Two Best Friends Play Resident Evil 5 (Part 12)

[@defonoteleazar4998]

Pat: “You want a melee vest?” Matt: “Does it visually show on your character?” Pat: “Nah...” c r a z y t a l k

[@mastermarkus5307]

Why doesn't he just know how to say "I don't know"!?

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@@mastermarkus5307 i think for pat "nah IS I don't know"

[@JeedyJay]

*_Yes, the armor shows up on your character, Pat, you chronically-wrong goblin._*

[@Kalnafein]

K-kono Powa!

[@Rockymann27]

He was right about it taking up a slot though.

[@SHOTRED555]

Yeah pat is goblin gives a nice touch. The ginger goblin

[@gaminggoddess85]

I think they call those "leprechauns".

[@SHOTRED555]

gaminggoddess85 true but calling him a goblin hits where it hurts. Would you rather be a goblin or a leprechaun

[@Cruddyhorse]

"Man we are low on Handgun ammo all the time." Pat says as he has 35 bullets while Matt has 2.

[@Brainwave101]

"It takes up a whole slot? NO WAY" says Matt, the man carrying nothing.

[@4Wilko]

He needs that space to carry more explosives.

[@Brainwave101]

you mean the explosives he always either fucks up with or just ends up giving to Pat?

[@4Wilko]

RPG!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

He doesn't always fuck up with it. It's just that when he fails, he fails spectacularly.

[@Mr_Jumbles]

Brainwave 101 YES!

[@HighwaterTrousers]

Fun Fact: As we watch Pat hoard güns away from bröther Matt, know that the Merchant from Resident Evil 4 was in the original draft for this game. Way back in the town section, Chris would have had to cross a hoard of zombies by hopping across pillars as the zombies tried to topple them over. After crossing, Chris would meet the Merchant who'd ask him if he'd taken care of all the zombies. If the Merchant were here today, he'd have helped share the upgrades.

[@Artyom1247]

Merchant: Whaddya buyin'? Matt: Nothing. :(

[@FoB952]

I kinda preffer he isnt in the game. Carry too many good things over and theyre not special or unique anymore. It just becomes the norm.

[@H4V0K1407]

I can imagine it already. As Chris is buying shit and upgrading, the Merchant sort of looks back and forth between Chris and Sheva expectantly. But Sheva just waits there, with two bullets in her pistol while Chris is carrying a grenade launcher, a sniper, a machine gun, a supped up pistol and a god tier stun rod.

[@TheSkullivan12]

Pat suddenly paying attention to Matt's inventory feels like a guy suddenly waking up at 1 AM and remembering he agreed to feed his friend's pets.

[@RenegD]

Can't wait for them to play Code Veronica and listen to Wesker's greatest line: "Oh little fishy, come see my hook"

[@copiumhsrgi]

😢

[@TonyBMan]

R.I.P. in Playboys, Super Best Friends. :-(

[@backjas23]

Controversial opinion: Pat's quest for gun is not the whole problem. Its Matt's inability to stand up to the hugeness of Pat Redfield and make his voice heard that's preventing him from getting more stuff.

[@BattleSpew]

Matt also said "no" when asked if he wanted his stuff further upgraded, so ...

[@GuyUWishUWere]

Matt should play KOTOR 2. Kriea has much to teach him.

[@Draliseth]

If he's Pat Redfield does that make Matt... Mallomar?

[@gaminggoddess85]

Stealing this joke, but he's clearly the Mattache Case.

[@thegoodoldays911]

I think some people came up with "all for pat" which is pretty good.

[@mr.bootleg424]

DC Douglas really enjoys the fact that he voiced Wesker. Check out his KZbin channel.

[@connothecowboy]

i also really enjoy the fact he voiced wesker

[@Timestrider539]

Mr.Bootleg He did pretty good as 2Bs Pod in Nier Automata too. He was also Grimoire Noir in Nier 1.

[@0rriAndroid]

Friendly reminder that Pat said "Nico Nico Nyooo" in the previous episode.

