ULTRAKILL: Full Game P% in

[@Hakita]

This is pretty much exactly what I hoped ULTRAKILL speedruns would look like

[@turkishcockroach12]

ultrakill, the best dopamine generator known to mankind

[@oddfin4439]

Well, You got what you hoped for.

[@dhrumildave4221]

Yeah I mean the Limbo doors opening quickly when V1 flies at Mach 7 did it for speedrunners. Love TWLR from 7-1 :)

[@Heynow-yz7jh]

You should check out vendetta too, he’s a great speedrunner with a similarly great music taste. He’s a multi WR holder as well.

[@illusionsofnothing]

Thank you and thanks to real guy please add more mechanics to make ability to go faster. Help us go so fast we break the game, break the speed of light, go back in time. FUQ IT!

[@originalwafina]

I can't stop drinking oil. I can't stop drinking oil. I just can't stop! I can't stop drinking crude oil. You know, the black stuff? That comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it. I just can't! It's tantalizing! It's addicting! It is... a delicacy. I love it. I can't stop drinking oil. Crude oil! I can't stop guzzling it! Gulping it down! I can't stop drinking crude oi

[@Entity_glitch]

Yummers

[@Fuggincreature]

How tf is a diesel engine using the internet?

[@elitegamerx5236]

bro is optimus prime

[@mrblakeboy1420]

are you that one goth girl that looks like a mobile game

[@gr3ekk417]

i love when Gabriel in 6-2 screams "IS THAT THE BEST U'VE GOT" and fucking dies 😭

[@gamesrodri8035]

“IS THAT THE BEST YOU’VE GOT-“ *gets fucking obliberated*

[@everynameiwantistaken]

I can confirm that that was NOT the best he got.

[@gr3ekk417]

@@everynameiwantistaken frfr

[@IcedManx-pq5ke]

or in 4-2 he just nukes the incerectionist just it is i the strongest enemy wait why do you have gu- dies

[@xonty5227]

"IS THAT THE BEST YOU GO- oh oh uh oh hello uh my fault I'll leave"

[@vivyaann]

This reminds me of a story. So, stop me if you've heard this; RealGuy was walking down the street, right? And he came across a Vivyan. The Vivyan asked RealGuy, "can I have your autograph?". You know what Realguy said? "Only if I can have yours." Can you honestly believe GenZ is trying to cancel RealGuy after this?

[@hutiiiii.]

Would u rather fork an autograph or eat realguy bacon, but get this. Realguy isnt realguy and now you work a night shift at real guys burgeria and theres a realguy realguy there that bacons on its own and fork

[@Simply01]

Ill have to disagree. Everyone is aware that everytime that happens. Hear me out now. But u dont even real eyes that its all about that. Usually I. Disturbing the peace or smth like that 💔💔

[@firefree5282]

@@Simply01what is this

[@Simply01]

@@firefree5282 @Simply01 what is this

[@omaki82036]

@@hutiiiii. im gonna find you

[@fastboy32]

The most insane thing about this is that this can be optimized even more you speedrunners are insane bro

[@bigolnoob5491]

The difference to speedruns like ULTRAKILL Any% or V2 Any%/P% is that runs like these are way longer and gracious goodness I could NEVER imagine that level and endurance consistently across multiple levels, which is where he'll flop sometimes absolutely makes such runs for me.

[@krispork]

3:19 Imagine spawning as a husk, seeing a blue robot fly past u at 40+ mph, hearing a rocket approaching u from behind then everything suddenly cutting to black

[@vendyy_]

game full guy real% awesome run

[@plant3s]

hey man just wanted to say that you are no less real than the guy is, although he's pretty real, and I love your runs, wish to see more if you're planning any in the future

[@maemaemayday]

ive watched all of your p% runs and as many as i could find from other runners so honestly this run dropping is Such good food for me. cant get enough of this category, i dont speedrun too much but yall inspire me to try out this category sometime

[@daveinthemicrowave]

God I love that Ultrakill basically has no skill ceiling. The sheer skill required for this and still so many mistakes, really shows how horrendously difficult it is to pull off these strats back to back.

[@NeverSnows]

27:50 gotta love those small strokes we have randomly.

[@dhrumildave4221]

Ayo it's NNN

[@NotZaph2]

@@dhrumildave4221No N-word November

[@RTRTM_]

​@@dhrumildave4221nonstop stroking it november

[@bookwyrm1885]

This kind of stuff is so funny to imagine in-universe. Like, V1 enters Hell and within 30 minutes they've killed half its inhabitants and defeated Gabriel twice and made it down to Violence. They really should chill a little lol.

