Undergraduate vs Graduate Physics (Joke Video)

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Andrew Dotson

Andrew Dotson

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@alexlopez9660
@alexlopez9660 5 жыл бұрын
This would be a lot funnier if I knew anything about physics
@cantfeelmyface333
@cantfeelmyface333 5 жыл бұрын
Fr
@ruloflexis
@ruloflexis 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, yes
@DNJ9o9o
@DNJ9o9o 5 жыл бұрын
You don't need to
@AtenaHena
@AtenaHena 5 жыл бұрын
F
@Azakadune
@Azakadune 5 жыл бұрын
I know physics. well, newtonian physics ;-;
@alexjackson5178
@alexjackson5178 4 жыл бұрын
I'm flattered that the algorithm thought this was for me.
@realrandoms1013
@realrandoms1013 4 жыл бұрын
Same, I am only 4 corona-days in to physics, and it’s the dumbed down high school one...
@Charmedsas1
@Charmedsas1 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😂😂😂
@pianochannel100
@pianochannel100 4 жыл бұрын
@@realrandoms1013 :( good luck buddy
@Kelpoflakey
@Kelpoflakey 4 жыл бұрын
RealRandoms i took physics in my junior year, and at first it was really hellish for me, but i recommend watching “the organic chemistry tutor’s” videos about physics on youtube. they’re super detailed and clear, and i ended up getting a 96 on my midterm! compared to like a 54 on my first quiz lol. he really helped me build a strong foundation for understanding new concepts in physics and i wish i had found him sooner
@dedeedo9355
@dedeedo9355 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kelpoflakey Exactly what I was about to comment. Got an 85 on a high school tier exam only by studying for a week.
@connorr.126
@connorr.126 5 жыл бұрын
You know you’re desperate when you’re looking in “Basic Japanese” for physics advice
@davidmendez7258
@davidmendez7258 5 жыл бұрын
Connor R He’s trying to translate Japanese physics books into English, duh
@shayanmoosavi9139
@shayanmoosavi9139 5 жыл бұрын
LOL at first I didn't get what you said but after I watched the video carefully then I got it😂😂😂😂
@hshakeel4927
@hshakeel4927 5 жыл бұрын
1:48 If anyone was as confused as me
@RayMysteryo
@RayMysteryo 5 жыл бұрын
Connor R you’d be surprised how often basic Japanese is used in physics grad school
@samuelgutierrez5686
@samuelgutierrez5686 5 жыл бұрын
IK! I was dying lol
@MrEdwing98
@MrEdwing98 4 жыл бұрын
Real qoute from my 3rd year professor "So to understand spin, imagine it as a sphere rotating except that it is not a sphere and it is not rotating. Clear?"
@ryanalving3785
@ryanalving3785 4 жыл бұрын
Science is weird sometimes
@ryanalving3785
@ryanalving3785 4 жыл бұрын
@@intermaths1128 Have a blessed day.
@akmalkrmv
@akmalkrmv 4 жыл бұрын
Is this IRL convo between graduate and undergraduate in this comment section
@mastershooter64
@mastershooter64 4 жыл бұрын
lol i wonder how he explains tensor
@devansh5562
@devansh5562 4 жыл бұрын
Because it's not rotating it's spinning
@Dylan-zf4xh
@Dylan-zf4xh 4 жыл бұрын
My least five favorite words: "You were supposed to assume"
@karebuu1383
@karebuu1383 4 жыл бұрын
When you try your best to be rigorous but the exam itself is not
@TheMajorpickle01
@TheMajorpickle01 4 жыл бұрын
My entire time at uni was the professor thinking that I went home and memorized every single lecture with perfect recall even 5 months later lool How am i supposed to assume an indentity or resymbolization months after it was used once for 5 minutes aha
@aanon4019
@aanon4019 4 жыл бұрын
my stat mech classes in a nutshell lol
@ashirizly
@ashirizly 4 жыл бұрын
Even though I studied engineering and not physics, I clearly recall my prof telling us the project we got stuck on was easy, we just had to take whatever reasonable assumptions necessary... Leaving us with the much harder problem of knowing which assumption was reasonable.
@ThinkingBoutMusic
@ThinkingBoutMusic 4 жыл бұрын
As a math major I'm so confused.
@mickistevens4886
@mickistevens4886 5 жыл бұрын
Problem: How to milk a cow. Physics: Consider the cow as a sphere. ...
@nathanseybold6679
@nathanseybold6679 5 жыл бұрын
A particle with uniform density.
@GalileoAV
@GalileoAV 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I'm in physics 1 so most of these went over my head, but I've literally seen those exact words somewhere before.
@nathanseybold6679
@nathanseybold6679 5 жыл бұрын
@@GalileoAV Same here. Physics one is a perfect world sandbox where you can plug your ears and ignore things that complicate a system, like air resistance.
@朕是神
@朕是神 5 жыл бұрын
@micki stevens ...In a vacuum.
@TheDavidlloydjones
@TheDavidlloydjones 5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanseybold6679 Si Ramo's "Orbital Guidance," is a basic text on how to hit Moscow. You can read it in a cage in an office on Army-Navy Drive, down in Virginia, with a Marine corporal standing at ease a little bit behind you. The essential point of the entire book is that the Earth is a sphere, not flat like you learned in engineering school. Ellipses, not parabolas.
