Uncle Roger DISGUSTED by this Dating Show (Love Island)

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2 жыл бұрын

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Will Uncle Roger learn some dating tips from Love Island? The search for love continues...
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@JessicaKobeissi
@JessicaKobeissi 2 жыл бұрын
YES NO MORE SELFIE STICKS!!! 🤣 and your commentary on this is GOLD LOL
@AndyGetsNoLuv
@AndyGetsNoLuv 2 жыл бұрын
Yooo wassup
@mrnigelng
@mrnigelng 2 жыл бұрын
Hallo niece Jessica! Your photo so FUIYOH
@robby710
@robby710 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrnigelng uncle roger goodluck on jessica
@eve.nguyen
@eve.nguyen 2 жыл бұрын
Can I expect a collab here? Uncle Roger taking fashion photo, work with the model
@collegeoffoliage6776
@collegeoffoliage6776 2 жыл бұрын
I ship it.
@seinakimura4201
@seinakimura4201 2 жыл бұрын
"Boobs look so fake, she make the grass look real" I spit out my drink 😂
@lukedyt9516
@lukedyt9516 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@miyasha2792
@miyasha2792 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@aliciab6193
@aliciab6193 2 жыл бұрын
I did too cuz I didn't notice the grass was fake!
@alexanderkarvos1361
@alexanderkarvos1361 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger use METEOR! It's Focken effective!
@adwaitab.3622
@adwaitab.3622 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@rubygraves978
@rubygraves978 2 жыл бұрын
"Being good in bed good, but what about other 23h 59min a day." I want to roast someone with that line someday.
@wanwadee
@wanwadee Жыл бұрын
Spending 2 min 😂
@pemadamdul
@pemadamdul Жыл бұрын
I took it rather too personal
@joygiftwilson286
@joygiftwilson286 Жыл бұрын
I'm dead😆😆😆
@_nthng
@_nthng Жыл бұрын
59 not 58😂
@simplyyellow6240
@simplyyellow6240 Жыл бұрын
Then you just roast yourself lol
@kseniarasputin3147
@kseniarasputin3147 Жыл бұрын
"Water engineer? I think he means a plumber" "What an "I"stands for? Infection?" "You want to find a lover, not a customer" 😂😂😂 This is pure gold
@howardlam6181
@howardlam6181 10 ай бұрын
Exactly. Chartered consultant engineers with certificates for water treatment plants or water supply in buildings don't really call themselves water engineers
@iamwhalien52
@iamwhalien52 6 ай бұрын
they all made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
@user-mk4og5ph4v
@user-mk4og5ph4v 2 ай бұрын
He’s the best 😂
@Nandini-cc4vb
@Nandini-cc4vb Жыл бұрын
Now my fav uncle roger quote is “if you can’t afford new shirt how can you afford woman” 💀😭
@celinelee6824
@celinelee6824 2 жыл бұрын
“YOU DON’T NEED MAN, YOU NEED COMMON SENSE.” Best line EVER, Uncle Roger 👍🏻
@tyuuio85
@tyuuio85 2 жыл бұрын
👍👍
@8man789
@8man789 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty good life advice if you ask me
@nikiwe1307
@nikiwe1307 2 жыл бұрын
@@8man789 True
@kwaiyuechow6421
@kwaiyuechow6421 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@HayashiShirou
@HayashiShirou 2 жыл бұрын
becoz no brain mah.... XD
@kegoplays1837
@kegoplays1837 2 жыл бұрын
"Sex is good , but what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes in the day" ... Killer
@stupidsomeone_5326
@stupidsomeone_5326 2 жыл бұрын
That was 😎😎😎
@vodkalima
@vodkalima 2 жыл бұрын
Savage
@jackievang1906
@jackievang1906 2 жыл бұрын
That was cold 🥶
@fibreoptik
@fibreoptik 2 жыл бұрын
Funny cause it’s true
@giornogiovanna3139
@giornogiovanna3139 2 жыл бұрын
Well you generally need minimum 8 hours of sleep so its 15 hours and 58 minuites.
@ProfDragonite
@ProfDragonite 11 ай бұрын
I love how Uncle Roger is both so purehearted and yet so dirty-minded.
@soniayt5858
@soniayt5858 11 ай бұрын
👍🏻🤣🤣🤣
@hannadaily4u
@hannadaily4u Жыл бұрын
We need uncle roger on the show to judge everything they do😂😂
@enderchild7503
@enderchild7503 Жыл бұрын
YES
@sugakookie640
@sugakookie640 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@sydneyslaughter7163
@sydneyslaughter7163 11 ай бұрын
“You two, so superficiaaaaaal! No real love here! Where your love? WHERE YOUR LOVE?”
@hannadaily4u
@hannadaily4u 11 ай бұрын
@@sydneyslaughter7163 why is this so accurate?😭😂
@rickkobriantono2578
@rickkobriantono2578 2 жыл бұрын
Q: "Why no asian?" A: "Asian doesn't need dating show. Our parents set us up 😂"
@Richrichaa
@Richrichaa 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@peterchi5606
@peterchi5606 2 жыл бұрын
So accurate
@Sexyduffman420
@Sexyduffman420 2 жыл бұрын
Thats so funny. Caught me off guard but so true.
