I don't know what it is about Crystal Salesmen but they tend to calm me down:) this is one of my favorites and some of the best unintentional ASMR videos I know (in my opinion), Ariel from PointsOfLight - it is a compilation of about 10 videos, I hope you enjoy it!
@romansx91306 жыл бұрын
Best Unintentional ASMR you should post fret replacement on guitar, best unintentional ASMR, the tapping and talking as well as sanding😩 specifically this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGbdfJ2XdpaIsJI
@VoicelessSanity6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your uploads, thanks!
@ussco6 жыл бұрын
Crystals in general balance people on all levels---physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually. This results in an overall calm demeanor.
@neoviez6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rn-bn5R5l8Shr9k you should see this one
@Everydaymesses086 жыл бұрын
Hello, I wanted to suggest this video for your collection. It is short but very nice. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bX6Vm6KQgqh4fNU
@Hige923 жыл бұрын
He must be immortal inside his Shop, with all these healing Cyrstalls lying around.
@Markybug-Keira-Cody3 жыл бұрын
Grew up with Jesus apparently
@ASMRyouVEGANyet2 жыл бұрын
They never claim to make you immortal...
@conantheseptuagenarian38242 жыл бұрын
well said. haha.
@hypnoz78712 жыл бұрын
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet No. But they claim a whole lot of bullshit.
@dustercrew Жыл бұрын
@@ASMRyouVEGANyetthey pretty much do. Heal cancer and all that shit they say just to make a quick buck. I personally have more respect for drug dealers then for „healing“ wand salesman like theese
@mackwinter56375 жыл бұрын
And this is crystal of methamphetamine it has a very strong energy and helps with daily tasks..very magical indeed.
@sarroumarbeu68103 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mauigio3 жыл бұрын
And on day 14 of said continuous monotonous daily tasks, forgoing rest and sustinence, thine will know one has been smitten
@Astrithor2 жыл бұрын
The one crystal that will ACTUALLY do something for your energy. Lol
@LolitaL0132 жыл бұрын
LOL
@asabado2012 Жыл бұрын
This video is the finest, rarest video from the jungles of Madagascar. It has been edited by the finest editor in the northern hemisphere. It was filmed on the highest quality cell phone that was hand built by Frederico de la Vega who is the most in demand builder in the finest region of Spain.
@Chrisprusse9 ай бұрын
Distinctive and energetic quality.
@Sean-dm8ez6 жыл бұрын
This guy knows how to talk to his customers. I don't really buy the whole healing stones thing, but even I'm like "Yeah that one would be really nice to have around"
@spectacularsceptile38795 жыл бұрын
it feels your chi chacra energy and ionizez your 3rd eye with the power of energetic bullshit.
@ryanmahoney14562 жыл бұрын
@@spectacularsceptile3879 lol
@user-rk6bs7po3f2 жыл бұрын
Ah your right of course
@Yellow-Rose2 жыл бұрын
Lolz ikr! He puts the cherry on the sundae haha
@snufftherooster932 жыл бұрын
Same here. Aesthetically, they're beautiful, but I don't buy into the whole *"healing, chakras, energy, spirit"* malarkey. I just think they look nice.
@1yearago4916 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the way he looks at the camera at the start he seems like a oblivion npc
@amandac88366 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@ronjenkins39566 жыл бұрын
Literally and exactly what I've been subconsciously thinking this entire time.
@tstaur60526 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it too
@CatholicZola5 жыл бұрын
I see it now
@Emperor_Palpatine_665 жыл бұрын
“The finest weapons and armor”
@LegendofLaw4 жыл бұрын
How to become a crystal salesman: 1. Jack the prices up over 300% 2. When explaining what type of crystals.... use as many adjectives as possible Acceptable words: High quality, Extraordinary, powerful, masculine, beautiful, ONE OF A KIND, gorgeous, natural, rare, exceptional......
@hamishalexander52944 жыл бұрын
Museum quality piece...
@averagerednek844610 ай бұрын
Don’t forget Museum Quality
@ProdigalAccolades6 ай бұрын
Also, Museum Quality
@rufussinijas5 ай бұрын
Museum quality, unbelievable.
@michaeltucker76083 ай бұрын
"One of the more sought after..."