[@jdog45ify]

Almost as bad as NepNep... almost

[@liquid_refreshment2791]

Tuturu!

[@Kenpachi_Ramasama]

Not exactly a Gyro “Nyo-hoh”, but it’ll do.

[@AK3601]

Liam has finally polluted Pat's mind with anime-autism.

[@elrowlight4639]

The weirder fact about the Liam anime bit is that Liam seems extremely choosy about his anime.

[@4Wilko]

"We're low on handgun ammo all the time." That handgun with 2 bullets in the chamber was a prime candidate for a capacity upgrade for free bullets. 22:57 - Dramatic pause How many more parts until Pat realizes there's a Sell All Treasures button? 9:02 - "What do you mean?"

[@AGrayPhantom]

Dude! I was wondering if there was a "sell-all" button! I was thinking that that would be so convenient! I'm not surprised that Pat missed that.

[@gaminggoddess85]

There's a legend for the controls on the Organize screen. It's very tiny but it does say what button is to Sell All.

[@YaguPL]

4Wilko he knows it

[@miscmer8030]

22:59 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

[@Tearonex]

20:17 Oh Crazy Talk, glad to see you're still around!

[@ThatAngryGuyofDE]

Episode 12 Sell all has yet to be noticed

[@N00BSYBORG]

Seeing Chris pick up a Soul Gem has reminded me of how rad he was in UMvC3. He has everything in that game. Including the boulder punch.

[@Zantetsu13]

i thought he was getting ready to fight Diablo, the lord of terror. Oh wait, that was a soulstone, not a soul gem, my bad. Guess I might be a little distracted because of all the gem drops they are getting without any rune drops yet.

[@4Wilko]

Well, when you shatter a soulstone a bunch of gems drop out right? Then you can shove them into your horadric cube to make bigger gems.

[@N00BSYBORG]

Autistic Artist Welcome to Resident Evil. This is a universe where crows drop cash and grenades upon death.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Should've been Leon tho

[@roguespartan345]

For anyone who doesn’t know you can totally snipe the guys manning the lasers and they’ll stop!

[@dyliososcioso650]

When Call of Cthulu comes out Oct 30th I really hope Matt is on the controls and we get the full game.

[@theqreem8587]

I hope it's even buggier than the last Cthulhu game and we get less episodes then that one

[@supremacistdawn]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, we'll just settle for hoping it's not total dogshit.

[@SushiElemental]

Iä! Iä!

[@Scarb1984]

You know what? Pat can keep all the guns. Matt will always be the top gun.

[@onhillsgaming]

Fun fact. Pat says the melee vest doesn't appear on their characters when equipped but it does.

[@InugamiTheHound]

Matt's upgrades go UP! Pat's gold pile goes DOWN!!

[@Kcbookguru]

So if that ancient zulu death laser can instantly turn people into a red mist. How strong is Chris and Sheva if they can just shots like that and survive. As a matter of fact if Chris can punch a ten ton bolder and move it, then hasn't he surpassed the levels of a normal human? See Wesker you dont need bio curses or viruses to become a god, just get swol with a protein shake.

[@matheuspimentelcruz3204]

20:37 NOOOOO, that's the perfect spot to shoot the majini and disable one of the mirrors!

[@ImmaLittlePip]

19:18 Earth Emblem The true sequel to fire emblem

[@GoldLight73]

Nah, it's just an Earthbound/Fire Emblem crossover.

[@Firestar4041]

. . . but i'd buy that, for real tho :U (wouldn't it also be Mother Emblem?)

[@Doralga]

Gold Wade Firebound

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Gold Wade Last time Fire Emblem crossed over with something, we got Tokyo Mirage Sessions.

