Cops, who's the smartest criminal you've ever met?

[@chrissymoss514]

I've noticed many YT vids being presented in a portrait format and it's awful. Please bring back landscape 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

It's because of youtube shorts that youtube is basically forcing on creators. By making the long format vertical, they can chop up the long format into individual stories and post as shorts to boost their numbers without having to rework the visuals because shorts requires vertical only.

[@jasonhammond4301]

I get the shorts thing, but a landscape version could be made first, with the text in the middle like for the shorts, then make a second copy of the finished video with the sides trimmed off to make it portrait and that second copy could have clips made from it for shorts.

[@EpicMatt616]

I’ve said this once and I’ll say it again, the vertical format is a significant quality drop for laptop users. Landscape works just fine for mobile too, so I don’t really see a point in limiting access to this great stories. I really like your videos, and it’s a shame to see them presented in a subpar format

[@CelebiEX251]

Pretty sure the reason they’re doing it is to make shorts easier

[@EpicMatt616]

@@CelebiEX251That’s probably it, but then the question’s that is it more important to have remixes of your video or to be accessible to a wider audience?

[@davidharshman7645]

It isn't good for mobile, either. Especially if you're not watching shorts. But, it isn't like I am really watching the video for this channel. 😂

[@chrisrides2203]

@@davidharshman7645no I’m on mobile right now and it sucks. There are two big black areas on the side in landscape mode and it’s really long and narrow in vertical view

[@Katchelina]

No, it sucks on mobile too

[@virgilremus1184]

I don’t like the vertical format tbh. Only looks good in full screen on a phone.

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

It's because of youtube shorts that youtube is basically forcing on creators. By making the long format vertical, they can chop up the long format into individual stories and post as shorts to boost their numbers without having to rework the visuals because shorts requires vertical only.

[@saagabragi6938]

Same!

[@shoesr21]

I’m on mobile rn, and I love having it in landscape mode lol!

[@mo-s-]

it's bad on mobile too

[@FelineFosterFamily]

On breathalysers (at least in Australia) the field breathalysers results are not admissible in court as they may not be 100% accurate though they are assumed to be fairly accurate. However the ones they have in their stations or in their vans are much more sophisticated and reliable and therefore are admissible evidence in court.

[@dragoness0420]

What I got from this is: If you have a penchant for bragging, don't commit crimes. You'll tattle on yourself.

[@ThePhazonMonado]

Honestly surprised how there were no stories like my mate who adopted a retired sniffer dog, had the dog sniff out shit people were holding, just to impersonate an officer to 'confiscate' their 'contraband'

[@tomnisen3358]

That's almost brilliant

[@emilythomas9058]

I like this story better than most in the video, because it doesn't involve stealing from *completely* innocent people. For example, the theft of the school computer lab pissed me off. All that is going to do is cost taxpayers and the school, coming at the expense of funds needed to TEACH CHILDREN. Frustrating.

[@SmokayTheBear]

​@@emilythomas9058 That was one of the best. The hell with the school system!

[@thejourney1369]

Why are you doing them now in portrait mode instead of landscape?

[@jackbaldyga7952]

Yes

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

It's because of youtube shorts that youtube is basically forcing on creators. By making the long format vertical, they can chop up the long format into individual stories and post as shorts to boost their numbers without having to rework the visuals because shorts requires vertical only.

[@unknowngamer37415]

The breathlisers they use at the side of the road can only be used as an indicator but are not considered accurate for a court. However police stations have much better and regularly calibrated machines at the police station. These machines can be used to prove that both you had a large amount of alcohol in your system and what that amount was. (Also if it's an alcohol wipe the effects will in the gate in 15 minutes and then he has to deal with the consequences of potentially consuming I unsafe alcohol instead of ethanol)

[@xseveredsaintx]

worked at a construction site, there was a door to the underground parking lot that required a keycard to tap to get in from outside, however on the inside there was a motion sensor to auto unlock the door for people to exit easily. What this guy did was put a pile of leaves, dust and dirt next to the door during work hours when the gates are unlocked, came in after hours, took an aerosol can under the door, sprayed the dust and leaves everywhere triggering the motion detector unlocking the door. guy stole about $500 or tools and equipment after cutting open a couple job boxes. They got his plates and face on camera though so I assume hes been caught by now. This happened about 4ish years ago

[@SmokayTheBear]

This is a 200 IQ move.

