Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 8)

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

Pat: Delicious, delicious upgrades. Matt: Brother, may I have some upgrades?

[@TheLeroy1981]

Griffin1171 no upgrades for you

[@PhantomPequod]

TheLeroy1981 Don't be ridicolous, of course Matt will get one upgrade to his handgun at the end of the game. Meanwhile Pat will be punching boulders with ALL his fully upgraded guns, just be patient.

[@Jensegaense]

*slaps pistol* It fit many Üpgrädê, Bröther!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Pat's just the Soup guy of RE5 at this point.

[@letthatchildalone7843]

*Pat:* Matt, can you give me money for shotgun? *Matt:* To buy shotgun? *Pat:* Yeeees. *_Actually buys upgrades, like a boss_*

[@MuffinHunterX]

Shotgun go down, Magnum go up, Rocket goes a bit to the left.

[@yayedu]

I have to admit, I laughed more than I should have with your comment

[@kurozunakabuto9682]

pat greed go up, matt usefulness go way up, matt gun skill go up,

[@WinterMadness]

MuffinHunterX Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

[@mocca3633]

Chris Redfield : Close your heart to it, girl.

[@SushiElemental]

A 3x3 Tetris loses a bit of its charm

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Pat Bullies Matt and Hogs All The Weapons Part 8.

[@GoldLight73]

To be fair, we've now established that Matt should not be trusted with rockets or grenades.

[@loganhaefner907]

Gold Wade yes and he should at least get some upgrades to his equipment

[@tailedgates9]

Why is this so funny to me? XD

[@revenge3265]

LOL

[@DoofusInc]

"Please don't bully me, Pat-san".

[@chumunga648]

"You have nothing! what the hell?" I WONDER WHY, PAT?!?!

[@venomfuryx3250]

Mo Uddin exactly what i was thinking☺

[@darkneon85]

*screams as he runs to steal the egg from Matt*

[@Tearonex]

Pat: "You have nothing, what the hell?" Mat: "Sure don't..."

[@hoshiuma2713]

Matt, you are the most patient saint any co-op based game could have asked for

[@SushiElemental]

And he's a fully loaded Herbie on top of that. Man, I miss the Lets Watch videos on their old site...

[@xthreenightsx]

They're re- uploading them and other old videos on vimeo incase you wanna re-watch some

[@SushiElemental]

Hey thanks, forgot vimeo is a thing ;D

[@calska140]

Would've caved my brother's face in thrice by now.

[@gruenenator]

Pat: We missed the shotgun I promised you Matt. Matt: It's fine, we're making it more difficult on ourselves. Bless your heart Matt, I expected you to shout at Pat (which he would've deserved). Way to take an optimistic outlook.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

or he could hold pat accountable for his mistakes... what weapons does matt have? shouldn't pat give matt the stun baton since Matt's less concerned with ammo conservation.

[@Brandonious15987]

Trevor Gruen Matt always was the most forgiving when it came to mistakes.

[@PixelatedFlu]

Spoiled for me but it made my heart warm

[@kdh7c5]

The shotgun drops in 3-3, they're on 3-1 still lol.

[@4thSurviver]

I can't wait for that episode recorded after the break where Pat has seen the comments and acknowledges what a stupid asshole he was to Matt without having realized it. Its gonna be great.

[@dreamcatcherpone]

I used my Magic Card: Pat of Greed Draw 2 weapons from Matt, and end his turn

[@waffleman2k9]

Pat walking around with 4 weapons and an upgraded pistol. Matt with his.... knife...

[@sackroad349]

Pat, you ravenous glutton.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Sack Road He's full of spaghett!

[@shradke]

He's full of lööps

[@LieutenantBoii]

Welcome back to: ‘Dude, where’s my shotgun?’

[@lucasmartinez5703]

In another castle.

[@ThePayneBlack]

"You have nothing, what the hell" "Yeah, sure don't" Perfect summary of the playthrough so far.