@novaprime556
@novaprime556 2 жыл бұрын
Naruto: 🙁
@JF-xb1zh
@JF-xb1zh 2 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@xkiyori
@xkiyori 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Uncle Roger can still roasts Jamie Oliver even in a non-cooking show 🤣
@kaydenbreak4283
@kaydenbreak4283 Жыл бұрын
His main target always Jamie Oliver 😂
@alessandrocalabrese4436
@alessandrocalabrese4436 Жыл бұрын
2 times! 😂😂😂
@anthp1c518
@anthp1c518 Жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@RubenStrauss
@RubenStrauss Жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@John-Tony26
@John-Tony26 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bmak76
@bmak76 Жыл бұрын
Imagine publicly saying you’re partial to married men or women and not being ashamed at all.
@CozmicSwag
@CozmicSwag Жыл бұрын
What does partial me
@ineedsIeep
@ineedsIeep Жыл бұрын
what does partial mean?
@mrtrollnator123
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by partial?
@DandelionGroto
@DandelionGroto Жыл бұрын
Partial?
@melikatalks7676
@melikatalks7676 Жыл бұрын
​@@CozmicSwag it just means you like or prefer married people
@valerieperrin7903
@valerieperrin7903 Жыл бұрын
"being good in bed is ok but what about the other 23h and 58 minutes...." I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reecebiscuits420
@reecebiscuits420 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂was looking for this comment
@thespiritlifewithokpoei
@thespiritlifewithokpoei 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 same here
@vesh
@vesh 2 жыл бұрын
We need Uncle Roger on the dating show
@911_terrorist
@911_terrorist 2 жыл бұрын
Why you everywhere mate 😂 but yes!
@avhyudayasharma7732
@avhyudayasharma7732 2 жыл бұрын
The new justin y
@frqbkpsa4594
@frqbkpsa4594 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6Wce5efibJ4gJY🤣🤣
@frqbkpsa4594
@frqbkpsa4594 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6Wce5efibJ4gJY🤣🤣
@speedflight
@speedflight 2 жыл бұрын
Heh
@nikkishana201
@nikkishana201 2 жыл бұрын
“You don’t need a man, you need common sense” -Uncle Roger lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@MirrorOfEmotions
@MirrorOfEmotions 2 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@erica-elfriedemarik6647
@erica-elfriedemarik6647 2 жыл бұрын
Is so
@J__-ci8bp
@J__-ci8bp 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this is copied btw
@andrewhate5925
@andrewhate5925 2 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@cooliipie
@cooliipie 2 жыл бұрын
@@J__-ci8bp Copied? He literally said it
@deyababe9741
@deyababe9741 Жыл бұрын
I swear I would literally watch the whole show but with Uncle Roger as a commentator😂😂😂 So if we ever get a version of the show where Uncle Roger is reacting to every episode I’m in.
@12Kyra121
@12Kyra121 Жыл бұрын
Me too, I wouldn't watch this show by itself.
@neilarmour4497
@neilarmour4497 Жыл бұрын
When someone is asked "What's your type?" and they respond with a list of physical attributes they need to be removed from society.
@larshofler8298
@larshofler8298 Жыл бұрын
💯
@nondescriptnyc
@nondescriptnyc Жыл бұрын
True! But, unfortunately, this trend will get worse, presumably with young kids being exposed to social media that glorify superficial features that are designed to show off-anything from luxury goods and services to artificially-obtained physical features.
@carolinpurayidom4570
@carolinpurayidom4570 Жыл бұрын
Then thats almost every person if all they list is physical traits then yeah its a problem
@SalvadorButtersworth
@SalvadorButtersworth 4 ай бұрын
"Tall, dark, and handsome" has been what women like for a long time.
@neilarmour4497
@neilarmour4497 4 ай бұрын
@@SalvadorButtersworth no, tall dark and handsome has been the cliché for a long time. There is no such thing as 'what women like'. Its like saying all men like big boobed dumb blondes.
@amanymohamed8384
@amanymohamed8384 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger: "I like her the most,she dress so classy" 2 sec later: "oh she the host"💀
@bruceshen1531
@bruceshen1531 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger wrong. Most awesome lady at 6:27.
@kyle505
@kyle505 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruceshen1531 hahahaha agree..
@zealoussxx
@zealoussxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruceshen1531 agree..IU
@shantayhightower8850
@shantayhightower8850 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@22martinez1
@22martinez1 2 жыл бұрын
Mmm.
@riduanaqil1452
@riduanaqil1452 2 жыл бұрын
Its not just Egg Fried Rice anymore.. Uncle Roger is expanding his domain
@frqbkpsa4594
@frqbkpsa4594 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6Wce5efibJ4gJY🤣🤣
@praaveen407
@praaveen407 2 жыл бұрын
Domain expansion
@riduanaqil1452
@riduanaqil1452 2 жыл бұрын
@@praaveen407 😂😂
@shoobzy3431
@shoobzy3431 2 жыл бұрын
@@praaveen407 I was waiting for someone to make a jjk reference.
