Tyrant or Superstar? | The Life & Times of Nero

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History Abridged with Jack Rackam

History Abridged with Jack Rackam

Күн бұрын

Watch your backs and the water in your wine, our road has led us back to Rome! Nero Claudius Caesar often gets a bad rap as one of the worst emperors, whether a madman or a tyrant. To be sure, he was an awful human being, he killed his mother Agrippina, his tutor Seneca, his cousin Britannicus, and many, many more. But as far as emperors go, he was pretty decent, despite coming to power as a teenager. So how bad was he really?
Special thanks to Knowing Better for making sure I don't steal his bit. He's made a few videos putting idolized and infamous figures into historical context, see here: • In Defense of Columbus...
Footnotes:
0:41 She was actually his first cousin once removed, but who's counting?
1:04 Specifically Claudius' wife Messalina accused him of having an affair with Julia Livilla, Claudius' other sister, but my Roman history professor phrased it as “Caligula's sisters” so I went with it. In any case, the accusations are somewhat dubious.
2:38 According to Tacitus she made it back to her own country home, though he also describes a bunch of onlookers at the beach. It probably makes more sense than I suggest it does and I just didn't follow along properly.
2:54 Basically there were a bunch of people temporarily adopting children to win political offices and then immediately un-adopting them. This was actually later in Nero's reign, but serves the point that he wasn't all bad.
2:57 Some of his other benevolent acts include de-escalating police presence in the city of Rome, fighting gubernatorial abuse, and a decreased focus on conquest.
3:17 Actually, this was done mostly by preventing people from tapping out too much water from aqueducts before it reached the city, but that's harder to convey in a single image over two seconds.
3:19 Basically he said “All buildings shall have a no-touch zone in between them” so as to slow new fires
3:20 In fact, he wasn't even in Rome when the fire happened, but in Antium (today Anzio).
3:32 In addition to the other things mentioned, he was a fanatic musician and charioteer. In the Olympics, he won a chariot race despite being thrown out of the chariot and never finishing. The judge's reasoning? If he had finished, he would have placed first.
3:52 Caligula might not have done this, or if he did, it could have been satirical. However, it is safe to say that Nero didn't appoint any equine senators.
4:23 I think I'm remembering Piso's ancestry from my Roman history class, but haven't been able to find sources to back this up. If you've got any, I'd love to see them.
4:56 You might notice some faces in here whose deaths weren't mentioned. Poppaea Sabina, Nero's second wife, was stomped in the uterus while carrying Nero's child. Corbulo became too popular for his own good and his son-in-law had already tried to overthrow the emperor.
5:10 Before Nero decided he needed someone else to kill him, he tried to bolster his confidence by making another freedman kill himself as an example.
5:30 Some people thought he'd faked his death, but after that there was a rumor he'd be reborn. On a few occasions, people actually claimed to be his reincarnation in order to lead rebellions.
Music (in order of appearance):
Kevin Macleod - Evening of Chaos
Kevin Macleod - Hidden Past
Kevin Macleod - Teddy Bear Waltz
Gino Finocchiaro - Tra Veglia E Sonno
Avatar: The Last Airbender Main Theme
Kevin Macleod - Crinoline Dreams
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@JackRackam
@JackRackam 6 жыл бұрын
As always, fun facts and footnotes in the description. Special thanks to Knowing Better for making an appearance in this video, you can find his channel at kzbin.info
@ryanjapan3113
@ryanjapan3113 5 жыл бұрын
Jack Rackam lucky he stopped doing history and started doing politics
@cheng3580
@cheng3580 5 жыл бұрын
@@ryanjapan3113 he still does history.
@raymundoserna3449
@raymundoserna3449 5 жыл бұрын
i like the jojo reference
@QuynhLe-hm2ed
@QuynhLe-hm2ed 4 жыл бұрын
P
@Violent2aShadow
@Violent2aShadow 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Nero's reaction if he found out that the Christians have a city of their own in the center of Rome?
@AtaMarKat
@AtaMarKat 3 жыл бұрын
“Claudius died under suspicious circumstances” But that was life for Uncle Claudius
@xavierdurocher1534
@xavierdurocher1534 2 жыл бұрын
Such was life for uncle Claudius
@Drewski-hw1yi
@Drewski-hw1yi 2 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone just instinctively calls him Uncle Claudius now.
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 4 жыл бұрын
Should probably be mentioned that being the last Julio-Claudian kinda matters a lot. It's probably why he was painted in such a bad light because that helped legitimize the succeeding Flavian dynasty. The Romans didn't have a concept like Mandate of Heaven but they did like to paint the last member of a dynasty in a bad light to justify someone else gaining imperial power and also try to have some cosmic justice to the fall of that dynasty. With Nero the historians didn't have to work that hard but with the last Flavian you really see them struggling because by all accounts he was a good man.
