TYLER1 DALLAS COWBOYS RANT

/ loltyler1
streamed 14th January 2024

[@sencehydra7044]

10 wintrades in a row wouldn't make him this disappointed

[@cum537]

what is a wintrade

[@supnova6737]

@@cum537when someone from the enemy team and someone on the ally team coordinate to purposefully alter the outcome of the game. Let’s say the ally soft ints and aids the enemy by giving them call outs about the map.

[@davidsantiago7808]

Bc the cowboys have been wintrading for 30 years lmao

[@BornInsane0]

football is a different breed

[@cgraefz9354]

get this man on the cowboys sideline... i was ready to run through a wall after that rant

[@icydaddy]

last thing micah needs is someone telling him hes soft to his face lmao dude will go cry on his podcast

[@2049571]

@@icydaddy And vindiciate him as being soft. Hell, the entire TEAM is soft, sorry, and lead by a absolute fossil as owner.

[@mkfmgaming3019]

He legitimately went on a 14 hour rant on stream. Shit is crazy how much this pissed him off

[@Mythowars]

I’d be pissed too if I was a fan. The way I see it… it’s better to be a full on loser like the browns or jets now. You don’t want to be Dallas a team that fully has the capabilities every year to go the distance but they don’t cause they play horrible.

[@GinormousBadonk]

If you watched the cowboys as much as he did you would be just as pissed 😂

[@renatovilla3634]

They always have talent and the fans buy into them every year, just to go nowhere every time. It’s hilarious to see them talk so much shit every year just to out do themselves in their debacles every year.

[@Prodigial]

@@renatovilla3634 I'm from Dallas and, while I'm not a football fan, I do like to see them win because it makes the people I see every day happy. It just sucks to know they are gonna choke every fucking year in some embarassing way. Jerry Jones would be fired if he were any other GM he has to go.

[@user-ch3eu9ho2n]

@@Mythowarsas a dolphins fan, fucking preach .

[@CiiTiiZzeN]

legendary big brother rant

[@bigtik5233]

Playoff wins since the Houston Texans started their franchise in 2002… Texans: 5 Cowboys: 4

[@johnkirk1772]

I remember when they barely beat my Seahawks in the playoffs and were feeling themselves in 2019...meanwhile I was thinking 'that was the most sorry Seahawks team we put together in years', they won 1 of the last 4 games and had Lynch come back from retirement cause they didn't have a RB...the cowboys really didn't do much of anything since the 2000s

[@johnmoore1495]

Cowboys fans will still say they’re America’s team, bro you guys aren’t even Texas’ team lmao

[@chuyozuna2398]

@@johnmoore1495expect no one in Texas cares about the Texans lol

[@pyrozweak]

@@chuyozuna2398cope lil bro 🤡🫵

[@SirPerfectful]

@@johnmoore1495 They're America's team because when they lose, America wins

[@T-adams]

1. i didn’t know tyler1 was a cowboys fan… 2. i’m also a cowboys fan and i approve his message.

[@TECC777]

fr me and dad had a 1 hour conversation just on this game alone. but why would we keep like thou. Tony Romo for OC or QB coach. and get Jimmy in the facility more

[@hailburngw2824]

just say youre gay, its quicker.

[@Elitemekoggle]

Facts bro I didn’t know he was da bois. That passion gonna come back and he gonna love us hopefully we do well in the playoffs next year. But I feel the same way man he said it perfectly. Get his ass on our defence

[@AppleJacksCereal]

Same I don’t watch him regularly but I’ve known him for years and I didn’t know this. I laughed when Dak threw that pick six. All I could do to keep from crying😂. Nothings gonna change until Jerry Jones leaves imo

[@thunderman21]

@@AppleJacksCerealstill won’t then… his son will own the team and he’s cheap

[@mxl8755]

Not even trolling, or joking. I am sercuity guard for the Dallas Cowboys. There was so many Green bay fans, it was insane. My God, cowboys fans were just sick af. so horrible.

[@lovernatz]

ok paul blart

[@hata6290]

@@lovernatz14 max

[@myppislimp]

​@@lovernatzshut urr face little fangirl 😅 watch real teams go far in the playoffs unlike us

[@johnmoore1495]

Lambeau Field South my dude

[@JDMluvDSMkila]

we travel well my friend thats why there were bars FULL of us...GO PACK GO

[@GenocideJill-]

This brother is spittin

[@BlaccOut]

I love how the cowboys try to score in garbage time to make the score closer when theyre getting blown out.