[@iliketehfair]

Africa: Become Shotgun

[@theqreem8587]

Africa: Become Black

[@Firestar4041]

SHOTGUN GO UP Matt upgrade chances go down

[@Comkill117]

\/ Shotgun go down

[@BKBMaster12]

Every time Pat questions his memory about the shotgun's location, it gets moved one level farther away from them. At this point, it's in RE7. Thanks, Crazy Talk!

[@4thSurviver]

It has been pushed so far back that it actually wrapped around and is now constantly behind them.

[@JoaoLucasK]

Crazy Talk is too strong

[@SushiElemental]

It's like Maniac Mansion. Chainsaw, but no fuel for it in the game. Here it's shotgun ammo for a completely different game series.

[@rosado3D]

Matt laughing at his own herbie fully loaded joke KILLED me lmaooo

[@deliverymanq7333]

I love how pat gets all the upgrades and even convinces matt to leave his shotgun behind.

[@joydipnayek8070]

Yeah pat the shotgun is like one whole chapter away. >.

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Fun Fact: As this was the first Resident Evil game on the new systems (PS3/360), the developers had to figure out how Chris, Jill, and Wesker would look years later in a realistic depiction. Modeler Yosuke Yamagata said that the facial structures were based off of the GameCube REmake models and that Chris, Jill, and Wesker were given their respective trademark colors of Green, Blue, and Black. As for Chris' mega meat muscles, they were actually WAAAAAY bigger in the beta build. Production Director Yasuhiro Anpo stated that Chris spent the last several years bulking up to fight Wesker. As he laughingly put it: "Chris trained and got stronger, while Wesker got more wrinkles."

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Then what made him lose his muscles in RE7?

[@JacksawJack]

@Lucas Martinez Because nobody experienced is stupid enough to use that form. What it has in raw power it lacks in speed. :p

[@revenge3265]

Lucas Martinez Because they didn't know what they were doing lmao.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I accept both explanations.

[@4thSurviver]

Chris having finally beat Wesker developed an addiction to steroids and continued to use them but by the end of RE6 decided to honor the memory of Piers by stopping his substance abuse issues.

[@gornto]

I love that Matt is dealing with a no-upgrade run just fine. Better than Pat with all of the guns.

[@JeedyJay]

As much fun as it is to hear Pat have existential crises whenever he has to confront a false memory, I really wish he would eventually _learn_ from these moments and stop being so brain-proud.

[@OtherBross]

Man, I really like the term of brain-proud, haha.

[@LightReaper7]

Pat hoarding 5 guns and just saying ok Matt you might get your one new gun eventually

[@FatalKitsune]

Pat: "You have nothing, what the hell?" Matt: "I sure don't." BECAUSE YOU TOOK ALL HIS STUFF PATRICK

[@DevonPalmer98]

Pat After this shotgun ordeal you should give up

[@boldandbrash9447]

Then they accidentally throw the shotgun into a bottomless pit. Somehow.

[@tb6903]

It's over for Pat. He's an old man now, the next logical step is to stuff him into a nursing home.

[@comeonnodont5569]

just give up, you coward. you back downing give upping coward

[@24_Hour_Majima]

Devon Palmer I don't want pat to take this personally, but he should have atleast gave matt the baton.

[@DEADMAN8200]

Comeon Nodont the give go up but the back go down

[@shinluis]

Oh my god Pat has 5 upgraded weapons and matt has the starting pistol and a shotgun with 6 ammo. Pat even stole the magnum after tsudere-ing he didn't want it or anything. Oh my god.

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@Inriri]

For number 3: He stopped slashing at everything that wasn't a box or barrel. There were multiple piles of "fruit" that could have items that he ran by.

[@simj202]

You forget that he says that they punched the crocs in re7. You cant, in fact, punch the crocs, and you need to kill them with stakes.

[@MassFlare]

You still didn't add Pat saying Sheva never wanted to run away.

[@Zeronigel332]

To be fair for Shiva it can be assumed that she is referring to going to the next area before getting found and shot up

[@hoshiuma2713]

Sir, you are doing the lords work. MMMMmmmmmmmmkeepitup!

