Although it's an interesting concept, with all due respect, the content is NOT what an admission office is looking for; if the pie is UChicago, it should be ultra-specific to and identifiably UChicago (you could say THE SAME words in this profile for literally Central State University lol), OR if the pie is about your life (which works too), talk about stuff you haven't discussed anywhere else such as books you like, a day-in-the-life, an educational hobby, etc.