Soldier: "Sarge, Lemon took a hit" Sergeant: "From a rifle or mortar?" Soldier: "From a big fat joint"
@Shark_Theory3 жыл бұрын
🟩
@scripe19573 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dukebro39743 жыл бұрын
@@Shark_Theory perfect response 😂
@dukebro39743 жыл бұрын
All the children reading this 😂
@zander41nicola823 жыл бұрын
😂
@kael6293 жыл бұрын
NVA: "it's over American we have the high ground" Lemon: "I am the high ground" Lol I literally forget written this comment. Wow 3.6k thanks for the likes my dude
@maxoverridemax3 жыл бұрын
On behalf of the internet I would just like to say: That's funny @$$ Sh!+ right there.😂.
@nationalsocialist55263 жыл бұрын
NOT YETT
@slickbuster83463 жыл бұрын
"I AM NOT ON THE HIGH GROUND SKYLOR, I AM THE HIGH GROUND."
@CodeineRadick3 жыл бұрын
Canadian* :)
@rouymalic44633 жыл бұрын
I am on *HIGH*
@trevorslinkard313 жыл бұрын
“Smoke em’ if you got em.’” “Joints or the Charlies, sir?” “Yes.”
@residentelect3 жыл бұрын
You live on Parkway Drive by any chance..? 🤔
@whynow70203 жыл бұрын
@@residentelect if y’all are neighbors that’s crazy lmao, but it wouldn’t be wise to answer the question anyway
@THESLlCK3 жыл бұрын
@@whynow7020 I’ve met several of my neighbors on KZbin, small world it is for sure
@brohamerer16043 жыл бұрын
Damn, I can't like this comment. 420 likes 👌👍
@chelo41973 жыл бұрын
@@THESLlCK yeah it be like that, once got into a COD game with my uncle on pure chance
@Tommy_GTR2 жыл бұрын
What a legend . As a fellow stoner , aspiring soldier full heartedly respect this man .
@StrangeTerror2 жыл бұрын
"Hit them books duney!" PS; Puff puff pass mfer
@harlemshakeqcbrousseau68632 жыл бұрын
Am a madicaded stoner on médicinal marijuana prescription From Canada this is very inspiring
@OneShot_G2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately stoner and soldier is risky in today's army because one failed drug test can result in a dishonorable discharge.
@harlemshakeqcbrousseau68632 жыл бұрын
@@OneShot_G anyway I can't join the army am not able to work anymore 😥
@missourimongoose88582 жыл бұрын
As a former infantryman I can tell you the only times u will be able to smoke is on leave or if your in a war zone that has it because the army drug tests alot man
@MEGALODONGERS3 жыл бұрын
Them: "The only thing a person high on marijuana will kill is a bag of chips." Lemon: "Hold my joint. . . Actually, I'll keep it."
@carriere8883 жыл бұрын
funny is legal here in canada now he would be so content here now ha ha ha
@TotallyNormalBean3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment.
@WhiteBoy19813 жыл бұрын
Damm that ones funny too lmao 🤣
@derwolf30063 жыл бұрын
You just shouldnt disturb a good high, thats very unfriendly and unjustifiable.
@paulosullivan32053 жыл бұрын
No matter where he stood on the battlefield he held the high ground, what a man
@jordanm22793 жыл бұрын
Obi-wan would be proud
@skylerboothroyd92903 жыл бұрын
High af watching and seeing this comment made me giggle like a girl dude noice
@thecosmicweb42993 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Wait.. This comment needs more likes.. Its one of the most wittiest thing I've read this year
@BruhMoment-lu5jd3 жыл бұрын
It’s over anakin!
@oneevidence51533 жыл бұрын
@@BruhMoment-lu5jd I am the high ground!
@thomasawl3 жыл бұрын
What I love is that he didn’t even have a really dark life. He was just a normal lad.
@user-Jay1783 жыл бұрын
A lot of them were drafted
@Harsh-tf9he3 жыл бұрын
@@user-Jay178 this one though joined because he wanted, and left stoned somehow
@youcansave15ormoreoncarins753 жыл бұрын
He may not had a dark life but he did have a dank one
@itsyoboiivan32553 жыл бұрын
@@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 true
@johnlop77633 жыл бұрын
@@Harsh-tf9he what a Chad
@copper_himselfgaming6192 жыл бұрын
This dude was not lagging nor skipping while fighting. He deserved a HIGH medal of honor.
@Lupinthe3rd.3 жыл бұрын
He demonstrated the power of blunt force.
@georgebronk69293 жыл бұрын
Well played
@jlm57433 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@cake-diver89913 жыл бұрын
Ha! Noice
@sylus10103 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@schyracollbrande19003 жыл бұрын
You sire, have my Like.
@CheeferSutherland3 жыл бұрын
Sergeant: "We need fire on those trees!" *Lemon sparks lighter* Sergeant: "Not those trees!!"
@kenzo57823 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMNIT LEMON
@justineallandevelos64913 жыл бұрын
@@kenzo5782 WHAT I MEAN IS WE NEED FLAMETHROWERS ON THOSE POSITIONS!
@arrnoldpalmorrules3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@fudderwackin80043 жыл бұрын
Damn you got me lol
@TROLGUY9993 жыл бұрын
now thats a good one
@tompegorinno51413 жыл бұрын
He was given the HIGHEST award alright.
@TexasNationalist18363 жыл бұрын
GET OUT
@jeffersonchau71713 жыл бұрын
Lol I like your funny words magic man
@mikhailcunin62293 жыл бұрын
You're gonna get over 1000 likes for this comment
@mrcarrot56973 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@orenges3 жыл бұрын
10/10
@e.j58132 жыл бұрын
He wore his medal not for what he accomplished. But for his friends. I respect that
@legomangamesnetwork11513 жыл бұрын
He was awarded the “HIGHEST” honor any soldier could receive
@michaelgmr603 жыл бұрын
You damn right he was
@stevelenox1523 жыл бұрын
That was a terrible pun lol
@michaelgmr603 жыл бұрын
@@stevelenox152 I know 🙃
@sandhilltucker3 жыл бұрын
Well it was a joint operation from high command.
