Uncle Si's Guide to Parenting | Duck Call Room #17

Si relives the worst whuppings he ever got from his parents and shares the story of why he'll never forget his mama's switch bush. John-David realizes he's missing $1,250, and the culprit is his 7-year-old son. Si gets ready to take a belt to John-David to teach him a little Parenting 101. He also recalls all the butts that got torn up when Phil caught 16-year-old Al and his buddies drinking beer. And the boys delve into Si's free-spirited nudist days, laughing at Si's drill sergeant, Godwin's smoooooth answer to a question about his favorite trophy, Martin's philosophy on child discipline, and whether it's true that "it hurts me worse than it hurts you."
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[@edwardknott71]

I disagree. Lies are not taught. You're a born sinner. Ask the 2 year old child with chocolate cookies all over his face who ate the cookies. He will say he doesn't know. Nobody taught him that. We are born with sin and the ability to do so.

[@jriff21]

my 15yo son once he learned the story. "well dad; I know I shouldn't blame others for my mistakes; however, in this case its Adam's fault with the apple" I looked down and said "well this is the one time you wont be disciplined; because cannot argue that one."

[@edwardknott71]

He got you there lol.

[@astrangerhere1]

My Mawmaw had a young peach tree. She would pick a switch off that thing and prune in front of us. She would leave a couple leaves on the end of it. She didn’t have to use it often because observing the switch prep was enough to keep us in check. I remember seeing it on the dashboard on trips. 😆 She may have used it once or twice and that switch would wrap perfectly around your legs. I thank my grandparents for loving me enough to switch my legs!! PS.... My daughter is 14 now. I wish I had never sent her to middle school and I wish I had never allowed her to create a KZbin habit. I wish I had waited until she was much more mature to expose her to the digital world. She’s a good girl but she’s picked up some not so great attitudes from these influences.

[@christineadams1284]

Nicole Crosby Yes, on electronics, glad to see your comment. I knew my former husband wanted to buy our son a playstation for his 5th birthday in 2001, I kept saying to him, "Please, Do Not buy him a playstation, he is to young, it will rot his brain". Well, we had a Wonderful birthday party with about 30 guests including the parents, the last gift came out, it was a playstation. I got up off of the couch, walked out of the room to our bedroom and cried. Everyone knew the party was OVER, we didn't even cut the beautiful Batman cake, I did not come out to even say goodbye to anyone, the parents Knew I was severely against it. That was the day our marriage went down the tubes, dad bought the playstation for himself, he and our son became bums. It did rot his brain and screwed up his life, no ambition and most importantly the games brought demons into both of their lives. We ended up divorced, and my son still has demons in him. He is 25 and we no longer have a relationship 😢, he believes he came from carbon, the Creator is a fairytale in the sky. They place spells on movies, tv, music albums, video games and the subjects of the video games before they are packaged. John Todd, his videos on YT will help people to better understand about the spells they do in hollyweird, he came from a high up i l l u m a n a t i w i t c h family. Everyone NEEDS to hear John Todd. God Bless 🙏🏼💙🙏🏼💙

[@reeritz1280]

Oh Lord, I thought my grandma was the only one that dealt in switches...she was also a pro at shooting one of her shoe at you when you didn't listen...she NEVER missed! LOL

[@JoyNoelle.]

JD 😂😂😂 your stories 😂😂😂 I love the wisdom shared and passed on between you guy’s. Great podcast❤️

[@FirstLast-cz6ru]

Best podcast ever

[@bmatt1210]

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@dabzprincess92]

Si gets covid in his 70s and comes back stronger than ever!!!

[@landonwilliamson68]

si gets up and pulls hit belt off I died laughing

[@carlahicks3726]

Check out my nephew frm Houston..Monroe native... Cody

[@carlahicks3726]

Griff's Ok

[@allamericandiesel]

Look forward to this podcat every week!