@jesseweneedtocook
@jesseweneedtocook 4 жыл бұрын
"what exactly is spin" it was at this moment that i realised that i too had no idea what spin really is.
@TheZenytram
@TheZenytram 4 жыл бұрын
It is a number with a dumb name, you're welcome.
@arzi1233
@arzi1233 4 жыл бұрын
Something from JoJo's
@giorgiomauceri410
@giorgiomauceri410 4 жыл бұрын
@@arzi1233 someone here has balls of steel...
@ketofitforlife2917
@ketofitforlife2917 4 жыл бұрын
@Kim Hyowon You're being pretentious. It's really quite simple: the intrinsic angular momentum of a particle. That's it.
@Fearoq
@Fearoq 4 жыл бұрын
@@arzi1233 Gyro approve
@randomalienfrommars0567
@randomalienfrommars0567 5 жыл бұрын
Ok but “Foundations of Advanced Introductory Physics for Professional Beginners” is SUCH and underrated joke it sent me
@williamkoller9873
@williamkoller9873 4 жыл бұрын
And for the graduate class he just adds a 2 to the end of the name 💀
@Speedster___
@Speedster___ 3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain it
@randomalienfrommars0567
@randomalienfrommars0567 3 жыл бұрын
@@Speedster___ it's the insane amount of contradictions in the title...there's introductory physics and there's ADVANCED introductory physics...you could be working at nasa and you still haven't gotten to advanced intermediate yet!!..same thing with professional beginners. Funniest thing is that uni book titles are actually like that irl lol
@Speedster___
@Speedster___ 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomalienfrommars0567 ah
@ifrazali3052
@ifrazali3052 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomalienfrommars0567 so true They never admit that the book is hard
@eggyrepublic
@eggyrepublic 4 жыл бұрын
This isn't even a joke it's just a leaked video of a classroom.
@recklessroges
@recklessroges 5 жыл бұрын
As a graduate professor I'm going to presume that you know that this is hilarious.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 4 жыл бұрын
We professors are hilarious, and that's an axiom.
@reno8494
@reno8494 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually depressing lol
@BrazilianImperialist
@BrazilianImperialist 2 жыл бұрын
@@u.v.s.5583 Lol
@ozma6918
@ozma6918 2 жыл бұрын
Is the proof left as an exercise to the reader, though?
@Goku17yen
@Goku17yen 6 жыл бұрын
I shared this to my professor, needless to say I’m taking some philosophy classes now to reflect on my decisions
@randomdude9135
@randomdude9135 5 жыл бұрын
Do ponder on Mary's room experiment 😂😂
@Misathousandsuns
@Misathousandsuns 5 жыл бұрын
Hate to break it to ya but philosophy is not the place to turn to for answers.... As a physics and philosophy double major over here, I am still lost af in terms of my decisions.
@MrSidney9
@MrSidney9 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jasmynesartstudio
@jasmynesartstudio 5 жыл бұрын
That's not what academic philosophy courses deal with. As a philosophy double major, that is a HUGE misconception when people take a philosophy course. We aren't sitting under trees talking about the meaning of life...
@Stevethe11th
@Stevethe11th 5 жыл бұрын
jst 1060 do they not teach what a joke is either?
@jordangraupmann4009
@jordangraupmann4009 6 жыл бұрын
Idk why but that last joke got me Professor: “it was pretty straight forward, only Andrew missed it, of course.” Andrew: “what?.... Oh yeah, I said it was zero.”
@flofe2607
@flofe2607 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Graupmann me too :D
@cesarmc4533
@cesarmc4533 6 жыл бұрын
That’s almost always my reaction at the end “maybe it’s just zero?”
@Sytch
@Sytch 5 жыл бұрын
Same, I've definitely had that same reaction when my stats professors were talking over exam problems.
@jj-cz3rq
@jj-cz3rq 5 жыл бұрын
actually had a hearty laugh at that
@chedderburg
@chedderburg 5 жыл бұрын
zero or infinite are more often the answer in math class physics you prefix with “close to” 🤷‍♂️
@MrBobbyANDCookie
@MrBobbyANDCookie 5 жыл бұрын
"I couldn't be bothered to teach you this proof so it's a homework problem" ahhhh I've had this so many times
@ericdaniel323
@ericdaniel323 5 жыл бұрын
"Proof left as exercise for reader" is so common in math texts that it's basically a running joke.
@robinsuj
@robinsuj 3 жыл бұрын
I remember a professor demonstrating the theorem for N=1 and telling us to do induction in our homes to prove the general case (it was one of the most important theorems of the course, too). Damn, we hated that woman
@forsaken7161
@forsaken7161 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericdaniel323 dude i hate this. i am not majoring in math, but I am trying to understand math for computerscience and in general because I am interested and every time I see this, it throws me up xD
@alanmiessler8174
@alanmiessler8174 2 жыл бұрын
taking E&M right now and the professor after setting up a problem is always asking before he moves on, "do you guys want me to do this?... No I'll let you guys try it on your own or maybe for homework idk." And it turns out to be finding the E field of a cone using cylindrical coordinates that gives an integral that wolfram would gain sentience from and personally refuse to ever solve another equation again.
@J0EB0B555
@J0EB0B555 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah I said it was zero" so relatable. If you can't figure out an integral, its usually 0.
