Two Doctors Talk Dumb Ways to Die | Mrs. DoggMD TELLS ALL

[@hughscot]

My daughter-in-law is an MD and she put me onto Zdogg. His stuff on Covid is great and now I see he has a very humorous side as well. The two of them are making my day.

[@pedinurse1]

Mrs Dogg is adorable. We had a pool with a lovely self-locking gate. A child fell in the pool with us standing right there, immediately my son jumped in and saved the toddler. My son had three concussions, ,several ingections, left the bowling alley alone and walked home by himself without our permission and he was only 7yrs old, started a fire in the house. Im a pediatric RN and his father was a pediatrician. Yeah we had mayhem in our house. Oh and our son is an ICU RN now!!!!

[@heidifoss532]

Omg! The chemistry between you two, priceless! No wonder you are married!

[@gracekirk1922]

Love Dr. Mrs. Z Dogg. That’s how I think she should be called. Love when she is on the show!!. She’s a class act!! Very knowledgeable!!!

[@triciacallahan1680]

I agree!

[@WishIwasinItaly]

Thank you Mrs. ZDOGGMD! I appreciate you helping your husband, he needs lot of help! How do you put up with those 3 men? Stay strong and keep smiling.

[@Sisterlisk]

Hey, those three men are a fun time! Wait wut

[@naynerboppers5254]

The two of you are absolutely adorable and perfect together!

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

We weren’t allowed a trampoline as a kid because we were epic klutzes. And I mean *klutzy*. The local Children’s Hospital orthopedic department knew my brothers at a glance. No shit, my little brother once broke his elbow... by tripping over the cast on his broken foot.

[@joyhilty6193]

I LOVE Mrs. Z! She is hilarious.

[@DenaL112]

I love when he does his father's accent.

[@joanlynch5271]

He is so funny 😌!

[@xzaviernash7146]

Sorry to be so offtopic but does anyone know of a way to get back into an Instagram account?? I was dumb forgot my login password. I appreciate any help you can offer me.

[@npmadness9276]

you guys are such a great group to watch and Mrs. ZdoggMD is a WONDERFUL addition.... she adds balance, maturity, and is also VERY funny in her own way. You two are both very lucky to have each other. Please have her on regularly! P.S. I didn't know you had such a bad trash mouth until I started watching your live shows. LOL

[@leealexander3507]

I had a trampoline as a child but I never got hurt on it. I did get hurt several times riding horses unsupervised from the age of two. I still rode my horse all over the mountain side and finally learned how to ride. There was no adult capable of riding with me so I was on my own and preferred it that way.

[@herecia]

A friend of mine got a small round lego stuck in his nasal airway at the gentle age of 23...

[@maxinemcclurd1288]

I'm sorry but this is funny.My parents took me to the ER for a dry bean up my nose....but I was 2 years old,lol.

[@ksisu1324]

One better, my little sister got a small horse chestnut stuck in her nose. Hysterics ensued at emerg

[@madenaknight214]

"the gentle age of 23"💀

[@theotherredmeat]

ZDogg - I would encourage you to do some reading on impulsivity and suicidality. There is good data that show a substantial number (I don't want to say "most" without a reference) people don't plan a suicide. They are passively suicidal for a long time, but at some point will get the impulse to commit suicide - and if the means are available (e.g., walking across a bridge, bottle of pills on the nightstand or gun in the home) they will act. That is what makes having a gun in the home dangerous for people with suicidal ideation. Delaying the means of suicide even by a number of minutes (e.g., having to find rope, tie a noose, etc.) can let that impulse fade and reduce the chances of completing a suicide. This notion of "if people want to kill themselves, they will find a way," while it seems true on its face (especially to someone who is mentally well), does not tell the whole story and is simply untrue for many completed suicides.

[@MontyRaeSp8]

Yes! This is the best explanation of this I've EVER SEEN

[@janedoex8345]

Especially when drunk, what often triggers impulsive behaviour....