[@cartmankewl2335]

Me to I miss duck dynasty

[@seguramlk]

@@cartmankewl2335 Me either. I miss it so bad

[@daynerandall7154]

me too since duck dynasty has been cancelled. there's nothing on T.V up here in canada .....hello neighbors to the south

[@redneckviking5891]

They upload two podcasts a week now on there channel the duck call room

[@cartmankewl2335]

@@daynerandall7154 hello to our little sisters to the north😂

[@TinafromGa]

In disciplining children, always remember “You can break a sapling but you can’t bend a tree”.

[@jamimills9249]

Guys my mom would use my belt. I had one belt that I didn't wear much, but it also didn't hurt as bad when she used it. So she would send me to my room and get a belt, or if I was wearing one, when she sent me to my room I would swap to the one that didn't hurt because I knew she would use mine. As she spanked me I would put on a show as if she was killing me lol. I got away with for a long time. Now my dad it didn't matter what it was it was gonna hurt.. worst whoopin I ever got was with a water hose. That was from my grandfather and it was the closest thing he could grab.

[@LeeLee-pk4ss]

I believe according to the Bible you don't have to teach a child to sin, the Bible says we were born in sin, and the heart is deceitful above all, in Psalms it says that we go astray from birth, speaking lies. Gods says in Genesis "for the intention of man's heart is evil from his youth." I could go on and on but here is an example that every parent will recognize: A baby will learn that if I cry momma comes and gets me and feeds me, well if I just cry even when I'm not hungry or wet some one will come and pick me up and pay attention to me.

[@ALiz86]

🤣 My Dad was in the US Army for 22 years. He was a Drill Sgt. for 4 years in the early 80s (he never lost the inner Drill Sgt. mentality and livelihood.... I will say you never, NEVER would have lied to him! If you lied, especially to his face, he'd start with this facial twitch that meant you were in for it.) He didn't have to lift a finger or lay a hand on you.... Oh boy... Lol.

[@bluerains.9059]

My kids stole $60 from my husband wallet last year. The older one did a double lie meaning he lied to his dad that he didn’t steal after he lied to his younger brother that he split half the money with him. Their privilege to weekly allowance was stripped since then. It has been a year that they both have been doing shores without allowance. My husband got his money worth at the end.

[@1981yama]

The love and unity of the Robertsons made me look into Christianity. I’m still trying to learn about Christianity but the day I excepted Jesus slowly but surely my Depression has gotten a lot less. I found the Holy Spirit and it’s something you can actually feel

[@tiffanybartolotta7691]

Read Matthew Mark Luke and John. All those books tell the story of Jesus sacrifice for you and me. Oh what joy to know my price was paid and He yet still lives!

[@101A1RB0RNE]

Read up on Islam from Quran. You will learn the true GOD brother. Everyone’s GOD, yours, mine, Jesus’ (Peace be upon him).

[@jessdavies64]

Watch Unashamed podcast with Phil, Allan and Jase. They study the Bible

[@YahwehisGodandYeshuaisKingiamr]

Praise The Lord that's awesome

[@goodytrd]

I got the wooden spoon. I come from a Greek family and the wooden spoon is known as "The Koutala". Whenever you heard The Koutala was coming out, it was time to run and hide.

[@elenaescocia2479]

I am from a Scottish/ Portuguese background & I got the wooden spoon to. My grandmother sat with it at the dinner table to make sure you behaved.

[@goodytrd]

@@elenaescocia2479 That's funny. If we were misbehaving my grandmother would do the same thing.

[@CowGirlKat8691]

✟ “If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.” 2 Chronicles 7:14

[@brendafleming6443]

I walked the walk of shame. We went to the same drawer & belt. There's switch history in my Family. It hurts. It's about the walk to the switch/belt/punishment, that matters!.

[@tabiushinkle5779]

My momma took the metal eyes off the top half of a 2 piece fishing pole and would go to work...

