SIMPLE SIMON SAID

[@jamestait8676]

Bloke walks up to camera " don't take any pictures of me " classic 🤣🤣🤯

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

I bet he was asleep on the job 😂😂😂 I love 😂😂😂😂

[@TheCunnamulla]

Over and over and over again.

[@lemonyogurt0]

Pking mug 😂

[@rickyraw5457]

Security guard looks like a wrong en....

[@alanmetcalfe831]

Doesn’t want to be filmed in case the dole see it 😂😂😂😂

[@Yaabbly]

The SIA need to know about clowns like Simon

[@Blind-Ghost-1980]

Straight up needs his badge revoking. No way I'd ever talk to someone like that. Threats of violence and criminal damage is more than enough. Even his initial approach was wrong.

[@beaudavies1737]

I do security and I agree, people like that make the rest of us look bad, everything he did was all wrong

[@Sylvia-Storm]

@@beaudavies1737I think he had an axe to grind. He was adamant about not being photographed there.

[@chrisbevis7725]

The entire country need to know about this guy as they may make the mistake of taking their families to that caravan site.

[@Andy-eu1ng]

Most unprofessional security guard ever

[@jasoncdebussy]

"You're really pushing my luck" - that had me laughing out loud 🤣

[@nevilebardos5702]

😂

[@nathanmoore7120]

I know! Classic! 😂😂😂😂 I’m still laughing “you’re really pushing my luck”! Too funny 😂😂

[@nevilebardos5702]

@@nathanmoore7120 pure gold you couldn't right it

[@nevilebardos5702]

There's some sayings you can mess up but that saying is unforgivable to mess up

[@SuperBC10]

Reminds me of the short, posh guy on Fawlty Towers squaring up to Basil and saying “You’re asking for a bunch of fives you grotty little man” whilst looking up about 2 feet!😂😂😂

[@nosher_4114]

I bet Simon fantasises he’s head of security at Area 51

[@thebatman4279]

​@@awintersnight1602Is that you Simon? 😮

[@AlexanderGreat-b6i]

Exactly hahaaaaaa

[@alphi888]

The masked bus driver brings STUPID to a whole new level. 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulhillen3469]

'give us a wiggle for grinder' 🤣🤣

[@craigfeek2157]

As a retired loss prevention manager with over 40 years experience that security guard would be gone if I was his Manager, no training, no idea, no clue what's he's doing

[@paulperrin2152]

Probably told his girlfriend he is the CEO of the company😂😂😂😂😂

[@pradaman307]

BOYfriend ! haha

[@paulperrin2152]

@@pradaman307 🤣

[@reccerat4446]

Nahh he would have told him he was ex SAS the walt!

[@petertaylor9384]

Girlfriend is his hand

[@Andy-eu1ng]

​@@reccerat4446sas would have said good morning sir can I help you

[@fireskycam9889]

That security guard will speak like that to the wrong person who will put him in his place physically one day

[@esabatm4988]

You sure bring out the happiness in these security clowns.

[@danajudd692]

Poor Simon is still having nightmares about street photographers.

[@A2Z1Two3]

Simple Simon went from don’t take my photograph, to giving permission to post his photo on Grinder 😂. Now that IS being simple.

[@abeonthehill166]

That was a violation of the SIA Regulations regarding interacting with the Public . The abusive language and threat of violence was a section 5 of the Public Order Act and you should report him to the Law . Stay safe man……

[@TheCunnamulla]

Yep it was not acceptable

[@MrCharlesWidmore]

Someone please report him….

[@adiohead]

@@MrCharlesWidmore Nothing was done about that security guy who licked AB's phone, I doubt anything will happen to this guy.

[@TallBoy-vf3tt]

Sec 4A actually

[@kaptain1x]

poor fu$king simon ..initially he was furious but at the end he was like a little quiet kitty..job well done UKMTT ...u gave him a valuable lesson .

[@sarahemerson6567]

SIA needs to be revoked

[@chrisbevis7725]

Yes because how can they give a badge to a man with such an aggressive character!

