NEVER buy a goat

[@WilliamOsman2]

LESS THAN 2 WEEKS to submit your Open Sauce exhibit applications opensauce.com/exhibit-application/

[@bootyhole]

Hello big Willy

[@Foxexar]

This is just a video that should of been titled "This video is for How to Basic". You know dude was a first 100 viewer.

[@lucaspctech]

is this the main channel now?

[@lucaspctech]

YOU NEED MORE GOATS

[@lucaspctech]

THEN YOU CAN GET A REWARD FOR THE MOST GOATS

[@Ignis_1]

I have come to accept that this is his main channel now.

[@pixiegarza]

Im okay with that, I LOVE these

[@rkan2]

Since he created it tbh. This is how he was before you know..... 😅

[@thecallan101]

Safety third is his main now

[@DSIVXX]

It's the sequel we always wanted

[@obnoxiouspriest]

I'm not even subbed to the other one. I mean it's got great stuff don't get me wrong. The whole renting a raccoon effort, absolutely incredible. But this channel is where the real action is.

[@LuciaRose]

I think you just need more goats

[@OkeyPro123]

Yea, like atleast 43 or somethin

[@Hendlton]

@@PondScummer He could also get chickens or ducks, but yeah, they also shit everywhere.

[@SteveNoBeard]

Thats some real sunk goat fallacy there

[@incy2k]

Why not give up on livestock and switch to high powered lasers

[@coxj2000]

Those poops look small, and they're herbivore poops. It's like stepping in damp dirt. Just use a broom if you don't want them on your deck

[@cobytang]

You need 3 goats and sheep to form a herm of them, and you need to pen them into a specific area, to force them to eat all the grass in that area before moving on.

[@andygriffith3358]

either use a pen or use a safe lead

[@ShammusWammus]

A fellow goat-cleaning enjoyer. They're super good with Buckthorn over here.

[@bitternut4463]

minecraft moment

[@alexmatt1997]

As a rangeland agrologist, I can approve, more than likely they are grazing the areas they've already grazed because it's more palatable and they don't have to crawl through the tall grass

[@Andrew-jm4tp]

This guy knows how to ranch.

[@urbanaerials5614]

I’m confident William just makes videos to fund his hobby farm/ rubbish dump now

[@gregorytruono8924]

I think this is the goal of most KZbin channels. And I’m happy to support.

[@urbanaerials5614]

@@gregorytruono8924 I miss the wacky project videos :(

[@ftgv1]

@@urbanaerials5614 He's still doing wacky projects ? He's just not making a polished video about them. He's documenting the process of many different projects at the same time instead.

[@fry7163]

@@ftgv1 on what platform is he documenting them

[@toughzack12]

@@ftgv1which I really prefer this. Makes it seem more fun and goofy. How id basically make stuff with my engineering friends

[@hankcp4992]

don't wanna ruin your fun... but definitely fence them into an area you want to clear the grass from so they graze it. then move it in like a few days once they finish that area. Kinda wild you're letting them go anywhere lol

[@Real28]

Let's be real...should we be surprised?

[@zwenkwiel816]

goats just chilling on the porch XD

[@davidbodor1762]

Rabbits do it even faster, my mom used to keep em and they mowed the lawn at super speed.

[@a110100]

​@@davidbodor1762 right?

[@joshuatree9358]

I feel empty inside; there wasn't a third "cow palace" after "get your tickets now".

[@Piplup7575]

cow palace

[@AvidSurvivalist]

Ikr, I was expecting that and even said it out loud. Now I don't know about anything. I feel so unsure.

[@Dumplestiltzken]

Cow palace

[@thelastcube.]

cow Palace

[@T3hJimmer]

I have never felt more blue balled.

[@chemicalvamp]

It's scary how much faster the goat works when you properly use a pentagram.

[@DoctorNemmo]

"Do you want to youtube... deliciously?"

[@qcheg]

The William Osman 2 thumbnail budget has clearly gone up

[@stephanfiebig4950]

I actually love the edit of taking the heavy tint off the van windows as you cross the screen at 8:54 to subtly hide that you’re not in the car until you’re on screen.

[@chicken_punk_pie]

Dang I didn't notice that at all

[@kid_scarlet]

I saw it too and went immediately to the comments.

[@thelastcube.]

the editing for the entire video was ridden with such details, i love it

[@Real28]

Nice edit using his body as wipe.

[@Junitunes]

Why would they give a fake award…. Like all they have to do is say it’s real and it is

[@18puppies91]

Because then Jacksucksatlife would want it 😂

[@kyle207]

Probably so they dont get people asking for them

[@Junitunes]

@@kyle207 do people ask for awards though?

[@question_them]

​@@18puppies91 if KZbin made it, Jack will want it 😂

[@kyle207]

@@Junitunes yeah like for the 20 million subscriber award they gave to marvel or something people on youtube kept asking where their 20m award is. basically if you give something to someone you have to give it to everyone.

