Ultra-Cheap Action Figures: Little Wizard, Fight Club

[@TheKrensada]

the text of the message that flashes by at around 5:10 to 5:11says: There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest. You're awesome Ashens. Don't ever change.

[@Robjr83]

Thanks... I'm on mobile and couldn't stop it at the right moment

[@blackjack9612]

youre a hero

[@allangonzalez7891]

whe are proud of you :-)

[@Acorn212]

+TheKrensada god bless you

[@wolfyboy]

+TheKrensada thanks a LOT mate! now i don't have to spend MINUTES on doing that! :D

[@briannihga5349]

When I first saw the title, I didn't see the comma so I read it as "Little Wizard Fight Club" so I just imagined Harry Potter in fight club, beating the shit out of people.

[@andymadden8183]

Someone must make an animation of that. Also, it's called Harmorion according to the description.

[@thomasawylie]

Wtf lmao that's hilarious

[@bobproduction5335]

BAD WORD!!!!!!!!!

[@awesomeii8346]

@@bobproduction5335 first time on the internet?

[@DarkMario2]

I'm glad you liked the Fight Club figures, Ashens! I saw the two left arms and the horrifyingly painted faces, and my first thought was not "this is aweful." but "Ashens would probably like this." Then I bought it and sent it away to the magical land of the UK. Now, I can see, my actions have come full circle. Thank you, Ashens.

[@samholdsworth420]

Well done mate

[@AmishParadise27]

"Let's take a look at Little Wizard's packaging" ~Ashens, 2011

[@theanonymousmrgrape5911]

To me little wizard looks like Arnold from the magic school bus

[@LittlePinchofGinger]

Best hidden message in a video - EVER -

[@grimm_._6108]

Well clearly the story of Little Wizard is a boy paralyzed from the waist down who does janitorial work and has to fend off rats and things with a giant bloody stick.

[@drawingsuperstar252]

He looks like Arnold from The Magic School Bus.

[@chandlerfrantz3140]

That's no fireman, that's goddamn Jihadi John

[@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890]

+Chandler Frantz Jihad my heart and my axe

[@Trunade]

in Australia we have a "$2 shop" where nothing is actually $2, usually about 5 or 6.

[@nautilusinthejungle]

I would burn that fucker down.

[@Shade_tree_garage01]

Jeff The Potato may i have some French Fries and Potato chips?

[@Elder74]

Such misled

[@FallenWolf64]

Here in the states people would be trying to sue them everyday, claiming that it's faults advertisement. Us crazy Americans.

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@FallenWolf64false advertising*

[@moxgirl5]

2:38 "And sort of a face like a startled embryo" hahaha xD

[@trunksrocks1]

Have two different Ashens videos playing at once and it sounds like a room full of people having a conversation.

[@tinoodle383]

is there a limit to how many tabs can be open at once? i think im approaching it.

[@sambob670]

I have a ton open and its hilarious hearing all the gibberish and then the random phrases.

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

MetroidSigma especially when Ashens makes weird noises, silly voices or just moans or screams

[@andrewhunt7328]

5 open. It's like attack of the Ashens clones lol

[@ivan44511]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video. Well done ashen.

[@theprimo100]

As annoying as a reply to a 7 year old comment?

[@ChanceKearns]

As annoying as a reply to an 8 year old comment?

[@hyde_1974]

As annoying as replying to a 9 year old comment?

[@TheSpyCrap]

I spent 2 minutes getting that hidden message...

[@stangboy88]

Took me like 6 minutes. . .

[@pokemonprimed]

stangboy88 It took me like 30 seconds-1 minute

[@stangboy88]

pokemonprimed That is actually kind of impressive! xD .

[@Onyanyanyan]

stangboy88 wow i'm lucky first try know i wonder if anyone cares

[@Spazz6768]

I got it completely by accident when I paused to get a drink.

[@BudderB0y2222]

I cracked up at the fireman toy. He basically just looks like some dude who stuck a ninja mask on, and somehow managed to get hold of a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, and a hatchet :D

[@georgesears934]

12:52 The nightmare is over. The Tekken figures have been found. Praise Cheap-us, the god of tat!

[@cacycay]

wait.... what? who found them and when??

[@WiiMan25]

Where!?

[@georgesears934]

Look up "Ashens Dragon Fighter". I'd post a link but youtube keeps taking them down even when I'm responding to myself.