@vespasianflaviustheemperor7901
@vespasianflaviustheemperor7901 4 жыл бұрын
It's all about the spin baby.
@GerryBolger
@GerryBolger 4 жыл бұрын
Domition is one of Rome's most underrated Emperors. He pissed off the Senate (rightly in my opinion) so his memory was going to be damned anyway.. Fuck the Senate....
@yunleung2631
@yunleung2631 3 жыл бұрын
@@GerryBolger apparently the empire had never run more smoothly than it ya Dundee Domitian. Petty senators denied their chance to leech off the system :)
@GoetzimRegen
@GoetzimRegen 3 жыл бұрын
the jewish revolt was all about the throne of rome, after a hypotheses from ralf eliis. if nero had suceeded with his plans, the roman empire would look more like the chinese empire. so with the flavian dynisty, it was more like an middle eastern thing.
@charleswilson4526
@charleswilson4526 3 жыл бұрын
If one thing you need to take in consideration, it’s that senatorial writings always have a slant.. loved by senate = swell guy ... hated by senate = bastard man... it’s like if Mitch McConnell wrote about Obama and that’s what people go on from 1000 years from now
@CSLucasEpic
@CSLucasEpic 3 жыл бұрын
Nero: "I want to be an actor." Nero's mom: "No! You are going to be a politician! And you are going to like it!"
@lewism1995
@lewism1995 5 жыл бұрын
Nero's Officer: Is it so dreadful a thing then to die? Nero: *iS It sO dREaDfuL A tHInG tHeN tO DiE??*
@_extrathicc
@_extrathicc 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention Nero actually was a 2D anime girl.
@optillian4182
@optillian4182 5 жыл бұрын
*_P A D O R U P A D O R U_*
@elijakiger
@elijakiger 5 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that her wearing a wedding dress gives her another star
@jeannecaelum5167
@jeannecaelum5167 5 жыл бұрын
@@elijakiger now that you say it...wow (yes Karna best Lancer good taste)
@alqu6375
@alqu6375 5 жыл бұрын
I prefer the Romulan miner turned time traveling terrorist. Uh, not in a waifu way, I mean a reference kinda way... >_>
@pancake1781
@pancake1781 5 жыл бұрын
*U M U*
@IWillNeverMakeVideos
@IWillNeverMakeVideos 6 жыл бұрын
Nero played a Lyre as the Fiddle wasn't invented until the 10th century. Still a good video though
@JackRackam
@JackRackam 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's just trickier to animate someone playing a lyre, so I took a little liberty
@horacegentleman3296
@horacegentleman3296 5 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna be like that...don't think he was killed with a glock either lol
@emperorbartu2414
@emperorbartu2414 5 жыл бұрын
He also wasn't shot in the head
@freakrx2349
@freakrx2349 5 жыл бұрын
Deflated Church I think Nero “playing the fiddle” is actually a euphemism for “Nero playing with his package downstairs”
@CanalTremocos
@CanalTremocos 5 жыл бұрын
Nero was actually an avid bagpipes player.
@TheObiareus
@TheObiareus 4 жыл бұрын
Long ago, the Julians and the Claudians lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the Claudians went insane. Only Nero, a descendant of both halves of the dynasty, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he went insane.
@bogdanbogdanoff5164
@bogdanbogdanoff5164 4 жыл бұрын
The decadency back then was rather humble, compared to the amount of money plutocratic bankers of today play with
@theawesomeman9821
@theawesomeman9821 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Avatar Kyoshi
@Petepeatpeet
@Petepeatpeet 3 жыл бұрын
“He can’t run to the East because his officers started quoting Virgil at him instead of taking orders.” Haven’t we all been there
@sandyhall8456
@sandyhall8456 Жыл бұрын
Help these days...
@comradecthulhu6052
@comradecthulhu6052 5 жыл бұрын
Nero’s Bizzare Adventure.
@financialproblems9308
@financialproblems9308 4 жыл бұрын
*dies in t pose*
@themartianway
@themartianway 4 жыл бұрын
C A E S A R *! ! !*
@DioBrando-yk5up
@DioBrando-yk5up 4 жыл бұрын
Ahem risottos bizarre Adventure
@captainvalourous6668
@captainvalourous6668 4 жыл бұрын
UMU
@leotrace9158
@leotrace9158 4 жыл бұрын
@@DioBrando-yk5up Ahem, *OI, JOSUKE* 's Bizarre Adventure.