[@TheGlassman63]

Simple Simon picked on the wrong bloke when he gave it the `big un`. As ever Mark, great entertainment. 😂

[@jayhowell2218]

Thought he was a hard guy because he had a security jacket on but when it came to it he shit himself 😂😂😂

[@rudeboijasmithy]

Lol that security guard 1m % got bullied at school 😂😂😂😂😂

[@darrylkennedy2125]

It's a wonder that he's still got any teeth left..

[@scottfowler4482]

Poor simpleton, he failed the interview to be a McDonald’s lavatory cleaner so this is the only job he could get…..security mong 🤣🤣

[@TransoceanicOutreach]

@@Scott-lt8qt 1.5%

[@roastedicons1234]

😂😂 yeah is a full blown sausage boy

[@stebul7996]

Aww fkn brilliant 😂😂😂

[@MikeGMcDermott]

Nice to see that Herbert from the Bash Street Kids eventually grew up to be a clueless bus driver in Blackpool.

[@nomore6939]

HOw unprofessional was that guard !!! he's in the wrong job

[@blahblahblah742]

Simon didn't do well at school, Simon has a minimum wage job, Simon has a uniform, Simon still signs on, Simon is getting sacked in the morning.

[@gunzlepug]

Simon reminds me of Himmler

[@Sylvia-Storm]

Perhaps he’s told his wife he’s an executive.

[@Teknotion]

You can literally hear this guy's double-figure IQ everytime he talks. I'm sure he was really happy when he scored 75 on the test.

[@stuartwalker16]

You missed the - symbol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TemporaryName80]

I reckon he was happy to score double-figures.

[@robertwright7937]

75? I think you do him too much credit, my friend.😆

[@thedad7313]

“Double figure”! Leave it out. That tree is more self aware than he is. I doubt he has opposable thumbs

[@thedad7313]

I doubt he can spell I.Q.

[@craigskayman8422]

They just give them a uniform and all of a sudden they think they are the camera police. 🤣

[@cassandrade-wolfe6926]

This is hilarious 😂 *YOU'RE PUSHING MY LUCK* 😂😂😂

[@1haleema]

Working in public disgraceful

[@kevinn5976]

He didnt want pictures taken, 'cause he's at work! He must be signing on 😅😂

[@chrisbevis7725]

Exactly or why else react like he did!

[@Silver-h5d]

100%

[@TemporaryName80]

The irony of him calling you a "f'kn mug" while walking away after he couldn't get you to move 👏🏻👌🏻 Priceless.

[@1haleema]

Should definitely be reported!!!

[@colinlawless5654]

Who trains and employs these people.

[@CCopperpot169]

Haven Holidays 😂

[@chrisbevis7725]

Nobody. I had my own company years ago and I recruited and trained my own security. Never heard one of them carry on like this even when one of them was threatened with a knife. Lucky the security guard the man with the knife tried to sneak up behind was an ex SAS sergeant. One of my other security guards was a bodyguard for the Shah off Iran. Nothing but polite to the public and second to none when there was any trouble.

[@graememackay1152]

Keys stored in a yellow bucket marked 'keys'....... Looks professional 😂

[@DCannonLive]

The security guard must have been bullied alot during his school years

[@bobwallacejnr6852]

somebody please give this guy his own TV show

[@SuperMetalRockets]

Simon said he didn’t want to be on camera..Simon then proceeded to get in front of the camera at every available opportunity😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Silver-h5d]

You pay peanuts you get...

[@joshlevy3480]

So many people not wanting their picture taken, as they get as close as they can to the camera, thereby getting the best, most visible shot possible!!! Loving the logic of it all!!! Now get back to work!!!

[@DarrenFromDublin]

😂. You had him raging. Lol.

[@corpeedo]

This HAS to be the funniest Audit Ive seen! Bloody gold! Awesome work mate.