[@jeffjenks2533]

My brother was a nurse anesthetist , a 56 year old Vietnam Vet who owned 12 guns. He went home from work one day mid-shift, sat under a tree in his backyard, and shot himself in the head . To me it seemed impulsive, yet he had already picked out and paid for his burial plot and made arrangements for the memorial service, and all the bills were neatly organized in a binder and paid. The week before he had called and asked me if I had ever thought about ending my life. It was clear he was really asking for himself. I responded in a knee jerk way telling him not to even think about it. Now I'd get on a plane to see him at once.

[@JS-dv9ji]

Thank you for this. Absolutely accurate.

[@melodychia6205]

happy belated bday , ZDoggMD. Mrs Dogg is cool.. so calmly save the kids lives.. 😄😄😆

[@danielsaurborn2794]

"ZDogg needs a mouth sphincter." I'm dying.

[@Sisterlisk]

We had a pull-up-to-the-table high chair in our household (homemade, my dad's a carpenter/handyman/genius), 14 kids and no accidents. The chair was wooden (super easy to clean) and had legs that were appropriately splayed so that it WOULDN'T tip.

[@augustsnowfall5189]

As a gun owner, I keep them securely locked up out of harms way and store them unloaded separate from the ammunition which I also have securely locked away. I am the only person who knows where the key is. I dig my guns but I love my kids.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

That's a good idea, unless there's an emergency where someone else needs to get to the gun because you are gone.

[@Stammerjohan95]

@@trinitylivingston1286 once they get old enough to understand how to properly handle a firearm and not to screw around with em, and they're old enough to stay home on their own, that's when you teach them how to get into the safe

[@trinitylivingston1286]

@@Stammerjohan95 yeah, that should have nothing to do with age, but with maturity because my younger brother is almost 16 and fully knows how to handle a firearm and knows how dangerous of a weapon it can be. Whereas my older brother and sister that are in their 30s don't really. I trust my younger brother more than my older siblings. Me personally, I know how to operate a gun and everything and I'm 19.

[@Stammerjohan95]

@@trinitylivingston1286 it might be a little different with me. Under supervision I had been shooting since 3 years old. Started competing when I was 8. I'm now 24, with 21 years of gun safety drilled into my head. When I was 13 my parents started letting me stay home on my own, and my dad gave me access to the safe. Never even grabbed one out of that safe till I turned 18 and I moved my firearms into my safe in my room. No home invaders yet thankfully

[@thepalettewhispererasmr1227]

Thumbnail made me unsubscribe

[@brendahallberg7269]

I was an Emergency Nurse for most of my career, now I'm an Oncology nurse and a bad mother. I bought my sons a trampoline, yes, one with the net around it because I thought it was safer, lol. Unbeknownst to me while I was at work my boys and the neighbor kids pulled the trampoline over to the garage. They were jumping off the roof of the garage onto the trampoline. I was informed of this by a neighbor. Luckily, no injuries were incurred.

[@tanya5322]

Brenda Hallberg sounds like something I would have done as a kid. We bought our kids a trampoline years ago, when the net enclosure was a new option. I refused the net because I could see where it could give a false sense of security

[@Rooster825]

I'm so glad I decided to come watch the old posts :) The comedy is always 100!

[@mariemarie500]

I worked for a company that had a client that was had a near drowning x2 diagnosis. Yes his mother let him get out not once but twice and drown! And then tried to sue the place she lived for not having a fence around the pond....and CPS didn't take away the child!

[@LaSmoocherina]

When Z travels MrsDrZMD should take over the show. What's it like to be a woman doctor in a boy's club? I adore MrsDrZMD! Can't wait for nurses week stuff!

[@carolmitchell_3000]

What a surprise, I accidentally got your show with MrsZ and loved it! .....in fact I saw the show on turmeric too. remember me ....You were a clown when I knew you and are funnier now! Love, Grandma Carol

[@donnarohdy2881]

In regards to the statement that with kids, everything goes in the mouth or rectum, is also true for residents in LTC. We couldn’t find patient’s hearing aids, but we could hear them. Took is 2 days of tearing that room apart, then someone had an epiphany, so we checked. Yup, we found them. Patient did not digest them, they were placed there. Family very understanding, took them in to be cleaned

[@billhiggins-ha4all795]

Mrs. ZDogg rocks... Rubin, you are one very lucky man !!