[@GoldLight73]

Depends if Lucas and Company are included

[@michaelmaguire4147]

Wow [CrazyTalk] totally erased that herb, I totally saw it when he was being attacked

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Ok, its not just me, right? But despite all odds and greed, even though he isn't playing that well, Matt is doing a lot better than Pat for most of this LP so far? Edit: 14:35 Haha, look at Pat, I guess the comments finally got to him, he's starting to care about Matt now and upgrading his stuff. "Matt, are you happy with those? Are you happy with those herbs? Do you want more upgrades?"

[@0rriAndroid]

Considering Pat keeps taking his guns, yes

[@oradrive745]

No it's not you your totally right

[@TheFantasticGreyFox]

matt has turned the term "feast or famine" on its head and I am infinitely fascinated how

[@Chaos2Frozen]

Not in this episode at least. Matt is still the Bumbler King. Took more damage, got lasered more, and is still not using the D-pad to switch items.

[@carlbates9110]

Matt is forced to do better due to all the good weapons being stolen from him.

[@LightningZerker]

I remember this Wesker/Excella scene with the models swapped for Shirtless Wesker and Chris.

[@skolkor]

Love that one.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

That scenario would somehow be less awkward then what we got.

[@IVIegadude]

How is it that Matt is so wildly incompetent but somehow still more effective than Pat? I'm infuriated that he can't pick up the ez d pad switching but he still kills more shit with garbage guns.

[@bioforce5]

The current [Crazy Talk] tally: 1. When asked if the PC version even has coop, Pat says "Yeah, I played it! I did, I did play it in coop!" 2. The mob of enemies that Pat says gives you nothing not only gives you something, it is in fact a unique treasure you cannot get anywhere else in the game. 3. Says everything in the environment can be slashed for ammo. Immediately attempts to slash an indestructible object that gives nothing. 4. Pat attempts to explain his strategy for avoiding damage from enemies that drop from the ceiling in the house, only to eat shit before he even finishes explaining. 5. Pat tells Matt that he has to come with to trigger the boss fight, then proceeds to trigger it without Matt. 6. Pat claims that dogs always hit him. Seconds later a dog is killed by friendly fire from a Molotov throwing majini without even having a chance to hit Pat. 7. Pat claims restarting the mission to find pickups have repopped is "how the golden egg trick works." This is not how the golden egg trick works. It involves giving an item to your partner in the pre mission screen, taking it back from them, and then saving and quitting to abuse how your inventory saves when doing co-op. 8. Pat insists the first thing they should do before grabbing the key at the marketplace is to unlock the door. This in fact makes the sequence much harder as the majini now have an additional entrance to make use of and results in Pat immediately eating shit from the "big boy" that comes through the door and then subsequently setting himself on fire. Leaving the door locked at least temporarily funnels them all to the window. 9. Pat tells Matt he has 10 grenades. Matt opens his inventory revealing he in fact only has 5 grenades. Pat then exclaims "Yup, you have 10 grenades." 10. Pat claims at the start that shooting enemies in the knees sucks, only to later find that the strongest melee attack in the game is gotten with knee shots. 11. Pat claims the truck "vaporized in the explosion" only to immediately see the truck wasn't vaporized, but blown to the side of the road. 12. In the car chase sequence Pat claims he killed everyone in the truck and blew it up. Moments later the still living drivers in the intact truck game over them. 13. Pat says Wesker could have just teleported back up to the window he was thrown out of. Wesker doesn't teleport, he just dashes too fast to track his movement. 