@TheKeksadler
@TheKeksadler 5 жыл бұрын
Little did the romans know that Nero's second coming would be in the form of a 2D anime girl. umu.
@benp.865
@benp.865 5 жыл бұрын
YES
@Samm815
@Samm815 5 жыл бұрын
Nero in Hell: so this is my legacy?
@junbanner5772
@junbanner5772 4 жыл бұрын
Hey. It does paint his legacy in a brighter picture. Considering how Red Saber potrays Nero at the height of his rule and popularity. Even if Red Saber's cruelty is still present in the form of Boudica's lore and the fact that we get repeatedly sent into gladiatorial battles to the death "because entertainment"...
@theALTF4
@theALTF4 4 жыл бұрын
T Fck u talking about? a japanese cartoon of sorts?
@masamoon1887
@masamoon1887 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda. They talk about the fate franchise, a series of games manga or anime that resolves around the summoning of heroic spirits. Nero has been one of them
@TheTyrantOfTyrus
@TheTyrantOfTyrus 4 жыл бұрын
So assuming that the Imperial guards knew about the planned assassination, do you think they hanged around the edges of the ship and the lifeboats for the whole ride? I like the idea of some Roman maiden looking around and seeing like 10 legionaries next to the lifeboats with lifevests on.
@dravendfr
@dravendfr 5 жыл бұрын
What happens if you give a neck beard all of the power.
@OsirisLord
@OsirisLord 7 ай бұрын
Answer: hates Christians and makes his fanart an Olympic event.
@coachgoltzbizpro23
@coachgoltzbizpro23 4 жыл бұрын
Nero is technically Caligula's nephew? That explains everything...
@al-muwaffaq341
@al-muwaffaq341 4 жыл бұрын
Jon Goltz yes his mom was the sister of Caligula
@akechijubeimitsuhide
@akechijubeimitsuhide 3 жыл бұрын
The Julio-Claudian family tree is a complete mess He's also Mark Antony's great-grandson I think
@scarymonster5541
@scarymonster5541 3 жыл бұрын
@@akechijubeimitsuhide WHAT!!!!??
@emilyb7867
@emilyb7867 3 жыл бұрын
@@scarymonster5541 yup Mark Anthony had a daughter with Augustus sister named Antonia minor, which was later married to Tiberius brother and bore Germanicus and Claudius. Germanicus then married Aggrippina the Elder, daughter of Julia (the only child of Augustus) and Agrippa. Together they had several childern most notably Caligula and Aggrippina the younger(nero s mom) So basically yeah, they all kinda related somehow.
@scarymonster5541
@scarymonster5541 3 жыл бұрын
@@emilyb7867 uhhh the family tree is quite confusing huh
@anuragshah6243
@anuragshah6243 6 жыл бұрын
Nero the last Julio-Claudian comes out when again?
@michelsand5399
@michelsand5399 6 жыл бұрын
2025
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9907
@gaiusjuliuscaesar9907 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, Trump is Nero... and Caligula is Baron... So now that cat is out of the Bag.
@radalz3714
@radalz3714 5 жыл бұрын
DATMemeboi lol hasn’t that happened and we watched
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 5 жыл бұрын
Nero = Il Ducce Mussolini
@nathanpangilinan4397
@nathanpangilinan4397 3 жыл бұрын
He came out as a 2d anime girl.
@semiautothanoscar9612
@semiautothanoscar9612 6 жыл бұрын
UMU
@pmayo7894
@pmayo7894 6 жыл бұрын
"YOWA TANOSHI!"
@sol666
@sol666 5 жыл бұрын
can't believe red saber is a crazy gay roman yeti
@kfp195sky5
@kfp195sky5 5 жыл бұрын
Not exactly, they are different. Red Saber Nero is the good personality and view of Nero while the Nero in History is a terrible person.
@Rickuo
@Rickuo 5 жыл бұрын
@@kfp195sky5 Wait ... are you guys talking about FATE?
@CaptainActually1
@CaptainActually1 4 жыл бұрын
She makes so much sense now.
@jenniferbrewer5370
@jenniferbrewer5370 5 жыл бұрын
According to the historical record, Nero not only fed and housed refugees from the 64 AD fire, he personally commanded the firefighting and rescue efforts.
@siddarth3955
@siddarth3955 4 жыл бұрын
Yes i think he was hardcore anti christian otherwise was pretty rad
@Irimu_
@Irimu_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@siddarth3955 Some might say that that was also rad
@quinnholloway5400
@quinnholloway5400 3 жыл бұрын
@@Irimu_ that's because some people hate Christians because of the bad ones
@Irimu_
@Irimu_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@quinnholloway5400 I mean in his time being against the church was a pretty good thing since the church was you know... a pile of shit.
