Unintentional ASMR Compilation 2

[@parzivalthestormtrooper5017]

The guy in blue just feels like a character that would be In napoleon dynamite and I can’t even begin to describe how much I love that

[@AWABPW]

I thought it was Bill Murray

[@ominousbottleoflube]

Or someone from a Tim and Eric bit lol

[@ARCoventry]

Spot on

[@goodheavens1]

He sounds like Michael from GTA

[@ezio941]

I like to think is a Joe Gatto bit

[@henkmeerdink2088]

"The mixing of traditions", a.k.a. "making it up as you go along "

[@Friedtoenails]

The egg, the candle, the feather, and the archangels. And the old crone watching malevolently. Have a wonderful response

[@antoniopinheiro9923]

the old crone is the best part, her face keeps making me laugh

[@Ephebvs]

Old crone cracked me up! Heh heh!

[@kippis05]

My response was wonderful, but it only worked for about 50% of the time I expected.

[@TheClockReads2113]

Have a wonderful response

[@miketheperformer5972]

Sounds like you just created a new tarot deck.

[@OurBrainHurtsALot]

For all the people freaked out by the second video, it's a variation of something called Limpias or Cleansings. They're really common healing rituals in Latin America meant to cure or get rid of evil spirits. The egg is meant to absorb all the bad energy and you're supposed to break it inside of a glass of water. If the yolk floats, you didn't have that much bad energy, if the yolk sinks to the bottom you had a ton of bad energy. It's a really powerful placebo. However, this dude made a variation of this involving archangels and other stuff that are not often included in your regular limpia. But I have to say, I was expecting more smoke but I get it they were trying to keep it to a minimum since they were indoors.

[@turbotreehouse9780]

The more you explained it the freakier it got

[@BradwillB]

It's bullshit

[@SLTaylor2008]

@@BradwillB We know its BS you ding dong. Thats why OP said it's a really powerful placebo. All this stuff is.

[@bauspanderu]

​@@BradwillBOf course it is, he himself said that it's a placebo.

[@vgl3ntdj829]

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[@williamwaldrop7300]

Crips moving from gang violence to spiritual healing

[@gallant135]

This comment had me rolling

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

Sadly, there's been a 500 percent increase in the consumption of Lean

[@disturbr07]

It’s a bit unnerving watching her just sitting in that chair, smiling. Like some sort of cult leader

[@ErikvsLenny]

She is a Dr. too.... those people are the Weird NPC Kind - at least not the dangerous ones ^^

[@kevinb7126]

Nice to see Grand Moff Tarkin has concerned himself with posture more than blowing up star systems .

[@tj9842]

This comment is pure gold😂😂

[@jaredhunter3629]

13:35 me trying to bat the smoke away from the smoke detector when i cook

[@AshenExiled]

Hahaha

[@rosewilkinson4948]

😂😂

[@tonyrna45]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goodheavens1]

I love the guy in blue. He’s like a weird hippie version of Michael from GTA

[@bleach_my_eyes_plz]

Yea he's Ned Fluke

[@testedhawk]

"Did somebody say Angels?"

[@bendavison8981]

"You're doing really good" he says as he rubs a boiled egg around a mans scalp.

[@ProfessorBorax]

😂😂

[@BB-Curlz]

😂😂

[@dariomilkovic4848]

I think it's raw unboiled egg.

[@bendavison8981]

@@dariomilkovic4848 That only adds to his mystical power

[@dariomilkovic4848]

@@bendavison8981 😂

[@TheForerunner117]

What’s wild is the lady sitting in the chair smiling at the guy rubbing the egg on the man, is probably just having asmr herself IRL, but she doesn’t know that, and she’s equating that feeling to some sort of spiritual experience. Imagine how much of that has happened in the world. Happened to me as a kid, back before the internet and asmr being a widely understood thing, before I even know what it was I was experiencing.

[@Erinski]

That's basically all it is. When people got the scalp tingles, they assumed they were feeling the healing working. And hey, if you believe in the stuff, it does help in a way by lessening stress, a big contributor to illness...Not that I'd ever excuse charlatans that would have people believe they're as good as a good doctor.

[@nolanjdon3514]

Humans are very very easy to manipulate. Let’s be grateful we know better so we dont end up on tape with an egg being rubbed on us.

[@Friedtoenails]

Hardest way ever to cook an egg. The rubbing method

[@JMB129]

And this was take #6. He kept dropping the egg.

