Two Nuts in Cohoots | Ep 178 | Bad Friends

[@ian-blum]

34:49 "I don't like pranks" -Andrew Santino, writer actor and producer of multiple episodes of Punk'd

[@TheLostDude7]

Looool

[@brianwormuth1903]

Not all people are employed based on what they like

[@Mark-xb7ro]

The Zac Efron prank lol

[@nameunavailable-gp3ot]

​@@brianwormuth1903 1..hes changed his ways, all.fine 2. Hes a hypocrite because job or nkt pranks a prank . Tiktok pranksters r also using tht as a job

[@bd1zzle]

Dude I wish I could figure out the HIUUUUUGE clue that gives it away.

[@Sandweiche]

The Santino Family going on a trip with Carlos as the assistant is giving the most White Lotus vibes I've ever heard. Fantastic

[@joshuascalf8979]

You could have cut the lotus part out of that sentence completely.

[@tacobill42069]

imgay@@joshuascalf8979

[@graybenyo6735]

as he was fuckin khalif xdd

[@dklwos8088]

It’s nice of Bad Friends to post a few hours after 2 bears so people don’t turn it off to come straight here.

[@H3H3HEE]

I still did 😂

[@jonathanyepes7387]

Always

[@fisty539]

whats 2 bears?

[@Gothtides]

You couldn't pay me to watch Tom brag about being rich and Bert squeeling like a dying pig

[@hartlas]

Tbh it's only because Theo was on that I didn't switch right to bad friends 😅

[@aanchaallllllll]

2:28: 🚗 Carlos got a brand new car and Bobby and Andrew discuss their credit scores. 10:43: 🤔 The speaker discusses going on a Darkness Retreat and his friend going to Bora Bora for his 40th birthday. 13:34: 🌴 The conversation discusses the location of Bora Bora and the French Polynesia, as well as the narrator's experience with Korean barbecue and a visit to a questionable Korean restaurant in Virginia. 19:43: 📺 The conversation is about the TV show Black Mirror and the experience of watching it. 25:13: 😂 Two friends discuss a video of a man getting kicked in the nuts and speculate on his sexual preferences. 31:25: 😳 The conversation discusses hypothetical scenarios of replacing body parts and pranks involving meat and shocking videos. 37:45: 😳 The speaker discusses hypothetical scenarios of their friends sleeping with their wife, expressing different emotions and reactions. 44:07: 🎓 The speaker expresses gratitude for the support and community at The Comedy Store, and reflects on leaving as a graduation and a positive step in their career. 49:50: 😴 The conversation revolves around the speaker's addiction and struggles with sleep. 55:09: 🍽 The conversation revolves around eating in bed and laundry habits. 1:01:11: 😂 Bobby and Andrew discuss signing canceled celebrities and talk about a 105-year-old Mexican grandmother on TikTok. 1:07:35: 🤣 Discussion about the comedy show Mad TV and its success in not taking itself too seriously. Recap by Tammy AI

[@ambition112]

Thanks for saving 2hrs of my time! amazing video summary! God bless you!

[@mumemimomy]

Ai would be good for this

[@rishabammer]

Youuu have time woman

[@lemonade1245]

This is the only podcast that holds my attention from start to finish.

[@rileymall8178]

I rlly appreciate y’all bringing in Juicy, Im so happy for her! I can tell she really deserves this & she knows that 🎉 This episode is amazing & I appreciate everyone at bad friends for being so hilarious while still knowing when to be serious & sappy!! ❤

[@curtismartin9054]

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[@AB-ee5tb]

@@curtismartin9054or are you the bot? Just bc you’re an incel doesn’t mean everyone hates juicy ya creep

[@alexanderoyston272]

She’s the NyQuil of comedy stfu

[@DaddyBall]

Jesse is annoying

[@Hummingbow]

Bobby is so adorable when he gets really excited and he sticks one arm out and bends the other with his lil’ fingers contorted around his vape pen

[@Cake219]

You are too❤

[@rickeykoga2312]

That's his move baby!

