Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 22 FINAL) Re-upload for 1080p

[@SoushinSen]

For some reason, KZbin didn't process the original video for 1080p even though the video was uploaded days ago at the same time as the other RE5 videos. And yet, somehow this video was stuck at 360p, it's like KZbin forgot to process or something. Well, ladies and gentlemen, here's a re-upload for 1080p. - Billy

[@christianbecerra3933]

Hi billy

[@xoselhket]

I thought I was suffering the Mandela Effect.

[@ProfitOfTheWhirred]

Thank you Mr. Billy

[@RampagexLegitx]

144p for life

[@Gilbals]

I coulda swore I watched the earlier upload at at least 720. Oh well, thanks, Billy!

[@crimsonb.6013]

Complete. Global. Saturation. Edit: So they get all the fail states for the QTEs except the neck snap. This is what I live for.

[@evanriver5112]

Think they also missed the one where Wesker fists Chris at the start. Was pretty sure if you dodge as Sheva but don't as Chris he does it to him instead.

[@JimRaynorRaider]

they also didn't fail the qte when shooting the rpgs

[@evanriver5112]

There's that too, but Pat did say they were just going to beat it after the Bomber QTE Section. Think I only saw the failed RPG one once myself.

[@dust2k13]

Ikr? That's the best QTE fail of the entire game. Espically how easy it is for Wesker to break Chris' neck. Also sad to see that they didn't do the stabbing sequence correctly with Chris holding Wesker and Sheva stabbing the f*** out of his heart! :D

[@evanriver5112]

I never even knew that existed till tons of playthroughs later. XD Still a neat finish, but not that easy to find.

[@Awesomeratkiller]

Do RE6 Cowards

[@Aki145]

It might kill whatever joy they have.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

They're already dead on the inside.

[@kerimhanaksit6108]

Jeremy Rivera I bet they don't even smoke crack

[@copiumhsrgi]

+Aki145, Actually, for how overboard and stupid re6 can be, it can made you laugh so much.

[@Aki145]

+Jane Lo, how many helicopters go down in that game? I stopped counting after 10.

[@Nomicro4u]

I want a RE5 2nd gig *but with Tribal Sheva*

[@Valkenhyne]

2nd Gig but it 's with Woolie and [REDACTED]

[@stephenphelps920]

nah the fairy tale one is better

[@Fullwolf346]

Tribal Sheva has much better jiggle physics, though.

[@4Wilko]

How about modding Chris to Sheva so you can have two Shevas?

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Or with Red Riding Hood Sheva.

[@michaelc5279]

Jill: Wesker's strength comes from a virus Pat: *SEE? HE TELEPORTS IN T-POSE*

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Pat: I will die on the "Wesker is teleporting" hill. Pat, you're not even standing on a hill, you're standing in a poorly constructed mound of sand that would fall apart the moment you try anything.

[@implicationsunpleasant3568]

"poorly constructed mound of sand that would fall apart the moment you try anything" is the perfect analogy for pat.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 it's ok man,if the hill crumbles he'll just teleport out of it.

[@Iamafishproductions]

I feel like the people who care enough to explain how Wesker is running are the people who kept track of when Alice did or didn't have her T-Virus superpowers in each Resident Evil movie, and feel like that lack or presence of superpowers is convincingly demonstrated by her totally within-human-possibility actions.

[@4thSurviver]

Pat thats not a hill, you are digging a hole.

[@darkeimp555]

This comment made me laugh to the point of tears, omg lol

[@joshuagiordano593]

19:41 There it is. My favorite death animation in this game. Forget the crocs, the neck snap is great, but this incredibly weird looking lava-flight death flail, is my favorite.

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

Admit it! You just reuploaded it to get rid of all the "Wesker isn't teleporting, Pat!" comments.

[@4Wilko]

It was reuploaded so Pat can get *double* the Wesker isn't teleporting comments.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

We can listen to Pat's bullshit the second time on the issue. That way everyone young and old can take part on calling him out on it.

[@JSTKSK]

I mean, if he was just moving that fast and then stopped moving suddenly, his brain would collide with the front of his skull at the speed he was moving at and he would die instantly.

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

I mean, it makes much more sense that every single atom of Wesker (including his clothes) disappear from existence and manifest somewhere else because he wills it.

[@LuckeeStrikee]

Goddamnitiwantaname - Considering how the game conveys his movements and his physical capabilities, yes, it does.

[@patrickwilde5827]

Matt hearing Chris say "So shoot through me!" and then immediately shooting Pat in the back without even looking at the weakspot was priceless.

[@adamstokes575]

Plague said it best. Pat’s issue with Wesker just moving fast is that it’s ridiculous (and it is), but the only alternative is that he is straight up TELEPORTING? But he maintains his stance that teleportation is the more reasonable of the two options. Clearly the science-magic that makes wesker move fast is ridiculous, the science-magic that makes him teleport is the only true answer!

[@manjackson2772]

like, a teleport is something we don't know about, so it could look like, be, come from, anything. we know what moving fast should look like and that is not it maybe he stops time?