[@paoloanacletowong6177]

tekken man man tell harada that even bob is far more cuter than he's.he's just an egg-shell when you look at him.

[@kanedamikami7771]

George Sears don't you mean mortal kombat?

[@nolosworld_]

I remember watching your videos as a kid. I was going crazy trying to figure out what your channel name was. Happy I found it again. Sending love from NYC, glad to see you’re still making videos ❤️

[@DarthRushy]

0:15 OMG I LIVE IN ESTONIA AND I HAVE THAT. First the rations and now this. That is so amazing(because here in Estonia, I never have any of the toys-video game consoles that I see presented in these KZbin channels). Always thought of it as blonde Harry Potter. I have no idea where it came from, one year I just had it.

[@cptlorkel1556]

Stuart - 5:11 "There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest."

[@ProtoMario]

Many Ninja's forget what they are!

[@zactheninja]

Ashens, you never cease to amuse me. Thank you

[@CavemanFilms]

You're my favorite British person ever.

[@BoBnfishy]

for the record, 911 is the number to call the police/fire station in the united states, so 911 on the helmet isn't entirely unheard of.

[@secularargument]

Your record is incorrect. 911 is actually for emergency dispatch and emergency services, and services way more than just the US. Fire and Police have separate numbers for their respective services.

[@fatpanda9999]

​@@secularargument cry more

[@faenethlorhalien]

Yeah, the emergency number in the UK is 0118999881999119725 3. It’s understandable he didn’t catch the reference immediately.

[@hippybuddhist]

​@secularargument what was the rush in responding?

[@secularargument]

@@hippybuddhist wrong is wrong, whether in the past or present.

[@Klomster88]

Good one ashens with the secret message. Good one.

[@ZJP]

Ashens, I'm sure it's probably been mentioned before, but in the US and Canada, our emergency number is 911 (similar to the 999 service in the UK) Usually we refer to it as "nine-one-one" and the Sept. 11 attacks as "nine-eleven"

[@Bu33ab3]

That Little Wizard figure is just like a spell that gone terrible wrong and Harry, Hermione an Ron have fused together...

[@Dellaluna13]

Herman "Hermy" Potsley, student wizard of Cystpigg School.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Polyjuice potion gone terribly wrong.

[@geckorus10]

"There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message,only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest" -Ashens 5:11

[@raeishimura]

stand and bang, lol. I nearly died of laughter

[@sidwidle]

Love it when people correctly refer to the weapon as a halberd not as an axe, love you Ashen :) x

[@kiruppert]

"A Gin-Fueled Rage: The Stuart Ashen Story"

[@joachimlarsen2k]

The face like a startled embryo. This is gold.

[@badnewsbruner]

"I don't want to touch these things anymore in case I catch body horror" This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard in the last 5 years.... I damn near shot cheerio milk out of my nose.... I love these action figure vids... mainly because I had so many god awful ones growing up... yay Goodwill!!

[@pacr11397]

LOL! I had that same little wizard toy when I was only about 6 years old! I am 14 now, I can't believe they are still being made!

[@acidhelm]

"Slick reversals cost extra" was the best line I've heard in any KZbin video in weeks. XD

[@Thehairygoat1]

Laughed so hard at ur interpretation of the fireman. Great vid

[@AregGhazaryan]

5:11 There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest. -You're welcome

[@punsrlol]

The broom actually isn't meant for flying. The 'Little Wizard' is a janitor that works on the weekend and loves going to Harry Potter conventions. The name 'Little Wizard' was given to him by his co-workers as he is only three-and-half feet tall and he never removes his wizardly robes.

[@Robotgrandma]

Thanks for the message ashens

[@MystLunarabne]

You're probably one only person who gives these companies any money and yet you make more money than them off these. Well played Ashens, well played.

[@zachmiller9175]

911 is the american emergency number

[@LeftnLost]

Reference to 9 11 the World Trade Center incedent

[@DarthRushy]

+Jonny McLean What? Really?

[@meatshield_]

+Jonny McLean more like the other way around. 9-11 is referencing the phone number (if there really is anything going on and it's not just an unfortuanate coincidence that happened on my best friend's 6th birthday [no clue why I added that last part]). It was a thing long before the Twin Towers incident.

[@bloodrunsclear]

+DarthRushy Yes. The irony was not lost to us...