[@zakoryus]

As an Eagles fan I like that the Cowboys do that instead of just giving up like my sorry ass team did last night… still fuck Dallas Fly Eagles Fly 🦅

[@kidn00b1]

#JustDakThings

[@LGPanthers1]

Everyone does, gotta grit the game out till the final whistle, shame about the 3 1/2 quarters preceding that

[@johnmoore1495]

Yeah scoring 2 touchdowns in garbage time (down by 36 points, 6 minutes left) when the Packers are clearly just trying to make you burn time by staying inbounds is like being happy you hit a pin bowling when you got the bumpers up lmao

[@ELI4SZ]

@@zakoryuslol it’s funny how just like that we both nfc east teams are out the playoffs kinda poetic

[@michaelmarlow6610]

For a sports rant this is actually kinda tame. I’ve heard some unhinged rants from Jets fans that are truly top tier sports fans rants. He broke down basically the whole team with no hesitation and no lies.

[@oby100]

Thank you for preserving this legendary rant. No one rants quite like Big T

[@MrLilbunnyfoofoo]

Speaking as a Packers fan that had to watch McCarthy waste Rodger's best years. This one felt really friggin good. Sorry Cowboys fans

[@WutTheDeuceGaming]

Speaks to Rodgers as well. He's touted as the most talented QB ever. It's not like he performed well during that span in the playoffs either after being very good in the regular season each year.

[@keyboard2758]

@@WutTheDeuceGamingarod does perform his defense averages like 30 points in losses

[@afalseerra9517]

@@keyboard2758 two things can be true, rodgers defenses sucked however so did he in the postseason.

[@keyboard2758]

@@afalseerra9517 Rodgers averages a higher td/int ratio passer rating and completion percentage than Tom Brady in the playoffs

[@jonoleech7832]

Tyler is the perfect representation of most cowboys fans

[@ninmu]

Mentally ill?

[@swagger234]

​@@ninmuYES -a Cowboys fan

[@RoyaltyRogue]

As an eagles fan we have VERY similar frustrations with our coaching and defense. My main gripe is with horrible offensive playcalling. NFC East is in shambles right now.

[@matta6689]

Eagles are sorry and soft as well. Diva's on offense and soft as pudding tackling on defense.

[@jojijoestar7233]

@@matta6689Can’t forget the brain-dead coaching too. I mean who the fuck gives Matt Patricia another shot outside of New England after the bang-up job he did in Detroit?

[@johnmoore1495]

Eh you guys got robbed of a SB title last year over a pathetic excuse for a holding call. If that was a hold, they should be throwing flags every play.

[@matta6689]

@@jojijoestar7233 Siriani is staying too lol. So is McCarthy for the cowboys. Lmaoooo

[@jojijoestar7233]

@@matta6689He has to rethink his entire coaching right now

[@ovs4744]

Of course the cowboys lose in a sport where they can’t ride horses

[@Twenti2]

Lol

[@codystubbs6489]

They lost to 'chesseheads' 😭

[@manamitsuki3851]

As a titans fan I’ve been let down and disappointed but watching the cowboys who actually have a good team and win a lot of games during the regular season blow up first playoff game every season makes it not so bad 🤣

[@_tonytones_]

I wonder how he reacted when he heard that Dallas ain’t moving away from McCarthy

[@TwizTeDxNinjAx]

as a lions fan i find the rant hilarious *laughs in 60 years of failure*

[@dylanlauniere9768]

“Look at the Ravens” man just cursed Baltimore this weekend

[@dieklachst1675]

Man came out of retirement on twitter to ratio the official cowboys postgame tweet

[@kingulv]

same being a Man United fan its just depression every weekend

[@micaelz5477]

Brotha don’t let something other people do get you down

[@jaidsalgado]

Man U is a more sorry team imo

[@shattered2137]

erik seven hag masterclass week in week out

[@Jake-sk5wm]

Your coach needs to go. Just sad seeing Man U so shite

[@jettstewart2372]

i’m a united fan too but united are in a far worse place atm then the cowboys lol, i don’t think they even play in europe next year

[@nathanspreitzer6738]

Lions hadn’t won a playoff game in 32 years, guess what happened last night boys W

[@ThePolice2012]

I was there. I cried.

[@MrParanoiaAgent]

Go Lions 🥹

[@xefwyn]

One Pride!

[@dominiclewis6522]

I almost forgot to watch it today, but here I am

[@Archangel1994]

Preach it king, the Boys have suffered some absolute heartbreakers that have labelled them as chokers for a long time now but damnit each of those times felt like the team actually tried. The Cowboys walked out there high on their own arrogance thinking they’d just walk all over the Packers and got completely humbled.