@st-wq3kj
@st-wq3kj 3 жыл бұрын
Or one
@angelabakloyvovtchaikovsky1609
@angelabakloyvovtchaikovsky1609 3 жыл бұрын
Math is somewhat useful in real life
@Lkabss
@Lkabss 3 жыл бұрын
literally just finished my calc exam, couldnt figure out the integral, assumed it was zero lololol
@monojitchatterjee3185
@monojitchatterjee3185 3 жыл бұрын
Or something with a pi
@jasonreed7522
@jasonreed7522 3 жыл бұрын
If you cant do the integral youself say "thats MATlab's job anyway" On a Fields and Waves final one of our questions was to just explain the meaning of an equation. It was basically just an integral across the spectrum of light reaching the surface of the earth * transmissivity of silicon at each wavelength (basically an effeciency of a solarpanel), something that is just a concept question as a computer can do it in under a second. (And a human would die trying)
@Abmotsad
@Abmotsad 4 жыл бұрын
First day of physics undergrad: Professor says that we'll be using matrix algebra to solve a set of problems. I commented that I'd never studied matrix algebra. Professors pauses, looks at me and says, "You'll figure it out." Later that same semester: I go to the math lab, hoping to get help with a problem. The grad student running the lab looks at the problem and says: "Yeah, no one here will be able to do that."
@jonathanknight8122
@jonathanknight8122 4 жыл бұрын
I had a programming lab tingy and the graduates that were meant to help had no clue what to do. The didnt even know the language
@lorenzorodriguez583
@lorenzorodriguez583 4 жыл бұрын
Is matrix algebra not taught to students before high school in the USA?
@Abmotsad
@Abmotsad 4 жыл бұрын
@@lorenzorodriguez583 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! Approximately 20% of my graduating class in high school could not read.
@giggidyguy7149
@giggidyguy7149 4 жыл бұрын
@@lorenzorodriguez583 Neither in Canada. The entire education system is a scam.
@lorenzorodriguez583
@lorenzorodriguez583 4 жыл бұрын
@@giggidyguy7149 I did not know that. In Spain is almost imposible to start a bachelor degree in math, physics or engineering without knowing matrix algebra.
@tibees
@tibees 6 жыл бұрын
This was so accurate! 😂
@user-pu8wb4sl7d
@user-pu8wb4sl7d 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite KZbinr commenting here 😊
@Ledabot
@Ledabot 5 жыл бұрын
Lol my life. Glad I'm done with phys papers now!
@jianyuhua
@jianyuhua 5 жыл бұрын
wow! I love ur Channel as well!
@flixhelix8039
@flixhelix8039 5 жыл бұрын
Omg hey! Nice to see my two favorite college relared youtubers here.
@daniellehinton7108
@daniellehinton7108 5 жыл бұрын
I love this little physics community going on here on KZbin 😁
@eaten7784
@eaten7784 5 жыл бұрын
the spin thing is even more relatable for a chemist who doesn't really get physics that well, but is trying to understand NMR.
5 жыл бұрын
NMR is the craziest shit ever. I don't know how deep down the rabbit hole you got but understanding stuff like coherence pathways and 2-3D pulse sequences, is just too much for me. Thankfully I can still run spectra.
@kiepedro
@kiepedro 4 жыл бұрын
-cries in unused Chemistry degree- but ... what IS it???
@Abstractor21
@Abstractor21 4 жыл бұрын
If chemistry is unused degree.. omg poor astronomists, physicists and mathematicians
@German_K5
@German_K5 4 жыл бұрын
so, can anyone explain what spin is you know, like the 1/2 stuff and how to visualize it.
@Cannongabang
@Cannongabang 3 жыл бұрын
@believe German K5 Ok i Will try. First of all spin is the result of a famous experiment, the Stern Gerlach one: in their apparatus, briefly put, a beam of energetic electrons (like a laser) goes through a narrow path between magnets (a non-perfectly uniform magnetic field) and the path results split in two paths (up path and down path) at the end of the pathway the electrons took. This baffled scientists. Others eventually could even repeat with a very low flux of electron (imagine one electron per second) and the electron had a 50% of either going up or down. This killed determinism, even from a statistical physics point of view: how could an electron go either up or down? Then the electron must live in a "spin" state which is 50% of the times up and 50% of the times down. Spin up, spin down. How does the electron "decide" whether it goes up or down in the Stern Gerlach apparatus? Well this is the beginning of quantum mechanics. Spin is one of the seeds of quantum mechanics and its postulates! I can suggest some readings like Griffiths introduction to Quantum Mechanics if you would like a very soft intro to QM, or Shankar Principles of quantum mechanics for clear statement of the axioms, or even Introduction to Hilbert Spaces with Applications by Debnath if you want a formal axiomatic introduction to quantum mechanics. Briefly speaking, spin is a quantum "magnetic dipole" property of fundamental particles, and leads it to the quantum interaction with magnetic field. An electron can be both spin up and spin down until a measurement is made (such as stern Gerlach, it blocks the spin to either up or down after the magnetic interaction which counts as a measurement by the environment). Have a great day :)
@RebekahParkhurst
@RebekahParkhurst 5 жыл бұрын
As an undergrad who frequently hears “you’ll learn about this in grad school” I wonder just how afraid I should be 😂
@florianm9693
@florianm9693 5 жыл бұрын
Well in chemistry it's either "we don't know yet" or "the model we're using is inaccurate anyway"
@TheKarolean
@TheKarolean 5 жыл бұрын
@@florianm9693 You ever heard of the "this model is mostly false and usually incorrect but we've been using it for several years now, so it is a common practice to know and use it"?