[@prayerspark9050]

Mrs. DoggMD is awesome!

[@jaquelineberge217]

When I was 4.5 years old I saw my dad chocking on a codfish bone, to this day I can't eat fish. I'm terrified of the idea of the same happening and perforations too. He managed to remove it himself by making a hook with a wire. Tough!

[@zprine]

Lol, that Big Fat Greek Wedding reference! Put some windex on it!

[@antoniologan7648]

Mrs.DoggMD is OUTRAGEOUSLY HILARIOUS!!! You guys are a great Team!!

[@sallyshields6553]

I love all the “dog” names- Mrs. Dog, etc…. Hilarious!

[@hannahgilmer4538]

I grew up in a medical family with having nurse anesthetists, MD's, nurses, etc. They were always doing like ZDogg's dad lol Usually at dinner

[@clare82]

Bathtubs as well as pools for infants. My husband is a retired police officer and went to a call where the husband was caring for the children while the wife was away and answered the phone while his infant and two-year-old were in the tub. The infant drowned in that five minute period of time.

[@jupiterjunk]

Mr. ZDogg: "I'm real smart." Mrs. ZDogg (to Mr. ZDogg) "This is news." followed by the consolation of "You're smart enough." 23:26 THAT'S true love right there.

[@ninabriesch4184]

He :"I am smart" She : "Oh, that is news." He : "It is my Birthday.." She :"You are smart enough'' i am not sure what hurt more...or when i will be able to stop laughing

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Me too, every video of his, I can't stop dying of laughter.

[@DavidAndrewsPEC]

Mrs. DoggMD is adorable! I hope you had a great birthday, Zee. Seems like at least some of it went amusingly! ;)

[@meilingchan4948]

OMG I have never seen Mrs. Dogg. She is beautiful, smart and funny. She should be on the show more often.

[@runee60]

Thanks for the tips. Very informative. I’m trained to carry and I’m so glad.

[@DoctorDaveMH]

I am an emergency doctor, and I just bought my kids a trampoline. I had multiple injuries in my youth from our family trampoline, and I broke a girl's clavicle once from accidentally landing on her. But, it all built character for everyone involved, and I'm hoping it does the same for my kids. Hopefully I don't eat my words when one of my kids breaks his neck. Oh, and I also have a swimming pool.

[@jenniferhaggerty3609]

Dr. Hart, they work your glutes and hams!! Lol. Couldn't you just get an inversion table for spinal compression?

[@christinedrehman7037]

Marsha and the bear

[@capeintheshop2822]

Dave Hart Lol! I raised my kids the same way!

[@superbchannel3167]

Nope. None of your kids will break their necks. They'll play the old fashion way, and they'll love you for making that possible for them. We used to ride bikes without helmets and none of us had any troubles.

[@OURadQueen]

While taking care of a 16 year old girl that had , indeed, broken her neck a couple of years earlier falling from a trampoline, I decided it probably was not a good idea to have one. The young mother looked to be well over 50 because she was waking up every two hours to turn her daughter and perform chest percussion. You might consider not using seat belts, either. Not THAT many kids are seriously injured/die in car accidents. I certainly enjoyed playing in the back seat, unrestrained, laying in the window, and I didn't die. Maybe they could start smoking! It looks cool and they smell great! We all know people that have smoked for years and never had COPD or cancer and died at a ripe old age. Your kids will love you for it!

[@ilose21]

Happy Birthday Zdogg. Mrs. DoggMD it's great to see her again.

[@draconicfeline6177]

I love Mrs Dogg's completely straight face at the "child endangerment" vid at the beginning.

[@SuperDominitrix]

Your wife is truly awesome

[@criticalthinkingisessentia2402]

This is when MCS/TILT comes in handy. I can detect fumes at the ppm level. I once detected a gas leak that was just barely 5 ppm. So, I'm probably more valuable to have around than a smoke alarm 😆.

