Uncle Roger DISGUSTED by this Dating Show (Love Island)

[@JessicaKobeissi]

YES NO MORE SELFIE STICKS!!! 🤣 and your commentary on this is GOLD LOL

[@AndyGetsNoLuv]

Yooo wassup

[@mrnigelng]

Hallo niece Jessica! Your photo so FUIYOH

[@robby710]

@@mrnigelng uncle roger goodluck on jessica

[@eve.nguyen]

Can I expect a collab here? Uncle Roger taking fashion photo, work with the model

[@collegeoffoliage6776]

I ship it.

[@celinelee6824]

“YOU DON’T NEED MAN, YOU NEED COMMON SENSE.” Best line EVER, Uncle Roger 👍🏻

[@tyuuio85]

👍👍

[@8man789]

Pretty good life advice if you ask me

[@nikiwe1307]

@@8man789 True

[@kwaiyuechow6421]

Yes

[@HayashiShirou]

becoz no brain mah.... XD

[@rubygraves978]

"Being good in bed good, but what about other 23h 59min a day." I want to roast someone with that line someday.

[@wanwadee]

Spending 2 min 😂

[@pemadamdul]

I took it rather too personal

[@joygiftwilson286]

I'm dead😆😆😆

[@_nthng]

59 not 58😂

[@GoodLookingGentlemen]

Then you just roast yourself lol

[@rickkobriantono2578]

Q: "Why no asian?" A: "Asian doesn't need dating show. Our parents set us up 😂"

[@Richrichaa]

😂

[@peterchi5606]

So accurate

[@Sexyduffman420]

Thats so funny. Caught me off guard but so true.

[@novaprime556]

Naruto: 🙁

[@JF-xb1zh]

😆😆😆😆

[@ProfDragonite]

I love how Uncle Roger is both so purehearted and yet so dirty-minded.

[@soniayt5858]

👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

[@katarinabrunk8698]

Best combo

[@vesh]

We need Uncle Roger on the dating show

[@911_terrorist]

Why you everywhere mate 😂 but yes!

[@avhyudayasharma7732]

The new justin y

[@frqbkpsa4594]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6Wce5efibJ4gJY🤣🤣

[@frqbkpsa4594]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6Wce5efibJ4gJY🤣🤣

[@speedflight]

Heh

[@amanymohamed8384]

Uncle Roger: "I like her the most,she dress so classy" 2 sec later: "oh she the host"💀

[@bruceshen1531]

Uncle Roger wrong. Most awesome lady at 6:27.

[@kyle505]

@@bruceshen1531 hahahaha agree..

[@zealoussxx]

@@bruceshen1531 agree..IU

[@shantayhightower8850]

😂

[@22ninja1]

Mmm.

[@kegoplays1837]

"Sex is good , but what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes in the day" ... Killer

[@stupidsomeone_5326]

That was 😎😎😎

[@vodkalima]

Savage

[@jackievang1906]

That was cold 🥶

[@fibreoptik]

Funny cause it’s true

[@giornogiovanna3139]

Well you generally need minimum 8 hours of sleep so its 15 hours and 58 minuites.

[@valerieperrin7903]

"being good in bed is ok but what about the other 23h and 58 minutes...." I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reecebiscuits420]

😂😂😂😂😂😂was looking for this comment

[@thespiritlifewithokpoei]

😂😂😂😂 same here

[@xkiyori]

I love how Uncle Roger can still roasts Jamie Oliver even in a non-cooking show 🤣

[@kaydenbreak4283]

His main target always Jamie Oliver 😂

[@alessandrocalabrese4436]

2 times! 😂😂😂

[@anthp1c518]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@RubenStrauss]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@John-Tony26]

🤣🤣🤣

[@akash1playboy]

The PE teacher is the only guy who was accurate about his job. Water engineer - plumber Semi-pro footballer - currently unemployed, and play Sunday league

[@zoarmhirr2964]

Nah water engineer is actually a more qualified plumber with more responsibilities.

[@campbelloh6872]

Water engineers work under water, with the mechanics that *beg to be fixed underwater. Scuba style sometimes *need

[@Deafmandalor]

@@campbelloh6872 🤦‍♂️not quite they repair, maintain sewage , waste water - sea defence walls, reservoirs pipe works plumbers for water supply companies. Hyperbaric Welders repair underwater piping different profession all together.