14. Pat tells Matt to dump his current shotgun because he'll be getting the M3 in Chapter 3-1. It is in fact in Chapter 3-3, literally the last zone of this section of the game before the boss fight. 15. Pat claims he's going to "start the fight" when he goes to pick up the first slate. The first slate does not trigger a fight. 16. Pat tells Matt the shotgun MUST be in the village. He is now double wrong about where the M3 is located, and is continuing to get more wrong by the second. 17. Pat tells Matt he can't escape the trap around the magnum on his own and Matt must help him. Pat then immediately frees himself with no help from Matt. 18. Pat insists Sheva never said she wanted to give up. She literally says "We should both get the hell out of here." 19. Pat says "I feel really bad for him" in reference to how hard he was kicking the chainsaw majini's ass, only to immediately waste 2 magnum shots in a row and get decapitated by him, resulting in a game over. 20. During the sequence in which they have to protect Josh, Matt says he assumes the enemies are gonna start coming out of the walls. Pat replies "No, we killed everybody." As he is saying this a cutscene starts up in which the enemies start coming out of the walls. 21. During a chainsaw majini fight Pat says "We're dead" as the majini winds up for a decapitation. [Crazy Talk] activates instantly, stunning the majini thus saving Matt and Pat. 22. Pat walks up to a door he presumes to be impossible to open and sarcastically exclaims "we can't get through here. Noooo." He then opens the door with no issues and becomes confused. 23. While giving Matt advice on escape routes from a chainsaw majini that was chasing him, Pat tells Matt "There's a door near you." Matt was standing on a raised platform with no doors anywhere on it. 24. Pat claims that the tentacles on their left during the Irving fight only attack the player on their right, and this was supposedly why they were only attacking Pat. The moment he finishes making this assertion, a left side tentacle attacks Matt instead. 25. Pat claims that you can't purchase ammo, however, purchasing a gun and then selling it back leaves the ammo it came loaded with in your inventory allowing you to purchase ammunition. Also, as Matt pointed out, you can technically purchase ammunition by purchasing an ammo capacity upgrade. This is more limited than purchasing a gun and selling it back, but is still a very effective means of acquiring ammo when you have capacity upgrades available. 26. Pat claims that the M3 Shotgun has a tighter spread than the Ithaca. All shotguns in RE5 have the same average shot grouping cone. 27. Pat says the armor you can purchase doesn't visibly appear on the character model. It, in fact, does. 28. Pat exclaims that the laser emitter has stopped. It immediately fires another laser the moment he says this. 29. While waiting to see if some majini would walk into the path of one of the lasers, Pat say "No, they're not gonna move past that spot." Immediately after saying this the majini walk into the laser. Anything else so far? I'll post these when I start an episode and add as occurrences of [Crazy Talk] activate. //Side Notes\\ 1. The fact that the game "used to" have coop and that you can "mod it in" do not change the fact that it currently does not have coop, even though Pat said it did. 2. Saying Matt had 55 grenades was a joke, yes, but saying he had 10 was definitely meant to be a more realistic answer. That said, I only included it in the list because it was funny that we clearly see he has five grenades and Pat reaffirms that has "10." 3. I realize Pat saying dogs always hit him was an exaggeration and not a matter of fact statement, but the fact that within seconds of saying that a dog dies on its own directly in front of Pat without getting to even try to attack REEKS of [Crazy Talk].