@561reaper3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Gelwain3 жыл бұрын
Commander: "The enemy is charging! Light em' up!" Lemon: "Waaaaay ahead of you, Sir!"
@legomangamesnetwork11513 жыл бұрын
Lol
@trillwill2053 жыл бұрын
🤦🏽♂️💨😂
@agentkodeh3 жыл бұрын
lemon sounds like a Alternate reality version of rick
@jakenbake45553 жыл бұрын
“He fought while stoned!” *NVA* “yo we’re about to kill some GI” “Ight Let me smoke some opium first”
@cannonball6663 жыл бұрын
Soldier: "My rifle is out of ammo!" Lemon: "Here, use my shotgun" Soldier: "But it's loaded with only marijuana" Lemon: "So, take a hit, dude"
@SlyFireVR3 жыл бұрын
You cleaned your pipe gun, right?
@punisher12233 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@residentelect3 жыл бұрын
@@SlyFireVR "Hit it! Hit it!!! NO! Not with the machine gun! The bong! Hit the bong dammit!!"
@ChaseMcCain813 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@christopherj80893 жыл бұрын
Shotguns were a makeshift bong for them so yeah
@tammieculberson31072 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I forgot something this important.Thank you for your service to our grateful nation.Canadians do make good Americans.
@Dotson69963 жыл бұрын
My dad, who was in Vietnam in 69, was a Cav tanker. He actually encouraged his driver to smoke because he would get super paranoid and while driving thru the jungle, it was very helpful.
@seanm75393 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome
@nikelineYT3 жыл бұрын
I have respect for him
@louditalian19623 жыл бұрын
The Afghans would agree as they load their guns via the barrel.
@fredjones5543 жыл бұрын
Gold. Your dad is a smart cookie
@austinporter67013 жыл бұрын
Humpin through the jungle all day a little smoke would probably loosen you up cool you off and get your head back in the game
@cannonball6663 жыл бұрын
Soldier: "What time is it, man?" Lemon: "It's 4 20" Soldier: "You always say that"
@remingtonarcher13353 жыл бұрын
More like, 420-J.
@PixelOfChaos3 жыл бұрын
Ur jokes are awesome
@ChaseMcCain813 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lollardismontop10263 жыл бұрын
its not hard to function high i used to play football soo highh
@randomamericansoldier85863 жыл бұрын
"I know."
@patrickweber39543 жыл бұрын
He is still living and is 71 years old. He served in the Army for two more years after this then was honorably discharged in 1972. He is now a motivational speaker, an author, and producer.
@satansjihad63533 жыл бұрын
Wonder if he still hitting the blunt.
@woodgrainstudios73213 жыл бұрын
And a weed smoker...lol
@kunknown23403 жыл бұрын
Nice, a year older than my pops.
@diegoleal49433 жыл бұрын
Bruh I got kicked out for smoking on leave 🤣
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu73313 жыл бұрын
Does he have kids?
@theisgood02 жыл бұрын
As someone who is super hyper cannabis helps me calm down and focus on my tasks ahead of me. You can clearly tell the difference between someone who smokes on a daily basis and someone who just assumes “weed make you dumb dumb”
@vutenmakashi68032 жыл бұрын
well said friend
@railfanlynx2 ай бұрын
I don’t really wanna use cannabis because I wanna be a train consistory
WOOOOOO Said I'm never lackin', always pistol packing With them automatics, we gon' send him to heaven
@yungcarbonatedspringwater4633 жыл бұрын
rip pop smoke 💫
@tjlures3 жыл бұрын
Lol lemon was the sgt
@coolmichael00003 жыл бұрын
She like the way that I GRRRRRRRR
@AK47-n5u3 жыл бұрын
Nah.... Snoop Dogg smoke weed everday
@typicalperson63893 жыл бұрын
NVA: “sir, we can’t get past the enemy!” NVA Captain: “why” NVA: “some dude is high bro”
@Utka19423 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cjmartinez83183 жыл бұрын
NVA soldiers: Ey yo! That mf aint trippin yo!
@dalo62533 жыл бұрын
NVA Captain: "then lets get high as well"
@charlesmcgill29743 жыл бұрын
Taliban: Write that down, write that down!
@giahuynguyenkim63893 жыл бұрын
@@dalo6253 Thuốc lào time
@WT.....3 жыл бұрын
Soldier: "Sarge, permission to clear out some stacked weed" Sergeant: "Granted, you need some Agent Orange to help with that?" Soldier: "Nope, just a bit of fire"
@Anonymous88303 жыл бұрын
he was the sergeant, though
@phredphlintstone64553 жыл бұрын
There are sergeants, staff sergeants and platoon sergeants.. Then there's first sergeants and even sergeant majors.
@legomangamesnetwork11513 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@magnusthered36923 жыл бұрын
Correction no sir
@jackagnell47813 жыл бұрын
ironically a cart i have is called agent orange
@stefanschleps87582 жыл бұрын
Thank you. We need stories like this to remind us, that while we may strongly disagree with the politicians and even our own military leaders. Our patriotism is founded in our respect and comradery of our fellow citizen, our fellow grunt. Semper Paratus
@GuapoJhimi2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Pot had not a friggin’ thing to do with this. High or not, I’m betting he would have done the same. That comes from the gut and not a bong.
