Ultimate Takedown of The Harkles latest japes. How fun this is!

[@williamevans9426]

Don't worry about an electric fire being tacky in an old fireplace. You'll probably recall that HM Queen Elizabeth II had an ordinary two bar electric radiant heater in a fireplace at Balmoral for years!

[@isabelwright8910]

That was a X large gas fire with flame behind glass I have one

[@deeprollingriver52]

I have one and I feel much better not having to monitor a real fire in my tiny home.

[@ChristinaBacon-j2m]

HM only used to put on 1 bar, like so many upper class women she would put on an additional jumper and cover her legs with a rug when just sitting, of course in her younger days she would not just sit but be out walking the dogs, riding her horse or walking in the Highlands stalking deer. God bless her.

[@williamevans9426]

@@ChristinaBacon-j2m Very well observed. Yes, most of the aristocracy (at least of her generation and before) were used to living in huge, cold houses and dressed in woollens snd tweeds, even when indoors. I think it was often as cold indoors as out!

[@barbiegirlthrifter6841]

@@deeprollingriver52not to mention having to maintain the chimney!

[@mariocondello2353]

Harkles are being shat on, left right and center. Let's hope it continues!

[@strat4096]

Nobody enjoys seeing people being raked through the coals unless it's deserved and this pair definitely deserve it after all the crap they've spewed over the past several years. They had it all and complained at every turn. Disgraceful.

[@cecilianylund1914]

Cannot begin to tell you how happy I am that you are back dearest River!

[@HarrietCraig323]

@@cecilianylund1914 River is the absolute bomb! If only we had more Rivers….he makes my heart laugh!

[@charlenenewman4396]

Me too!

[@UnbornTurd]

I saw the thumbnail and hit it right away! I am happy as well :D I am a fruit basket and proud of it!

[@kathleenrogers10]

River is a unique and special light in the world. Endearing.

[@laurabailey1054]

I am too, I have missed seeing River and his videos

[@891Henry]

Vanity Fair is the perfect medium to document the rise and fall of H&M's life. Thackery's novel is all about the social climb and all the shallow people involved. It documents the rise and fall of one such woman. Since most folk have no idea the magazine is named after the novel, the perfect irony will be missed. Cheers, River.

[@TheSteampunkCompany]

One of my fave books

[@KevinBowden-f3f]

Every day is a school day!!🤔

[@juttapopp1869]

Becky Sharp is FAR more intelligent and sophisticated than the Californian madame. Otherwise you're right.

[@annawimpey5307]

Vanity fair. It perfectly describes the Harkles. Conceited, useless, and naive. Unaware of the fools they are making of themselves. So entertaining to watch.

[@lucylocket373]

Becky Sharp had huge charm too! Hurrah for Rivers’ return. ❤❤❤

[@Angela-c2x1g]

I believe Harry and Meghan shouldn't be masquerading as working Royals. Sorry, but that's how I feel about it.

[@laurabailey1054]

They are trying to be royals but failing on epic proportions!

[@MyVictorO]

@@Angela-c2x1g This is based on your swallowing propaganda my fruit.

@@MyVictorO It is on public record. Harry and Meghan are non working royals.

[@MancFlowerDragon]

You don’t have to apologise for feeling that way - there are thousands of people who agree with you.

[@be_you2023]

Perhaps we can focus on the difference between Harry and Rachel roles: the current senior members of TBRF act as Sovereigns whilst the duo are royal idiots.

[@donnajarvis9542]

I love that you are sharing how you are putting together your lovely home. So happy you are back.

[@AmandaSherman-q9o]

What I don't understand is why Harry complains about his privacy when he continues to be in the public eye (wrote spare) and sues others for "privacy" concerns

[@juliad.6372]

“ Hypocrite “ ❤

[@poppyblossoms1193]

Narcicists want to be important and in the news, yet are hyper protective of their private stuff as they need to be in control of it... The hunger and search for control and fame and publicity is directly undermined by their own fear of loss of public image and publicuty. The best example of the famous "Catch 22" and snake eating it's own tail. Hth

[@magpie5589]

He’s the hypocrite who invades his families privacy for money, he spared no one in SPARE 😢 He and his wife are the worst hypocrites I’ve heard (Oprah Show / SPARE / Podcasts to name but a few) yet he’s insisted on a settlement out of Court plus a public apology for a few stories they wrote when he was young, which we found out about anyway from other sources at the time. Hypocrite Harry IMO 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@MyVictorO]

Either you're famous or not, my fruit. You cannot be half pregnant.