@shadowp2155
@shadowp2155 2 жыл бұрын
@@praaveen407 I was about to-
@Tips.and.Tricks.101
@Tips.and.Tricks.101 Жыл бұрын
The way “sorry children” sounds attractive too😂
@bibliophileloveschiligarlic
@bibliophileloveschiligarlic Жыл бұрын
After this weejio, winking will never be the same again 😂
@ahlee2
@ahlee2 Жыл бұрын
@darklordlc
@darklordlc 2 жыл бұрын
“His skin is more Orange than Uncle Roger’s polo shirt. It’s like he took a shower in Chernobyl.” He got that that one out before he broke. 🤣
@shootervane8966
@shootervane8966 2 жыл бұрын
didn’t get the joke. Why orange in Chernobyl
@aguynamedstetchkov4690
@aguynamedstetchkov4690 2 жыл бұрын
Radiation man
@TheHawkEyeFemto
@TheHawkEyeFemto 2 жыл бұрын
@@shootervane8966 radiation
@OGK_Kash
@OGK_Kash 2 жыл бұрын
@@shootervane8966 woooooooshhh
@akash1playboy
@akash1playboy 2 жыл бұрын
The PE teacher is the only guy who was accurate about his job. Water engineer - plumber Semi-pro footballer - currently unemployed, and play Sunday league
@zoarmhirr2964
@zoarmhirr2964 2 жыл бұрын
Nah water engineer is actually a more qualified plumber with more responsibilities.
@constancenoh6872
@constancenoh6872 2 жыл бұрын
Water engineers work under water, with the mechanics that *beg to be fixed underwater. Scuba style sometimes *need
@radag45t
@radag45t 2 жыл бұрын
@@constancenoh6872 🤦‍♂️not quite they repair, maintain sewage , waste water - sea defence walls, reservoirs pipe works plumbers for water supply companies. Hyperbaric Welders repair underwater piping different profession all together.
@constancenoh6872
@constancenoh6872 2 жыл бұрын
@@radag45tWhoops. My bad, I must've confused them.
@torben_vp
@torben_vp 2 жыл бұрын
@@zoarmhirr2964 sounds like a plumber with extra steps
@mahimaJW2424
@mahimaJW2424 Жыл бұрын
''boobs so fake make the grass look real''🤣 i cant!!
@abernhard3487
@abernhard3487 Жыл бұрын
Every single word uncle roger said was 100 percent true...
@akindiamccollin8438
@akindiamccollin8438 2 жыл бұрын
Nephew Jake -"I'm a water engineer" Uncle Roger - "I think he just mean he plumber" Lmao🤣🤣🤣
@chiensyang
@chiensyang 2 жыл бұрын
Water engineering is a civil-engineering specialty which is the designing, building, and maintenance of the regional water-supply infrastructures for business and residential use. However, Uncle Roger might be right. The man claiming to be a water engineer might not be one.
@elobiretv
@elobiretv 2 жыл бұрын
@@chiensyang Sounds like a fancy plumber to me.
@chiensyang
@chiensyang 2 жыл бұрын
@@elobiretv, This is like saying electrical engineers are fancy electricians.
@timlpld9784
@timlpld9784 2 жыл бұрын
@@chiensyang aren't they tho? :p
@redo5552
@redo5552 2 жыл бұрын
@@chiensyang I mean they kinda are.
@iniagung4665
@iniagung4665 2 жыл бұрын
"You're trying to find boyfriend, not customer." This had me lmfao
@BruhMoment-mn9kn
@BruhMoment-mn9kn 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@siyumivishakya4979
@siyumivishakya4979 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😅
@anthp1c518
@anthp1c518 Жыл бұрын
It's so true
@salixalba9677
@salixalba9677 Жыл бұрын
Bangke 🤣🤣
@leenampm4143
@leenampm4143 11 ай бұрын
That's what i thought too
@christopherevensen4942
@christopherevensen4942 Жыл бұрын
This show has come up on my Netflix feed, and every time I was like, "Nope, no thanks!" Finally, Uncle Roger came along and showed me the way to truly appreciate this content!
@swamzvj5045
@swamzvj5045 Жыл бұрын
We need more of Uncle Roger roasting Love island!! Make it a series please!
@starrykookie
@starrykookie 2 жыл бұрын
"This is what happens if your culture doesn't have bubble tea." LMAO
@kingo5940
@kingo5940 2 жыл бұрын
Read that comment exactly when he dropped it lol
@tg.tyrant2302_
@tg.tyrant2302_ 2 жыл бұрын
Bubble tea is so fucking great
@cute-ze8xw
@cute-ze8xw 2 жыл бұрын
@@kerrygamer9359 Wha-
@yeast6061
@yeast6061 2 жыл бұрын
@@kerrygamer9359 seriously
@Acousticmf123
@Acousticmf123 2 жыл бұрын
@@tg.tyrant2302_ black circle thing is real good
@Jen_Z_
@Jen_Z_ 2 жыл бұрын
"You're trying to find boyfriend not customer" - Uncle roger.