@lymbnero3 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real most smokers know that his high was probably killed the second bullets started flying ☠️
@SirButtRichardson3 жыл бұрын
yeah this guy was stone sober the second a shot rang out lmao. But it's a funny story for people who don't smoke so they can be like "wow a guy fought off NVA while HALLUCINATING off the devil's lettuce?"
@thefunnyman4903 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real if u smoked a lot u would not feel hie it’s almost just something to do with ur hands at that point lmao
@angely.24403 жыл бұрын
Either that or he had a major panic attack and instead of flight he chose fight
@MrGrombie3 жыл бұрын
Nonsmokers think people be like Cheech and Chong irl.... And not the highly satirized version of potheads they were lol
@conburd33383 жыл бұрын
@@thefunnyman490 that's why t breaks are important...although atm I can only max a day before I'm bored fuckless lmao
@gargeely49013 жыл бұрын
A raging force on the battlefield while stoned, that’s the most Canadian thing ever. He makes all us Canadians proud
@IamJacoby3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s like trailer park boys
@theannihilator79893 жыл бұрын
I’m A American ….. ALL HAIL CANADA
@JamesThomas-pj2lx3 жыл бұрын
Michigan, its the most MICHIGAN thing you've ever heard?
@kevinalbus7213 жыл бұрын
Put him on our money!!
@johnnyringo38713 жыл бұрын
Gotta have something to be proud of...
@Wet_Sandwich3 жыл бұрын
"And thats how Grandpa fought the war." -Florida Man
@Wet_Sandwich3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@legomangamesnetwork11513 жыл бұрын
Lol
@JKHGAMING3 жыл бұрын
100% - Another Florida Man
@Black_Scorpion.973 жыл бұрын
so acurate LOL
@stormcry82022 жыл бұрын
"He took Marijuana." Written by someone that has never gotten high, and probably loved it when D.A.R.E. came to their school :)
@TheWickedLep3 жыл бұрын
Sergeant: we're under attack and in need of a bomb run. Lemon: *burble burble burble* Sergeant: DAMN IT LEMON NOT A BONG RUN
@garychandler42963 жыл бұрын
You just made up for the total run of inaccuracies in this "report"!
@thepuzzlax6272 жыл бұрын
This cracked me up. It shouldn’t’ve, but it did.
@Rinksiderips2 жыл бұрын
"Good God, Lemon!"
@KallMeKes Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh more than it should've
@vincepurpura8905 Жыл бұрын
Burble burble burble! Hahaha classic!
@HelghastMerc3 жыл бұрын
Now THIS puts a whole new meaning of, "Mary Jane's last dance."
@Janissary4523 жыл бұрын
What does Mary Jane's last dance mean
@darensunassee26753 жыл бұрын
@@Janissary452 Mary Jane = Mari Juana = Marie Jeanne
@Janissary4523 жыл бұрын
@@darensunassee2675 yeah I know what is Mary Jane , I meant what's the " last dance "
@darensunassee26753 жыл бұрын
@@Janissary452 surely he must be making a movie reference, don't know which one tho🤷♂️
@tristanmauck45973 жыл бұрын
@@Janissary452 it is a song well at least that’s what i know it from
@Judge_Morty3 жыл бұрын
He carried that joint throughout the entire day even in the helicopter lmao
@theonlythingihavetosayis93333 жыл бұрын
Even when he was fighting troops
@Judge_Morty3 жыл бұрын
@@theonlythingihavetosayis9333 Jeez what a absolute unit
@Brot_und_Spiele3 жыл бұрын
This man is a Legend, and sure got a lot of stories to tell.
@theoriginalupdawg60173 жыл бұрын
“He joined when he was 18” *draws him like his in his 60s*
@sambrooks44133 жыл бұрын
War will do that to you. You ever see pics of WWII vets? 18 year olds looking like theyre 40.
@theangrygamer88153 жыл бұрын
@@sambrooks4413 He had just enlisted. Not experienced any war yet.
@drawcartoonswar22843 жыл бұрын
@@theangrygamer8815 magic
@bengonzalez52153 жыл бұрын
It just looks like that cause you're high
@ahandgrenade36403 жыл бұрын
@@theangrygamer8815 my grandpa went to Vietnam at 18 or 19 and he was getting mortared and shot at as he was just coming in.
@jazz_prodzz57613 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting your whole company killed to a single guy high on Marijuana. (But for real, this guy is a badass)
@uncleho19453 жыл бұрын
totally real (not propaganda, super legit)
@Harsh-tf9he3 жыл бұрын
@@uncleho1945 honestly, it would be more disgusting trying to make people fight in a war by using drugs as a source to do so
@9051team3 жыл бұрын
@@uncleho1945 is it fake though?
@graememceachren11183 жыл бұрын
@@Harsh-tf9he read about ‘Pervitin’. German soldiers were wired out of their gourds on meth. The German people were using it to ‘increase productivity’. That is, if ‘productivity’ includes ‘grinding your teeth’.
@charlesmcgill29743 жыл бұрын
@@uncleho1945 what are you a supporter of Ho Chi Minh Lol
@fetusdeletus92663 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the average far cry protagonist, high off his rocker and wielding an automatic weapon in a foreign land. Also let’s just appreciate the fact that someone at simple history animated soldiers taking fat rips on a comically large joint.
@justsomeguywithasurprisede40593 жыл бұрын
I swear man Far Cry protags are a different breed
@phredphlintstone64553 жыл бұрын
Rolling Stone Magazine's first issue came out with an album sized rolling paper
@legomangamesnetwork11513 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@TriggK4T3 жыл бұрын
"flashbacks to burning pot fields, fighting vaas's men while jamming out to make it bun dem by damien marley & skrillex"
@luggilu78643 жыл бұрын
In German it's called "Rakete" or rocket, and is often rolled at parties when a lot of people are gonna smoke.