[@johnpauldarbyshire3712]

​@@juliad.6372 Yeah he is

[@FredPorlock-1892]

My wife (Cora Jean) is looking forward to receiving a keepsake. You’ve made her quite happy, and I thank you. She is suffering from a cancer and you lift her spirits, River. We live in southern Indiana, but our home is a log home built in 1853 and she has it decorated in a beautiful Victorian, cozy way. She is most definitely an Anglophile. Cheers from us both! 🥂💐

[@yorkshirelass8786]

Send my love to Cora Jean, from Vanessa, Yorkshire in England. I love victorian style homes ❤

[@TheRiverBroadcast]

Oh yes I remember writing to Cora Jean, let’s hope it arrives safely. Love to you both my dear and send in photo of your cozy cabin when the keepsake arrives! X

[@FredPorlock-1892]

@@yorkshirelass8786Thank you, dear. 🌸

[@FredPorlock-1892]

@@TheRiverBroadcastThank you, Son. You are most kind. 🌻

[@KathyWhite-po5dw]

@Fred I’m so sorry Cora Jean is battling cancer. Sending prayers, love, and healing vibes her way. Much love from Florida. 🇺🇸❤️🇬🇧 🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻

[@Steve-YT383]

This article was savage. As were you my Dear. What Meghan sows Meghan reaps.

[@MyVictorO]

Madame Arcati never censored her revilers. Naughty River.

[@JulieR73]

Meghan is a snake

[@sandi3561]

And you pointed it out. That's nothing short of Tacky....

[@sandi3561]

She'll get what's coming to her... The non royal expectness

[@TheRiverBroadcast]

I'm not sure if you're referring to our chat in the comment section last night @MyVictorO , but I assure you that I didn't delete it if that's what you insinuate - I assumed that you had deleted the convo when I noticed it had vanished, and was quite sad about it. I have no shame in censoring revilers, but that's usually if they are boring, sanctimonious, or nuts.

[@queenredspecial]

Darling, you’re like a tall glass of water in a dry hot desert. Thank you for being back - the world is infinitely more fun with you in it. ❤

[@bhudd154]

River, take us with you to Camden Market one of these days…..so glad you are back with us!

[@fleuriebottle]

Ah! Camden market. Takes me back when I would shop there. Fascinating place. X

[@laurabailey1054]

Please yes River take us to the market with you

[@Lioness_UTV]

Well, that would be a fun little jaunt. I have a lot of fond memories of Camden market in the 80s.

[@celestecv7452]

As an Asian who hasn’t been to London, I’m putting in my vote for a visit to Camden Market with River and the fruits!

[@cynthiamickle1521]

Oh, yes! ! 🇨🇦

[@TracyB-dn7jy]

For inside the fireplace, find a vintage mirror the same size as the back wall, prop it against the wall, then put many white candles of different sizes in all glass holders. The candles will be beautifully reflected off the mirror, creating double lighting. 🕯🕯🕯

[@cordeliaadams4898]

I had the same idea! But I haven’t thought about the mirror, it’s beautiful! 🪞🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍

[@darlenechandler2403]

I have one like that too and was thinking about the candles myself, but not the mirror for reflection.

[@theprettycitykitty9302]

Sounds amazing ❤

[@lenanordmark3710]

Yes! ❤

[@therealhousewifeofballtown]

That’s a lovely idea !

[@6pixiestix]

Candles go beautifully into a fireplace 🕯️🔥🪵

[@isabelwright8910]

Or x large gas really nice I got one last year

[@FireflyXOXO1]

Agree

[@daledavis6984]

What about gas logs?

[@l33t007]

Or large pieces of wood with strategically places LED lights. I've seen some really beautiful arrangements of candles, wood(real and fake), LED lights and interesting little knick knacks to make little scenes. I've seen some with little fairies and tiny teddy bears with tiny furniture. Another had a little fairy house and lawn in the fire place.😊

[@daledavis6984]

@l33t007 Just plain wood looks attractive to me.

[@TheEMWD]

I love the way you say "my dear". Every time you say it I'm reminded of my Newfoundland grandmother. She always said "well now my dear". If you know anything about Newfoundland you'll know it was populated by Irish and by English mostly from south England. Her ancestors were mostly from Somerset. I hear her voice every time I hear you. Being an isolated island in the North Atlantic ("the rock" they call it) they retained the old English and Irish accents and phrases. Interesting and very beautiful place to visit, in a rugged and wild sort of way. Thanks from Canada!

[@DelaniaAndTheDogs]

What a lovely story. ❤

[@carolball5764]

I live in Zummerzet!! Home of The Wurzels and Zider.. oooh rrrrrr. 😂😂

[@ninavongunten122]

My late grandmother Diana Smith was British- Canadian, who was from St. John's, Newfoundland and became an American citizen in 1949. Over the years, I used to visit my grandmother's relatives in Newfoundland until they died out. Yes, it is a very beautiful Province, and it reminds me of Scotland.

[@katiehill619]

Harry's court case ended in a standard out-of-court settlement, with NGN giving a little dramatic flourish to all the things they have acknowledged, and been held to account for years and years ago. Just to make him feel better - 'oh look, I got a public apology!". Sherbourne trying to look like he's accomplished anything, other than a large payday for himself by exploiting the desperate fool that is Harry for public profile and money. It was always all about the fact that William's case went ahead, and his didn't. Honestly, what an utter idiot.

[@sabsmcdabs7139]

Yep, always the spare no matter how much he protests he's important too 🙄

[@rachmunshine9474]

Do you think of the 2 million pounds settlement that the Prince of Wales received and put half of toward Invictus’ first games… do you think it is idiot brother will pay him back? never mind split what he got. (plus he actually probably owes by the time you think about legal fees) as Prince William did.

