Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 9)

[@TheKrawtch]

_slaps Pat_ This bad boy can fit so many weapons in it

[@Firestar4041]

slaps Matt* This poor boy, won't be getting any more upgrades for forever.

[@4thSurviver]

A little old lady used to just use this model to hold one little gun on sundays.

[@kameronhall4448]

Thats because that poor boy cant aim for shit how do you miss with a rocket launcher

[@ultraspinalki11]

This Is The Stance. True, but Pat missed two Magnum shots at point blank range and got decapitated for it.

[@kameronhall4448]

Also true but the magum has more ammo than two bullets and even then he died making the waste moot whereas matt wasted a rocket launcher and didnt die and the only way to get another is by spending 10k at the shop or beat the game whereas more magnum ammo can be found later anyway

[@Cliff537]

I love how Pat basically one-upped Matt’s rocket launcher miss by missing two magnum shots at point blank and then proceeding to die.

[@circular7]

"WHY DO I TALK?!?!" "I'M THE CHOKE MASTER!!!!" ~ Pat 2018

[@girlssittingonbooks]

Pat confirmed for the spiritual reincarnation of David Carradine.

[@4Wilko]

Miss. Miss! This split you gave me is making me choke.

[@DanielAvelan]

Hitting the back Of the neck.

[@mrwri]

6:46 "I feel really bad for him" He had a vision of the future. He was talking about future Pat, he feels bad for how he's going to be mercilessly ridiculed for whiffing two magnum shots at point blank range.

[@Inerrant1]

STANDOH POWER! ACTIVATE.

[@ReachStudioPro]

+Meester Writer Crazy Talk strikes again! Pat says "I feel really bad for him" to the chainsaw guy but crazy talk activates with a sexy pose and redirects it to Pat instead, after changing reality to making him miss twice and die.

[@JeedyJay]

He had a similar moment during the basement survival DLC of RE7, but that wasn't (immediately) fatal for him.

[@letthatchildalone7843]

By the end of this, Sheva is gonna be as buff as Chris due to having to fight everyone unarmed.

[@kameronhall4448]

but chris will be even more buff from carrying all the guns

[@li-limandragon9287]

Nah Chris will become weak and cowardly from using the sniper rifle for everything, he won't even be able to put a dent in that boulder at the end.

[@letthatchildalone7843]

Li-Li Mandragon Alternate ending where Sheva somersaults the boulder pls

[@jojofeeny3730]

Super late, but...agreed.

[@letthatchildalone7843]

@@jojofeeny3730 it's never too late

[@joylent_blue]

Pat guns go UP Matt guns go DOWN

[@circular7]

joylent_blue crazy talk goes up. Choking master goes WAY up.

[@Chadius]

Don't worry, the starter pistol is all Matt needs.

[@kameronhall4448]

Pat aim go Up Matt aim stay Down

[@Songi26]

Chainsaw Majini saw go UP Pats head go DOWN

[@DevonPalmer98]

Can Matt beat this game with just his knife. Stay tuned for this episode of hoarders

[@Inerrant1]

Calling it now, this is what the end-game will look like; cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/288814270471340032/474419949234946048/unknown.png

[@DevonPalmer98]

MaryShelleys Monster I enjoy that they have ammo for absolutely no reason

[@24_Hour_Majima]

Tune in for another episode of Pat being wrong, the saga that never ends!

[@despadas]

buy a stun rod and he will carry the rest of the game

[@theSHELFables]

The 3 handguns, 2 of the same type is what gets me

[@User-A-L-E-X]

Pat says "RUN!" Matt stands like a hero and kill the chainsaw guy just saying "I GOT IT"👏👏👏

[@AGrayPhantom]

Because people pointed out that sad Chris is the same plot as RE6, I have a better idea for bringing Sheva back: All the surviving women of Resident Evil get together on a tropical island to play beach volleyball together, but SURPRISE it turns out to be Banoi. This is a 100% unique idea.

[@Acesahn]

Someone give this man a development team!

[@4thSurviver]

RE6 Chris covers all the Chris types. You got Chapter 1 sad amnesiac Chris, Chapter 2 you got legendary hero Chris Chapter 3 you got mad Captain Ahab revenge Chris, Chapter 4 you got more grounded Leon beat sense into him Chris and Chapter 5 is getting back to hero Chris.