@florianm9693
@florianm9693 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheKarolean no, but i heard we use the hybrid orbital model insted of mo- model
@xander1052
@xander1052 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheKarolean well, I here that a lot for atom models lol.
@renwhereyouat9759
@renwhereyouat9759 5 жыл бұрын
In digital media engineering & computer science,self studying increases exponentially as the semesters go by anyway 😂
@A591m
@A591m 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who is taking physics and a Japanese language class, I absolutely lost it when he pulled out the jpn book for physics help. What a mood
@kymajesty6973
@kymajesty6973 4 жыл бұрын
OMG!! You probably don’t remember this but we were in the same art class in 11th grade!! I was casually scrolling through my recommended page and I saw you name. I was like “wait a minute, that name sounds similar” I’m so glad to find your page and see you are doing amazing. ❤️
@AndrewDotsonvideos
@AndrewDotsonvideos 4 жыл бұрын
Holy crap of course! Hope you're doing well!
@CavCave
@CavCave 4 жыл бұрын
Oh nice.
@Neonvarun
@Neonvarun 4 жыл бұрын
Nice👍👍 The Algorithm Connects Us All 👍.
@nucle4rpenguins534
@nucle4rpenguins534 3 жыл бұрын
Whole. Some.
@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan
@VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan 2 жыл бұрын
"OMG!! You probably don’t remember this but we were in the same art class in 11th grade!!" I expected this addition: "AND I was totally into you"
@RobertThemptander-pc1bb
@RobertThemptander-pc1bb 6 жыл бұрын
The multiple books for homework hurts on a whole other level, i had 3 math methods books and 3 course specific books, combined with internet and still couldn't figure the damn thing out :(
@marcoaranas
@marcoaranas 5 жыл бұрын
Were you not allowed to ask your professors for the relevant concept or hints?
@kaushikdeka185
@kaushikdeka185 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot basic Japanese,
@Mezmorizorz
@Mezmorizorz 5 жыл бұрын
@@marcoaranas It's not uncommon for professors to make their graduate level courses research like. In such a case they'd say "I dunno, figure it out" because that's roughly what your advisor would say if you ask them most research questions. Though in the latter case that's because you're the expert on your project, not them. They legitimately just don't know.
@AvNotasian
@AvNotasian 5 жыл бұрын
I had a terrible undergrad professor she deliberately would not use standard notation and asked questions in such a way it was difficult to research, plus her lectures were just her reading from a textbook. She was the worst.
@apokolipslord6403
@apokolipslord6403 5 жыл бұрын
you should've used quora or physics stack exchange.
@anuj7008
@anuj7008 6 жыл бұрын
Where can I apply for a quantum geology course. ?
@ocean7371
@ocean7371 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@marianne9317
@marianne9317 6 жыл бұрын
Haha, "many, many, many, body system of statiatical silicone..." Or the experimental string theory? That would be an interesting one!
@johndunigan5473
@johndunigan5473 5 жыл бұрын
Marianne LOL experimental string theory 😂
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 жыл бұрын
@Giovanni Mahoney It is just about the shift of positions of planets and constellations when your mother is giving you birth while moving at a relativistic speed?
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 жыл бұрын
@@johndunigan5473 Welcome class! So, here is your equipment, the strings are already on. So we start in the standard tuning, EADGBE, and let us try playing Smoke on the Water for a warmup!
@gauravahuja8410
@gauravahuja8410 6 жыл бұрын
*Basic japanese*
@अण्वायुवरीवर्त
@अण्वायुवरीवर्त 4 жыл бұрын
Japanese 101
@adiabd1
@adiabd1 4 жыл бұрын
He needed to translate those damn Japanese papers
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 4 жыл бұрын
Quantum string japanese.
@samuelking4723
@samuelking4723 4 жыл бұрын
“Only Andrew missed it, of course.” “What? Oh yeah, I said it was zero.” I feel personally attacked
@TylerTheGamerGaming
@TylerTheGamerGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Lesson I learned for physics If you think you understand physics, you dont understand physics
@lilliampumpernickle4655
@lilliampumpernickle4655 4 жыл бұрын
I better get working then
@z_6077
@z_6077 4 жыл бұрын
Einstein said something like that
@mirzaaghaalikhan183
@mirzaaghaalikhan183 4 жыл бұрын
@@z_6077 *To understand Recursion, one must first understand Recursion.* Stephen Hawking
@AlphaBeatBeta
@AlphaBeatBeta 3 жыл бұрын
@@z_6077 its feynman
@MetallicDETHmaiden
@MetallicDETHmaiden 6 жыл бұрын
Undergrad : Kirchhoff’s Loop Rule - The sum of all the voltages around any closed loop in a circuit is always equal to zero. Grad: Kirchhoff’s Loop Rule is for the birds.
@TheArnoldification
@TheArnoldification 5 жыл бұрын
as an EE undergrad I feel personally attacked
@roceb5009
@roceb5009 5 жыл бұрын
That reference tho
@wojak6793
@wojak6793 4 жыл бұрын
TheArnoldification as a freshman in high school I feel personally attacked
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok 4 жыл бұрын
so andrew do watch debate of KVL on KZbin
@quahntasy
@quahntasy 6 жыл бұрын
That spin question. LMFAO So true, all of it.