[@4Wilko]

Ya gotta throw in the 13:05 moment. Armor does show up.

[@Aki145]

What of [Crazy Talk] Erasing the Green Herb 3:44 ? Because no one picked it up and when they looked for it again, it was gone. And 20:15 Pat thinking the laser stopped... it didnt.

[@bioforce5]

Hey guys! Keep the updates coming. I didnt have the chance to watch this episode last night and wont have time until later today. Sadly, I couldn't even get this posted until late last night hence it having so much less attention than in previous episodes.

[@4Wilko]

Matt killed a dude at 2:40 and spawned the herb. Random enemy drops disappear after some time and they took way too long getting back to it. It was last seen at 4:00. So Pat was right in thinking there was an herb there. It's gone now.

[@icecreammouth]

Revise number 25, you can purchase ammo for at least one gun at 12:23

[@lemeres2478]

gotta love how pat's definition of "healing the party" is "give me your heal item"

[@ArizonaRangerPE]

Will they ever sell the old shotgun? *no*

[@4Wilko]

They will also never get the Hydra because they won't max out the Ithaca M37's upgrades.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

Can't. Pat's crazy talk might erase Matt's good shotgun from existence. He needs a backup.

[@realpatriot1769]

Will Matt ever get a decent long range weapon besides his dinky pistol? Why is Pat hoarding all the good shit

[@chumunga648]

I love how everytime Pat tries to be cool Matt has to save him and Pat repays him by hogging all the stuff

[@Biodeamon]

eventually somebody will learn so much they'll never die

[@radiack123]

that was the most disturbing inventory organizing i have ever seen

[@wanacoba]

Between Pat hoarding the upgrades and Matt not knowing what a d-pad is... this is a very fun lp to watch!

[@StuartRobertM]

David Cage should make one of his games about Pat and Matt's relationship. Montreal:Becoming Gun or something.

[@r.marenrethew1809]

crazy talk for real! Pat the herb did exist minute at 3:44 by the time Matt gets to you it disappeared

[@BlargleWargle]

So Pat has graduated from not only holding all the guns but also now demanding to be Full Restored when they have herbs available.

[@jackojock101]

God I forgot how fucking badass and awesome Wesker was. I still miss him

[@ImmaLittlePip]

More herb crazy talk this episode

[@sagua85]

We're witnessing its powers in front of our eyes as it erased that herb that was totally there before.

[@fep3]

it actually was, you can see it at 3:43

[@fizzguy47]

Crazy Talk actually making Pat think he's crazy

[@SlayerOfKleiners]

[CRAZY TALK OVER HEAVEN]

[@supremacistdawn]

Well extended herb use usually activates crazy talk in people.

[@Nagassh]

One day Pat might become so overladen with guns that he needs Pat to carry his herbs and ammo. He better not get greedy and try to use them though. We will call him, the "MATTACHE CASE".

[@CoolYourGhoul]

* Matt heals himself after being horribly wounded Pat: NO!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING???

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

There's an entire subreddit inside the soul gem inside the dead bat bug monster.

[@johnwitkus]

Surprise Surprise! Pat got the grenade launcher!

[@daddysempaichan]

Surprise Surprise! He threw it away in the storage, never to see the light of day ever again.

[@kovulion7777]

Man, all of moments of them having a hard time, just superimpose that scene and talk they had about not wearing the armor vests. Those thing reduces damage a lot

[@Renegadebane]

"The lasers are manned" "Oh a dead end to the side of the laser, must be nothing." You guys played RE4, you beat the catapult area. I figured that shit out when I was a kid at release.

[@cmegma]

Pat is trying to become one with gun.