[@diggyrobinson5859]

all of act 2 takes less than a day canonically

[@supersain2349]

your muscle memory did you dirty on 1-3 with the soap thing near the start

[@gama3040]

4:29 "killing hideous mass until i stop looking like one"

[@c0n22]

25:57 "Machine, I know you come to me"

[@KitsuneGB-hc9zb]

I’m sure many Ultrakill players do.

[@simonsvinyl]

NO WAY YOU JUST BEAT VENDETTA, BRAVO MAN

[@boristheorange]

Vendetta dipped fsr lel

[@checknical]

This is the only way vendettas run could have been beaten, the only way it should have been beaten. Not some triumphant culmination of time save after months of optimization. Just a half asleep RealGuy screaming in a discord call. god I love this game.

[@americanyoutubeenjoyer]

bro does this shit while listening to calming beats

[@xonty5227]

The slowest thing about this man is his loading screen

[@gundamenjoyer217]

These husks really be saying stuff like “I got my whole afterlife ahead of me” no you don’t, the +ULTRARICOSHOT X4 is coming

[@TruxySSJ]

you don't know how tense I was looking at the timer in 2-2, thinking you weren't gonna make it for the challenge

[@dhrumildave4221]

Ah yes, the way this challenge will be required to execute in UKMD

[@mogaku776]

24:40 That pierce coin is so fucking cinematic

[@hopper8514]

The best part of speedruns with heart rate trackers is watching it go up when you make a mistake 22:54 bookmark

[@crow2596]

i swear the music just lines up with the gameplay at certain parts and its so satisfying 8:09 - 8:43 25:16 - 25:33 26:23 - 27:13 32:23 - 32:48

[@dhrumildave4221]

Thanks

[@HellnawNaw-zq2jx]

My man got a WR in a voice call at 11pm. Truly a legend.

[@capy684]

2:04 bro you cooked so hard you burned the entire street with that one

[@hvsm7893]

23:09 "ok lets go" "wait what the fuck"

[@Antidisestablismentarianism]

I was thinking of making a short video of *Vendetta's sub 30 min FG P% time with the title "The last Sub 30" about how that with more levels coming the time couldn't be expected to stay that low. Glad I didn't make it though cause that idea is out of date with this Video! Well done!

[@Wild-Goober]

The most impressive part of this isn’t the gameplay, but the fact it can be improved.

[@8bitraee]

No words, just amazing

[@symmetricfivefold]

bait used to be believ- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A SUB 30

[@Gmoray]

Finally, someone to dethrone Vendetta after 5 months

[@zitoenzitoLOL]

its crazy how you literally beat my cheated records with ultrafunguns AND P RANK LMAO YOUR THE BEST

[@SingeStheos]

7:47 that's one way to kill an enemy quickly, i guess

[@Xenon-wb4xf]

man has ultra'ed the kill

[@Neodx2]

This is strangely therapeutic

[@zaferosmogos]

These videos are satisfying, keep doing this!

[@dhrumildave4221]

3:16 man how did you kill em all without even looking 😭 you all have some different version of ultrakill I swear 6:53 That blast on the wall looked like a giant maurice at a far distance to me 11:54 "Machine. Turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind." (Whoops. sorry about that) "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" "Ughh - Gyahh - Enough!" *Dies* "May your days be many and your days few" (speedrunner waits patiently for Gabe to finish his dialogue since the stopwatch is paused) Hello

[@raizors1331]

The power of insta-kill tech

[@Diego91940]

I believe the instakill tech is with red rocket explosions, lots of split coins and blasts from the knuckleblaster

[@THR-1000]

'we have 30 minutes until we, leave, prepare (thyself?)'

[@AttackJack33]

Cant stop the V Tra1n

[@xanderpettit3296]

I saw the time in the title and I was like “ok 29 hours to p rank everything must be a commentary video” oh how I was mistaken

[@crazyasian7945]

Shit is so clean

[@Permafrost_warthunder]

Insane routing, awesome run

[@potatoandrew_]

23:20 i feel that heartrate man

[@Kuzimun]

the fist level looks so clean

[@ACriticNamedAsher]

holy shit, congrats guy

[@Endie7274]

Sucks so many mistakes happened, hope you manage to break more time in your future runs!

