unboxing more stolen USPS supplies

[@CriticoolHit]

That child is going to say WILD stuff when it can finally speak lol.

[@ceasar9460]

"it"

[@Monstufpud]

Potatoes first words "I drink because of you"

[@VoltisArt]

@@ceasar9460 we are all "it", if you really think about ... ...it. I'm certainly not a verb, adjective, or interjection. I'm a noun. Nouns are all "its".

[@rqb6731]

@@ceasar9460 well its not self aware yet, maybe that makes a difference in the definition idk🤷

[@silverXnoise]

⁠@@ceasar9460 “git” | _noun_ | _British informal, derogatory_ An unpleasant, or contemptible person: _That mean old git_ | _What a warped, twisted little git_

[@roadsidegarage69]

Will is an amazing role model for Potato, she's already emotionally attached to a crackpipe and Coors light

[@IoriTatsuguchi]

And hates Bible

[@HoldenTheAFK]

And drinks from a toilet

[@maolcogi]

also knives, and contains cremated remains.

[@alexrogers777]

All I'm hearing is that Potato is going to be incredibly based

[@ShiinaShy]

i am dying

[@grandadmiralprawn3246]

Potato wallking off into the sunset, absolutely drenched in Coors Light, clutching a crackpipe, a roll of cremated remains stickers, and a plan to change the world.

[@NamelessMoreOne]

Potato also rejected the Holy Bible (Keychain) in favor of the straw (Crackpipe).

[@GoxSilly]

She’s going to run this country one day and I’ll very upset 34 years from now if she doesn’t 😡

[@ADVscout]

imagine being potato and finding this video as an adult... dad WHAT THE FUCK

[@ReverendTed]

Imagine being Potato as a teen and your _friends_ find this video.

[@mykidsfuture5582]

I REMEMBER the NUDIST COLONY my parents thought was impossible for me to have… jus sayin.

[@VoltisArt]

She'll certainly be aware of this stuff long before adulthood....and it won't take that long for those words or very very similar ones to be spoken. Five years tops, in that household.

[@mykidsfuture5582]

@@VoltisArt yup. Verified. This dad has a nasty genX potty mouth and I did my kids NO favors. *LIFE EXPERIENCE*

[@gunther2698]

I'd be honored and proud of him

[@lordsali256]

In 20 years Potato will be opening packages on KZbin to support her disabled father who will be injured in the TRS-80 accessory avalanche of 2028. No TRS-80s were found.

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

20 years later potato will still be covered in Coors light with his mini-bible and “straw”

[@polandull]

lmfao

[@veravye]

@7:38 Heartwarming: Father waves North Korean flag while daughter eats Amazon crack pipe everything about that frame is so chaotic lmfao

[@nei3-o5l]

I'm glad this show is keeping traditional American values like crack smoking and North Korean nationalism alive

[@DTKloves8]

Also starting his toddler with something easy like coors, true patriot.

[@iamdb1990]

I love the Potato show ft. William Osman

[@woodchopinbeekeeper929]

Standing on a chair playing with a knife....oh Willie boy....

[@merreborn]

Welcome to the Potato Osman 2 youtube channel

[@VoltisArt]

@@woodchopinbeekeeper929 the beginning of the video was nothing, compared to the end. lol

[@boekster7108]

8:18 William I hope you realize you are about to get dozens of DVD players in the mail

[@ThatDumbMoth]

considering how much TRS-80 material he's getting and the utter lack of TRS-80's, no, he is not.

[@TommyAgramonSeth]

​@@ThatDumbMothYeah, I expect more DVDs

[@PervoMarek]

*dozens of accessories for an obscure DVD player from the 80s

[@benja_mint]

Too bad we can't get him a DVD drive for a trs-80

[@podpolia]

Somewhere right now there is an army of nerds designing, building, and producing a DVD expansion card and player for the TRS-80 he doesn't have.

[@VoltisArt]

I love that the "o" in BoNDAGE is lowered to match the McMASTER "c". Chef's kiss for the designer who added that perfect touch.

[@derpyfish0179]

I wanna know where I can get one🤣

[@worawatli8952]

I can imagine they adding that section in their website on April 1st, engineers approved bondage gears.

[@SomeoneNone123]

​@@derpyfish0179From William Osman. 😄

[@trevorc3063]

@@derpyfish0179 Nah legit I spent like 30 seconds googling it to no avail

[@whosawotnow]

Potato totally thought that straw was a magic wand.

[@bnice1374]

That's just the residual crack doing it's thing.

[@sofakingwetodedd]

If you add the magic ingredients it totally is

[@Dobry69]

She was right

[@Drakith90]

Hey he handed her an ancient mistranslated tome with it so can hardly blame her!

[@silverXnoise]

Will accidentally included it, but him and Kevin really go through the glassware.

