Medical professionals, what's the worst N*FW injury you've seen?

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[@amberblyledge7859]

FLARED BASE. FLARED BASE PEOPLE. JUST BUY THE DAMN TOY. WITH A FLARED BASE!!!

[@BrightWulph]

Yep, a flared base or fake balls will do wonders when to to stuff getting stuck inside you. 😅

[@FireflyFanatic3]

honestly i really don't get why people shove so many absurd objects up their ass. just buy a toy! they exist for that exact purpose!!! i guess it's probably a shame thing, like... to buy a toy is to admit that you like this and commit to it whereas if you do it with household objects you can keep saying to yourself 'oh it was just that one time'

[@amberblyledge7859]

@FireflyFanatic3 Partially because Toys are expensive. Partially because in some states they are "ilegal" (alabama is one), and Partially because it is a commitment as you said. I don't understand why Cucumbers. They have spikes!

[@BrightWulph]

@amberblyledge7859 Embarrissmemt also plays a part as to why people don't buy toys, I mean, it's a conspicuous package to carry around, especially if you have to catch public transport and I'd your family finds it, omg the mortification. Then there's the transaction on the card if you don't use cash on top of the price.

[@Sniperboy5551]

I guess this is common knowledge among horse girls

[@catfaerie]

When he returned in sliver bracelets and anklets it was because he had been arrested and jailed. He was taken to the emergency room for treatment in cuffs and shackles.

[@JonEvans-st9kt]

Or he was haveing some kinky fun time and didn't take them off cause well needed medical treatment

[@somethingforsenro]

that, or the handcuffs were for "other" purposes

[@vespertinecat]

It's more likely because silver is antimicrobial, given the context of the story. The guy wore silver because he thought it'd fight off infection homeopathically. It doesn't work like that. Silver keeps stuff cleaner longer; it does not save your goods from you being an idgit. Just my thoughts/input as someone who once sold products infused with silver (mattresses/bedding specifically, but I've seen it done with towels, socks, and more).

[@BoxOKittens]

I've gotten so many guys to stop lying to me about their "massive dongs" by saying "well if it's really that big then we aren't doing it because I'm not a fan of getting torn up or having my cervix rammed" lol

[@StyanaxPrime]

As a guy I see no need of having a large dong. Cause it's hard to hide it as it is

[@josi7955]

Really, the only people who care about having a massive dong are the males. They must be constantly comparing dong sizes to what other guys are packing (or not packing, as it were). It seems they rarely consider what agony most of us women experience when we have sex with one of those. I'd rather not experience a medical emergency due to sexy fun time, thank you.

[@inesjofremartins867]

I don't know what's their obsession with the size

[@shadowslayer2929]

​@@inesjofremartins867 to much corn with a p in the first sentence instead of c

[@Arlocx0]

​@@shadowslayer2929it won't even matter if ur not good, I think...

[@BrianaCunningham]

Professionals will laugh at stuff in the hospital but not IN FRONT of the patient or other patients 😅

[@blackqweenmars]

I’m pretty sure plenty of professionals have been unable to keep it together in front of the patient and started laughing, crying, or showing another form of emotional reaction in front of the patients. Their humans too.

[@davidestabrook5367]

When my toy got stuck the first time, the x-ray tech started laughing. He was a young guy, and I could tell he was trying really hard not to laugh, so I didn't mind. So yes they do laugh at patients sometimes, even though they know it's unprofessional.

[@BrianaCunningham]

@@davidestabrook5367 Thats fair, but at least he was trying not to haha

[@Frog_on_window1]

I would laugh to ngl💀

[@sanderhackerhd8369]

​@@davidestabrook5367Huge L for using "toys"

[@achimsinn6189]

Not a meic, but one of my female coworkers once showed up in the office obviously tired and not very well. She told us that she would do her work while standing up instead of sitting. After her uncomfortable standing at her desk not really accomplishing much as she wasn't able to focus on anything her supervisor took her into the office to ask what is up. Then she was sent home to heal up. Afterwards her supervisor told us the story she gave to him. As she told him she used something called loveballs which would be pushed into her kitty while being banged and the dude banged her so hard, those love balls got entirely shufed into her and they weren't able to get them out. She then spent the entire night in hospital untill a doctor was able to remove the object and afterwards went straight to the office hoping that somehow nobody would find out. Moral of this one: If you have an embarrasing injury don't show up at work, but call in sick. That way only HR will see the sick note. If you try showing up at work to hide it, everybody will eventually find out.