@congydave5 жыл бұрын
Is that traffic I can hear in the background? Or the screaming souls of his victims trapped within the stones?
@JackOSUrulz4 жыл бұрын
Nicely done
@headybud4 жыл бұрын
Both
@ToiletDuckFan4 жыл бұрын
Can't it be both?
@congydave4 жыл бұрын
@@ToiletDuckFan Lord Ariel forbids both
@toster3874 жыл бұрын
BRO WHY WAS I THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING LMAOOOOO
@wendygreene6 жыл бұрын
I was relaxed until I saw the prices
@fiddlesticks44066 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@AtillatheHun6 жыл бұрын
Scams tend to not be too kind to a wallet!
@alexblock86076 жыл бұрын
I was relaxed until I saw and died from your comment🤣
@DebGC6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stormblessed23216 жыл бұрын
Atilla the Hun3 oh no, Ariel wouldn’t do that.
@Kyle_Man5 жыл бұрын
The Papyrus font has special healing properties.
@magules134 жыл бұрын
Lol what is it with hippies and papyrus?
@ryanthomas48164 жыл бұрын
"I know what you did! I know what you did!"
@liza95604 жыл бұрын
Ha! Hahahaha. Papyrus.
@HipixOFFICIAL4 жыл бұрын
That's why the Avatar movie has that font.
@calmdown35454 жыл бұрын
Shakira merch
@deltayankee10826 жыл бұрын
He says they’re rare, but how much you wanna bet he has 189 more in the back
@elchicharron95036 жыл бұрын
Nothing he has on offer is rare. These are all items that can be bought in wholesale flats at a mineral show.
@josephdoiron83766 жыл бұрын
Tom Dammit Tom! These are rare priceless jewels with metaphysical properties.
@dunwoodie276 жыл бұрын
Delta Yankee bet 😂😂😂👌🏽
@surpriseraisin58925 жыл бұрын
Definitely not rare haha
@oiitssean5 жыл бұрын
More like 18.9 tonnes in his backyard.
@streetwisehercules99566 жыл бұрын
Got an amulet of +8 Strength bro?
@Deekaighem6 жыл бұрын
Just a 4 str 4 stam leather belt
@keiran51706 жыл бұрын
Git gud scrub and get your enchanting skills higher and make your own
@akselsand60766 жыл бұрын
T Johnson ..
@feslerae5 жыл бұрын
+8 Strength but it drains your mana, bro.
@DrRosenPihnoos5 жыл бұрын
I want a chloranthy ring son
@PsychoChargedWolf6 жыл бұрын
"Damn it Marie, they're minerals!"
@refusefntk6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@joseantoniooviedooliver12846 жыл бұрын
I knew I would find this comment
@Cosmo_216 жыл бұрын
@@joseantoniooviedooliver1284 same ahahaha
@mikegreiner57116 жыл бұрын
Don’t get it 🤷🏽♂️
@joseantoniooviedooliver12846 жыл бұрын
@@mikegreiner5711 it's a Breaking Bad phrase
@Easy_Urban_Rider5 жыл бұрын
I believe the markup on most of these are 9000%
@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn5 жыл бұрын
Over* 9000%
@Dave969395 жыл бұрын
9000% of 0 is..... = ?
@Kalleosini5 жыл бұрын
The price of mystical rock magic!
@MCtravler5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you should save a few bucks and go out and dig up some stones, tumble them and polish them yourself!
@ToiletDuckFan5 жыл бұрын
Small businesses often look to make around 10% profit after storage, delivery, rent, insurance, wages etc. I doubt he's swimming in money.
@thegeniusgamer44365 жыл бұрын
“Shoots the colour down to the tip, it’s very magical” that’s how refraction works my guy
@CsykKrit5 жыл бұрын
Tide goes on, tide goes out. You can't explain it.
