for Umbrella and Tricell to keep making better Hunters. Almost like continuity and plot are an afterthought in the Resident Evil series…

[@Reaper102]

So... you can only throw the "standard" grenade... flame grenades do not activate the command prompt, you could still throw it I guess but... meh...

[@daddysempaichan]

Crazy Talk, Activate. "I guess you can only blow him up 2 times."

[@Saneek0215]

yes, this is only work with hand grenades

[@SuperCrazy902]

Ooh, next episode they meet the mantis bois. Im hype

[@Inriri]

Provided you actually upgraded your weapons, farming lickers are one of the best ways to get money

[@JackOfen]

No Pat feeding U-8 with grenades doesn't "just stop". It's because you can only feed him normal grenades. So that's like double crazy talk

[@Maddbox11235]

Thinking back, what's the stupidest monster Umbrella made? I gotta say Neptune. Basically, every other BOW could at least work as a way to terrorize civilians, even if they would be garbage against a trained military group. But Neptune? It's just a really big shark! Don't go in the water, and you're safe. It's not even big enough to pose a threat to a decent sized boat, so fishing and shipping operations wouldn't really be affected.

[@0rriAndroid]

Unrelated: You know, I always felt while it would be nice to have characters like Midna, Shadow, etc on the roster instead of assist trophies would be nice, but it'd be a lot of work. Seeing Alucard, Zero and Shovel Knight as assist trophies instead of on the roster has made me now understand how Waluigi fans feel.

[@jdtheba9171]

Still no confirmation on shadow. If Richter can be an echo fighter to an entirely new character, anything is possible.

[@0rriAndroid]

I'd much rather modern Simon to classic Simon but it's fine

[@Gustavozxd13]

I think i'd be less sad with no alucard at all than alucard Assist trophy, but Richter heals that would really hard for me.

[@nerdyvids1]

Alucard especially gets me, since even from the brief bit of him we saw, he has multiple different moves just as a trophy.

[@JAKX091]

At this point I fully expect Vergil for Smash

[@Kawayolnyo]

Lickers are made from Crimson Heads. Thus from zombies. Thus from humans. While Hunters are made from amphibians (mainly frogs) and lizards (mainly geckos and iguanas). Lickers are a viable solution because they're much cheaper and easier to produce, since all you have to do to make a licker is turn a human into a zombie, then turn a zombie into a Crimson Head, and then turn Crimson Head into a licker. By most part it's a natural progression of T-Virus' own mutational cycle. Hunters, however, need to be GROWN artificially in a tube (just like Tyrants) from a scratch, which makes entire development process much more expensive and easier to fail (that's why there are so many different types and prototypes of Hunters. Absolute majority of the Hunters that were met in the series so far, are failed attempts). Also, even the most resilient and advanced types of Hunters absolutely cannot stand cold and are very susceptible to damage when exposed to low temps, while lickers can operate in any environment. All in all, it's true that lickers have some worse qualities than Hunters, but lickers are much cheaper, faster, and easier to produce, thus they're generally considered as a successful experiment. Lickers are also WAAAY much easier to control, unlike Hunters who often go astray/lose control and try to attack their makers or operators. Don't make the "exposed brain head" visual appearance of a licker fool you - it's actually quite stupid.

[@agt_pendergast8899]

Probably a little late to be giving this advice, but you can move the ammo to your gun to reload it quicker. You can also do it while your climbing ladder going down ziplines and such.