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

Missed Treasure Count, Alleyway Chapter 1 Act 1 Topaz (Marquise), gotten upon killing all the people in the alley, bonus point because Pat was wrong about getting nothing there. Value: 3000 Building, Chapter 1 Act 2 Antique Clock, gotten on other side of banister you didn't look at. Value: 2000 Boss Fight, Chapter 1 Act 2 Gold Ring, I won't count this one though since fighting this boss is more of a NG+ thing Middle of the area behind stands, Chapter 2 Act 1 Ruby (Marquise), gotten by blowing up stands to find chest behind them. Value: 3000 Across roofs after the battle with the helicopter, Chapter 2 Act 1, Emerald (Square) gotten upon going all the way across the roofs near the area they got the sniper rifle. Valu : 1000 End of the train track on the wall, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon inspecting the wall on the wall, can be faintly see shimmering at 5:46, Pat even walks towards it then backs away at the last second. Value: 2000 Directly right of the pallets they climbed up, Chapter 2 Act 2, Jewel Beetle, gotten upon turning directly backwards from the ladder, a few steps to the right would have also seen it. Value: 2000 Near start of tunnel, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Pear), gotten near start of tunnel, kind of hard to see when going forward tbf. Value: 1000 Top of Windmill, Chapter 2 Act 2, Ruby (Square), gotten at the top of the wench, slightly hidden as a texture. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on the tree to the right, can be seen shimmering at 7:01 directly to the right of Sheva's head. Value: 1000 First Platform with Beast Slate, Chapter 3 Act 1, Ruby (Pear), gotten on the skull to the left. Value: 1000 Near end of First Pathway, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten on tree to the right in the pathway they went down. Value: 1000 Middle Island, Chapter 3 Act 1, Beetle (Brown), gotten to the left of the middle island. Value: 1000 Right side of area where Raptor Plate is acquired, Beetle (Brown), in the water at the left most tree. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Emerald (Pear), at stand where Patt was originally slicing, literally the ONE skull at top he didn't swipe at. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Ruby (Pear), at the first hut on the right, the skull. Value: 1000 Upper Right side of the area where Shaman Plate is, Chalice (Silver), at end, the left ladder they for some reason didn't go open. Value: 2000 Upper Left side, Beetle (Brown), gotten in the pool next to ladder. Value: 1000 On tree towards the exit, Beetle (Brown), gotten on one of the trees while leaving the area. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 16:48, Ceremonial Mask, Chapter 3 Act 1, gotten by going through the tunnel at 16:48 and opening a chest. A....are they doing this on purpose at this point? Anyway, Value: 4000 Down pathway at 27:20, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the first torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Down pathway at 27:20, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten by shooting the second torch in the hallway. Value: 1000 Top of tower with the value, Jewel Beetle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten at top of tower can be seen briefly at 3:34 on the left side where Sheva walks past. Value: 2000 Dropped from second Chainsaw Majini, Venom Fang, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the second chainsaw wielder, failed to trigger as they didn't zipline into the area to trigger him. Value: 3000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 Dropped from Big Man Majini, Jewel Bangle, Chapter 3 Act 2, gotten upon killing the Big Man Majini at the end of the elevator coming in. Value: 1000 In building at 11:53, Emerald (Marquise), Chapter 3 Act 3, gotten by turning slightly to the left to see drawer at 11:54, which they both missed because fuck exploring apparently XD. Value: 3000 Ledge at 1:00, Topaz (Trilliant), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon climbing the ledge and opening chest. Value: 2000 One minute in and already missing treasure...nice. Overhanging from ledge at 1:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling, can be seen clearly from ledge. Value: 1000 Torch at 1:45, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 2:30, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Torch at 5:19, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000, I'm tempted to add this as a bonus point because Matt said nothing in that room while literally staring at the treasure. Torch at 6:55, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Corpse to the left of the torch at 6:55, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon examining the corpse. Value: 1000 Torch at 7:10 Sheva's screen, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 1, gotten upon shooting the torch. Value: 1000 Above the door at the start of Chapter 4 - 2, Topaz (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off door directly at the start of the act...where they were looking for items. ARE THEY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THEY ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE AT TIMES. Seriously, 15:00 they talk about looking for goodies and DIRECTLY above them is one, anyway. Value: 1000 Torch at 16:23, Sapphire (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 On wall at 19:00, Sapphire (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, can be seen shimmering on wall at 19:00, gotten by shooting it off wall. Value: 1000 Torch at 20:35, Emerald (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000 Fuck it, counting it as a bonus point because Matt literally said there was nothing there, also counting the one from last time too. Overhang at 21:00, Ruby (Pear), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting it off ceiling under the overhang that protects from the laser. Value: 1000 Torch at 24:20, Topaz (Square), Chapter 4 Act 2, gotten upon shooting torch. Value: 1000, in literally the only side hole they didn't go into. Current loss of value: 57000 Total Points: 43 Episodes where no treasures were missed: (1) Part 6

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Good lord.

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

To a certain degree I understand this, missing some of these are fine, but then they are looking DIRECTLY at treasure and don't pick them up, I have to question.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Plus they're missing out on more upgrades by missing so much treasure, so it's still good to note that they missed a lot at this point.

[@FreshNewtype]

seeing those two green herbs taking up space in Matt's inventory was just driving me up the wall.

[@FreshNewtype]

I spoke too soon. 'It's okay, I have another green herb' that's the point lol

[@TheRustedShackleford]

Pat is the worst friend. Taking all the weapons and barging in on Matt's stash of herbs!