[@Protagonistinfluence]

I dont like the guy getting away with a dui as well as driving with his knees, if you drive like that you deserve a dui on the record.

[@charliebrown4799]

As a career criminal I can confirm just how stupid most criminals are. It's sad really. I'm by no means a genius. Not even close. But it still blows me away how criminals will take something so simple and just screw it up

[@elliotgillum]

Er... Yeah.

[@regulargoat7259]

You’re a what-

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

Same, every time I did anything with anyone else, they were wild levels of stupid

[@soph5976]

@@SilverStarHeggisist ikr like how incompetent can you be smh

[@SmokayTheBear]

This is why it's best to work alone.

[@RustyGusGV]

I hate the vertical format. Please change it back to landscape.

[@_Error_404_Goodbye]

This was a great topic idea for a video. Another good one would be, “Stalkers, tell us your story” 😎💯 hearing the criminals side of the story after hearing the other so often is refreshing and the change of perspective is mind bending.

[@lizzykun]

Thank you for the longer videos, much appreciation

[@randommemesinc.]

Not on the grandest scale, but certainly the best one I carried out: A few years ago during my sophomore year of high school, I found out my ceramics teacher had an American Brilliant cut crystal dish from the 1800s just sitting in the misc. drawer for people to use as patterns on clay. That piece is worth at least $1000, and she said she found it in a yard sale for about $5 and it would be perfect for class. I knew the worth of this item and found a similar one at my local antique store for about $20. Remember, the piece I had just purchased was nowhere near worth as much as the one in my teacher's classroom because this one was molded glass from the 50s instead of cut crystal from over 150 years ago. As soon as class started I took the dish out of my backpack and rubbed clay dust all over it so it would appear to be the one used in class and switched it out with the special one, which I then took to wash off in the sink with a toothbrush. the one from class had several chips in it so I made sure to chip the new one in the same places, and when she asked me why I was putting it in my bag I told her that I had got it for my grandma's 70th birthday (which happened to be the same day as the heist) and she surprisingly believed me! I took it home and told my mom I had gotten it from my teacher at school because she was throwing it out, and so she didn't question it. Ended up gifting it to Grandma for her birthday and she still puts candies in it all the time. the joy in her face when I gave it to her was so warming, best thing I ever stole.

[@koneeche]

Ethical concerns aside, that was a sweet story.

[@SmokayTheBear]

This was both smart and wholesome

[@francinetitherington4060]

Grandma probably would have been just as happy with the one you subbed for the teacher because it was from you. That's hiw Grandma's are. You didn't need to become a theif for her and she'd be hurt if she knew you'd given her something stolen.

[@SmokayTheBear]

@@francinetitherington4060 This is not wholesome, this is not wholesome at all!

[@randommemesinc.]

@@francinetitherington4060 I knowwww but on the up side the molded glass is far stronger than the crystal, and farrrr less sharp if it were to shatter, much better suited for the classroom! Either way I've moved beyond stealing because I can buy stuff now😇

[@BamBam045]

I was homeless for a while and for a while i wanted to go to prison for like a reset So just got myself arrested for shoplifting and i was yelling the whole time send me to jail i wanna be locked up. I was free within 3 hours, thats when i got an idea i just kept stealing from shops and when i would get caught would confess right away and wait in the back for the cops and then just say i wanna go to jail every chance i got. After like 3 months and getting arrested like 8 times i spend 9 days in prison.

[@Enter54623]

They knew what you were doing and didn’t want any part of it, I’m sorry you had to go through that

[@SmokayTheBear]

I hope your life is better now. At least you got some free stuff out of it.