[@phylly5576]

After he pays his lawyer the IRS will be wanting their cut …

[@athena811]

I think the money will be put in The Archewell Foundation. When they show the donations for 2025 in 2026, or 2027 if they file late we may see the amount. Of course it may show up under an LLC. Wealthy people in the U.S. set up foundations for a reason. Only 5% of the donations are required to go towards charity.

[@deborahbutcher3933]

Wasn't the apology about the private investigators?

[@HannahAlxr]

So glad you're back River I've missed your common sense takes in this batshit world. It's always comforted me x

[@cat-e2p5b]

Using other's trauma for promotional purposes is wrong for Harry and Meghan to do. It's not right 😕

[@Anna_Key]

Harry has mentioned turning pain into purpose. The thing is, he meant profit

[@annawimpey5307]

Well put. As of Harry lost a leg. My mother died before her time too. My children lost their father when they were still school age. No one cares about my pain. Why shoukd they? They have theur own. We all do. But Harry is a prince. Much more sensitive than the average peasant. A pea under his mattress would bruise him. He is a Hollywood brat. Crying about his famous family upbringing. God save the King.

[@kimmyk3640]

I know you don't like us to carry on with emotional fussing over you, but I can't believe how happy I am that you are back! And in new digs! You seem energized, renewed, and marvelous as usual. We love you, River!! 🍐❤🍐❤🍐

[@a.bertasso1298]

Beautifully said ❤️

[@Anne-Crosby2020]

I feel exactly the same, and could easily add more praise & love for our River, but won’t as, as you so rightly say, he dislikes being fawned over. ❤

[@AndYourLittleDog]

River, I'm glad it will take months for your salon to come together. Good design whose elements are slowly and thoughtfuly sourced ultimately is the most satisfying and successful.

[@darlaf.seeley8292]

Yes. You're right. Better to slowly and thoughtfully curate one's space.

[@yesterdayitrained]

Agree!

[@AJA-ie5uu]

Imagine having a new neighbour moving in and then discovering it was River😲😃

[@PodieM18]

The new set up is looking great River. Harry should have listened to the advice of his very wise Grandfather, Prince Philip, who once said - " Don't ever think it's about you, it's about the position...."

[@lisabenson]

I have a beautiful non- functioning marble fireplace in my bedroom. I found a lovely tiered, antique candleholder for eight candles. It looks great with or without candles. And, it is very romantic when candles are lit!

[@wendyscott4766]

Good idea!

[@FionaRoper]

Sounds like a menorrah

[@kristinhall8435]

Oh happy day!! The River is flowing again!! So lovely to see you again!!

[@Dudubrd57]

To have flowers last longer here’s what I do . Recut before you put in water at an angle. Use room temperature water . Change water daily or every two days. Remove and recut at an angle, daily or every other day. Put crushed Aspirin in your room temperature water .

[@jonanna1894]

Thank you for the wonderful advice. I love having fresh flowers in my home, but I avoid any arrangement that has roses in it because they look dead so fast. I’ll try your methods. ❤

[@sweethistortea]

Ooo, never thought of the Aspirin before. 🤔

[@minwade5436]

@Dudubrd57 Hi Karen, Hope you’re well‼️ I have used aspirin, bleach & sugar (individually LOL) to extend the life of cut flowers. Often don’t have aspirin in the house & will reach for either of the other two. Take care of yourself, sending cyber hugs best wishes from South Australia🦘🐨🇦🇺💐

[@LegalAlien80]

​@sweethistortea It works really well, especially when you don't want to change the water every day. 🌷

[@janeminion7927]

mums are sturdy and freshen air mixed with lemon leaf eucalyptus not expensive and last two weeks. Keep changing water add plant food and cut them down Change vase for different looks You c

[@janwilliams1781]

I’ve been following the Harkles since the beginning and still can’t wrap my head around them. They had it all and threw it away with four hands, then stomped it into the ground. The audacity to think we will forget all that they have done.

[@judywright4241]

The biggest to me was them declaring ‘FREEDOM from the Royal Goldfish bowl Life’ accompanying selfies. Then ‘William Bullied Us Out Of Royal Life’. Are we to forget ‘Freedom Flight’ ?? Their delight and euphoria on flying to Canada and ‘a private life’? The engagement interview had the family welcoming them and in NetFlix, suddenly the ‘great fans of Suits’ didn’t welcome Ms Barefoot’s hugs! ‘The formal in the outside is just as formal on the inside.’ PUH-leeze, if everyone had responded the way they wanted after that DISGRACEFUL display of disrespect towards Harry’s family, they’d have never looked back. They are so boring and moronic.

[@JudithFitzsimmons]

Hazbeen would have been torn to shreds if he had made it to the witness box, I am a bit disappointed that we won't see the fun. So glad you are back we missed you

[@bettygarcia162]

I'm sure that Harry's attorneys wrote the apology, Murdoch's people rolled their eyes and agreed!!!