@cjones45184 жыл бұрын
@@CsykKrit I hate that I know this reference
@imotekh61104 жыл бұрын
@@cjones4518 I hate that I don't
@6.0skante206 жыл бұрын
I don't personally believe in any of the crystal energy/vibration therapies, but these salesmen are always so relaxing
@beebop98606 жыл бұрын
Same, they really seem to believe this shit
@binay413963 Жыл бұрын
As an Indian this is embarrassing and disgusting Im our religion,we don't beleive in this shit , but people give us credit for this waste of time...still good ASMR
@terraminuit5 жыл бұрын
I love watching this guy try to convince me that these things are rare, so rare, so freaking rare he's not even sure how he got them. Relaxing but jfc it's quartz
@WETTV965 жыл бұрын
And how magical and powerful they are
@Leadfoot_P715 жыл бұрын
@@WETTV96 Well, the prices on these rocks are truly powerful, there's no denying that.
@whydnot4 жыл бұрын
Bull. Shit.
@whydnot4 жыл бұрын
I bet his first aid kit at home has a fucking rock in it.
@pepebabushki93764 жыл бұрын
@@whydnot lmao
@scottpollock65492 жыл бұрын
You know with so much "energizing" and "powerful" rocks around him all day you'd think he'd have more energy.
@lewisyeadon4046 Жыл бұрын
It's like the Masters of the Voice in Skyrim, he has to protect us from his massive energy
@generalzod79595 жыл бұрын
Do you have any kryptonite? Asking for a friend.
@pepebabushki93764 жыл бұрын
It's fine, he's been defeated by poor writing! :D
@ToiletDuckFan4 жыл бұрын
Clear quartz 6-pointed star pendant infused with "lotus" cut Kryptonite. Only $6938.
@jasonspades56283 жыл бұрын
That's funny as hell
@billlarson226 Жыл бұрын
Bet he's got great tales from the Krypt!
@vicroberts3080 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@gojibbq6 жыл бұрын
for some reason the phrase "we also have a lot of new spheres" made me absolutely lose it
@floofytown5 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing at your comment alone. It's just so absurd.
@zach29904 жыл бұрын
Hahaha please share whatever you were on 😆
@Intertayne3 жыл бұрын
11:40 for anyone wondering
@adamant59062 жыл бұрын
He's Galactus.
@Chrisprusse9 ай бұрын
Well do YOU have new spheres?! I have never enjoyed that luxury. All my spheres are old.
@R.L.Thomas6 жыл бұрын
All of those clear quartz pendents are lab grown. Most all of the natural clear quartz has some kind of inclusion in them, only lab grown is perfectly clear. And his prices are outrageous.
@cutienerdgirl5 жыл бұрын
It's lab grown so it costs money.
@pasqualz5 жыл бұрын
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. So in a way, you’re correct.
@kohinarec65805 жыл бұрын
And whether lab-grown or natural, they are both equally ineffective as tools for treating any illness.
@alienufoweird5 жыл бұрын
@@pasqualz only if you're not of the species that created that technology and since we are we should know that this is not magic, just some minerals. But idiots will be idiots so yeah, it's ,,magic,,.
@karlwhalls29155 жыл бұрын
This is false.
@just4youtube2456 жыл бұрын
Some of those names sounds like a good smoke. "half oz of golden aragornite pls".
@brettvukovich62204 жыл бұрын
This rare piece of scamstone comes directly from the hills of Mordor, and can be used to detect flatulence from at least a mile away. Very sought-after and is offered at only $1,200 a gram.
@Beerfornothing6 жыл бұрын
I mean if hes got all that stuff available to himself he should be like immortal right
@josephdoiron83766 жыл бұрын
Beerfornothing Even the immortal have to make a living.
@humphrey49765 жыл бұрын
Rule one of crystal dealing: don’t get high on your own supply
@tessabakker6625 жыл бұрын
'There can be only one', and it's definitely not this guy. Bet he's got a sword made of marked-up quartz, too.
@RevolverRez4 жыл бұрын
Duh, that's why he's selling it. He's far too powerful right now!
@f0rever10st3 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it he has been selling crystals for millenia
@karendaniel4504 жыл бұрын
Stone: exists This guy: Sir, your vibes are exquisite
@richardschumacher6 жыл бұрын
At those prices he should be able to afford a camera with a focus control
@OroborOSX112 жыл бұрын
Not to mention professionally printed price tags and placards.
@pt_tim34768 ай бұрын
You think he is selling these trash gems 😂maybe a few a week when one of those healing crystal 🧙 wanders in after too many edibles
@madmaniaq6 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says 'piece'. You'll be asleep in no time.