@stefanuskevin5897
@stefanuskevin5897 2 жыл бұрын
Best quote hahaha
@alimracsaints6460
@alimracsaints6460 2 жыл бұрын
Love this quote 😂😂😂😂
@daniejessicarivera2034
@daniejessicarivera2034 2 жыл бұрын
Very true
@sunshinesugar2635
@sunshinesugar2635 2 жыл бұрын
Love your username 😌
@Jen_Z_
@Jen_Z_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@sunshinesugar2635 Thank you!!!💜
@marlingerges5665
@marlingerges5665 Жыл бұрын
Wow he started winking and sticking his tongue 👅 I started laughing my soul out 😂😂😂
@agmarthia8468
@agmarthia8468 Жыл бұрын
Uncle! U made my day 😭👍 the blink Nd the tounge was so true
@lourdesveiramercado2665
@lourdesveiramercado2665 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger is literally giving a review for a dating show, yet he still found a way to roast Jamie Oliver 😂
@emhgarlyyeung
@emhgarlyyeung 2 жыл бұрын
We need Uncle Roger & Jamie Oliver collab in a reality dating show
@newname3718
@newname3718 2 жыл бұрын
true love i suppose ahhahahaha
@lourdesveiramercado2665
@lourdesveiramercado2665 2 жыл бұрын
@@newname3718 ugh, new otp Rogiver 😩❤❤❤ the enemies to lovers trope we all need
@ahlee2
@ahlee2 Жыл бұрын
@thememberwiththebesthair4325
@thememberwiththebesthair4325 Жыл бұрын
connecting water engineer into being a plumber is so funny to me XD
@veronicabezerradasilva9947
@veronicabezerradasilva9947 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to be on a show like this with Uncle Roger. We would bond while making fun of the other participants and judging them
@fancycatvomit435
@fancycatvomit435 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like your insecure
@veronicabezerradasilva9947
@veronicabezerradasilva9947 Жыл бұрын
FancyCatVomit , only when I'm making jokes.
@spiderlilly9
@spiderlilly9 8 ай бұрын
​@@fancycatvomit435Naa you sound like the insecure one. Go cry a river
@taerinu5270
@taerinu5270 2 жыл бұрын
“This is what happens when your culture doesn’t have boba tea. You need to find something else to suck on.” Classic! When I introduced my friend to boba tea recently, her reaction, “Why do I have a mouth full of balls?”
@kasvinimuniandy4178
@kasvinimuniandy4178 2 жыл бұрын
HHAHAHAHA OMG
@zvezdoblyat
@zvezdoblyat 2 жыл бұрын
That’s... that’s what she said 🤣
@tealablu3759
@tealablu3759 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a line from the blooper reel of “almost Christmas”, “we don’t put balls in our mouths”. It was in reference to boba tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vena936
@vena936 Жыл бұрын
More like chicken feets lol
@leewc623
@leewc623 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@billwilliams4281
@billwilliams4281 2 жыл бұрын
"Semi-pro footballer. Just like Jamie Oliver semi-pro chef."
@gavinyuangao4366
@gavinyuangao4366 2 жыл бұрын
Tenth degree burn 🔥
@tanmaybonde
@tanmaybonde 2 жыл бұрын
Semi-pro? He is a full time pro faker chef.
@maximuschow6610
@maximuschow6610 2 жыл бұрын
@@tanmaybonde exactly he worst than semi pro more like random dumpster chef
@DogeSargeant
@DogeSargeant 2 жыл бұрын
@@maximuschow6610 Wtf, did you just insult my local homeless, Jeffrey, his dumpster cooking is fire, not induction stove like Jamie Oliver.
@DogeSargeant
@DogeSargeant 2 жыл бұрын
HAIIYAAAAAAAH
@orlandoarviso9047
@orlandoarviso9047 Жыл бұрын
This whole video 🤣 I didn't expect to laugh my ass off ! Plummer 🤣🤣🤣
@godtable
@godtable Жыл бұрын
The I for infection joke and the other one with the fake grass were super funny! Great video!
@sarahjorgensen2371
@sarahjorgensen2371 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't say that in public" - This is why I allow my teenager to watch Uncle Roger. Definitely here for the morals.
@ivandphantom9028
@ivandphantom9028 2 жыл бұрын
I salute you, though be ready for your child cursing
@Rafalo15
@Rafalo15 2 жыл бұрын
Even with Uncle Roger's hilarious commentary, this show is a paaaaaaaaaaaaain to watch, goddamn.
@tianahorsey-daydreamer8962
@tianahorsey-daydreamer8962 2 жыл бұрын
Same! I couldn't have watched this otherwise. And it was still.... Ugh.