[@ESMOKER1980]

WILL.......do you now really have a scientist in your Backyard---?!??!?!

[@RyanReich-CivicSi]

They have too much area to roam.... Contain them to an area and move them when that area is done. :P

[@incy2k]

Will and Kevin?

[@RyanReich-CivicSi]

@@incy2k I think the both of them and the goats 🐐 lol

[@laggypirates]

...William being shocked pouring 3 family size jars of tomato sauce on a table and smearing it around is making a mess.

[@Targe0]

With only 2 animals and that much area with that much dense grass. It will take them months to see any real impact on it. If you want faster results, you'll need far more goats and sheep than 2. But since you have 2, for better results, pen them in to a smaller area of the grass. That will lead to them grazing heavily in that section, and thus you'll see results quicker.

[@cmdann8]

I like the adhd editing of this man with adhd. It helps with the flow.

[@MrSchism]

7:45 "The perv was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

[@JTHVideo]

Careful where you store that award, it’s a big magnifying glass. Wouldn’t want another house fire.

[@fewbronzegames]

the amount of people who have done this with glass balls is a lot, either they store it in a window and burn the house down, or they bring it outside, forget about it, and it burns the whole neighborhood down, or they burn themselves and they actually think "huh maybe this would be pretty bad to have in the light or smth"

[@camper1436]

so its like a declaration of war from "youtube" xd

[@Theokartistwastaken]

I cannot believe it took me 2 years to realize open sauce is a play on open source. William you are a genius.

[@WhileTrueCode]

lulz yea.. ive been seeing ppl link original articles saying "full sauce" and day 1 assumed it meant Source. when open sauce was announced, i assumed same meaning

[@Ashab91]

The Men Who Yell at Goats, the direct to VHS sequel to the Men Who Stare at Goats

[@MrJurgenman]

I would be more convinced to go to Open Sauce if you said "Cow Palace" a few more times

[@fish5953]

Im the pervert into the sauce rubbing. Thank you Big Willy.

[@laurahaaima1436]

What are you wearing this moment?

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

*evangelion congratulations*

[@robertschnobert9090]

Wet and messy gang UNITE 🌈

[@Katrtlen]

​@@robertschnobert9090 You said it, pal

[@MyDaoust]

No you're not. I can tell by your history.

[@zakaryrichmond396]

I watched the first goat video yesterday and didn't realize that it's a week old now. I thought that he just put the goat video out so seeing this one immediately after is quite comedic.

[@gamerkemder9001]

you need two more goats, see I have 3 and they do a great job

[@incy2k]

If he has more than one they might breed and then he'd be overrun

[@nguyentandung42]

@@incy2kjust sell the baby to someone else

[@nguyentandung42]

@@incy2kOr like only buy goat of one gender? Like bruh this is such a non issue

[@himanbam]

​@@nguyentandung42 life finds a way

[@Wyvernnnn]

Why does everyone have goats in this comment section

[@criticalevent]

I'm going to need more explanation for that youtube award.

[@Rabaheo]

I am an introvert and hardly ever leave my house but I want to travel to see Open Sauce. your chaotic energy is fantastic. keep being a weird human.

[@chicken_punk_pie]

Dang he's getting really good at the A and B stories coming together at the end

[@SinForTheSaint]

We have a herd of 5000 goats that come through our neighborhood (lots of open lands between properties) and it works really well.

[@DanYosua]

Loving the double narratives

[@c.r.c4101]

Speak to your local college ecology department about having students come do ecology projects on your property. Research useful local plants like fruiting trees and bushes, local flowers that attract bees, dig swales etc

[@c.r.c4101]

Also research healthier ground cover plants to replace grass with like clover.

[@heroclix0rz]

"get out of my face, I'm not happy with you right now" This guy dads.

[@dddanmar]

I remember when we never heard Big Willie swear. It still feels strange to my Little Willie.

[@Margarinetaylorgrease]

The gearbox is totalled, one gear doesn’t work. The sauce is everywhere, one blob on the floor. Come on Will, get a grip!!!

[@tony24n]

The best part of the video was the Fable Music. Brought back some memories

[@Sirdeathvids]

I thought I heard the Bowerstone theme, so it's good to know I'm not hearing things. "Chicken chaser? Do you chase chickens?"

[@Drinstall]

I use litime batteries before you got this plug . They power my entire camper van . Really really good batteries !! Even when you screw up and pop your solar fuse and don’t charge them for days on accident .. they pop alive after the protection , very good smart bms

[@Oosh21]

01:40 - Do you all live in a compound? Is this a cult now?

[@RolandmaddogDeschain]

I love the editing in this! Having the two storylines going at the same time is very cool!