[@sandradavies7804]

I think that apology was written already, at the end of the last case all those years ago, when William brought the hackers to court, and got the News of the World closed down. They just tweaked it slightly. After all, Henry was only 11 in 1996 so it was highly unlikely he had a phone then. Most adults didn't have a mobile in 1996.

[@virginiadavis4495]

You are anything BUT tacky!! You are an original River, & I just love you, so unique!! Jenny from Delaware, USA!

[@bobbicatt]

Hint for keep flowers fresher longer. Cut on a slant ( So stem can soak up more water )and remove some of the outer pedals. Change water daily if possible if you do it that way, crush up aspirin , you can also use vodka. but use cheap stuff. ...Wife of a florist owner.

[@sandradavies7804]

And for tulips, pierce the stem just under the flower with a pin before placing in water.

[@thegreencat9947]

Some aspirin and a shot of vodka....I'd perk up also.😁⚘

[@geneencook700]

I love the new cushions!! Just gorgeous! I’m so glad you’re back!

[@martylesnick2032]

FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT ABOUT THOSE WORTHLESS HUMANS HARKLES!!!

[@caligirlone6513]

I’m so glad you’re back River! Wonderful video as always. You’ve been sorely missed. ❤❤❤

[@TanBurishere]

I love the new format! Your home looks cozy and fits the overall theme for your channel. It's like we are having tea with you in your living room or even Buckingham Palace. 🙂

[@kipscathy1850]

Your new look is fabulous River. So beautiful in your unadorned state! Love it.

[@Just4fun970]

Love your new place, glad to have you back. The blue paint is very nice.

[@nylorac65]

So delighted you are back!

[@dianegilchrist677]

Thank you for taking the time to re-record for us.❤

[@Frecks-n-Specks]

I was not expecting that "fking snowflakes" and choked on the drink I was taking 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@lauramason5667]

River has found a new calm and his lovely new residence. Very at home and very elegant.❤

[@Foggy_Morning]

What a wonderful way to relax my sore body when I get home from this cold hike! Listening to River do his thing!

[@Whitstik1]

River, as an interior designer, might I suggest candles in the fireplace??? It adds a bit of light and flicker similar to a fire… it’s also quite lovely and romantic. Also, I love your pillows, the tapestry is amazing. And the artwork on the mantle are stunning. ❤❤❤❤

[@mrsbluesky8415]

We’ve known for years that MeMe is a mean girl and always has been. Vanity Fair is slow on the uptake.

[@CarolFremel-my4hs]

Mean girl ? She’s e demon

[@mangachanfan1556]

Yay!!! I love River ❤❤ Welcome back darling 😊 Love from FL, USA 🇺🇸 ❤

[@anohacharlesschlosser9305]

I swear i didnt see this very same comment by you

[@mangachanfan1556]

Lol!!! ❤❤😘😘 it's all good darling 😊

[@roses3118]

And Alabama!❤

[@Songbird1226]

And Tennessee! 🎸🎻🪕

[@charlenenewman4396]

North Carolina USA

[@Scorpio_Lane]

VANITY FAIRS legal team "spent months" fact checking to make sure there's no legal path for the HAGEN'S 👏👏👏✌️ Lovely to see you RIVER 🙏

[@thomasrandleman7057]

Artificial electric fire logs. I have had one for years and it brings so much coziness and ambience . Screw those who say it is tacky! Life is too short! Congrats to your new direction. Love you ❤️

[@cornelia9778]

I agree. Rather be warm than chic.

[@MarianneOz]

Agree. I prefer gas! Wood is so expensive and doesn’t all the smoke contribute to a low fog? Anyway, it’s not good in an urban environment

[@ellenthom34]

some are really like the real thing and an added blower warms up the room. Also I remodeled a 100:yr old house and located two highly decorated brass shields which sit in warmer months. Pieces of art in themselves

[@awnutz]

We’re 75, heat our entire house with a single woodstove and nothing makes a home warmer or cozier. But it is a lot of work and that’s okay. Oh and yes, we live in the boonies and fallen wood is free in a National Forest.

[@gkbrogden9964]

You can get the electric stoves with logs and very realistic smoke (water vapour).

[@jwf6289]

Battery operated candles do put off a homey light are usually on a timer and no worries of having to remember to put them out and no worries of fire- I've used them in a fireplace. Also your tapestries are beautiful. My taste all the way...and your personality just marvelous Dear River !!

[@gailann4779]

Fireplace: we bought a set of allergy treated birch logs and weaved through flickering orange fireplace lights (amazon). During the day you barely see the lights and wires, and at night it is very cozy and we have gotten many compliments.

[@owenypony]

Essentially murdered? Is he sniffing glue? She was essentially a PR genius who out-maneuvered almost everyone except Bashir. On the other hand I don’t blame him for what she came out with in that interview - ”The top job would bring enormous limitations to him”. How very dare she. Harry is deluded if he thinks his mother was a victim of the press. It’s not for nothing one of the last telephone calls she made was to Richard Kay.