[@campbelloh6872]

@@DeafmandalorWhoops. My bad, I must've confused them.

[@torben_vp]

@@zoarmhirr2964 sounds like a plumber with extra steps

[@seinakimura4201]

"Boobs look so fake, she make the grass look real" I spit out my drink 😂

[@lukedyt9516]

LOL

[@miyasha2792]

Same

[@aliciab6193]

I did too cuz I didn't notice the grass was fake!

[@alexanderkarvos1361]

Uncle Roger use METEOR! It's Focken effective!

[@adwaitab.3622]

😂😂

[@christopherevensen4942]

This show has come up on my Netflix feed, and every time I was like, "Nope, no thanks!" Finally, Uncle Roger came along and showed me the way to truly appreciate this content!

[@nikkishana201]

“You don’t need a man, you need common sense” -Uncle Roger lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

Facts!

[@erica-elfriedemarik6647]

Is so

[@J__-ci8bp]

Pretty sure this is copied btw

[@andrewhate5925]

Stolen

[@cooliipie]

@@J__-ci8bp Copied? He literally said it

[@starrykookie]

"This is what happens if your culture doesn't have bubble tea." LMAO

[@kingo5940]

Read that comment exactly when he dropped it lol

[@tg.tyrant2302_]

Bubble tea is so fucking great

[@cute-ze8xw]

@@kerrygamer9359 Wha-

[@yeast6061]

@@kerrygamer9359 seriously

[@Acousticmf123]

@@tg.tyrant2302_ black circle thing is real good

[@riduanaqil1452]

Its not just Egg Fried Rice anymore.. Uncle Roger is expanding his domain

[@frqbkpsa4594]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6Wce5efibJ4gJY🤣🤣

[@praaveen407]

Domain expansion

[@riduanaqil1452]

@@praaveen407 😂😂

[@shoobzy3431]

@@praaveen407 I was waiting for someone to make a jjk reference.

[@shadowp2155]

@@praaveen407 I was about to-

[@swamzvj5045]

We need more of Uncle Roger roasting Love island!! Make it a series please!

[@akindiamccollin8438]

Nephew Jake -"I'm a water engineer" Uncle Roger - "I think he just mean he plumber" Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@chiensyang]

Water engineering is a civil-engineering specialty which is the designing, building, and maintenance of the regional water-supply infrastructures for business and residential use. However, Uncle Roger might be right. The man claiming to be a water engineer might not be one.

[@elobiretv]

@@chiensyang Sounds like a fancy plumber to me.

[@chiensyang]

@@elobiretv, This is like saying electrical engineers are fancy electricians.

[@timlpld9784]

@@chiensyang aren't they tho? :p

[@redo5552]

@@chiensyang I mean they kinda are.

[@Jen_Z_]

"You're trying to find boyfriend not customer" - Uncle roger.

[@stefanuskevin5897]

Best quote hahaha

[@alimracsaints6460]

Love this quote 😂😂😂😂

[@daniejessicarivera2034]

Very true

[@sunshinesugar2635]

Love your username 😌

[@Jen_Z_]

@@sunshinesugar2635 Thank you!!!💜

[@lourdesveiramercado2665]

Uncle Roger is literally giving a review for a dating show, yet he still found a way to roast Jamie Oliver 😂

[@emhgarlyyeung]

We need Uncle Roger & Jamie Oliver collab in a reality dating show

[@newname3718]

true love i suppose ahhahahaha

[@lourdesveiramercado2665]

@@newname3718 ugh, new otp Rogiver 😩❤❤❤ the enemies to lovers trope we all need

[@ahlee2]

[@marlingerges5665]

Wow he started winking and sticking his tongue 👅 I started laughing my soul out 😂😂😂

[@iniagung4665]

"You're trying to find boyfriend, not customer." This had me lmfao

[@BruhMoment-mn9kn]

Bruh

[@siyumivishakya4979]

Same 😅

[@anthp1c518]

It's so true

[@salixalba9677]

Bangke 🤣🤣

[@leenampm4143]

That's what i thought too

[@billwilliams4281]

"Semi-pro footballer. Just like Jamie Oliver semi-pro chef."