[@STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT]

This is by far the greatest channel in human history.

[@cputecch]

the fuel pump shutoff switch in the trunk is tripped all you have to do is find the button and push it to reset it

[@nathankempf1990]

Wait, Will and Kevin live together now? What happened to Kevin's backyard?

[@finnshepherd97]

The scientist polycule is growing

[@littlekirby6]

the scientist's backdoor was busted wide open by Billiam Osmium

[@MexicanDre]

Birria. Come to our backyard for a childs birthday party and fresh goat just hits the spot for a meal to feed the whole family.

[@jackiecomics141]

That went as fast as I thought it would. I'm very happy to see William be this efficient!

[@sabersight908]

Well i can say as someone who has done sheep herding for a year that you'd need more then two animals to get a big lawn like that grazed xD sheep and goats are also herd animals so they wont do much on they're own they do a lot more in larger groups of 15 to 20, then they could graze a 100 by 100 meter field in one day or so but they do take around one to two hours to rest because they need to re chew the grass a lot.... All and all maybe a cheap lawn mower that barely works and breaks down a few times could be faster.

[@RandomBogey]

4:30 Stop cutting the sauce scenes so short. I'm so close...

[@Adde-hy7wx]

💀

[@LuciaRose]

But I want a goat!

[@dorad100]

You can't marry a goat! :P

[@acidicdic4305]

@@dorad100what

[@It-b-Blair]

@@dorad100depends on the state 😜

[@beastbomber2316]

William, I heard cows are good at eating grass fast. Maybe add another animal to the collection.

[@strawberry_boicake]

and get them a palace

[@thatminer66]

9:23 I'd recognize Ian Davis's 4 fingered robo hands when I see it

[@kayverly]

I'm almost halfway through the video and I just realized I don't know what you're supposed to be doing. Is the whole video the thank you?? No plot, just vibes

[@GlomusIridescens]

I love it that you went with Cheato's theme song from Banjo Kazooie in the very beginning. All the Banjo Kazooie themes

[@spaxx3849]

Get more, make a movable pen with chain link fence panels. Make sure there is fresh water...also thats not a meat goat. We make soap out of the milk because you can't sell unpasteurized milk in Canada

[@caterpuss]

I had 4 pet goats, I had to train them but they learned and it worked.

[@Corklops]

1:56 - Woodchipper. Added bonus: you get ground goat for goat burgers and sausages.

[@michaelgibson3479]

Dude, you have to make the sheep and goat eat your lawn not just let them do it because they will just eat what they like lol. Grab some things that are really heavy you can barely move, get some rope and tie them to it, and periodically check on them and move them around the yard. "Its heavy and I can barely move it" you have a forklift to move the object, and a Kevin to grab the rope and walk them along side you.

[@TruMaverick]

I was given 2 goats. So the Title doesn't affect me

[@leefreemanii2622]

is your background music at the beginning the music from Fable?

[@georgealexanderp]

That award IS a butt plug.

[@spacebike420]

Thanks for the sauce daddy Willy!!!

[@onkargarg9342]

I love how he was out with Mark Rober and had made a drone tracking drone and here he is with a freaking goat

[@tristandaries1129]

He’s gone from the mature version of Michael Reeves to the Texas version of Michael Reeves

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

William!!!

[@Cmcmillen77]

I don’t know what his channels about. But I dig it.

[@alepouna]

So you are telling me I can't buy you? damn

[@theengineer-dellconagher]

hes not a goat, hes THE goat

[@thehumantoeRD]

7:39. Ah sweet chef boyardee! That hard eye contact finally got me to there.

[@RoseGoldPhotography]

3:18!yeah rub that sauce around just like that

[@VoXeR91]

Was that a song from Fable I heard when complaining about the goat and sheep in the beginning?

[@semi256]

It was

[@katz4248]

Will listens to Taylor Swift, confirmed. 2:00

[@Coen80]

I live in Greece. Just ask Mr Panos (KZbin) how to make your sheep easter-ready :D

[@oafkad]

The real pasta experience is great. Life looks crappier and that's the appeal of real shit.

[@dinomitedomination]

I had a pet goat in highschool for the exact same reason. He wasn't able to eat all the full sized plants but after winter he was completely able to keep up with the new plants.

[@davegillbert8947]

the pasta sauce made me happy

[@semi256]

1:20 I love the background music, fable had a great soundtrack

[@olliecatmax]

the one u made is 1000000000000000000x better than the ai one, the ai one looks like actual shit and most people know that

[@bradysmith000]

Someone convince me the music in the beginning isn't from Fable 1:06

[@sergemi3606]

as a self certified door handlerologist, i can confirm all you need is 12 more sheep and a pen and some paper to get the grass cut in a nice fade.