[@Lee-hd3gf]

I've never seen him that mad about something before. Not even the win trading arc gave tyler this much of a headache.

[@odeszaa]

lol what? He’s mad here but he’s had hundreds of rage outbursts far more severe than this, he’s just rambling on about shit here, have you been only watching him for like an hour?

[@laughaway7955]

​@@odeszaa ok

[@psy_99]

@@odeszaa Nah, most of his outbursts felt superficial and in the moment. This one felt like he thought about it the entire day and night. The passion of this rant was raw

[@davidgiardino9536]

this brings me so much joy as a giants fan

[@thestoebz]

As a Chiefs fan who has to listen to cowboys fans all the time, I love when they lose yet again 😂

[@justingrahamtraplord]

Feels good to be a packers owner

[@BusinessFreedom1]

you have stock too?

[@ZenBerryz]

not gonna feel good when they get ran through by the 49rs

[@pointyheadYT]

"owner" lol

[@moneyman2595]

@@pointyheadYTstock owner so he is technically right

[@johnmoore1495]

@@pointyheadYT I mean as share holders we actually get to vote in who runs the Packers. Cowboys are stuck with Jerry until he dies, considering he’s a billionaire they probably got another 30 years thanks to modern medicine + his cash lmao.

[@gustaaavo]

I know how it feels, my 111 year-old team got relegated first time in 2023

[@luisfoliatti4843]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@bigtik5233]

No one cares about soccer

[@jaidsalgado]

​@@bigtik5233 except the whole world kek good one

[@bigtik5233]

@@jaidsalgado you come to an American streamer talking about the most popular sport in America and complaining about a sport no one here cares about, FOH

[@stegan2531]

@@bigtik5233 soccer is the most popular sport in america

[@iamkAIden]

I’ll see you guys here next year!

[@jakemidass]

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS

[@xeoiii]

As a 32 year old bengals fan, I feel your pain

[@porkypine602]

the bengals made the superbowl 2 years ago and have an elite QB and receiver yall gonna be good

[@AstroLonghorn]

Hey 9-8 with a hurt Joe Burrow half the year yall got this

[@kDallas_]

Cinci will be fine going forward. It's rough being a cowboys fan cause there's no end in sight. We'll forever be first round exits til I'm on my deathbed 😂

[@johnmoore1495]

Just remember, could be worse. You could be a Cowboys fan.

[@steadyrhythms9571]

burrow’s gonna win yall a ring dont stress

[@yoshineitor]

20min rant, this man was surely mad.

[@zura17]

This was only 20 min from a 14 Hour rant, you havent seen nothing yet that stream, I watched stream for 1 hour, went to bed, woke up, had lucnh and then opened the stream again and bro was still talking about it

[@benpo3811]

The curse of palpatine will remain until he is defeated and banished from the mortal realm

[@imetmikemo182]

Palpatine thought he could scoot the curse with an imaginary circle 😭

[@johnmoore1495]

Dude needs to get banished to the shadow realm real fast

[@RomnysGonzalez]

Soft and sorry in thw helmet got me weak 😂

[@dicktipton5912]

Seeing a grown man this upset over football brings great joy to me. And the cherry on top is he's a cowpoke fan.

[@girthatbirth]

Tons of grown men get this mad over sports, stop acting like it’s not normalized.

[@sunk5244]

He’s passionate about his team, nothing wrong with that.

[@AppleJacksCereal]

Better than raging over video games tbh

[@hands-ongaming7180]

@@girthatbirthit’s funny cause it’s a dumb sport.

[@girthatbirth]

@@hands-ongaming7180 Ratings disagree.

[@bw7754]

He had my exact same feelings except I’m a dolphins fan. You get more used to being let down then if they actually have any success

[@iiTSzAzedin]

20 mins and 26 seconds of straight YAPPING 😂

[@CancerPatient991]

all facts tho

[@fahed2544]

I get it on twitch but people overusing that word which they’d never say if they didn’t here the next guy saying it is so exhausting

[@fahed2544]

I’m a hater

[@iiTSzAzedin]

@@fahed2544 yea buddy ngl you yapping rn

[@julesverne06]

This is the type of rants the CowBoys and their fans need to hear. Straight facts and 🔥

[@StartMenuChannel]

As a packers fan this video is incredible lol

[@nameless1204]

As someone who has lived in both Chicago and Dallas for roughly half their life respectfully, I just get super depressed whenever I watch football, (especially whenever either play against the Packers). But Tyler1 is 100% right and any real football fan understands that this is simply the Cowboy way

[@keyboard2758]

Packers gotta be your least favorite team easily. Sorry for that but it’s always Go Pack Go

[@mikewallace9292]

the texans have more playoff wins than the cowboys since 2002

[@Tommy9834]

Lol, the Packers have more playoff wins in Jerry World, than the Cowboys.