[@JeedyJay]

Piers beats some sense into Chris. Leon and Chris just get into a brief and inconclusive (but cool-looking) scuffle when Leon protects an evil mastermind because she looks like his not-girlfriend.

[@4thSurviver]

Fair enough, I just gave Leon credit since its the final part of the process of getting Chris out of his murder mindset and back onto his hero path.

[@JeedyJay]

I think the last part of that arc is the talk Piers and Chris have on the ground floor of that factory before heading outside, after the two parties part ways.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Pat: You have nothing, what the hell? *OH GEE WHIZ, PAT. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?*

[@loganshore4520]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 Pat really is just treating Matt like a younger sibling in this lp isnt he?

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Logan Shore the controller isnt even on its just woolie in the other room XD

[@0ovidio0]

15 minutes later... Oh man Im drowning in amunition

[@DiggyDougSauce94]

But then again, Matt has been willingly giving those weapons up, he even said he doesn't feel comfortable with the Magnum after he fucked up with the RPG.

[@iamnuff1992]

Matt did pretty good with the magnum tho.

[@GabeSweetMan]

6:48 Crazy Talk is growing stronger.

[@Firestar4041]

Pat Boivin "I feel bad for him" Crazy Talk "I don't~"

[@SuperRealracer]

Gabe Sweetman - Point blank, *T W I C E*, The earth is fucked if Pat EVER masters Crazy Talk.

[@gotnothingclever]

That laughter wasn't game audio, it was Crazy Talk's activation.

[@vertikil]

WHY DO I TALK!?!

[@mmelendez514]

THE CHOKEMASTER

[@chinaski6593]

"I feel really bad for him... **GETS IMMEDIATELY DECAPITATED** OH NO!!!" CLASSIC PAT! HAHAHAHAA "Whatever you say, prince of LIES" HAHAHAHAH CLASSIC MATT

[@skreeran]

I clapped when I saw it!

[@arashi86]

C'mon Pat, there's starving Shevas in Africa who need the weapons you keep hoarding

[@goodvillain1015]

Welcome back to the Adventures of the American Horde and the Starving African Lady

[@HellecticMojo]

it's shockingly relevant

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Goodvillain 101 oh my god this lp is an analogy now

[@Hermitstatus]

Do you think she can do all those somersaults if she were weighed down by 100 pounds of guns and protein powder? Alacrity requires sacrifice, or in this case, starvation by greedy Pat.

[@weir-t7y]

Goodvillain 101 the adventures of the Canadian hoarder and his weapon starved friend

[@SushiElemental]

As a side note: I can't believe how gray these levels' color pallets are. Glad that got better...

[@thelaughingrouge]

Welcome back to Pat hordes weapons like it's secret closet candy.

[@GoldLight73]

To be fair, Matt has declined both the Sniper Rifle and magnum when offered.

[@XcaptainXobliviousX]

and they have a mega fat stack of cash waiting for them at the end of 3-3 for sure, cuz they didnt spend this chapter. so Matt's M3 is gonna be putting out the crazy bullshit damage after upgrades

[@themoleman6806]

^Implying Pat won't immediately steal the M3 once it does decent damage.

[@Firestar4041]

^Further implying Pat will upgrade anything except his own stuff

[@pixlepotumus]

Pat screaming "WHY DO I TALK!" at the top of his lungs might be my new favorite SBF moment.

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@cenglish7240]

22. In Part 9 at 25:04 Pat proceeds to exclaim sarcastically "we can't get through here noooo" as his character proceeds to kick the door down and Pat becomes confused.

[@Saneek0215]

5:51 Pat mentions nonexistent door.

[@michaelmaguire4147]

Half of these were just hyperbole. I think sometimes y'all get a bit too hype about jumping on Pat for being wrong.

[@bioforce5]

@Michael Maguire I would say you're being hyperbolic about my hyperbole. At best two of them, 6 and 9, are pushing it. The rest are based in clearly demonstrable fact.

[@michaelmaguire4147]

How could I not be hyperbolic when discussing hyperbole? I'd also include 3.