[@melifaro9917]

thats the reality of p% fullgame, this category is a bit difficult lo

[@Endie7274]

@melifaro9917 ik, but the fact so many happened by literal seconds is sucky. Especially the one in 5-3 near the end.

[@Sir_Frieden]

This man, right here, is a fucking wizard.

[@Nichoma]

Insane run, congrats

[@rasinroleroblox5600]

why was your heartbeat so god damn high for the entire time

[@bruhmoment5203]

It's almost as if doing those speedruns is stressful as hell, jee.

[@okEanra]

watched Live it'''

[@Sklider97Youtube]

This guy deserves more subs like for real

[@appakling]

this GOAT is back again

[@Crestt_7]

Lore accurate V1

[@TRD6932]

I felt that backtrack to the cerb at 5-3 😔

[@ghastly_gengar]

my goat isn't washed...

[@Retarded_Ape]

Clean your goat nerd

[@Comically_Large_Watermelon]

VENDETTA HAS BEEN DETHRONED!

[@kristapskrumins5676]

This isn't completely incomprehensible to me, I understand everything that is going on here, I've played this game too much.

[@wormsley]

theres a concerning lack of lenient in this run..

[@ay0_thepizzahere]

congratu-fucking-lations dude, god damn

[@Onvil_]

nutty real guy be bustin

[@Strange_Traveller]

Man woke up and decided to set a world record 😭

[@amynanel]

GG DUDE unreal

[@Wild-Goober]

0:17 why this kinda on beat tho

[@boxtheplatypus1060]

Lore accurate V1

[@fridging]

GOATGUY GOAT RUN?!?!?!?!

[@nyanfish1]

Why is this supposedly "real" guy starting to look like a goat 🤔

[@pureyaa]

making history

[@David111IsHere]

Guess he didn't die from a heart attack GG GG (GoodGame GoatGuy)

[@gama3040]

for the sake of jesus christ brother im sorry for playing ultrakill

[@jak5878]

27:48 hurt to watch

[@ILoveAerowalk]

This guy is real

[@Leggenda007]

Deam bro you really wanna break the fucking game (i love see the heart during the game)

[@thefishybandit]

Real Guy, Realize, Real sub 30s

[@stfubtw1337]

that 7-1 was really painful

[@stfubtw1337]

still faster than my pb tho lol

[@Darkn]

goated

[@gernanite911]

i was so dissappointed when he hit that wall in the beginning of 1-1

[@goingbozo]

holy moly

[@literaldoorknob]

MFW P-Ranking the whole game is done faster than my first play-through of 7-1:

[@gamesrodri8035]

I’m sorry for ever touching ultrakill

[@VTuberDestrisOfficial]

My toxic trait is seeing this world record speedrun and thinking I could do better (I probably can’t)

[@wul5211]

goat

[@toasteroven7683]

27:48 HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA KJSGH:LAKG

[@lemon4378]

speedrunners are insane

[@gekinatracksuit9710]

this video hurts my fingers, wrist, and keyboard

[@Devilhunter__]

oh my gyatt

[@TeoSupreme152]

5:18 I've heard that sound effect in game before, is it like an ultra rare RNG kinda thing?

[@okEanra]

nah thats just the sound of the cerb and whiplash during slowdown i dont believe theres any rare sounds in the game

[@puff6923]

honestly my heart rate would also be 140 if i got wr for ultrakill

[@Spextrum1]

So in any% i kind of know what their doing and what’s happening but in this all i can think is “what killed them???????”

[@Lavrov.20]

Bravo

[@search_lurk_destroy]

When hell is full

[@pietrolinguini575]

i think this is the most real real to ever real

[@AxelGame]

RealGuy? more like, it's RealGangsta how you beat that time, dawg

[@rubyace7058]

what was that parry on 11:18

[@yuukio6540]

what the hell did i just watch? P ranked every level and i still don't get this.

[@plant3s]

you are so real for this, guy

[@plant3s]

genuinely was waiting for this run, so glad to see it

[@kowol1865]

27:48 😭😭😭😭😭

[@bagel012]

Canon v1

[@RedBloxStudios]

My jaw was open for the entire half hour

[@Sebastian-cj5ot]

I consider myself a good ultrakill player *watches this and realize this is average gameplay* I consider myself a mediocre ultrakill player

[@slavapotter374]

where I can get playlist?

[@arthurcastagnasperandio223]

why my v1 cant do this?