[@DeniseEggertwaterlily]

The comment from a viewer about " your young child being responsible for the lamp mattress fire " reminds me of several parents I have spoken with ( while making a CPS report). I have had parents blame their toddlers or 5 year old children for swallowing the entire bottle of their prescription medication which the parent (s) left in their room for them to take, or for ingesting poison or alcohol left at eye level in cupboards, or other equally disturbing mishaps. I am always shocked by the ignorance of so many parents who believe that toddlers and young children are capable of adult behavior and caution. I have to explain to them that young children are not developmentally capable of being responsible for taking their own medications and they aren't responsible for their own safety and for taking precautions; the responsibility lies with the parents.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Wow, that's why I feel like you should have to have a license to have a child sometimes..😠😠 Did any of those kids survive? I don't know whether I want to cry or punch a wall now.

[@MrLisarn2]

I love the looks Mrs. Dogg is giving you. I’m probably thinking what she is.

[@ccrusannoble]

#ilovethisshow. You have replaced tv for me. Happy ZBirthday!!!!! Your wife rocks. Reminds me of my marriage only I'm the the funny one and my husband is the grounded one.

[@scotticus66]

love the show would be dope if Mrs Dawg could enplane some radiography imagery of different medical conditions

[@T8HPO]

Hehehehe I noticed in the backdrop being a Star Wars fan, I loved how you guys dressed the Carbonite Han Solo with a tie. Pretty funny. That Carbonite Han Solo must of cost a fortune to buy, but so freakin cool. You have some good pointers ZDogg MD.

[@NymphetaminexXxGrrrl]

Happy birthday! That was the greatest birthday card ever by the way :D

[@JRotten]

We need a Mrs. ZDogg show.

[@christinabeahan8596]

I died laughing at “you’re more of a miranda to me” 😂

[@Esemais]

I think our experiences cloud our view of safety. I knew an ER nurse that wouldn't let her kids play with crayons, pens or pencils unsupervised because of the kids she saw in the ER with those things stuck in places they don't belong. Doctors see the worst cases, they don't see all the kids that use those items and don't get injured. Safety is important, but overkill doesn't protect our children, like the guy said, kids will find a way to do what they want to do, best to teach them to be safe.

[@kimpoirier5294]

I just prepared smoked salmon for my brother, and that is exactly why I use tweezers to extract the pin bones.

[@alexarias5717]

I almost died when he said he made a video about why you should be circumcised and then I could finally breathe when he corrected himself 😂

[@ellenorbjornsdottir1166]

Why, because it's the worst thing you should do to your child?

[@wildblue2u]

Hey ZDogg, it's my birthday too, happy birthday! Today I am an official "Old Geezer", turned the big 60.

[@NymphetaminexXxGrrrl]

I don't know you, but happy birthday to you to! By the way i hope your joking with the "old geezer bit" i have friends your age that would kick my butt if i called them that haha anyway hope you enjoyed your birthday :)

[@tiffanyhazen8342]

Love MrsDogg!!! She is awesome!!!

[@pattipienkowski4834]

Bless you Mrs DoggMD!!!!

[@5fingerjack]

We had a trampoline with a net and covered springs for a few years when the kids were 6-9 years old. All the neighbor kids played on it. Our insurance company ok'd it. No I juries, no lawsuits, tons of exercise and fun. We also had an above ground swimming pool. Again, no injuries, deaths or near deaths. Tons of fun and exercise. Don't live in fear!

[@leealexander3507]

I had a trampoline as a child but I never got hurt on it. I did get hurt several times riding horses unsupervised from the age of two. I still rode my horse all over the mountain side and finally learned how to ride.

[@cynthiaguarino2016]

My ex-husband told me that when he was in the ER they used to call motorcycle accidents roadkill. This was during his training when he was in Baltimore at Johns Hopkins.

[@williamhoskins7818]

I'm late responding,,but ,, I just wanted to say, l love your video's And honesty , and your ' oh so understanding wife . God bless the whole crew . Peace out !

[@juliamihajlovich]

Oh my gosh! I had no idea! Im gonna get both detectors!