[@GunNlazor]

What's so hard to believe about something moving so fast you can't perceive it properly? Why is stopping time or teleportation more believable? I really can't understand this point of view here

[@patrickwilde5827]

I think it's because Wesker seems to move through things when he's going fast. The way the animation looks makes one believe that Wesker is moving in a straight line at first glance, but he's just going quickly around objects (for example, when you shoot at him and Wesker appears to move straight at you even though doing so wouldn't dodge the bullet unless he was teleporting)

[@tonlito22]

You can actually see the speed lines.

[@manjackson2772]

We can perceive it properly at the start and end. He stops often. If you're going fast and stop, you have to have slowed down, which would mean we'd have to see him slowing down before he stopped, and we don't. There's also the fact that distance is a product of speed and time, and Wesker doesn't cover the distance that he appears to move in a short enough time to be 'moving so fast you can't see him'. Even if he's going around bullets rather than moving through them in a straight line, he'd have to be doing laps of the room to account for the time he takes, that's just nonsense. And also, if he is just running, he'd have to be noticeably moving his body before he vanishes, the foot has to hit the ground before it can push off. The only ways Wesker makes sense is if he's a) teleporting b) stopping time or c) has some other magical form of external propulsion that lets him boost around for short distances with near infinite acceleration. Of those, only time stop explains why he wouldn't just come back in through the window when Jill originally tackled him out.

[@Beta227759]

*Being really obsessed with Wesker teleporting because he can't admit he's running* And somehow they managed to incompetence their way out of the cool version of the Wesker fight, which is impresive.

[@Slimurgical]

You forget that this is just how they play all their games.

[@gravelydesu1114]

Yep, the part where Matt has to mash and climb up is way more tense when Wesker comes up to that part while you have to shoot him to hold him off long enough, then punch the boulder so your partner can escape from him. Then there's the bit where you hold on to him so Sheva can knife his weakpoint which they missed by just shooting him. The fight is pretty cool they somehow just broke it in the beginning and missed it at the end.

[@Griffith-Did-Nothing-Wrong]

Pat "any movement faster than the human eye is teleportation" Boivin

[@supersayan1962]

Insert coment about Wesker being fast and not teleporting

[@Zantetsu13]

Insert rebuttal pointing out that the thin veiled excuse of him being fast is dumber than the alternative and the game was clearly made without any attempt to stay consistent to it, and it is also likely said excuse was made up after the fact.

[@saladoc]

Obviosly the biological virus produces teleportation, that´s the only answer.

[@TheMaestroMizerous]

Found you!

[@fooguwu]

Pat has a point about Wesker disappearing and reappearing somewhere else in the exact same position. It would be weird that Wesker should go into super speed, turn, run, assume then assume the exact same position. I guess you could just say he's skipping left and right really fast while facing the same direction, not actually turning.

[@FrenchCoward0451]

Defending resident evil powers is pointless I just binged all the games and I'm here to remind everyone that at the end of re revalations the bio curse has ACTUAL TELEPORTS.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Now we can all see Wesker not teleporting and the rockets not missing him in HD.

[@DatAsuna]

When pat says wesker can't be moving really fast, just teleportating, but you can literally slow the video down and see him moving before and after the smoke. Also if he teleported, he'd just teleport back into the plane, or teleport instead of all the times he jumps, which is the exact thing that made pat bring it up anyway.

[@manjackson2772]

maybe the writers are bad

[@kurozunakabuto9682]

so *CRAZY TALK*

[@somniscience]

THANK YOU! It's immeasurably dumb how Pat'll give that one scene crap because Wesker doesn't teleport back into the spooky castle when he's tackled out of it, but instead of the accepting the fact that he's unable to teleport, Pat decided that the answer is to go "NO! hE CAn tELEpoRt!!!" and thus any scene where Wesker falls out of something will continue to make no sense to him for the rest of his life.

[@4thSurviver]

Just throwing this out here but in Mercenaries Wesker has a dash and not a teleport.

[@sketchywest1176]

I bet Pat thinks Dio teleports too.

[@Fjarhultian]

Arguably, Dio doesn't take any time to travel, and swaps from point A to point B without delay.

[@manuelmateo3392]

He doesn't?!

[@behapy666]

it's as if time stops moving...

[@KapitanPazur1]

Dio stand gives him a teleportation into a Jojo pose. Such power.

[@zuxx00]

Pat probably thinks that bullets teleport out of guns when you shoot it.

[@NickMK]

I mean Xmen Quicksilver also kept going from standing pose over here to standing pose over there to playing an arcade game over there, being fast doesnt mean he´s running, it just means his movements are fast.

[@RevengeOfMoctezuma]

Good thing you re-uploaded this, so I can say this again: You're wrong Pat. Wesker is not teleporting.

[@LeninCake]

"Then shoot THRU me!" *Matt shoots through him* >Doesn't work Le Epicc

[@faburos9012]

It was probably supposed to be like when Goku full nelson'd Raditz from behind while Piccolo shoots through Raditz and Goku with his Makankosappo attack.

[@LeninCake]

@@faburos9012 "Goku full nelson'd Raditz" *Why*

[@faburos9012]

To prevent Raditz from attacking Piccolo while he was charging his laser beam attack.

[@HossMosh]

Say what you will about resident evil 5 but the giant Salazar mech will always be the dumbest thing in Resident evil history

[@kerimhanaksit6108]

HossMosh coolest*

[@frg6954]

Boulder is slightly worse.