[@dommer4killdx834]

Mat: **Only has a pistol and shotgun** Pat:**already has a pistol, sniper, machine gun, and stun rod** Also Pat: I think I'm gonna take the magnum with me.

[@RadMatter_]

havent seen the whole video yet but atleast Matt got a magnum. Holy shit cant Matt atleast keep the magnum, wtf PAT?

[@JacksawJack]

Honestly, Matt probably has a greater chance of wasting it on stupid shit.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

After missing with that RPG at point blank range, I'd be a little distrustful myself. But at least give the man pistol upgrades. This is getting draconian at this point.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Shin Bakurenoh Pat brought to you by Rob liefeld

[@darkneon85]

The fact that Pat was just going to continue upgrading only his own stuff until Matt said something blows my mind.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

pat should really give Matt the sun rod since I assume it uses no ammunition and instakills most mooks. seems like a good weapon for trigger happy matt.

[@HazzaG212]

Pat has the TENACITY to say "You have nothing, what the hell" after robbing Matt of EVERYTHING

[@courtinjustice6024]

1:02 Man, that was a rollercoaster of emotions right there.

[@4Wilko]

"Careful shooting that shit!" Then 5:30.

[@rockyradical]

Pat, carrying a Pistol, SMG, Rifle, Magnum, and actively denying Matt the right to carry a shotgun: "Wow, you have nothing."

[@MrSadisticLlama]

I fucking love how defeated pat is after he realized he made a huge fool of himself. That dreadful silence in the inventory screen just paints it well

[@N00BSYBORG]

Pat was wrong about the shotgun? Time to update the number of times Pat has been wrong from infinity to infinity + 1.

[@jdtheba9171]

Infinity is too low a number for pat's wrongness.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Jonathan Almanza Yeah but real numbers don't go that high so we just say infinity for simplicity's sake.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

N00BSYBORG Pat is like the gurren lagann of wrongness. DRILL THROUGH THE TRUTH WITH YOUR BULLSHIT PAT!

[@N00BSYBORG]

HB791 Oh man. I'm just imagining Lagann but with Pat's face now. And he's telling me to not upgrade my strength in Bloodborne.

[@Tinblitz]

"What the hell, you have nothing." "Yeah, sure don't..." Oof, that passive aggression.

[@brainflash1]

Where's the shotgun, Pat?

[@Firestar4041]

"Eh, uh, its uhh, over there, somewhere, trust me" *goes back to snorting the upgrade drug

[@GabeSweetMan]

WHERE'S THE FUDGICLES PAT? *opens chapter 3* Hello.... what do we have here?

[@spartan963300]

WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY??

[@1ishful]

Who’d da thunk that having 4 different weapons on 1 character means having an almost full inventory most of the time? Edit: 5 different weapons actually!

[@Horatio787]

The fact that they BOTH have pistols at all sort of sums up why this is happening to Pat.

[@0rriAndroid]

This section of the game always made me feel like Chris was gonna have to arm wrestle King Kong

[@tailedgates9]

King Kong would shit himself.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

He'd totally win too.

[@Firestar4041]

Chris: "KING KONG! AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!" **punches all the boulders** Sheva: Chris please stop

[@Comkill117]

Why wasn’t this in the game?

[@MrGeremyTibbles]

#upgradematt

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Current loss of value: 32000 Total Points: 22 Episodes where no treasures were missed: (1) Part 6 Getting REAL close to that 50 k mark, hell, in Chapter 3 Act 1 alone, they missed out on 15 k alone.

[@ccproductions5262]

you just saved me like 3 hours, thanks

[@vyxxer]

it bothers me that pat has five weapons and matt has two. give him the baton for christs' sake.

[@notoverwatch6991]

Tony Gonzales PAT NEED ALL GUN

[@24_Hour_Majima]

Tony Gonzales That's what im saying! He's treating him like most people treat sheva... but worse.

[@RedNinja115]

Lol thats actually so true, my sheva only held heals and grenades and an unupgraded starter pistol just like matt

[@4Wilko]

He could also give Matt the upgraded handgun while using the machine gun himself for melee setups. But nah.