[@gallant135]

Omg im dying right now from laughter

[@waywardlaser]

Before I learned that ASMR was an actual thing other people experienced (and it hadn't taken off quite yet on KZbin) I would just search up videos of hypnotism and mesmerism for the same effect.

[@JMB129]

I always felt my head tingling and felt like falling asleep in grade school when they would come in with rubber gloves and check our scalps for lice. I would get the same sleepy feeling if I heard two other people whispering in the same room. Then in my 30's I heard of the term ASMR.

[@BrandonS-lk2qc]

Only time I ever feel asleep in class was during those quiet whispered moments. And then I discovered ASMR

[@Permafunk_VODs]

i used ot get the tingle at the doctors when i was a kid and one day i was thinking about how relaxing it felt so i looked on youtube for recordings os doctors appointments and now im here xD

[@donovanbradford8231]

Also during the hearing and vision tests I get in school

[@lastserenadeUK]

Same! The Clara Institute videos were awesome!

[@Tinpot_Guy]

Sir John Gielgud lifted Dave up by the neck like his body was made of crepe paper. "I can't open the pod bay doors Dave".

[@garbagegrove2533]

The super old guy on the beginning sounds almost exactly like Stewie Griffin.

[@demonactual8639]

Blue dude was getting a work out, takin that shit serious

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"The Divine Earth Mother will forgive many things but bad cardio is not one of them"

[@CinemaChameleon-y9v]

0:00 Alexander Technique training exercises for improved posture and movement 8:44 Gentrified White people version of a blend of Latinx folk-magick and Native American shamanic healing, featuring everyone's favorite, (energy) cleansing (with egg) "limpieza (energética) (con huevo)" AKA, "limpia" 32:14 Some kind of medical examination 50:56 Explanation and short demonstration of kinesiological / chiropractic priority testing to find most important problem areas in the body

[@Mike_Oxlong_]

The Crips have really branched out from the streets of LA

[@Permafunk_VODs]

first video is a good watch even outside of ASMR, the Alexander Technique is real good for you, its not some kind of spiritual magic, its just learning posture correction and economic movement, learnt it when i went to acting school and my god its good.

[@Lolsville]

This was filmed during 2017-2018, not the 1990's and thats the hardest pill i had to swallow today

[@mrdiamozz9612]

Cap

[@sampsqwantch4612]

​@@mrdiamozz9612your cap is cap

[@mrdiamozz9612]

@@sampsqwantch4612 cap 🧢

[@cooltjh4]

i guess they missed the memo.

[@jakepalmer1172]

You ever see some shit that makes you want to scream

[@delectablepie]

The comments for this video will cure your depression.

[@gallant135]

Facts. I’m dying right now. 😂

[@wadecooler7496]

It doesn't work without the bandana

[@Nmbrocks16]

I will never be fully complete until I have negative energy extracted from my body by a boiled egg, and flower petal(s) blown-kissed into my face aggressively.

[@Ultravonder]

22:48 now let’s end the session with a creepy hug

[@apocalypse2798]

i love listening to crazy people for ASMR

[@Smith.83]

This shite gets addictive

[@gremysaint3337]

I thought the second guy in blue was joe from impractical jokers

[@nessdapkboyo4755]

This would make for a great punishment lol

[@gremysaint3337]

@@nessdapkboyo4755 damn!! It actually would !!

[@dave_bed]

Second guy was actually so good

[@beltanetrex]

22:09 "...Your male pattern baldness will begin to form right here...in a very powerful way."

[@Mikerille]

I love how the first couple are just pure bullcrud and then it’s a physicians assistant 🤣

[@JMB129]

I threw this crap together just to help myself sleep but I'm thoroughly enjoying the comments. Thanks for watching.

[@Permafunk_VODs]

first video isnt bull, its the Alexander Technique , its just things you can do for posture correction, not some kinda spirit healing quackery like the one after

[@Mikerille]

@@Permafunk_VODs wait the first one, with the old dude? It’s in a bunch of psuedo science videos, also I’ve personally never seen any real support for it working, especially in physical therapy sectors

[@Permafunk_VODs]

@@Mikerille funny, if its pseudo science, how come you can get Alexander technique sessions through the National Health Service here in the uk? And how come its universally agreed that it's good for posture, neck pain and coping with parkinsons, it's an easy google search, maybe youd be able to see its application in these "various therapy sectors" (vague af btw) if you had better posture ;)

[@Mikerille]

@@Permafunk_VODs “Although there are theoretical benefits of this type of technique to athletes, there are no scientific studies on the effect of the Alexander Technique on athletic performance. Despite the lack of evidence, the technique continues to be used widely by performing artists, in particular.” Took me 20 seconds to find. It doesn’t do anything 🤣

[@rickyfriedchicken3548]

Same stage that had Saul the " healer former chiropractor". Must be a set for snake oil performances

[@lekoman]

The guy at the end has never been hired by an insurance company in his life. His claim to that effect is ludicrous.