[@tabiushinkle5779]

Grandma would make my brother go pick mine and if it wasn't good enough he got whooped too

[@jonathanmeza8183]

Love the show!!!! From The Bay Area. My mom cracked a wooden spoon down the middle on my head on time when I was about 15-16 years old. She still uses the spoon to this day to cook.

[@tractortrader1377]

I really liked this podcast, watching from South Africa, please pray for us at this dark side of the world.

[@christineadams1284]

🙏🏼💙🙏🏼💙🙏🏼

[@hurstwanda]

Momma used red pepper or soap on our tongue for lying that way you had a reminder in your mouth for awhile to think about your sin. We love your podcast

[@Pbrennansimkins1]

If you took a shot for every time Si said no or hey you would be blackout

[@conniereese3851]

I went out to pick my own switch once and it didn't meet the approval of my mom. She went out and pulled up a switch with roots. 🤣

[@nancyusyk2802]

Hey boys-really enjoyed this episode-listening while driving and laughing all the way😇❤️👍🏻🙏🏻🇺🇸

[@papaace4]

Boy you guys keep me laughing all the time 🤣. God bless you all.🙏❤

[@Empress422]

I had to go pick my own switches over my siblings breaking rules.

[@natgosau10]

Oh, yes, wooden spoon. All I have to do is take it out of the drawer and my kid straightens up. I love that spoon.

[@seguramlk]

Uncle Si is the cherry on the top

[@doneime875]

This is, by far, the greatest podcast there is. Love y'all!

[@trumpetjered]

Professional trumpeter living in Chicago here. Get Godwin on that horn!

[@sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911]

I was already thinking KZbin before y'all said it. I was gonna say to not let him watch it. Haha

[@tarpontim2652]

Take money out of Mama's purse and you'll only do it once. Love all you guys...fan from way back.

[@darksideemt]

This video proves why this country is as crappy as it is and it's because not enough people are brought up this way (which is how was) today. Country was a much better place when kids were properly disciplined and held accountable for their bad behavior. The ending was the best....Martin aka "bitter, party of one"......LOL

[@goodytrd]

Poor Godwin doesn't get a word in edge wise this whole episode.

[@larryr6084]

I switch between this podcast and duck dynasty on you tube. These boys are great.

[@YahwehisGodandYeshuaisKingiamr]

my parents had to cut out their own switches...if they weren't good enough they had to cut out one that was worse i got the belt sometimes or i was spanked by the hand but im glad my parents did it because it taught me to be a better person The Lord said through solomon "he who spares the rod hates his son" for a reason

[@amberandy1499]

Bought me some mr & Mrs T Bloody Mary mix... wow delicious!! Thanks uncle si:)

[@mckenziethompson5969]

Uncle si loved podcat’n

[@sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911]

I 100% am on same page as Si! Cuz in my life honesty has not helped me in 90% of my life ...

[@christineadams1284]

Me too.

[@lonewolf744]

Si is the best. I laugh the whole show.

[@andrewparks6488]

Absolutely hysterical! I can’t imagine seeing Sweet Pea at 40 pounds!!!

[@RiverRat3030]

Hey guys love the show every week. But lol here comes the but. The question are we born or taught certain things... we are born with it guys and it's sin. I've seen some mean little tiny sweet babies but mean to other kids. Put two sweet little kids side by side and just give one. That both really wanted. One going to get cracked over the head oh yeah... not taught born with it... just is we all born in it amen... all but one amen thank you Lord Jesus Christ... God bless you guys always again love the show every week... aka Riverrat3030...

[@alienworkshop37]

I just got some jackhammers. They are good

[@kathicarlisle995]

My. Grandma's thing was one of her rubber soled shoes. That hurt! Now my mom used a switch and that hurt more lol.

[@daynerandall7154]

That does hurt, I will agree on that. I had the horse belt, the old ones that were 1/3" thick and 3" wide. from my Grandfather who was 6' 10" and 340 lbs from Germany b.1911 - d.2003. OUI.