[@vahvahdisco]

Surely the supervisor has committed a breach of trust by telling the rest of the staff, what this worker told them in confidence ?!

[@achimsinn6189]

@@vahvahdisco Yes, but also pretty much everybody saw her trying to work while standing up uncomfortably and being sent home after some hours. So pretty sure we'd found out eventually anyways.

[@DaveTexas]

"shufed"? "untill"? What language are these words? They’re not English… And the supervisor should have been fired and subsequently sued for revealing an employee’s personal medical information to other employees.

[@Red_impostorYT]

@@DaveTexas bro it's just typos chill 💀

[@DaveTexas]

@@Red_impostorYT Oh, honey, those aren’t typos. Those are misspellings. Typos are accidental. The device you’re using will correct them. Those misspellings were done intentionally, which means the person who typed them is a moron. By the way, you need to learn VERY basic punctuation. You seem not to understand commas and periods. Those things are taught to seven-year-olds. Why didn’t you learn them?

[@athena8794]

Yes, proper toys with flared bases can be expensive. But nowhere near as expensive as the freaking ER!

[@JoschiChr]

Unless you live in civilized countrys where going to the ER doesn't cost you anything

[@lilypipix]

The ER is free on the UK economy

[@Kurogane_666]

Oh trust me medical professionals laugh at everything, my mother's a nurse and I've been around the clinic and hospital in my hometown enough to know that if it's something funny or embarrassing you're getting laughed at and other nurses will tell them go read their truck go read their chart I hope I don't have anything embarrassing in mine lol

[@gasad01374]

Typically they don’t laugh in the room with the patient…

[@TheGuindo]

@@gasad01374 it really depends. in this case, it's a patient who seems more embarrassed than distraught, a very embarrassing but minor injury, and nurse of the same sex as the patient. change any one of those things and the nurse probably would've been trying much harder not to laugh in front of the patient.

[@nontrashfire2]

If it's an NSFW injury, it's probably the job that's not safe.

[@Melapoo]

Not a doctor but a medical coder so I read medical records and op notes daily. Many years ago a guy came in for constipation. Hadnt pooped in 4 week. Turns out he and his partner had made their own toy out of EPOXY, which changed shape due to heat and became stuck. He had to have surgery to have it removed. Doc said that the stool was so backed up that it practically exploded everywhere when they cut into his colon.

[@Shadowbard379]

Dang. Hope they had put the colon on the intestine rack first. It’s not great to have that much poo free floating in the abdominal cavity.

[@hunterfrench1283]

When I was a CNA in an ICU I had a patient who's rectum was perforated due to being fucked in the ass too hard. Also had a guy who was an EMT who dropped patients off with us from time to time so the ER staff knew him very well, and we kind of knew of him. Came in with a butt plug so far in his ass that it had to be surgically removed. Dude was so nonchalant about it, his nurse would come in (who he knew) and he would just be like "what's up Diana?"

[@dorothypettijohn1037]

I remember a patient who wouldn't sit at triage, later got to see a large vibrator (with motor whirring)shoved too far up.his butt. He had to go to OR.

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

I think the last story is suggesting that he was in cuffs. As to why, well either he was caught trying to get with someone without consent, or he was deliberately trying to get rid of his balls because he's a kiddie diddler. Granted, I only ever saw that last one happen on a TV show, so take that with a pinch of salt

[@spectresound]

Don't forget the leg irons too. O

[@FrumosUniverse]

Not because he is a "kiddie diddler" but because (at least in the show) he had POCD, which means compulsive thoughts, intense anxiety and immense fear about being a pedophile, not because he *is* a pedophile.

[@wmdkitty]

@@FrumosUniverse Well, if he wasn't having those kinds of thoughts, why was he so worried about being a pedo? Sorry, but if he's worried, there's probably a basis for that worry, and dude needs watched.

[@FrumosUniverse]

@@wmdkitty that’s literally what POCD is.. it’s an irrational fear caused by irregular thought processes in the brain. Please just Google what POCD is. You literally described it but then said “Ha gotcha it’s not that it’s actually pedophilia!”

[@miahan8988]

@@wmdkittythat’s not how POCD works, it’s a serious disability.