[@4thSurviver]

Salazar mech is worse since it has no where to go but a bridge that can't support its weight that leads to a tower that is too small for it.

[@theCRACKERBOMB]

Its between and Boulder and a Salazar mech for me

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Chris cannot punch a boulder, that is complete bs. Parasite controlled cultists failing to consider the fact a bridge can't hold the weight of a giant mecha statue of one of their leaders can just be summed up as a parasitic organism not understanding human architecture.

[@darkeimp555]

I don't really want to jump on this bandwagon but.... Hummingbirds. I think of hummingbirds when I look at Wesker's movements. I see them all the time where I live. Their wings move so fast they're nearly invisible, and I've had them flit around so quickly I lose sight of them and have to listen for the sound of their wings beating to find them again. At times I've been incredibly surprised at how far they moved in the split second I couldn't see them. They're also capable of accelerating that fast and stopping on a dime while looking like they've barely moved a muscle. There are certain bugs and insects that can jump so quickly you can't see it, too, like fleas. So that's why I, at least, like to think Wesker is moving extremely fast, like the virus gave all his muscles the same fast-twitch ability a hummingbird has.

[@heliopyre]

yeah he can teleport, that's why he's hanging on to Sheva's leg.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

@@avoryeda7606 no thats pretty iron clad, you can't start to move fast while youre in the air

[@Chronicpatchkids]

The Wesker in the dark fight was so much cooler than the actual final fight

[@TheProphessionalGeek]

I don’t understand how Pat can argue that Wesker’s death is definitive and then point out that both missiles miss him. Imagine how ridiculous it would seem if you clearly missed Nemesis with the railgun but no shut up he still exploded and died.

[@gaminggoddess85]

And the missiles don't miss him, they completely take off his head before exploding in the lava.

[@falloutmaniac13]

I'm pretty sure the RPGs sail through Wesker's head and then explode when they hit the lava. Because a head isn't dense enough to trigger detonation, but lava would be. It's always looked to me like he gets decapitated before being blown up.

[@ryangallagher8194]

Agreed, the RPGs 100% went clean through his head and exploded behind him. There's no head there in the few frames where they're on the other side of him. It may be the most decisive death in all of media.

[@stevenaziz8880]

Matt constantly walking around with his weapon not loaded triggers my OCD in very primal way.

[@visceraandvapor]

Yes Pat, Wesker actually is just moving fast. Capcom loves those anime tropes. If Wesker could actually teleport it would be shown at least once in the game.

[@fakeigniz13]

Pats tombstone epitaph: The key indicator Wesker is moving fast and not teleporting, is that his coat retains momentum from his movement. If he was teleporting, that wouldn't happen.

[@MitchCyan]

Well Sheva, we truly are the Evil Residents...

[@Ilovevidgames123]

Crazy Talk has never activated harder than Pat thinking Wesker is teleporting. It activated again when he said the RPGs miss Wesker in the volcano.

[@BlackHalo28]

Ok, Pat, then why does Wesker have to wrestle his way out of a grapple, instead of I dunno, teleporting out of it? Clearly, BSAA agents are equipped with short-range anti-biocurse fields.

[@NarwhalEntertainment]

He teleports his clothes, teleporting out of the grapple would have also teleported Chris, no solving the problem, just kinda moving it.

[@KuroCartoonist]

Now i can see the Wesker face get rocketed in HD

[@shinsua_]

I'm so baffled by Pat thinking the shots miss. They literally rip through his face.

[@TheNomad94]

Pat will insist on the "Wesker's teleporting" thing, huh?

[@lucasmartinez5703]

He doesn't want to admit he's wrong.

[@pbgangs7808]

Reuploading won't change the fact that Wesker doesn't teleport.

[@puzzledotgamer5461]

pat: people told us to fail the QTEs pat: MAT PRESS THE BUTTONS SO WE DONT FAIL QTES!!!