[@assassinstudent840]

How are you feeling? Great. *internally, I feel no different. If anything I feel oddly violated and craving an omlette"

[@ES-fg2bf]

My back is 48” wide after watching this

[@JMB129]

What about your leg length?

[@JMB129]

@goldenmoon1139 I'm gonna be quiet, I'm gonna tune in an git sum infumashun first. (sniffles loudly)

[@KapperDapper]

First clip is from the age of sweaters

[@kerryroberts8126]

"I think I've done enough with you, Dave".

[@joemcmorrow467]

09:20 I didn’t realize that Bono had joined the Crips and become a spiritual healer.

[@ultra_violent]

☠️☠️

[@tylerk538]

33:20 “you talkin to me?”

[@testedhawk]

Ah, yes, the egg Renown for breakfast, desserts, and soaking up negative energy so the archangels can better communicate with you

[@kevanmitchinsonmitchinson6981]

The guy wearing the karate kid head band, has honed his act watching asmr videos from numerous South American nations and added a bit verbal drivel. Good job.

[@beltanetrex]

14:34 When you try to pick up an acorn with your wings but can't...because you're a bird.

[@TaraFinlay]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: archangels in a half-shell

[@OregonSuburbanHomestead]

20:25 “all the love…” as he proceeds to spit in the guy’s face. 😂

[@Jasper-ry8gu]

THE EGG

[@JMB129]

I want to reenact this whole video and have bloopers, like dropping the egg.

[@AggressivelyMediocre]

@@JMB129I always thought it be funny if he slapped the dude in the face with the feathers by accident.

[@JMB129]

@@AggressivelyMediocre best screen name I've seen in quite some time

[@Friedtoenails]

The guy at the end is the charlatan of all charlatans. His snake oil is the snakiest.

[@Friedtoenails]

His hair is saturated with snake oil or shoe polish

[@Friedtoenails]

Just making it up as he goes along

[@briandoczkat9895]

Is that initiation for the crips in the second video?

[@omfgSHORYUKEN]

the woman on the naturopathic show looks like the fashion model from Junji Ito's stories

[@frickincasual]

Legend has it that Dave walked off screen and was never seen again.

[@jdhfyur]

The 2nd scenario looks like it takes place in another dimension. Nothing but darkness in the background

[@blakecurry3880]

How that man kept a straight face at 20:20 with that man spitting potato chips or whatever the hell that was at him is beyond me.

[@JMB129]

😂😂😂😂😂😎👍

[@beltanetrex]

20:47 "And, Bob!....Remember.. you...are my number one!"

[@Alveyjr21]

After watching this, I decided to make breakfast. When my wife came in I decided to cleanse her with the eggs... she got pissed when they kept cracking on her.

[@InterplanarerPennersoeldner65]

Someones girlfriend rn: 11:42

[@krysisblade1734]

I've been watching asmr medical exams for years and following the instructions for the entire time. I never once considered how stupid I looked until watching this vid.

[@biblicalaccuraterat]

13:23😂😂😂

[@lewiskid9719]

People know they can come up with stuff

[@tristanmccabe8917]

Im a bit concerned.. Pretty sure the Archangels have bigger things to take care of than following Kelly van Dilla around on his journey. The rest of us are screwed i guess

[@danradman3161]

LoL 😂 that was good 😂😂😂

[@williamluttrell5897]

42:44 damn dr., what kind of examination of the mouth was that

[@chriscadillac8448]

That second skit was just blasphemous.

[@benisaten]

Gotta love the spit to the face. Heals anything

[@JMB129]

I just hope he didn't have sandwich breath.

[@andyg8292]

@@JMB129you are one of us!!😮😮😮

[@nicolas451eldorado]

Is this Alexander technique by Alexander himself ?

[@TaraFinlay]

No, but he and his wife studied under him if I am not mistaken. Check out the full video on Anthony Kingsley’s Alexander channel.

[@ibeethatoneguy7807]

What cult is the first one from? Did those people survive?

