Ultra-Cheap Action Figures: Little Wizard, Fight Club

[@TheKrensada]

the text of the message that flashes by at around 5:10 to 5:11says: There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest. You're awesome Ashens. Don't ever change.

[@Robjr83]

Thanks... I'm on mobile and couldn't stop it at the right moment

[@blackjack9612]

youre a hero

[@allangonzalez7891]

whe are proud of you :-)

[@Acorn212]

+TheKrensada god bless you

[@wolfyboy]

+TheKrensada thanks a LOT mate! now i don't have to spend MINUTES on doing that! :D

[@AmishParadise27]

"Let's take a look at Little Wizard's packaging" ~Ashens, 2011

[@briannihga5349]

When I first saw the title, I didn't see the comma so I read it as "Little Wizard Fight Club" so I just imagined Harry Potter in fight club, beating the shit out of people.

[@andymadden8183]

Someone must make an animation of that. Also, it's called Harmorion according to the description.

[@thomasawylie]

Wtf lmao that's hilarious

[@bobproduction5335]

BAD WORD!!!!!!!!!

[@awesomeii8346]

@@bobproduction5335 first time on the internet?

[@theanonymousmrgrape5911]

To me little wizard looks like Arnold from the magic school bus

[@grimm_._6108]

Well clearly the story of Little Wizard is a boy paralyzed from the waist down who does janitorial work and has to fend off rats and things with a giant bloody stick.

[@drawingsuperstar252]

He looks like Arnold from The Magic School Bus.

[@Trunade]

in Australia we have a "$2 shop" where nothing is actually $2, usually about 5 or 6.

[@nautilusinthejungle]

I would burn that fucker down.

[@Shade_tree_garage01]

Jeff The Potato may i have some French Fries and Potato chips?

[@Elder74]

Such misled

[@fallenwolf3368]

Here in the states people would be trying to sue them everyday, claiming that it's faults advertisement. Us crazy Americans.

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@fallenwolf3368false advertising*

[@DarkMario2]

I'm glad you liked the Fight Club figures, Ashens! I saw the two left arms and the horrifyingly painted faces, and my first thought was not "this is aweful." but "Ashens would probably like this." Then I bought it and sent it away to the magical land of the UK. Now, I can see, my actions have come full circle. Thank you, Ashens.

[@samholdsworth420]

Well done mate

[@trunksrocks1]

Have two different Ashens videos playing at once and it sounds like a room full of people having a conversation.

[@tinoodle383]

is there a limit to how many tabs can be open at once? i think im approaching it.

[@sambob670]

I have a ton open and its hilarious hearing all the gibberish and then the random phrases.

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

MetroidSigma especially when Ashens makes weird noises, silly voices or just moans or screams

[@andrewhunt7328]

5 open. It's like attack of the Ashens clones lol

[@chandlerfrantz3140]

That's no fireman, that's goddamn Jihadi John

[@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890]

+Chandler Frantz Jihad my heart and my axe

[@LittlePinchofGinger]

Best hidden message in a video - EVER -

[@ivan44511]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video. Well done ashen.

[@theprimo100]

As annoying as a reply to a 7 year old comment?

[@ChanceKearns]

As annoying as a reply to an 8 year old comment?

[@hyde_1974]

As annoying as replying to a 9 year old comment?

[@TheSpyCrap]

I spent 2 minutes getting that hidden message...

[@stangboy88]

Took me like 6 minutes. . .

[@pokemonprimed]

stangboy88 It took me like 30 seconds-1 minute

[@stangboy88]

pokemonprimed That is actually kind of impressive! xD .

[@Onyanyanyan]

stangboy88 wow i'm lucky first try know i wonder if anyone cares

[@Spazz6768]

I got it completely by accident when I paused to get a drink.

[@BudderB0y2222]

I cracked up at the fireman toy. He basically just looks like some dude who stuck a ninja mask on, and somehow managed to get hold of a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, and a hatchet :D

[@DarthRushy]

0:15 OMG I LIVE IN ESTONIA AND I HAVE THAT. First the rations and now this. That is so amazing(because here in Estonia, I never have any of the toys-video game consoles that I see presented in these KZbin channels). Always thought of it as blonde Harry Potter. I have no idea where it came from, one year I just had it.

[@moxgirl5]

2:38 "And sort of a face like a startled embryo" hahaha xD

[@Bu33ab3]

That Little Wizard figure is just like a spell that gone terrible wrong and Harry, Hermione an Ron have fused together...

[@Dellaluna13]

Herman "Hermy" Potsley, student wizard of Cystpigg School.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Polyjuice potion gone terribly wrong.