[@TIMMY-ng4pd]

Needs sacking on the spot that security

[@5183adam]

How can a man who's earning minimum wage in a dead end job call anyone a mug 😂😂😂

[@2FMradioInIreland4]

I'm surprised you let him say so much to you at the start before you let him have it, normally your straight in there the minute the threats start. He seems the sort of Security Guard that has a false sense of reality, you should complain and have his licence revoked for those threats.

[@regkray]

Nah, more fun when Mark lets them get into their stride thinking they control the situation, then he starts the takedown. 😄

[@connect4glyn]

I was suprised too

[@2FMradioInIreland4]

@@regkray I some cases maybe, but this Security Guard went in for the kill straight away so in my view he should have let him have it straight away lol. Just my opinion I suppose

[@reccerat4446]

He was just letting the melt dig a bigger hole for himself!

[@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit]

It makes for a more enjoyable experience for those who know what's coming! Love the slow build up.

[@8BallTheSnitch]

Universal credit are going to want to talk to simon

[@thewhitbyphotographer]

Is he in The Proclaimers ?

[@dickweeeeeeeeeed]

yeah...the laim part...

[@weepor55]

just 400 left

[@sabbath.108]

Thanks for doing what you do to expose these absolute cretins. Love your videos. Keep up the very good work.

[@joeblow2069]

That guy literally shit himself when you said no. He was not used to that. How many times did he threaten you with bodily harm? Should have been arrested.

[@mathew8581]

That’s one ignorant aggressive security. Hopefully his employees see this and seriously address this idiots actions. (Is this a re upload?)

[@milleniumsaucer8978]

yes it is

[@gdr38515]

It will take a decade for Simple Simon to get over this level of cringe & embarrassment which will exist online for posterity. As for the bus driver - "Don't tell him Pike!" If you added their IQs together you would be lucky to get into three figures.

[@briandouglas2123]

A numpty threatening to call the police is like a kid crying "I'm gonna tell me mummy"

[@TemporaryName80]

Marton Mere? Spent a few summer holidays there as a kid in the late 80s. Me and my cousin would have had this idiot running all over the site if he was around back then. We were right menaces, walking on the grass, playing ball games where it wasn't allowed, this guy would have had a meltdown with all the rules we broke 🙄🤣

[@xMandalorex]

LOL i still come back to this.. lmao the exchange with Simon & Mark is hilarious.

[@tech10k14]

Jesus, that second guy is literally one generation from walking on all fours. 😂

[@andrewshaw7343]

They're always all mouth.

[@ARCHSTANTON61]

he is working cash in hand..

[@stuartcook8823]

When they say they're gonna phone the police you need to just say "fucking grass" 😂

[@PamelaD963]

He usually does. 😂

[@williebobs3830]

Ex truck driver here. The job was ok ish until i came across security guards. So unbelievably stupid.

[@wagner251]

Little poppet in a wendy house , how nice 😂

[@GADGETVP15]

Buses have cameras in them recording people so if you get on a bus and tell them to stop recording as you don’t give them permission are they going to stop 🛑 THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!

[@ianwhitehead691]

"Is that like a School Report" 😄😂🤣

[@Sylvia-Storm]

Moral is never start a fight you can’t finish.

[@missm81]

😂😂 go on go and ask him if i can film him ...hes not talking to me 😂😂 dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@MegaDringy]

Brilliant . Gets a tiny weeny amount of authority as a gate security at holiday park and thinks he’s the hardest man to walk the earth . Plonker

[@stuartlew1229]

when he called you a perv you should have asked if he wanted some sweeties

[@barrypotter5751]

Hello from Dundee scotland keep the videos coming

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

'Don't take pictures on me'...later that night on Grindr.

[@fireskycam9889]

"He's bottled it" "Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck". 🤣🤣

[@mykota2417]

Auditors must all realise that they are defending and fighting for the rights and defence n protection of the vulnerable and less able... Even if they don't realise it themselves...

[@deepfiix]

"Filming is illegal" That guy is full of jokes.

[@aq9133]

Hands in pockets, Simple Simon totally defeated. He’s not brandishing his threatening fists around at the end, is he?