[@dollenrm]

But Pat need gun... need get huge. Pat consume all upgrade. Pat get so huge. "Pat's inner psyche"

[@it_me_lui]

the last line of this episode perfectly summarizes the LP so far Pat: you have nothing, what the hell Matt: i sure don't

[@dkx7160]

Pat's hoarding the shock baton, SMG, rifle AND magnum, while pumping all their money into his handgun. Meanwhile Matt still has an unupgraded handgun and shotgun Pat: "Hey, you mind if I upgrade the power in all my weapons?"

[@User-A-L-E-X]

Matt says "do You want the magnum?" Me:WHATTTTTTTTT?

[@panyipo]

Pat making Matt live the true Rebecca experience: No weapons, only healing.

[@weir-t7y]

RE5 Part 8: You Will NEVER Get the Shotgun

[@matrix3509]

Shotgun is Not Crash

[@weir-t7y]

matrix3509 the shotgun will never be the same

[@DotDusk]

You will never ever ever get that shotgun.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Resident evil 5 a quest for shotgun

[@Firestar4041]

And all the upgrades we don't find along the way~

[@mongooseunleashed]

They're not even at the part where they get the shotgun...

[@rob98000]

Destiny's Way yeah isn't the shotgun on the dock before the Irving fight?

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

I am genuinely shocked at how good the stun rod turned out to be. (No pun intended) I always passed it up because I just assumed it was a slightly better knife, but it has a surprising amount of power to it. Two or three good hits seem to be all you need to end most enemies. I'm gonna remember that if I ever get this game again.

[@harlannguyen4048]

I always grind for ammo, so I never found much use out of it.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Harlan Nguyen Yeah, same here. It would've been nice as a backup, or a good close range alternative to the knife in a pinch though. I just wish I'd known I had the option.

[@CrossrWhite]

Instantly kills the infected growths too. Like that big spiky pillar that blows out of people's heads and the instant-downing pac-man guy.

[@AGrayPhantom]

I've got a simple idea to bring Sheva back to the Resident Evil franchise: After the events of "Not A Hero" Chris gets really depressed and withdrawn, and becomes difficult to work with. New Umbrella offers a job to the one partner Chris has had that knows how to deal with his bullshit. Enter Sheva. The two of them partner up once again to help with the initial cleanup on the Baker Estate. Sheva and Chris then investigate whoever it was that Lucas was in communication with. And that's basically it. Sheva and Chris back together again, hunting for the guys that turned Eveline into a monster. On top of it having Sheva around helps pull Chris out of his slump, encouraging him to lift weights, pump iron, and punch boulders.

[@Blunderbuss09]

That was Chris's character arc in RE6 though and we all know how that turned out.

[@supremacistdawn]

Why bother? She's among the blandest and most forgettable characters in the whole franchise.

[@revenge3265]

"Depressed main character" is too over-used in RE

[@Thegcdude]

Could be a chance to delve deeper into her character. Develop her a bit more. They wouldn't, but it'd be nice to see her back in some way.

[@Firestar4041]

Would need to explain where and why Jill isn't on the case tho. (Or Rebecca, since Pat brought up a good point) Sheva went on one mission with Chris, i don't think she'd know how to handle him completely after just one mission :v Also, depressed Chris was RE6, be kinda redundant, and a bit dumb to redo it again :v Could have it be just Sheva, or have her team up with anyone else. (Leon, Hunk, Claire, Barry, etc.)

[@liquid_refreshment2791]

The Woolsworth boss fight hopefully comes up soon, where you find out Wesker used white privilege to take credit for Woolies actions in previous games

[@tonlito22]

Isn't Wesker just better Woolie. He's dating a short haired white chick.

[@Firestar4041]

Ton Lito You mean beehive hair? I wouldn't really call that short :v

[@tonlito22]

I was talking about Jill.

[@Firestar4041]

But she has a ponytail (in RE5), that's even less short :V The Woolie hole would spit her back out!