@yuvalgabay1023
@yuvalgabay1023 2 жыл бұрын
The biritsh accent doasnt halp also..I can't believe the irish/Scottish accents (one of the greatest ones) are so close to the English once (one of the worst)
@cornell4
@cornell4 2 жыл бұрын
@@yuvalgabay1023 Tbf these shows always depict the ones with the worst "chavvy" accents not proper spoken English, like TOWIE and made in Chelsea everyone thinks people from Essex sounds like Joey Essex
@proofreader81
@proofreader81 2 жыл бұрын
Havent watch it hahha just a weird show
@R-7-7
@R-7-7 2 жыл бұрын
First time seeing it and I'm speechless.
@parthnagpal4762
@parthnagpal4762 Жыл бұрын
this was so fun to watch make more of these
@justagalwhocomments
@justagalwhocomments Жыл бұрын
5:03 😭 lmao
@miamiglia
@miamiglia 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like they could just replace love island with uncle roger judging people. I’d tune in for it lol.
@williamwan3712
@williamwan3712 2 жыл бұрын
This reality show shows the world the most superficial, cheap, contrived, and vulgar aspects of modern Western culture trend. They're not looking for a date, they're looking for a booty call. I can't even imagine what society will be like if the teenagers watch this show and imitate it. You won't find the meaning and responsibility of love by pretending to be a twinkling mirrorball
@tg.tyrant2302_
@tg.tyrant2302_ 2 жыл бұрын
I agree but it's kinda entertaining at the same time too if you dont replicate its unrealistic relationships in real life, I just watch it knowing it's a silly entertainment show
@Matt19matt19
@Matt19matt19 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf they're just looking for work after the show. Usually a boo hoo (website selling cheap clothing) contract.
@TheOriginal_Unaleska
@TheOriginal_Unaleska 2 жыл бұрын
What you talking about? Do you know how casual the world is about sex? And its getting to the younger and younger. Its really fucked up.
@khiemho162
@khiemho162 2 жыл бұрын
True, it's like they're trying to hook up or something
@alejandrobotero8725
@alejandrobotero8725 2 жыл бұрын
It would be like 15, 16, 17 year old girls laughing at 16, 17, 18, 19 year old boys for still living at home and being unemployed. Oh wait, that was on a British show/ podcast. "You need your own place, right? What are you doing, 17 years old and living off mummy and daddy? Embarrassing, right?" 😑😑😑😑
@edfuadmo9995
@edfuadmo9995 Жыл бұрын
Rush Hour Joke was the Best 😂😂😂
@vedikagaikwad9052
@vedikagaikwad9052 7 ай бұрын
Water don't need engineering 🤣🤣
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger after being cheeky: “Sorry, children.” ‘Love Island’ every 5 minutes: “Sorry, Uncle Roger.”
@note_456
@note_456 2 жыл бұрын
@Tom Simons ᨆ shut up
@clqr1nc3
@clqr1nc3 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH
@davidabuyo6932
@davidabuyo6932 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5epm5Sumqyqo6c..
@davidabuyo6932
@davidabuyo6932 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5epm5Sumqyqo6c..
@idkpoke6486
@idkpoke6486 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidabuyo6932 stfu
@dannivizion
@dannivizion 2 жыл бұрын
"You don't need man, you need common sense." So much truth, about every reality dating show ever, so early in the video.
@PKB94
@PKB94 Жыл бұрын
Honestly the Ouija board joke was pretty good
@user-fu8dx8ih9t
@user-fu8dx8ih9t Жыл бұрын
2:32 "You're trying to find boyfriend, not customet" makes me almost died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rishiprasath
@rishiprasath 2 жыл бұрын
"You're looking for boyfriend , not customer" Uncle Roger Book of Wisdom
@rubylee4704
@rubylee4704 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that
@tinoboegli4855
@tinoboegli4855 2 жыл бұрын
@@rubylee4704 sameeehahahhahahahahah
@ChechiDLR
@ChechiDLR 2 жыл бұрын
So good, so true lol
@DestructionDemonDiego
@DestructionDemonDiego 2 жыл бұрын
"You looking for boyfriend not customer" Damn, way to insult *auntie Helen* bro.
@MidnightFr1ght
@MidnightFr1ght 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger please do this do Auntie Helen. If you are reading this
@sometherapywouldbeuseful
@sometherapywouldbeuseful 9 ай бұрын
Water engineer guy:im a engineer Uncle roger:i think he meant he plumber This had me
@68cincity
@68cincity Жыл бұрын
How in the world did you get through this program. Uncle you're the only reason I finished watching it. Hahaha! You're sssooo funny Haiya! 😆😅🤣😂
@pepper_doze2463
@pepper_doze2463 2 жыл бұрын
"Control what?! Those boobs so fake they not going anywhere!" -Uncle Roger
@farauanhom
@farauanhom 2 жыл бұрын
Also 'they're so fake, they make the grass look real' 🤣🤣🤣
@0909ttt
@0909ttt 2 жыл бұрын
Roasting this disgusting reality show needs to be a series.
@solelak
@solelak Жыл бұрын
Too right with disgusting, this show makes me die.