[@gavinyuangao4366]

Tenth degree burn 🔥

[@tanmaybonde]

Semi-pro? He is a full time pro faker chef.

[@chadlonsoracingteam]

@@tanmaybonde exactly he worst than semi pro more like random dumpster chef

[@DogeSargeant]

@@chadlonsoracingteam Wtf, did you just insult my local homeless, Jeffrey, his dumpster cooking is fire, not induction stove like Jamie Oliver.

[@DogeSargeant]

HAIIYAAAAAAAH

[@darklordlc]

“His skin is more Orange than Uncle Roger’s polo shirt. It’s like he took a shower in Chernobyl.” He got that that one out before he broke. 🤣

[@shootervane8966]

didn’t get the joke. Why orange in Chernobyl

[@aguynamedstetchkov4690]

Radiation man

[@TheHawkEyeFemto]

@@shootervane8966 radiation

[@OGK_Kash]

@@shootervane8966 woooooooshhh

[@adolliadolo5450]

“This less like love island, more like love refugee camp”. This one got me.😂😂😂

[@ozidanni]

"You don't need man, you need common sense." So much truth, about every reality dating show ever, so early in the video.

[@williamwan3712]

This reality show shows the world the most superficial, cheap, contrived, and vulgar aspects of modern Western culture trend. They're not looking for a date, they're looking for a booty call. I can't even imagine what society will be like if the teenagers watch this show and imitate it. You won't find the meaning and responsibility of love by pretending to be a twinkling mirrorball

[@tg.tyrant2302_]

I agree but it's kinda entertaining at the same time too if you dont replicate its unrealistic relationships in real life, I just watch it knowing it's a silly entertainment show

[@Matt19matt19]

Tbf they're just looking for work after the show. Usually a boo hoo (website selling cheap clothing) contract.

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

What you talking about? Do you know how casual the world is about sex? And its getting to the younger and younger. Its really fucked up.

[@khiemho1106]

True, it's like they're trying to hook up or something

[@alejandrobotero8725]

It would be like 15, 16, 17 year old girls laughing at 16, 17, 18, 19 year old boys for still living at home and being unemployed. Oh wait, that was on a British show/ podcast. "You need your own place, right? What are you doing, 17 years old and living off mummy and daddy? Embarrassing, right?" 😑😑😑😑

[@sarahjorgensen2371]

"Don't say that in public" - This is why I allow my teenager to watch Uncle Roger. Definitely here for the morals.

[@ivandphantom9028]

I salute you, though be ready for your child cursing

[@godtable]

The I for infection joke and the other one with the fake grass were super funny! Great video!

[@taerinu5270]

“This is what happens when your culture doesn’t have boba tea. You need to find something else to suck on.” Classic! When I introduced my friend to boba tea recently, her reaction, “Why do I have a mouth full of balls?”

[@kasvinimuniandy4178]

HHAHAHAHA OMG

[@бронза.вафля.конус]

That’s... that’s what she said 🤣

[@tealablu3759]

Reminds me of a line from the blooper reel of “almost Christmas”, “we don’t put balls in our mouths”. It was in reference to boba tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vena936]

More like chicken feets lol

[@leewc623]

Hahahaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@miamiglia]

I feel like they could just replace love island with uncle roger judging people. I’d tune in for it lol.

[@rishiprasath]

"You're looking for boyfriend , not customer" Uncle Roger Book of Wisdom

[@rubylee4704]

I laughed so hard at that

[@tinooooo9888]

@@rubylee4704 sameeehahahhahahahahah

[@ChechiDLR]

So good, so true lol

[@celiarose815]

These dating shows are so crazy and disgusting especially here in France. It feels like loosing your brain cells watching such a boring show.

[@fahadmalik8862]

I have never watched any stuff like this. I only watched him roast the show.

[@fahadmalik8862]

I do not watch xx content; I do not hold female friends or hands. I call out misogntsic men and have GB worth of data. I do not seek out women. I do not dream about women. I do not fetize women. Insecure? Nope. Women are fooled by women. Women are used and abused by women. Men are WEAK.