@tstaur60526 жыл бұрын
madmaniaq “ANGELITE”
@fernandowhitmore97056 жыл бұрын
A shot of what? Nightol?
@joeblack3636 жыл бұрын
@@fernandowhitmore9705 a shot from a firearm! Start with the non vital areas! Fast sleep if you hit a major artery!
@playsauce4 жыл бұрын
Yeah? I mean, the whole point of the video is to show off his "pieces." Who says "items" or "products" when it comes to jewelry or whatever it is? Considering the context I dont see any "overuse" of that word.
@pdm_oblivion6132 жыл бұрын
We want to relax, not die
@julzd.64706 жыл бұрын
pftt ‘star of david’ .. that’s the triforce. duh.
@tstaur60526 жыл бұрын
julz d. Shhhh. These have very powerful enehergiesss.
@chadisrad74955 жыл бұрын
Mosis won’t be happy with this
@whisperFM4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Link is Jewish
@ToiletDuckFan4 жыл бұрын
@@whisperFM Yeah, a very sad twist xD
@whisperFM4 жыл бұрын
@@ToiletDuckFan Why?
@lepeejon29556 жыл бұрын
10:10 "Native natural copper". I guess it's 100% organic with no artificial additive or preservatives. :
@pasqualz5 жыл бұрын
Le Peejon it’s also gluten free
@Matt_102035 жыл бұрын
@@pasqualz low in saturated fats
@Travelling_wm4 жыл бұрын
Portland Organic?
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
*Some people call it junk. Me, I call them treasures.*
@niketasdelgato40274 жыл бұрын
If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second!
@alexanderx334 жыл бұрын
I'd even buy one of your relatives, if you're looking to sell! Ha ha ha... That's a little joke.
@xer0c3 жыл бұрын
Khajit has wares, if you have coin.
@FatalShotGG Жыл бұрын
One man's garbage is another man's un-garbage. ~Ricky
@milkdoglol Жыл бұрын
Everything’s for sale!
@LegendofLaw5 жыл бұрын
"Very rare to find this kind with the quality of this piece. Unbelievable." Why is EVERYTHING rare, unique and/or one of the last in the known universe?
@deathmetalpotato6 жыл бұрын
As I watch this I’m waving my phone around my body to cleanse my energy auras
@Jacno775 жыл бұрын
"And here is a boot, very rare and hard to find at this quality"
@tdrb426 жыл бұрын
Oh I get it, they forgot the decimal point on all their price tags.
@dualwieldroxas3585 жыл бұрын
Nah it is there. At the end of each number
@itsatlasrising5 жыл бұрын
dualwieldroxas358 woosh
@sebastianpestle24015 жыл бұрын
Atlas woosh
@myamdane68955 жыл бұрын
Atlas Whoosh
@HipixOFFICIAL4 жыл бұрын
@@itsatlasrising reddit keanu chungus wholesome 100 moment
@asabado20125 жыл бұрын
I have some top grade extremely rare concrete I found in the golden hills of home Depot.
@Nifava6 жыл бұрын
These are for people with strong ears I guess. The stones are HUGE. By the way, the video is gold. I love unintentional asmr because you get rid of all the forced whispering and manierisms, which have become very annoying for me.
@just4youtube2456 жыл бұрын
And the microphone sponge suckers..🙄
@JaneDoe-zr4px6 жыл бұрын
TOTALLY. I HATE intentional ASMR and youtube is swimming in it - very annoying. UNintentional is the best. People don't understand that only a select few can produce the tingles. It's not just, "do a video with me whispering or speaking unnaturally slow". For me, part of the tingles is the NATURAL speaking style - the deliberate choice of words, etc. You can't fake it.
@Nifava6 жыл бұрын
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I feel the same. Also, it's very hard for me to get ASMR if producing tingles is the main objective of the video. Most of the times tingles come while watching someone talk or do somethig they care about.
@kistzu6 жыл бұрын
All them tingle lovers don't feel nothing. I would bet on this something important 😂 it's all about sucking up to pretty boys and girls. Well, mostly.