[@barrygoodman6285]

imagine him getting home that night , how moody would he be

[@garlicgorilla6540]

His poor dog. Kicked to death.

[@JonathanCollins-n4h]

SIA complaint swearing and threats what a fool who needs re training.

[@HAS360]

An old classic one 🔝

[@mariac1448]

I love all your content. You’re great, no nonsense approach, brilliant. But most of all I love your laugh! Always brightens my day. I appreciate you 😊 thank you 😊

[@mixedbush9832]

Awww you’re intimidating simple Simon pathetic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love your videos ❤

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

You can’t hit a man ? With glasses make him ? Take them offfff😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesrawson6659]

Always like your Vids. What a little big man that security guard is. Proper numpty .

[@richiestrich8079]

The level of aggression is brilliant, Mark is the best auditor by far.

[@relaxreflect5888]

You’re pushing my luck 😂😂😂😂

[@harvinderrishiraj888]

The only thing he can push is an Aldi shopping trolley towards the wonky veg aisle.

[@Platty6987]

I will never understand how dumb people are 😂 everybody gets filmed Basically everywhere they go but it’s illegal for somebody to walk about filming ? God forbid any tourists want to take photos or videos

[@bucko321]

Simon the pretend soldier in his sentry box, There would be no video content without the Simon's of this world.

[@robbiethomas6589]

Simon is comedy gold! "Back in your hut you brainless chimp"

[@rdsparttimeDroneflights]

What a wally of a security guard his missus must have turned him down last night

[@paulbrew7022]

Did you not mean his husband!

[@DaStig]

Forget simon, what about the bus driver! i wouldn't put that numpty in charge of a pushbike.

[@secretfacekid8920]

There wasn’t a brain between the pair of them.

[@stuartwalker16]

Cant believe a security gaurd at around 50years of age is acting like that also the bus drive looks too old to be driving

[@anthonydowling3356]

Security guard is in his late 30 s and bus driver possibly 60 y which is well under retirement age of 66 y .

[@Its-just-a-camera]

I walk up to a camera and demand not to be photographed, the logic of some people and these people walk around in public unaided.

[@adrianbrowne7874]

That is undoubtedly a case of how "not" to approach and engage with a member of the public!!!

[@timgeorge1009]

What an incredible muppet Rude AF thick AF aggressive AF it’s like an endless list of AF’s man But at least your video thanks to muppet boy Is funny AF Great content again man

[@blurtam188]

Absolutely mental!!

[@Thevoiceofsense]

Mark please for the love of God come to Milton Keynes, so much industry around and woke as fook.

[@ukmeetthetyrants]

One day soon😊

[@tichaonachamunorwa7334]

Simon has anger problems. He made himself the star of this video..

[@fallenzeon]

Man with faced covered giving it large about intimidation

[@Polecat54941]

Amazing these weirdos get given an SIA licence let alone are allowed out without their carer in a public place?

[@andrewsmith8883]

Brilliant as usual Mark, I like it when the security officer nods his head thinking he is being clever and Mark tell him what a Comedian he is haha.

[@biglounumber1]

😂😂 these vids tickle me. Am a fan of the talking your own language to people and they don’t know what to say 😂😂

[@astra47420]

There is one in every job 😂😂

[@jensun77wilson]

Indeed 😂😂😂

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Not exactly the smartest move by that security goon by threatening to call the police after he had "already made verbal and physical threats that had been recorded on camera!!!

[@meeruisland]

Thats one person who you would not get sick of punching.

[@jackmor68]

This is how a knowledgeable person deals with the abusive tactics of so many police/security officers. You assert your rights and tell them to kick rocks.

[@mavicmeister29]

Mark, that was funny! I laughed at Simons antics, couldn’t make it up, could you. Regards.

[@mayshusalmighty7858]

Please make sure the boss of this company get a copy of this. A person with a temper like that, should not be working in security. Just imagine how that could have gone down if no cameras were present…

[@philipdennis5410]

How can he sign on the job centre if you take a picture of him working ?