@BBQchip692 жыл бұрын
That victory joint must have been the best joint this man ever have
@juciefruut84333 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even drop that joint when he got out of bed he was like “lemme get a couple more hits in”
@residentelect3 жыл бұрын
Also factor in that it's about a foot long and as thick as a rolled up newspaper! A skilled Smokehound of the highest order...
@b.a.k53673 жыл бұрын
Man, wouldn't he fall down if he was stoned?
@christopherj80893 жыл бұрын
Just incase
@TylerMcL3more3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate that whoever animated this has them doing actual “shotgun rips” from a shotgun, as God intended.
@therealspleen523 жыл бұрын
this...haha
@carlosascanio71433 жыл бұрын
where? i missed it
@CarpeNoctem1353 жыл бұрын
They really did it that way too
@pjkevinrodriguez5323 жыл бұрын
There’s a real life video from soldiers in Vietnam that did that it’s crazy
@Skippy-id9yt3 жыл бұрын
Plenty of real footage of them doing this in Vietnam
@Imnotsmg4bob3 жыл бұрын
*"The enemy don't know what I'm doing if I don't know what I'm doing!"* -Lemon, probably.
@sometrucka5881 Жыл бұрын
My grandfather was a m60 gunner on a chopper in Nam. He said his love with Marijuana started all the way back in Nam lol.
@raritica84096 ай бұрын
What a badass
@michaelmatter26303 жыл бұрын
"Its like a Berserk power-up. It just makes my vision weird." - Lemon.
@drowatlam873 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@georgevasilopoulos53593 жыл бұрын
*THE LONGER THE ICON OF SIN IS ON EARTH, THE STRONGER IT WILL BECOME*
@zetos44403 жыл бұрын
If you go and do something active while high you can get this intense focus, atleast thats what ive experienced.
@justsomeguywithasurprisede40593 жыл бұрын
Adrenaline but even more powerful
@XieTianXieDi8883 жыл бұрын
This sounds like it was written by somebody who’s never smoked pot in their entire life and got their drug knowledge from D.A.R.E. literature.
@slymarbo40463 жыл бұрын
This
@RK-ej1to3 жыл бұрын
Daren the lion says “taking marijuana makes you rage like your on pcp”
@Furzkampfbomber3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of this 1936 movie 'Reefer madness'.
@lrrich80233 жыл бұрын
In his crazed state he was able to withstand automatic gunfire to the chest while reloading then mowed down a whole platoon. 😂 😆 😂
@rootbeer26963 жыл бұрын
fr. Now if the man was on LSD or Opium, that would be a different story, but the person who wrote this story obviously thinks THC=Heroin, smoke pot and you turn into the LIVING DEAD! OHHH so scarry!👏🏻👏🏻
@dr.josiah3 жыл бұрын
He was just taking some psycho to deal extra damage, nothing to strange.
@dakoderii42213 жыл бұрын
PsychoBuff is the hardcore stuff
@weebishusername92883 жыл бұрын
Jet is for suckers All you need is a bottle of purified water
@darnit19443 жыл бұрын
How to win wars without Psycho or chems 1. ~ 2. Type 'tgm' 3. Profit
@user-hk8yp7cw1v3 жыл бұрын
bruv he be high he chilling blasting both ways
@brennanrobinson34353 жыл бұрын
Smart thinking, I’m bouta take some mentats and get on your level
@missourimongoose88582 жыл бұрын
When I was deployed to Iraq I used to get weed from a civilian contractor who lived on our base, made my deployment much better but one time after my team smoked up in a bombed out house we got a call from another platoon that needed our help so we went to go help but we got blown up on the way followed by a firefight, I've gotta say it really messes up your high lol
@experssion123 Жыл бұрын
Jfc glad you're alive
@laylowmatt6350 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see you here ❗️
@alexanderchenf1 Жыл бұрын
Did your high improve your combat effectiveness though?
@PartnershipsForYou Жыл бұрын
Proof that marijuana improves troop morale
@codysing12233 жыл бұрын
"Damn this is the best grass yet!" "What's it called?" "Agent Orange"
@therealspeedwagon14513 жыл бұрын
This isn’t funny my grandpa on my mom’s side was disfigured by Agent Orange
@codysing12233 жыл бұрын
@@therealspeedwagon1451 an actual strain of cannabis.
@gennericrapperalt21203 жыл бұрын
@@therealspeedwagon1451 it’s a joke
@jackeronie64903 жыл бұрын
@@therealspeedwagon1451 boo hoo
@christopherj80893 жыл бұрын
@@therealspeedwagon1451 wow that's sucks, so we're other people too
@The_tipsy_gear3 жыл бұрын
Peter lemon after the battle: “I need a bag of cheetos and a medic in that order.”
@justineallandevelos64913 жыл бұрын
"You want some pizza too with that? and probably a burger"
@nathanael86123 жыл бұрын
@@justineallandevelos6491 " an another side of medic "
@justineallandevelos64913 жыл бұрын
@@nathanael8612 Logistics officer: wait lemme list that down.....btw any drinks you would like?
@BIGBLOCK50220063 жыл бұрын
@@justineallandevelos6491 "Beer"
@dakoderii42213 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine in the Army said he got the drop on the enemy one day because he was paranoid. It made it so he looked in places he normally wouldn't and saw a dude hiding there with a RPG. He was a crazy dude. lol
@strataj91342 жыл бұрын
I've watched simple history for so long now. The increase in quality with every single video never ceases to impress. Great work guys, and thanks for entertaining everyone over the years with outrageously interesting stories.
@gillisleathwood12233 жыл бұрын
Soldier1: “My god, the barracks are smoking!” Soldier2: “Yeah…that happens every time Lemon inspects them.”