[@munnamunal8555]

I tried watching the Indian version of this, it triggered me in so many levels so i stopped watching within few episodes :/

[@Feimicha]

The Chinese ones are no better. I would know, I’m Chinese.

[@deadlywrath.8636]

basically no dating show I’ve ever seen from any country is no good 😂

[@Rafalo15]

Even with Uncle Roger's hilarious commentary, this show is a paaaaaaaaaaaaain to watch, goddamn.

[@tianahorsey-daydreamer8962]

Same! I couldn't have watched this otherwise. And it was still.... Ugh.

[@yuvalgabay1023]

The biritsh accent doasnt halp also..I can't believe the irish/Scottish accents (one of the greatest ones) are so close to the English once (one of the worst)

[@cornell4]

@@yuvalgabay1023 Tbf these shows always depict the ones with the worst "chavvy" accents not proper spoken English, like TOWIE and made in Chelsea everyone thinks people from Essex sounds like Joey Essex

[@proofreader81]

Havent watch it hahha just a weird show

[@R-7-7]

First time seeing it and I'm speechless.

[@LexxIgnatius]

"You looking for boyfriend not customer" Damn, way to insult *auntie Helen* bro.

[@MidnightFr1ght]

Uncle Roger please do this do Auntie Helen. If you are reading this

[@LooNciFeRx]

"Why no Asian?" I think we have more values and morals than that.

[@felicedt4912]

Yea

[@oliviaguo3384]

so true lol

[@SampsfaN]

And who are you to decide which morals and values are superior as opposed to others? It's just a different culture chill out.

[@SuccessMotivationWisdomEtc.]

We just aren't open to this kind of show. This is so western.

[@zoroteats2254]

@@SampsfaN i think they meant these people from the western part are more vulgar compared to the conservatives in Asia. It's kinda true lmao chill

[@enchantedsaiyanv3]

Water engineers study a broad range of subjects, such as water and wastewater treatment, water infrastructure and water processing and distribution systems. They will understand the environmental, commercial, economic, and social implications of decision-making in the water industry. The estimated salary for a Water Engineer is £34,320 per year in the London, United Kingdom area.

[@bmak76]

Imagine publicly saying you’re partial to married men or women and not being ashamed at all.

[@CozmicSwag]

What does partial me

[@ineedsIeep]

what does partial mean?

[@mrtrollnator123]

What do you mean by partial?

[@DandelionGroto]

Partial?

[@melikatalks7676]

​@@CozmicSwag it just means you like or prefer married people

[@fureafila]

Gotta confess. I really struggled to understand what those folks were saying!

[@riduanaqil1452]

You're not alone

[@babymama406]

They sound drunk,or like their tongues are numb.

[@zeeweed2224]

@@babymama406 it sounds like they have peanut butter 🧈 on the roof of there mouths that they can’t get off 😂

[@Laladust]

You had trouble understanding southern and midland girls? Bugger if there was a northern girl in there reckon you'd figure she's speaking another language.

[@highlighter-kun]

Same

[@Nandini-cc4vb]

Now my fav uncle roger quote is “if you can’t afford new shirt how can you afford woman” 💀😭

[@veronicabezerradasilva9947]

I'd love to be on a show like this with Uncle Roger. We would bond while making fun of the other participants and judging them

[@fancycatvomit435]

Sounds like your insecure

[@veronicabezerradasilva9947]

FancyCatVomit , only when I'm making jokes.

[@spiderlilly9]

​@@fancycatvomit435Naa you sound like the insecure one. Go cry a river

[@rockstar4127]

ew

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Uncle Roger after being cheeky: “Sorry, children.” ‘Love Island’ every 5 minutes: “Sorry, Uncle Roger.”

[@note_456]

@Tom Simons ᨆ shut up

[@clqr1nc3]

HAHAHAH

[@davidabuyo6932]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5epm5Sumqyqo6c..

[@davidabuyo6932]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5epm5Sumqyqo6c..

[@idkpoke6486]

@@davidabuyo6932 stfu

[@seleneeej]

"Why no Asian?" Me: "Because we Asians are better than that?" 😂

[@shrutich4795]

Shannon is Asian!