[@powerup931]

Liquid_Refreshment Woolie is the 6th Wesker child. Woolie Wesker

[@BLaRgXrvbX]

I was internally *screaming* when Pat told Matt to reload the magnum. The whole time before they found it and throughout using it, I was saying to myself "don't reload the magnum. don't reload the magnum. Just upgrade the capacity. Don't waste the ammo. Don't reload the magnum."

[@lowlifelenny]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. This LP is becoming hard to watch.

[@rikowolfin4984]

"How silly that these infected people dress up!" - Pat says after apparently not noticing the infected Chainsaw men put sacks over their faces for some reason and those cult people in RE4, yes very silly.

[@Kirbyoto2098]

Putting a sack over your face is very obviously not the same as taking off all your clothes and very carefully dressing up in the ancestral garb of your people, unless your people are of the "dress normal but with a sack on your head" tribe. Also the Ganado in RE4 were being controlled by Saddler who was very clearly into that cult shit, whereas there's no reason for Tricell or Wesker to care about tribal garb.

[@rikowolfin4984]

You still don't explain why they have sacks over their heads with one eye hole peaking out, or why the Butchers are dressed like an off brand Pyramid head, or why that French Midget dressed like he was in the 1800's in RE4 when everyone else was cultists, military themed or wearing normal village clothes. Resident Evil is filled with silly shit, putting on body paint that your tribe normally puts on anyway isn't that silly when you compare it to other things in Resident Evil, like why the fuck is a police station designed like a puzzle maze.

[@JeedyJay]

Well, yeah. Saddler directed and shaped that Fancy Dress Violence impulse for ego and funsies, Tricell just infected the local rural population for testing purposes without bothering to organize them. Reading the journal entries in order, it sounds like one enterprising Majini raided the festival prop storage for Road-Warrior-like marauder accessories, and the others saw him and thought, "that looks _rad!_ I want to fuck shit up in style, too!" A little further in, we'll find research paper that shows what kinds of Plagas improvements Tricell researchers were going for, and why the "tribal" Majini don't have any women among them.

[@Kirbyoto2098]

If they were just dressing up like tribal people with NO explanation it would be "silly Resident Evil shit". Putting a note there EXPRESSLY TO POINT OUT that they're doing it because of "the virus" is a different brand of ridiculous. It's a Voodoo Shark - an explanation that makes things more ridiculous than they already were before. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VoodooShark

[@rikowolfin4984]

I'm pretty sure the virus isn't what is telling them to put the paint on seeing as they are still intelligence people who can communicate and use weapons. In RE4 they were able to put on clothes and speak even to outsiders, all the virus seems to actually do is make you extremely intent on murdering non-infected people but not at the very start as shown by the start of RE4 and 5 where you can walk around and even try talking to them. They aren't mindless zombies like the previous games after all, which if that was the case and they some how did start painting themselves I would agree it was ridiculous.

[@charliexl5877]

When Pat goes "I feel dumb" As he sells each of his treasures individually, ignorant of the "sell all" function.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Rest of this LP should be Pat on both controllers

[@0rriAndroid]

Next lewd should be Sheva

[@toddlee8502]

You watch 2bfp? The world is right

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Richter The D Sheva's small time ;p

[@Massakre8492nd]

Mizu is a long time patron of Best Friends Zaibatsu Entertainment, His thot provoking art is known within the community

[@DEADMAN8200]

AfroMetalMizu you're small time

[@MRJTD99]

28:09 Pat: "You have nothing. What the hell?" Hmmm, what the hell indeed, Pat. It's almost like someone kept telling Matt to give him his guns. Strange...

[@despadas]

So, where's that video compilation of the Shotgun Saga?

[@RF9431]

It's not over until they actually find the shotgun in the next chapter and Pat keeps it anyway.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

You mean this entire series?

[@takezokimura2571]

5:35 Mushu: How did you miss?! He was THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!