@predetor9113 жыл бұрын
“The enemy is attacking! Light em up” *Lemon lights up a joint* “Already on it”
@legomangamesnetwork11513 жыл бұрын
Lol
@RonT2223 жыл бұрын
This needs to be in a movie about him. Where they get random mortar fire and he knows it isn't good mortar fire lmao.
@predetor9113 жыл бұрын
@@RonT222 I would love to see him light up a joint with a flamethrower like the Comedian in Watchmen (2009)
@RonT2223 жыл бұрын
@@predetor911 And he just goes to battle and the unleashes on the enemy lol. like Deadpool
@pat_12293 жыл бұрын
Simple history back at it again bringing us the content we need. 🙂
@isaacgonzo3 жыл бұрын
I dare say, not the content we wanted, but the content we needed
@daviegriffin35393 жыл бұрын
@@isaacgonzo 🤔 TRUE⚠️
@mikus52873 жыл бұрын
we need, more like weed
@maximos.49073 жыл бұрын
WEED NEED 🤣😂
@arcqx96763 жыл бұрын
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
@davidscott87842 жыл бұрын
The fact that they animated the joint into every scene is hilarious. He was dreaming while still keeping that lit joint perfectly upright
@maklavmakedonluka33383 жыл бұрын
Medic : "Ups that wasnt medicine" Soldier : "Hit me with another" TF2 med reference
@arcqx96763 жыл бұрын
“Ups” That word seems kinda high amirite?
@fortressandfortress9743 жыл бұрын
Quires?
@TheUnforgiven593 жыл бұрын
Before Snoop, we had this.
@cannonball6663 жыл бұрын
Soldier 1: "Look, Lemon got hit 3 times and he's still fighting!" Soldier 2: "He must be high on marijuana" Soldier 1: "Yeah, PCP-laced."
@jamezzz00353 жыл бұрын
Fallout players be like: “Write that down! Write that down!”
@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s3 жыл бұрын
I usually make drugs in FO4 just to sell them for caps, but I want some Bufftats!
@12LoLproductions3 жыл бұрын
slasher moment
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow90463 жыл бұрын
the red dead redemption player also be like : * smoke 12 cigars to build aiming*
@theronin9423 жыл бұрын
Anyone do implant GRX? Or whatever that turbo perk is? I do that but all drugs that give buffs so I'm a monster and have chemist use melee weapons in slow mo feels like anime protagonist but im actually a drug addict
@SirPinchaloaf7 ай бұрын
I met 2 Frenchmen that fought in Indochina(Vietnam), before the Americans got involved. They were absolutely terrified of being captured. They told me they kept a bumper in their pocket. It was better than being tortured to death. Insane stories from those old boys 😢
@Rinksiderips3 жыл бұрын
The NVA totally ruined his buzz. They got what they deserved.
@TheRealNinja57043 жыл бұрын
They threw off his groove
@asingularkriegsman33163 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealNinja5704 So they became part of it.
@smileydog59413 жыл бұрын
Totally harshed his mellow
@AngryChiropractor3 жыл бұрын
420 likes what's up
@brianburnssailorslife53833 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@Alderak13 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the “US soldiers using a combat shotgun as a bong” war.
@wastelandstalker22263 жыл бұрын
It worked more as a pipe bongs you typically put water in, its also where the term shotgunning came from but now shotgunning weed means you take a hit and through sometimes a kiss pass the smoke to someone else
@Menaceblue33 жыл бұрын
@@wastelandstalker2226 Like how Sgt. Elias did to Pvt. Chris in "Platoon"
@RElover223 жыл бұрын
"A combat shotgun" LOL
@SuperGettoboy3 жыл бұрын
@@wastelandstalker2226 LMAO 😂
@duckydammet26463 жыл бұрын
What uhhh, what other kinda shotgun you got there bud?
@aleksandarvil57183 жыл бұрын
Peter Lemon: *smoking marijuana* North Vietnamese: *attacks his base* Lemon: “EXCUSE ME !!!”
@mattdoesexist57523 жыл бұрын
High anger
@GhostBear30673 жыл бұрын
You are harshing my vibe, man!
@1truthbegettingtold2753 жыл бұрын
Pretty much me in Project Reality... hate when my chill of waiting boredom comes to an end before Im done stoning myself.
@carlossegovia7727 Жыл бұрын
Love these stories. Love the grammar the creative writing the figurative language the way they make anything come to life keep it coming gives me chills sometimes hearing worda I never even heard of in school
@GlitchedBlox3 жыл бұрын
Even when the enemy tries to bring him down, he stood high.
@therealspleen523 жыл бұрын
stood higher than most in a "altered" state on mind.
@HWDragonborn3 жыл бұрын
*literally
@SCP-49993 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOW DAD? IS THAT YOU?
@rikijett3103 жыл бұрын
I heard him speak and he made it very clear that he doesn't wear the medal of honor for himself. He wears it in honor of his lost partners. May God bless them all, always!!! 🇨🇦🇺🇸
@KFC4313 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this video wasn't made with the intention to say that white people/ americans are stronger since the amount of viet that died during that war was 2x more than americans. But the thing is there were vietnamese in both sides. Not only americans in 1 side. It was North vs South which americans sided with South. And another fact is that americans retreated while the war was still on going. That means for every american there were 1 viet from each side that died even tho the viets fought for longer and were fighting from both South and North. Edit: keep in mind that I counted only viet and american soldiers death and not the civilians.
@KFC4313 жыл бұрын
Obviously they ain't gonna speak about those facts since america is great and americans are the greatest. Peter Lemon is simply lucky. Modern war isn't about strenght. Bet even the man himself knows it but also his comrades. In our society raw strenght helps in fist fight but tbh if a person wants you dead, there are plenty of ways to do it. There was no honor in that war. The only thing he accomplished was surviving a pointless war he fought in.