[@liambowman5247]

+elephantboyq Actually I'm pretty sure it's called that because it happened on September 11th, which in numbers is 9/11.

[@kjw21411]

@ashens Did you get your Vectrex cartridge from France yet? I'm looking forward to seeing it!

[@thrupert]

Ashens is the only channel that make me laugh.

[@RuggedRebelRon]

I like the Fire Rescue review. It is hilarious. Good reviews as always Ashens.

[@LiamBarlow]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out it doesn't actually say anything of interest - this is hidden message - 5:11 ish xD i had to download it and slow it down to see it

[@Pai3000]

This new trend of publishing videos so often really gets me delighted.

[@sporetox]

"Stand and Bang, As well as take it to the ground." What kind of Action figures are these?!

[@ploxioths]

"There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest" I AGREE

[@Savajj_nahold]

Imagine ashens playing with all the toys he brought and making them fight each other to decide which should stay and which should go to the garbage bin

[@TomoAlien]

I couldn't breathe at the part with the Fight Club figure, i was laughing so hard. You could hear the cheapness of the plastic!

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

There is nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find that it says nothing of interest.

[@d33jmeister]

I love how when the fireman is in the packaging it looks like it is trying to cut off its own hand

[@strifefox]

Don't know if it got commented on before, but 911 is emergency call number in the US, or at least it is around where I am. I think that is what the fireman's hat referenced.

[@sHiMmAnIaC]

Thank you for pointing out the fact, but I'm quite sure that, it being Ashens,,he does actually know but is simply making a joke [=

[@Sitking]

Happy 5 year anniversary

[@K4RN4GE911]

Yes, Ashens knows about Robot Unicorn Attack! "Always, I want to be with you..."

[@druffner]

little wizard fight club wow

[@zungam98]

150th video! Congrats Ashens!

[@TimboSlice69420]

"super samurai"s weapons looked like they all been ripped from an early dynasty warriors game

[@Ace_of_Horns]

Lol, when you realize that Ursa Major is the Big Dipper constellation. That just adds to the innuendo XD

[@Kiyoko504]

That Chainsaw thing, looks like the Auto Ax from Fallout 3 DLC The Pitt

[@Boogie_the_cat]

Wizards don't usually have broomsticks. Mickey wizard battled broomsticks. Witches (IRL) used the end of a broomstick to anoint their baby holes with the 'flying salve' that Satan gave to them. I'm sure 'little wizard' might be able to use a broomstick in an analogous manner (pun intended) but I don't think it's something to teach kids. Plus, you can get splinters.

[@brandoncowan9029]

Ashens, 911 is the number we Americans dial on the phone to reach the emergency services (i.e. police and the fire...people). You didn't seem to know that when talking about the fireman figure. Just thought I'd fill you in.

[@lunavixen015]

I'm sure he knows that, but the numbers and stuff on firemens hats and uniforms is usually the engine company and truck number in the US, not the emergency services number.

[@drnkbeer1]

He was actually making a comment about the fact it said 911 aka 9/11 infront of what appeared to be a burning skyscraper. Yeah not great imagery.

[@brandoncowan9029]

***** I know that was what he was talking about. My birthday is 8 days after 9/11 so I am not allowed to forget. It just sounded like he didn't know 911 was the emergency phone number in the US.

[@brandoncowan9029]

lunavixen015 Yeah on the real thing, but kids toys I've seen often have 911 because that is the number kids know, and are being taught, to associate with firemen and what not.

[@lunavixen015]

Brandon Cowan Very true, association through positive reinforcement, factually inaccurate, but reasonable.

[@DABranche]

My eyes lit up when you mentioned Tekken. I love that series

[@priscillafilosofia7348]

Who else paused the video??

[@priscillafilosofia7348]

You are SUCH a fucking loser.

[@priscillafilosofia7348]

Too bad your father failed to wear a condom XD

[@notamuffin]

Priscilla Filosofia He certainly IS a loser, I mean look at him, He's using Emojis on youtube. You can't get anymore stupid then that.

[@WoWdropzone]

ＷＵＢＳＩＮＧＴＯＮＳ You edited, *then* came up with that? Grats!

[@notamuffin]

drop zone k

[@melonman2090]

Ashens, what do you do with all those toys after your videos (bad ones ).

[@lunavixen015]

That first fight club figure has two left forearms

[@divemissile8928]

Not a very good fighter, I imagine.