[@isabelaalvarado-ruiz5887]

congrats to Juicy selling out that show & moving on upp 👏🏼 & Carlos getting a new car & place…love seeing the bad friends’ crew doing great things ❤

[@joshuarobinson898]

I don’t know how to explain it but watching this podcast feels like being in homeroom

[@kikib8434]

I would never have thought of this description, but reading this I immediately said "fuck yes!" out loud, to absolutely no one 😂.

[@geog26]

Juicys laugh brings me back to highschool i knew someone with that laugh xD ^^

[@trinidaddy]

​@@jonchristopher7967brendan Schaub comedy career is on life support

[@Lex-kr3mg]

Micro homeroom

[@Wrongturn4269]

microdosing homeroom with andrew santino and bobby lee

[@Coltonbear1]

Andrew : "I don't like pranks" Also Andrew. :"coming up next on punk'd"

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

😂😂

[@jakeo8910]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LateNightRewrites]

Man, this episode was RIDDLED with major cahoots

[@kingdavid5932]

Bobby don't trust these dudes.. they know you're a Jedi

[@pepito69]

One time cahooted so hard, I unintentionally emptied my poop chute 😔

[@Paul-go4ie]

@@pepito69comedy fucking gold

[@bushwickerman]

been cahootin my whole life

[@matthewvaneyk4713]

I thought it was just me but I’m glad you picked up on this too.

[@jjpickens1007]

When she asked to do laundry at there houses and bobby and Andrew both said no at the same time so fast I died 😂

[@Randy_Balan]

Thank goodness he bought a Mercedes. Imagine Carlos wearing a Hawaiian shirt, no hat, and driving around in a Honda Civic. Chris Hansen would freak out.

[@FedoraRat]

And the puppy 😂

[@HIGHTS]

Shoutout to ya'll for changing Juicy's life and giving her a platform

[@monkeymachine33]

I agree

[@fx6281]

I like the other episode when she called Bobby out for bullying her / being fake. He needs to be reigned in every now and again

[@Shrapnel92]

Bobby sincerely reminds me of Eric Cartman sometimes.

[@paulatreides2509]

Baskets it's one of the most underrated shows on television. Rip Louie Anderson.

[@havenhansen2460]

I died when Carlos said “just a friendship eye hello” lolol

[@80lemon80]

57:40 Jessie asking this and then the boys just being like “No.” in unison was so sibling energy lol

[@isabelaalvarado-ruiz5887]

I was dying at this 😂😂

[@rickeykoga2312]

I just got to this part and can't get enough man This is why they're so good - straight Tito energy shutting Juicy down the second she gets comfy 😅

[@Mliudahl]

That was fucking hilarious

[@thatswhatshesaid6326]

I’m getting the vibe that they are somewhat annoyed with her. A few episodes back she stated that Bobby doesn’t talk to her at the Comedy Store when he sees her. In this episode doesn’t really feel like they’re including her. She’s always trying to interject and they just keep going. I hate to say this, but I could do without her on the show. 😬

[@curtismartin9054]

Juicy needs to go... she ruins this podcast

[@javierpetriz9643]

Bobby gaslighting Santino about being hurt was fucking gold 😂

[@jont5920]

He comes off as a psychopath.

[@atrfan11]

​@@jont5920it's a comedy show

[@jamiehall-hanlon3104]

I think he must have been just slightly because if he wasn’t he would have joked about it and went along with it but he got really serious trying to make sure everyone knew he wasn’t bothered 😂

[@britturk123]

I honestly think Santino already knew he was not in that Net worth thing because he has looked into it, and when he said I hope I am never on it he was not joking.

[@jungkim689]

​@@jont5920 right, laughing at your friend is psychopathic. Bobby and Juicy are psychopaths. Good take.

[@hannahraedobre]

‘This guy said we have the best Korean food here so he drove me to the woods and the Korean food was his dick’ I wish bobo would do a special already 😂

[@Nyc_Tony]

Being completely caught up on every single episode and being able to watch the new episode on a Monday is possibly the greatest feeling I’ve had in a long time

[@kerilibearian9010]

I binged ALL eps for 2 weeks (I’m a stay at home mom) and I’ve been caught up and now catch myself searching old eps just to watch again!! 😂😂

[@Nyc_Tony]

@@kerilibearian9010love that 😂 I binged for like 2-3 months and finally caught up

[@nameless.faceless.]