[@Keksemann666]

Please put the format back in normal format.

[@ShapesWithoutColors]

The breathalyzer done on scene isn't admissible in court, but he breathalyser done at the station is admissable in court, if it's done right. The alcohol swab would make it inadmissible, because any alcohol consumption after the driving has stopped makes a breathalyzer inadmissible. But then the consumption of alcohol can be used as evidence, it's just weaker evidence, and often for a lesser charge. And there is a margin of error that can be argued. So most places it's a bal of 0.08 to be over the limit. If you go to the station and you blow right at 0.08, you can argue the margin of error. I think it's something like 0.02. so you can theoretically have a bal of 0.099, then get it official dropped to 0.079 because of the margin of error, and then the breathalyzer technically proves that you weren't above the legal limit, and you can use that in court to defend yourself. That said, there are two drunk driving charges in many jurisdictions. One is just driving under the influence. The other is driving over the legal limit. So if you eat an alcohol swab, they can't use the breathalyzer to prove you were over the limit, but they can use that act as evidence that you were under the influence and go after you for the lesser charge.

[@anonymousemail2036]

As a mobile user, I also HATE the vertical format. Please change it back 🫶🏼

[@Jivvi]

50:18 You have that backwards. Breathalyzers are always admissible. Field sobriety tests may admissible in some jurisdictions, but they're generally just used as grounds for establishing reasonable cause to perform a breathalyzer or blood test, and that's what will actually be used as evidence.

[@LunaCecropia]

why is it vertical?

[@ruthwilsdon4419]

The place with a fake carpark attendant was Bristol zoo. I live in the UK.

[@koneeche]

Learned how to factory reset our school-provided laptops, there was something the tech team had overlooked. The regular laptops had software that would be able to monitor where the computer was at all times, and allegedly be able to monitor keystrokes. As someone who didn't like that, for privacy sake, I kept spamming the shutdown button until the recovery menu popped up on start-up automatically. It was inaccessible otherwise. Told a few friends. Word spread, and there were about 50 laptops, valued $1200 each, stolen that year. I did end up getting my karma on something unrelated, but they never found out who did it.

[@SmokayTheBear]

Good for you protecting student privacy.

[@jordancoleman2402]

A few years ago "a person" i know spent his winter stealing new snowmobiles 3 of them to be exact. The next winter he waited for the storm if the year the big one the one that pretty much shuts the world down around us. He spent the morning stashing 2 of the stolen sleds along trails leading out of town then went to a local bank where just the manger was able to make it in due to the sbow and took the bank for over $70,000. Took off switching up sleads every few miles and has yet to be caught.

[@0MagesticEmu]

Your videos are the BEST to listen to while I am cleaning! Thank you!! Keep it up😩🙌🏻

[@Hello0121]

I listen to him while playing games! and cleaning!

[@NijutheWolf]

I listened to him while I draw and write!

[@irrelEvant5352]

i find it funny how hard people are willing to work to not work

[@Josh_D78]

Story 5 was pure genius

[@ShapesWithoutColors]

I appreciate the portrait format. I don't need any video at all. I'm here for the audio. And the smaller video means less data is used. That's not an issue I really have to worry about, but it is an issue for lots of people with bad cell providers. I'm not sure why anyone's complaining about the change. Like they're here for the video.

[@gardenofsn5955]

I'm kind of here for the video because I need captions. I don't feel strongly about landscape vs portrait, but the text is a little harder to read in portrait format.

[@jackskudlarek3138]

"Never caught" by the police.....the IRS however?

[@S_amuru]

Portrait mode is so clunky to watch on both mobile and desktop, not sure why you changed it but like dude im struggling with this

[@lalu72]

vertical format is quite annoying, both on phone and lapt op tbh

[@tomnisen3358]

I listen while relaxing and going to bed

[@neuroinverse258]

i appreciate you making this video because im a week late on my car payment and im tweaking about the repo man thank god i have 90 days😂 not waiting that long though getting it paid friday

[@ScalarInfluon]

thanks for the idea

[@saagabragi6938]

21:05 How is that possible?? How did nobody notice when he went to the checkout?

