Ultrakill - Sisyphus Prime #7 (Violent Difficulty, Parry Only, No Damage & No HUD)

[@applejuice281]

Least sweaty ULTRAKILL player:

[@theautisticbeaver4885]

I still don’t know what’s happening when I’m looking at gameplay of this

[@DeathDragon1730]

To quote the scout, i’m running circles around you!

[@dhrumildave4221]

Why is that when I watch such gameplay of pros on KZbin, Sissy feels like a stray on Harmless. But when I fight him after just a minth of leaving the game, Sissy feels like a Cerebrus on Brutal. He always does the move I don't expect and sends me flying like Minos, his hitbox feels weird to parry when he is very close, and if I try to react too quickly to his moves it feels as if he delays them to confuse me. Love you sissy.

[@N_O_B_O_v1]

god dammit general stop bullying this poor (prime) soul

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Never.

[@Redcloth8alsoimgoku]

@@thegoodgeneral1174mean while Minos is finally chilling in the afterlife watching Sisyphus getting bullied by a bunch of people

[@pyrowithoutgoggles1610]

His crotch must really hurt now...

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

I bet it does.

[@FM_MC]

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[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Where do you find these copypastas?

[@FM_MC]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 it's not a copypasta I stole it from Wikipedia

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@FM_MC ah, makes sense.

[@thereisnoacounthere489]

Now do it without parries, no damage, blue arm only, violent difficulty, no hud.

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

You have a deal.

[@JRtle]

I would kill for someone to make a melee gameplay a thing

[@cheeseknight7841]

Thanks for doing a no hit

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

No problem.

[@Evie1273]

this baffles me

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

In what way?

[@Evie1273]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 that people can do this

[@IdkWhatToWrite1945]

@@Evie1273 same

[@Panowiec]

Tbh if p-2 would be only sisyphus it would be easy to P rank, but the mindfliers, i hate them.

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Yes. Just….yes.

[@YoursTrulyGarbage]

The fact it took 4:20m int total is the cherry on top.

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Damn you're right.

[@MikeHunt-n1w]

im having some trouble with him because of my sliding, any tips for that? also is ctrl a good key for sliding?

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@MikeHunt-n1w what attacks specifically are difficult in regards to sliding? Also yes ctrl is the best key for sliding.

[@MikeHunt-n1w]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 The attack that i find difficult is when he says DESTROY or BE gone (also i beat sisyphus rn thanks for the help but i need to know these so i can p rank it)

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@MikeHunt-n1w I would recommend circling around Sisyphus at most times in order to be ready for Be Gone and either parry and then dodge or to just dodge it. As for Destroy, try and dodge to the left or right and then either dash in for a parry or don’t. After that you just need to wait for a second to trick the explosion to spawn where you were standing before using a dash to gain momentum on a slide and slide backwards, although you have to be ready for an immediate followup in Phase 2.

[@MikeHunt-n1w]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 Thanks!

[@ar4ibon210]

Dude help me plz, i just can't beat Sisyphus nohit fist only. I am doing everything as you do on a video and as you wrote in you guide, but it doesn't work. I am dashing to the side right after "be gone"/ "round kick" / "overhead punch" parry, but I take damage in any case. I don't know what I am doing wrong. I've tried different angles to peform side dash, I've tried different timing, but it is always 50 - 50. I mean i can not do that in 100 percent of cases, and that means that i can't do it nohit. I've been trying that all night long, and still have no idea what I am doing wrong. There are no problems with the others attacks.

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Do you think that you could record an attempt and post it? It’s been a while since I’ve played Ultrakill but I think I’d find it easier to solve any problems that way.

[@hasnatanwar1267]

man i love cheese

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@hasnatanwar1267 cheese?

[@hasnatanwar1267]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 yes, cheese

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@hasnatanwar1267 top 100,000 cheese?

[@hasnatanwar1267]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 Like raw or on like a grilled cheese or Mac and cheese?

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@hasnatanwar1267 hmmm, I’m not sure.

[@H000d4]

i called it ppsyphus run%

[@FuzzyPicture]

Whats the trick to getting him to land far away from you so often instead right on you?

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

I’m pretty sure it’s just rng.

[@FuzzyPicture]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 ah i see. is that why you spin your view around during "you cant escape"? to mess with the rng and make it guess wrong more easily?

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@FuzzyPictureit’s more so to keep track of him at all times.

[@probablysnic]

w-wh-whiplash only when?

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@probablysnic never.

[@probablysnic]

@thegoodgeneral1174 good lmao

[@_H_aruu96]

Could i ask for a request of you facing Sisyphus Prime where its a battle of attrition?... i don't know how to explain it but uhh just prolong the fight until you feel like you're getting bored.(Something about his battle quotes is really tickling my fancy)

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

I could make a video seeing how long I can survive for without dying, although I have done a screwdriver only run that lasted 8 minutes, but I’ll give it go.

[@_H_aruu96]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 Yeas the screwdriver one was the closest thing to what im after but yeah maybe a no parry survival type of shtick

[@_H_aruu96]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 My brain just expanded and i have something to share on how to make the fight longer! You may only attack him AFTER Nice Try is triggered

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@_H_aruu96oh lord. I can give that a go.

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@_H_aruu96 okay turns out he stops doing "Nice try" after he gets to 20% of his Phase 2 health, took me a 18 minute attempt of Knuckleblaster only attrition just to find that out.

[@aroenx1418]

Is it possible to learn this power

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Yes, just bully him for months on end.

[@aroenx1418]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 can p rank p1 easily but sisyphus dear god cant even beat him on D consistently

[@hexxedude]

weakest ultrakill player

[@Original_Flesh_Panopticon]

Hey, i just did this recently :D

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Nice, congratulations.

[@frozenking2474]

Now p rank this

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

Uhhh, no.

[@Russo_Von_Carnificia]

Parry only 💀Damageless 💀 Hud Off 💀

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

I’m not a masochist.

[@Russo_Von_Carnificia]

@@thegoodgeneral1174 but you will

[@thegoodgeneral1174]

@@Russo_Von_Carnificia No I literally cannot P Rank it under those restrictions.