[@vickiwaatti1076]

About 15 years before I met my husband, I had a hernia fixed (belly button one and they did not use the mesh then) One Valentine's day my hubby and I were getting pretty amorous. He had my legs in the air and I stared screaming - he thought it was he was doing is so well, nope he twisted me funny and my hernia opened back up. We had to go to the ER and explain what happened and 2 hours later I was in surgery because when it popped out it strangulated my bowels. I now have mesh in there.

[@CourierCat-2]

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[@CourierCat-2]

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[@ndisfoshiz]

I got one! I worked in an urgent care clinic years ago. One somewhat busy Saturday and guy walks in. Seems normal enough and when I ask him what brought him in he said “I have puncture wounds”. I had to ask where as it would determine what room he would get. Instead of just telling me, he pulls out a small metal ring with three sharp prongs on it and says “this goes on a Chasity belt”. I shrugged it off and wasn’t really phased by it. Different strokes for different folks you know? Our poor medical assistant was horrified from it though 😂

[@MirokuLovesMetallica]

about the dong and the magnets ones... no dude. Medical Professionals are professionals when it comes to giving you medical care. They will still laugh their asses off at you if you've done something particularly stupid.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

damn guys, y'all really bullied a professional voice actor

[@Plvsh_fox]

Yes, yes we did, do we regret it? No, no we do not :)

[@Luvvias]

@@Plvsh_foxbro you sound like that hawttt fox nick from zootopia

[@Plvsh_fox]

@@Luvvias hot fox-😦 he was kinda fine tho😏

[@blackmagician7645]

​@@Plvsh_foxWelcome furry kingdom dweller.😌

[@Steeve4557]

Wha da hell

[@Plvsh_fox]

YESSSSSS BRO I MISSED YOUR VOICE IT'S A HUGE PART OF WHY I WATCH YOUR VIDS!!! (take it as a compliment, I like hearing someone who sounds like an actual person)

[@SilverDergbold]

I'm not a doctor or nurse, but I had a friend who is into.. CBT and got drunk one night and decided to use an elastrator on his junk then pass out. 8 hours later, he wakes up to find his junk at the brink of death so he had to drive to a nearby hospital and explain the whole thing while being incredibly embarassed to a doctor. They managed to save his junk but he had to take medication for a bit.

[@FlameDarkfire]

As others have said, just buy a toy with a flared base if you’re gonna try butt stuff. Trying beer bottles up there is literally how a war started

[@Omega_A3]

As far as you question of doctors laughing or making fun of patience and for them, they'll actually do that sometimes. It was a doctor retelling a story about the time this guy and his mom came into the hospital. I don't remember what the guy had but basically at the end of the story the doctor told the mother that her son is going to die of terminal fat really soon and there is nothing they can do about it.

[@grymhunter2849]

Sadly i can explain the silver bracelets and anklets. And why he was so torn up. He put himself on someone, they tore him apart, then he got arrested for it.

[@ucitymetalhead]

I thought it was some kind of alternative medicine nonsense. 😂

[@whatthree16]

Work as a night hospitalist (inpatient physician). Was doing notes in a work area, when a couple of surgeons were looking at a CT scan on the monitor. Happened to look, couldn't unsee the whole cucumber that was on the CT abdomen/pelvis scan. Don't know the backstory, but guy went into shock from a perforated bowel amd died...was murder.

[@kurotsuki7427]

Oh we absolutely laugh about stuff, but usually its in the break room later without any identifying information

[@DaveC2729]

I... suspect that in the case of the one girl, there probably was a pot brownie actually involved at some point. Likely more than one. Like, way, way, way more than one. The rest was probably just side effects of the pot brownie(s).

[@Sniperboy5551]

Definitely pot brownies, but it sounds like she also had schizophrenia or something. Showing up 3 times a month is a pretty big indicator that she’s not just stoned.

[@wubberson4450]

“This story did *not* make him feel better.” I don’t know why I cracked up at this.

[@Shadowbard379]

That has to be why they broke up. Girls is so self centered and delusional that she thinks talking to her ex about sharing intimate moments with another man, even if they ended in her discomfort, would be amusing to him.

[@thefightinggameplayer]

I didn't see it but heard the call-out. It was the second day of a twelve week team building course I was and our team base or building was an active fire station. It was coming up to midday and there's a call out to the nearby hospital where a man had a ring stuck on/around his penis. A&E nurses could not remove it so they had to call 999 for a fire engine to cut the ring. We were all laughing. Thankfully, the guy seemed to be physically okay.