@ikitclaw4852
@ikitclaw4852 11 ай бұрын
@Madhu Raksha on the first date: "well, I'm looking for a women with good values, also I would like to have children, form a family eventually and a women I can spend my life with" "I'm so good in bed I can ride you like a cow" sounds appealing
@BigBoris
@BigBoris 9 ай бұрын
The show pretty much says “if you have big muscles, big _proportions_ then you can get a bf/gf”
@SharulWindowShopper
@SharulWindowShopper 8 ай бұрын
Love the video and the end bloopers too 😂
@adolliadolo5450
@adolliadolo5450 Жыл бұрын
“This less like love island, more like love refugee camp”. This one got me.😂😂😂
@ZionetteEsther
@ZionetteEsther 2 жыл бұрын
"You trying to find boyfriend.. Not customer" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davidabuyo6932
@davidabuyo6932 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5epm5Sumqyqo6c..
@yorgr1465
@yorgr1465 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@sindeeddoesweirdshit
@sindeeddoesweirdshit 2 жыл бұрын
Not funny at all.
@Flam3r3walk
@Flam3r3walk 2 жыл бұрын
@@sindeeddoesweirdshit yeap. Not funny...because Their really finding customer.
@edomerry
@edomerry 2 жыл бұрын
@@sindeeddoesweirdshit lol butthurt
@LooNciFeRx
@LooNciFeRx 2 жыл бұрын
"Why no Asian?" I think we have more values and morals than that.
@felicedt4912
@felicedt4912 2 жыл бұрын
Yea
@oliviaguo3384
@oliviaguo3384 2 жыл бұрын
so true lol
@SampsfaN
@SampsfaN 2 жыл бұрын
And who are you to decide which morals and values are superior as opposed to others? It's just a different culture chill out.
@SuccessMotivationWisdomEtc.
@SuccessMotivationWisdomEtc. 2 жыл бұрын
We just aren't open to this kind of show. This is so western.
@zoroteats2254
@zoroteats2254 2 жыл бұрын
@@SampsfaN i think they meant these people from the western part are more vulgar compared to the conservatives in Asia. It's kinda true lmao chill
@swastikadas8357
@swastikadas8357 Жыл бұрын
"You're trying to find a boyfriend, not a customer" Got me 🤣🤣
@enchantedsaiyanv3
@enchantedsaiyanv3 8 ай бұрын
Water engineers study a broad range of subjects, such as water and wastewater treatment, water infrastructure and water processing and distribution systems. They will understand the environmental, commercial, economic, and social implications of decision-making in the water industry. The estimated salary for a Water Engineer is £34,320 per year in the London, United Kingdom area.
@seleneeej
@seleneeej 2 жыл бұрын
"Why no Asian?" Me: "Because we Asians are better than that?" 😂
@shrutich4795
@shrutich4795 2 жыл бұрын
Shannon is Asian!
@ww-jd6ej
@ww-jd6ej 2 жыл бұрын
正解!(沒
@beebee32002
@beebee32002 2 жыл бұрын
Asians have a life
@leonbanks5728
@leonbanks5728 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could say the same for us too.
@war4race622
@war4race622 2 жыл бұрын
Asian culture arent this wild 😂😂😂
@Zack-xv2yc
@Zack-xv2yc 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Roger: *"You trying to find boyfriend, not customer."* Pretty sure they're just trying to find a money dispenser, tbh.
@skygiu
@skygiu 2 жыл бұрын
men included!!
@stevenscottoddballz
@stevenscottoddballz 2 жыл бұрын
*they're
@victorsy7063
@victorsy7063 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to participate in love Island for uncle roger on behalf of my Asian brothers
@rynxblxssxm1709
@rynxblxssxm1709 9 ай бұрын
14:51 I don't think I can move on.
@felipemaldonado8028
@felipemaldonado8028 2 жыл бұрын
"What the I stands for?" "I nfection" hahaha, you're the best Uncle Roger
@dustencross357
@dustencross357 2 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed so hard in a long time!
@bimasyamsulakathrax9643
@bimasyamsulakathrax9643 2 жыл бұрын
"Uncle Roger so so old, the only social media that i use, is an ouija board" -Legendary master UNCLE ROGER
@maliburn.1737
@maliburn.1737 2 жыл бұрын
Jir sepeg cok
@imnotpaidenoughforthiscrap3513
@imnotpaidenoughforthiscrap3513 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes the ouija board the oldest social media there is
@notmyname3556
@notmyname3556 2 жыл бұрын
only the brave ones were on them
@naiiomii2116
@naiiomii2116 Жыл бұрын
"You need to find men not customer" that's got me! 🤣🤣🤣
@soseniacruz7899
@soseniacruz7899 9 ай бұрын
Not skipping ads uncle roger I am happy everyday watching your videos ❤❤❤❤watching from Dubai thanks a lot
@MightiiNinja
@MightiiNinja 2 жыл бұрын
“Just like how Jamie Oliver is semi-pro chef…” 😏 STOOOP, HE’S ALREADY DEAD 😂💀
@starlosa
@starlosa 2 жыл бұрын
HE FUCKING MURDERED HIM
@Diggymafiggy
@Diggymafiggy 2 жыл бұрын
Wth i jast watched the likes go from 97 to 106
@Koreanbbq13
@Koreanbbq13 2 жыл бұрын
Jamie Oliver was murdered by Uncle Roger too much!🤣🤣
@fureafila
@fureafila 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta confess. I really struggled to understand what those folks were saying!