@Sam-no2kb
@Sam-no2kb 5 жыл бұрын
Quahntasy - Animating Universe I literally asked that in class for the meme
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 жыл бұрын
Spin is something you can measure or calculate but not understand.
@Novozymandiaz
@Novozymandiaz 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't spin just when something rotates around an axis. My bayblades spin.
@HarryPotter-kd3bh
@HarryPotter-kd3bh 5 жыл бұрын
@@Novozymandiaz they referring to electron spin and how it influences neighboring subatomic particle behavior... but yeah, it is generally something rotating around an axis, similar to overpriced tops.
@Novozymandiaz
@Novozymandiaz 5 жыл бұрын
@@HarryPotter-kd3bh Yup
@BrendanSteffens
@BrendanSteffens 6 жыл бұрын
This is so brilliant. "The Schroedinger Equation is a postulate. Moving on."
@VyvienneEaux
@VyvienneEaux 4 жыл бұрын
In my last semester as an undergrad, I took mostly grad classes (but in chemistry), and what stood out to me as absurd was how undergraduate classes get lectures, lecture recordings, homework problem sets, multiple texts, supplemental instruction, discussion, TAs, and a library full of tutors to help, whereas grad classes get the professor's lectures, a recommended textbook if you're lucky, and your tears.
@mikeburns
@mikeburns 3 жыл бұрын
Your course titles written on the board were brilliant! Relativistic Astrology?! Quantum Geology?! Loved them all. And that "one of these books will help me" [pulls out Basic Japanese text]. Had me literally laughing out loud.
@ゾカリクゾ
@ゾカリクゾ 6 жыл бұрын
Man your funny videos are like single tictacs. Don't last too long but are very enjoyable. Where my literature nobel prize at???
@ARTDEVGRU247
@ARTDEVGRU247 3 жыл бұрын
You keep that up and that nobel prize will be yours in no time, my dude.
@chrisdixon892
@chrisdixon892 5 жыл бұрын
Only difference I saw in my experiences is that undergrads still had hope in their eyes. Afterwards all dead inside.
@tarunramkanuri3581
@tarunramkanuri3581 6 жыл бұрын
That joke on Schrödinger equation is the best.
@tuele4302
@tuele4302 5 жыл бұрын
That's interesting. Because it can be the opposite of what is taught. Many undergraduate courses tell students that the Schrodinger equation is a postulate; in graduate school, one derives it.
@Blaze098890
@Blaze098890 5 жыл бұрын
@@tuele4302 but you can't derive it, only justify it :O
@tuele4302
@tuele4302 5 жыл бұрын
(Edit: spelling) That's not how I learned it. Please see "A Modern Approach to Quantum Mechanics" by Townsend. Wikipedia has a section for the derivation, too, albeit incomplete. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger_equation#Derivation
@HilbertXVI
@HilbertXVI 5 жыл бұрын
@@tuele4302 I wouldn't try to explain that to undergrads lol
@Cyrusislikeawsome
@Cyrusislikeawsome 5 жыл бұрын
@@HilbertXVI it was in my 3rd year course. Skinner is big on generators 👍
@TheTurtleOfGods
@TheTurtleOfGods 4 жыл бұрын
The SPIN joke was actually a meme since both the graduate and undergraduate were quantum entangled!
@dorianmoore4505
@dorianmoore4505 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this video a while back and I was like, "Yeah, right." Now, after my first semester as a physics grad student I'm like, "Dang, this guy was spittin' facts!"
@MennoRooker
@MennoRooker 5 жыл бұрын
Wait... Griffiths ISN'T all I'll ever need to know in life?
@captain150
@captain150 4 жыл бұрын
Griffiths E&M, best textbook I've ever used.
@sohinidutta97
@sohinidutta97 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but have you heard of JD Jackson? Yeah.
@duegia44
@duegia44 6 жыл бұрын
Undergrad: g=10 - okay Grad: g=pi^2 - DIED
@k_tess
@k_tess 5 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that neither are true.
@duegia44
@duegia44 5 жыл бұрын
@MetraMan09 BECAUSE
@schaz7563
@schaz7563 5 жыл бұрын
@MetraMan09 It isn't, but we gotta do them calculations somehow ;)
@robinsuj
@robinsuj 5 жыл бұрын
@@k_tess It might be true at some height under the soil
@k_tess
@k_tess 5 жыл бұрын
@@robinsuj Well there MUST exist somewhere on this planet, where that's true.
@razerblade2308
@razerblade2308 6 жыл бұрын
"Only andrew missed it" lmaoo. Great vid andrew
@AndrewDotsonvideos
@AndrewDotsonvideos 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@MAMelby
@MAMelby 4 жыл бұрын
"I said it was zero". lmao *relatable* Undergrad friend: "UGH I got this impossible problem!!! I've been working on it for days!! How are we suppose to deal with these sine functions!! AAARGHGHG." Me: "It's one." Undergrad friend: "WHAT? You haven't even looked at the problem." Me: "There is a symmetry argument and it is 1." Undergrad friend: "HOW could you possibly know that?!" *two days later* "It's 1."
@NirousPlayers
@NirousPlayers 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! First thing i take a good look when facing an integral is the integration interval, and then see if the functions are dislocated, and even or odd.