@quinnholloway5400
@quinnholloway5400 3 жыл бұрын
@@Irimu_ was this not before the catholic church? Cause if so Your saying the Christians deserved getting beaten by him when it wasn't even the peak of the church in the middle ages where they gained too much power and corrupt officials This is fucking Early Christianity Before the church had more power
@sorayume582
@sorayume582 5 жыл бұрын
that wonderful, well placed, "Fight me Han Dynasty."
@theguyfromtsukihime3898
@theguyfromtsukihime3898 4 жыл бұрын
The 3 most iconic Nero in history King Nero Saber/Nero Claudius/UmU/PADORU PADORU Nero the dead weight
@financialproblems9308
@financialproblems9308 4 жыл бұрын
*Red saber Regular saber is just artoria
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 3 жыл бұрын
And in the Netherlands and Belgium, Nero the antihero by Marc Sleen.
@RagnaCloud13
@RagnaCloud13 5 жыл бұрын
Nero would be like while Rome burns: singing Jingle Bells in Japanese version while Rome burns. Singing Jingle Bells in Japanese version while Christians got martyred. Peter: Quo Vadis: Unworthy Cross
@The_Crimson_Fucker
@The_Crimson_Fucker 4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck even is this unholy abomination of a comment? Were you stoned when you posted this?
@financialproblems9308
@financialproblems9308 4 жыл бұрын
The Crimson Fucker it’s a reference to the meme of the video game fate/grand order the premise is that your a mage and you get to summon historical figures as servants for you to use to fight the incineration of humanity In the game Nero Claudius is actually a summonable servant in the saber class but has been genderbent and made too look like King Arthur who is also gender bent Fate/grand order is the gacha game in the franchise and when I say franchise it’s basically Star Wars big with many other games and anime connected to the universe all with Fate/ in the name
@The_Crimson_Fucker
@The_Crimson_Fucker 4 жыл бұрын
@@financialproblems9308 I know what fate is, you absolute peasant, that comment is still a shit show.
@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038
@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 4 жыл бұрын
Nero is a dubstep producer, so Japanese Jingle Bells dubstep remix?
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 3 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up
@faiz5922
@faiz5922 6 жыл бұрын
*UMU intensifies*
@JackRackam
@JackRackam 6 жыл бұрын
Speaking as someone who loves F/Z and has seen multiple Fate adaptations... I hate that that exists.
@Samm815
@Samm815 5 жыл бұрын
@@JackRackam That what exists? Best fate girl?
@Samm815
@Samm815 4 жыл бұрын
@@jsparrow115 I've learned not to trust MAL since the Reviewers fiasco.
@inxendere
@inxendere 4 жыл бұрын
@@Samm815 care to enlighten?
@Samm815
@Samm815 4 жыл бұрын
@@inxendere In short some youtuber (can't remeber his name but can see his face) and Lost Pause (Noble) told their subscribers to go reverse review bomb interspecies reviewers, as a joke. The MAL volunteer staff took offence to this.
@pedrogabrielwriter
@pedrogabrielwriter Жыл бұрын
The fact that the messenger yelled “Jesus!” when he saw Nero dead has such delicious layers of irony that I can’t even…
@yunleung2631
@yunleung2631 Жыл бұрын
One got away!!
@sandis7674
@sandis7674 5 жыл бұрын
too many weeb comments in this video
@Sleepyhead156
@Sleepyhead156 5 жыл бұрын
you normal people can't stop us
@kfp195sky5
@kfp195sky5 5 жыл бұрын
What do you expect. If you see or know a very famous hero or figure in a world view, then it becomes a victim of being in a anime
@shingofan
@shingofan 5 жыл бұрын
Blame Type Moon
@pablodonner5213
@pablodonner5213 5 жыл бұрын
Blame takeuchi and his obsession with gender flipping historical figures into cute girls
@iloveanothermanswives4278
@iloveanothermanswives4278 5 жыл бұрын
Said the guy using Archer photo as his profile
@Chickenbowser
@Chickenbowser 5 жыл бұрын
But what is Nero's Stand? I was really hoping you would answer that question in the video.
@sweetescape51
@sweetescape51 5 жыл бұрын
@@vlc-cosplayer isn't that Emporio's stand?
@sweetescape51
@sweetescape51 5 жыл бұрын
@@vlc-cosplayer that's a good one. And what will his (her) stand power be?