[@kevinroark5024]

Setting here drinking my coffee on Norris Ln.WestMonroe La.enjoy watching,Stone,Uncle Si,Martin&Godwin in the Duck Call Room in WestMonroe,La.

[@angelacret]

Looking forward to a DAILY PODCAST ! 😀 Pretty please ! Thank you.

[@omarbueno3658]

The curly father-in-law conjecturally bare because gondola chemically supply as a roasted idea. male, freezing octopus

[@chicagowsox212]

I love Martins shirt. I’d buy it but I’ve never been hunting for anything so I’d be a poser. But I’m a great shot at the range with my pistols. If the DD peeps wanna take me hunting I’m in 😎👍🏼

[@dianehartley4416]

You all are so real.. this sounds like my brothers and I recalling our childhood memories of whoopings..lol.. I enjoy listening to you all.. Thanks..

[@kalebhaas991]

My grandma Kay would make me pick switches off the willow tree the same way haha!!

[@chrisnichiolas76]

Love these guys! My grandma would use the fly swatter, minus the plastic end for the flies. We had a willow tree in the yard so guess what my mom would use...

[@alexreavis1623]

Hey have mrs Kay on the show

[@leanneburbank]

You are all high lair eee us! The days of whuppins are def more entertaining in hindsight.

[@jeffreytaylor111]

a Godwin original 🤣🤣

[@WRLD-jb4zs]

JD is really cool. I enjoy his input in the show

[@cathyheckman3311]

So how is JD related to Willy

[@nmbrock]

@@cathyheckman3311 he is korie cousin.

[@chrisrunner329]

Love the pod cast my mom used a piece of base board with the board of education wrote on it.( It educated very well lol)

[@Tk.utelab]

Love the shirt Martin that’s awesome. I am a public lands Duck Hunter in Idaho.

[@nealvaliant603]

That's a good talk show right there, HA!!GOD BLESS ALL!🦆🦆🦆

[@cdylouwho9451]

Bless every single one of you! You make me laugh, smile and remember how wonderful life is!

[@jordo613]

When Si says he could take a bath in the new sergeants hat, I lost it along w/ JD haha

[@sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911]

Your son took the money to buy Mr. Beast merchandise🤔🧐🤔

[@jesse7975]

Hay jacK!

[@sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911]

Uncle Si NEEDS TO BRAND HIS TEA and make green tea with raw farm honey, sweet tea with raw farm honey.. Id start with those first then maybe get with some other flavors. And I would give some of the proffits for water in countries who don't have any and also for Americans who don't have none... Anyways I think it's long overdue. You can call it Uncle Si's life juice

[@tiffanybartolotta7691]

He drinks unsweetened tea.

[@kevinunger433]

Yep in the 60’s. I got my butt wooped many times. My mother’s weapon of choice was a green fiberglass switch. Many welts. Ooooooyeeooowww. But it turned me into a honest person.

[@tarpontim2652]

When you here the belt loops, dad done upholstered and it's to late.

[@victorgopio3119]

SI has to be included in the Pokémon legend deck...

[@sharonscain7673]

Amen Uncle Si! So true about boundaries!

[@theramblingmoquer]

Si ţook sweet pea to the vet for a cat scan.....lol

[@tiffanybartolotta7691]

To this day I won't grow a box hedge. Lol

[@irvingbrown2389]