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. 27. Pat says the armor you can purchase doesn't visibly appear on the character model. It, in fact, does. 28. Pat exclaims that the laser emitter has stopped. It immediately fires another laser the moment he says this. 29. While waiting to see if some majini would walk into the path of one of the lasers, Pat says "No, they're not gonna move past that spot." Immediately after saying this the majini walk into the laser. 30. Pat states that killing the lickers "Doesn't seem possibly worth it." The room with the lickers is a very popular farming location as they drop valuable treasures despite being easier to kill than most treasure carrying enemies. 31. Pat claims you cannot throw more than two grenades in U-8's mouth. You can, in fact, throw more than two grenades in. They just fucked up on the third attempt and tried to use an incendiary grenade, which does not work. For the record, even though he equipped an incendiary grenade for earlier attempts, the game automatically used his high explosive grenades from his inventory. This may have itself been the work of [Crazy talk], making his wrong choice of grenade work out anyway. 32. In the room in which they are sneaking past the lickers they come to a door Pat claims they "need to bust down super hard," implying they would alert the lickers. Matt then proceeds to open the door slowly and quietly without alerting the lickers. 33. Pat claims Matt's shotgun is going to be "the best" for dealing with the Reaper enemies. shotguns are broadly considered one of the worst methods of dealing with reapers as they are slow moving enemies that kill you instantly in close combat. This means that using precision weapons from long range is the optimal approach. It allows you to abuse their slow speed and avoid the instant death attack. 34. After spending a significant amount of time fighting it, Pat tells Matt they are doing the Uroboros Mkono boss fight correctly and that "It's just tough." They discover shortly after that they had spent nearly the entire fight not actually hitting its weakpoints. They were instead just repeatedly shooting the arms off of it, which does no actual damage. 35. In the section in which the lickers are climbing up the wall, Pat says "Now I've got a decent shot at these things." He then finds himself completely unable to spot any of the lickers whilst aiming as he may well have been in the worst possible spot to do so. 36. When Matt reaches the end of the section with the lickers Pat says "I feel like I got all of them." As he is saying this a licker is literally on screen in Matt's view. seconds later the licker jumps across the screen in front of Matt screeching. 37. While Matt is in the "Dying" state Pat says "I don't think I can get over to you." The moment he says this a prompt to jump down to the floor Matt is on flashes across the screen. 38. Pat says "I wish I could see where Wesker fucking was." Wesker is on the minimap at all times during the fight with him. 39. After dealing enough damage to Wesker to begin the QTE beatdown on him, Pat excitedly exclaims "I got him!" Pat then fucks up a prompt, failing the QTE sequence and getting himself damaged instead. 40. After discovering the stun rod can be used in an infinite combo of zapping Jill and then restraining her repeatedly, Pat exclaims "We've discovered a sick strat!" Jill then dies shortly after from the high damage dealt by the stun rod, resulting in a game over. 41. Pat states that he can't even shoot Wesker during Wesker's attack animations. immediately after this he successfully lands a shot on Wesker during an attack animation. 42. Even though they eventually realized it was because they weren't hitting the weakpoints, Pat, in a later episode, tells Matt that "Shotguns do bad damage to all bosses" and that was supposedly why Matt put "70+" shells into Uroboros Mkono without killing it. As stated in number 34, it was actually because they weren't shooting the weakpoints. Certain bosses having resistance to shotguns had nothing to do with it. 43. Pat calls the L. Hawk a "Terrible Magnum." Fully upgraded it is only 200 damage weaker than the M29, but has higher penetration, less recoil, and a faster reload speed, all at a lower cost than maxing the M29. Looking over the HP values of enemies in the game, there are very few bosses where the damage difference matters. For example, the giant bat boss only has 24,000HP meaning either magnum would require 8 shots. Wesker (First Fight) has 30,000 meaning either way you would need 10 shots. Also, before anyone says something, Wesker has special resistance to rifles and machineguns, which is why Pat didn't do shit for damage and the numbers may not add up. 44. Pat tells Matt to get ready to break stealth as he takes a shot at a Majini that hasnt seen them yet. The shot does not raise the alarm.

[@bioforce5]

[Crazy Talk] is truly an unstoppable stand! My original comment has reached the character limit. The [Crazy Talk] tally continues below: 45. Pat says the jail breaker upgrades to a capacity of 100 rounds. It does not. The Ithaca has the highest capacity of RE5's shotguns at 25 shells. 46. Pat tells Matt not to shoot the weakpoints on Uroboros Aheri when they are dark instead of glowing orange and instructs him to open fire once they have started glowing again. Pat doesn't clearly articulate his reasoning for this statement, but given that there is literally no reason not to shoot them while they aren't glowing it is implied that Pat is wrong. They are still alive and still take damage, so there really is no reason not to shoot them. 47. In the Wesker fight at the hangar, Pat explicitly instructs Matt on when to restrain Wesker so he can perform the injection. Pat was wrong about the timing and couldn't make it in time. 48. During the Wesker fight at the hangar Pat runs to a dark area and says "It's dark over here, so he loses track of us." Wesker immediately finds him and rushes over. 49. Much like a child that lacks object permanence and believes that things it can no longer see must have ceased to exist, Pat continues to assert that Wesker is teleporting because he cannot see him moving or struggling to stop in all cases. We know that the t-virus does not give people the ability to teleport, and while sometimes Wesker does not appear affected by momentum after his dashes, sometimes he does. His ability to stop on a dime without apparent difficulty after SOME dashes is simply a result of his super strength. 50. In the final fight with Wesker Pat says they have to do melee attacks when he is "all fucked up." Pat is correct, but approaches from the wrong side and finds that there is no melee prompt. 51. Pat claims that the RPG launchers used to kill Wesker are the "Really Crazy" ones because they have the "red" grips. Those were standard RPG launchers. The "Special" RPG launcher that Pat is likely referencing from RE4 is differentiated by having a red grenade, not a "red" grip. 52. Pat claims that both Chris and Sheva miss with the RPG launchers. The stabilizing fins of the RPG's clearly catch Wesker's neck and seemingly decapitate him as his head appears to vanish at the moment of impact.

[@bioforce5]

More than 50 occurrences of [Crazy Talk] in this LP! Unfortunately Pat, the power of my stand [Between the Lines] allows me to see the reality behind the truths you have altered!