@sweetescape51
@sweetescape51 5 жыл бұрын
@@vlc-cosplayer that part 8-ish ability is really cool man! Never once something like that crossed my mind. Really chaotic!
@lofiz2646
@lofiz2646 5 жыл бұрын
Its Metallica obviously
@bracketd_oom2033
@bracketd_oom2033 4 жыл бұрын
Firehouse. ?
@HARVEE64
@HARVEE64 6 жыл бұрын
Umu intensifies
@MogofWar
@MogofWar 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Uncle Claudius had been shtupping Agrippina for YEARS before they tied the knot and might well have been the father of her kid from her previous marriage... Yeah Nero was screwed.
@milascave2
@milascave2 5 жыл бұрын
Some of the issues Nero had with his mom may have had something to do with the fact that she did the big incest no no thing with him when he was young. Yes, she had issues, but you can't totally blame her. He brother Caligula had done the same thing with her. The whole family had some issues. It was the three emperors in a row, Tiberius, Caligula, and Nero, that were the main cause of the decadence of Rome leading to it's fall. However, it did not. Rome fell three hundred years after it became Christian.
@gauntlettcf5669
@gauntlettcf5669 5 жыл бұрын
@conan263 the vikings came way after Rome fell, dude. Christians from the later kingdoms after Rome coverted the vikings, even though they were the ones with the a stronger military power against the Christans.
@gauntlettcf5669
@gauntlettcf5669 5 жыл бұрын
@conan263 yeah, that's what I said. They got converted. That doesn't mean they were forced to become Christians, that just means they abandoned their old gods and became Christians.
@another90daystochangethis34
@another90daystochangethis34 4 жыл бұрын
And Rome fell because of them not yeeting Germanic, Iranian, and Central Asian nomads back to wherever they came from.
@rayzas4885
@rayzas4885 4 жыл бұрын
Eh I would say Rome fell more so due to the crisis of the third century then the 3 emperors.
@Udontkno7
@Udontkno7 4 жыл бұрын
More like a thousand. The Byzantine Empire was The Roman Empire. And it fell in 1453.
@PrinceAkaiVtuber
@PrinceAkaiVtuber 5 жыл бұрын
*HASHIRE SORI YO*
@Sleepyhead156
@Sleepyhead156 5 жыл бұрын
@Ivan Ricaña you messed it up *KAZE NO YO NI*
@iMattGD7w7r
@iMattGD7w7r 5 жыл бұрын
*PADORU PADORU*
@zerochan1913
@zerochan1913 5 жыл бұрын
And now nero comes back as a 2d waifu
@joffreybaratheon4904
@joffreybaratheon4904 Жыл бұрын
“Nero is so crazy that he spouts a neckbeard in public” I can image him walking up to a Roman woman and going, “M’lady”
@shimaren2425
@shimaren2425 4 жыл бұрын
The Fifth Emperor of Rome, Nero! Umu, truly one of my favourite -servants waifus- emperors!
@shanedoesyoutube8001
@shanedoesyoutube8001 2 жыл бұрын
-alternatively a disappointment/dead weight-
@shimaren2425
@shimaren2425 2 жыл бұрын
-Shhhh she’s pretty so im still gunning for her-
@shanedoesyoutube8001
@shanedoesyoutube8001 2 жыл бұрын
@@shimaren2425 what did you think which Nero was I referring to first of all???
@onemoregodrejected9369
@onemoregodrejected9369 5 жыл бұрын
Who else "Umu" this?
@rpgjans7080
@rpgjans7080 5 жыл бұрын
*UMU!*
@hyperchetnikmapping3401
@hyperchetnikmapping3401 4 жыл бұрын
NUMU
@michelsand5399
@michelsand5399 6 жыл бұрын
Also, how exactly do you pick the next historical you do videos on?
@JackRackam
@JackRackam 6 жыл бұрын
+casual scum Sometimes from comments, often I'll just pick a person or place/time period I want to know more about
@michelsand5399
@michelsand5399 6 жыл бұрын
Well then I might have a few: Otto von Bismarck, Peter the Great (Since you already did Carolus Rex), Oliver Cromwell, Charles V etc. Just a few suggestions that i thought might be interesting.
@jonatanlj747
@jonatanlj747 4 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget about Sporus, the (unfortunate?) (boy?) that Nero decided to marry
@stroopwafelfalafel
@stroopwafelfalafel 2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe he didn't mention Sporus???
@catto1003
@catto1003 5 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say..... UMU *UMU* Edit : IS THAT JOTARO'S HAT ?!?!?!