[@GenericSoda]

I can't believe Matt went through an entire oil refinery level without a single mention of Face Off

[@zaneseibert]

And Josh asked if they were okay and Matt didn't reply with "Buster Wolf"

[@GenericSoda]

I also respect Matt's commitment to the Evil Umbrella Curse bit. It's winning me over

[@Szriko]

+GenericSoda STOP TALKING ABOUT FACE OFF

[@GenericSoda]

if only irving had activated the magnet boots then he could have gotten away clean

[@mrman6035]

Skeleton Warriors!

[@joylent_blue]

THE CHAINSAW CRAZY TALK CHOKE

[@toongirl007]

11:46 Holy shit they sequence broke the second chainsaw majini!! I think cuz Matt activated one and Pat turned the valve with the first chainsaw majini still chasing them it cancelled out the animation for the blue pants one to appear. They got lucky XD

[@richelledecastro7705]

Wow.

[@mikekazz5353]

So did they find some new speedrun tech?

[@toongirl007]

Mike Kazz probably! it could be easy to sequence break with co-op but to discover if this was just RNG for them, others have to do the exact same thing they did here.

[@theflamelord]

I thought it was because they died, the game skips the second phase like on the first boss

[@henryblackburn3856]

toongirl007 OMG WTF

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Fun Fact: Sheva's only appearance has been in this game, but she was supppsed to make a return in the Resident Evil: Vendetta movie. She was removed however and replaced with Rebecca, as the writer Makoto Fukami found it made more sense storywise to include her. And fun fact about Rebecca, she's creator Shinji Mikami's most despised character in the entire series, as he finds her too "submissive and weak".

[@kylescott2235]

HighwaterTrousers who's Rebecca?

[@devanmuse]

Really? Rebecca is the "submissive and weak" one? But he's fine with Ashley, the literal damsel in distress, who spends half the game in some form of captivity?

[@ironmazo524]

Rebecca chambers the medic of bravo team iirc, she is in RE and RE0, makes a photo cameo in RE2.

[@theqreem8587]

What does Mikami know? He cut his head off with a chainsaw over RE4

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Alphonse isbest Rebecca Chambers is one of the surviving STARS members from Resident Evil and RE0. And if you want to make Pat SUPER mad, she's the star of S.D. Perry's Resident Evil: Caliban Cove.

[@JeedyJay]

2:38 - That was an implausibly lucky moment for Pat. He ran directly on top of an explosive and started a melee attack on what seems like the very last frame before it exploded. The enemy he was punching was killed by the explosion he was standing on, before the punch even connected. Shame that luck doesn't last. Choke Master, indeed.

[@4Wilko]

Yeahh. Matt got another two Throat slits in a row. +1 later, That's 6 instant kills by Matt so far. That number's competing with their game overs. Glad Pat figured out he didn't need to overcomplicate the Neck breaker. How many more parts until Pat notices the Sell All Treasures button?

[@Jimbo_SIice]

Two. I count two.

[@rio923100]

4Wilko there's a sell all? I didnt know that

[@4Wilko]

Yup. 30:24 - R1 Sell all

[@Goddamnitiwantaname]

"I feel really bad for him" 1 second later... *CHAINSAW NOISES CUTTING THROUGH FLESH AND BONE* You couldn't achieve this form of perfection if you would practice it. It is a gift, Pat.

[@ArcRay20]

oh right, i forgot they didnt actually have decapitation in this game. they just use terrible camera work to hide it except for the part where you can still see your character's head still intact.

[@gaminggoddess85]

I wonder why they went from RE4's many gory death scenes to this PG-13 stuff. Did people complain?

[@eusouocarameuirmao]

something something depctions of decapitations became a big no-no in japanese media recently. the goverment made it illegal or whatever

[@DarkSide0121]

Weren't there a lot of high profile murder cases that involved decapitation in Japan?

[@Cruddyhorse]

They censored it because you could be playing online co-op with people from countries with severe censorship on decapitation so they just censored it for all countries. Although for whatever reason the enemy heads popping is a-ok and when you get bit by the shell monster you still lose your upper body half.

[@4Wilko]

Fun fact: In Japan, Biohazard 4 chainsaw deaths didn't decapitate Leon.

[@MajorCrasher]

Pat: Why do I have so much sniper ammo??? Gee maybe because you both were supposed to have snipers

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Invite Woolie for a 2nd gig, and do a egg only playthrough.