@@RebekkaJensenHow sad is it that you’re this deep in the comment section hating on them for watching the same thing you’re watching 🤣

[@FPSJeremy]

absolutely agree bro lol

[@RebekkaJensen]

@@nameless.faceless. It's actually more sad, that you assumed my intention.

[@AG-bq1fm]

6:00 Santino getting his feelings hurt and Bobby Immediately pouncing on it like a Korean cat with Juicy Laughing was just Beautifully fucken funny.

[@AllMoneyIn]

Bobby questioning how Carlos can afford his new car is the most Korean thing he’s done on this show 😂

[@8arrows]

It’s a sedan

[@jasonszeto7790]

@@8arrowssedan is still a car

[@8arrows]

@@jasonszeto7790 I was joking around. Nothing wrong with a sedan. Especially since he has a dog now. It’s just practical.

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

@@8arrowsit’s a Benz not because of sedan lol he coulda got a Honda

[@8arrows]

@@dowhatiwantc7637 I was making fun of sedans those are old fogee cars. Jk around

[@garrettsage9294]

Any episode where Carlos is being asked questions is the best lmao

[@billhicks7157]

Thanks for always making our Mondays special. And thank you for being a bad friend!

[@saxinantay3244]

​@@IS-hb4oldisagree, shes awesome, adds a good comedic and wholesome person to the pod.

[@likwidmagik]

@@IS-hb4ol You're in the tiny minority here.

[@ikakarote]

@@likwidmagik definitely not the minority. She sucks and she is not funny at all.

[@pudgywudgy7111]

She is a good addition. I'm half way through this episode and it's not her best performance. Her chiming in hasn't helped. You can't always have a homer.

[@billhicks7157]

@@IS-hb4ol I highly disagree and she kills live!

[@laufmin]

Listening to Bobby try to describe narcissism and confusing sadism is how I always want to start my week

[@IngPeace]

He’s right, he just doesn’t realize he’s a vulnerable narcissist

[@robinisbell8523]

Bad Friends is my favorite Monday podcast. It just is

[@margomargo3586]

Bobby, you’re awesome. I understand completely how it feels to look in the mirror and not like or love what you see or feel. It’s awful and very dark. However I’ve been watching bad friends for a year now and seen every episode thus far and look forward to listening and watching your podcast with Andrew. You guys are amazing and make even my dark day a little brighter. I also like it when you get sensitive and open up about your depression and it makes me feel like I’m not alone. I hope the retreat works out for you and you find some mental peace! Your my favorite Asian comedian! Stay golden! ❤

[@renatdadouev1538]

50:24 Bobby- "rock on" Andrew- "rock off" Me- "ROCK AND STONE"

[@sethforkey9906]

Bobby sounded like he was taking shots at Carlos but he looked like a genuinely nervous/concerned mom😭😭

[@ajthornton835]

If anyone on the Bad Friends team reads this, tell Santino to bring bug spray (LOTS!) with him to Bora Bora. The Mosquitos are WILD!!! We had no idea.....

[@8arrows]

Make sure to tell him not to use bug spray that contains “deet”

[@lawsquall]

Thanks!

[@brandonmiller2268]

I'll buy Pateron, but you'll still catch me watching on Mondays when I need it the most. Cheers, BF gang!

[@mattduncan5500]

Boby seems so healthy these days, am i the only one that things episodes have been better ?

[@BhagirathyJPanth]

This podcast has been my happiness on so many low daysssss. Love from india. ❤

[@dannymay6984]

Andrew - “I hate pranks” Andrew proudly telling people - “I worked on punkd” 😂😂😂

[@Carolineadelethompson]

Came here for this comment 😂

[@Gavingamingandvlogs15]

Segura and Von in the Cave… The Badiezzzz… good Monday

[@krisbutt7728]

Kill tony boutta be on soon too

[@theBROWNbanditP]

Not having juicy on for a couple episodes really makes you appreciate what a wonderful addition she is to the cast.

[@curtismartin9054]

Most of us disagree

[@theBROWNbanditP]

​@@curtismartin9054 Huh, the few others I talk to in real life that listen to Bad Friends like her. Is there a bunch of hate for her on reddit or something I'm unaware of?