[@LeGoofy23]

All this to lose to CJ “Brady” Stroud

[@sinfulbeliever7083]

Tyler does look he could be Daks brother

[@yimzoolee9203]

THE PACK IS BACK!!!! SMOKING THAT DALLAS PACK

[@MrZakXero]

This was fucking amazing

[@hypergiantstar1834]

Legendary rant

[@mrstewart6903]

As a packer fan, I clicked this video so fast just geeking

[@Rxslc]

t1 should do a training camp for the cowboys they probably win

[@keish5709]

The cowboys are looking like the LA Dodgers, the way they perform so well in the regular season just to choke in the playoffs every year.

[@Henrydota2]

Feels good to be a ravenz fan

[@jamescole9621]

So true the cowboys don’t play hard at all you look at other teams and you see what playing hard actually is. When they’re behind they start crying it’s almost like they think they’re entitled to wins lmao

[@DongusMcBongus]

Romo played with a punctured lung and fractured rib and led the Cowboys to a comeback win in 2011. You can say what you want about Tony, but the man was tough as nails.

[@ajrocks44]

He is right teams like the Ravens and 49ers do buy in and play for each other instead of themselves.

[@liquidocelot4885]

Haven't seen him this pissed since tlou2

[@zzxxccvv01]

This was legit me back in 2015/2016/2017 with TSM..... man.... Its the worst feeling

[@pretentiousfly]

To be fair their CEO was busy abusing them and partnering with scam companies. It's hard to make time between that for coaching 😂

[@codystubbs6489]

Going from yelling to "it is what it is" is a level of defeat only a sports fan can feel.

[@johnmoore1495]

My favorite quote from the media aftermath: “The Green Bay Packers went into Jerry’s World… and ruined Jerry’s life.” -Pat McAfee I think we genuinely knocked off a few years for you guys with that blow out win, might get a new owner sooner rather than later now lol

[@patrick4662]

this guy was a RB back in the day at a D1 FBS school. Even if he walked on or whatever still that's a higher level of football than most reach. At the same time I read the WaPost article about this dude a couple years ago and it just made me sad. Having your mom on salary to make you lunch and whatnot.

[@hellothere4431]

packers just own the bears and cowboys. some things will never change

[@Shusho405]

Bro lives in Missouri and is a cowboys fan instead of a Chiefs fan. Asking for pain year after year lol

[@noivern4346]

Being a cowboys fan is probably why my dad got cancer tbh

[@dirkdiggler7253]

I'm 38 and remember watching the cowboys win in the 90's. 4 Superbowl appearances and won 3. Since then they haven't even won a playoff game. Im just glad i stopped watching sports 5 years ago and it doesn't bother me anymore

[@WeatherWondersWW]

Cowboys gonna watch this and go undefeated and win the Super Bowl next year

[@bongobingo7631]

holy hes unleashed i love it

[@cameron7202]

Idk if I’m more taken aback by the roast or by the actually respectable analysis 💀💀💀

[@Jstrelts]

The Dallas Cowboys are yearly the same formula: hype up preseason, smash terrible opponents, win a game unexpectedly to seemingly "justify" the hype so its "their year", then tragically combust in postseason so their failure props up a franchise that needs the boost. The packers were one of the most up and down teams, and beating the cowboys legitimizes their season, and their fanbase invests as a result. Cowboys fans, your franchise is the lifeblood for the NFC to use your money and hype to translate to other teams. All the training camp sellouts, the storming of the stadium on opening day, the packers organization appreciates it! Wonder which NFC team will run them over next season to gain traction off of

[@jimai808]

T1 mentioned the niners being the cowboys kryptonite which is certainly true, but the real kryptonite for the cowboys are actually the packers. The packers have actually won more playoff games at the cowboys home stadium than the cowboys have. In fact, the packers are undefeated in that building.

[@BURRDAWG_]

Dawg 7-0 at Dallas. Dallas is GB home away from home

[@RomnysGonzalez]

They got cooked by a dude named Love

[@andrewcobb3919]

Anyone else remember when he was talking about the same team saying they would go to the Super bowl?