[@orangeblood27]

The only thing more ridiculous and funny than Pat shitting himself over the shotgun is how he pretty much abuses Matt and takes away all of his guns. I especially loved the part when he couldn't pick up the magnum because he was already carrying a huge fucking armory, so he lets Matt pick it up and proceeds to immediately take it away. Will we ever see an end to Pat's incessant gluttony? (Matt, just give us a signal if you need help, cough three times, start screaming or something)

[@Firestar4041]

28:08 "You have nothing, what the hell." It's almost like some angry short red headed man, has been hogging *everything* :v

[@rebeccabrown2584]

Matt switching weapons by opening up the inventory in the middle of fights is stressing me out so much!

[@Gorvar100]

Matt: When are we going to the shotgun factory?!

[@medb1996]

how long until they bless the rains?

[@toastedllah2923]

its gonna take some time

[@4Wilko]

Damn it Pat. Why'd you have to say "body shots only"? Mr. Kneeshots Matt would've been super helpful with those big guys otherwise. Props to Pat for finally getting a Neck breaker without shooting a guy in the face before shooting him in the leg.

[@ruggedlemmings9163]

Matt: "Could you like...upgrade at least one of my things if we won't be getting the shotgun for a while?" This reminds me of Woolie telling the story of Jacob and Esau: Pat: "Jacob, you have so many blessing. And everyone else just have a blessing?." Woolie "NO ONE CAN HAVE A BLESSING!!!!"

[@PFSVenom]

On one side, i feel sad for Matt not getting many weapons, on the other side, shit like 5:36 happens, so fuck me

[@PFSVenom]

I know Crazy Talk is a common thing in these LPs, but god damn, whenever it's a Resident Evil LP, the Crazy Talk intensifies 5 times stronger.

[@Firestar4041]

Uroborus makes Crazy Talk stronger than its Requiem form.

[@PFSVenom]

Firestar4041 it's pronounced "Black Evil"

[@BrianRabadue]

The Benelli Shotgun is in 3-3, you haven't missed it... yet.

[@TheLinkandmarioshow]

I’m sure the shotgun was where pat thought it was but crazy talk moved it. On the other hand the moment of pat sitting still silent while he desperately looks up if he missed it was hilarious.

[@Cliff537]

The instant Matt got the rocket launcher I knew instantly he was gonna waste it.

[@BananasAndQuarters]

Even in the thumbnail art Pat ends up with the shotgun

[@spiraljumper74]

Damnit Pat why would you tell Matt to reload the magnum in the organize screen? You never reload it from the organize screen, upgrade the capacity man, free magnum ammo. Also, "You have nothing, what the hell?" says Pat after he takes everything from Matt.

[@gaminggoddess85]

I vividly remember Pat raving about about getting free a free clip when upgrading a gun's capacity in RE4 too. Literally would not shut up about it. Was so proud of himself for knowing about it. And yet here we are.

[@DennisUrMenace]

Anyone else notice how Pat just takes all the cool weapons and just leaves Matt with empty promises of a shotgun and when he finally does upgrade Matt’s weapon he doesn’t even go with the best upgrade path for the pistol he’s just clicking

[@DatAsuna]

"Hey matt, gimme your pistol, you won't need it, we'll upgrade the shotgun when we get it and I need more gold for fifth gun"

[@Kuronji]

Matt got a strong weapon. Pat takes. Matt cries.

[@SecondCitySavior6969]

Every time Pat fucks up we should just ask him : "- Why didn't you just teleport?"

[@Christothefirst]

“You have nothing. What the hell?” “Yeah, sure don’t.” This LP in a nutshell.

[@oldmatedave2382]

Matt finally speaks up and gets his upgrades, talk about a slow character arc.