[@ilackedtheheart]

I spend about a minute trying to read that hidden message. Well played Ashens, well played.

[@TheEye114]

Heh... Bootleg Tekken figures. A "Jin" fueled rage.

[@Raften89]

These are the best videos to watch while drunk.

[@helios5868]

The proper term for that kind of halberd is a "piece of shit".

[@redhotfusion1]

I dont come here for the reviews , I come here for the humor.

[@Kiyoko504]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest. so with that said, who want's their knees caps slapped off.

[@pjgathergood6987]

6:36 - "Jackhammer" Jackson was actually a character in an episode of 'The A-Team'. First season episode 'Pros and Cons' (or for anyone of a certain age, "the one with the trash bags"), a thug in a prison that forementioned A-Team infiltrate, played by ex-boxer Ken Norton. ...Which is nothing but a coincidence. Though they do look similar. Wonder what his card bio is like. ...I wasted my life.

[@gaymansupreme]

It's supposed to be a take on Kimbo Slice, a now deceased internet street fighter and somewhat professional UFC and Boxer.

[@LegoDude2465]

You troll Stuart...

[@PictureProductStudio]

Heck, Ashen's explanation of fireman figure actually makes me want to buy it!

[@ironbot2226]

I PAUSED THE SREEN FOR THAT!!!

[@Chellariat]

For what?

[@ironbot2226]

theres a hidden frame if you pause the video it says something stupid :)

[@bionett9901]

does anyone know what the message said that only showed for like a frame at around 5:08-5:12 ? im just curios

[@channel5980]

My lastname is Gonzalez :(

[@LovezHD]

Holy shit I TOTALLY forgot to subscribe to this channel for over a year! Thank god I remembered today lol

[@Alexxxisonfire10]

Well played with the message. Well played... You're a cruel, cruel individual for making me stress about it xD!

[@alinayossimouse]

"Well one of his arms is on backwards. That's a good start" sent me into a bizarre laughing fit

[@Mohandas.Gandhi]

5:11 says "There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest" Brilliant.

[@joshuaoliverie9801]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Startled Embryo, may favorite punk band ever! :)

[@josef733]

7:43 I started laughing so damn hard.

[@FatGuyBuilds]

what was the flash of text u had at like 5:03

[@Defensive_Wounds]

5:10 was the best bit of the video. :)

[@brendenesguerra1354]

Some Action Figures are Just Obscure Huh? and by the Way at 5:10 Was That a Subliminal Message? It Looked and Felt Very Cryptic! and I Didn't Catch It! What Did it Say? I Wanna Know! #subliminalmessages

[@raylazerman8240]

At 5:11 the black flash says "There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest".

[@bssmain]

lol all that message at around 5:22 totally got me

[@Elladan96]

actually brought a tear to my eye its that funny :')

[@dennisthedarklord9856]

As an American I can confirm we had those “Fight Club” figures as well as the “S.T.O.P. VS S.C.U.M.” In our dollar stores (more specifically Dollar Tree) I think they had those when they stopped carrying official Capcom Megaman figures, oh how I miss those..

[@germanbattleshipbismarck6813]

At first glance I thought the Samurai guy looked like the classic Ninja Gaiden. I loved that Trilogy of Face-Paced Side-Scrollers

[@biggreencheeseburger]

those little wizards came from the works about 8 - 10 years ago. i remember my father buying me them when we went in to look at books.

[@tinkybex]

In the fireman's defence, real Firemen do wear those things under their helmets. Although why a helmet wasn't included is beyond me.

[@randomtravelvideos]

Ashens, I am eating my lunch while watching your video. Thank you.

[@MrDanman1980]

Is there a secret message at 5:11? Right after Ashens sez “kneecaps off”

[@pineapple2048]

There's probably another comment pointing this out, but just for the record, "911" is also the emergency call number here in the States. Other than that, awesome video as always.

[@KOOPTAIN]

04:08 "and got himSMELF a small hatchet" tehehe. Nice vid Ashens =]

[@PiratesRose9098]

I am howling with laughter as I watch! lol :)

[@armandsdamanhoo]

Ashens should make a short adventure flick about the adventures of that homicidal maniac fireman

[@AdamusUmbra]

I admire a man whos trained to not only stand and bang but can also take it to the ground :D

[@ThePKMNCHAMP]

"There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't say anything of interest."