[@ww-jd6ej]

正解！（沒

[@beebee32002]

Asians have a life

[@leonbanks5728]

I wish I could say the same for us too.

[@war4race622]

Asian culture arent this wild 😂😂😂

[@신진우-u6w]

2:32 "You're trying to find boyfriend, not customet" makes me almost died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@0909ttt]

Roasting this disgusting reality show needs to be a series.

[@solelak]

Too right with disgusting, this show makes me die.

[@ikitclaw4852]

@Madhu Raksha on the first date: "well, I'm looking for a women with good values, also I would like to have children, form a family eventually and a women I can spend my life with" "I'm so good in bed I can ride you like a cow" sounds appealing

[@BigBoris]

The show pretty much says “if you have big muscles, big _proportions_ then you can get a bf/gf”

[@hannadaily4u]

We need uncle roger on the show to judge everything they do😂😂

[@enderchild7503]

YES

[@sugakookie640]

Yes

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

“You two, so superficiaaaaaal! No real love here! Where your love? WHERE YOUR LOVE?”

[@hannadaily4u]

@@sydneyslaughter7163 why is this so accurate?😭😂

[@ZionetteEsther]

"You trying to find boyfriend.. Not customer" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidabuyo6932]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5epm5Sumqyqo6c..

[@yorgr1465]

🤣

[@sindeeddoesweirdshit]

Not funny at all.

[@Flam3r3walk]

@@sindeeddoesweirdshit yeap. Not funny...because Their really finding customer.

[@LimCH84]

@@sindeeddoesweirdshit lol butthurt

[@naiiomii2116]

"You need to find men not customer" that's got me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ML-lf8wb]

When Uncle Roger started winking I was dying Also Faye listening to Brad and trying to control her facial expressions is a mood

[@martina5296]

I think her facial expressions were involuntary. A cautionary tale of not to cheap out on Botox and fillers.

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Uncle Roger: *"You trying to find boyfriend, not customer."* Pretty sure they're just trying to find a money dispenser, tbh.

[@skygiu]

men included!!

[@stevenscottoddballz]

*they're

[@bimasyamsulakathrax9643]

"Uncle Roger so so old, the only social media that i use, is an ouija board" -Legendary master UNCLE ROGER

[@maliburn.1737]

Jir sepeg cok

[@Oueenazolatigressgina]

Ahhh yes the ouija board the oldest social media there is

[@notmyname3556]

only the brave ones were on them

[@premexu2852]

2:29 "YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND BOYFRIEND, NOT CUSTOMER"💀

[@mrnigelng]

For more sorry children material, check out Nephew Nigel podcast: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5vEqaaGhbWUjsU

[@MALEMization]

React to Kid's Nation, UNCLE!

[@lily-k4b]

Thanks for posting these funny reaction videos that always makes my day Uncle Roger!

[@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman]

Can you do weejio about spammers in KZbin ?

[@andrewgrumbs8131]

I thought this video would be family friendly so i watch it with my family

[@1v1mebots72]

Ok but sorry children

[@pepper_doze2463]

"Control what?! Those boobs so fake they not going anywhere!" -Uncle Roger

[@farauanhom]

Also 'they're so fake, they make the grass look real' 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlesward8196]

“You trying to find boyfriend, not customer.” Could not stop laughing, tears running down cheeks, HAD to pause the weejo. .Can you conceive of a life so devoid of meaning and significance that you would actually WATCH a show like Love Island for entertainment?

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Right? I hate Love Island, never bothered watching it. The contestants feel like a bunch of superficial, depraved individuals with no self respect. lol Sure, there's money to be won, but even with that much money, I could never go on something so shallow and disgusting. lol Plus, everyone on there seems to be a bit... slow-witted. Not saying I'm incredibly smart myself, but these people feel like degenerates. It's okay to like sex and be open about it, but these people are just top tier cringe and probably a bunch of gold diggers. People will tell me it's not fair to judge people I don't know, but they put themselves on here and made fools of themselves. lol I'm getting all of this just by watching them here. At least Uncle Roger made it bearable by being savage as usual. lol

[@nukiesduke6868]

The sad part is how many people watch crap like this. Yikes.