[@georgesears934]

12:52 The nightmare is over. The Tekken figures have been found. Praise Cheap-us, the god of tat!

[@cacycay]

wait.... what? who found them and when??

[@WiiMan25]

Where!?

[@georgesears934]

Look up "Ashens Dragon Fighter". I'd post a link but youtube keeps taking them down even when I'm responding to myself.

[@paoloanacletowong6177]

tekken man man tell harada that even bob is far more cuter than he's.he's just an egg-shell when you look at him.

[@kanedamikami7771]

George Sears don't you mean mortal kombat?

[@ProtoMario]

Many Ninja's forget what they are!

[@kiruppert]

"A Gin-Fueled Rage: The Stuart Ashen Story"

[@cptlorkel1556]

Stuart - 5:11 "There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest."

[@raeishimura]

stand and bang, lol. I nearly died of laughter

[@nolosworld_]

I remember watching your videos as a kid. I was going crazy trying to figure out what your channel name was. Happy I found it again. Sending love from NYC, glad to see you’re still making videos ❤️

[@AregGhazaryan]

5:11 There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest. -You're welcome

[@Ace_of_Horns]

Lol, when you realize that Ursa Major is the Big Dipper constellation. That just adds to the innuendo XD

[@BoBnfishy]

for the record, 911 is the number to call the police/fire station in the united states, so 911 on the helmet isn't entirely unheard of.

[@secularargument]

Your record is incorrect. 911 is actually for emergency dispatch and emergency services, and services way more than just the US. Fire and Police have separate numbers for their respective services.

[@fatpanda9999]

​@@secularargument cry more

[@faenethlorhalien]

Yeah, the emergency number in the UK is 0118999881999119725 3. It’s understandable he didn’t catch the reference immediately.

[@hippybuddhist]

​@secularargument what was the rush in responding?

[@secularargument]

@@hippybuddhist wrong is wrong, whether in the past or present.

[@pacr11397]

LOL! I had that same little wizard toy when I was only about 6 years old! I am 14 now, I can't believe they are still being made!

[@CavemanFilms]

You're my favorite British person ever.

[@badnewsbruner]

"I don't want to touch these things anymore in case I catch body horror" This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard in the last 5 years.... I damn near shot cheerio milk out of my nose.... I love these action figure vids... mainly because I had so many god awful ones growing up... yay Goodwill!!

[@zachmiller9175]

911 is the american emergency number

[@LeftnLost]

Reference to 9 11 the World Trade Center incedent

[@DarthRushy]

+Jonny McLean What? Really?

[@meatshield_]

+Jonny McLean more like the other way around. 9-11 is referencing the phone number (if there really is anything going on and it's not just an unfortuanate coincidence that happened on my best friend's 6th birthday [no clue why I added that last part]). It was a thing long before the Twin Towers incident.

[@bloodrunsclear]

+DarthRushy Yes. The irony was not lost to us...

[@liambowman5247]

+elephantboyq Actually I'm pretty sure it's called that because it happened on September 11th, which in numbers is 9/11.

[@joachimlarsen2k]

The face like a startled embryo. This is gold.

[@Klomster88]

Good one ashens with the secret message. Good one.

[@ZJP]

Ashens, I'm sure it's probably been mentioned before, but in the US and Canada, our emergency number is 911 (similar to the 999 service in the UK) Usually we refer to it as "nine-one-one" and the Sept. 11 attacks as "nine-eleven"

[@Robotgrandma]

Thanks for the message ashens

[@K4RN4GE911]

Yes, Ashens knows about Robot Unicorn Attack! "Always, I want to be with you..."

[@acidhelm]

"Slick reversals cost extra" was the best line I've heard in any KZbin video in weeks. XD

[@punsrlol]

The broom actually isn't meant for flying. The 'Little Wizard' is a janitor that works on the weekend and loves going to Harry Potter conventions. The name 'Little Wizard' was given to him by his co-workers as he is only three-and-half feet tall and he never removes his wizardly robes.

[@sporetox]

"Stand and Bang, As well as take it to the ground." What kind of Action figures are these?!

[@germanbattleshipbismarck6813]

At first glance I thought the Samurai guy looked like the classic Ninja Gaiden. I loved that Trilogy of Face-Paced Side-Scrollers

[@Savajj_nahold]

Imagine ashens playing with all the toys he brought and making them fight each other to decide which should stay and which should go to the garbage bin

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

There is nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find that it says nothing of interest.

[@dennisthedarklord9856]

As an American I can confirm we had those “Fight Club” figures as well as the “S.T.O.P. VS S.C.U.M.” In our dollar stores (more specifically Dollar Tree) I think they had those when they stopped carrying official Capcom Megaman figures, oh how I miss those..