@lekoman6 жыл бұрын
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I think it's mostly just that the very good intentional ASMR people are few and far between, and most of it is just irreparably basic teenagers trying to become KZbin famous by making all the same ASMR videos everyone else made years ago. It's like how there are thousands of videos of teenagers trying to be the next Tyler Oakley or MirandaSings.
@aaronemms78456 жыл бұрын
*Thanos has entered the chat*
@MrProSnorkulus5 жыл бұрын
What did it cost you? Thanos: Everything.
@juanisaias83085 жыл бұрын
Imagine looking at amazing stones of amazing colors created by nature and having to make up fantasy magical effects for them to find them interesting.
@JaneDoe-zr4px6 жыл бұрын
love this guy! for me ASMR isn't just about the voice but also the deliberate style of speaking. so wish this guy would do unintentional ASMR videos for a living.
@lekoman6 жыл бұрын
If he's doing it for a living, is it really unintentional anymore?
@f0rever10st3 жыл бұрын
@@lekoman it's tentional then
@sjames19552 жыл бұрын
Umm...then they wouldn't be unintentional
@JayDonagh6 жыл бұрын
Why does this guy look like Patrick Star in human form?
@alexblock86076 жыл бұрын
I can’t unsee it and to make it worse I hear Patrick Star’s voice over this guys! 😂
@bobbyboucher18556 жыл бұрын
Looks like Phil Anselmo in the thumbnail
@CatholicZola5 жыл бұрын
I just did a spittake
@CannibalWHORE225 жыл бұрын
Zola no swallow jk
@jdlech5 жыл бұрын
And for merely the cost of rent, you, too, can own a hunk of glass like material. Impress your friends. Be the life of the party. Be pop pop popular. You don't need a house, you just need to trade your house payment for this shiny rock. There's nothing that says, "I'm financially responsible" quite like blowing a wad on shiny things.
@WETTV965 жыл бұрын
it’s from a locality in India/Brazil that you really can’t get anymore in this size. It has a lot of clarity and inclusions that are really magnificent and are geody. It is an aesthetic, gorgeous, magnificent, rare, spectacular, uhhh amazing piece
@jakehandley33665 жыл бұрын
Ariel says.. look at this stuff.. isn’t it neat.. wouldn’t you think that my collection’s complete 🧜🏻♀️
@headlessbarbie13135 жыл бұрын
This is awesome!🤣
@rosenia54096 жыл бұрын
Is there an Amulet of Mara here? I’d like to propose to a Jarl, wish me luck xD lol
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
"It's a fine day with you around" intensifies
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
Top notch swords!
@dvkevin5 жыл бұрын
@Ike Dakhlallah skyrim
@josephc.5585 жыл бұрын
Ike Dakhlallah STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW
@dancingvirgil5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been listening to this thinking how well he knows his stock, until I actually watched it and realised he’s just reading the labels .
@TheLogander4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha same
@billlarson226 Жыл бұрын
Lol realizing Brazilian Quartz also on top shelf!
@ironicchungles59126 жыл бұрын
It's just the way they talk absolute nonsense about magic and healing that gives me tingles.
@Andytlp6 жыл бұрын
ikr stupid shit gives me tingles. Just pretend to go along with it and get some amazing tingles.
@lazarusrex95456 жыл бұрын
"Sure sure... I totally believe you... Just keep talking" I have no idea why bunk gives me tingles but it's my ASMR kryptonite
@-lord17546 жыл бұрын
K so not just me? Lol
@timewellspent81375 жыл бұрын
IMAGINATION
@meatfish40015 жыл бұрын
Wow, same. IRL too, if someone is doing something I deem as stupid but they are real passionate about it regardless, imma be tinglin
@OscarOffTheCuff5 жыл бұрын
Are these stones grass-fed organic?
@xpatzorsx2 жыл бұрын
Man, I really wasn't sure how beautiful, rare, and really really unique all of these were. I'm so glad Ariel could set me straight.
@stephenwakeman30744 жыл бұрын
This is called the Michael pendant. Michael works on his own. He really puts everything into his pendant work. You might say he's In de pendant.
@Loungesugar5 жыл бұрын
This guy could be selling different horse turds and still find a way to charge $999.99 per loaf....rare....one of a kind....this one has some hay and corn.....this one was laid by sea biscuit 🏇
@FuttBuckerson5 жыл бұрын
This is a very beautiful hunk of shit that came out of a horses ass 3 billion years ago, very hard to find nowadays. It has a very energizing aroma, and a spiral energy. So again uh very energizing for the uhm, environment. This hunk of shit is only found in Greenland.