[@gingaguy]

Cyrus K This comment must go to the top

[@circular7]

(throw rotten egg at woolie and dies instantly...on the inside)

[@daddysempaichan]

How about a stun rod only. Or with weapons they find bad and switching the roles, like Pat has the shotgun and Matt with all the weapons.

[@4Wilko]

Give Matt the Infinite Rocket Launcher.

[@ginjais]

If anything, this LP proves that Matt is pretty good at RE5, all things considered.

[@drakna3157]

Another fine episode of Pat "Power-hungry" Boivin and Matt "gun deprived" McMuscles

[@codygist308]

Pat fuckboivin

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Top of tower with the value, Jewel Beetle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten at top of tower can be seen briefly at 3:34 on the left side where Sheva walks past. Value: 2000 Dropped from second Chainsaw Majini, Venom Fang, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the second chainsaw wielder, failed to trigger as they didn't zipline into the area to trigger him. Value: 3000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Current loss of value: 39000 Total Points: 26 Episodes where no treasures were missed: (1) Part 6 Getting REAL close to that 50 k mark, hell, in Chapter 3 Act 1 alone, they missed out on 15 k alone.

[@Ktmfan450]

And That's Ok could the rocket launcher be considered a loss considering how it got wasted almost immediately

[@ziadmohammed8500]

Didn’t they miss the second venom fang from the chainsaw guy ?

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

ziad mohammed yup and I included that

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

robert stevenson don’t tempt me

[@sketchywest1176]

Can't wait to see how much they miss in 4-1.

[@liquid_refreshment2791]

In blackest night, in blackest evil, no guns for Matt because Pat's a weevil

[@henrygreen2096]

The fact that Matt runs out of ammunition and _still_ tries to help Pat is baller as hell.

[@Berry_Goosey]

20:43 This is a highlight of the LP, imo. They saved eachother from getting chainsaw'd, and defeated the Evil!

[@DerpyShoes]

"I'm drowning in ammo" - Pat

[@4Wilko]

Is that why he choked?

[@SN1P3RW0LF2573Videos]

Wow, Pat taught me something, apparently the stun rod, which was my favorite for a long time due to damage, also acts as a flash grenade.

[@notoverwatch6991]

"I can't find my way up." "Oh, I found it." Crazy Talk.

[@redknight3996]

Oh wow, they actually glitched out the second chainsaw guy. There was supposed to be a second dude with blue pants that jumps down where the second turning thingy was. They actually managed not to fight him at all by fucking up his intro.

[@evanriver5112]

redknight3996 Yeah, I was going to say that too. It looked like he was going to appear cause Sheva's camera shifted for it but he wasn't there. Didn't even know that could happen.

[@4Wilko]

It's likely because of game overs keeping the difficulty down.

[@evanriver5112]

Hmm, Ive died more times before this section then them and had to fight the second one still. So think they managed to glitch it more then anything. Since the camera even shows him spawn but not spawn.

[@4Wilko]

Sheva's camera shifted to show Chris landing and his red pants chainsaw majini spawning. It's the same camera cut from earlier when Matt went down there with Chris's camera showing Sheva landing then panning over to the red pants chainsaw majini. The second one simply wasn't triggered.

[@evanriver5112]

At around 11:45 it looked like it was showing the spawn cutscene of the second one, like it always does, but he just wasnt there. So dont know..

[@Jetiko27]

Stand under ladders and taze anyone jumping down. No damage, no ammo cost.

[@4Wilko]

Or at the top of ladders for extra laughs.

[@keanuashimself6144]

None of the areas in the game actually have an infinite spawn of enemies. There's always a limit to the enemies spawn.

[@HazzaG212]

In which everyone who said that Matt shouldn't have the magnum because he misses a whole bunch was immediately proven wrong.

[@dsfrreerg]

Pat Stream of enter the gungeon left him with a deep hunger... for GUNS!

[@willg8035]

And depression! Dude seemed so damn bummed.

[@circular7]

Vexxo for choking

[@mrman6035]

circular7 he is the Choke Master after all

[@PALACIO254]

why was he bummed?

[@Sterski1]

Welcome back to Matt gets nothing.