[@TheSpiritus0]

28:33 Pat making Chris walk around like that and making him say things reminded me of kids bouncing their dolls while they talk.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Oh no I learned something from this video. I'm a goner now

[@josh-oo]

Devon Palmer What'd ya learn?

[@DevonPalmer98]

Josh-oo Suckas never learn

[@josh-oo]

Devon Palmer That wasn't in this video.

[@alejandroreyes9574]

Devon Palmer What unbelievably flawless logic

[@TestAcct46]

Anything taught by Pat is a lie. Anything taught by Woolie is a turbo lie.

[@blueblazer9991]

"You have room for Proximity Bombs" The way he said that makes me think he actually only in that moment realised that Matt's inventory is empty Did he only subconsciously hoard all the weapons, was he not aware of his actions?

[@JacksawJack]

Hey Pat, it might not encounter anymore spiders by the time you get this comment, but the little bastards are considered plagas. So, flash grenades will clear them out and stun the dudes for knee shot set ups.

[@UTF2005]

D-PAD QUICK SELECT NOW HANDLE IT

[@thecanookle]

I love the play through. While not the best are I always loved the co op. And having these too playing it together is awesome gj guys

[@mattotterpop]

You ever see that episode of South Park where its Kyles birthday, but whenever he gets a present, Cartman has to get one too, and his HAS to be better. Yeah dunno why I thought of that eh? Cough *Pat* Cough...

[@Dreath777]

I love Resident Evil 5, and it is astounding how little I remember this part.

[@sdgundum990]

This series has been really fun so far. I'm enjoying it!

[@RazzleDazzle23]

One capacity upgrade?! Are your for real

[@TheDeliciousMystery]

I barely remember this game but i think this is the exact point i tapped out. I beat the game but until RE7 this was the point where i was just done with Resident Evil for years.

[@morbidabyss12]

Hello my names Patrick “sit on all your guns and stun gun” boivin in another riveting action filled lp with Matt “it’s my first day” mcmuscles where pat does a pewpew and Matt chuck a la Granada

[@daviddalton8861]

22:57 To be continued.

[@tailedgates9]

*Roundabout starts playing* XD

[@Xzeihoranth]

The sadness and the blackness.

[@DatAsuna]

"nooo, what are you doing using that item when you're near death and I have way more health?"

[@SpellhausChannel]

Matt throws grenades like he throws axes.

[@chriskoloski32]

Dammit pat, you ask Matt if he wants a melee vest but you dont ask if he wants a damn stun rod

[@DenimGiant]

I feel like they had a talk between recordings where matt expressed his displeasure with pat the hoarder

[@gaminggoddess85]

More likely Pat saw 1000 threads about his hoarding on the subreddit and went "wow, I'm an _asshole."_

[@tylerhind6709]

I'm weirded out that we're 12 parts in and pat still doesn't know of the great and powerful 'sell all' button

[@Ora_]

11:35 There is a "sell all" button right there Pat!!!

[@SirRoswellington]

The melee/bulletproof vests do appear on your characters.

[@cesaredimaio5188]

The ruin section is so filler like naruto

[@DocDelray]

Matt will never master the D-pad

[@litovietbui]

Yes the Soul gem is green in the comics

[@tailedgates9]

And Chris just sold it off. One of the greatest powers in the universe, sold for some money. XD

[@Manufan-og1xg]

I hope Matt gets a third weapon at some point. I can't remember if this game has one, but the bolt action rifle is always a sexy choice.

[@greedo277]

Pat requesting the big heal when he is the only one in need smh.

[@simj202]

In this episode, we sit through another session of perusing each and every gem before they are sold.

[@kyukyusaurusrex7044]

_This video contains rare footage of Pat not being wrong for once, you have been warned._

[@Atlittle104]

I always got the melee vest early on (and yes it does show up on the character model) and then switched it out for the ballistic vest by the time you got to the big tanker because holy shit so many gun zombies. But then again I wasn't trying to run around with 4 guns like an absolute mad man.