@riduanaqil1452
@riduanaqil1452 2 жыл бұрын
You're not alone
@babymama406
@babymama406 2 жыл бұрын
They sound drunk,or like their tongues are numb.
@zeeweed2224
@zeeweed2224 2 жыл бұрын
@@babymama406 it sounds like they have peanut butter 🧈 on the roof of there mouths that they can’t get off 😂
@Laladust
@Laladust 2 жыл бұрын
You had trouble understanding southern and midland girls? Bugger if there was a northern girl in there reckon you'd figure she's speaking another language.
@highlighter-kun
@highlighter-kun 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@babysroundhead
@babysroundhead Жыл бұрын
I never saw that show but was kind of disgusted with it, so I'm very satisfied that this man did a video regarding love Island 😘😘
@farwaali3353
@farwaali3353 Жыл бұрын
"You're trying to find boyfriend not customer" best line EVER
@RotoGluOn
@RotoGluOn 2 жыл бұрын
"Those boobs look so fake, they're not going anywhere" XD You nailed it so bad! XD
@goanna83
@goanna83 2 жыл бұрын
I like the bit where he says, it looks so fake it makes the grass look real 🤣🤣🤣
@venom_ftw9316
@venom_ftw9316 2 жыл бұрын
They don't need nails though, look pretty sturdy to me
@aleclisting2597
@aleclisting2597 2 жыл бұрын
That 'I' stand for 'Infection' joke caused Nephew Alec (Me) to put my legs down from bed. So savage, Fuiyoooh!
@davidabuyo6932
@davidabuyo6932 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5epm5Sumqyqo6c.
@yorgr1465
@yorgr1465 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@moffman87
@moffman87 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@CrankyBarista
@CrankyBarista 2 жыл бұрын
Caused me to close legs Lol
@tobiokie_dokie8016
@tobiokie_dokie8016 2 жыл бұрын
@Calpis Yakuza Peopke like to spam their KZbin links on other peoples videos. Pretty scummy to leech off of a divorced, lonely Uncle Roger.
@spicydemon5114
@spicydemon5114 7 ай бұрын
We need a series of him reviewing these types of shows
@Gavriel-og6jv
@Gavriel-og6jv 9 ай бұрын
I also like how Neil laughs at his own jokes at the end 😂
@ML-lf8wb
@ML-lf8wb 2 жыл бұрын
When Uncle Roger started winking I was dying Also Faye listening to Brad and trying to control her facial expressions is a mood
@martina5296
@martina5296 Жыл бұрын
I think her facial expressions were involuntary. A cautionary tale of not to cheap out on Botox and fillers.
@kamenyaiba4248
@kamenyaiba4248 2 жыл бұрын
"being good in bed is not bad but how about the remaining 23hours 58minute of the day"💀💀
@illuminara4046
@illuminara4046 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@muhammadhamzazafar6903
@muhammadhamzazafar6903 10 ай бұрын
Uncle Roger gives accurate descriptions even outside of cooking
@sanatripp3001
@sanatripp3001 Жыл бұрын
Found your videos on Facebook and I’m obsessed haha
@gymantics8531
@gymantics8531 2 жыл бұрын
“You trying to find boyfriend... not customer” VIOLATION
@synxx__
@synxx__ 2 жыл бұрын
Even when theres no cooking, Uncle Roger finds a way to insult Jamie Oliver
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 2 жыл бұрын
And rightly so!
@juanita8cao
@juanita8cao Жыл бұрын
As much as I love u, Uncle Roger, I can’t finish watching this video 😂 I have never liked dating shows like this. All fake stuff here.
@celiarose815
@celiarose815 Жыл бұрын
These dating shows are so crazy and disgusting especially here in France. It feels like loosing your brain cells watching such a boring show.
@fahadmalik8862
@fahadmalik8862 Жыл бұрын
I have never watched any stuff like this. I only watched him roast the show.
@fahadmalik8862
@fahadmalik8862 Жыл бұрын
I do not watch xx content; I do not hold female friends or hands. I call out misogntsic men and have GB worth of data. I do not seek out women. I do not dream about women. I do not fetize women. Insecure? Nope. Women are fooled by women. Women are used and abused by women. Men are WEAK.
@munnamunal8555
@munnamunal8555 10 ай бұрын
I tried watching the Indian version of this, it triggered me in so many levels so i stopped watching within few episodes :/
@HR-pe2nu
@HR-pe2nu 2 жыл бұрын
‘You’re trying to find boyfriend, not customer’ 😂
@UnclePhil73
@UnclePhil73 2 жыл бұрын
Some of those swimsuits are being held up by nothing but faith.