[@plattzly]

the best part is cowboys just announced mccarthy is going no where lol

[@prosteezy]

The cowboys are in the analysis room studying this 🎉

[@htaedWhoKnew]

Daks and Cede got the yips. It was so obviously over after that first Dak pick. Second pick sealed it.

[@nonsensicalwebby1663]

Never watched a football game in my life but epic rant😂

[@notyonachos3068]

Tyler1 looks like Dak Prescott if he took 6 vicodin a day

[@PappiiKim123]

I watched this twice with the biggest smile :)

[@samharvie1036]

GO PACK GO🎉🎉🎉

[@attrition71]

Mccarthy isnt as Ass as T1's mic. I mean for real man

[@crimeminister7391]

They dont have a gm lol.. Jerry is the defacto gm

[@kye4216]

They have talented players that is t really the problem

[@Thundernoob98]

Damn I didn’t even know Tyler still streamed

[@Moises-Donquixote.Sanchez]

Ayy he was right about the DBs not palying the run .not only that for the majority of the plays they had more Dbs on the field

[@SkidogMedia]

This man is a cowgirls fan? god damn that explains alot

[@kameraddog624]

That rep comes in the post season. Cowboys have that regular season plot armour; every year, it manipulates people into thinking they are good.

[@Nalesniki33]

At least the cowboys had some good news after the eagles game today

[@POOLIPO]

Tim gonna love this

[@C5Z06CarGuy]

C.T. Fletcher watching this video and thinking "Damn T1 take is easy son".

[@Piratesaregay12322]

Diva WRs are great in the regular season when you can just over perform against bad teams but once you get to the post season these are teams that know their shit. Dolphins have the same problem Tua throwing turnovers forcing the ball to Tyreek. In the post season these kinds of WRs are not good because the other teams you're playing in the playoffs are gonna be studying your film top to bottom. It's why the Ravens are so scary, they're disciplined and a team first kind of team. Everyone on that team knows they have a part to play and they play it. No diva shit there.

[@xra7337]

Most rational cowboys fan

[@BauerPower4]

Watching angry cowboys fans annually makes me happy 😂 keep fighting the good fight yall!

[@cammyboyyy8173]

Wow I love that he’s talking about about the NFL

[@bigbrain1415]

Bro went from fire the DC to disband the team so quick 💀

[@philippe2121]

Texans are Texas #1 team fore the next decade

[@KayDizzelVids]

Oh he's not gonna like that Jerry isn't getting rid of McCarthy...

[@StuffMyBra]

Can someone explain this in league terms

[@user-fr4wv8mo3z]

Yasuo building full ap, then running down mid. And Blame it on our poor jungler. Sorry for bad English.

[@reformed827]

TSM disappointing in worlds yet again idk

[@lake_water7112]

Kinda like G2 from last Worlds. Super popular team where every year fans say “wait they might be really good this year…” and then inevitably get trounced in the playoffs. This year they got thrashed by a young underdog team.

[@kkrmzn]

TSM the last decade

[@kronickintrovert]

@@kkrmzn lmfao

[@Sero4]

You can't say the Cowboys are the softest team when the Eagles exist

[@AstroLonghorn]

To be fair the eagles weren’t soft, they just absolutely refused to call slants. I just watched a video compilation where the linebackers are inexistent over the middle and it’s all go routes. That was 100% a coaching failure

[@jamesartemio1312]

Cowboys got demolished by 7th seed team, that has a 1st year starter , in their own home.

[@freshfeel]

Tyler: Micah Parsons you're soft, Oklahoma drill me, 5/5 😂

[@camodeano3003]

Bruh I slept thru the first quarter too and woke up to a literal shitstorm 😭 like imagine waking up to that shit!!!

[@ElonDaOmnissiah]

What’s crazy to me is they haven’t been awful for 30 years. They’ve been a playoff team like 20 of those 30. Hope crushed rinse repeat straight up historic.

[@123321cpu]

can someone explain what happened in league terms

[@Alexander-jv2vs]

They ran it down mid

[@BokuWaJShi]

dopa up

[@animeanime7849]

Chovy every year. A lot of hype and disappointment every year

[@zzxxccvv01]

Imagine T1 stomping LCK summer but flop in playins at worlds

[@metalhydra273]

Cowboys are that motherfucker who climbs to 1000+lp Challenger throughout the season until going like 3-37 in the last month

[@cotomyzer]

you guys are the toronto maple leaf of football

[@evangelosvasiliades1204]

Naaah, the last time the leafs won a cup there was only 6 teams. 💀