[@skynet091287]

Still haven't realised that there is a "sell all" button on the treasure screen...

[@JackOfen]

Some tips for this Level: You can shut the lasers off permanently if you kill the dudes operating them. Theyare diffucult to see so you need a sniper or just shoot an explosive round from the grenade launcher at the laser thingy and the blast will kill them. The Giant Majini are pretty easy with a shotgun. A shot from a Shotgun will always stun them and give you an option for melee, so just shoot, melee, shoot, melee to keep them stunlocked.

[@aidanlafferty3556]

7:37 Pat, why the hell would you use your SMG bullets on the boss weak point and not the grenade launcher?

[@4Wilko]

Or even the upgraded rifle.

[@grizzlywhisker]

and matt is STILL trying to fire an empty handgun at stuff.

[@Mrpear234]

A streets of rage three memory, trying to save food on the screen and injured mobs eat it. It was so funny when they got by you and ate your big heals.

[@Finch723652]

VESTS CHANGE APPEARANCES and are totally worth it. Melee for now, ranged essential later.

[@indeerocker]

Matt is getting fucked for ammo, all the drops are SMG and rifle! I mean it's about time Pat upgraded Matt's pistol so it can actually kill

[@charliexl5877]

In this episode of National Treasure: Africa Edition, the big strong white man, and vaguely white but kinda african trophy chick, raid Indigenous tribal burial ground for all of its riches. America at its finest. Also, LIGHT BEAM TECHNOLOGY HAZARDS

[@josepena7845]

Random Kuma You say it like is a bad think, everything looks fine to me.

[@Chadius]

No no, Chris will return the stolen gold to the surviving natives... unless he kills them all... UHOH

[@coolguyman16]

Something something but Spaniards in RE4 though...

[@artrosemaloca4663]

how is sheva white (even vaguely so)

[@Vixx89]

Sheva isn’t white in the slightest...

[@NanamanTheLEGEND]

why is he like this

[@alexcruz3043]

Final fight trivia when we needed it most.

[@temtem6]

Get it together Matt, use the Dpad to quickly change weaponsss

[@dough1595]

What percentage of crazy talk will Mr. Four Weapons on a Nine-Slot Inventory have today? Edit: 13:08 The vest DOES visually show in your character, Patrick.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Im reminded of Max and Steve's romp through this section. Im hoping for equal shenanigans here

[@0rriAndroid]

Good times

[@Bl4ckD0g]

So that laser noise is definitely one of the sounds from Devil May Cry. I can't remember what exactly for, but definitely DMC.

[@sammyjones6730]

I always found that putting grenades on the center tile made them more accessible since the item screen defaults to center everytime you open it.

[@TheZombiebaiter]

I've thought about the re5 armor in the pocket and the best explanation I can come up with is instead of putting bullets or a gun in the pouches they are filling them with Kevlar plates in their many bullet pouches.

[@zoogzinnizgooz542]

That sun sound is familiar because it's the first half of the "whiteout" sound clip used in Deadly Premonition.

[@NickMK]

You sacrificed that giant bat even though you loved it. A soul for a soul

[@Don-v7c]

i sure love how they stored pistol ammo in these old Aztec temples its like when they built it they KNEW one day someone would need it.

[@gaminggoddess85]

I was just thinking about how ridiculously powerful RE first aid sprays must be considering only about 5% of the can actually hits the characters.

[@realpatriot1769]

Matt's doing pretty well considering he mains a handgun.

[@zombiedude8027]

Wasn't the plan that those that were 'worth something' would become elevated where as all the undesirables would become goo, leaving everything for Wesker to lead over the survivors. Somebody had there own story idea with Chris and Sheva failed to stop Wesker, but unfortunately it still went to shit because the only 'human like' things left were Wesker and Jill. With a horde of uncontrollable monsters just as willing to kill them not giving a damn that Wesker and Jill were 'like' them at all.

[@toastedllah2923]

Cant wait for them to complain about the bullet proof vest taking up a slot, especially when the mini gun guys show up