[@Nuke-China]

I wonder if Pat thinks bullets teleport too

[@MrStath1986]

I think the difference is pretty clear. A bullet is an object, Wesker is a guy who maintains the *exact same pose* while moving at faster-than-the-eye speeds, supposedly. If it's *not* teleporting, it may as well be, the way it's presented.

[@Nuke-China]

Ciaran Statham Super speed for all intents and purposes might as well be teleporting, but certain restraints apply to super speed that don't apply for teleportation. For example, super speed doesn't allow you to phase through objects like barriers. Like Quicksilver in X-Men may as well be teleporting, or might as well have time stop with the type of shit he can do.

[@Nano4211]

COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION IN 1080P

[@An_Inconvenience]

Me: Wesker, what's your favourite holiday? Wesker: CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...mas.

[@ITSMrBubbles1nOnly]

If he can teleport, then why would it be possible to hold onto him? As soon as you grab him, he'd teleport out of your grasp. The only way I'd accept the teleport theory, is if he could do a change of directions while in mid-air. But he's ONLY done the dash when hes in contact with something solid.

[@ldmt1995]

Maybe he cannot teleport two people at once.

[@tiptaphooves]

is pat seriously on the teleporting thing omg

[@shoryuhobbit6253]

When are you doing Operation Raccoon City? Since RE2 Remake is coming out, it makes sense. DO IT CO OP! DONT BE SCURRED! COME ON PAT! HIS NAME WAS BELTWAY, PAT!

[@shippouma121]

Probably for October they got a shitstorm to do after all

[@shoryuhobbit6253]

@@shippouma121 Nah we need a full LP. WITH WOOLIE!

[@Slimurgical]

ORC doesn't have a saving feature because GFWL was never removed from it. Otherwise I'D be playing it right now. Unless they played it on PS4/PS3 or something.

[@Trent8086]

Pat is sooooo butthurt that he got it wrong. Wesker is NOT teleporting Pat. You proved the argument for us. If he could teleport then why would he not have done so when Jill bodied him out the window?

[@Valanway]

If he wasn't, Pat would of laid down when we've repeated proved him wrong, instead Pat is, in fact, seriously doubling down repeatedly, and he continue to refute his stubborn idea.

[@hellraiser5671]

Now I can see Chris punch a boulder in high-def

[@Saneek0215]

"Remember, Chris, when you got upset that your partner died? That was super dumb!"

[@Slimurgical]

You ever notice how he never actually cries out "Sheva!" in this LP after the temple part? Same with Sheva never saying "Chris!" Guess they had that talk.

[@Slimurgical]

2:40 Behold pat walking past a case of 6 RPG rounds while holding the RPG in his hand. God... dammit Pat, if chat wasn't helping you with Hollow Knight you'd be half as item'd up as you are now.

[@UnitSe7en]

Matt: I'm shooting him in the back a bunch... Pat: I'm pulling a lever! That's the way, Pat. Forever helpful.

[@ThatAngryGuyofDE]

Pat fought the rock, and the Rock won!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Only Pat would lose to the rock.

[@yodadate893]

The rock lay the smackdown on Pat.

[@tonlito22]

8:50 Wesker Teleports his hand into Sheva.

[@ryangiese2359]

Pat is just making himself sound like a douche with the whole teleporting thing. He doesn't need to act like that, it's just rude.

[@darksaintcj]

20:00 Chris: punches boulder Wesker: wtf? "Fling"

[@Solqueen86]

I know this channel is dead but Man Chris and Wesker are like ex's that are at the same party and brought their own dates just to piss off the other

[@zach7]

12:50 I don't really care about re5 other than it being fun, but pat I do think flashing back to jill does make sense. It's the trauma of losing her apparently, even if he knows she's ok now, for a long time he thought she was lost, and even if he knew the whole time she was ok, the event was still truamatic. He's not exactly glad to see another person die because of wesker, or at least be thrown out a fucking plane. It's not that the game isn't dumb, but you gotta know what is and isn't dumb, that one particular moment seems like really normal in comparison to everything else chris has done character wise.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Either Pat's never had a sudden traumatic loss in his close friends/family or he's an alien who doesn't understand how emotions work despite flaunting his Psyche degree all the damn time.

[@zach7]

@@gaminggoddess85 i'll cut him some slack and say he was probably just laying it on because he was on a roll laughing at the game

[@XCAltoona]

He's teleporting his legs really quickly to run fast.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Now we can watch Wesker ‘teleporting’ in 1080.

[@QuebecSouverain]

You mispelled running

[@Mr_Meatbox]

IT'S FUCKING TELEPORTING

[@rikowolfin4984]

It's really not, even in the scene Pat points out as evidence of him teleporting you can actually see that his legs change position between each 'blink' as I'll call them, if he was teleporting then he would have the same walking pattern as if he wasn't moving at all.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Shaun Zafar you can literally play as Wesker and see that he is moving

[@lucasmartinez5703]

And apparently it hurts him to do that since he loses health whenever he does it.

[@homersimpson90210]

I'm almost surprised they didn't pull a Jojo and have the volcano erupt, shooting Wesker into space. Just in case they ever wanted to bring him back.

[@manuelmateo3392]

I wouldn't have minded that.

[@somniscience]

The sound Pat makes at 19:44 is a more faithful RE death noise than whatever Chris was doing.