[@ameliad8055]

His mother was the first person to set example of tipping off the press, and then claimed to be a victim of being hounded by the press. And until now still plenty of Britons fell pity on her. Lets just be real, it was all pity party because she died too young and Charles wasn't there to show his side of his story along with receipts thanks to the old adage of no complaint, no explain. If only she lived that long to show the British public her true colors. No wonder late Duke of Edinburgh called her a trollop.😂. Wake up Harry, dont sniff glues too much 🤣

[@lindebenham8920]

It's so good to have you back, River. You have been missed. From a fruitbasketier in Derbyshire.

[@jena.alexia]

I'm so happy you're back River! A most enjoyable broadcast, as always. You're looking very well. ❤️ I was slightly distracted by the beautiful items behind you so had to keep rewinding. Loving your new place! 💖 The Vanity Fair article was quite surprising and definitely not flattering. At least this time he can't say, "The British press said that". Coupled with the LA fires fiasco I think Harry thought it best to just take a settlement ("Judas coins" - I love that) and scuttle off. The legal bill must be astronomical. The only winners are the lawyers. Of course you are correct that the ONLY reason Harry and Meghan generate any interest is due to Harry being who he is. I have no sympathy for Netflix and Spotify - they didn't do their due diligence and there's only so many times the Harkles can return to the well of trashing the RF, crying racism, unconscious bias, Diana, mental health, silence is betrayal, blah, blah. It's exhausting. It's wonderful to have you back. Have a lovely day. 🍐🌷 xo

[@FarmGirlIzzy]

I'm so glad you are back River❤ I was worried that something has happened. I sadly lost my mother just before Christmas and have been at a very low ebb, when I saw your video it really cheered me up for a few minutes. The grief comes in waves but life and children keep my mind occupied. And my favourite KZbinrs really make me smile when I need some levity. Thank you River. ❤❤❤

[@nanabutner]

I am so sorry for your loss! In the US many people are now planting or having trees planted as a memorial to loved ones so you can have something living to visit

[@sandrajohnson2832]

Sorry about your 🙏🏻loss 🩵.

[@vallee3140]

The hardest thing is losing your mother, its good you have children to take you away from yourself for a bit.

[@ms3707]

@@nanabutner sending ❤ your way ❤

[@christinesuccop1812]

So sorry for your loss ❤

[@HailMary888]

For my empty fireplace, I found a frameless painting that fit perfectly within the wood frame of the fireplace frame, it looks fabulous. It doesn't clash with the painting I have above the fireplace either, it compliments it. Makes my living room look like a gallery.

[@marionthompson3365]

Happy new year River! So lovely seeing you on our screens again. ❤

[@TefiTheWaterGipsy]

Hello River, I love your new surroundings. As one who grew up in a flat with very high ceilings and had a rental place or two since, they are lovely to live in, there's all that feeling of air and space above you. We also had a fire place in our last flat, they refused us permission for any type of working fire, so we got a faux stove. The heat, seldom used came from a blow heater under the unit, but was very effective. It sat, with fake flames (there are better available) and gave us a cozy feeling. We were surprised by the number of people who were fooled by it, thinking we had a real stove. I've seen people do candle arrangements, huge round glass vases with either coloured glass stones or a string of lights or even both. I think it all depends on the room's aesthetic, some looked tacky, others looked good. The only real thing that matters, is how it makes you feel. When we finally moved aboard our barge on the Grand Union, we had no fireplace, but we had our working stove and it is cosy, as well as extremely effective, we don't bother using the central heating. We put our fake stove in our daughter's aft cabin, which does get very cold, the heater only needed a couple of minutes on to fully heat the cabin and the fake flames were on pretty much all the time, it made it so cozy. I love that you referred to the Harkles as "couple of berks". I so rarely hear original Cockney Rhyming Slang, when I do, it reminds me of my uncle Charlie, a genuine cockney who worked on the river his whole life and that's all he talked in, river cant and Cockney Rhyming Slang. It also reminds me of my late father, who called everyone a berk when teasing them, until I told him it's Cockney meaning, I wish I hadn't told him in the end. It still echoes around my mind, his brief chuckle followed by "you berk!" I have oft described the Mendacious Montecitans as a pair of berks, safe in the knowledge that most wouldn't know what I was really calling them, and those who did, probably agreed with me. They are indeed a couple of berks. I love your cushions from Camden market. It is a shame that the old antique and bric-a-brack stalls are long gone. The ones along Portobello market, going south towards Notting Hill Gate, on the right hand side have never failed to provide something unique. Some are happy to barter, others not, I'm sure you know them, they are shops rather than stalls. There is one, owned for decades by an Indian gentleman, Sikh if he's still there. It looks like a cheap, tacky so seeking cheap, tacky Indian goods, until you dare to walk into the abyss deep in the back, where the good stuff is. Several shops are worthy of perusal, I'm sure you know that already. My mother always had silk flowers, unless someone bought real ones for her, she got hers from a shop called Shaukat on Brompton Road, maybe Old Brompton Road, towards the Earls Court end. Their flowers were so realistic everyone was fooled, I ended up with some and loved them, but I got most of mine from amazon and they were cheap but realistic. I really do like your open space, cozy as your corner was, we all need room to grow and spread our wings from time to time. I have no doubt you will develop your preferred place to broadcast from, and that you will add and tweak it until you feel it's right. I am just very happy you are back. Forgive the length of this comment, I wanted to give you all the information in case you didnt know and found it useful. Until the next one dear River, take care. ☆

[@poltea9425]

I like to see interesting comments it's wonderful info thank you.