[@curtismartin9054]

@@theBROWNbanditP just look at the comment section. You might have to scan down some... they hide/delete most of the neg comments. I personally don't think she adds any comedic value to the podcast. So much so... I stopped listening to new ones... and started replaying the old ones. Plus production has taking a dive now that George is gone and Carlos took over.

[@AB-ee5tb]

@@curtismartin9054sad sad man

[@alexanderoyston272]

Yeah no.

[@SPiRiT1theMC]

Man they don't riff with Pete enough lol he's always 100% down for the bit but it comes across so genuine

[@vicecolder]

i am now head over heels in love with the raw pure talent of Bob Lee.......and as a 53 year old man i'm required by what my father taught me and the rules of Seneca SC to make sure you know i'm not gay. ain't the world an interesting place for men

[@UFCresultsweekly]

Bad friends is the only patreon I didn't even think twice or how much when they announced it. You know your getting it

[@Betty-Boop809]

Ha, SAME

[@dawsonsnappl1550]

No extra ep tho… not compared to MSSP

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@dawsonsnappl1550 it’s more content, that’s all I care about because I know it’ll be great.

[@vinny5638]

Lol only if it’s worth it and it seems like it’s not 😂

[@armandoguerra7658]

Nah, they have enough already

[@samanthasanford344]

I just bought tickets for your show in Minneapolis!! I'm driving a few hours and going back to work the next morning, but you guys are so worth it!! I can't wait :) love you all

[@ksuduh]

my phone got stolen this past weekend and even tho im on my laptop trying to get my life back together they still make me smile. thnk you

[@michaelrouse8664]

This past weekend? Theo might have it.

[@darkocebuhar3889]

I've noticed in previous episodes also that Santino can't take a joke when Bobby is breaking his balls 😂

[@keith3946]

850 is the highest FICO score you can have. Andrew says he has 865, and the whole room goes along with it. Because none of them have any idea what's going on with credit at all lol

[@brandontrejo84]

I thought the same thing when he said 865! lol

[@JC-hq7iu]

it's a comedy podcast...lol

[@diddlez2]

Idk dude I have a 1050 score

[@rameysavoie7442]

You can get a 900 now

[@vanhattfield8292]

@@diddlez2 Not if you live in the US you don't. The highest fico score is still 850. There were previous models that could go up to 900, but those are no longer used. If you live in Australia it is possible because their system goes up to a maximum score of 1200.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

When Andrew told Bobby how bad he was when was drunk and then Bobby said "Rock on dude" - I laughed. But I'm also a dirty alcoholic so

[@Steven-sd2zi]

Bobby is a victim narcissist. It makes sense given his past but I believe he is a good man and can overcome his demons. Love you Bobby ❤

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Ehhh but yes on the victim narc category. I would say if we were friends he would be the unicorn of narcs, a loveable one

[@korbindallas4552]

Narc != Narcissist. Please don't ruin more words. We already lost cryptosporidium to a digital currency and molly to morons who don't know their drugs.

[@facdoro978]

Narcs are fucking cops

[@Chop310]

This is top 5 ending of the pod hands down!!! Bobby’s laugh gets me every time🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@CameronJames55]

Andrew looks so good for 40 its not that old but he looks good for it

[@kennyg03]

I feel like Juicy's laugh could fix our climate crisis.

[@alexanderoyston272]

Its fucking annoying what do you mean?

[@fabian7463]

When Sunday comes around, I can't wait to start the day on Mondays with Bad Friends.

[@missstee9351]

That ‘poem/song’ you wrote for Corey got me in the feels. Empathetic,sweet and encouraging. What a beautiful human you are! And funny to boot aye! Great episode.

[@TheMageAcademy]

Santino : "Pranks are the worst" Also Santino : "I wish I had a show like Eric Andre"

[@mark.needham]

Also worked on Punked

[@MiguelGarcia-dk8vo]

This is Fr the best pod of all time can’t believe I just started watching a couple months ago

[@VALENTINEproductions]

I came across Tiger belly clips about a month ago and then I found this podcast and ive been hooked. The chemistry between these two is perfect. ive wasted too much time watching past episodes. lol

[@Betty-Boop809]

You’re in for a fun ride.

[@VALENTINEproductions]

@@Betty-Boop809 bro I caught myself watching them 6 hrs straight without realizing the time lol.