@Toywins
@Toywins 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, if I see ONE more person saying "FiDdleS weren't InVeNteD YEt!" Neither were guns, it's freaking jokes, people!! 🙄
@Rodoet001
@Rodoet001 5 жыл бұрын
@@StateholderofLunt The perfect crime!! Invent the gun and the fiddle, then lie about the fiddle so that nobody will believe the gun part! Oh that Nero, the absolute mad lad!!
@Rodoet001
@Rodoet001 5 жыл бұрын
@@StateholderofLunt Too late! I'm off to confuse archeologists and sow chaos among history teachers! All will know that it was the USSR that invented anime and that Nelson did in fact invent the airplane but hid the truth as he didn't believe mankind was ready to fly until the Wright brothers found his secret journal!!
@redbird300011
@redbird300011 6 жыл бұрын
You and Sam O'nella on the same day? Amazing!
@inxendere
@inxendere 4 жыл бұрын
The horse talking instead of the guy riding it was a nice and funny touch
@inxendere
@inxendere 4 жыл бұрын
thank you daddy i literally love you and introduced you to my history teacher who also fell in love keep up the amazing work
@BloodRider1914
@BloodRider1914 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Piso (or at least the rendition) looks like my High School Latin teacher. I always knew he was up to something.
@MisterTutor2010
@MisterTutor2010 2 жыл бұрын
Eulogy of Nero: Caligula Was Worse :)
@Animortar
@Animortar 5 жыл бұрын
This was actually quite interesting to watch and you made it so hilarious as well. Also, i'm just glad i found something under the ocean of red sabers.
@Trauson
@Trauson 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he came back after the centuries to save the world as a cute animu girl. UMU
@TheAlmightyJello
@TheAlmightyJello 4 жыл бұрын
Nero wasn't a woman at his wedding, as far as I know. He did, however, marry a young boy and forced the _young boy_ to be the woman at the wedding, even having him dress as the empress for most of their marriage, which is were the confusion came from.
@FancyJackKester
@FancyJackKester 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that if you look at history from an unbiased place, Nero was a total Chad
@JohnGalt916
@JohnGalt916 4 жыл бұрын
Was Nero the one who kicked his pregnant wife to death and then castrated a 15 year old boy who looks similar to her
@JackRackam
@JackRackam 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, that was him
@jasonbelstone3427
@jasonbelstone3427 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I see Nero was an enthusiast of the game of "put on a wig and play pretend."
@Gustavozxd13
@Gustavozxd13 5 жыл бұрын
Going to the comments thinking I was about to see a bunch of DMC references and it's just a bunch of fate fans, I want to die.
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 4 жыл бұрын
0:34-Ah, so the Julio-Claudian dynasty are the ancestors of Alabama
@Cynicalhamptur
@Cynicalhamptur 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact,if you search Nero online you would get a blonde japanese anime girl
@simonschnedl
@simonschnedl 5 жыл бұрын
The only Nero we need
@based-dept5052
@based-dept5052 3 жыл бұрын
You didnt mention that one time his wife died and nero found a boy who looked like his wife, so naturaly he orderd the boy castrated and made him pose as his wife in public.
@flayer2528
@flayer2528 6 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT! IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!?!?
@cryptomaniac9435
@cryptomaniac9435 3 жыл бұрын
Hey the senate wants too talk things out, JESUS WHAT HAPPENED HERE 😂
@benp.865
@benp.865 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the fate Nero also had a giant naked statue of herself in her backyard
@alexanderticonuwu7591
@alexanderticonuwu7591 5 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@financialproblems9308
@financialproblems9308 4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s referenced in her summer versions np
@degenerate3288
@degenerate3288 6 жыл бұрын
Life and times of Jesus Christ
@JackRackam
@JackRackam 6 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine that going well XD
@michelsand5399
@michelsand5399 6 жыл бұрын
Ali went t pretty well, it might be good to do these all as soon as possible.
@jamestang1227
@jamestang1227 6 жыл бұрын
So this carpenter just walks into a synagogue screaming at all the merchants telling them to stop trading. The nerve of some people.
@JackRackam
@JackRackam 6 жыл бұрын
casual scum A saint or a pope is within the realm of possibility, but I'm going to avoid Jesus much like I'm going to avoid Muhammad. The only exception might be if I take a more theological approach, but I feel like there are enough interesting people throughout history that I don't need to be tackling any religious paragons just yet.
@charliemaine9304
@charliemaine9304 6 жыл бұрын
Jack Rackam while a Jesus episode would be fun, that will probably result in unnecessary shit-flinging. Probably just stick with historical people with no/smaller relevance in religion.