[@CarolFremel-my4hs]

I use silk flowers with real greenery - looks wonderful

[@petrafried196]

My dear departed Dad would ask my griends...."how's your skin and blister?" And I always had to translate for the "Yanks"! LOL I miss my mom and dad. They brought me here from London back in 1961, when it was a luxury experience to fly intercostal! Sorry to go on and on and on!!❤

[@MelbourneOldFashioned]

There I was just now flicking through dreary Aussie telly and you pop up with a new video! How delicious. Settling in with a coffee…this should be fun. Best wishes and fruitiness from Melbourne…and this room looks lovely x

[@dinnerlady1119]

Yes, dreary aussie tv. couldnt agree with u more!

[@twistedsister2568]

You’re up early on a Saturday morning.

[@MelbourneOldFashioned]

@@twistedsister2568 I’m one of the early risers in the fruit basket!

[@ParadiseFound3]

One good thing with Aussie news. We have VB's at happy hour although not very happy news at times.

Congratulations on your new home. Thank you for inviting us along. Wishing you allthe very best River.

[@gailalicea1622]

❤ Dear River, please go on with the chin waging. I absolutely welcome it. And those wilting flowers being like a frost bitten todger made me choke with out loud laughter 😆.Welcome back and Welcome to your beautiful new home. Congradulations, may you have many happy years in it 🥰

[@Bunefoo401]

I know life happens and gets in the way sometimes, but I’m so glad you’re back, even if it’s a temporary background. I’m in US and love all things UK related, so appreciate you’re showing and describing UK antiques, government/monarchy rules and regulations, as well as your sarcastic sense of humor. Big hugs to you❤

[@FairMindedgirl]

You are so right River...they simply are not compelling.

[@TheHappyHippo74]

Welcome back sweetie! You look magnificent as always. This video had me in stitches. I have always enjoyed your truthfulness and blunt nature. Many hugs and well wishes for a splendid 2025. ❤️

[@Footnote56]

Love the new salon and your natural look today❣️

[@paulasajjad4549]

Now when i see wilting flowers will be thinking "frostbitten todger" your sense of humour is perfect

[@bhudd154]

You could fill your fireplace with battery operated candles with timers, set on different levels to create a warm ambiance. My sister did that with hers and it looked beautiful…..

[@ladyporter2851]

Yes! 😊 And, if you put a small framed mirror behind the candles, the effect is even greater 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🪞

[@queenredspecial]

I’m laughing so hard right now about the people not following instructions. 😂 Love you River. I could listen to you talk about anything.

[@MyVictorO]

@@queenredspecial No one gets me to follow instructions.

[@nicholasvoyage5535]

Thank god you have returned!!! You are pure talent!! Like a dear friend!! Someone we must hear from!! You are special! Thank you for sharing your words, analysis, kindness, logic, fashion sense, artistry, humor and boldness!!! I hope you stay. If you need a break to take time for yourself, to heal if necessary, perhaps there is something personal that you need quiet time for yourself and yourself only. Whatever your needs we are here to support you and we can respect your need to quiet time or a break from your channel. Only post of it’s comfortable for you. Do not feel pressured into posting. We will wait for you patiently 💐💐💐🌞🌞🌞⭐️⭐️🌸🌸🌸🌹🌹🌹❤️❤️❤️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@knoxcecilia]

So happy to have you back. The Harkles remain a horrific experience. Trauma counsellors should be a permanent members of staff for any project they embark on

[@lorrainebrady4814]

glad to hear I'm not the only one that screams at the laptop as if it's machines fault. Greetings from Ireland.

[@cherylbrooks7005]

I'm glad you're back and can't wait to watch the transformation as you decorate!

[@grannygranny2989]

Hello from Australia 🇦🇺. So very glad you are back. Love your show. Makes my day. You are such a wonderful presenter and appear to be a wonderful person. May you have an amazing 2025.

[@PixieStirling]

Happy Australia Day 26/1

[@zenobiapalmyra5670]

Hello from Adelaide. Happy Australia Day. 🇦🇺❤

[@MarianneOz]

River, love your face sans makeup (and with). As for narcs and their bullying strategies - I’ve had two make contorted faces at me to show their contempt, the mask slip, whilst they stood behind their partners out of eyesight. Extraordinary.

[@darkharpy13]

My dear River, it's so nice to see a video from you again!

[@dianewray1867]

I just stumbled across your channel yesterday evening River. Absolutely brilliant - one of the very best on YT! Signed, a new fan, x

[@WiseAngelUK]

Dear Daddy , the tax man has taken thousands off me, dear daddy my lawyers have taken more. Dear Daddy they have taken nearly it all and Meghan is coming for the rest. Dear Daddy, I'm rather skint may I come back home please, for some jam and bread?