[@arokh72]

@@nukiesduke6868 you're right. A quick Google suggests this show has been running since 2015. Sad that there is enough people watching it to keep it going for 6 years. Once again Idiocracy has proven to be a prophetic movie.

[@brgvc]

so true , my brother, so true.. stay strong, please , mate

[@angelinegoh8769]

Whats Weejo

[@justgonnacomment]

5:03 😭 lmao

[@MightiiNinja]

“Just like how Jamie Oliver is semi-pro chef…” 😏 STOOOP, HE’S ALREADY DEAD 😂💀

[@starlosa]

HE FUCKING MURDERED HIM

[@JobamnaJoestar]

Wth i jast watched the likes go from 97 to 106

[@Koreanbbq13]

Jamie Oliver was murdered by Uncle Roger too much!🤣🤣

[@felipemaldonado8028]

"What the I stands for?" "I nfection" hahaha, you're the best Uncle Roger

[@dustencross357]

I have not laughed so hard in a long time!

[@HR-pe2nu]

‘You’re trying to find boyfriend, not customer’ 😂

[@rynxblxssxm1709]

14:51 I don't think I can move on.

[@anshgoel]

Kid:"Dad I want to be a water engineer when I grow up" No one: Literally no one: Uncle Roger and all asian parents:"Aahhh a plumber"

[@dressrosacr7]

That's what it is tho right

[@anthonyte3111]

Asian parents: "FAILURE"

[@zealoussxx]

@@anthonyte3111 lol..same as CLEANER

[@nobledictator2906]

Haha, but I think water engineer is hydraulic engineer?

[@yelloandy]

That’s “plump-ber“ 😂

[@charminbaer2323]

Uncle Roger, when Hollywood or any media talks about "diversity", they mean black people. Not Asians, Latinos, Middle Easterners, etc.

[@Elthian]

Hmm... Variation?

[@roccosfondo8748]

If I were Asian I would be happy to don't be represented in that shitshow

[@alecsanavongsay8894]

@@roccosfondo8748 I’m happy not having representation…means I can further distance myself from it

[@roro19966]

Seeing what happens every time time they try to have middle easterners in a show (I’m looking at you elite), I’d prefer them just not including us

[@solitairedoll]

I’d rather they NOT include my people (Black folks) in this trashy mess.

[@UnclePhil73]

Some of those swimsuits are being held up by nothing but faith.

[@praiseayodele2616]

💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@melody8369]

lmao

[@Twilightwolf27]

Lmfao so true

[@melvinolsson9958]

Hahahahahah😂

[@sarahkybanez800]

😫😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣

[@muhammadhamzazafar6903]

Uncle Roger gives accurate descriptions even outside of cooking

[@annabelle4357]

There is a show called “Love is Blind” where contestants GET LEGALLY MARRIED having never met or seen each other until their wedding. Then the show follows them living together for 3 months & they decide if they want to divorce or stay married. Uncle Roger would love it

[@OmniversalInsect]

@@jellyfishi_ Don't watch it then

[@musicmirj]

@@jellyfishi_ well yeah but marriage isn't exclusive to religious people, you know... it's free to anyone. you don't have to watch it and if you're religious, don't sign up for it.

[@halinaqi2194]

@@OmniversalInsect exactly, just don't watch it. There are bigger issues in life that I think God would rather have people focus on than a TV show.

[@aaronfreeman8252]

@@jellyfishi_ it's worked with religious people before (Married at First sight Season 5)

[@elirei_]

that’s messed up. marriage at once then you’ll divorced later. such a waste of money and time. but it’s reality tv so i ain’t surprised.

[@synxx__]

Even when theres no cooking, Uncle Roger finds a way to insult Jamie Oliver

[@ctakitimu]

And rightly so!

[@PrismOpal64]

I can't believe shows like that exist, I can feel my IQ dropping as I watch with Uncle Roger. Not even MSG can save this show LOL

[@luce3619]

I once saw a video, that is about a similar show to this one, someone said 'Essex is a country' at the moment I stopped processing the rest of the conversation that person said

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@luce3619bruh

[@Medoxity]

10:00 less dating more history

[@scarlet_paladin800]

That Chloe woman is obviously lying with that "I'm 25." bullshit. She doesn't look 25 she's wearing makeup and still manages to look older than my 50 year old mother.