[@akteno2796]

I know there is a scientific paper about PP injuries caused by Vorwerk Kobold vacuum Cleaners... There are no pictures in the paper itself, but there have been some on the internet... Its unbelievable that they even got some of them back together.

[@aleahmiskell1449]

honestly feel really bad for the lady in story 11, i hope she gets the mental help she needs

[@FaithMidnight]

I assume the 'silver' bracelets and anklets were handcuffs and ankle cuffs and the dude lied about the initial injury and was arrested for sexual assault. The initial injury was likely a defensive wound from his victim.

[@Azulakayes]

Story 10: OP is lying about how those magnets got on.

[@marcossideaccount]

Fr, sounds super fake

[@kyragentry4790]

Agreed, it sounds like some CBT bullshit

[@dorothypettijohn1037]

As one who worked in ERs for 20+ years, we do laugh, hilariously! Just not in front of patients!

[@illuminations_of_sorrow2672]

Silver bracelets and anklets refers to handcuffs. He was incarcerated.

[@mackenziebeeney3764]

Okay the foreskin one I can totally see them gossiping and laughing about it around their desks, but not in front of the patient. And the nurses wouldn’t go into a room without knowing what’s going on, and penis injury would be a notable thing.

[@killersaxsolo]

Watched a guy pull out a Foley catheter and leave his you-know-what looking like ground beef

[@tessiepinkman]

FUUUUUCK MEEE that's horrible! OUUUFFFFFFF.... I don't wanna imagine the pain and I'm a goddamn woman so I couldn't possibly know. But SHIT. That must have been horrific!

[@Drag0nmaster]

I physically cringed when i read your comment. Full on like disgust Ó-Ò

[@FormaldeHyena]

Damn. I was of the impression that any injury was unsafe for any environment, regardless of if it's at work or at home.

[@drarko91]

we have been heard, our narrator is back

[@jaypaint4855]

What the heck man, this channel never changed narrators. There IS however a bot channel that just copy-pastes this guy’s stories though.

[@drarko91]

@@jaypaint4855 there was some videos before this with another narrator, in this channel.

[@9_of_Swords]

Why do people insist on putting things unsafe for orifices IN orifices?! There are actual, safe, made for orifices items you can purchase for said activities! You can order them online, totally discreet! There's literally zero excuse. Eesh!

[@Sniperboy5551]

I bet part of the appeal is the danger-factor, that’s why people do it in public

[@davidestabrook5367]

Homophobia is another big issue. Straight guys are too terrified that their partner will think they're gay, and leave them if she finds a toy, so they use shampoo bottles, or carrots which get stuck. This also happens to young people who can't afford to move out, so they still live with their parents, and don't want their parents to find a toy, so they improvise with household objects. A minority of people fixate on fruit or other objects, but most people into anal, prefer to use toys designed for the task, as they're both more pleasable as well as being more hygienic. A final issue is cost, good toys are made out of silicone, they're not cheap, so if you can't afford them, people improvise.

[@PCrailfan3790]

@@Sniperboy5551excuse me WHAT?!

[@jeffiles7557]

WOOOOO old narrator is back babyyyy!!!!!!!!!

[@jaypaint4855]

What the heck man, this channel never changed narrators. There IS however a bot channel that just copy-pastes this guy’s stories though.

[@quinettaloftus]

Could the silver bracelets and anklets mean handcuffs?

[@tosjzarreforrest4269]

I got laughed at when i zipped my eye lid in my jacket TRUST ME THEY DO LAUGH AT U

[@ayoisha4609]

How did you zip your eyelid in a jacket though?

[@sterlingodeaghaidh5086]

Ran a call on a dude, was carrying his wife on him and slipped, broke his er ... pride and joy ... and nearly bled out internally.

[@GearheadF1_]

why am I doing this to myself

[@scotchelf1]

"...the weight, not his manhood" 😂

[@matttheavgegeek7652]

0:33 did he even use his brain if he had one?

[@jenniferhart559]

For the last one where the scrotum was removed...I work in medical charts. When they do that, they'll relocate the testes to inside the skin of the upper thighs until the genital area is safe (no longer infected / inflamed) and then do reconstructive surgery to create a new scrotum.