[@PorkShark]

I sent the cremated remains stickers, look forward to more CAUTION HEAVY Over 35 lbs stickers for when your baby turns 5

[@Cnzxco]

aint no way send 100s of them

[@chuckle5253]

Hero

[@Novastrous]

Amazing

[@AudraK]

You are a blessing. The best gift he has ever received. Please continue sending stickers. The clip of potato with the cremated remains sticker on her back a few videos ago had me cackling

[@limabees]

I unironically really love how Potato barely reacts when William yells. She knows he's just playing and that she's safe

[@milklea]

i thought this same thing! he's such a good loving dad

[@camlindsay.13]

0:38 Quiet down Will, I can't hear Potato

[@devincheeseman3867]

Beer, knives, and crack pipes. everything a growing baby needs

[@pickpickpickpickpickpick]

He doesn't have a dvd player.... you all know what to do

[@thezx5795]

Send him individual parts of an all digital PS5?

[@imperfectionist2575]

On it. Plenty of manuals for and pictures of DVD players incoming.

[@StaYUTI420]

@@thezx5795 Don't forget the user manual and a warranty card. Those are invaluable!

[@bradleylauterbach7920]

Everything for an original ps5 but without the laser for the disk drive​@@thezx5795

[@RoseLexThorne]

Ready the LaserDiscs for packaging?

[@jannecapelle_art]

the absolute certainty with which potato went for that coors light is hilarious

[@zenmark42]

Potato knows what's up, grabbing the crack pipe and beer but fuck that bible.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

I love how she has the option of a wallet and a knife and she chose the knife. Looks like caretaker but acts like William

[@_the_alexizer_04]

someone call cps and get this man another child to raise. this is some omega brain parenting

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

Let’s go William!!!!!

[@tango_doggy]

wow.. early

[@SniffMyYogurtCup]

Let's go Michael!!!!!

[@the.other.ian.]

The man, the legend

[@SMACKsumHOES]

Big ups to you MichaelSuperbacker

[@BorealBlizzard]

WOOOOOOO

[@pickpickpickpickpickpick]

Finally we know what camera man john really looks like. I'm so glad he's back.

[@Deja117]

So you've not seen his Twitch streams from all those years ago then?

[@Drakith90]

@@Deja117 It's a joke.

[@Deja117]

@@Drakith90 r/whoosh. I know goober. But damn does that man have a nice voice.

[@mgn567]

3:57 I'd stick the "for rectal use only' on all my tools and machines lol !

[@RoseLexThorne]

You can purchase them online. They'll run you $5-10. Let chaos reign.

[@obnoxiouspriest]

Potato looks so much like her mother. It delights the emotional void that is my heart for reasons I don't understand. That's also the cutest I've ever seen a child wielding a crack pipe. That's a unique achievement.

[@hojokono]

My goodness, the child cried when you took away their crack pipe... A sentence I don't think I would have ever said.

[@robwilson5238]

It’s been a while since I’ve watched any of Williams videos, but it’s nice to see him looking so happy, I know he’s gone through some rough patches over the years. Him and his wife look happy and healthy, cute kid. Just looked up from writing this when I heard “mini spoon keychain” and saw the coke spoon/meth pipe combo shot, lmfao, I needed that full body laugh I just had

[@MaMalik_]

I'm glad you love those stickers as much as I do. When I first started at the Post Office I put the cremated remains stickers on everything in the office. Not only do we take care of cremated remains, but there's at least 452 packages of unclaimed cremated remains packages at a facility.

[@xaviergrimord]

10:22 william saw the future cps visit and said nvm lmao

[@liarus]

Potato running around with a ̶C̶r̶a̶c̶k̶p̶i̶p̶e̶ magic wand has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@toddbarnes6001]

"Cremated Remains" would make a sick shirt

[@steaming_mangos]

If William sold that I would buy it

[@michaelgibson3479]

I was pretty sure William was about to get a pocket knife upside the head for the first minute lol.

[@Ermagerdddrohernnnn]

As a fellow dad of two. William is killing it as a dad. So many parents are over protective. It’s refreshing to see him being a normal ass dad.

[@huzudra]

Yay my stickers for Kevin finally showed up. Happy to see them already getting good use.

[@DapperNova]

0:02 I forgot my phone was connected to my Bluetooth overpowered stereo setup and hearing Will’s voice echo and fill my apartment was the jolt of energy I needed to finish my day (it’s Midnight) hehe

[@Fresh.Tequi1a]

This may actually be one of the most well roundedly hilarious things I have ever seen. You, Potato, Caretaker, Kevin, the rest. This the chaotic good family for the ages. Erratic and ridiculous yet wholesome at the same time somehow. What the fuck. I love it.