@yanelisa4393
@yanelisa4393 4 жыл бұрын
"yeah, no, who needs to sleep everyday" lol I felt that 🥴
@theittsco
@theittsco 6 жыл бұрын
Griffiths: My savior. Jackson: The source of my depression.
@HilbertXVI
@HilbertXVI 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO yes
@possiblepilotdeviation5791
@possiblepilotdeviation5791 6 жыл бұрын
@@HilbertXVI Hilbert "Space" Black
@elijahprince2053
@elijahprince2053 5 жыл бұрын
No. jackson is the last straw before suicide
@res0nanc320
@res0nanc320 5 жыл бұрын
Laundau Lifschitz makes Jackson look like Griffiths ;-(
@geico105
@geico105 5 жыл бұрын
Griffiths didn't help me at all.
@kennbeary7044
@kennbeary7044 6 жыл бұрын
Quantum Geology? I must be tripping 😂😂😆
@GravisTKD
@GravisTKD 5 жыл бұрын
Between that and Relativistic Astrology, we've got a winner :)
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 жыл бұрын
Quantum Field Biology
@victorselve8349
@victorselve8349 5 жыл бұрын
Thats when the stone is still on the table and laying on the floor at the same time.
@helloim3j
@helloim3j 5 жыл бұрын
The concept of quantum geology terrifies me. Is the Earth just going to pop out of existence from above me?
@victorselve8349
@victorselve8349 5 жыл бұрын
@@helloim3j Just keep measuring it and you will be fine.
@paul_anthony_cameron
@paul_anthony_cameron 5 жыл бұрын
Foundations of Advanced Introductory Physics for Beginners 3: Grad Student: "Hey Prof, what's the recommended book for this course?". Prof (in thick russian accent): "Book? There is no book" (then recommends Landau and Lifshitz on course web page as the only reference).
@nikolaspasojevic6981
@nikolaspasojevic6981 5 жыл бұрын
If russian prof. doesnt recommend Landau and Lifshitz then he is not russian
@iktanmiztonton3477
@iktanmiztonton3477 5 жыл бұрын
I see you are the lucky one. My professors recommended a book that we never use at all and it was expensive, and upon reading the author, it was my professor. Freaking cheap way of making money.
@pax4370
@pax4370 5 жыл бұрын
@@iktanmiztonton3477 lmao
@Kaepsele337
@Kaepsele337 5 жыл бұрын
@@iktanmiztonton3477 Isn't that illeagle?
@TwistedSkyfall
@TwistedSkyfall 5 жыл бұрын
@@iktanmiztonton3477 Is there no Library, where you could lend it?
@zachydrogeo
@zachydrogeo 4 жыл бұрын
“One of these damn books has got to help me with my homework” Me, watching this after spending 3 days working on my first grad assignment just to go to class empty handed: The Bach is probably fine
@xXPoloPillowXx
@xXPoloPillowXx 4 жыл бұрын
Wait why is nobody talking about the absolute monstrosity that is 'Experimental String Theory'???
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? You use experimental string theory to do even the most basic experiments in quantum geology!
@andrewcleary9952
@andrewcleary9952 5 жыл бұрын
"Pretty easy stuff, only Andrew missed it" "What? Oh yeah I said it was zero" You have no idea how many times this exact situation has played out.
@keithteo9007
@keithteo9007 3 жыл бұрын
"This might be a stupid question, but what exactly is spin?" - Everyone in Steel Ball Run
@sushilkatikia1384
@sushilkatikia1384 3 жыл бұрын
Got your joke man!!! ROFL!!! 🤣🤣
@dhanarsantika
@dhanarsantika 2 жыл бұрын
I get that reference 😂
@frenandin
@frenandin 4 жыл бұрын
Good to know that grad school is pretty much the same in every field
@jay.jay.
@jay.jay. 3 жыл бұрын
true, same for chemical engineering. Was so funny lol
@Whiskey_Philosopher
@Whiskey_Philosopher 3 жыл бұрын
Its a cake walk for accounting.
@abarbar06
@abarbar06 5 жыл бұрын
“One of these books has to help me...” oh man too accurate
@KennyBky92
@KennyBky92 4 жыл бұрын
"I quit" Most grad students have that one moment where we're like "You know what? F**k this!"
@joshelguapo5563
@joshelguapo5563 6 жыл бұрын
"Ohhhh yeah I said it was zero" -Story of my life
@TheMrk790
@TheMrk790 4 жыл бұрын
So true.
@jackthomas7429
@jackthomas7429 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, too many times. 50/50 on whether it's 0 or infinity
@hamzabelahmadi90
@hamzabelahmadi90 4 жыл бұрын
When he said “ One week for an assignment, sweet” I felt that.
@simonwei92
@simonwei92 5 жыл бұрын
Here's something funny and from personal experience: When I was learning quantum mechanics in college, it made absolutely no sense to me. But when I took the quantum class in grad school, because they go over the calculus in much more detail (Hence why you need the Dirac notation), everything suddenly became a lot easier to understand.
@StefSubZero270
@StefSubZero270 5 жыл бұрын
Im sorry dont you immediatly use dirac notation in your grad class? Because im a 3rd year physics grad and in my QM class we immediatly started going deep with Dirac notation, bloch rapresentation etc... sounds weird to not use diracs notation in QM
@maurocruz1824
@maurocruz1824 Жыл бұрын
I felt the same when began to read Sakurai.