[@melissak273]

Silver bracelets = handcuffs Silver anklets = ankle chains

[@andyperkins85]

They didn't let you quit, sorry but I like listening to you better

[@christmasler6557]

3:18 it was so deep u could only see the ERASER????

[@captainredclaw5864]

At 18 I was into but stuff got a vibration device stuck up there had to wake my grandma up and have her take me to the hospital to have it removed

[@Fade_NB]

Welcome back og narrator!

[@jaypaint4855]

What the heck man, this channel never changed narrators. There IS however a bot channel that just copy-pastes this guy’s stories though.

[@Fade_NB]

@@jaypaint4855 check a few videos before this one maybe 1-2 the voice is different, lower and less energy although still recognizably human

[@lcoq19]

Hey, narrator buddy, those "silver bracelets and anklets" were handcuffs and shackles because he was under arrest.

[@jadesaber99]

I can believe the laughing one I've been to some pretty unprofessional hospitals My first physical when I was 14 the nurse was young and kinda hot and she commented the fact that I didn't get hard and asked if I was gay Another one dropped the gauze on the floor then still put it onto an open wound and I was about to get stitches for.

[@RetroManiacal]

Story 7 THE PENCIL ONE LIKE THAT WOULD HURT

[@andrewmach8220]

LOL! the second janitor saw someone doing something dumb & decided "me too!"

[@sarodorethedragon9865]

last guy got arrested

[@melvinatkins998]

My sister is an RN, and you would be surprised how many things have to pulled out of people’s butts!…. And how many gangster bikers cry, as they pull rocks out of their flesh!….

[@wmdkitty]

No judgement on the crying, that level of road rash is no joke.

[@spooked_glitch]

I think the silver bracelets thing is meant to be "silver prevents infection so if I wear these it'll stop me getting an infection"

[@michaelporter179]

A former paramedic teen girl fell off the roof after parents came back and fell on the sprinkler broke pelvis femur and had surgery to remove it from BH

[@PCrailfan3790]

What

[@Jonathan_Runner]

The guy from Story 6 has the biggest fucking balls i've ever seen on a man. Literally.

[@myself2noone]

14:30 Umm, actually... That's more common in women. Not a majority to be clear. But larger minority of women like it when the guy is rough, then there are guys who like being rough.

[@drsnova7313]

Got a friend who worked in ER. She told me that story: A guy was apparently to cheap to buy a proper cock ring, and used a metal ring from a curtain rod instead, which seemed to have the right size. Problem was - he could not get it off afterwards. He eventually went to the ER 4(!) days later in desperation, when he couldn't bear the pain anymore. His dick was already necrotic, and he left hospital without it. I found it so baffling. If this happened to me - and even if I was too embarrassed to ask for help - I'd just use a hand saw to cut through the metal, even at the risk of nicking some skin. And if I didn't have one, I would go to a hardware store, or ask someone to bring one. This would have been totally solvable by himself - but I guess he just waited for the ring to eventually drop off?

[@gregbiory3909]

@UnderSparked I think I can explain the silver bracelets and anklets. Think what police often use to detain people and replace what they carry with silver bracelets and anklets.

[@nettaleanne]

10:09 😂😂 “MINE” is crazy

[@playboi.daugherti]

old narrator please tell me your name in case you ever go missing again

[@chat4538]

Guy at the end was wearing cuffs.

[@ilikekiwis9624]

I work in an er and yes we do sometimes have a good laugh and yes we tell other staff 😂 thts true

[@richardmyhan3369]

5:34 I was an aid in a hospital. These people wouldn't be in a hospital setting, or any clinical setting

[@Windows7UltimateTheVyonder]

Never ever do it if next to very strong magnets as you could get it crushed horribly (the magnets from HDDs are so strong they can smash it to high heaven)

[@negilaorjustella772]

Welcome back!!!! ❤

[@inappropriate2804]

i cant afford a rubber or rather i dont know how to get one so, iykyk but i had those plastic tubes that are what plastic bottles are made out of before they are formed. i got a little too violent,and i started internally bleeding because theres a not so smooth part on the end. happened twice, but didnt have to go to the er or tell my parents so it thankfully didnt get too embarissing. although ive almost never been so nervous and scared at the same time before. i would prever if noone would mention this story to me or blame me or something because i want to leave that behind and just had to tell somebody.