@mauigio4 жыл бұрын
Did you just call a turd, a "loaf" LMFAO WIN!!
@gwenr16493 жыл бұрын
lmfao STOP i'm trying to sleep not piss myself laughing
@Intertayne3 жыл бұрын
"Laid by sea biscuit" is hilarious
@RevolverRez2 жыл бұрын
Its 2 in the morning, I'm trying to sleep, but I'm too busy laughing like an idiot thanks to these comments.
@congydave3 жыл бұрын
49:21 my favourite version of Ariel. Goatee Ariel. Arguably the most potent and powerful Ariel we see in this collection. Probably carved by Lawrence Stoller himself!
@Lunablueeyes6 жыл бұрын
What a bougie rock shop. Everything is "very rare" $$$$$$$ Stahp it!
@Commander1keller5 жыл бұрын
TRUMP! 🇺🇸
@tobefrank40404 жыл бұрын
Came for the ASMR, stayed for the comedy
@shadow_rune6178 Жыл бұрын
price master's weird brother who is obsessed with minerals
@LegendofLaw4 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a comment that no matter how much we laughed at this video, I would ponder purchasing a phantom qaurts for the 47 bucks. Then I realized it was the item number and the price was over 3k. Come on man, that just isn't right.
@billlarson226 Жыл бұрын
Oral Lite comes in Quartz Very interesting
@ASMRctica6 жыл бұрын
Omg this is so good! Thanks for this compilation, 90 minutes!! Will return to this one many times, fore sure 😴
@ASMRctica6 жыл бұрын
Happened to watch some tv shop on german television this summerduring a visit, they sold gem stones/ jewelry.. wished it would never stop. So i’m super grateful now to be able to watch this video! Unintentional gem stone show&tell is probably one if the best asmr triggers ever!
@IGotNoJam6 жыл бұрын
@@ASMRctica grew up in Germany and I had my first ASMR experience through Teleshopping and if you enjoy that you can check out AstroTV.
@TransSappho2 жыл бұрын
This video is a weirdly calming torture for people who’ve studied geology
@nitronrob2 жыл бұрын
Yup it is. I'm kind of fascinated. Trying to relax and then I hear something like "rare quartz". Then I'm wide awake and annoyed.
@nathanmagnuson2589 Жыл бұрын
Healing crystals are the new grift aimed at new spiritual types
@HerrSchrodinger4 жыл бұрын
One of the most relaxing lessons in marketing I've ever seen.
@Seonal5 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered how businesses like this stay open. It's not like people are lining up outside to plop down 500 plus dollars for a single pendant. I imagine the majority of the items seen here have been sitting on the shelves for years
@Mommyandtux5 жыл бұрын
Debr
@Mommyandtux5 жыл бұрын
Debt
@KarIiah2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they’re also used for money laundering ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@LGPanthers15 жыл бұрын
When he passed by and named the literal fools gold (Pyrite), I couldn't help but wonder if the irony hits him at all.
@maghrebforever20125 жыл бұрын
BOT Chad I enjoyed this greatly as well
@dahliasdarkside16954 жыл бұрын
I doubt it. His prices are daylight robbery. The only things that should be as expensive as his amulets are those huge clusters
@playsauce4 жыл бұрын
What a stupid comment. The "fool" in fool's gold refers to those who buy pyrite thinking it is gold because of the color. One who buys pyrite knowing it to be pyrite... is not a fool, but simply... someone buying pyrite. I wonder if the irony of making such a logical fallacy while criticizing someone else's lack of irony... ever hits *you* at all. Rekt, son.
@eitanengel82594 жыл бұрын
PlaySauce ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
@turkey20034 жыл бұрын
@@playsauce Your comment is actually the pretty stupid one. He isn't selling it as pyrite. He is selling it as rare healing wands and crystals. Representing them as something they are not. As the meaning of "fools gold" is a worthless investment their is in fact irony in his statements.
@jh13284 жыл бұрын
With all of the powerful energy in that store, it should explode like a neutron star.