[@Kiyoko504]

That Chainsaw thing, looks like the Auto Ax from Fallout 3 DLC The Pitt

[@Boogie_the_cat]

Wizards don't usually have broomsticks. Mickey wizard battled broomsticks. Witches (IRL) used the end of a broomstick to anoint their baby holes with the 'flying salve' that Satan gave to them. I'm sure 'little wizard' might be able to use a broomstick in an analogous manner (pun intended) but I don't think it's something to teach kids. Plus, you can get splinters.

[@druffner]

little wizard fight club wow

[@d33jmeister]

I love how when the fireman is in the packaging it looks like it is trying to cut off its own hand

[@thrupert]

Ashens is the only channel that make me laugh.

[@kjw21411]

@ashens Did you get your Vectrex cartridge from France yet? I'm looking forward to seeing it!

[@LiamBarlow]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out it doesn't actually say anything of interest - this is hidden message - 5:11 ish xD i had to download it and slow it down to see it

[@zactheninja]

Ashens, you never cease to amuse me. Thank you

[@strifefox]

Don't know if it got commented on before, but 911 is emergency call number in the US, or at least it is around where I am. I think that is what the fireman's hat referenced.

[@sHiMmAnIaC]

Thank you for pointing out the fact, but I'm quite sure that, it being Ashens,,he does actually know but is simply making a joke [=

[@Sitking]

Happy 5 year anniversary

[@sidwidle]

Love it when people correctly refer to the weapon as a halberd not as an axe, love you Ashen :) x

[@TimboSlice69420]

"super samurai"s weapons looked like they all been ripped from an early dynasty warriors game

[@MystLunarabne]

You're probably one only person who gives these companies any money and yet you make more money than them off these. Well played Ashens, well played.

[@helios5868]

The proper term for that kind of halberd is a "piece of shit".

[@TomoAlien]

I couldn't breathe at the part with the Fight Club figure, i was laughing so hard. You could hear the cheapness of the plastic!

[@TheEye114]

Heh... Bootleg Tekken figures. A "Jin" fueled rage.

[@bkzach]

I for one still love the entirely unique and in no way related to or harping on the idea of a popular movie and book franchise wizard character. I think if I gave him a name it would be something like Parry Hotter, that has a nice British ring to it.

[@lunavixen015]

That first fight club figure has two left forearms

[@divemissile8928]

Not a very good fighter, I imagine.

[@geckorus10]

"There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message,only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest" -Ashens 5:11

[@Kiyoko504]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest. so with that said, who want's their knees caps slapped off.

[@biggreencheeseburger]

those little wizards came from the works about 8 - 10 years ago. i remember my father buying me them when we went in to look at books.

[@priscillafilosofia7348]

Who else paused the video??

[@priscillafilosofia7348]

You are SUCH a fucking loser.

[@priscillafilosofia7348]

Too bad your father failed to wear a condom XD

[@notamuffin]

Priscilla Filosofia He certainly IS a loser, I mean look at him, He's using Emojis on youtube. You can't get anymore stupid then that.

[@WoWdropzone]

ＷＵＢＳＩＮＧＴＯＮＳ You edited, *then* came up with that? Grats!

[@notamuffin]

drop zone k

[@ploxioths]

"There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest" I AGREE

[@Pai3000]

This new trend of publishing videos so often really gets me delighted.

[@LegoDude2465]

You troll Stuart...

[@foxerboxer2123]

It must be a paint brush and a normal wand because he's LITTLE wizard.

[@brandoncowan9029]

Ashens, 911 is the number we Americans dial on the phone to reach the emergency services (i.e. police and the fire...people). You didn't seem to know that when talking about the fireman figure. Just thought I'd fill you in.

[@lunavixen015]

I'm sure he knows that, but the numbers and stuff on firemens hats and uniforms is usually the engine company and truck number in the US, not the emergency services number.

[@drnkbeer1]

He was actually making a comment about the fact it said 911 aka 9/11 infront of what appeared to be a burning skyscraper. Yeah not great imagery.

[@brandoncowan9029]

***** I know that was what he was talking about. My birthday is 8 days after 9/11 so I am not allowed to forget. It just sounded like he didn't know 911 was the emergency phone number in the US.

[@brandoncowan9029]

lunavixen015 Yeah on the real thing, but kids toys I've seen often have 911 because that is the number kids know, and are being taught, to associate with firemen and what not.

[@lunavixen015]

Brandon Cowan Very true, association through positive reinforcement, factually inaccurate, but reasonable.

[@MegaAstroFan18]

That bit about 911, I can't believe nobody else has caught him on that. Ashens: 911 is the emergency number in Canada and the USA. Yes, the emergency number is different in different spots on the planet.