He would have to know the concept of money and what it’s real value is and what it means to people and what people have to do to get it. As a parent we taught my son from a young age the value of money and how it works as well as teaching him to be honest and respectful, he’s now 22 and will have his masters degree in less than two months and has never touched alcohol or drugs and would never consider stealing from anyone. It’s all about how you raise your children and the consistency and pride you put into their upbringing. I didn’t miss one parent teacher conference or school event or one single life event and as parents we made sure we built memories that will last a lifetime and still are any chance we get. To this day our child is our lives. I wouldn’t have it any different or change a thing. I have a great bond and relationship with my son and couldn’t be more proud. There’s no better joy in life than having a child. We never had to use physical means to discipline our child. Not once was he ever beaten or slapped not one finger ever laid on him . He may have had time outs or something like that but the proof is in the pudding. Love , attention and a good upbringing and solid foundation in life. He now teaches at the school where he’s getting his masters degree in mathematics. It pays for his tuition and living expenses. And he’s the most respectful person you’ll ever meet. I would assume a child who takes money and doesn’t understand what it is most likely had no idea they were doing anything wrong. That’s a great opportunity to explain the value of money and what it means and teach a valuable life lesson and no punishment needed unless it was done with the knowledge it was wrong. Then it’s up to the parents how they handle punishment. But it’s a proven fact that no violence or physical contact is ever needed. Thanks for sharing and love the podcast!

[@davidingram2279]

I got the worst wiping over something my daddy made me do we had a litter of pups and one was born with no butt hole he made me kill it than my older sister keap asking begging what we done to kill it swears she wouldn't tell ran in the house screeming daddy was killing flys with a meatel handle fly swat blood run down my legs I had many whipins I did deserved but that was the worst

[@bethanyfields4706]

Jesus says we're BORN into sin. That's why we need Him♥️.

[@annettejohnson2171]

I remember the switching tree ive had my fair share of whoopings but i yried not to do things to get a switching

[@romecapatterson4360]

I love the podcast.Keep them coming.

[@cfmiles]

Go get me a swtich......that's the worst mission a kid ever has to go on.......I had to do it many times as a kid

[@joebryan2135]

Hot wheel track would leave a mark

[@joeymelini5478]

I can’t wait

[@Empress422]

Do y'all have a P.O box? I'll send you guys some Reese's cups!

[@JT-dc8fs]

Why does MARTIN keep squinting his eyes?

[@jacobgarza3817]

this is the only podcast that I watch occasionally and the only podcast in which I've finished a whole episode

[@elenaescocia2479]

I only ever had one hiding from my mother. After that she just had to give me a look & I knew to tow the line.

[@DavidMccallister65]

The Torpedo doesn't even have #4s! More like #6 #TANK

[@ChrisRedheart]

Where is Duck Call Room #16??

[@daisyperehinys6526]

You should have Godwin talk some more.

[@jamesclark9347]

Now that you all are doing two podcast a week. Are you having to work Saturdays so the calls get made? Or have you moved up the latter and don't make them anymore?

[@emiller3055]

Love the podcast and show

[@speedwayaudio3]

I had every ass whippin coming.

[@chrishull4199]

Good one fellers. God bless

[@danturner5557]

I am on the floor 😂😂👍

[@KDVoller]

Great show guys....

[@chemicalfiz7719]

First

[@chemicalfiz7719]

Never mind

[@tpuck9830]

Best podcast out there!

[@jaewoods4662]

Suggestion....for April fools day. 04.01.21...whole show nothin but jokes! Every joke in the book!!! Let us vote then announce a winner with a prize 🤔🤔😁 #Si #Jase #Willie #Jep

[@matthewhenry8739]

Lies are not learned, we are born sinners.

[@garyprn2000]

In answer to our deceitful nature. Adam was made in God’s image. But........ in chapter 5 of Genesis Seth was made in Adam’s image. Why? Sinful nature. And, golden rod bush or willow tree limbs. My best one was getting whipped with a fly swatter without the swatter. Just 2 metal prongs on the end. Ouch.

[@conniereese3851]

Don't forget the hair brush. Mom used her white hair brush quite often. Lol

[@suzuranrose2022]

My momma broke her hairbrush on my backside then whooped me for breaking her brush.

[@conniereese3851]

@@suzuranrose2022 😂

[@landonbrown3400]

I can play the air trumpet as well

[@superdave626dc47]

Great show