[@andrewpitre8670]

Whats all this talk about Wesker and him moving fast vs teleporting? Its a curse guys!!! The curse/virus/parasite/evil doesnt make one move fast or teleport. It actually moves others out the way. Wesker has mostly been standing in place the whole time.

[@shadowace2400]

To be fair, Wesker is the only person who managed to not straight up turn into a giant blob monster when infected by Urobouros. Notice how he's actually DIRECTING the tentacles.

[@DrAiPatch]

You know I would be on Pats side about the teleporting if it wasn't for the fact HIS COAT IS FUCKING REACTING TO HIS MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!

[@PaladinGuy]

I really want them to play Dead Space 3 coop, but I know they won't because Pat will just complain about it the whole time. Even though it has the best version of "single player but coop is optional" I've played.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Never say never. Didn't think they would ever LP RE5.

[@dawubber6676]

I didn't think they'd ever play Marlo Briggs! Dreams don't have to be dreams!

[@Karakuioshi]

You can feel Pat's depression settled in when he realised that he must give Matt his lovely rifle.

[@TerriblePilot17]

Wesker Doesn't Teleport: Part 22 (2nd Gig)

[@TerriblePilot17]

@@Alexanderortiz99 Fucking what?

[@nohat1375]

PolarBearProject second. gig. 😑

[@KF-hf4nt]

What Pat said - "I'm going to need the shotgun" In my head - "MATT! LEND ME YOUR POWER!"

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Top of tower with the value, Jewel Beetle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten at top of tower can be seen briefly at 3:34 on the left side where Sheva walks past. Value: 2000 Dropped from second Chainsaw Majini, Venom Fang, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the second chainsaw wielder, failed to trigger as they didn't zipline into the area to trigger him. Value: 3000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 In building at 11:53, Emerald (Marquise), Chapter 3 Act 3, gotten by turning slightly to the left to see drawer at 11:54, which they both missed because fuck exploring apparently XD. Value: 3000 Ledge at 1:00, Topaz (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon climbing the ledge and opening chest. Value: 2000 One minute in and already missing treasure...nice. Overhanging from ledge at 1:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling, can be seen clearly from ledge. Value: 1000 Torch at 1:45, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 2:30, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 5:19, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000, I'm tempted to add this as a bonus point because Matt said nothing in that room while literally staring at the treasure. Torch at 6:55, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Corpse to the left of the torch at 6:55, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon examining the corpse. Value: 1000 Torch at 7:10 Sheva's screen, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Above the door at the start of Chapter 4 - 2, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door directly at the start of the act...where they were looking for items. ARE THEY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE AT TIMES. Seriously, 15:00 they talk about looking for goodies and DIRECTLY above them is one, anyway. Value: 1000 Torch at 16:23, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 On wall at 19:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, can be seen shimmering on wall at 19:00, gotten by shooting it off wall. Value: 1000 Torch at 20:35, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 Fuck it, counting it as a bonus point because Matt literally said there was nothing there, also counting the one from last time too. Overhang at 21:00, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling under the overhang that protects from the laser. Value: 1000 Torch at 24:20, Topaz (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000, in literally the only side hole they didn't go into. Above door at 0:56, Diamond (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door. Value: 4000, you can see it too as they are walking to the door. Second floor of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon grabbing it from the stand safe area. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Beetle (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 1000 Bottom floor side room of light puzzle, Idol (Gold), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon opening the side rooms with the light puzzles. Value: 3000 Ceiling in start of 5 -1, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 5 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it from ceiling. Value: 1000 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 1, acquired by killing the lickers during the elevator wait section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 2, acquired by killing the lickers during the hall with all of them. Value: 2500 On convener belt, Dead Bride's Necklace, Chapter 5 Act 2, gotten upon picking it up from one of the latter corpses, you can see it pop up on Sheva's screen for a split second at 21:14. Value: 2000 In tunnel at 18:50, Ruby (Brilliant), Chapter 5 Act 3, gotten upon shooting off dirt ceiling. To be fair, this is one of those ones you have to know where it is since you can't really see it going forward, only when turning around to see it. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired by killing the lickers during the box pushing section. Value: 2500 Lickers, Lionheart, Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired by killing the lickers during the box pushing section. Value: 2500 Wesker and Jill Fight, Emerald (Brilliant), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from one of the pots during the fight. Value: 2500 Wesker and Jill Fight, Sapphire (Oval), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from one of the pots during the fight. Value: 2000 Wesker and Jill Fight, Emerald (Oval), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from two man sarcophagus. Value: 2000 Wesker and Jill Fight, Sapphire (Brilliant), Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from two man sarcophagus. Value: 2500 Wesker and Jill Fight, Heart of Africa, Chapter 5 Act 3, acquired from beating Wesker during the 7 minutes. Value: 10000 Various enemies around ship, Topaz (Oval), Chapter 6 Act 1, acquired from certain enemies around ship. Value: 2000 Various enemies around ship, Topaz (Oval), Chapter 6 Act 1, acquired from certain enemies around ship. Value: 2000 Various enemies around ship, Topaz (Oval), Chapter 6 Act 1, acquired from certain enemies around ship. Value: 2000 One of the rocks you can knock down during the final boss fight, Diamond (Oval), Chapter 6 Act 3, acquired by Chris after one of the first boulders is either knocked down by Wesker or shot by one of the players, on the ramp to the left. Value: 5000 Grand Total of 128000 gold worth of treasure missed, 62 points worth for each treasure missed, 3 points for comments about Matt and or Pat being wrong about something, sometimes while even starting at certain thing they are talking about, with four episodes where they didn't miss things, Part 6, 16, 20, and 21. What a ride.