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@VALENTINEproductions lol, I get it. I watch an old one every night.

[@soniaapodaca9324]

It's kinda great finding something like this late in the game though, because you get to binge the crap out of it!!

[@andruucspr7466]

Good to have you as a Bad Friend

[@jdubelu540]

What Santino said about building up the people around you whether they become more successful then you or not is so powerful! we need to abolish tall poppy syndrome!

[@gsxrlonewolf4088]

Finally! It's cooled off a TAD bit....but where my fellow construction workers at out here putting in that WORK and just can't wait for the new Bad Friends to help em through the day!

[@brandongray4296]

I'm literally doing the same thing

[@brandongray4296]

Cool of a tad? Where u at. I'm in palm springs. Was 114 last week. Again this week

[@timothyjudd2530]

I was literally wondering the same. I'm in amarillo TX doing electrical 105 last week

[@ianh850]

​@brandongray4296 that's so fucked man lol. stay hydrated out there 💪

[@brandongray4296]

@@ianh850 always. Staying hydrated with my tears.. .. which inturn is doing me nothing aha

[@HappizenYnot]

Love u all. The fact that you are even ABLE to read anything about yourself ONLINE, should be enough, PLENTY, that’s the answer! Get so caught up in “it” you don’t even realize! KEEP BEING FUNNY, WE LOVE!

[@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare]

Bobby makes people laugh, that's worth a lot. He should be happy within himself, I hope he can feel good about everything he is someday, he is a sweet guy, he has his quirks but at least he is himself for the most part.

[@derekmaldonado801]

This ep was so good! I love when it feels like pressure’s off and it’s just the homies chatting. I also love when y’all bring Pete into the mix. Andrew is king

[@kalalirette]

Bobby’s so jealous and protective over his friendship with Santino 😂😂

[@ccheung5]

Santino describing a Korean seafood pancake to Bobby who doesn’t even try to help is too much for me

[@threemileallan]

lmao it didn't even register he was should help lmao

[@danielaguilar7813]

That last laugh in the end about snl & mad tv was such a heart warming laugh. Bobby’s laugh made my day

[@DerrickCavanaugh]

I’m catching up with your ‘cast. You’ve really been helping me during a really tough time in my life. Thank you guys and gal and crew 💚

[@TendoTheDude]

"I never eat in my car" -The man that literally shits in his car Well, I guess they do say don't eat where you shit

[@GhastlyCretin]

Lol

[@AllegedlyAlec]

I love Juicy and I am so happy for her success.

[@curtismartin9054]

She is not talented... at all

[@AB-ee5tb]

Yeah her stand up is actually pretty damn funny. I was pleasantly surprised

[@jypiece_twice]

I miss rudy jules😢😢

[@FloydsDamnVan2]

I genuinely love Jetski!!! If she doesn’t reply, it means she loves me too!!❤❤

[@taylorjaymusic4642]

Love the Bad Friends community, have a kick ass Monday💪💪

[@rickeykoga2312]

Hell yeeea! I'm liking all the comments that I can as I watch this ep just to raise the positivity in this beast

[@naturiatinajero6677]

We need Jules back plz 🙌🏻 great podcast!!

[@lovefool.99]

I miss Rudy Jules

[@Oscarautobody]

Yellow mirror was Theo Von’s joke 😂

[@evansweeney9574]

No joke... the best comedy pod! So stupid yet beautiful...

[@GavoOutDaBando]

On this dreary Monday I was just shuffling through all the different casts thinking "man I wanna see some bobby Lee" and here we go. Bless be the Dawgs

[@jaymiller5669]

MSSP fan dawg?

[@goodrobot1]

Inshallah brother

[@GavoOutDaBando]

@@jaymiller5669 walahi 🤲

[@HERO-hx7ny]

Look at that, I started watching from their very first video and now here I am on their latest. Time flies when you are having fun.

[@lovefool.99]

I’ve done the watch thru twice. Lol how long did it take you?

[@HERO-hx7ny]

@@lovefool.99 3 months I think .. i only watch them like 0-5 times a day.

[@shirleylane4792]

Love watching Bad Friends, always makes me laugh out loud 😂

[@jamesdabbs2722]

The best podcast there is, haven’t missed and episode in almost a year now. You guys are hilarious.