[@michaelkuklok5501]

I have been around guns my whole life and I taught my boys proper gun safety. I want the ability to protect my family because the police are not going to make it to my house in time. The responsibility to protect my family falls onto my shoulders. The gun is the great equalizer.

[@margaran1]

I love you Mrs. ZDOGG! ♥️

[@user-xe1ne9wi8j]

Keeps an loaded AK47 in his car. #nottodayissis. Funny sh't guys... Just discovered ZDogg & Friends today. Good stuff.... Apparently a bit late to the party. Better late than never, right?

[@jennifermills8524]

Lol "and that's not good, you don't want that"

[@jerichobeach2967]

Wow just checked this videos release 2017. The last one I watched of z dog was 2010. How’d he get by 7 years on KZbin without me noticing lol

[@kristicutsinger2935]

How did ZDogg score such a beautiful intelligent wife?

[@arcturus28]

Kristi Cutsinger I think she forgot the answer to the aspiration question tho lmao

[@margaran1]

You can't make a safe gun but that's what decorative I gun safes are for! I love in JAX FL, people are killing each other right & left. It's very sad.

[@makeshiftmasquerade]

Maybe I was just a weak child, but I broke my little bones on the stupidest things.. I broke my arm falling off a ground level tiny trampoline in preschool. I also broke my arm again falling off the living room chair. Not even like jumping off of the chair, either. I was sitting on it and fell off. Third time was the charm on my grandmother's slide which tipped over. I was like 4 or 5 during all three incidents but my parents said the doctors thought I broke my arms so easily because I constantly "landed the wrong way". My arm always landed in that position like the one people make when they want someone to feel their biceps. To this day my parents call the arm that required pins and a cast my "7,000 dollar elbow". I'm double jointed in both arms though.

[@tanya5322]

My son has a $30,000 elbow as a result of a wrestling injury

[@trinitylivingston1286]

You can't beat my stupidity, trust me. When I was 8, I thought I could jump into the second monkey bar and they were the twisty kind, well I fell off and sprained my ankle. When I was 17 I went sledding and crashed into a frozen haybale, I sprained my other leg this way. When I was 17, I hesitated on a rope swing and ended up sliding down the cliff on my baresoles and crashed into the water, I was ok, but blacked out in the water and nearly drowned. When I was 17, I wanted to do a slam dunk into a basketball hoop while on the trampoline and the basketball missed the hoop, but I almost slammed my forehead right into the metal pole part and got my foot stuck in a trampoline, thankfully I didn't because that would've been bad. Suffice to say that I have learned that I am an idiot.

[@hannaha4305]

We had a trampoline for the kids and a inground pool with diving rock and slide, both kids survived just fine and both are very athletic, but we didn't let the neighborhood kids use it or the pool without their parents attending. Liability is huge these days. I agree though, chronic use of the trampoline is bad for your back and supervision is essential.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Yep and you have to be careful though. You can really injure yourself on those.

[@terrywinstead1224]

my sister-in-law, who is in her 40's, mutilated her leg with a power washer. not just dangerous for kids but idiot adults too.

[@joneelillard892]

Can totally corroborate the danger of trampolines, even in a supervised setting. Senior year of high school. I, the love of my 16-year-old life, and a bunch of other 7-12th grade students go to Cloud9 on the last day before Christmas break. We are there for 40 minutes and a guy in the class below me breaks his leg on one of the trampoline basketball ramps. The yearbook that spring had, as the headline for the winter section, a picture of him holding his X-ray. Broken tibia. Answer to the "board review" question: right.

[@meganfaugl7321]

When I was young we used the trampoline to jump into the pool.

[@susanbrown7185]

In nursing school 1985 or 1986, (year HIV first in news), we had to watch in person an autopsy. Coroner did not wear gloves digging through patient bowels and body. He said, “ I would not be able to feel things like the tiny fish bone perforating this intestinal wall” !!!!!!! There ya go Margaret ❤️! Fun Fact.

[@JulieR73]

I had scoliosis (scoliosis doctor at TSRHC said it's a no no for scoliosis patients to jump on one) so I couldn't jump on a trampoline. Now have rods and am fused from T2 - L3 and sure as hell wouldn't jump on one now.