[@hilaryware4889]

Or jam and dog biscuits?

[@lis819]

Daddy: dear Harry, take your rubber ducky and f/o.

[@KathyWhite-po5dw]

@@lis819Your comment made me LOL! Thank you!❤️

[@LisaLisa-wm7vr]

Hi River. About the droopy roses. It's air bubbles in the stem causing the droopiness. As soon as you see them starting to droop, cut an inch off the bottom of each stem and sit them in boiling water for 5 minutes and return to vase. The boiling water forces out the air bubbles and allows the water to reach the top of the stem. This works for me 95% of the time. I have revived many roses over the years using this method.

[@thecuriouscorgi1348]

Thank you for speaking positively about silk flowers! I have a few arrangements (nothing overboard) but have received criticism for using them! I do buy myself cut roses from time to time as I love to put my nose in a rose when I am stressed, but they never last long. Perhaps too much sniffing!

[@margaretquinn5133]

I used to buy fresh cut flowers 🌸🌹 every week but they never lasted long and are so expensive so now I buy faux flowers, peonies are my favourite 😊.🇬🇧

[@vallee3140]

The thing is, most shop bought Roses, dont have a smell, such a shame, best to grow the heavily perfumed ones and cut your own.

[@betmo]

i don't buy real...dried or silk...i like them 🤷‍♀️

[@marybriars9517]

​@@vallee3140 It is lovely to be able to grow roses and I had a beautiful fragrant rose growing in my front garden. I would watch the buds form and look forward to them opening only to go out and find that someone had cut them and left me stems. It was so annoying that someone could be so selfish to take what I had worked and waited for without at least asking if they could take a rose. I found out that it was a neighbour up the street who liked my roses but couldn't bother growing her own in her own garden. I would happily give flowers from my garden if someone asked . I was glad that my neighbour moved away. I prefer flowers to be in the garden where insects and people can share their beauty.

[@ladybug160]

Hello again my Darling River ❤️ and fellow Basketeers and newcomers 🎉❤🎉 Oh River, you are such a tonic as always ❤ I absolutely love how your beautiful new home is evolving. Thank you SO much, for sharing your journey with us ❤ You were SO, so missed............ Thank you for another fabulous broadcast, and take care, my Dear ❤ Much love from South Africa to you and your lovely Family 💞❤❤

[@zephyrk994]

It's always so wonderful to see a River broadcast ... you always brighten my day

[@Lisa-wu1ld]

The fireplace - I’ve seen people display large pilar candles (on lovely vintage holders) - a nice way to keep the “warm” aesthetic without looking “tacky “ (as you say) 😉

[@marensweet719]

Oh my goodness, River! Your home is simply divine! I genuinely cannot get enough of your pillows and your gorgeous new couch! I absolutely love your attention to detail. Just love, love! Everything is so cozy and inviting. What a fantastic space and thank you so very much again for sharing this with us. Oh how I knew how to pull a room together like you. And the little nook behind you is brilliant too. The vases are so ornate and the paintings, just wow. So stunning. So grateful to have you back! 🥹🫶🏻🙌🏻🍏🍐

[@yomommamack9069]

River, to revive your wilted roses- cut about an inch off the stems. Then place them in the bathtub in about 3 to 4 inches of warm water (the blossoms too). Leave them for about 10 to 20 minutes, pull them out and gently shake the water off. Use 2 hands, one below the blossoms and one at the bottom of the stems. This will keep the blossoms from falling apart. Put them in a vase with clean cold water and they should be fine. When you buy or receive fresh flowers always cut the bottom of the stems off so they can pull water up to the blossoms. Same for Christmas trees, etc. When I cut the stems off I even cut the stem upwards about 1/2 inch to open the stem to the inside for better rehydration. I love your new furnishings.

[@magsstewart5488]

I have what I call my “fauxer place.” Fake flames but a heater. You can have either or both turned on. I find it quite pleasant in the summer to just have the flames when I crave the winter cozy feeling but it’s stifling out. 😊

[@HALee-]

I have one of those. Mine is getting plenty of use of late. US temperatures have been absolutely frigid.

[@elderlypoodle9181]

I’m so very happy you won the painting River!! It was to be yours. ❤️🐩

[@DigitalLazarus]

Hello! Hello! Hello! Love and a smooch from Belsize Park, our River. Hoorah! Putting the kettle on and I shall return directly. 🥰

[@lynndennison8806]

Glad you are back 🎉🎉

[@dee7019]

So very happy you’re back, dear River. Missed you so much! I always wonder if the Harkles know how disliked they are. They don’t seem to realize how obnoxious they are. Zero self awareness.

[@jq4444]

River... roses seal their stems to retain the moisture in the stem. When you buy roses, you need to snip off at least 2-3cm at the bottom of each stem, dip in boiling water and immediately dip in ice water, then add a few drops of bleach to the vase before you fill it up. Only very rarely will you find that roses don't last for at least 2 weeks if it is a top grade cut flower, but even the garden roses last long this way. I have Iceberg bushes in my garden and they make beautiful table decorations because the stems are short and they smell divine. After they have flowered, I harvest the petals and have a petal bath with essential oils then I say thank you to the flowers, but these days I'm also learning how to propagate roses from the fat bottom of the flower. I cannot be without roses and lilies in my home, I buy every two weeks. Real girls have real flowers, my angel. Spoil yourself with orchids or something but never silk flowers.