@CaptainActually1
@CaptainActually1 4 жыл бұрын
Saber from Fate: Extra makes so more sense now.
@KoneSkirata
@KoneSkirata 4 жыл бұрын
When you and your actions are so iconic that 2000 years later some nerds name a program after you that burns tiny fractures into tiny circular disks.
@studiosnch
@studiosnch 3 жыл бұрын
I only know Nero as this character who always says "UMU" and sings "Padoru padoru".
@brandonlinnane9830
@brandonlinnane9830 5 жыл бұрын
Umu
@Serpico_Digg
@Serpico_Digg 5 жыл бұрын
Why does nero look like Zuckerberg lol
@idk-ch7hj
@idk-ch7hj 4 жыл бұрын
because you’re blind?
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 жыл бұрын
*_Umu…_*
@xeixi3789
@xeixi3789 5 жыл бұрын
WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???
@romanrepublic1356
@romanrepublic1356 5 жыл бұрын
No avatar.
@Tamaki742
@Tamaki742 4 жыл бұрын
@@romanrepublic1356 No, rewind the video.
@DioBrando-yk5up
@DioBrando-yk5up 4 жыл бұрын
Tamaki742 LET THE JOY OF LOVE GIVE YOU COURAGE
@edrisroblesprado4313
@edrisroblesprado4313 6 жыл бұрын
UMU :V
@cptkilgore
@cptkilgore 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you videos on history are nothing short of fantastic! Your blend of comedy and storytelling make these people and places in history fascinating and easy to remember. I'm subscribing!
@eget4144
@eget4144 5 жыл бұрын
He would burn records of his existence if knew he would turn in to boobyfull 2D anime waifu.
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 5 жыл бұрын
Given the shit Nero got up to, it's actually quite possible he'd take the situation quite well.
@mrbilter83
@mrbilter83 5 жыл бұрын
0:13 ok u got yourself a sub
@abhigyakoirala6075
@abhigyakoirala6075 5 жыл бұрын
After hours of umu and padoru padoru, finally I found sth to write about Nero in my assignment
@o7016-c7i
@o7016-c7i 6 жыл бұрын
so is caligula's video next on the to do list?
@snakey934Snakeybakey
@snakey934Snakeybakey 5 жыл бұрын
The story of Nero playing the fiddle while Rome burned was an invention of anti-imperial propaganda. The fiddle haddent been invented yet.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 5 жыл бұрын
My Art History professor once joked that Nero liked Christians Extra Crispy.
@josephhanicak7922
@josephhanicak7922 4 жыл бұрын
Nero didn't fiddle while time burned, the fiddle didn't exist yet, and he was in a neighboring city and when he heard the news he rushed to help the fire brigade.
@whendidiask7991
@whendidiask7991 4 жыл бұрын
0:12 is that a JoJos reference?
@ForelliBoy
@ForelliBoy 5 жыл бұрын
does it make it any less weird when roman nobles considered adoptive relatives as good as blood relations
@arx3516
@arx3516 5 жыл бұрын
Adopting a competent young lad to further the effectiveley lead your family and ibcrease irs piwer makes much more sense than putting your idiot biological kid in charge.
@el6292
@el6292 5 жыл бұрын
Hashire sori yo Kaze no you ni Tsukimihara wo *PADORU* *PADORU*
@el6292
@el6292 5 жыл бұрын
*UMU*
@papachrist200
@papachrist200 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t even mention Sporus smh
@johnanth
@johnanth 6 жыл бұрын
AARGH A NEW JACK RACKHAM VIDEO I'M GONNA NUT!
@o7016-c7i
@o7016-c7i 6 жыл бұрын
-nuts-
@michaelmoore4043
@michaelmoore4043 6 жыл бұрын
H
@cheeseburger6274
@cheeseburger6274 5 жыл бұрын
Arghhhh me too..... I feel lonely now
@colbycraddock424
@colbycraddock424 3 жыл бұрын
Man you didn’t mention that boy he married
@maccoat
@maccoat 4 жыл бұрын
Shocked you didn't talk about Sprous.
@1337speakcow
@1337speakcow 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but with the Jotaro hat bit, you really missed a chance to use Risotto NERO's stupid jingle jangle hat from the same series.
@JackRackam
@JackRackam 4 жыл бұрын
You raise an excellent point - alas, I am a fake Jojo fan
@ghostagent3552
@ghostagent3552 3 жыл бұрын
Fate fans: So the scriptures were true
@14.huanle60
@14.huanle60 5 жыл бұрын
UMU
@jun-hs4eo
@jun-hs4eo 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where Sporus’ life goes downhill because of the one and only Nero
@yunleung2631
@yunleung2631 3 жыл бұрын
Got raped by multiple emperors. lol.