@bumblemcgrumbles77206 жыл бұрын
Where's the Amulet of Talos it's like the most useful one
@thegeniusgamer44365 жыл бұрын
Gimme that Shout cooldown reduction
@niketasdelgato40274 жыл бұрын
I'm looking for an amulet of mara
@AsterDXZ5 жыл бұрын
“This is a true Star of David” As opposed to a false Star of David?
@streetwisehercules99565 жыл бұрын
It was stolen from a true jew
@happybeach7774 жыл бұрын
Yes it’s called a Star of Gentile shit
@playsauce4 жыл бұрын
True Vogel Star of David. As in, not an imitation Vogel, which apparently are common. A simple google taught me this by searching a few key phrases. What's your excuse? Your witticism just got rekt, peasant. So, to the 80 fucktards who upvoted this: You were saying? Who's gullible now, eh? ;)
@erin39674 жыл бұрын
J M dont pay attention, hes a reddit dick. He said upvotes, not likes
@lizisasleep Жыл бұрын
This has put me to sleep so many times. Just him saying all the names and places is so relaxing. He seems like a nice guy, he likes his work, and the rocks are pretty.
@__seeker__6 жыл бұрын
I’m unsure about stones having “energy” or what that even means, but I do love gems and stones. They’re beautiful and make me happy, and to me, beauty is numinous.
@DavidJDM6 жыл бұрын
If stones and gem makes you happy it's the positive energy from it
@jenh94266 жыл бұрын
here you go dipshit.... god all these people who don't know what an atom or molecule is.... no wonder we got trump in office. www.linkedin.com/pulse/nothing-solid-everything-energy-scientists-explain-world-djurisic/
@__seeker__6 жыл бұрын
Jen H: Wow really hostile. I know what energy is in the scientific sense of the word. But that isn’t what this video is referring to. It’s referring to something spiritual/metaphysical. There are more than one meaning for certain words. So it turns out that you’re, in fact, the “dipshit” in this scenario.
@Matt_102035 жыл бұрын
@@jenh9426 that article is a load of spiritualistic, unscientific bullshit. If you want to actually prove a point, use a more scholarly source.
@AmorAmor3602 жыл бұрын
@@jenh9426 I hope in the three years this unnecessary aggressive comment has been here you have gotten some therapy.
@HongKongSniper5 жыл бұрын
*Gouges eyes out with crystals* VERY HEALING YES
@DavinTurner4 жыл бұрын
I've found the best comment! 😆
@dualwieldroxas3585 жыл бұрын
have a sneaking suspicion that the array of special stones around 1:00:00 are mostly the same as you would find in a children's Bag of Rocks display in any tourist trap
@eitanengel82594 жыл бұрын
They are real tho
@cvbabc6 жыл бұрын
The man can sell some rocks.
@gekfurianАй бұрын
Those crystals really getting an effect on the camera focus
@nathanhamer89876 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard of the Amulet of Kings?"
@Voltichock6 жыл бұрын
I am great lover of crystals and minerals in general, thank you for bringing this type of video to us! ;)
@22kaybee226 жыл бұрын
You mean roleplays can be real?
@chill_fridge2 жыл бұрын
Exquisite. Magnificent. Highly sought after.
@lFataI1ty Жыл бұрын
natural unique design
@asabado20123 жыл бұрын
Everything in this store is "hand picked, hand polished, incredibly rare from the rarest mine in the universe, and cut by the greatest gem cutter in all of human history, and has magical powers that are so powerful it can't be detected by human made instruments". So yeah, it's a rock.
@hayleygerbil31095 жыл бұрын
He's got whosits and whatsits galore!
@mattmoves59203 жыл бұрын
00:25 Of course there is no better way to start this kind of video than with a triangle called triangle
@walter34335 жыл бұрын
Here we have a nice 10 dollar meth piece, beautifully created by the best cook of Tijuana. Rear end smuggled by trade craft coyotes.
@zach29904 жыл бұрын
Fuck 😂😆
@bananabread1506 жыл бұрын
you always deliver
@averagerednek844610 ай бұрын
Here we have a used pair of boxers from Lawrence stoller…you can see where his coin purse rested and cradled inside the elastic here, some streaks on the underside give amazing energy, museum quality
@bwill1406 жыл бұрын
Whenever I meet salsepersons with this voice I know I'm screwed.