[@TheOperatorOfNight]

Cameraman John trying to shoo potato away is the funniest/cutest thing I've ever seen in my life

[@planetrob555]

You have a beautiful family and lovely friends. You are very lucky to have them, and I'm happy that you do! Potato is so cute!

[@robspiess]

Wow, this is the most unexpectedly wholesome comment to come out of a video like this. Congrats on your positive outlook on life!

[@planetrob555]

@@robspiess Thank you, Rob. I'm Rob. And William does indeed have it good!

[@KaibaKid_]

12:13: Chelsea signs "more." so proud of her, she's starting so young

[@AI_Ghostwriter]

Wow. Several rolls of CREMATED REMAINS stickers really is the gift for the man who has everything. Inspiring

[@thrillshow]

William went from caretaken to caretaker :)

[@badnewsbridger]

@4:10 That's the deep, hearty chuckle of someone experiencing pure comedy bliss.

[@sir_vix]

The unboxing video has found its ultimate form. Also 8:12 is the point at which William doomed himself to recieve dvd player paraphernalia for the foreseeable future.

[@paulbrooks4395]

I buy all my bondage gear from Cremated Remains.

[@pyroTT]

Coors light its what toddlers crave

[@Novgord98]

Another soul taken by crack at 10:35

[@athena5573]

my jaw actually DROPPED when she grabbed that coors light. is this motherly instincts?

[@kellydaniel3193]

My parents have a TSR-80 in their basement and I’m so tempted…but I love the running joke too much to spoil it.

[@jankyhitbox1050]

I think this era for William has been very spiritually healing for William, he seems much more effervescent in recent videos. I hope you get to continue to grow and develop alongside Potato, William. :)

[@veravye]

this vid in particular it felt like he was laughing and enjoying himself a lot, i’m very happy for him 🙂‍↕️

[@pykapuka]

1:22 he carfully hands the knive back, such a good father!

[@lewissilvio4740]

Why do I love these unboxing videos? Lol, I think it instantly makes you think of what you can send these guys. I'm from Australia so I'd have to choose wisely.

[@PolandDoge]

Respect for opening fan mail, if i opened random mail from strangers id expect it to be a pipe bomb with anthrax and a gps tracker

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

William!

[@s3res]

hi michael

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

@@s3reshello! I’m first again 😊

[@beeeennnnnnn]

Michael!!!

[@a_bad_channel]

the legend himself!!!

[@jay-tbl]

oh my god is that really the legendary micheal superbacker???

[@m1k3y48]

The McMaster bondage sign is hilarious omg

[@derpyfish0179]

Fr I wanna know where to get one

[@Jetsaturn0210]

I almost feel bad for william, I might send him my TRS-80

[@The6677yu]

My theory is that he has received multiple TRS-80s but hasn't mentioned it so he can make money off of selling them. /s

[@streetjustice4287]

lmao i love that potato can tell that screaming isn't done in actual anger and just laughs in your face 😂

[@jakenkid]

This is the most offensive video I think William has ever made... A TODDLER PLAYING WITH A FUCKING METH PIPE! WHILE YOU'RE WAVING THE NORTH KOREAN FLAG!?? WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? I LOVE THIS AND I AM ABSOLUTELY HERE FOR IT!!!

[@oddlem]

this year has been AWFUL, and honestly watching these videos make my days better and a bit brighter. this is cheesy but I legitimately am so dang happy whenever these are uploaded, one day I'd love to send something cute, maybe even some snacks from my country. thank you for these chaotic-good type videos!!

[@GHar94]

Potato adds an insane amount of comedic value to these videos.

[@AudraK]

4:56 😭😂 such a horribly beautiful photo. Definitely a keeper

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

Just want to give a word of warning. My dad let me hold his pocket knife and i thimk it was like that one here when i was young. I was playing with it like a rocket ship, just moving it around and stuff but got a bright idea and decided to try and open it... i did and sliced my hand open. Don't recall how old i was though. I opened it and cut my hand before he could react. I didnt need stitches or anything but it hurt real bad.

[@sommelierofstench]

it looked like foldable pliers/multi tool

[@pykapuka]

was it overall a good or bad experience?

[@LordDragox412]

@@pykapuka “You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.” - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

[@deynaweatherly4331]

Someone seriously go out there and buy this man a series of Brad Gosse's books

[@ryanpenrod1859]

Sending a youtuber a box full of crack pipes is next level unhinged

[@train_wreks]

Me when I was able to order the free “cremated remains” stickers off of the UPS website and they get featured in the thumbnail and title

[@NonEuclideanTacoCannon]

Man I love old Radio Shack products. At work, I've got a Realistic receiver, direct drive turntable, and gorgeous old speakers set aside for the next time we have a sale. Radio Shack was the coolest damn store back in the day. The had everything you needed to build just about anything electronic. I remember my dad building a 3-channel RC transmitter and receiver from scratch. Etching the PCBs and everything. All with Radio Shack stuff.