@jun-hs4eo
@jun-hs4eo 3 жыл бұрын
@@yunleung2631 that isn’t really funny :/
@yunleung2631
@yunleung2631 3 жыл бұрын
@@jun-hs4eo It's funny in the sense why the fuck did the other emperors even take Sporous? For legitimacy? A castrated boy as wife... wtf is wrong with this period in roman history?
@jasonbelstone3427
@jasonbelstone3427 3 жыл бұрын
@@yunleung2631 Thats just.... the most screwed up way to establish legitimacy.
@cactusmann5542
@cactusmann5542 5 жыл бұрын
0:14 ive seen that ship....
@Xalerdane
@Xalerdane Жыл бұрын
Also, wasn't Rome on fire, like, every other week?
@mavikartal7775
@mavikartal7775 4 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Un is modern day Nero. So yeah, he returned alright
@nathanpangilinan4397
@nathanpangilinan4397 3 жыл бұрын
0:44 Such was death for Uncle Claudius
@ChristosGoulios
@ChristosGoulios 6 жыл бұрын
God bless you
@rDnhey
@rDnhey 6 жыл бұрын
Best history channel on youtube! Much love from Italy
@FeindrplaysMC
@FeindrplaysMC 3 жыл бұрын
Shld have mentioned how he castrated a boy and married him
@abdurrahmanf.a.5624
@abdurrahmanf.a.5624 5 жыл бұрын
Hashire Soriyo Kaze no Youni Tsukimihara wo . . .
@abdurrahmanf.a.5624
@abdurrahmanf.a.5624 5 жыл бұрын
Padoru Padoru
@neroclaudius7284
@neroclaudius7284 3 жыл бұрын
I prefer Superstar.
@kelnhide
@kelnhide 5 жыл бұрын
Good thing that Nero isn’t power hungry like historical Nero
@Gigas0101
@Gigas0101 Жыл бұрын
Nobody would've got it, but the last joke should've been Elder Rome 3: Nerovarine.
@JackRackam
@JackRackam Жыл бұрын
Wealth beyond measure, outlander
@cantfindyourboy505
@cantfindyourboy505 5 жыл бұрын
there's a lot of Fate weebs here umu
@chopin65
@chopin65 4 жыл бұрын
The evidence that Nero played the cithara and sang while Rome burned is from third hand accounts (rumors to discredit him by angry senators some 30 40 years after Nero was dead). By the way he wasn't in Rome at the time of the fire, but rushed back on hearing of it.
@gilgabro420
@gilgabro420 4 жыл бұрын
The ugliest beard in human history
@PlushieMistress
@PlushieMistress 5 жыл бұрын
UMU
@pyaephyozan225
@pyaephyozan225 4 жыл бұрын
Liz sucks Carmilla is better
@archsteel7
@archsteel7 5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, part of why the Christians were blamed is because they were actually known for starting fires at the time. Specifically, dumping burning pitch into the underground worshipping halls of a rival cult. So, it's actually totally feasible they *did* start the fire and the rest was coincidental.
@Borderose
@Borderose 5 жыл бұрын
The Abrahamics: Sowing social discord since 40 AD.
@joellaz9836
@joellaz9836 4 жыл бұрын
Archsteel I mean the Roman historian Tacitus, who didn’t like Christians himself, said Christian weren’t the ones who started the fire and that Nero only used them as scapegoats.
@gauntlettcf5669
@gauntlettcf5669 2 жыл бұрын
Deciding to use the burned areas where the houses of the people were to build your giga-palace isn't gonna fly well either way at the end of the day. Even before the Christians started accusing him for accusing them unjustly, people were still angry at him for this. He may have been a "good guy" (debatable) and all, but what he did was still stupid beyond imagination. Placing your new villa in place of the burned down blocks where most of the population used to live is gonna make you look like you were the one who burned them on purpose no matter what you did for the surviviors. Stupid move. And accusing some random minority for the "crime" (although it was extremely possible it was no crime at all, since random and violent fires were extremely common in the old Rome, which was a mess of a city) isn't gonna look good on you either, since lots of them died in the fire too and it was easy to see how this version of the events was a lie, at the time. So yeah, in my opinion he deserved what he got. Being the emperor, you should know better than both of those things. He was a jackass at best, far from a "great" emperor.
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 4 жыл бұрын
Love the atla ending.
@birgaripadam7112
@birgaripadam7112 3 жыл бұрын
Wait is that horse just speak😲😲😲😲
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