@KFC4313 жыл бұрын
Even tho that war was so damn pointless they really had to bring the mass rape/ massacre and the agent orange I LOVE AMERICA IT'S SO GREAT AND FILLED WITH RACISM. Before you start thinking a person is racist just because the person is asian well atleast that person literally has real reasons to be. Just take Japan as example. I'm saying that since people assume asians are racist just because we prefer to be around each other even tho we aint well atleast not all of us but you just had to assume. And if you ever assume that don't think it's without reasons.
@rikijett3103 жыл бұрын
@@KFC431 what???
@antonindufournaud65723 жыл бұрын
@@KFC431 Dude this Channel is just about history fun facts and stuff not defending countrys. in none of their videos they defend a side for being better they just tell the fact the way it is.
@gurenichinose86153 жыл бұрын
Having the height advantage is always tactically well but being in a high mental plain is practically playing 5d chest
@snikrepak3 жыл бұрын
Tarkov and a good spliff makes you godlike. Back in the mw days (mw1) I was unstoppable. A fat spliff and a good rum and coke, the m9 and me would destroy
@charlieme51502 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone has finally made my story public. Thank you
@lelandthoee96883 жыл бұрын
It’s sick that he did it high but I just can’t imagine anything that kills ur high more than literal WAR
@IgnarHusky3 жыл бұрын
After some time, it might not even phase you, since you get used to the war and the high tolerance
@firejoysticks90933 жыл бұрын
It was probably like hitting a bowl and playing warzone for him haha
@recruitlegionary28623 жыл бұрын
The first few shots definitely sobered him up ill get a mild adrenaline boost and it makes me sober
@digitaltrip4203 жыл бұрын
@@firejoysticks9093 No. Not at all dude lol geeze
@helloworld72223 жыл бұрын
Dude I smoke everyday, I drive everyday, I smoke weed and drive everyday. After a while of smokeing and doing normal stuff, if your on sativa, you'll be able to do the same work, with less stress and actual worry, which allows one to focus what's on hand
@cannonball6663 жыл бұрын
Soldier: "Don't smoke that. Marijuana makes you passive. You can't fight" Lemon: "Hold my roach"
@vincenthobbs16053 жыл бұрын
lmfao XD
@goomy__64203 жыл бұрын
I just kinda imagine him yelling at the NVA to "chill out man" while he killed them
@MTC0083 жыл бұрын
i thought that NVA was reference to east german army when i first saw the video lol
@Tasos042522 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jean-luceyesofyoureyes55022 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@RebinRed212 жыл бұрын
“It’s just a prank bro”
@Yumums2 жыл бұрын
Each round is an almost literal chill pill
@Waldemarvonanhalt2 жыл бұрын
An older friend of mine is a verifiable veteran from 32 Battalion. Another is from 31 battalion. If you know about them, you know. They both told me on some occasions they noted Dr Wouter Basson at their base camps administering long-acting anti-anxiety drugs IV. They said they weren't sure what it was, but it made them feel very calm, yet collected and focused during contacts with the enemy in Angola.
@Welsh71333 жыл бұрын
This mans fighting off the enemy within an inch of his life while high and I’m just sitting here failing to write a paragraph about electrons
@quackattack3573 жыл бұрын
Just say it’s always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich
@sanansa45673 жыл бұрын
According to wikipedia Peter Lemon is still alive. A salute to him for his brave actions.
@Swiggity_Swooty4363 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to record an interview with him in person while hes still alive, if he would be ok with that ofc
@PROVOCATEURSK3 жыл бұрын
Brave people don´t invade foreing countries.
@gregoryholland61263 жыл бұрын
@@PROVOCATEURSK Politicians invade countries. Soldiers go so the rest of us aren’t made to
@agentorange72203 жыл бұрын
@@gregoryholland6126 Soldiers can refuse to follow inhumane orders, thanks for glorifying murderers.
@HISTORYenjoyer21343 жыл бұрын
@@agentorange7220 oh yes that argument works so well
@XykuJoxa3 жыл бұрын
"The --highest-- decoration of honor: The Medal of Stoner"
@andresfelipe30813 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha good one
@iminsideyourwalls94323 жыл бұрын
Medal of Juana
@psychoamerican693 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@rickyhanayamafanai85593 жыл бұрын
Ha... clever
@Mickey6193 жыл бұрын
The “HIGHEST” ranking for sure 😂
@abeloth-6172 жыл бұрын
8:40 "on top of the embankment, lemon stood fully exposed." Commander: damn it lemon, put your clothes back on!
@Bassdaddy-so1if3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service, I myself served in the Marine Corps....nobody understands but the guys you serve with. Now I'm just a sheriff deputy with a wife and kids, but the memories are always there...semper fi to all troops in this world. Always respect your enemy for they put there pants on the same way you do and bleed the same color.
@walterschwenk17983 жыл бұрын
The reality: alcohol puts them to sleep it off, the weed leaves the user still functional. Cannabis saved MANY lives in vietnam, simply because it was not the alternative, alcohol. My old friend JD lived to come home, simply because he joined the weed party rather than the booze party.
@Calilou523 жыл бұрын
Oh thats why he came home? Because he decided to smoke instead of drink? Nothing else? Took a lot more than that to get home from Nam
@kennethlindahl92063 жыл бұрын
I heard that from more than one marine I knew when my dad was in the navy
@Calilou523 жыл бұрын
@Goatymcgoater almost everyone did. Havent you seen that scene in Apocalypse now? That scene was inspired by real events. There was weed EVERYwhere out there, and no good booze
@thehappyfrog11643 жыл бұрын
My heart goes out to you, tell your friends I said thanks!
@geraldboykin61593 жыл бұрын
Cannabis wasn't in the vocabulary of the 60s!
@camerondosing32753 жыл бұрын
The projection that weed makes you unable to function is absolutely hilarious and made this video so much better 😂
@NoNoseProduction3 жыл бұрын
I can't function on weed. At least not well.