[@TestAcct46]

"I feel really bad for him." (gets head chopped off) Who saw that coming? Show of hands.

[@xzenitramx666]

TestAcct46 ✋

[@GamerGuysReviews]

"I feel really bad for hi-" *Chainsaw decapitates Chris* Not exactly sympathetic, huh?

[@Hejeval]

"I feel bad for this guy" as two seconds later Chris' head flies off.

[@4Wilko]

Pat meant Chris as he totally let him die on purpose. Yes.

[@DJ-Fakie]

How perfect is the thumbnail that all Matt has is a pistol and Pat is keeping the M3 shotgun from him

[@RevengeOfMoctezuma]

Next episode is the moment you've all been waiting for! It's almost shotgun time! Now all we need is for them to miss the shotgun.

[@darkneon85]

I feel like Pat has looked up it's exact location to make sure they don't miss it. If he didn't though there is a good chance they could though since it's kind of hidden.

[@kmizu8646]

Man, Pat getting shitted on by karma is hilarious!

[@shadowforce96]

Man Crazy Talk gets stronger with every LP

[@mrwri]

This week on the Matt n Pat "Don't say a fuckin' word until we're past this part" Show

[@vitya1980]

matthew "wont use dpad quick select in crisis situation" kowalewski

[@darkneon85]

Yet somehow has a lower death count than Pat

[@TheTrueMerrio]

And welcome back to "Pat becomes a hoarder while Matt tags along"

[@solidousscott811]

"WHY DO I TALK?". Best line ever.

[@JacksawJack]

" I feel really bad for him." *Crazy Talk activates* 'WHY DO I TALK?!?!?!" Instead of wasting ammo on the horde after the second chainsaw guy, why didn't you just stand with your back to the ladder and swat them with the stun rod as they jumped down. You hemorrhaged a lot of ammo there.

[@RenegD]

"I feel so bad for him- OH FUCK" Pat,2018. Crazy talk got him again.

[@TheBstakz]

Pat: *I'M THE CHOKE MASTER!!!* Paige, somewhere else in the universe: Skelmo agrees.

[@user-iq3xc5gc1f]

David Carradine called himself the choke-master. Before the incident.

[@everforward5561]

I winced as soon as Pat started bragging. I knew he was about to fuck up.

[@baggettaboutit]

Crazy Talk grows in power every second it isn't active. Crazy Talk strength go up. Pat loses head.

[@TheHenrytouchdown]

I implore everyone who hasn't, to watch episode 76 of TMS to see Woolie have a meltdown at the end of someones sidequest.

[@JeedyJay]

It hit him right in the backstory.

[@gaminggoddess85]

What, did one of the girls have her Hulk doll broken?

[@darkneon85]

Wow you were right lol

[@sadtoast6122]

the zombambos plate so much more intense in cut scenes then in gameplay they just stand there 5 feet away just staring at you for pike a full minute instead of sprinting full speed like in left for dead

[@sackroad349]

The Greed Saga continues..

[@profanegunman7586]

It's like Greeling but it's Greepat.

[@Oreomeister]

"We are getting sooooo much ammo." "I'm out of handgun ammo."

[@harrishoin7950]

Every time I see matt fire the shotgun from pistol distance I die a little on the inside

[@SHHHonlydreamsnow]

brother may I have some upgrades?

[@24_Hour_Majima]

No brother, I need all the upgrades.

[@2ndToLast501]

She talk crazy talk...

[@SuspiciousKoala]

I can't wait for them to realize how useful capacity upgrades are for managing the inventory space... Plus it gives free ammo if you had an empty gun like the magnum.

[@4Wilko]

I hope Pat doesn't absent mindedly grab the magnum out of storage later and reload it.

[@Mantis47]

Pat absolutely knows about the free ammo upgrade because he did it all the time in RE4. But for some reason, he's ignoring it this time.

[@mr.bootleg424]

Alright Pat, time to redeem yourself. You're about to find the fabled shotgun of legend that you've kept us all waiting for.

[@Blade0fEvilsBane]

ive been watching you guys do this for the last 6 or so years and it just gets better and better. thanks for the laughs.