@jacktaber8489
@jacktaber8489 Ай бұрын
Prof saying "seems like everyone's here" to start an experimental string theory lecture is comical
@NWRsk
@NWRsk 5 жыл бұрын
As a physics student, that moment when you can’t find answer or any resemble hint from any sources is so relatable😂😂 I dig into tons of books and online research papers yet I finally give it up
@GojoSenpai25
@GojoSenpai25 6 жыл бұрын
Same here five books on the table snd none of them help 😂
@dhcnejducnsn1575
@dhcnejducnsn1575 5 жыл бұрын
"Foundation of Advanced Introductory Physics for Professional Beginners" im-
@TheCrackerjack95
@TheCrackerjack95 4 жыл бұрын
The question on ‘spin’ had me 🤣 I studied spin chain systems, and when I was asked by the panel what exactly is spin, they got a mouthful of word salad.
@fpicotte
@fpicotte 3 жыл бұрын
1:42 "One of these books HAS to help me with..." No, no, they don't and they won't. Almost two years in grad school and I still struggle with that harsh reality.
@GabrielMartinez-sd8pc
@GabrielMartinez-sd8pc 4 жыл бұрын
If any professor says, “you were supposed to assume...” they don’t know how to teach the concept they are expecting you to assume. Fact.
@SomeGod
@SomeGod 6 жыл бұрын
Haha dude I seriously love these kinds of videos you're so creative. Hope you're doing well in that reletavistic astrology class😅
@AndrewDotsonvideos
@AndrewDotsonvideos 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@sunshinedaniela8572
@sunshinedaniela8572 5 жыл бұрын
Cosmic Nihil *relativistic
@SomeGod
@SomeGod 5 жыл бұрын
@@sunshinedaniela8572 Thank you for catching that. I don't remember if that was suppose to be part of the joke, or just a typo I didn't catch lol. Thanks regardless.
@sophie3howl
@sophie3howl 5 жыл бұрын
The part where you pulled tons of books as graduate student to solve a simple question is so true!! 🤣🤣 I literally bury my desk in heaps and heaps of library books 🤣🤣
@WantedDeaDorAIive
@WantedDeaDorAIive 6 жыл бұрын
i literally watched this twice because its so good
@imbored872
@imbored872 4 жыл бұрын
I must have watched this video at least 5 times and this is the first time I figured out that Andrew was saying Dirac Notation not Direct Notation
@PutinTheGreatLeaderOfRussia
@PutinTheGreatLeaderOfRussia 4 жыл бұрын
Professor: Does anybody have any question so far? Students: (Eyes on the desk to avoid eye contact with professor) ... Professor: Good! We are now moving on to next chapter which talks about...
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 4 жыл бұрын
We actually skip the next chapter (although you probably ought to read it during the weekend, do all the related problems and get another book as this will be on the exam) and move on to something completely different.
@German_K5
@German_K5 4 жыл бұрын
@@u.v.s.5583 Professor: I am sure you all must have excelled at this course already, now let's digress into some interesting physics in different dimensionalities.
@alwaysbored47
@alwaysbored47 4 жыл бұрын
You can only ask if you understand something. Not if everything is a question. Then yes, it's avoidance land from then.
@erick_ftw
@erick_ftw 6 жыл бұрын
Please do more, this was great!
@AndrewDotsonvideos
@AndrewDotsonvideos 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok 6 жыл бұрын
Good old Griffiths
@robinsuj
@robinsuj 5 жыл бұрын
0:53 I probably laughed harder than I should have, my throat literally hurts now.
@troybingham6426
@troybingham6426 4 жыл бұрын
These videos are hilarious. I graduated with a BSc. in physics in 1999. These really take me back. Keep them coming.
@mastershooter64
@mastershooter64 Жыл бұрын
wholesome comment
@thomascollins4325
@thomascollins4325 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny!!! Typical physicist humor. When I was an undergrad I had some physics major friends and I would hear these sorts of jokes and stories quite frequently. Loved the line on the whiteboard about Foundations of advanced introductory physics for professional beginners!! 😄
@TheOGQuantumGamer
@TheOGQuantumGamer 5 жыл бұрын
TIL that my undergrad profs teach the class like a grad level course.
@amazinglynn
@amazinglynn 4 жыл бұрын
I was a math major and I feel this so hard 😂 but instead of undergrad vs grad it was like the first 5 semesters vs the last 3 for me, especially with the 6 page hw assignments and the you’ll learn this later/you should’ve learned this already 😭
@ghostsxdd
@ghostsxdd 6 жыл бұрын
But... what is an electron ?
@marcioamaral7511
@marcioamaral7511 6 жыл бұрын
A cloud of probability
@llawliet2734
@llawliet2734 6 жыл бұрын
@@marcioamaral7511 that's the most cheesy way to say that 😂😂😂
@marcioamaral7511
@marcioamaral7511 6 жыл бұрын
@@llawliet2734 He wanted na answer LOL
@sumsar01
@sumsar01 6 жыл бұрын
The lightest spin 1/2 fermion.
@k_tess
@k_tess 5 жыл бұрын
A point charge.
@SanePerson1
@SanePerson1 Жыл бұрын
Even as just a chemistry professor, I can vouch for the amusing accuracy of this!