[@Tccg97]

Oof but yes she looks old

[@obbyfool]

She look like my 63 yr old el cher who wear makeup and high heels Ya loh *Mrs SC*

[@blam9360]

So you think she's 51+?

[@scarlet_paladin800]

@@blam9360 No, I think she is 50 or around that age. My mom looks young for her age and I still look the same way I did as a teenager.

[@TheBanana93]

Id say 35-40 tbh. She was kinda fit too be fair

[@alanabelcon]

Uncle Roger has a valid point.. where are the Asian men on Love Island? His line about the last time he saw Black and Asian together was Rush Hour had me in stitches! :D

[@kensei1984]

Great memories

[@kittusim8520]

There's another movie with Jet Lee and Alyisha - Craddle 2 Death. The movie is a ride.

[@waterfallsdontsaymeow2917]

We'd probably participate in Love Mathletes, tbh.

[@bistander]

Some part of me wonder if it's because Asians would tend to avoid being on these types of shows. Is it lack of applicants or discrimination? You don't see too many Arabic men or women either.

[@alanabelcon]

@@bistander I think it's discrimination.

[@rllin317]

You don't need men, you need common sense - Uncle Roger 2021

[@farwaali3353]

"You're trying to find boyfriend not customer" best line EVER

[@watrgrl2]

It’s true, I noticed an earlier comment that the character of Uncle Roger is more real than any of those useless, bottom-scraping shallow, mind numbingly boring, cookie cutter injected, plumped, sucked, botoxed, bleached and surgically altered, emotionally stunted people! I would trade them all for just ONE Uncle Roger, even knowing he is a created character, because he has more intrinsic value in his little finger than all those fake humans just by virtue of his brilliant sense of humor!

[@wired4933]

Thank you for putting this into words, it is true.

[@goanna83]

You gotta give some props to the people in the show who are shallow, plumped, bleached, botoxed, etc. Even if Uncle Roger were real, had these people never existed on earth, he would have no purpose in life because if people were perfectly liked and not annoying, he won't be able to roast anybody 🤣

[@SIONGART]

@@goanna83 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[@inverse6309]

I would trade them all for a single piece of bacon, and I don't even eat pork.

[@Elthian]

That's a lot of adjectives.

[@chansaechao4745]

Platinum Gold: You’re trying to get a boyfriend, not a customer. What the I for? Infection. 😂 I about died. Love you Uncle Roger.

[@norisz477]

"you don't need men , you need common sense"

[@kawaiipie5475]

Yes he roasted her good!!!

[@gymantics8531]

“You trying to find boyfriend... not customer” VIOLATION

[@DaRaginLombax]

Dating shows are great. Perfect material for laughing at fools who, unlike myself, haven't accepted the fact that they're gonna die alone

[@namedrop721]

“How can you impress woman if you don’t use real fire” Uncle Roger, you’re so wise.

[@starsintrash9218]

THIS LOVE ISLAND REACTION NEEDS TO BE A SERIES

[@ENCI-b3q]

Sure i like his roasting 😂

[@Veronica_Boer]

“Balls is like wine, they need to breathe” - My friend is looking at me weird from her chair thinking I’m a crazy cow for hysterically laughing. Thank you Sir for this evening pearls of comedy ❤️

[@miccode-sn7gb]

If uncle roger is the narrator of any show it would be a hit

[@melbell0865]

This whole episode is just one big “Sorry Children”.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

exactly lol

[@Jejujipeach]

@xhthepikachu Gaming dude...your moma ....I

[@Jejujipeach]

Umm

[@Jejujipeach]

Yeah

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@Simon_Electric]

"Trying to find boyfriend not customer." Thank you Uncle Roger! I see there are still intelligent people with good taste among us. 🧐

[@cadmeianvictory]

among us... kinda sus

[@Haru-ek3up]

Among us😳😳😳😳😳

[@skrum7005]

don't wanna say this but i need clout so AMOGUS

[@kheidchaichorn9687]

AMOGOS

[@pomelo9518]

@@Haru-ek3up haiya... compliment too early, intelligence and good taste still in the trashbin

[@RotoGluOn]

"Those boobs look so fake, they're not going anywhere" XD You nailed it so bad! XD

[@goanna83]

I like the bit where he says, it looks so fake it makes the grass look real 🤣🤣🤣

[@venom_ftw9316]

They don't need nails though, look pretty sturdy to me

[@smaakjeks]

Everything about this show is repelling every fibre of my being.