[@pauldziadzio3056]

IDK why Pat doesn't see what he's doing. There's "I want to play Optimally" and then there's "I don't want them to possibly ruin it so I must have everything". LET MATT PLAY

[@skullraptor59]

Fun story, when I got the magnum i let sheva pick it up and when we ran out of ammo against the giant majini, she unloaded that thing and killed them both. Good Ai moment

[@KingMcKerchar]

Pat: You have nothing, what the hell? Matt: I sure don't... STOP BEING SO FUCKING GREEDY PAT, you have five weapons equipped, FIVE!!! Matt has a half upgraded pistol that you upgraded this video! I'm dying :D

[@J_Themborn]

Someone send Matt a broken pot or at least an audio recording of noting but broken pot sounds

[@specknacken6507]

Pat's gonna have a lot of fun with that ONE EMPTY INVENTORY SPACE. Like jesus christ this is some triple gluttony shit

[@habadasheryjones]

Pat has to be the most obnoxiously confident wrong person I have ever known. Nobody could know less with sounding like they know it all like he does.

[@AGrayPhantom]

There's a couple giant mid bosses standing right in front of him, and he manages to miss both of them with the rocket launcher. Wow.

[@Cruddyhorse]

It's bothers me more that he used it in the first place, the thing can literally one-shot every enemy in the game including bosses but he used it on fairly weak mini-bosses.

[@oradrive745]

Welcome back to re5 pack mule edition, does Matt get his shot gun will patt give him an upgrade?

[@lpenrike]

why is pat treatin matt as an AI partner? he gets all the weps and upgrades while matt is basically in attache case duty edit: apparently pat was right to do that considerin matts accuracy with RPGs

[@Sprech41]

matt whiffing that rocket launcher was some axe throwing tier shit

[@silvertears18]

Pat "Wow, you have nothing." Mat. "Yeah sure don't." I laughed so hard.

[@caoshedgehog]

As you can see, greed and gluttony are side effects of using the 「Crazy Talk」 stand

[@RoosterCogburnPhD]

I like to imagine the Gondola construction was like "Marge vs. the Monorail", except Wesker was the salesman.

[@goodvillain1015]

When are we gonna get to the Rage of Africa boss fight?

[@Gorvar100]

Goodvillain 101 Sooner than you've feared, later than you've hoped.

[@bobmonkey420]

Is the Baz a mini boss?

[@JoaoLucasK]

When Pat finally finds the shotgun

[@Tekh09]

That fight was cut content as Capcom saw the fan backlash due to all the Rage pushing. The basic concept was later used to build Joe Baker.

[@jcace13]

Welcome back to ‘is Pat a huge liar?’

[@patricksikhrangkur8814]

Personally, I've always found it difficult to find weapons that aren't in the level.

[@stryflyer]

So in Enter the Gungeon 2nd Gig will they do co-op and Pat takes everything and Matt is left to Fight the Dragun with his starter?

[@EkaMoshroca]

Crazy Talk returns?

[@theqreem8587]

When did it leave?

[@thelaughingrouge]

Crazy Talk just lays low from time to time, to lull Pat into a false sense of security.

[@Firestar4041]

It's always there, watching over Pat, STANDING behind him, judging him Wagging its little finger the entire time

[@tonyinfinite5174]

Hello Rebecca congrats being portrayed by matt in RE0 lets play

[@EkaMoshroca]

Hey, im not rebecca, i just really like her

[@TheChainsaw105]

Pat, Aspect of Greed, Wrath, and Gluttony

[@tristan62099]

"man you have nothing!" Says pat as he grips the rope holding the gun behind Matt's head in place to make sure Matt will always give him the good guns

[@Umberman]

Holy SHIT PAT YOU HAVE FIVE WEAPONS, YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THEM ALL YOU'RE GOING TO BLOAT AND MORPH INTO A WOOLIE MONSTER AT THIS RATE

[@Firestar4041]

It's too late for him, we need to put him down.

[@jackweber1657]

One of these days Paige will open the closet and find Pat gorging himself on upgrades.

[@GohanEgret]

Groose's Theme has never been more appropriate than it is in the upcoming Shotgun Saga Compilation.

[@frozenmoon999]

having played this game waaay too many times this hurts me they havent even reached the shotgun im dying

[@Hermitstatus]

"You have nothing! What the hell." Just about sums up Matt's lot in this LP.

[@NPVG2]

Do a 360 turn

[@pumpkin6429]

Panlie isCanon I had to do a 360 and walk away from this comment. 😂