[@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan]

The 🐓 cone of shame. 🤣😂🤣💀

[@roygoodhand1301]

Silver bracelets and anklets... HANDCUFFS AND LEG SHACKLES! In between hospital visits he got put in jail!

[@scurvofpcp]

Yeah, medical professionals can get kind of strange in the ER. So I'll buy the laughing.

[@Chryssta]

...silver bracelets and anklets..? Dude, he was shackled. As in, under arrest?

[@robertheinrich2994]

I once saw a picture on bme (is that still a thing?), dong injected with mineral oil. it looked like what you would expect from jabba the hutts dong. oh, and injecting concrete is a seriously stupid idea too. who would have thought.

[@Ruthavecflute]

Injected concreat? Sometimes I am amazed that the human race has not gone extinct due to sheer stupidity

[@sheyennemerritt3215]

We laugh about it but not usually in front of the patient however some people cannot contain themselves me being one of them I was an EMT until I couldn't afford to take the test again and if I can't take the national test I can't operate as an EMT which means not being able to practice medicine

[@aidynmitchell8762]

silver bracelets is handcuffs

[@elisesmith3596]

Glass coffee jar up bum broke cut up the insides dude nearly died spent weeks in the icu.

[@shahanshahpolonium]

Whats wrong with people 💀 why do they put the most random stuff in there

[@lizzaangelis3308]

12:08 I am having a flashback to Weird Al’s parody of Genie in a bottle…..

[@relfyem]

So this is what janitors get up to in the cupboard together. I did wonder.

[@TheCaptainAmelia]

Delbert is absolutely tiny down there, I still had quadruplets with him anyway because I love him

[@kairinase]

Keep some sarongs in your house... You'll never know when you need one to cover your modesty when something like this happen.

[@417Theory]

Wait...now "safe" is a word that needs to censored?!? Lmao

[@DaroTheDragon]

Biggest psa

[@romeoslover817]

I thought the first one naming the female genitalia a kitty, it was an actual feline. Then I got it. lol

[@pothiermarie9623]

Welcome back John omg

[@pothiermarie9623]

Or Jean idk

[@Greenday_92]

We're censoring nsfw now?

[@animetalk8132]

Its freakjng john isnt it

[@crackaboi]

What is the game in the backround ?

[@mossbergk]

It’s Saint’s Row! Awesome game series, a bit lika a goofier version of GTA.

[@HoomanBeing72]

Story 15…

[@DoubleThymer]

Hey, the person playing that game isn't the best, I could send you gameplay of stuff if you want

[@matttheavgegeek7652]

1:47 8:56

[@shashwatranjan2398]

5:44 That's a lawsuit right there. If the hospital staff who're supposed to take care of you laugh at specifically your injury/accidnet. That's a lawsuit against the satff.

[@TheGuindo]

it's not. a nurse laughing at your minor dick injury, while providing correct and effective treatment for said dick injury, is not malpractice. his dick was fine, what's he gonna sue for, emotional damages? besides, would you _really_ want to sue over that and then have to explain the whole embarrassing situation to an entire courtroom?

[@SkyFyre2435]

Lmao no it fucking isn't

[@jet2550]

It would have been funny; laughing because of what caused an injury is not criminal, you very clearly do not know basic human interactions.

[@Sniperboy5551]

No it’s not, stop being a snowflake 🤡

[@josi7955]

Clearly, you do not have a background in legal services.

[@Drag0nmaster]

YEAHH THE OLD NARRATOR!!!

[@mk6315]

Are we really censoring abbreviations now fuck sakes this culture is weak

[@jaypaint4855]

Come on man people are quite desensitized today I mean fifty years ago people thought Elvis Presley was provocative…

[@CourierCat-2]

YEAH!!!! THE CULTURE IS WEAK! WE'RE WEAK! NOT THE STUPID SLAVE OWNING MEGA CORPORATIONS THAT WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU SHIT AND LEARN QUANTUM PHYSICS TO PINPOINT THE EXACT ADS TO YOU!!!

[@lotsaspaghetticodejr.6488]

Why the fuck is the S in NSFW censored? You do realize this stands for Not Safe For Work. You're censoring the word "Safe".

[@charlescourtwright2229]

3 minutes in and im noping out

[@nebisaur165]

Aaand now I'm traumatized. 🫠

[@Stegorex_1112]

The most embaressing(very minor)injury I got was when i was putting my underwear on and hit my left testicle hard and bruised it.🙁