[@niyablake]

I had my passage side window smashed out. The replacement panel was half as thick as the OEM

[@GiantNerd91]

Not a cop, but I imagine the smartest criminals are the ones they *don't* meet.

[@rogertheshrubber2551]

Yup. I had a family member end up in prison and when he got out he told me all about the smart guys he met in there who taught him all sorts of tricks. I told them they probably shouldn't be taking advice from all the "smart" people who got caught. He went dead silent after that.

[@SmokayTheBear]

True.

[@SmokayTheBear]

​@@rogertheshrubber2551But think of all the times they DIDN'T get caught.

[@KoreaWithKids]

When you have something like "I was young and naive (read, stupid)" that should be pronounced as "reed," not "red."

[@super20000]

Why is this video vertical???

[@anthonypyritz2927]

Story 20 sounds like a heist planned by The Joker. Seems like his style 🃏🃏🃏

[@anabelroutledge]

Omg I live in Fargo and everyone knows that story! We have a fair share of crime but this story will always be legendary in the area

[@isakruud1177]

Bring back old video format please

[@miscme6046]

why portrait

[@apples6684]

Basically makes it easier to turn some of the stories into youtube shorts for the algorithm

[@miscme6046]

@@apples6684 oh okay good to know. thanks

[@jorgefreitas5983]

The stories are nice, but... Why am I watching a full video on a short's format? It's so claustrophobic to watch...

[@TheRealOtatop]

Vertical format is a terrible mistake.

[@peterhoemke2994]

A current one that is awful and ingenious. People are claiming to be a part of a major company, like Amazon or Google, etc, and then either never deliver the service or deliver a super subpar version of it. Amazon in particular is starting to fight against the pretenders in court.

[@Mavendow]

The m~f~a placed multiple packages at local schools. They didn't call it in, they just left these packages in the school buildings. Someone noticed one, and when it was investigated, it was found to be filled with... Let's say things that go boom. Obviously, the cops were called and the place was searched. They found four total packages; three at my school and one at another. While the cops were tied up, several banks got hit. Nobody was caught for the packages, but the cops took down the group soon after. Look up the Danbury Trashers: it was their backer.

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

How is night vision grounds to search? Like everyone has night vision

[@SmokayTheBear]

He's referring to night vision goggles.

[@regulargoat7259]

Please switch back to landscape if you can. Im on mobile and id much rather landscape

[@nealyjordan9453]

So I legally don’t know if I can talk about this, but I did work at a Best Buy that had a GTA styled heist that happened at the location before I started working there and they got away with a bunch of computers and a bunch of iPhones and other stuff like that

[@selener_sense]

love your content, but i’d argue the vertical videos dosent even look good even on phones

[@TBGames23BM]

Please bring back landscape, more convenient

[@jordancoleman2402]

I made a very official looking Catholic charities sheet and put on my best clothes and walked around house to house taking donations for *Catholic charities" and made a mint in a few days

[@CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui]

Okay who made this portrait aspect ratio and WE NEED THIS GUY BACK

[@SmokayTheBear]

These were some good stories.

[@thermobollocks]

Vertical format is the devil.

[@S3IIL3CT]

to quote someone wise: "wer filmt denn hochkant???"

[@kymberlyn420]

I need to renew my Costco card. Way easier than the DMV 😅

[@blindvision4703]

Story five juked me so hard. I feel betrayed, but probably not nearly as betrayed as the victim of the crime. A potential gray man type scenario turns into an actual betrayal. Oy vey.