[@idiotsgotu8424]

Matt misses with an RPG in the last episode, and Pat misses twice with a magnum at point blank. They don't call it a gold edition for nothing! Moments like those are why I love this channel! Reminds me of Pat stepping on the first bear trap in RE4.

[@guldamar6782]

*Time Limit starts* Pat: LETS JUST WASTE TIME DOING NOTHING IMPORTANT

[@habadasheryjones]

I wonder if Pat even plugged Matt's controller in like a big brother.

[@wrydiculouslionel]

"I feel bad for the guy" *gets chainsawed immediately* [Crazy Talk] at its finest.

[@lowlight1614]

Pat hordes everything and Matt never reloads his guns.

[@Cfood]

*Pat does the follow-up combo on fat baddie* "Wow, that's a RARE animation." Yeah it wouldn't be rare if you guys knew how to team up combo correctly.

[@stilllife8]

"I feel really bad for him" - instantly dies. "WHY DO I TALK?!" Crazy Talk continues to be the strongest stand.

[@yarution367]

"I feel sorry for him" says man soon to be decapitated

[@blitzrick3678]

Pat's greed knows no bounds.

[@ghouliethousandtrouser2905]

That's an interesting technique Chris uses against big dude, a huge dramatic backhand slap into T-pose, just falling short of jazz hands. Add that to Sheva's backflip kick, and you've kinda gotta question the legitimacy of their training.

[@dreday56]

Somebody get Pat a life preserver, he's drowning in all sorts of shit.

[@Jasheal77]

25:03 Pat's crazy talk being in full affect he says " we can't get through here, nooooo" precedes to kick supposed locked door and it flies right open😂😂😂😂

[@will5246]

I like how matt missed the blue stationary plate but then nails the snake no problem, what even

[@kdcj800]

Pat saying i "I really feel bad for him"is one of my favorite Crazy talk activates moments it's almost as good as Paige almost dying to the last papyrus bone in the undertake run

[@Shadic4101]

Matt shot Pat at 10:00. Matt's true colors are showing

[@OldMemesDieHard]

Pat RT’d a Pat hordes weapons meme so we can only hope until the next play session

[@fuji_n2927]

Even though Pat is hoarding weepoons, the most annoying thing is Matt disability in using the dpad to change weepoons... Oof...

[@ionfamous]

The title art at the beginning is very subtle, showing that Matt will only be using a pistol this entire African Safari.

[@DotDusk]

Crazy Talk is trully a mysterious power.

[@oofta.gaming]

The chainsaw guys still creep me out!

[@alexwilliams4944]

Those are some of my fav enemies in all the RE games

[@gamegod273]

I still wished they slashed faster like the guys in RE4, they've got too much lead up.

[@IndoorSitup]

SupaPixelGirl i remember shitting my pants when i got killed by one of those things in resi 4

[@SoaringLettuce]

Dr Salvador is what makes the Gamecube boxart for RE4 the best one ever

[@joeysingingchannel]

First time getting killed by these guys at a friend's house I was just frozen in the chair in complete shock.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

6:45 - watch this bit at half speed if you're interested in hearing what this LP would sound like if Matt and Pat were drunk.

[@simbadg13]

Pats crazy talk makes the future come true with the chainsaw guy. Has crazy talk unlocked it's requiem ability????

[@jcace13]

1 second to spare, the Best Friends motto. That or ten minutes too late.

[@brainflash1]

Where's the shotgun, Pat?

[@TheChosenKey]

This is gonna be a fun compilation to watch.

[@lewisbyrd2614]

6:48 "I feel really bad for him" RRRRRRGRGRGRRGRGR "OH NO!" *Proceeds to get decapitated [CRAZY TALK] is truly unstoppable.

[@bizarregold4515]

"I feel really bad for him" gets head cut off

[@DanielAvelan]

"Forget those guys! Get in here, on the double!" "No Josh, I need to kill and loot this place dry!"

[@KuroCartoonist]

"Splendid timing! Youse two are just in time for the fireworks show! BOOM!"

[@tailedgates9]

Oh my god. Oh my god, I didn't even realize it until after they left it, but they were literally on an oil refinery.

[@gaminggoddess85]

There's one in MGS5 too. I guess they must exist outside there.

[@Saintdraconis]

just for sake of stupidity, i would love they totally miss the shotgun in the next part