[@Ladyrosieparks]

Mrs. Dogg is a great mom!

[@jasminelarsonion8400]

Happy belated birthday sexy ZMD!

[@DeltaCJ]

I appreciate that board review Dr. D! Just reviewed pulm last night :)

[@LaSmoocherina]

Happy birthday, Z!

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

Hey, Mrs Z- have you ever seen a teenager with a shattered hip who had not been in a car accident? I ask because the looks on the radiologists faces were pretty damn comical when they saw the films.

[@whisperingsage]

My hubby's Male relatives went bald early. Brother in his 20's. He was 39 when I met him with a thinning on the cowlick. I started him on optimal dose nutrients but 10,000 mcg biotin and 1 mg folate. He's never lost any more. So I have to cut his hair only too often. But he has beautiful hair. I wish mine grew that fast.

[@jennifers8614]

Power washer took off my brand new pedicure - not gonna stop me though, still gonna clean out the garage tomorrow.

[@angiana_]

My mom was an RN in an ER... It seemed like my sister and I were the only kids in our school that didn't ski at the ski resort that was 10 minutes from my house... That resort was the view from our house. If I used binoculars I could watch my friends little dots go down the slopes. Lol But my goodness the stories she told.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

I've seen alot of things go wrong at any place, especially skii resorts.

[@coral12016]

Happy Birthday!

[@neen42]

Lock up your prescription medications, especially any that are likely to be abused. Stop storing medication in the bathroom - anyone who uses the bathroom has private access and the humidity is terrible for medication. A locked drawer works well and med safes are available.

[@pokekitty1]

my mum keeps the meds in a kitchen cupboard that no kid would ever reach on their own

[@benadams3569]

Mrs. Dogg during the majority of the show: (facial expression) "What the hell is wrong with this man? Did I seriously marry him?" lol

[@benadams3569]

Mrs. had no other relationships prior to Z. Yup, I would wanna go with that, too lol.

[@elishatotten7953]

Happy birthday zdoogg Dog

[@paulamcvey8417]

My daughter when she was 4 took apart a calculator and put the button battery in her nose. It was boring her sinus. It had to be removed surgically.

[@paulamcvey8417]

PS your wife puts up with a lot of craziness! LOL

[@depresso18163]

I died at the #sellthem tag. Too funny.

[@mattmartineau6018]

at roughly 6:00 You jokingly mentioned "abusing narcotics" as help for sciatica... What other options are there for sciatica, if narcotics don't work, nsaids are off the table, and, many of the antidepressants are also off the table?

[@___LC___]

Z, it's called a sensory deprivation tank.

[@stormytuesday9902]

I love MrsZ!! :0)

[@cathydyer7349]

The thing about fish bones. Yeah when I was about 10bI got a fish bone stuck in the back of my throat. It was aweful. I was so embarased that I didn't tell anyone. I still to this day take my fish completely apart to make sure there are no bones and I'm 55 now

[@Katharine848]

Dr. Dogg sure married up with Mrs. Dogg, MD!

[@jackkraken3888]

What are the odds they had the same name?

[@michaelkuklok5501]

You both sound really fun. Do either of you enjoy camping? If so, what degree of camping; luxury, trailer, tent or roughing it?

[@teresaboze69]

YAWN! Old folks at home in the biggest night of celebration in four years PLUS it is Birthday night! Thank god the smart woman is there? Btw - does the list have kids on it? Re: trampolines. Have you thought about just selling your kids to the circus?

[@michaelkuklok5501]

You both should do this more often. It’s great!

[@StatenJM]

KZbin showed this to me today. Right after some recent shootings. Interesting...

[@abdimohamud5252]

Let's go Ms.Dogg😺😸😺😸😀😀😀

[@LaSmoocherina]

My autistic son injured his face on the rebounder trampoline at school. Wouldn't eat or drink for 4 days. 5 days in hospital.

[@shannonroy5179]

Love the dad voice too

[@michaelkuklok5501]

Marriage and raising children are the hardest thing married couples do. But, it is worth it 100%