[@ZoMbi5lAy3r]

I appreciate this comment

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

I try fam.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

You and the guy with the Crazy Talk list did a great job. Please email this to Pat or something.

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Good idea.

[@nohat1375]

And That's Ok so this is a thing that was typed

[@SirDendris]

10:57 "I'll fight that battle until I die." You lost that fight like 15 parts ago, Pat, but sure, keep fighting the good fight.

[@obi-wankenobi927]

They didn't even kill Wesker the cool way. I should've expected it to be honest, they usually miss a lot of stuff in games.

[@jugemujugemu4690]

Obi-wan Kenobi to be fair me and a lot of people didn’t get that on the first try

[@BaconheartStuff]

What is the cool way? All like 6 times I've fought him have either been just like this or cheesing it in two seconds with rocket launchers and didn't even know there was something different.

[@zach5025]

@@BaconheartStuff when Pat jumped on Wesker's back and mashed x, Matt was supposed to run up and do a ate where starts to slash Wesker's heart and kills him instantly

[@daddysempaichan]

Granted, considering what Uroboros does, most people don't want to be close to it at all, let alone the final boss. The only real way to know is either ruining out of ammo or knowing the dumb weakness Uroboros has to knifes.

[@MHurley21]

Chris does tell Sheva specifically to _shoot_ Wesker, and it's not like Sheva offers up any alternative suggestions. That said, the QTE is amazing. It's interesting that the honor of double-penetrating Wesker with Chris went to Sheva instead of Jill. This shows that she's clearly the better partner.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

3:28 That was actually really cool how seamless the transition with Wesker and Chris and Sheva loading the RPG was.

[@4Wilko]

3:12

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Yes thank you I was a little off.

[@MARPOLO13]

7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I need to get frustrated at Pat not admitting he is wrong about Wesker's abilities. For fuck's sake Pat they literally SHOW you what he is doing when he is moving fast during slow motion potions of his cutscene fights. Hell, they show you during gameplay fights too!

[@zombyjano]

Nah, it was re-uploade because someone accidentally slipped in an n word. YOU CAN'T FOOL US ZAIBATSU! #bringbackmrsnipsnip

[@deadpanforlife8878]

ThatZombyKid TM Nah Nah that was a Mirage they would NEVER say that

[@Masterof7s]

Watching them incompetently bumble their way through the Wesker fight was both funny and sad.

[@rikowolfin4984]

Yes Pat, Wesker is that fucking egotistical that he is simply moving around really fast in that pose just to look cool and you can actually tell he is fucking doing that by looking at his legs while he moves. If you look at his legs while he moves in that scene he isn't in step in line like he would be if he was simply just teleporting around, the 'walk cycle' is not consistent with how he is walking before each flash and his coat is moving around as well. I mean come on, he is using fucking judo moves on people he could easily just rip apart if he wanted to and he isn't dashing all over the place to be impossible to hit, what makes you think that he WOULDN'T be doing this for dramatic effect? If he could teleport Chris wouldn't even be able to grab him like he does in that scene, nor would he worry about Sheva stabbing him in the arm right before that, nor would Jill have been able to tackle him out a window in the flash back. Is it dumb that Wesker is just moving really fast while it looks like he is night crawler teleporting? Maybe, but that is in fact what he is doing seeing as he doesn't teleport right up to Chris at any point with his arm just impaling right through his fucking heart!

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 FINAL *(2nd Gig)*

[@oofta.gaming]

It was so fun watching you guys play the whole game! It's such a great co-op game.

[@williamdavis4882]

Yes, very underrated game!

[@Wilkanas]

Yeah, the co-op part was pretty decent, too bad it came after the masterpiece that was RE4.

[@fearIfinch]

Still shitposting I see

[@Mouldycheese95]

I swear I saw you comment on Austin Eruption's co-op games video

[@everettvonscott]

+Mega Man Its not underrated! Stop using that word!

[@patrickwilde5827]

I can't believe they got every plane QTE death except the funny neck snap one

[@Skorge789]

I like how Pat is using his arms as the reason Wesker is teleporting instead of looking at his fucking legs. You can see them moving with each "teleport." The distance is short so his movements don't have to be super dramatic. He's flash stepping Pat. You're wrong, like normal. Deal with it.

[@DEUS_VULT_INFIDEL]

They didn't miss, both shots blew right through his head and blow up on contact with the lava behind him. So in a sense ot's even more conclusive, because it's two rpg headshots while burning in lava plus two explosions.

[@saladoc]

And the circle of life is now complete, pat absolutely got all the weapons, even the mythical shotgun. If you took this lp as a natural selection experiment, I don´t know what would be the results, there are no clear answers , with pat´s stern crazy talk leading him to die more times even when he has all the guns and matt being a docile slave to an asshole´s will that leave his survival at a medium term in this lp. Researcher´s Note: Is being controlled the way of the survivor? Is there even free will? the research will continue.