[@tommythexton7833]

He is taking about 9,11 you Idiot

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Tommy Thexton Seven months without a stupid response and I finally get one. He says a line about 911 being "not something you want to be referencing", and yes is referring to 9/11. But that's not what the numbers are meaning on that package. They of course mean 911, the emergency number in Canada and the USA.

[@tommythexton7833]

MegaAstroFan18 prick

[@MegaAstroFan18]

Tommy Thexton You're not making yourself seem very intelligent.

[@tommythexton7833]

MegaAstroFan18 why

[@ironbot2226]

I PAUSED THE SREEN FOR THAT!!!

[@Chellariat]

For what?

[@ironbot2226]

theres a hidden frame if you pause the video it says something stupid :)

[@joshuaoliverie9801]

There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest

[@channel5980]

My lastname is Gonzalez :(

[@LovezHD]

Holy shit I TOTALLY forgot to subscribe to this channel for over a year! Thank god I remembered today lol

[@Thehairygoat1]

Laughed so hard at ur interpretation of the fireman. Great vid

[@PictureProductStudio]

Heck, Ashen's explanation of fireman figure actually makes me want to buy it!

[@pjgathergood6987]

6:36 - "Jackhammer" Jackson was actually a character in an episode of 'The A-Team'. First season episode 'Pros and Cons' (or for anyone of a certain age, "the one with the trash bags"), a thug in a prison that forementioned A-Team infiltrate, played by ex-boxer Ken Norton. ...Which is nothing but a coincidence. Though they do look similar. Wonder what his card bio is like. ...I wasted my life.

[@gaymansupreme]

It's supposed to be a take on Kimbo Slice, a now deceased internet street fighter and somewhat professional UFC and Boxer.

[@kwillpen]

I freaking knew that was how the word balaclava was pronounced. I used to have a friend who would correct me incorrectly whenever I said it that way. She would get snotty and say it like the dessert.

[@Synonymous277]

"18-2-1, I haven't got that record, what band is that by?" I wet myself laughing at that

[@ArchangelExile]

4:08 Ashens: Got himsmelf...

[@bssmain]

lol all that message at around 5:22 totally got me

[@alinayossimouse]

"Well one of his arms is on backwards. That's a good start" sent me into a bizarre laughing fit

[@tinkybex]

In the fireman's defence, real Firemen do wear those things under their helmets. Although why a helmet wasn't included is beyond me.

[@armandsdamanhoo]

Ashens should make a short adventure flick about the adventures of that homicidal maniac fireman

[@skakid0]

In the factory that day... " Oi tony, we got no right arms left!" " that's alright just stick a left on, no one will notice at all"

[@spacman53]

So i was in town and i thought i might look in the 99p store to remind me of ashens. So i had i wonder and then i saw them. The last of them boobees. I bought them straight away and had to try and rip into them with my teeth to try them and i did. Now all i can say is ashens you are a brave man for trying all the flavours. :)

[@Mohandas.Gandhi]

5:11 says "There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest" Brilliant.

[@DABranche]

My eyes lit up when you mentioned Tekken. I love that series

[@derangedband]

When i was a kid i always wanted the Yoshimitsu figure you are on about. i saw it on ebay for a stupid price and it looks too cheap to justify the cost but i was always a big fan of that character when i was a kid :)

[@Daweasaurus]

Damnit Ashens, why did you put that message! Oh well, at least I got it on the second try.

[@ThePKMNCHAMP]

"There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't say anything of interest."

[@TyrantRex22]

"Slick Reversal costs extra." ~ Stuart Ashen

[@matiasmakinen6689]

The fight club thing was my favourite part. Still laughing at that ability to bang..

[@zungam98]

150th video! Congrats Ashens!

[@raylazerman8240]

At 5:11 the black flash says "There's nothing more annoying than carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't actually say anything of interest".

[@briannakubiwood6595]

Gestalt!? Having horrible flashbacks to when I was a DM and my players found out about the gestalt class combinations x.X

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Startled Embryo, may favorite punk band ever! :)

[@fuertesara]

"Theres nothing more annoying than pausing a video to read a hidden message, only to find out that it doesn't say anything of interest." LOL.

[@randomtravelvideos]

Ashens, I am eating my lunch while watching your video. Thank you.

[@yung_broccolini]

lol i love how ashens said mustache, "moostache" :D

[@finalfreak17]

"there is nothing more annoying then carefully pausing a video to read a hidden message,only to find out that it doesnt say anything of interest" is what the message that pops up at 5:11 say

[@CancerBear]

LISTIN AT 0.5 LOL HES DRUNK ASF IM DIEING