[@donnayeager2703]

I do what you do, but I was told by my grandmother to put a penny in the water. Roses love the copper...

[@Zzxhing]

I put twinkling Christmas lights on my fireplace grate and then some branches and pinecones over them and it looks spectacular!

[@Dkb522]

Woohoo!!!!!! Hi River, sooo glad you are back! Hell no to anything flaccid!😂

[@donnapalmeri9573]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@katherinebaer6798]

So delighted to have you back dear River! Loving the background of your new digs. Can’t wait to see how you settle in! I personally love my little fake electric fireplace insert. I know it’s a rather sad substitute for the real thing however, it is cheerful and warming on these cold winter nights in Michigan! ❤

[@ririixox]

Love those pieces of art behind you River. Lovely to see you darling 🇬🇧

[@tinalaplaca6638]

it's always good to watch you. it is clear so many come here to hear your stories. you have alot of news to share. tacky you are not, unique maybe. l certainly enjoy

[@sandraboyle5722]

Lovely to see you.. I wonder if a tapestry fire guard would be your cup of tea , if you can’t have a really fire in the open fireplace.. Just a thought, would go with the cushions etc… Another trip to a market……Have fun gathering new bit for your new home..

[@kirs1064]

Great idea 👍

[@CuriousGirl2]

The Vanity Fair article just drips with barely veiled sarcastic shade. Even tho so-called balancing positive aspects are really eviscerating the duo in subtle disguise. It reminds me of very much The Cut article on Markle , and the NY Times piece that totally exposed Elizabeth Holmes just before she reported to prison (deservedly- another fraud who really could have hurt people had she been left to continue) . I love it. Love your work, River.

[@sandradavies7804]

Not altogether. The VF article still threw shade on the RF by talking about "Meg being bullied" and refusing to say "ALLEGED racism", and pointing out that Harry later said, to the absolute disbelief of his interviewer, "Meg never said, that, the British Press said that". The interviewer, when he'd hoisted his jaw back up, should have said "Well, when are you going to return that Kennedy award you got for fighting racism in the RF?"

[@CuriousGirl2]

@@sandradavies7804 well, opinions may vary, but I read it differently...I felt there was deep sarcasm (not really the right word, I admit) in all the comments regarding the 'shoddy treatment' she received from the RF. Much was not sourced, and the duo were the only reporters that 'verified' this abuse. I didn't read it as shade toward the RF at all- rather the article author 'highlighting' the fact that the reports about the RF are unsubstantiated (without actually saying so). Very subtle, but there, to me. In any event, there is no question that the article is very damaging to our lovely couple. Your last sentence ---YES!!! What about that Harry????

[@achillea3147]

Currently visiting London and enjoying the English experience very much. Appreciate your commentary and Englishness very much.

[@MomtoMrOreo]

Rivers commentary is elegant grammer and a bit sarcastic humor. So enjoy.

[@ukisa3rdworld586]

London isn't enjoyable anymore

[@heatherarmour5455]

Hey River, so good to see you back! Being a senior a love your couch! Love antiques. Forget the Harkles, being a Canadian, holy shit, yes being a Canadian, Trump, good God! Scarey for all of us, just can't understand why segments in their country can go against their constitution. I know the corrupt supreme court. Anyway, this Canadian girl, loves that you are back. Forget Meghan and Harry, we are all threatened by Bozo Trump. My advice, keep the faith, think positive. Collectively positively, we will stand strong, and tall. Love you ❤ Heather Armour, British Columbia Canada.

[@lisamarieG8561]

I love the new place...and the golden pear on the mantle! So happy you're back. You cut right through the pile of excrement.

[@agnesvanya2329]

Love your new set, River. About the fireplace, I once had an apartment with a fireplace of absolutely no use -- no electricity and no possibility of burning gas or wood. I stole an idea from a New York apartment decorated for Dustin Hoffman, featured in "Architectural Digest". I lined the interior with mirror panels and then put in a bunch of white/cream candles on various levels. It was really lovely with all of the candles lit. For total fire safety, one could even use those flickering flameless candles. So glad to see you back!

[@genie2174]

Oh how I have missed your sass River. This broadcast was wonderful. Welcome back!

[@dawnceven9343]

Loving the new background! Meghan thinks that she is so clever that if we the commoners question it it’s because we are too simple to understand her genius.

[@rosies.6436]

River, welcome back! I wanted to let you know that I love the color of the walls! 🩵 It looks like a Tiffany blue- beautiful! They say that color is a very soothing, relaxing color to surround yourself with. 😊 Side note- your laugh is most contagious- you crack me up! Thank you😁

[@minniesmomma6374]

Little tip for fresh flowers. Put them in your refrigerator at night. They last a long time like that. Also trim the stalks every now and then and especially when you first bring them home. Love your voice! 😊