[@Liam-o7j]

Your acura has a fuel issue, bad gas is possible, maybe fuel pump or along the lines, maybe in the efi circuit. Small chance theres an issue with rhe throttle not choking it enough... Its kinky like that.

[@BlueBlazeGX]

They really just gave him Patricks "for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else" reward.

[@gblikestosew]

The fact that he genuinely expected the accura to start

[@wolfboylikesmetal]

My dad used to work for health and safety in the UK which is based on top of a hill that used to be a ww2 radar station, apparently there's a few unexploded mines still there and the sheep that roam the area occasionally set them off.

[@sir_vix]

That makes me think of the 30 Rock character who was the head of NBC's censorship and standards; just aggressively cursing everyone out with every sentence because no one has the power to stop him. (30 Rock clip, character appears at about 2m46s: kzbin.info/www/bejne/joW7hmB4nq2Ues0si=V3PDG1DJF3z464BJ&t=166)

[@smellie8574]

not putting plastic on the floor when pouring tomato sauce indoors is craaaazy

[@coltonbaer5648]

Hearing the voice of the open sauce narrator reminds me of Kevan Brighting, and you should definitely get him to do some sort of promo for open sauce

[@karl.d3993]

This video felt like doing two different sidequests simultaneously at the same place

[@timberthewolf733]

Will should get a automated lawn mower company to send him one 😂

[@NicholasRehm]

Feeling way too into these videos right now

[@Kai-Made]

Also if that is the RAV4 with the CVT tranny, they require a full fluid change every 30k, with filters and screen changes. If you did not, or the previous owner did not do that...that is why it is slipping. Mine did the same, after I realized it was what was causing it...I did a change. AND it has worked good since pending periodic changes.

[@rietberg]

I read "Never buy a BOAT", and I waited for the boat to show up for the ENTIRE video. I'm so mad right now.

[@shagrmeister]

I read "never buy a boat" and watched the whole video waiting for the boat thing

[@charmio]

Timestamps to compare photos: 0:34 *AI version* 8:13 *IRL version*

[@davidrastall5347]

This is literally the plot of an Always Sunny episode. Charlie and Mac try to make a movie crashing a car into a wall.

[@sammcdaniel1564]

This is my favorite channel on KZbin rn. Just don’t tell my boss.

[@animal9633]

I can't believe Big Willy didn't try to start a fire with that glorious globe

[@arverezzle]

Recipe for lamb curry lamb, coconut milk, lemongrass, kaffir lime leaves, daun salam (Indonesian bay leaves), cloves, cardamom, cinnamon, shallot, garlic, red chilies, candlenuts, ginger, galangal, coriander, turmeric, cumin, coconut palm sugar, salt, and white pepper. Steps 1.Use a food processor or a mortar and pestle to grind shallot, garlic, red chilies, candlenuts, ginger, galangal, coriander, turmeric, and cumin into a spice paste. 2.Heat cooking oil in a pot and sauté spice paste, lemongrass, kaffir lime leaves, Indonesian bay leaves, cloves, cardamom, and cinnamon until fragrant, about 3 minutes. 3.Add the lamb/mutton meat and stir until no longer pink. 4.Add the coconut milk, water/stock, coconut palm sugar, salt, and white pepper. Stir and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer until the lamb is tender and the sauce has reduced by half, about 1 1/2 to 2 hours. 5.Turn off heat and serve the lamb curry immediately with steamed white rice, naan or pita.

[@UnofficialCyane]

What do you mean "idk how to kill a goat"? There's a MASSIVE bear trap in your back yard waiting to be put to use

[@ball8kiwi]

Goats are cool as shit, especially mini ones. I love them so much

[@ZaneBurnett-jk5lm]

did William just make a t swizzle reference?

[@pvtpain66k]

I enjoy how furious William is and how little the Goat and Sheep care. Also, that Red is pretty.

[@Andreas_Buhl]

Goats 🐐 are in the functional group of herbivores called “Browsers” or “Selectors”, their narrow muzzle allows them to be “picky” eaters that as a result are able to eat only the plants with highest nutritional value, which in your lawn is likely to be small herbs, young leaves on trees and even bark ☘️🌱 What you need is a “Grazer”, large, animals with wide muzzles that enables them to consume large quantities of food, but doesn’t allow them to distinguish between herbs and grass. Due to their size they need more food, and due to their more advanced gastrointestinal system can process lower quality food. Sheep are more grazing animals than goats, but for better results you may consider cattle or horses! 🐄 🐴

[@pileofstuff]

The voiceover guy was probably the most expensive part of making this video.

[@nickdisney3D]

Try going the goat an sheep to a post in an area you want the grass cleared from and give it nothing else to eat.

[@-janews-6617]

Solution to Goat Problem: Clearly you don’t have enough sheep’s and goats, there is too much grass for just 2

[@dougdrinkwater5843]

LMFAO... the speed change of the car in the background is perfect!