[@CptKorn]

Wait the guy got a PS3 and a bunch of games? That doesnt make sense... The PS3 HAD NO GAMES

[@Thebigpiigg]

They do vertical format to make making shorts easier

[@digitalphoenix72]

Car windows can shatter for really weird reasons. I had a tungsten ring slide off my hand when I was brushing dirt off them, my ring slid off and barely tapped the side window, and it sounded like I blasted it with a gun. My gf and I just looked at each other stunned as to 'what the hell happened?' I guess the way it hit the window, it hit it at just the right force and area to cause a frequency vibration that the window couldnt handle. (The same tundgsten ring would have shattered if I dropped it in a bathtub. Tungsten is brittle, and the ring cant take the vibrations from the tub and it shatters... but barely touching a window? I still dont know how that very unfortunate afternoon worked. I was just a teenager, so we all know what that means (it meant driving around with a duct tape window for a long while before I could afford the glass😂)

[@mushroomleg3151]

I'm afraid for the future of this channel. First another narrator which is much more flat and lifeless, comparable to an AI voice, and now the vertical format of the videos. It's just changing something to make it less accessible to more than half of the audience. I think I know why this is done, though. KZbin shorts. They can use the format of putting the start of a story into KZbin shorts, and doing the whole "Full story on my channel!" thing just so they can reach another audience. They're throwing away a large part of their audience for the possibility of a smaller one. There's nothing wrong with landscape on any device, but vertical makes it impossible for laptop users to watch. I'm afraid they're gonna lose more and more of their audience because of this. Just when we were starting to settle and get used to the new narrator, we get another drastic change. I worry for the UnderSparked channel a lot. Please, listen to public criticism. It's shown that lately views have dropped significantly. Just check their channel, it's getting less and less views.

[@leah.preppy.xo888]

27:18 This is smart but also really sad for the guys who had to bring the notes

[@Hoffman-Creations]

The chief or the mayor?

[@wagyourtai1]

54:00 I thought there was also a blood test

[@dumymariposa6795]

13:00-In the end, he wasn't very smart....though😏🤣

[@kostyapolykova9879]

We hate vertical format

[@jordanpeterson5140]

Oh thank the gods, a vertical video. Keep em like this going forward.

[@_Majunior]

You guys really like watching the random gameplay enough to complain about it being in portrait?

[@Fade_NB]

This gon be a good one

[@gabithebrat]

.ost psychopaths are genuis..weird

[@pocketbeeb]

Portrait format can't be streamed on tvs or other devices, just lyk :)

[@midnight1978]

I have found your videos just recently and really enjoyed them, but I think I sadly have to stop watching them again if the format stays that way. It's quite unpleasend to watch tbh even tho I really enjoyed the Stories and narration of them

[@skyepilot4074]

Niew video to fall asleep too woohoo

[@codm22712]

Greetings and salutations good people 😊

[@arthurvalair5133]

hi 😀

[@kassard1]

Story 5 😂😂😂😂😂

[@flamefangstar]

Why is this LONG

[@KitsuneRogue]

Im actually surprised that people care about aspect format of a youtube video that is by design meant to be put on and listened to while you're doing litterally anything else...

[@solarblue0123]

2:44 😉

[@matttheavgegeek7652]

9:58

[@RibbitRibbit191]

Everyone shut up about the portrait thing. If youre actually watching these like a normal video, youre either brainrotted or bored. These videos arent meant for watching, theyre meant for listening.

[@liuqmno3421]

Are you brainrotted? They even made a poll about the background gameplay, if they prefer something fast or slow, others are actually watching it! I prefer to read the text while listening, yes I'm bored, but that's got nothing to with it.

[@TheRandomYTDude]

They take up more space in PiP mode

[@StormTheSquid]

Ableist spotted. Some people need subtitles to follow along.

[@RibbitRibbit191]

@@StormTheSquid dumbass spotted (I know it's just that people who aren't like this are crying about it)

[@dillonvandergriff4124]

I prefer reading along with the stories. That is much more annoying to do in a vertical format.

[@kiirez3770]

👎👎

[@kiirez3770]

Terrible format

[@vanitypadilla8976]

free palestine

[@SmokayTheBear]

No