[@brandonhall1516]

I feel so bad, I went to a meet and great of theirs and was so starstruck I never told Jesse how good she is on bad fiends and even kill Tony back in the day. Jesse if you see this you rock

[@gunnargeroy8406]

Any other Hey Babe fans here that also went crazy when they mentioned Kane Tanaka? 😂

[@lovefool.99]

Hey babe!

[@imbobman3989]

This show is the only reason I make it through work on Mondays

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

It's magical they chose monday for that reason

[@Idontwant1]

My Husband had a detached testicle. He was working on helping remodel a hotel. And he was carrying about 150 marble 2 foot counter tops 1 at a time. Then he lifted his leg over a fence to get to the car and drive home. He felt the pop then it hurt like hell. And by the time he pulled in our driveway the pain was gone. It was tender 43:01 the next few days. But then it felt normal. And the next day he worked he came home with his balls the size of a baseball. And his balls kept getting bigger each week. Finally after a year he found a doctor who was able to help him. The recovery of them snipping off the snapped cord his nuts were black and swollen. But he’s shooting blanks.

[@GhastlyCretin]

Dear God, that's a horror story 😮

[@whosemans]

Andrew missing Bobby’s “KOOG” joke made me sad 😂

[@Mightyempress]

There’s a reason I connect and love Andrew so much he’s a LIBRA OCTOBER BABY like me !!!

[@ONEOFONEJMONEY]

Let’s goooooo love yalll 💚💚 thanks for being a bad friend!!!

[@rockogoff1]

I love you guys. I saw you when you cam to Phoenix and your mom came out which was awesome and sugar sean was there. Great night. Keep up the good work boys. I look forward to my drive to work every Monday listening to you guys.

[@BrucesClips]

If Bobby was the judge I’d just say “Uh oh… hotdog” All charges dropped

[@logan27000]

Bobby you are a super special human, and I mean that in the most positive way ! Great episode!

[@Ah-Sol]

I miss Doc I hope he going ok

[@nicholasruiz8591]

What happened to him???

[@Ah-Sol]

Mate I’m not 100% he just sorta disappeared one day and didn’t return anyone’s calls or texts Whatever he is doing I hope he is happy and safe

[@GhastlyCretin]

​@@Ah-SolI didn't see it but people said that at a Q&A at one of Santinos shows he said doc said he wanted to do his own thing because he became uncomfortable with how much personal stuff he divulged on the podcast.

[@Ah-Sol]

@@GhastlyCretin ohh fair enough then I hope he is doing well either way

[@dj_telemundo7245]

Proud of Bobby for his sobriety. Will pray for him to continue to be sober and that God will give him peace and perseverance.

[@stevestarkiller4325]

Drop Tiger Belly, Bobby and give us 2 eps of Bad friend every week. 🤤

[@coasterkraken6088]

Hearing them say "gooner" over and over and naming his son renoog? i'm like, "Do they KNOW?!?!?" and then the definition got read like two seconds later and I'm crying laughing at all their reactions.

[@catoninetails]

Bobby isnt a narcissist, he just has a inferiority/superiority complex

[@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare]

It takes me about 3 hrs to fall asleep, I just lay there making up fake scenarios in my head until I fall asleep.

[@Grilledhotchips]

For the patreon you guys should do an extra hour once a week kinda like Tim Dillon. That would be cool

[@JamesSmith-ww6zm]

Thanks y’all! I always save my Monday nights for some bad friends

[@SingleMaltBuckeye]

Life isnt easy. Thanksnfor being bad friends. I apprexiate it

[@tbspromotions]

3:51 that would explain a lot, he would have a rich dad. He has that rich white kid attitude lol

[@phillipireland4484]

30k views in 25 mins is testament that these two need a show that’s recorded daily

[@donaldutcher4696]

47:39 Awwww 🥺🤗 Andrew’s about to cry… It’s the sweetest thing ever, watching him proudly look at Juicy as if she’s his daughter.

[@theicedragonify]

Bobby:Rock on dude 🤘 Santino: no rock off!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marleeeden250]

when u watch friends that have such a strong bond every week do u start feeling like ur their friend involved in the convo too or is it just me