@praiseayodele2616
@praiseayodele2616 2 жыл бұрын
💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@melody8369
@melody8369 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Twilightwolf27
@Twilightwolf27 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao so true
@melvinolsson9958
@melvinolsson9958 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah😂
@sarahkybanez800
@sarahkybanez800 2 жыл бұрын
😫😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣
@Maleetorres105
@Maleetorres105 9 ай бұрын
"The only social media im on is oija board" imma steal that line for later haha
@user-yg7qd4bo9f
@user-yg7qd4bo9f Жыл бұрын
He actually remembered the names of the contestants that I would definitely forget in about 3 mins after the preview😂
@scarlet_paladin800
@scarlet_paladin800 2 жыл бұрын
That Chloe woman is obviously lying with that "I'm 25." bullshit. She doesn't look 25 she's wearing makeup and still manages to look older than my 50 year old mother.
@Tccg97
@Tccg97 2 жыл бұрын
Oof but yes she looks old
@obby726
@obby726 2 жыл бұрын
She look like my 63 yr old el cher who wear makeup and high heels Ya loh *Mrs SC*
@blam9360
@blam9360 2 жыл бұрын
So you think she's 51+?
@scarlet_paladin800
@scarlet_paladin800 2 жыл бұрын
@@blam9360 No, I think she is 50 or around that age. My mom looks young for her age and I still look the same way I did as a teenager.
@TheBanana93
@TheBanana93 2 жыл бұрын
Id say 35-40 tbh. She was kinda fit too be fair
@annabelle4357
@annabelle4357 2 жыл бұрын
There is a show called “Love is Blind” where contestants GET LEGALLY MARRIED having never met or seen each other until their wedding. Then the show follows them living together for 3 months & they decide if they want to divorce or stay married. Uncle Roger would love it
@OmniversalInsect
@OmniversalInsect Жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishi_ Don't watch it then
@musicmirj
@musicmirj Жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishi_ well yeah but marriage isn't exclusive to religious people, you know... it's free to anyone. you don't have to watch it and if you're religious, don't sign up for it.
@halinaqi2194
@halinaqi2194 Жыл бұрын
@@OmniversalInsect exactly, just don't watch it. There are bigger issues in life that I think God would rather have people focus on than a TV show.
@aaronfreeman8252
@aaronfreeman8252 Жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishi_ it's worked with religious people before (Married at First sight Season 5)
@elirei_
@elirei_ Жыл бұрын
that’s messed up. marriage at once then you’ll divorced later. such a waste of money and time. but it’s reality tv so i ain’t surprised.
@c0wbait
@c0wbait Жыл бұрын
The outtakes are so damn funny. Holy shit I love you Nigel
@rosariolarion9319
@rosariolarion9319 Жыл бұрын
‘What the eye stand for ? 😂😂INFECTION”😂😂❤I just discovered this channel yesterday I I never laughed so hard 😂. Thank you. Perhaps by the time finishing this comment, you already got married with Auntie Esther and enjoying her cooking.
@charlesward8196
@charlesward8196 2 жыл бұрын
“You trying to find boyfriend, not customer.” Could not stop laughing, tears running down cheeks, HAD to pause the weejo. .Can you conceive of a life so devoid of meaning and significance that you would actually WATCH a show like Love Island for entertainment?
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
@ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 жыл бұрын
Right? I hate Love Island, never bothered watching it. The contestants feel like a bunch of superficial, depraved individuals with no self respect. lol Sure, there's money to be won, but even with that much money, I could never go on something so shallow and disgusting. lol Plus, everyone on there seems to be a bit... slow-witted. Not saying I'm incredibly smart myself, but these people feel like degenerates. It's okay to like sex and be open about it, but these people are just top tier cringe and probably a bunch of gold diggers. People will tell me it's not fair to judge people I don't know, but they put themselves on here and made fools of themselves. lol I'm getting all of this just by watching them here. At least Uncle Roger made it bearable by being savage as usual. lol
@nukiesduke6868
@nukiesduke6868 2 жыл бұрын
The sad part is how many people watch crap like this. Yikes.
@arokh72
@arokh72 2 жыл бұрын
@@nukiesduke6868 you're right. A quick Google suggests this show has been running since 2015. Sad that there is enough people watching it to keep it going for 6 years. Once again Idiocracy has proven to be a prophetic movie.
@brgvc
@brgvc 2 жыл бұрын
so true , my brother, so true.. stay strong, please , mate
@angelinegoh8769
@angelinegoh8769 2 жыл бұрын
Whats Weejo
@PrismOpal64
@PrismOpal64 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe shows like that exist, I can feel my IQ dropping as I watch with Uncle Roger. Not even MSG can save this show LOL
@luce3619
@luce3619 2 жыл бұрын
I once saw a video, that is about a similar show to this one, someone said 'Essex is a country' at the moment I stopped processing the rest of the conversation that person said
@mrtrollnator123
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
​@@luce3619bruh
@SharonNJGaffka
@SharonNJGaffka Жыл бұрын
Every time this comes up on my recommended videos I die 😂😂😂
@OhCrazyEggs
@OhCrazyEggs 11 ай бұрын
Where does Uncle Roger end and Nigel begin? This guy is a comedic genius
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