@FrostyShock3493 жыл бұрын
I become part of the couch or ascend into the music depending on the type
@wastelandstalker22263 жыл бұрын
@@NoNoseProduction if you smoke sativas they're a head high that makes you more creative while indicas are a body high and can couch lock you unless you're a heavy smoker
@replynotificationsdisabled3 жыл бұрын
@@wastelandstalker2226 weed is weed if you smoke enough. If you dont you just throw around indica and sativa like it matters.
@terrybull29033 жыл бұрын
@@replynotificationsdisabled said the one who doesnt know any better,
@gm1ddy2 жыл бұрын
My grandfather (who died from cancer from agent orange) was in the army during this time. Also was awarded 2 purple hearts. I wonder if he had fought along side lemon during this great battle. I will find out when I get there Rest in piece pappy, you did great things for America.
@tomondiek283911 ай бұрын
may his soul rest in peace
@DeltaRancho3 жыл бұрын
Guaranteed that the adrenaline eliminated the high as soon as the first round cracked off
@Austin45553 жыл бұрын
@@lotsapasta0858 I could see it having an advantage. It helps you stay focused if you smoke the right strain
@efreitorsroul93323 жыл бұрын
adrenaline would get youy pumped up, but it douesnta actually gets rid of THC, so he was high and pumped
@martinwildey68573 жыл бұрын
I've never had my vision impaired by smoking weed and it was weaker back then, kind of tired of the negative attitude towards it considering alcohol is so much more socially accepted while being a drug that can literally kill you from withdrawals... What a crazy world.
@darianparker14143 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing
@moappleseider16993 жыл бұрын
Finally. I've been asking you guys to do a story on Peter Lemmon for years. My dad, who is also from Toronto served. He did a Vietnam tour on The Big E USS Enterprise CVN-65. My dad moved to Detroit when he was 15 because his father (served in the Canadian army WW2) who worked for FORD was transferred there from Toronto. Dad saw people running to hide in his home country and joined because he loved it here. Peter Lemon also refused medivac until some of more severely injured soldiers were taken first.
@hananderson49403 жыл бұрын
Well thank your dad for his service for me.
@alexandero99363 жыл бұрын
Your dad is a certified madlad
@jackryan43133 жыл бұрын
I take marijuana all of the time. I consumed two marijuanas last night before bed
@moappleseider16992 жыл бұрын
@Bryan Kirby How so?
@moappleseider16992 жыл бұрын
@Bryan Kirby Wow, that's fucked up. Douche move for sure.
@pisto3082 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in battle and looking to the side at one of your fellow soldiers laying down covering fire with a joint in his mouth, zero anxiety
@davefs253 жыл бұрын
"You can do evrything you normaly do while high on pot. The diference is that when youre high, you realize its not worth the effort"
@brmicmatthews83983 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s always got a joint in his mouth so we always know who he is. Even as he’s being medevac’d from the outpost in the helicopter.
@mako57973 жыл бұрын
this dude took “blunt force trauma” to the next level
@khanhnguyenxuan90172 жыл бұрын
My grandfather used to be a Vietnamese commando, Vietnamese soldiers are very good at close combat, my grandfather said that commandos often use weapons rather than guns because at that time we had to save every bullet, soldiers in my grandfather's time used to disguise themselves. page for. hours before breaking into the airfield destroying many b52s. This is what my grandfather told me
@troublemaker11452 жыл бұрын
That’s legit dude. Vietnamese soldiers were badass
@hahdgabfhbsjcnsncnnsdbbzbs2 жыл бұрын
@@troublemaker1145 Yes and I respect them for defending their homeland from the Imperialist Americans.
@MattyIceBJJ Жыл бұрын
@@hahdgabfhbsjcnsncnnsdbbzbs Such a Dutch thing to say lol
@edishera Жыл бұрын
@@MattyIceBJJLOL the American imperialists had a GOD DAMN PLAN
@willevensen7130 Жыл бұрын
@@hahdgabfhbsjcnsncnnsdbbzbsacting like your country didn’t commit mass atrocities.
@Hateandlotus3 жыл бұрын
The real hard-core and with a blunt. This man is an OG
@yequalsemexplusbee43223 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame em, if someone fucks up my vibe, I’d go on a rampage too.
@markdexter63383 жыл бұрын
The NVA silhouette in the fog waiting to attack looks pretty cool. The animation of Simple History is getting so much better.
@daledunn1267 Жыл бұрын
It numbs the mind help him considerate on his job and numbs the pain Thank you Sgt Lemon I appreciate your Service carry on sir
@Groovy_Bruce3 жыл бұрын
“Took marijuana.” Hahaha I can’t with this video. Talking like they were shooting dope or something.
@efreitorsroul93323 жыл бұрын
exactly. I guess this video was meant to be made for the anti marijuana fascists to watch
@GhostBear30673 жыл бұрын
"Took" works.
@Ollie06023 жыл бұрын
@@GhostBear3067 not really mate
@FederalMenace3 жыл бұрын
"It was for his depression." Lol
@Demons9723 жыл бұрын
I was just having a join when i came across this video lmao.
@vin-dog5753 жыл бұрын
This guy took 4/20 to a whole new level.
@ericmacleod19043 жыл бұрын
Funniest part is that vietnam kush at the time was absolutely awful. If lemon were to come back to toronto today he would probably become an absolute invincible unit
@tuckerkelly29913 жыл бұрын
There is a popeye joke here I just can't come up with one. Please someone figure it out!
@PROJECTIRONWOLF13 жыл бұрын
All weed was trash back the my uncle show me a pic of sum bud from the 80s looked like straight Reggie
@paulreadsthebible65843 жыл бұрын
The marijuana over there is not like it was here back then. A lot of it was highly opiated, coated in it actually. So they were not smoking just THC, but also opium.