@findme7585
@findme7585 3 жыл бұрын
Not only was this video golden and achingly true, but I was mostly staring at the class titles on the whiteboard this whole time laughing my ass off because each one just hits so freaking hard 😂😂😂 God I cannot believe this is my life
@livelaughloveandmore
@livelaughloveandmore 4 жыл бұрын
This is one hell of a video I've watched in ages. Please please please keep making such videos. From 1:33, I got a big big woaaahhh. We used to study from Griffith's as well during undergrad and I remember sitting in the library with I guess 4 books opened for the homework of my graduate school electromagnetic theory course 😂😂 Totally totally dope video. ❤️
@StNick119
@StNick119 5 жыл бұрын
I do maths, not physics, but all these jokes still apply perfectly to my classes. My maths heart goes out to all of you physics peeps.
@aliittayem2244
@aliittayem2244 5 жыл бұрын
StNick119 I’m also a math major and all of these apply in some way or another and it’s hilarious
@magnus7914
@magnus7914 5 жыл бұрын
One could say maths homework is a TRIVIAL pursuit. trolololol
@universe1879
@universe1879 2 жыл бұрын
physics is advanced math lolololololol
@19thHour
@19thHour 6 жыл бұрын
The "Searching for a book or resource that will help with a homework problem" applies to every graduate degree :(
@bunbury4620
@bunbury4620 4 жыл бұрын
That homework bit is tooooo real. Twenty books from the library and they are all useless
@saitougin7210
@saitougin7210 4 жыл бұрын
The spin question is so true. Also I noticed the 1/137 finestructure constant and then the pi/137 reference to the cgs-system, where you just move multiples of pi from some equations to others, just so that some of the equations in electro-magnetism look a bit easier.
@tyh7529
@tyh7529 6 жыл бұрын
"Relativistic Astrology" lol
@awayname5008
@awayname5008 4 жыл бұрын
I died at the “what exactly is spin?“ part.
@flymousechiu
@flymousechiu 4 жыл бұрын
Professor, screaming internally: "STOP ASKING THIS I DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!"
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 4 жыл бұрын
The answer is written in the Ancient Scroll. First law of Spin: He who thinks he understands spin does not understand spin. Second law of Spin (Palpatine's theorem): spinning is a good trick.
@plasmakitten4261
@plasmakitten4261 4 жыл бұрын
Spin is like an object in non-Euclidean geometry. We call them points, lines, angles, etc. but they bear absolutely no resemblance to our real world understanding of those words and what's more are so algorithmically sturdy that we could call them frogs, cows and chickens and everything we are saying would still be correct. Spin is like that.
@bensparrow3356
@bensparrow3356 4 жыл бұрын
It shows my progression as a physics student that I now perfectly understand that last joke :D
@johnmanno9701
@johnmanno9701 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I'm not a physicist, but many friends are, and I read about physics a lot. TOTALLY accurate!
@ghostlyapples
@ghostlyapples 4 жыл бұрын
I’m at my last semester of uni, getting my degree in History in a couple months so let me say this is interdisciplinary lol
@ShankarSivarajan
@ShankarSivarajan 5 жыл бұрын
"Foundations of Advanced Introductory Physics for Professional Beginners 2."
@generalgrievous3731
@generalgrievous3731 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, oxymorons
@OneTimWhatley
@OneTimWhatley 4 жыл бұрын
"Good old Griffiths...Exactly what I need!"
@hyphenpointhyphen
@hyphenpointhyphen 4 жыл бұрын
The dichotomy of beginner and expert - classical display, I'm convinced. You're like real life xkcd
@Antiath
@Antiath 5 жыл бұрын
That last joke reasonnates so much it hurts... I want to punch every professors who said something was "straightforward" or eve worse ....."trivial".
@harleyspeedthrust4013
@harleyspeedthrust4013 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an undergrad and my homeworks are usually 10-15 pages, one of them was so phat I couldn't even staple it
@kaustubhgupta46
@kaustubhgupta46 5 жыл бұрын
1:48 What's he looking in BASIC JAPANESE for 😂
@Liuhuayue
@Liuhuayue 5 жыл бұрын
The slightest shred of hope.
@AdhvaithThurvas
@AdhvaithThurvas 4 жыл бұрын
"What exactly is spin?" "yes"
@garyhsk8
@garyhsk8 3 жыл бұрын
And, no
@briansanchez8302
@briansanchez8302 4 жыл бұрын
Bro, the " you should recall from undergrad" bit really brought back some memories. This happened way too often!
@OmgEinfachNurOmg
@OmgEinfachNurOmg 4 жыл бұрын
That question what spin is really got me laughing. I only understood it in my masters when I had a really good professor. All the other ones before never truly answered it fully
@hassanalghamdi131
@hassanalghamdi131 6 жыл бұрын
basic Japanese 😂😂😂
@nagitokomaeda3869
@nagitokomaeda3869 6 жыл бұрын
Love these joke videos 😂
@OfficialSpimy
@OfficialSpimy 4 жыл бұрын
"Joke video" But it's reality.
@DavidPumpernickel
@DavidPumpernickel 3 жыл бұрын
The Griffiths thing for undergrad is scarily accurate. So many undergrad E&M questions answered instantly by opening to the correct page...
@UchihaKat
@UchihaKat 5 жыл бұрын
It's the derivation being on your homework instead of taught that really got me. So accurate it hurts. Stupid quantum.
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