[@rodwarren2243]

Lol

[@Darius_420.9]

They wanna be God’s gift so badly 😂👍💯

[@verlatenn]

what

[@NomadicSutter]

I remember watching this as a kid in 2009 😂

[@promontorium]

Most of what the guy in blue does in the 8:50 video is from Central-South American spiritual cleansings. I've watched so many of them I memorized a handful of the Quechua words. I shit you not I was watching that obscure Cyndi Lauper movie and near the end they start speaking Quechua and I could tell because of the ASMR videos!

[@Axegrinder90]

This is the strangest crip jump-in i've ever seen

[@willleslie2745]

Some CULT leader shiz

[@BenjaminBowling777]

Grand Moff Tarkin ASMR

[@jolien8195]

You know what’s missing at 8:45 in? The roll of paper towels.

[@Paul-yc5dc]

In the 2nd clip he calls on the Arch Angel Samael, Samael is the angel that rebelled against God. (He's praying to the devil).

[@TheOneTrueKyyng]

Say what you will about naturopathic medicine, but dude is a showman. He put his theatre and dance degree to work

[@christiangrey3645]

He definitely went to the theatre in his younger days... Or something... 😬

[@MauricioOsuna-et8et]

That gentleman is the embodiment of how to do ASMR 😂 Wait, "freeing the neck"... Is that ALEXANDER himself?? 😱

[@JMB129]

@@MauricioOsuna-et8et lmfao

[@IslandAlways239]

Can you imagine if he accidentally smacked him?? 😅😅😅

[@IslandAlways239]

And she's cracking me up in the background🤣

[@WhisperJetAmerica]

$1200 Suit $6000 Rolex

[@_kutsuu_]

"the breath of the divine mother blows upon u" girl brush yo teeth

[@henkmeerdink2088]

Are you comfortable sir?

[@assassinstudent840]

Yes, thank you

[@tonytime5006]

I just wanted to watch asmr man 😂 what the hell did I just stumble upon this basement ritual ahhh video 💀💀 humans scare me sometimes man ain’t no way three mfs pulled up to a room, made a ritual circle and took this seriously

[@NeilSteel]

😂

[@g-meme]

13:23 how im tryna be with the homies when we off our minds

[@ks9736]

Anyone know how Dave is?

[@darthvader4027]

Is this the original Alexander technique?

[@breakbad9753]

13:25 Me after hearing my mom say to my older sister, “if you lay another finger on your sister you are grounded this weekend!”

[@jesco_biafra]

Can you eat an egg that has absorbed negative energy?

[@TwoShedsJackson]

At 4:08 did he actually say “I think I’ve had enough of you Dave” and send him on his way??? 😂

[@nathanielpalermo5774]

The first was nice, but I never got what it was about

[@reving19]

Yeah, the older gentleman is an ASMR King.

[@Hairmetallurgist]

It's a demonstration of the "Alexander Re-education Technique," whereby people learn to focus on how they perform certain actions to rid themselves of bad, postural habits. Look up Diana Devitt Dawson.

[@psiphibrandonhare7120]

Anybody know the name of the Last guy doing the chiropractic talk?

[@JMB129]

@@psiphibrandonhare7120 Dr. Sheldon Deal

[@eggboi7182]

I cant help but wonder where each of these videos come from. I get very uncomfortable cult vibes from them and just am fascinated that people can actually commit to this stuff.

[@Frankly-xe4mg]

"I try not to be superstitious" wow lol

[@everettanderson8581]

What happens if you eat the egg after the rubbing

[@robdickie9215]

Baby reindeer 🦌

[@Soloisbac]

old women in the chair looks like the granny from RE7

[@zacjohnson8404]

Just replace the feathers with nunchucks and it's basically Bruce Lee

[@midnightblue1874]

23:45 It was at this moment that he knew he f*cked up...

[@jordanmonkley8048]

the first video the guy sounds like stewie from family guy

[@Arabong168]

9:08 is he the 5th ninja turtle?

[@Ronnybiz]

Got a lotta healers out there in New Mexico, I guess.

[@tylers4891]

😂😂😂 13:30

[@TheBushPeg]

14.20 you've been tangoed....

[@christinamonroe3680]

Is that old man whithers? And his Bobbi dazzler

[@AmbersDangleenAnkle]

0:38 i want that so bad

[@Oseantoocean]

Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickepperly4115]

Was that an eagle egg? If so, that guy might be able to fly like Nacho Libre now.

[@tesoulx]

Nice!

[@WildRover1964]

All the archangels are here with you sharing all the love with you on your path through life but first I need to make an omelette