@rustyshackelford76513 жыл бұрын
Even terrible weed can you get you really high if you smoke enough. just depends on potency and how much you ingest like any drug.
@conorcane12113 жыл бұрын
@@PROJECTIRONWOLF1 well remember weed was a completely different plant back than. weed buds were bigger,drier and had seeds.
@streamer_services3 ай бұрын
His buzz was gone when the first bullet went off.....and its probably the weed that made him relaxed enough and how you perceive reality that saved him and the others he saved
@erkhesbatkhuyag99153 жыл бұрын
this lad literally went doomslayer on those NVA troops absolute madlad
@normanmccollum60823 жыл бұрын
Only good militant Commie is a dead one. Same sentiment can be leveled at Islamists. Answer the question, "Is Islam right about women?" Any feminist who says that Islam is for women's rights is retarded.
@kartertaylor60803 жыл бұрын
while off the zaza weed apparently gives you superpowers
@caralho52373 жыл бұрын
@@normanmccollum6082 those guys sure deserve to die, but military intervention is clearly not working
@daniels15033 жыл бұрын
@@kartertaylor6080 you can get some awesome tunnel vision
@Vessick3 жыл бұрын
this comment section
@SewerTapes3 жыл бұрын
Marijuana is often falsely claimed to dull the senses, which is not everyone's experience. For many, it can cause extreme calmness in otherwise stressful situations, allowing decisive instantaneous reaction to flow as if by instinct, rather than being muddled by overthinking induced hesitation. This can include strategizing, and adapting strategies, on the fly. For these types, marijuana often bolsters hand eye coordination as well. If anyone has ever seen their one buddy take a massive bong rip before dominating an online deathmatch as if he were an advanced AI from the future, this is what's happening. Peter Lemon just did it in real life.
@nathaniel.71722 жыл бұрын
Counter strike 1.6 keyboard intensity
@daekwonrose31602 жыл бұрын
Bruh I knew I wasn’t trippin, I always got better at everything once I’m high. I never thought to look up the science behind it but I am now.
@SewerTapes2 жыл бұрын
@@daekwonrose3160 I don't know if there are any scientific studies into the phenomenon. Just speaking from personal experience, and observation of certain reaction types.
@juliusjohnson48292 жыл бұрын
I stopped smoking to join the army... I shoot so much better as a civilian b/c I can be properly medicated. Helps me go slow and get more out of training.
@eireann28942 жыл бұрын
You are so right, when I was younger and a lot more inexperienced with smoke I had a couple of negatives that stuck in my mind purely because I bit off more than I could chew and got way too high. As I got older and my tolerance went higher I learned that it didn't cabbage me but quite the opposite (yes it does take me a few seconds longer to get up and take the rubbish out but everything I have to do, I.e work I hone in on)
@ChrisKane-3 жыл бұрын
So if at 5AM the NVA withdrew... that means it was around 4:20 when Peter Lemon kicked their asses! 🌿
@dingaring62573 жыл бұрын
Only time math has ever been used by a chad
@Cole_Sanchez3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that's pretty badass and hilarious.
@ommsterlitz18053 жыл бұрын
20 april is also Hitler birthday
@roarkedunn26883 жыл бұрын
@Not RickRoII 👇🤩 this not being a rickroll is quite disappointing
@cooktucsonaz3 жыл бұрын
Best part is he smoking at 4:20
@OHIOSIGMA20242 жыл бұрын
At 9:56 I like how he adds the base scene, it makes it a more realistic feel to the story.
@bluedemon69893 жыл бұрын
Mad Jack: I defeated Nazis using only a long sword and a bow. Peter Lemon: How Cute
@sherwingonsalves88213 жыл бұрын
Leo major too
@justasteamplayer75423 жыл бұрын
@@sherwingonsalves8821 i mean he only had an eye and the germans really werent that fightful, so not as cool
@Djzommer13 жыл бұрын
idk man a long sword and a bow against nazis- a generation of people trained to fight- or a guy high with a machine gun fighting rice farmers? mad jack >
@jacktribble52533 жыл бұрын
@@Djzommer1 No kidding. And Mad Jack had a long record of that, spanning multiple conflicts.
@dflkfhgpoidsfhg3 жыл бұрын
i think mad jack is way cooler in fact comanche the war horse who killed kkk members and the only survivor of custards last stand kinda puts peter lemon to shame to
@johngammon64503 жыл бұрын
3:26 "The instructors who assigned him squad leader recognized that potential in him" The instructor on the right: PURE ANGER on his face
@bandolierboy19083 жыл бұрын
The sound of being in a combat zone would already be incredibly loud. I couldn’t imagine how much more amplified the sound would be when blazed.
@DutchGuyMike2 жыл бұрын
It actually could lessen, depending on where your focus lies. If you are already quick to panic/excitable then the sound would get overwhelming but if you are more brave you could quite seriously focus on IGNORING the sounds and being high would make that possible (more than it would be otherwise) as weed enhances whatever you are focusing on.
@giovannicervantes2053 Жыл бұрын
@@DutchGuyMike in my experience noise is amped but weed is different for everyone sometimes its amped sometimes its lessened
@DutchGuyMike Жыл бұрын
@@giovannicervantes2053 Yeah, it heavily depends on the mood. I know a lot of people that quit smoking weed because they would get 'attacks' which are nothing more than emotional problems manifesting which happens much quicker when you are high. I used to get attacks too until I sorted my life out (for the most part). But yeah, it depends on where the focus lies.
@giovannicervantes2053 Жыл бұрын
@@DutchGuyMike set and something i forgot
@fullsendkyle42082 жыл бұрын
Sargent : Lemon there in the trees Lemon:ok Sargent :not those trees