[@FunkeyMonkeys]

“Being good in bed great, but what about other 23 hour and 58 minutes of day?” -Uncle Roger

[@midwings00]

Amateur. I can make it 23 hours and 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

[@trijetz3562]

@@midwings00 24 hours

[@myohmykee]

Favorite line 😆

[@zaryuki]

“Because last time uncle Roger saw Asian and black people together was Rush Hour” 😂😂

[@pinggormui]

😂😂😂

[@yosefronaldo]

11:27 "10 people sleeping in 1 room? This less like love island, more like love refugee camp." 🤣🤣🤣

[@FF-pn7fx]

"You are trying to find boyfriend not customer" a phrase that a lot of woman should consider... They would suffer less in life

[@antheiheiant]

"I'm a misogynist"

[@darthwrath4236]

"this women look like a hot scarecrow" She does. She's like if you put Paris Hilton, a scarecrow and some random valley girl addicted to pumpkin spice latte in a blender, add some orange powder and silicones to garnish as well. You'll get her. Try it.

[@waffelo4681]

Now just need to figure out how to obtain random valley girl and paris Hilton 🗿

[@wongtan5089]

But first we need a giant blender

[@masterdeetectiv9520]

Instructions unlear i got goo

[@arwahsapi]

Uncle Roger is basically every Asian mom is like: Commenting on everything.

[@superzeno9087]

Ouch that pain

[@muthi_hib]

quoted: 5:17 "Being good in a bed is not bad, but what about 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day"

[@OhCrazyEggs]

Where does Uncle Roger end and Nigel begin? This guy is a comedic genius

[@estherfuerster-ashkenazi3258]

"You are looking for a boyfriend, not a customer!" OMG. This line rules.

[@supergamerstv2615]

Tbh he's right this show should be about dating in knowing the person and spending time, not about showing skin and talking about the dirty.

[@goku_lovesu7496]

It's Love Island, dude. Not 'Dating' Island. Of course they're all horny for sex

[@alexw-s6170]

@@goku_lovesu7496 Love isn't lust though.

[@zennyboi9495]

This video is a giant “Sorry Children”. Even bigger than the Nigella Lawson weejo!

[@milan.s2681]

she looks better in her almost senior age like those upgrade young women.

[@GokurotTextingstory]

GOD PUT THIS TWO IN COULTURE REHAP PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

[@22ninja1]

And I would hear Nigella's voice all day in a audiobook much better than Love Island or any of these love competition shows.

[@Hosomakio]

“Balls are like wine…they need to breathe” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lukeItsAmeMArio]

Uncle Roger: "last time uncle Roger see asian and black people together" Me: hah i knew it Uncle Roger: "it's ruah hour" Me: oh sorry 😐

[@katsuro497]

rush hour such a good movie

[@iseetrolledpeople]

I thought he was going for Tiger.

[@fireball3777]

Was waiting for sorry children for that Haiyaah

[@lukeItsAmeMArio]

@@fireball3777 yup that's what i thought

[@earl_5808]

Oh now I get it! Is it Aunty Hersha and Uncle Roger?

[@Willowox]

Uncle Roger: You're trying to find boyfriend, not customer. LOL

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6Wce5efibJ4gJY🤣

[@goodsoup3130]

lol

[@kamenyaiba4248]

"being good in bed is not bad but how about the remaining 23hours 58minute of the day"💀💀

[@illuminara4046]

Lmfo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gavriel-og6jv]

13:03 Right! what can you expect from people that spend 80% or more of their brain capacity on how much money they can make, and therefore, how they look? the 20% left brain use is not enough for even a meaningful, nice conversation, let alone starting and keeping a relationship. Very similar to the American "relationship" phenomenon.