[@zuxx00]

Pat, remember that time in X-Men Days of Future Past movie where Quicksilver teleports around to save Xavier, Magneto and Wolverine. Or in X-Men Apocalypse where he teleports everyone out of the exploding X-Mansion?!

[@boitle]

You don't get it Pat. It's not about what it looks like he's doing. It's about what it's intended to be. Nothing in any of the games implies that biological weapons and mutations can give someone the ability to 'teleport'. We do have a lot of implications that they can give people 'superspeed'. Is this some new concept of 'death of the animator' you're trying to pull? It looks like he's teleporting therefore its now a story fact?

[@GoingMenthol]

34:50 Poor Alexa... Excella play Despacito

[@lenmutt]

Rest in Peace Sheva's hyper stab combo.... Her best QTE in the game. Protip Chris restrains Wesker and when Sheva says "I can't shoot him without hitting you too Chris" is a hint for Sheva to stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab the fuck outta Wesker.

[@blorfenburger]

The real friends were the *C'MONS* we yelled along the way

[@yoursonisold8743]

I agree with Pat in so far that this was one of the most definitive villain deaths in RE. Two super rockets to the face (or close to it) while submerged in lava, while being eaten up by Uroboros after being weakened by the serum twice... I think if they brought Wesker back it could only be through dimension hoping or time travel shenanigans lol

[@ChrisPhails]

They could also just clone him

[@yoursonisold8743]

I don't know, they might not have a lot of Wesker DNA lying around all things considered.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Well hey, the protagonists of Phantasy Star 2 somehow had enough bits of them left to clone after the satellite they were imprisoned on crashed into a planet and completely reduced it into an asteroid belt. You never know. Also I'm sure there's Wesker blood samples out there in some secret lab somewhere. If all else fails there's his dumb offspring Jake. Have him be possessed by the soul of his dad a la Liquid Ocelot or something.

[@Quilltaz1337]

Yourson Isold They can just use Pat’s crazy talk and make Wesker teleport back to life.

[@UnitSe7en]

Someone please tell Pat that you don't have to literally run to move really fast.

[@TheLeroy1981]

Pat thinks catching a super cold can make you fucking teleport.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Thank you for the re-upload. Couldn't even watch the video yesterday.

[@ConfettiExplosion]

Okay, granted, I don't know shit about helcopters...but how the hell is it just hovering there gently AND resisting Wesker's pulling when NO ONE IS PILOTING IT!? Jill fucks off to help Chris and Sheva into the chopper and theres just no one at the controls.

[@TheGreatRuke]

I love the Wesker death scene solely because when the rockets whiz past him Wesker shows the secret turtle head in the shell technique of the Uroboros

[@HHUUUGE]

I remember fucking up the climb prompt so much that my cousin literally had to take the controller and do it for me. Hearing Matt's confusion isn't a lot of consolation, but it does help.

[@timyac]

Rocket literally decapitates Wesker Pat: "They missed."

[@cromwell620]

I watched 15 minutes of the 360 version until i noticed something was wrong. I may need glasses.

[@HHUUUGE]

Pat, in the last episode the LP literally shows Wesker moving so fast that he is dodging bullets being shot at his face from point blank as they fly towards him. He is backflipping over bullets as they fly under him. Do you honestly believe that he can't slide a few feet to the right while keeping his gun trained on Sheva faster than a human can see? Do you honestly think that it is impossible for the former leader of the S.T.A.R.S. who is superpowered by virus-drugs to the point that he can see and move out of the way of projectiles that move so fast that they are invisible, can't very easily move a few feet to the left while keeping his gun trained on Sheva faster than they can see. Or are you saying that it's to hard to point at someone while stepping to the left? I hope you like that hill, because you just got crucified to it.

[@andrewpitre8670]

Fatality! HUUUGE wins! Flawless victory!

[@morbidabyss12]

After defeating Albert wesker’s shadow black goo dragon, Not a hero Christ Redfield signed an $8 million dollar contract with Fortuna Entertainment with his cover of Queen’s “We will Rock you” in the secret African volcano tour 2018

[@Cool-Spot]

Now we need a LP of Resident Evil Outbreak on a custom server so they can play co-op.

[@GrayD_Fox]

The battle on Mustafar seems a lot more different then I remember.

[@Turlytron1]

“Flashbacking to the partner I lost who I spoke to on the phone 10 minutes ago? Nonsense.” I’m sure being experimented on and becoming Wesker’s mind control slave wasn’t THAT unpleasant especially considering she was still aware the whole time so yeah nothing for Chris to feel bad about there

[@4thSurviver]

Chris legitimately thought she was dead and had a funeral and grieved for her and is experiencing a situation almost exactly the same thing that happened the first time. I wonder why that moment reminded him of something traumatic and life defining for him ah well its probably just Chris being dumb.

[@TwilightPrinceTV]

One of the rockets actually hits Wesker straight in the face. Never noticed it until now

[@RadiumBadger]

Well one of them misses the final shot as the other rocket blows Wesker's head the fuck off.

[@kingrobotnik6950]

The last series they played together where you can truly feel the Best Friends energy between them…