@StanBRacing10 ай бұрын
should be able to just walk into the shop and be healed of all ailments immediately
@whoguru55 жыл бұрын
"And this one here is one of the six infinity stones used by thanos to wipe out half the universe"
@corpusdelectable60785 жыл бұрын
@13:59 I thought the sign said 'we shit anywhere'....I was like, damn, these crystals ARE powerful....🤣🤣🤣
@ame30stone254 жыл бұрын
U have Stone contact me my number 9922499785
@Roller_Ghoster6 жыл бұрын
I went to the toilet and had a shungite
@zach29904 жыл бұрын
😂😆😂
@Sam-qt5gx4 жыл бұрын
Suge Knight?
@TooEagerr4 жыл бұрын
That’s weird at the time of writing this I also and having a shungite... coincidence I shungite right as I read your comment? I think not we are connected, and I think by the cacocksinite, it’s what connects us, together as one the cacocksinite...
@dancingvirgil6 ай бұрын
It’s hard to appreciate the ASMR when I’m pissing myself laughing reading the comments.
@stormblessed23216 жыл бұрын
Arielle must be over flowing with “energy” from all those crystals and minerals.
@Stinking823 жыл бұрын
He pukes rainbows
@AstralDragoon4 жыл бұрын
It's too funny how he keeps calling the pendants "powerful". I would love to see someone come up and say "I'd just like to verify the power level. Could you grab the meter real quick?"
@mikelxanadu4 жыл бұрын
Good glow on those JO crystals. Must have been a lot of positive energy at the sesh
@xpatzorsx2 жыл бұрын
God damn. I know this comment is a year+ old, but it killed me. 🤣🤣🤣👍
@averagerednek844610 ай бұрын
A $4,000 hunk of shiny stone would definitely complete my sitting room
@thepantweaver6 жыл бұрын
This guy definitely seems like he has at least one person tied up in his basement.
@spectacularsceptile38795 жыл бұрын
thepantweaver it’s the at least that make this comment
@floofytown5 жыл бұрын
At least.
@TheLogander4 жыл бұрын
@This is the best name i could come up with 😂😂😂👍
@jakehandley33664 жыл бұрын
Yh but triangles (or officially triangles) energy cleansed AF
@papapetebreen2 жыл бұрын
2:30 Holds an item that resembles a phallic object: "It shoots the color down into the tip"
@Friedtoenails Жыл бұрын
These stones are amazing. During the presentation, I felt my wallet getting lighter and lighter.
@alessandroaverchi70677 ай бұрын
I was skeptical at first but he's the living proof that crystals do have a calming effect
@McRocket5 жыл бұрын
That was surprisingly relaxing. Thank you for posting it.
@BassByTheBay2 жыл бұрын
Good thing he sounds like this. Can you imagine walking into a shop like this and hearing, "How can I help you?" in a Gilbert Gottfried-like squawk?
@SqueakyBe Жыл бұрын
Gilbert Gottfried ASMR. Aggressive Screeching Man Ree'ing
@chrystaturner71785 жыл бұрын
darn this npc talks a lot 😭
@juandeereftw71975 жыл бұрын
Chrysta Turner SHUT up turner
@CsykKrit5 жыл бұрын
This cut scene takes forever
@margueritestjarna35475 жыл бұрын
Space bar to the maaaax
@ame30stone254 жыл бұрын
U have Stone
@ame30stone254 жыл бұрын
I'm Stone deler
@laundromat0037 ай бұрын
Me figuring out which gems to combine with treasure on RE4
@HipixOFFICIAL4 жыл бұрын
My freshman year of college I used this video to sleep in commons areas between classes lmao. Of course that was only in 2018 but it's already nostalgic.
@halcyonzenith44112 жыл бұрын
That's a great selection of exotic slingshot ammunition
@congydave5 жыл бұрын
I woke up thinking I needed a Lamarian Quartz Laser Wand to get back to my own dimension
@pbandre97732 жыл бұрын
Here we have an amulet of eternal glory, from the wilderness of Venezuela. Really exceptional piece. Exceedingly rare ever since 2007.