[@tompritchard4125]

Love watching your daughter grow up through unboxing vids, super sweet

[@JessicaCrafternoon]

oh let's gooooooooo! I totally ran out of time to find a fun way to destroy the banner at Open Sauce this year so I cut "2024" off the end before mailing it your way. cheers y'all!!

[@LLamaWizard23]

1:02 Will i think potato wants you to open the knife

[@arthurizando]

We need to ensure this man never gets his hands on a trs80

[@VoltisArt]

He'd have ten if he told people not to send one.

[@Ivolutcion]

Just like dad 11:56

[@ohrats731]

Right after this video, it went right into an ad playing Le Freak by Chic encouraging parents to buy “toys that will make your kids freak out” The algorithm frightens me a little more every day. And yet, I am a little more resigned to it every time it gives me something funny

[@rqb6731]

8:15 prepare to get sent 15 dvd players now

[@hoongfu]

Potato sign language is SO CUTE.

[@Luky604]

Just imagine Potato when she grows up and goes "you let me put WHAT into my mouth when i was a baby????" xD

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

4:57 epic photo that’s going on the fridge

[@demodemon1382]

6:23 this is a statement

[@funnytastingmilk]

New to the lore here. We're actually calling her potato? That's hilarious, she's gonna be so cool

[@RealAndySkibba]

He's never said her name, just potato. Makes sense for privacy.

[@JotaroDrake]

4:42 I bout died drinking water during this part😂😂😂😂

[@frogtoad8692]

First camera man John appearance

[@dogdjinn]

4:50 this should become a family keepsake

[@heyitsamanie]

Camera man john lightly grabbing potato’s head and trying to shoo her out of frame had me dying

[@pickpickpickpickpickpick]

Potato has good taste in beer

[@michaelwesten4624]

American "beer"

[@rigamarooh]

@@michaelwesten4624 shut up european

[@VoltisArt]

@@michaelwesten4624 does the phrase "Them's fightin' words" sound familiar? You know who coined those words? Americans, drunk on cold, watered-down beer. Not the best crowd for taking criticism. (I don't like alcohol for myself either way, but I know better than to tell 53 million people their favorite drink isn't real.)

[@LordDragox412]

@@VoltisArt Oh, their drink is real. Real bad that is!

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Calm down lads it's all poison at the end of the day

[@Micreathonn]

my mother walked in as kevin was holding up the "for rectal use only" stickers

[@ryanpenrod1859]

That instant camera "for kids" is actually kind of awesome.

[@zizn8r]

real hero, the first person to ever actually send him a TRS-80

[@Sinistralitee]

I'm glad Potato isn't in primary school or elementary yet, she would def bring that "straw" at school and would get in trouble for it.

[@garypinholster1962]

The crackpipe and the spoons bit was too good. Never thought I'd see "TheBackyardScientist" hittin' the straw.

[@jebussonofgob]

TimTams! Do a TimTam slam! (Bite the corners off of the cookie and use it as a straw to drink some hot tea or coffee so the inside gets all melty) 😊

[@Capn_Obed_Marsh]

Can we appreciate how good of a dad Big Willy has become?

[@vipture.]

2:20 Did he just hint that he bought and sent these to himself? 😂

[@x_ph1l]

The TRS80 guy is a freaking prank/troll genius!

[@thecyberquake618]

"I don't own a dvd player" was a dangerous thing to say, expect roughly 20 packages with with dvd players soon

[@Qwerty2772]

I watch nearly all your videos on your main and secondary channels. But recently I've been watching your unpacking videos solely to see potato crush at life :) she's your best invention!

[@mr.twister4345]

I hope potato see's this when they turn 15 after one of their friends stumbles across it, and says something like "I wish my dad was like yours." and it's just both mortifying and fuuny to them.

[@soggyhasclips]

7:30 no way they sent him a meth pipe

[@ESTrashfire13]

Yeah its funny how many different things you can use them for. Wonderful "straw", at least it isnt a metal one.

[@ClockwerkAppleSauce]

That cut at the beginning was pure cinema 😭

[@mikkellund1876]

A baby with a crack pibe and a beer is the funniest thing i have seen in a while

[@omgpotatos9226]

I love this high pitched ringing in my ears the whole time

[@gamerpaddy]

having a cremated remains sticker on every box you ship assures it never gets stolen

[@EvilSpyBoy]

I assumed Potato had a TRS-80. One of the casette ones, not one of those new fangled 5 1/4 disc models.

[@RazanaArcclaw]

My parents had multiple miscarriages before me that devastated them both and caused massive strain in their marriage. My father once told me he wished they had one more. I was his last kid. Also gotta say I love how these episodes have become trolling William, getting good genuine stuff, getting silly stupid shit, and getting gifts for potato.